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Google Hurting Porn

Boogie writes on JBM:

Think about this:

Google is giving away our free images with no hits.
Google is a Tracing agent
Google is a mechanism for the "anti-porn crew" to come get us

The Sausage Factory: Tim Case's Life in the World of XXX

Tim Case writes:

I'm 39 years old, and my name is Tim Case...some people still know me as Tim Walker (though not many, these days) and I was "Chachi" for a long time, but these days more know me as Tim Case.

When people break into the porn business, where I work along with my longtime girlfriend Felicia Fox (I'll talk much more about her and that in the future, I'm certain) they adopt "stage names"...an alias which enables them to work in relative anonymity and also to adopt a new persona, to a certain extent.

"Tim Case" became my stage name and persona -- I was given the name by XXX director Mike McCormack (aka "Mike Quasar" or, more simply, "Quasarman") on a set early on in my girlfriend's shooting career. The set was for the Metro film "Getting Even", in which Felicia performed with Bobby Vitale (current husband of Vivid Girl Briana Banks).

[The name Tim Case, by the way, is a bastardization of the term "suitcase pimp", which is a (usually derogatory) industry term for the boyfriend of a XXX actress -- "suitcase" because he can usually be seen carrying her bags onto a set prior to depositing them in the wardrobe or makeup area, and "pimp" because he is usually jobless and tries to pimp her out to producers and production companies for the highest possible amount of income per scene. As Felicia's boyfriend, I was automatically dubbed a suitcase pimp, and forever became Tim Case in one of Quasarman's less inspired bits of lunacy.]

We're living in Ohio these days, in the Dayton area. Lived outside Los Angeles for over a year, which is something I'd recommend to anyone...god knows it's a different world out there, and one everyone should experience. Felicia still shoots occasionally, although not as often since the HIV outbreak of last spring...these days she concentrates on touring clubs as a porn star and saving as much money as possible before her planned retirement date next year.

Mike [South] was the first person Felicia [Fox] ever shot hardcore with, and he's been like family to both of us ever since, which sounds weird...but, then again, I was born in West Virginia...

Tami Monroe's Troubles With Hubby Chuck Zane

Tami posts:

My husband Chuck Zane has drained me of everything (including what was mine before we married) & brought me to my knees. After 6 yrs of marriage I was served by my husband. He had been having an affair with his 3rd wife. I was his 4th. For legal reasons he had split his company into shares. The main holders being me & my stepson Matt Zane (Chuck was a non shareholding board member....whatever the f-ck that means!).

He was very concerned we handle things between us & not with lawyers in court. I now realize he was concerned I'd dismantle & sell my portion of Zane. He offered me a settlement of 500k & my car (BMW M3 conv.) spread over 4 yrs. Before I could respond he left the country (where the courts cannot touch him) before I could respond. I found out my health insurance had been canceled too. The lease on the Zane office had been renewed in Matt's name & supposedly the company was now his. When I went to the office to speak with Matt, he wanted MY car back. I told him he was a faggot & to kiss my ass & he dragged me by the hair out to the parking lot where we fought for the keys. He ended up breaking both my arms. I called the cops & Matt hid in the warehouse. The cops had a secretary bring my keys to me & I went to emergency.

Eventually BMW took my car back because without Chuck's permission. I didn't qualify to insure under the lease terms. The buyout would've been 8k. My judge ordered Chuck to pay me 18k a month in emergency support. He hasn't paid a dime.I had been homeless on the street untill someone took me in & turned me out. Now he's back from Europe & he's served me again (I think he wants to remarry). I do not have another 10k to retain another family lawyer & I'm without a car so getting to appointments or court is difficult. I'm being evicted so I don't even have an address to file. I'm so overwhelmed & depressed by everything it's literally making me ill. I often think I've lost everything but in fact it was taken from me.

My husband is a thug who found success but is still a thug. Once he actually stabbed an employee with a pencil while confronting him for stealing. He is clever & slick & gets over by doing stuff like bankrupting a business & immediately forming 2 LLCs or banking in the Bahamas & Jerssy & Lichtenstein. I am sick that he has the f-cking nerve to return to LA. He knows I cannot afford to challenge him. I do not have any family or friends for advice or support so I'm greatful for any advice sent my way.

Tami Fan writes on TER: "I spoke to Tami about this at length a few years ago. Sadly for her it seems to have only gotten worse. The guy is a real piece of s--t, no, even that descriptive is too good for him. It's not easy but I hope she weathers it out. She really is a sweet lady! I guess now you can see why some of her reviews are inconsistent, never a question about her service though."

Mike South writes:

Let's assume that what she is saying is true.

