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Why Porn? Part 2 of 4
Suze.net's bogus referral codes? Without a valid referral code, a webmaster does not get paid for the traffic he sends. I sent 1,889 unique clicks over the past six weeks to Suze.net and, after pulling my link from my front page, just got my first signup. That signup shocked me. I had learned not to expect it. Things like signups don't matter much to me because my kingdom is not of this world. But they seem to matter to more worldly persons than your moral leader. I know many people will try to read things into this due to my friendship with one of the Randalls. But I'm just reporting the news here without fear or favor.
Jace writes on GFY: "I was going to use one of the dhd programs a while back, and noticed this when I first signed up....I emailed them about it, got the "sorry, we are fixing it now" response...and they fixed it with the one example I gave, but more remained. I gave up. "...The 2 times I tried to push anything under dhd it took almost a week to get any response and when I did finally get a reponse it was so vague and non-informative that I just gave up." Studiocritic writes: "I'd like to start certifying sponsors' paysites for being free of traffic leaks, cookie issues, broken links, flaws, etc. I'd have one of our guys run through and certify each site weekly. One of my biggest peeves is pumping traffic to a tour and finding out they changed it and it has new traffic leaks, after wondering why my ratios slipped away." Farrell Timlake writes on GFY:
Inthestars writes on GFY: "Suze.net sends out bogus link codes like the one that I posted to affiliates on a monthly basis. Who runs their program? DHD! I don't think its wrong to suspect them of other mistakes, especially with the other Suze.net program, Suze.net Video, which didn't convert either, despite getting a heaping dose of the specialized glamour model traffic which loves that genre." Why Porn? Part 1 in a series of 4.
Pierce Veritas writes:
Hot Dating Ideas As a blogger, I don't have spare cash. So when it comes to dating, I have to be creative. Next week we're accompanying a friend of mine to her weekly chemo treatment. Then we're all having hot monkey sex. I Took A Levitra And Studied Levinas It's the worst thing you can do for your love life (aside from drink-and-dial). Now I know that what I desire is wrong. It's all so clear now. Women are not just disposable parts of the male sexual economy. Eroticisms of voluptuosity are inauthentic face-to-face [doggie is a verboten because it is so animalistic] relationships that tarnish the purity of erotic love. (B.C. Hutchence, Levinas: A Guide for the Perplexed) But I'm not content with such an insight. I want to go deeper. I want to get into French-Belgium feminist Luce Irgaray who opposes the view that the female is "brought into a world not her own so that the male lover may enjoy himself and gain strength for his voyage toward an autistic transcendence." I completely followed that sentence until running smack into the word "autistic." I thought that meant retarded and I don't know what "retarded transcendence" means unless it is hot sex with someone whose IQ is below 80. Irigaray argues that Levinas "knows nothing of communion in pleasure" where there's "immediate ecstasy" between lovers. Me neither, Emmanuel. Emmanuel Levinas -- does he allow for the erotic? According to Irigaray: "Although [Levinas] takes pleasure in caressing, he abandons the feminine other, leaves her to sink, in particular into the darkness of a psuedoanimality, in order to return to his responsibility in a world of men-amonst-themselves." Levinas argues that there are two types of erotic relationships. There's the atheistic kind where the partners mutually satisfy their selfish desires. Such eroticism is merely the play of self-interested carnality, and we wouldn't want that. Female erotic nudity is but an "inverted signification," a "clarity converted into ardor and night." Wouldn't want that either. The women reveals her nudity to hide her feminity. "One plays with the Other as with a young animal." Because I can't figure out the meaning other type of erotic relationship according to Levinas, I'll probably never taste it. From now on, when I study philosophers on love, I'm sticking to Air
Supply. Andrew Trentacosta Warns About Director Thomas Paine He emails me:
Girls such as Julie Rage have complained that Paine has hit them up for blowjobs. Ron Sullivan Is Back Henri Pachard (hpachard@sbcglobal.net) replies to my email:
What To Expect From Internext It runs concurrently with the Adult Entertainment Expo. A source tells me: "Expect more mobile companies to infiltrate the business. Cellular carriers. VOD (Video On Demand). New technologies. Last year it was the XTC box that Dave Koenig came out with. I don't know if that ever did anything. I don't know anyone who uses the program. I got a ton of spam about it a year ago. Sexsearch, Cams.com, dating sites, AFF (Adult Friend Finder) are going to be big this year. Pussycash.com will give away a Porsche." Jay Of Britain's RealPunting.com * How did you get into this? I've been involved in it for a while; in Britain hiring an escort is known as 'punting'. I used to enjoy reading punters' internet reports on their encounters with working girls. Some of them were really well-written and included fascinating detail. Then I thought, in this day and age, shouldn't there be video reviews of escorts, where you can actually see what she's like before you make a booking? I decided to create a website devoted to this and RealPunting.com was born. It's been a steep learning curve and if I had known back then what it was going to take, well I doubt I would have taken the plunge at all! But I'm glad I did. The punters have really started to see my website as a useful resource and their feedback spurs me on all the time. * What do you love and hate about porn? I don't really know much about porn! What I do is video real sessions with professional escorts. Now if you had asked - what do you love and hate about the escorting scene - we could talk all night. Most porn I have watched seems frantic, aggressive and frankly rather abusive towards the women, the aim seems to be to get harder and nastier all the time, so I hate that. It's nothing like the real sex that real people have. I film reality and it's two consensual people relating to each other. Yes money has changed hands, but the escort still gives you a genuine good time if you pick the right lady. It's harmonious sex. * When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? Rich. * What were you expected (by parents, etc) to become? My parents just wanted me to be happy. At the moment I feel damn lucky to be living the life I am. Wave of Obscenity Prosecutions Leads to Closure and Self-Censorship of SM Websites
Eva Angelina Leaving Porn To Join U.S. Navy Pure Talent Agency's School Of Dance Run by the husband-wife team of Jim and Ann Marie Hayek (former feature dancer and escort), Pure Talent books strippers into clubs across North America. They also push their girls into taking their $1,000 dance school. Kelsey Michaels said on KSEX that she paid $1,500 to Ann Marie for the school. Ann said she never got the money. Tabitha Stevens Update I call her about the new site HollywoodMafia.com, which devotes a page to her. The site is run by her ex-husband, the FBI-informant Kenneth Gallo. Tabitha, 35: "My pictures is all over his website. He's trying to use my name and ride my coattails because my career is blowing up and he hopes I'll mention his name. Uh uhh. I looked at his site and I'm listed as an associate [of the Mafia]. How am I an associate? I won't speak of him. That guy has caused me more grief in my life than anything else. So what's going on with you?" Luke: "What else is going on with you?" Tabitha: "This week is cool. I'm going on Sirius radio in New York. I'm going to do a few shows. I'm going to do Meet the Shrink for Howard Stern and another new show. I'm going on the Howard Stern Show Friday, his last show, to say goodbye. He's actually having me speak. "We've finished my [mainstream] film -- Tabitha Stevens: The Shaman. We're dubbing in the soundtrack. It's going out in January. It was shot on 35mm. There is no sex, no simulated sex, no kissing. There are parts of it where I'm naked but it is not done in a way that is tacky. "They suspended me 15-feet in the hair with hooks in my back in the skin. I did the stunt myself. The