1. Any decent lawyer can sort out the company ownership thing, if she really was a shareholder her shares couldn't be transferred without her signature. If she signed them over before receiving her settlement and didn't recieve said compensation the sale of the shares is null and void.

2. She should have Matt Zane arrested for assualt and battery.

3. If Chuck is back in the country have him arrested as well not paying the support is defiance of a court order and is a criminal offense. She could also take the court ordered support documentation and file liens against everything Zane owns including his company that he doesnt own shares in, even a half wit attorney can easily prove that he is hiding assets.

Now do I actually believe her story?....Naaaah....

Take Your AVN Nominations And Shove Them

James DiGiorgio writes on www.simplyjimmyd.com:

"She says it's required to send twenty copies. So I say I'm not gonna give you twenty copies. And she says 'It's required!'

And I say, "Well, then you can just take back my AVN nomnination because I'm not giving you twenty copies.'"

"And then?" I ask.

"And then I said goodbye and hung up. I'm not gonna give them twenty copies of my movie!"

He kept talking about this and getting more and more riled up every time he thought of the twenty copies. Then he started going on about companies that get fifty or sixty nomninations and how they gotta send a thousand or more copies of their movies. And then he's saying how all this means AVN gets thousands and thousands of free copies of movies and what the f-ck do they do with all that product.

Fred Durst Sex Tape

He's also known as Limp Bizket. GFY thread. Does anyone care? Not much. It's worth about .1% of a Britney Spears tape.

Dick Delaware Interview

I call the Ultimate Fighting Championship competitor Wednesday near 5pm.

Duke: "How are you doing?"

Dick: "Under the circumstances, I'm ok. I'm just driving in traffic. I'm leaving town to see family for Thanksgiving."

How was your scene yesterday?

"It went awesome.

"I spoke to my ex-girlfriend. We made peace with each other. I hope we can stay peaceful. I don't want any problems. I've got to learn to not be so sensitive."

What Did Chasey Have To Say About The Russian Mobster Gunned Down?

Don writes: "Luke, what did Chasey Lain say about the report of a real newspaper, the San Francisco Chronicle, on the murder last year of her San Francisco Russian mob boyfriend? You posted it, it had SFPD tracking her down, the mobster's mother trashing her, etc."

I forgot to ask her.

Don replies:

Luke, really, who gives a ---- about the slovenly Mary Carey's desperate attempt for a 16th minute of fame by "distracting" the Lakers? I find her distracting, too. She is big as a house and acts like she is Brigitte Bardot.

You pick up on that bulls--- but "FORGET" to ask Chasey Lain about her murdered Russian mobster boyfriend reported in the San Francisco Chronicle, real news in a real newspaper?

What, do you think you'd offend the powers that be, like they matter in the real world, by taking on a...36-year old porn star...reduced to being a Cherry Boxxx...contract girl?

Don't lose track of your balls.

Mary Carey, Hannah Harper Cheer On Lakers

LA Times sports columnist T.J. Simers writes:

Mary Carey, the porn actress who ran for California governor only to lose to another actor, sat in the row directly behind the Laker bench Tuesday night holding up signs with encouraging messages for each of the guys. For some reason the Lakers couldn't seem to make a shot. I noticed she was there, of course, because I'm paid to be observant.

I was supposed to have lunch at 1pm with Mary and her girlfriend Hannah Harper, but when I called Mary at 11:40am, she sounded hoarse and sick. She said she screamed her lungs out last night with Hannah rooting for the Lakers. They sat right behind the Laker bench.

She has to dance at Spearmint Rhino tonight. She's not feeling good. But she was still psyched from the game last night.

Laker owner Jerry Buss has befriended numerous porn stars including Alexa Rae and her friend Lisa the Lesbian.

Miss Nude Internet

Peter Housley writes:

For the past few years I have sat quitely by and watched yet another bogus competition go completely against any rules or conventions. The competition in question is Miss Nude Internet (www.missnudeinternet.net) run by Brad Fitzgerald (aka Fitzgerald Multimedia). There are no guidelines or accounting for the "competition" however the site claims to take votes from visitors who sign in to the site's email members list. The end result is that Mr. Fitzgerald randomly chooses the winner based on who/what will serve him best. This year alone at least three of the 10 contestents are girls who's websites are owned and operated by Fitzgerald for girls in Fitzgerald's employ or contracted, one of the girls in question is 100% purchased content (www.coedholly.com) not even a real amateur. The whole contest is fixed, bogus and a way for Fitzgerald to promote his websites. The real contestants falsely believe that they have an opportunity to win the competition by sending additional traffic to the website, when all along it is fixed. This is all summarized by a ridiculous "crowning" ceremony during the "Girls of the Internet" Party during Internext in January.