pictures are amazing but gross. "I had my cheek implants redone on Dr. 90210 [airing Dec 19]. Sally Jesse Raphael covered some of the filming." Luke: "When you were on the Howard Stern show last, didn't you say you were really depressed?" Tabitha: "Probably. It's a normal thing, especially with women. I'm better than I was. And I'm not a spring chicken." Luke: "When are you going to have ex-husband number four?" Tabitha: "I'm not ready. I'm not married. When Nick asked me to marry him last year... We're good friends. We didn't know what we were doing. I'll be travelling with the film. There's no time for me to have a serious relationship." Jamie Lynn - Penthouse Pet of the Year 2006 I met her a year ago at a Penthouse talent call in Woodland Hills. I call her Monday morning and we reminisce. Jamie: "They were hating on you. "I've been in the Adult industry for three years. I've been in a lot of magazines and websites. Now it feels like I've arrived at the peak of my career in the Adult industry. It's a great achievement." Luke: "How have people in your life reacted?" Jamie: "They're excited and proud. Even my mom, one of the most modest people in the world, is very proud of me. My dad's happy. My grandma. Everyone is very supportive." Luke: "What have you learned from doing so many interviews?" Jamie: "Nothing really. They just ask the same questions. I'm more of a creative person. I want to give them different answers but they turn out the same. They ask me about how I got in the industry, how does my family think about it, am I going to go harder or stay with soft, what I want to do after my year... I'm going to ride it out and see what doors open." Luke: "Are you going to go harder?" Jamie: "No. "I'm still with my boyfriend (two-and-a-half years). He's very proud. He's very supportive." Luke: "What does a typical day look like for you?" Jamie: "I just did a two-week tour of the eight Penthouse clubs. You wake up, you get on the plane, you sleep on the plane, you get off, you get ready for work, and you mingle at the club for four-to-six hours. You sign. You meet with fans. You take polaroids. Then you wake up the next morning and do it all over again. "I have a new website, sexyjamie.com. I'm doing AVN [Vegas show] this year for the first time. I know that Penthouse is looking into TV and we're going to get a studio out here." Luke: "When you're doing all this signing and traveling, is there anything that makes you cranky?" Jamie: "The other girls complaining. We all have to work together even if it's the early morning." Luke: "What are you passionate about?" Jamie: "Succeeding and meeting my goals. I want a house. I want financial security. I'll always be working. I wouldn't want to be an at-home mom." Luke: "You're not going to mind growing older because you've got so many plans." Jamie: "Exactly." Luke: "Do many women get catty because of your success and your looks?" Jamie: "Yeah. I have three sisters. Sure, they'd love to model and compete [with Jamie], but they don't want to do everything I've done to get where I'm at. They don't want to start at the bottom. "It's hard to find girl friends. "I try to separate my work and my home life. I don't tell people right away what I do for a living." Hustler Magazine's New Features Editor The Hustler Tattler writes:
Porn Star Pajama Party Friday Night Monstar reports. 'Porn Shutdown' Documentary
XPT thread. This documentary first aired in the UK. From Max Hardcore's IMDB.com profile:
Wicked Soap Opera
Sky Lopez Interview
JMT writes about Sky's appearance Dec 15-17 at the Crazy Horse Gentlemen's Club: "She will be discussing her religious conversion and her three-year absence from the adult industry this weekend in San Francisco. Oh, and showing her pussy for crumpled dollar bills." Hustler Holiday Party Holly Randall writes on Suze: "I just posted some pics from the Hustler Holiday party-- I tried to have a conversation with Larry but he was so busy staring at my chest I don't think he heard a word I said... MY boobs, distracting Larry Flynt! I'm flattered!" Where's The Spice? Paul writes me:
Jasmine Grey (Michelle Grayshaw) and two friends died Saturday in a car accident Jasmine stood 4'11, measured 34D-25-35 (naturally) and weighed 125 pounds. She was 21.
Here's an excerpt of an interview she gave to Glamourcon.com:
Jeremy Steele writes:
Mob Talk
Who's The Key Federal Informant Behind E2K Investigation? One porn girl referred 90% of the porn girls to Exotica2000 (an escort service busted a few months ago, $45 million was confiscated) and making a 15% commission on all the girls. Somehow this girl has stayed out of prison while other girls, such as Australian Jennifer Electra, are going to prison. This informant girl had a falling out with Jennifer Electra. Porn girl Miko Lee was close to Alex, the owner of E2K. Playboy's Buying ClubJenna Jenna's husband Jay Grdina responds to my email: "Actually, we are buying Playboy. I bought 100 shares last week." Two months ago, Playboy bought Lensman's adult.com empire. So far, Playboy has only lost money on the Web. Call it their web of incompetence. But it looks like things are changing. Lensman will show them the way. Keri Sable Leaves Wicked
I don't believe it was Brad that Keri dated, but rather another Wicked director -- Jonathan Morgan.
WillieD writes on XPT:
JRV writes: "I've always heard that her parents are the ones that paid for all of her cosmetic surgery. I guess that was to help get her started in her porn career." Gia Jordan writes: "Her parents paid for her surgery as a high school graduation present, which is quite common now for parents to do. They didn't do it for porn, they did it because it was something Keri had been wanting a long time." Fred writes:
American Idol's Simon Cowell Calls Porn Star Tabetha Stevens Aussie Escort Jennifer Electra from E2K Jailed Thursday She faces $100,000 bail. Dez From Dirty Dez's Weekend Leaves Rehab? Dez writes me: "HAHAH I wish! I was in portland for about 2 and a half weeks to visit family for Thanksgiving, I guess thats kinda like rehab! It was nice to get away and yeah i guess i haven't even sipped a Heineken since I've been back , but believe this I WONT BE BLINKING FOR FOUR DAYS AT AVN! "Now I got 5000 people askin' me if im ok and how was rehab." Dinner with porn stars -- and my wife
DaVinci Load Updated Missy Monroe Missy Monroe Extras, Myah Monroe (right) Minda, Steve Holmes, extras Extras Minda, Steve Holmes, extras Extras Tori Lane Tori Hailey Page Hailey Hailey Hailey, Tori Hailey, Tori Hailey, Tori Tori Tori Tori Tori Tori Minda Minda Jerome Tanner Missy, Evan Stone Hailey and her favorite porn writer Nelson X Tori Tori Jerome Tanner adjusts Tori's tits, Gino Anthony Petkovich, Editor of Adam Film World Dec 7: Missy Monroe Missy Missy Hailey Paige, Evan Stone Hailey, Evan Missy Missy Missy Charlotte Stokely Hailey Hailey Jasmine Tame Jasmine, Charlotte Jasmine, Charlotte Jasmine, Charlotte Jasmine, Charlotte Jasmine, Charlotte Jasmine, Charlotte Jasmine, Charlotte Jasmine, Charlotte Gram Ponante Reports I interview Jasmine Tame, 19, who's been in porn for seven months, appearing in about 80 scenes. "I was broke. I was in college. This was my big break and I liked it." What did you study in college? "I was taking the basic classes like math and science and that crap." Charlotte Stokely says she started college at age 15 (while in highschool). She says she has about two year's worth of credits. Jasmine: "I like LA because the mountains are pretty and the people are nice. I just like the heat, so I'm never going to leave Miami." Luke: "What kind of crowd did you hang out with in highschool?" Jasmine: "It was a mix of people. Geeks, the popular girls, to sports guys... I was a good student through all the cheating. I had a good GPA. I cheated on every test I had. I hated school so I just cheated." Luke: "When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?" Jasmine: "I wanted to be a dolphin trainer. After that, I wanted to be a choreographer, but that's too competitive, so I've just stuck with Adult film." Jasmine asks James Deen: "What did you want to do? This? Well, you're 19." Luke: "He's a guy. "What's the oldest guy you've been with?" Jasmine: "Sixty." Luke: "You did a scene with Dave Cummings?" Jasmine shakes her head. "It was a private. I gave a BJ to some old guy. It was different. Doesn't bother me." Tame got a breast job last October, moving from a 34B to a 36C. Luke: "What were you expected to become by your parents?" Jasmine: "They left it up to me but my dad wanted me to work in healthcare, but I hate blood and I don't want to be