I know all of this first hand because for a number of years I was a partner with Fitzgerald on another project. No sour grapes, I have no stake in the game never lost or made money from Miss Nude Internet. This guy has been scamming people for years with this contest and it's just sad because some of these contestants work very hard to try and win something that is completely fixed from the start.

Mike South writes:

Brad used to live in Atlanta....worked as a freelance photographer a title he gave himself. He wasn't very good at it then he started conning local peelers to do sites for Fitzgerald multimedia...the only one who ever made any money from it all was...you guessed it Brad. He eventually moved out west where theres more girls to con..... he is your typical lowlife....that he'd run a fixed contest is no surprise to anyone who knows him.

Cindi Loftus writes: "I sent a link to your site to Brad because he is an acquaintance of mine and I wanted to make sure he saw what was being said about him. I have worked with him on several projects and he has always been great to me. Here is what he wrote me back. He gave me permission to send it to you."

Brad Fitzgerald writes:

Heya Cindi... Man, what's weird is, now Mike South (who has only met me one time) is posting crap up there, as if he even knows me...

Pete's really made up a bunch of misinformation there, because he's obviously pissed about my decision to get my own billing company for my websites, and to move on from the Access Amateur network that he developed, and that we worked on together for the last 4 years or so.

As far as his comments on Miss Nude Internet...6 of the 7 winners are girls that I have no business with, and hardly know personally. However, when people register for the site, it is PETE"s "Adult EPASS" system that takes in their e-mail addresses, which he has rights to use the database of e-mail addresses. And when people log in, it displays an advertisement for something of his, before they continue on to the Miss Nude Internet site. I think that says enough right there.

Well, I have work to do, and am appreciateive of the fact that you called my attention to this. It's a shame that people can't just "move on" and not get all pissy about things...

I Dream Of Chasey

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Khunrum writes:

I hate to be redundant but all you ever post are pics of porno people fully clothed. How about some shots of them "on the job"?....you know, the o'l boom-sing.....that's what they do for a living NO? Why so shy? Why the censorship? Come now Duke, you can do better for your readers.

I am chagrined... Brave journalists are risking their lives to bring us news from such dangerous addresses like Fallugah. What do you offer up? A photo of some lout named Dick Delaware sitting on a couch......for shame! for shame! How can you refer to yourself as a professional journalist? Get us some nudes of porno chicks doing the nasty and we may forgive you.

I arrive at 11am. Scene one -- Cheyne Collins (husband to porn star Chennin Blanc, they've been together 18 years, married eight) with Chasey Lain.

Cheyne shoots something into Chasey's mouth. She spits it out and it lands on the cameraman's (Justin Fawcett) leg. He freaks out and runs off to clean himself. He says it was the first time in six years he's been nailed like that.

Justin's girlfriend has been working behind the scenes for about a year. I ask her what is the most shocking thing she's seen in porn.

She says it wasn't in porn. It was when she was 15 and at a stable. The seven-year-old girl she was minding asked her what that man was doing to her pony. She looked up and saw a guy buggering the pony.

Director Rick Davis used to partner with Corey Jordan, who is now married to Jill Kelly and has his own production company. Corey's brother Dale Jordan works for Rick. He stands over 6' and weighs over 250 pounds.

Scene two is Monique Fuentes and Grant Michaels.

Jorge, Monica's fiance, tells the still photographer that if he lets her go through her poses, he won't have to say anything (thus negating the translation problem, as Monique's English is not good).

Monique spends much of the still shoot on her knees. She sighs loudly with relief when told that it is finished. She rubs her sore knees.

When she feels under pressure, Monique has two veins that pop up in her forehead. One runs straight above her nose into her hairline. The other one curves left over her left eye.

Grant asks if Jorge is her husband. She gets a funny look on her face, looks at Jorge, and says not yet.

Grant says she looks like a young Sophia Loren.

I ask Cherry Boxxx co-owner Alan Gold, how's business?

He replies, "Thank God."

That's a Jewish thing to mean that everything is in God's hands and so far it is ok.

I ask Alan what's new with Cherry Boxxx. He says they are going for a new look.

"How so?"

"We're looking for a woman that makes you go..."

"Wow?"

"Yes. That's it."

Cherry Boxxx's niche has been the 18-year old look.

John Douglas comes on set. I ask him for the name of the last book he finished. It was XXX-Communicated.

John wonders how I achieve such a gauzy look to my photography. "I've always assumed," he says, "that it is because you are breathing so heavy that you fog up your lenses.

"Or you rub Crisco on them. Or you don't wipe the KY Jelly off your hands before you use your camera."