near people puking." James Deen no longer likes to be referred to as "talent." He's a "sexually liberated craftsman." James: "There's no talent in what I do." Charlotte Stokely, 19, has been in LA porn for about a year (before then she did some internet porn in Florida). She says she used to work every day. Now she works every other day. Luke: "What happened to you in college?" Charlotte: "I didn't like that I had to wake up early and go to school. I didn't think it was very fair." As a kid, Charlotte wanted to be an "astronaut or an astrologer because I was really into [stars]. Second was a botanist because I'm really into planets. Third was a medical examiner. Then I realized there was a lot of schooling involved. "My parents were so excited that I graduated highschool. I was the first person on my mom's side of the family to graduate highschool. "The only thing I don't like about the [porn] industry is if I go to a party and civilians sexually harass me, sometimes so badly that I have to leave. Just because I'm a porn star doesn't mean I'm slutty. I'm pretty prudish. "Porn is my career. It's not just for money. I'm trying to work my way up in my career. I want a name for myself. I want a respectful classy elegant name for myself." In her spare time, Charlotte smokes pot, reads books and plays with her cats. Luke: "What do you spend your money on?" Charlotte: "I don't know. It's just gone. A thousand dollars like that. Some months I make $30,000." Single for a year, Charlotte says her fiance of two years "won't even speak to me. I'm traveling to Florida in a week and staying with a friend in his neighborhood. I'm bound to run into him. He thinks I do it to get back at him but I do it because it is what I want to do. I've been taking dirty pictures of myself since before I was allowed to. "I started doing porn when we were still together. It wasn't to get back at him. A guy I went to highschool with came across a pop-up with me on it, clicked on the link, and then sent out a massive email about me. I got a phone call when I was at work from my ex's friend. He said, 'I saw something. I don't want to look at it but I'm pretty sure it is you. I'm going to tell him right now.' "I said, 'Let me tell him.' I called my boyfriend. We still talked for another two months. We tried to keep the relationship going." Luke: "What did he say about you doing porn?" Charlotte: "He said a lot of rude and hurtful things. He said that I was a dirty slut who deserved to be punched in the mouth and kicked to the curb. He was really rude about it but you've got to think that he was also really hurt too." Luke: "Did you tell him you were thinking about him while you were working?" Charlotte: "No, because I don't think about him. He's the last thing on my mind." Gram Ponante walks outside. "They asked me to perform," he says. "But I've already done four scenes today. I at least need a burger." I have a four-inch hole in the crotch of my black pants. I must ask Holly if she'll sew it. That'll tell me what kind of wife she'll make. I ask James Deen about gossip that I like gossip. James: "He doesn't like gossip. He puts an end to gossip. When he heard gossip about me, this girl said I was dating her, he called me and put an end to the gossip." Charlotte develops an allergic reaction to the dildo she's using. Jerry gives her a Benadryl. Dec. 8. At the Adult Film Awards circa 1986, Suze Randall came out to the Christian porn protesters, held up her dress and flashed her vagina. Working with Scott Nails and Steve Holmes, Missy squirts several times. Once she gets it on the camera lens. I interview Hailey Page, 23, while she smokes outside with Tory Lane. At age 18, Page stopped working at Blockbuster and started nude modeling because she needed money to pay for college. "I didn't get into video until I was 21. "I've already paid for my bachelor's [she says she will soon graduate with a degree in Pyschology from Southern California University, which has a distance learning program]. Now I'm working on [paying for] my master's [also at SCU]. I want to get my doctorate from an actual school." Hailey wants to become a sex therapist. As a kid, she wanted to become a veterinarian for cats. "My dad wanted me to be a writer because he's a writer. He's written a bunch of novels, none of them published. "For a while I wanted to be a writer