I chat with Monique Fuentes (after her scene with Grant Michaels) and Jorge Fuentes.

From Colombia, she's been living in Miami for four years. She has a three-year old daughter. She's 29yo, 5'10" with a shapely body and D-cup implants (from Colombia three years ago).

She speaks to me partly in English and then Jorge (also from Colombia) translates the rest.

Her journey into porn began a few months ago when she posted some pictures to an Internet modeling site (1modelplace.com). She says she had no intention of getting into porn.

"Never. I come from a traditional [upbringing]."

Luke: "Did he get you into pornography?"

Monique: "Yes. For him."

Jorge: "I asked her. From the moment that I met this girl [18-months ago], I knew [that she was going to be a porn star]."

Monique: "We're a team. I'm here."

Luke: "Because of him?"

It's not clear.

The next morning, she received 120 emails in response to her pictures. A lot of people told her that she was a porn star.

Jorge says she has a porn star mentality. "She can be happy in the business."

Monique told her parents she was working in porn. Initially they were aghast. Now she says they are ok with it.

Monique: "My father says, you always make good decisions. Trust your intuition."

Before meeting Jorge, Monique was with the father of her daughter for nine years. She stayed home and he paid for everything.

Jorge: "She's a person who thinks things through. I planted a seed in her mind [and a year later, she decided to get into porn]. She could see that people were very interested."

Luke: "Is this more a fulfilmment of your fantasies or his fantasies?"

Monique laughs. "Both."

Jorge: "She doesn't lie. If it was not the case, she would tell you."

After her first scene for the Web site Eighthstreetlatinas.com, Monique became widely recognized. She had to change her gym and her hair salon.

Monique: "Latin people think that if you work in porn, you are a prostitute.

"Before, people knew nothing about me. Now... Everybody was like kaboom. I'm famous."

Monique says she hasn't had any bad experiences in porn, just some unpleasant ones. "I don't need a man who's beautiful or handsome. What is most important for me is that he is clean."

Jorge: "She has a problem that all these guys fall in love with her. They want to make love to her. They want to kiss her. They want to do things that are not professional. This gentleman today [Grant Michaels, ex-boyfriend of Kim Chambers] was very professional. He was clean, nice, considerate. He was asking if she was ok."

Monique agrees.

Jorge: "In the beginning, guys were pushing her to do more during the stills and breaks. She didn't know better."

Monique says she doesn't like to kiss strangers. The act is too intimate.

A few days ago, Monique had sex with a black man for the first time (with Justin Slayer). "It was a special situation. I knew him. We had good chemistry. He paid me well. He was clean. He took me to dinner and dancing."

Jorge: "One of her limitations was no interracial. She met Justin at the World Modeling office. He was cool and nice. They connected as friends. She felt comfortable. She felt like she was working with a buddy."

I asked Monique if she played a role in killing Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar. She laughs hard.

Jorge says when most male performers meet Monique, "they freak out. Because of the way she looks. She has an intense look. Look at her nails, hair. They get intimidated. Sometimes they cancel shoots because they can't perform or they can't pop. This happens 80% of the time. This guy today had problem popping."

Monique and Jorge were scheduled to fly back to Miami Tuesday night after a week in LA.

Alicia looks about 20 years old. She says her fiance's parents think she's celebrating Thanksgiving with her family in Flint, Michigan. Instead she's about to do her third scene in porn. Her fiance knows about her work and approves of it.

Dick Delaware is still suffering (physically and psychologically) from his break-up with Layla Rivera. He punched his wall and his door during upsetting phone conversations with his ex and he's got the scars to prove it.

Dick has an Ultimate Fighting Championship match December 9th. A documentary film crew is considering a movie about his professional combo -- porn and fighting.

He looks worn down. Even the toughest guy in the world can be reduced to tears by the woman he loves.

In an emotional state, Delaware has shown up a couple of times to the Jim South shooting house (in the past three weeks) where Layla has stayed the past few weeks (though she spent three nights with Dick within the past week). Dick was highly emotional both times (though he didn't hurt anybody). He showed up Monday night looking for Layla. She wasn't around.

It's been suggested to Layla that she move out. So she's going back to Arizona. She says she's into "cholos," not white guys.

I interview Chasey Lain shortly before 3pm. She's just completed her second sex scene of the day (a girl-girl with Cherokee), had a smoke and eaten lunch.

She says she's not tired and she seems in high spirits. She showed up to set 90-minutes late. Director/producer Rick Davis normally gets his six sex scenes completed within nine hours.

To Chasey: What were some of the highlights and lowlights of your year 2004?

Chasey: "I've been working a lot. Just getting back to shooting again because I had not been shooting for a while. It's been fun to see everyone."

How did you get signed to Cherry Boxxx?

"I've known Kevin [Beechum, co-owner of Cherry Boxxx with Alan Gold] for years.

"I've always been contractually bound [to shoot for only one company]. Now that I'm not, I'm able to shoot for all those people who, over the years, I wanted to work with but couldn't."

Lain began her porn movie career at age 21 in 1992.

What are the major changes in the industry?

"More condoms now. When I started, it was unheard of. It's become more mainstream."

Who are your best friends in the industry?

"I don't know. I get along with most of them."

Are you in a relationship now?

"No."

Do you prefer to date inside of or outside of the industry?

"Outside. If I date at all."

Chasey says that guys usually find out quickly that she's a porn star. Once they find out, it's hard for them to view her as anything but a porn star.

Do they want you to stop?

"No. They want to take over. Then they got to go."

What's the longest relationship you've had?

Chasey laughs. "None have lasted long."

Does that make you sad?

She giggles. "No. I would be sad if they were still going on."

What do you love and hate about the industry?

"Obviously the money is good. It could be better. It beats McDonalds. You get to meet a lot of cool people. You get perks because people know who you are."

Lain went eight years without doing guys on camera.

What do you do to keep yourself centered?

She laughs. "Am I really centered?"

When Lain's not working, she likes to spend time with her six-year-old son, ride horses and shop. She owns over 800 pairs of shoes. "I like purchasing real estate and cars."

She says that being a mom gives her "focus and purpose. I don't think I'm as wild as I was."

Gene Ross interviews Chasey.

Asked if she follows the Internet, Lain says she stays away from it at all costs. "We're forbidden to even look at it or we'd be in the office crying every single day! Steve Hirsch over at Vivid forbid us to look at it. He was, like, don't come to my office crying. You're not allowed to look at it. Someone go confiscate every girl's computer. Else there'd be dead bodies in trunks everywhere!"

Lain's well aware that she's been the subject of many gossip items.

I asked Lain about what happened at AEE and the story that she OD'd. "It wasn't me," she says. "There was another girl at the show that Digital Playground had got in. My badge was from Pleasure Productions that said Chasey Lain. But there was another girl that Digital Playground had gotten into the show and her badge said Tiffany Chase. My real name is Tiffany. They assumed it was me."

"I heard you really got bent out of shape over that," I tell Lain.

"I was livid," Lain replied. "I was dead, supposedly. I have a six year old child. They had heard before I had heard. And so my son's father was calling. I was crossing the state line back into California when one of the escort agencies I work for in New York called and said did you know you were dead? I said no. But Tim Connelly over at AVN, I went straight to his office. They did print a retraction."

Lain said at the time of the incident she was with Heather Hunter and Hunter's manager. "They were doing a live promo at a club and I was with them at the time- on video. It's documented. And Circus Circus is where all the Pleasure girls were staying," added Lain noting that the news story had her staying at The Venetian. "And so they [AVN] didn't look into it. They didn't check. They just took somebody's word for it that it was me. It didn't even involve me. I'm dead, yeah. I couldn't believe it."

Fourth scene of the day is Dick Delaware on Alicia. Next, Laura Monroe and Anthony Hardwood. Six, Chasey and Trevor Zen (husband of Lezley).

Why Porn Stars Should Feel Safe On Nina.com

Ernest Greene aka Ira Levine writes on Nina.com:

Nina and I have invested many years in the adult entertainment industry. We feel a strong sense of personal committment to it and to the well-being of our colleagues in it, particularly that of our fellow performers. There are many sites on the Web that deal in gossip, innuendo, criticism and outright slander toward performers. We feel those sites reveal much more about the conflicted emotions of porn viewers than they do about the industry itself and those in it.

While we certainly don't feel that porn professionals, including performers, should be above criticism or shouldn't be held responsible for their own behavior, our personal choice is to keep this forum free of hostile commentary directed at individual industry personalities. We don't like the tone such commentary sets. We don't like the idea of people for whom we care being hurt. We don't want to be dragged into whatever ongoing hostilities may be playing themselves out among insiders and fans at any given time.

Therefore, we request that those posting in this section refrain from unfavorable remarks directed at industry professionals. There are plenty of places where those sentiments would be willingly received. This just isn't one of them. Nina and I reserve the unrestricted right to delete any post we regard as inconsistent with this policy.

Do Porn Stars Charge For Photos At The AVN Expo?

No. I don't think they are allowed to.

AVN has hired Aly Drummond from Python

Aly writes:

I'm keeping AlyTV going. It's all mine and I don't feel like giving it away just yet. My move to AVN is a very positive step for me, and the departure from Python very amicable.