because when you're little, you want your parents to be proud of you. But it's not really for me." Hailey says she hung out with a "weird" crowd in highschool. "People who didn't have a certain group. We were just different." Luke: "What do you love and hate about porn?" Hailey: "I love the flexibility, freedom, the sex, how open everyone is, and basically honest. I can have as much time off as I want. I don't like how female porn stars are stigmatized. They don't give us a chance to be something else. It'd be hard for a girl like me to start directing." Luke: "How has being in this industry affected you?" Hailey: "It's made me more picky about men. It makes me think, 'If I'm not getting paid, what's the point?' It's given me more self-respect." It's been a couple of months since Hailey had sex for free. "It's hard to date. If I wanted to date someone outside the business, this would be hard for them to accept, even if I wasn't doing it anymore. It's hard to date someone in the business, because when I quit, are they still going to be in it? "I just broke up with someone." Luke: "How has porn affected your sex life?" Hailey: "It's numbed me. Nothing's a novelty anymore. You can't try something for the first time with someone." I chat with Minda, an extra, in the kitchen. Just 19, she's had sex three times in her life (with one guy). She's a Journalism major at Cal-State Northridge. Evan Stone: "How would you like to be with a professional?" She says no. I lie into my taperecorder: "Her face flushes bright red. She starts crying." Minda giggles. Girl, you are the sun. I am the moon. You are the words. I am the tune. Play me. I say into my recorder: "James Deen says, 'Get me in too.'" James: "That's not what I said. It was a lot more sleazy and perverted than that." Luke: "I'm trying to save this young girl's innocence." Evan: "I'm trying to save her too. Imagine if she fell in with Joey Ray. At least this way she'll be with gentlemen." During the first sex scene of the day, Steve Holmes asked Minda if he could feel her breasts. She said, "No." "Just a little bit?" he persisted. "No," she said. "I'm just an extra who you can't touch." The guy holding the C-light for the penetration shots asks Minda out. She says no. Last night, she was an extra in a cowl watching a six-person orgy. She says the past 24-hours have opened her mind and given her a good feeling. 4:40pm. I walk down the corridor and past Barry Woods (former husband of dead porn star Trinity Loren, I believe the James Davenport in this story has kicked the bucket, possibly an overdose). "Are you still after [Minda]?" he asks. "I'm just doing my job." Jace Rocker (camera monitor and assistant director) says he's doing great. He owns his own home and two cars and has "an awesome civilian girlfriend. She has a master's degree in business. I've never been happier. She laughs at all my stuff. "I've only [directed] one show a year for the past six years and every single year I've been nominated [by AVN]." Why do only one show a year? "Because there are too many dogs at the feedbowl, all growling for little morsels. Most releases are gonzo and I don't do that crap. I don't do sex movies. I do movies with sex in them." Photographer Richard Montfort walks Tory Lane down the hallway in her red hooker outfit. "Make room for the star," he commands. "Don't look directly in her eyes." Missy has an impossible time pronouncing "Shangrila" and "priory." Jerry yells at her. "Missy, I gave you the script two weeks ago." Missy: "I know." Webmaster JoeA writes:
Do Not Work For Mike Metropolis? Watchout writes:
Vince Voyeur's True Reason For Leaving Redlight District? A source writes: "Vince Voyeur's true reason for leaving Red Light was....[Zero Tolerance]. Funny how he said he left RLD because he didn't like the feature-oriented direction the company had taken, after they added Michael Ninn. Most people at RLD are celebrating his departure!" DaVinci Load Day Two I don't try to be your comprehensive source for porn news. I do what I do best (and if I can't do that, I just throw up something to keep the site moving). So if you want to read about the Rob Black case, click here. AVN.com, XBiz.com and Adultfyi.com are comprehensive sites. My site is eccentric. You may come for the porn, but you'll stay for the Torah. I drive to the first day of Jerome Tanner's DaVinci Load Dec. 7 -- and should've been singing:
I couldn't believe I'd receive an on-set invite to this big-budget LFP feature after all the nasty things I've written about the company. Last night, I couldn't get to sleep at all. Last night I got to thinkin' maybe I, I, I Should call you up, Drew Rosenfeld (head of LFP Video) and just forget my foolish pride. I heard your number ringing, I went cold inside And last night I didn't get to sleep at all. A few seconds after stepping on to the set, I run into the production manager Helen, who turned out to be Jerry T's wife. I figure as soon as she hears my name, I'll be sent home straight to bed without my dinner. But no, I get inside where there is just the lavish catering I have believed in so fervently that I skipped my normally hearty breakfast of fruit smoothie mixed with colon cleanser. I meet Jerry Tanner for the first time. "Luke!" he says. "You're the one everyone curses. Or used to." He laughs. Everything's going to be ok. I have entre to the set. I have food and drink. Now all I need are chicks, the younger and hotter the better (within legal and moral limits). But here comes one more obstacle - a burly guy named Drew. "Drew Rosenfeld?" I ask. He nods. "You're the guy I've been writing nasty things about on my site," I say. "I've been showing them to my wife and we've been having a good laugh," he says. Whew. "So you're not an accountant?" I ask. "No," he says. "You've never taken an accounting class?" "No. I have a calculator on my desk because I'm always running budgets." I realize that the following admission will strike many of my readers as unethical, but I purposefully did not write about this production until it had wrapped and I didn't need to go back to the set and confront the people I wrote about. I'm chicken that way. James Deen used to come to sets in grungy sweats, but Mark Yule and Barry Woods made fun of him. So now he dresses up. Nelson X's script has a girl sucking a dead man's penis. This was missed by everyone at LFP but Larry Flynt who called up Drew Rosenfeld Tuesday night and said, "You can't have that." I didn't realize Larry read porn scripts and was that deeply involved in the running of his company. Hailey Page arrived an hour late today and that's set Jerry T back and made him mad. Jerry's burly assistant tells me, "I'd do anything for Jerry and Helen. If they asked me to break your legs, I'd do it." He smiles. "They'd never ask me to do that. They're nice people." Smoking a cigar outside, Jerry yells at Helen for ashtrays. She yells back at him but creates ashtrays made out of aluminum foil a few minutes later. Jerry tells Evan Stone: "I want you to do one line right." Hailey: "I need to rinse out." Jerry: "Didn't you rinse out before?" Hailey: "Yeah, but I need to do it again." Barry Wood: "Don't rinse out too much. Evan likes it stinky." An observer: "You are witnessing art in the making. People wonder how this happens. This is how it happens." Jerry wants to shoot the sex scene between Evan Stone and Hailey Page on the couch with no covers down. The home owner, a calm blonde woman in her 50s, says that Jerry's wife Helen agreed there would be no sex on the furniture without a covering. Owner: "If you put covers on everything. I discussed it with your wife." Jerry: "Bulls---. I don't recall that being mentioned. I wouldn't be in this location. The couch is 50-years old. I can't f--- on it?" Jerry hates the house, for which LFP paid $2,000 for the day. Owner: "Everybody uses covers." Jerry: "I'm not stupid." Owner: "If you stain it and you're willing to clean it, that's fine." Jerry says fine. Owner: "I spoke to your wife. She said she'd put on covers." Jerry: "No, no. I know my wife. She doesn't have covers." Drew Rosenfeld, Helen (who confirms the owner's story) and the home-owner separately try to argue Jerry out of his reckless uncovered vision. Helen brings towels in. "Jerry, I'm not even going to show these to you," she says. "You won't even see them. Eventually a compromise is worked out whereby the sex will take place on Evan's clothes and a black towel. Dec 8. Missy Monroe teaches a class (filled with unpaid extras) in advanced sexuality, then gets double penetrated on her desk by her students Scott Nails and Steve Holmes (who I did not recognize in his shiny new black hair). I meet a tatttooed young writer