I've been hired by AVN as the full-time envoy to lukeisback.com. It was only a matter of time really.

She'll take the fight to XBiz and its new monthly magazine.

I hear that Spike Goldberg and Homegrown are going after David van der Pool and Python as an extension of their suit against Ron Levi, Trade News Corporation, and CECash. I believe van der Pool, owner of Python, now owns Trade News, CECash, etc.

Porn Production Shifts Out Of LA

As Quentin Tarantino said, it's better to be a consumer rather than a director these days because there are so many good movies coming out. Porn has produced many good directors as well of late including Jules Jordan of Evil Angel whose new DVD will contain ten scenes.

I spoke to one director circa 40yo who said Monday he felt old school.

It appears porners are shooting as much as ever, but much of it is out of the state or country.

Tom Zupko just went to Europe. It's his first time out of America and his first time with a passport.

One reason is Cal-OHSA's fine of T.T. Boy's two production companies for unsafe sex practices.

Other reasons include:

* Location fees

* Talent fees

* The Spring HIV-scare

About half of production for LA's major porn companies seems to be shot out of state these days.

Kat Kleevage Takes Exception To Master Devious

I call the star of the world's fattest gangbang Monday afternoon. "How's your real estate thing coming along?"

Kat: "It's kinda hard. It takes a lot of work. I thought it would be a lot easier. I passed the test [to become a real estate agent in California] July 26 and I still haven't received my license.

"You are so hated. It is wonderful. You love it. Hate me! Yeah. The truth hurts.

"It's easier for me to live in Southern California. I was born and raised here. I like it.

"Master Devious wrote that I was mean. Why? Because I didn't blow him?"

Jackie Collins Presents: Scandalous

The E! channel show Sunday night discussed celebrity sex tapes. Kevin Blatt was the only industry representative. He got a lot of time at the beginning and end of the hour.

KB posts on GFY:

I could have had a better plug to hotel heiress.net. They f-cked me.... I am not mad- all press is good press- and to have me alongside of old footage of Seth W was too funny. I had a few soundbites that I really wished they would have left in like me calling Rick Salomon the "Scott Baio" of the new millenium- and all the Cameron Diaz stuff was axed due to the fact the E's attorneys' were scared of her attorneys.

Tabitha Stevens: 'Spread Holiday Cheer, Not Gonorrhea'

Tabitha returns my call: "I just got back from shooting for HBO at the Bunny Ranch. They had me do a demonstration for an oral sex class. People up there were wondering if I was working [at the Ranch as a hooker]. No. I was just doing a class. Not with a person but with toys. I showed the girls how to put condoms on with your mouth and stuff like that.

"I'm good friends with Dennis Hof. Dave Cummings, Bridgett the Midget, Alexis Fire and Jacklyn Lick were there [but not working as hos]. I think Jacklyn was doing a class with toys.

"I'm going to New York in two days to go on Howard Stern. I told him to come up with something completely wild and crazy. I want to do something before Christmas. Spread holiday cheer, not gonorrhea.

"I'm going to the gym twice a day. I'll be at CES. I have a TV show with The Erotic Network. Tabitha Takes The Streets.

"I'm going to be 35 years old in February. I want to do a movie in 2005. I'm smoking [hot]. My body looks great. I'm not getting any younger."

Lisa Sparxxx, Don't Cause A Riot

I call Lisa early Monday afternoon. "I have a new production company called Hellbound. We're putting out a release called Lisa Sparxxx Takes Us To The Head Clinic. It's being distributed by Old Pueblo Distributors out of Phoenix.

"We're doing a contest at the AVN convention. We're sending out postcards to fans. The first person to bring me a postcard Saturday during my signing time for Old Pueblo, they get a free prize, a special oral something from me. Hopefully that will generate a buzz. AVN was like, do it quietly because we don't want a riot.

Jesse Jane In Rome

She's hanging out with Kid Rock at the MTV Awards.

Platinum X Pictures

Jewel De Nyle writes on ADT:

Vince isn't running the show at PXP it's me and David [Giarusso],Vince is just looking over the boxcovers to make sure they are all in the right format so we can have consistancy between the two companies. We cannot have ten people doing one job otherwise things get really messed up as I have found out the hard way now everyone has their job and they stick to it so we can stay on track. I'm in NY but very much involved on a day to day basis with my company I have my parents there we talk daily and get the job done I'm just fortunate to have them so I have the freedom to come to NY to live with my wonderful Fiance. I do come every couple of months to LA to sign off on what I need to and to shoot nothing diffrent then what I did when I lived there thank god for technology it's allowed me to business abroad just like many company owners do. Does Donald Trump spend all his time at one office? No he has employees and makes final decisions. That's what business is. I only make decisions when needed and it can be done via satelite,email and fax so not to worry girls this girl isn't going anywhere.

Kamie Andrews writes:

My comments had nothing to do with you being out of town. they had to do with the things you (supposedly) said about me personally (and you canning my scenes, but no its vince who canned my scene?) which sucked cause i hero worshiped you.My feelings are hurt and i shouldnt have spilt it on a forum. but sometimes a spade is a spade. we can rehash it in 6 months.

A History Of X

The Channel Four network in England will air a 90-minute documentary (minus 16-minutes of commercials) in a few months on the history of sex in film. They will concentrate on randy films that have been banned.

Toby Dye is the producer from the Visual Voodoo production company in London. He's in Los Angeles with his director Simon. They made the documentary on Gary Kremen's sex.com saga, which aired a few months ago.

Today they interviewed Luke F-rd and Kevin Blatt. Jonathan Silverstein and Rick Salomon flaked on their appointments.

Luke and Kevin were mystified by various British slang they were supposed to say such as a "pay-and-spray" booth and a "hand shandy."

After Luke's interview, Toby said: "It's unbelievable, KB. After I interviewed Luke today, I finally realized that he doesn't like porn."

KB's experience with the taping: "After every other word, Toby said, 'Cut. Let's say it this way.'"

Toby asked KB what he thought of Abby Titmuss.

KB: "Whos is Abby Titmuss?"

Toby: "She's a British celebrity with a porn tape out."

KB: "I don't know who that is."

Toby: "Cut. Could you look in the camera and say, 'Who the hell is Abby Titmuss?"

KB: "OK. If this works for you."

KB felt like a puppet.

All afternoon, KB made fun of the Brits. "The one thing that separates American porn from British porn is dentistry."

KB came home drunk Saturday night and put in the first of five tapes that Toby had asked him to watch. It was a nudist documentary from more than 50 years ago. KB felt like he was tripping on acid. He liked the one where the apes were beating up the women.

Source: "They seem to have a template for how they do all their specials. Same narrator. Same cross-cutting. They are up for awards for their sex.com one. Their network made them stick heaps of gratuituous sex into the sex.com one. This one won't be like that."

Kevin appears on "Jackie Collins Presents: Scandalous" tonight at 10.

Earlier in the week, Toby interviewed former Russ Meyer girl Erica Gavin, who seemed coked out of her mind. Kitten Natividad seemed nuts.

Before LA, Toby and company stopped off in New York and interviewed Al Goldstein, who's living with the Salvation Army. Then they flew to Florida and interviewed Bill Kelly, former anti-porn FBI agent who masterminded MIPORN (1979). Bill was sharp and fiery.

David Friedman (porn pioneer) was supposed to do the interview in New York but he was sick. He's in his eighties. David is supposed to fly into LA to do the interview.

Jim South kept working during his interview. Girls walked in to talk to him. Jim answered phones. Documentarians are often surprised by how open and unpretentious Jim is.

Webmaster Access Convention

One source tells me about the Santa Monica Webmaster Access convention: "Lensman of Adult.Com did not do the best job according to several people from there. Event was too AVN like. Lori Zaitz from Xbiz was fired last week after appearing as drunk as Clay from Paycom seemed at Lensman's function. She had a bad convention in Curacoa as well, unnecessarily annoying people."

Another source says: "I think Lori talked back to Alec one time too many. They fell out and Alec fired her. That seemed to be the biggest news at the Webmaster Access."

Other sources say the show was great. Good dinners. Good parties. Good networking. Good business. Good drugs. Good drinks. "A lot of people were doing drugs and a lot of people were drinking. Just like at any porn show."

From Miami With Love

"Jack" from Miami writes about his bisexual HIV-positive friend:

He moved to Hollywood [CA] from Miami. He works there as an escort, and needs all the money he can get. So he takes chances about protection that as explain below, the chances he takes are the kinds that will get to the movie porn industry.

Like lot of the hookers here, women and men, they moved to Hollywood because the work here is no more. I think this is probably as of the hurricanes this year. So with no money to be made here, a lot of the local hookers move now to Las Vegas and Hollywood because they can make money there. Sex here is often done without no protection (and I'm stupid because I did as well), and the STD problems here always been bad.

The problem here that coming to you is really the bisexual men, the ones who try to hang on with the girls coming there. A lot of them travel to South American countries, like Brazil and Argentina, where the STD problems are even badder. And the clients the men hookers get here in Miami many times come from Carribean or African countries where HIV-2 is a big problem. The bisexual men take many more chances than the girls, but then they infect the girls. You know about this from what happened there this year with HIV.