from AVN, Chloe. She's eager to meet the famous Gram Ponante. She asks me if I am Gram Ponante. No, I fear that I must disappoint her. An hour later, it is my great privilege to introduce her to the living legend of lyricism. I'm not worthy to carry Gram's jock strap (not that I want to). I assure Chloe I won't write about her. My lips are sealed about the things that happened between us. I wonder if Mark Kernes would even recognize the kinder, gentler Luke of today, who shines a thousand points of light in Porn Valley? I chat with Joel Lawrence. His GoldStarModeling.com talent agency will have 50 girls and 10 guys by the end of the year. Luke: "What made you become an agent?" Joel: "Age. I don't want to be talent forever. Being an agent has a future." Joel offers a $500 finders fee for new talent. He does two scenes a week. "I can only work weekends and nights. I can't do features any more because it takes too much of my time." Jerry Tanner tells Drew Rosenfeld to include his long shots. "Just write them in," Drew says. "They [LFP editors] don't listen to me, so why should I?" says Jerry. Hailey Page says Nelson X, the screenwriter of DaVinci Load, is the best writer in porn. She says his script is "incendiary." Hailey: "Nelson, remember that script where I had heroin balloons up my butt and I died? That was my favorite one." Nelson: "Legend yelled at Jerry about that." I tell Nelson: "Your parents must be very proud of you." Nelson: "They're proud that I get up in the morning." Hailey: "I had a boyfriend a couple of boyfriends back who told me that they didn't put 'gullible' in the dictionary. 'Really?' responded Haily in all seriousness. 'It's such a common word, yet they didn't put it in the dictionary?'" Yes, she tends to believe everything she's told, which is not a good trait for a porn chick. Nelson hangs out with a tall guy who I eventually realize is Anthony Petkovich, who I've wanted to meet for a decade (when he was Captain Sid and writing for Hustler Erotic Video Guide). Yet I'm too tired to say more a few words to him. Somebody who I will not name kept me up all last night doing very bad things (and I don't mean studying the works of atheists and heretics), things I've never done before, things I'd only seen in Max Hardcore movies. Suffice to say there was no Air Supply playing in the background when things peaked. Robert writes: "Luke did you get Holly a speculum for Hannukah?" Fred writes me:
Vilnii writes me:
Tori Lane wants to get her ass insured. "So that if it gets blown out, I can collect one point two," she says. She tires of me photographing her in a bathrobe smoking. She also doesn't like it when I peer in her windows when she's making love to her husband Rick Shameless. Why must I try to write like Gram Ponante? When Tori does a scene with a guy she's not interested in, she just looks at the penis and the camera. The more interested she is in the guy, the broader her lens. Jerry tells Nelson that the hardest dialogue is after sex when the actors can barely talk. Nelson's script tend to be dialogue and vowel-heavy (such as "priory"). Jerry tells him he won't include his "putrid pussy" comment in the script. Nelson: "Putrid pussy is an integral part of who I am as an artist. That's my vision." Jerry: "It's not sexy. This is a sex film." Using baby wipes, Tori Lane cleans off the white bench upon which she will have sex with Gino. "See! I'm a good whore," says Tori. Old Raven Touchstone limps around set the past on a cane. She's doing wardrobe. The red hooker outfit Tori's wearing has appeared on numerous magazine covers and in various pornos. The LFP Studios on Osborne Street in Chatsworth are a clean well-lighted place. There are flowers everywhere. The place smells good. It's filled with happy helpful people intent on making a better world. Missy Monroe (who's been in every Jerome Tanner shoot the past couple of years) says she spends more money on food than on pot, and she spends $500 a week on pot. Missy's boyfriend calls her. "I know you're working with Steve Holmes today," he says. "That's ok. He can be your boyfriend for today. But you're coming home to me." The asian chef knocks on the window outside. Missy says to him, "You cook for me. I let you in." It's a deal.
AVN Editor Mike Ramone responds to Gram and Tod Hunter:
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