The reason I worry and write is A LOT of my old men friends who were hookers are now trying to get into adult films. Some moved right to Hollywood directly from here, and some moved first to other places, like Las Vegas, and then to Hollywood. They know the girls come to Hollywood to make money and get into movies, and they know that the men are not the reason why people get hired for movies - it's the girls.

So what happens is that they show up in Hollywood as "friends" and "producers" and "photographers" and "managers" to the girls, hoping that they can soon or later get into the movies themselves for money. Maybe gay movies. But at same time, some of the girls live with them, they share expenses and still play with each other. Then they get the girls sick, and then everything starts to happen.

Some old friends say that the filmmakers they are with don't check their tests that well, and that they've been able to fake. I don't know how true that is, but YOU trust me, these "friends" are smart and know how to do these things. This is the way of life in Miami. And then like me, some of these friends are HIV-2 positive, but they care not because no one really tests for this. There's also a lot of "newer" hepatitis strains here, like hep D (which MIGHT show up with hep B, that my doctor says), and also a lot of IV drug use. And because there is so much unprotected activity, a monthly test might just not be in time. I am sad to say these friends don't care about much but next meal for them. They are just trying to make money.

Eva Angelina's Return

She writes on ADT about her ex-boyfriend who killed himself a couple of weeks ago:

thanks you guys it really does mean a lot! in the past two weeks i have gone through a journey that is hard to put to words... all i know is that i have seen the darkest and i am ready to see the light. i have had my nervous breakdown and reached the lowest i will ever allow myself to be. there is a reason why he took his life... he wanted me to do my best to suceed in porn even though he could not live here on earth to see it. i can't let myself go to waste. he didn't want to keep me from this anymore than he already had. i hate that he could not be okay with it but i except why he wasn't... he wanted me to be only his. i now know what i need to do...he did not die for nothing. i will do my best in every scene i shoot in hopes that i can fulfill my dreams... just like he wanted me to do. i shot my first b/g scene back with digital playground today and it was amazing. i felt like i was on a whole new level of performing, a new energy i had waiting inside...ready to erupt and boy did it! i feel revitalized and ready to make him proud.

Nietzche writes: That's it! I'm calling bullsh-t! This is not Eva Angelina. This is pure satire. You had me going, whoever you are, but I'm laughing my ass off. Great material! Great! You should be nominated for something....

FORD'S REBELLIOUS "XXX" CAREER A FASCINATING READ

Jason Sechrest writes:

I never realized how fascinating fellow porn journalist Luke F-rd's journey into adult was until reading it first-hand in his autobiography, XXX-Communicated: A Rebel Without A Shul. His controversial run-ins with famed porn personalities are naughty fun, but it's Luke's conflicting religious beliefs that is the glue holding both the story together and the reader to the page. More juicy than the sexcapades is the ultimatum given from his rabbi to stop his career in pornography or give up the synagogue. It's a fascinating and ultimately touching tale from one of our industry's most controversial writers.

Master Devious Writes About Rob Spallone, Mike Davis

Hi Mike, It is most unfortunate that Rob has resorted to stealing from Low Down Productions. It hurts when one is cheated, doesn't it -- Especially from such a trusted partner. I think a little bit of faith towards myself is in order, as I have never ever stolen anything from you or Rob. I am much healthier now, mentally. I hope you are planning to acknowledge my existence and answer this letter, as I still do like you, Mike -- or at least am willing to give you the benefit of doubt.

As for Rob, you can of course say what you will. It did not take me long to figure out that he is not just maniacal like I am -- he's damn near megalomaniacal and VERY power-hungry -- just as much as a REAL Mafia Crime Lord. Perhaps your judgment was in error and thinking that Rob Spallone controls the entire Porn Industry was a lapse in your judgment, as there are much bigger figures, such as Mr. Flint, Mr. Heffner, the people at Vivid, Wicked, VCA, and AVN. They *always* had more money and power than you, me, and Rob Spallone put together.

In defense of Rob, Mike, Sopornos DID win an AVN for Rob's performance (playing himself!) and I did indeed much enjoy watching much of Sopornos 9. When I was on the set of Toilet Bowl Bitches, was not Rob using the same director and videography team as in other productions? Are they not good? I saw the monitor myself with several of the sequences of raw footage. What was so inferior in the quality of those vids? You mailed a massive amount of industry people and accused the raw footage of being of an inferior, unsellable, worthless quality. How can that be? I am sure it could AT LEAST be digitized and used for WebPages! What was so bad about those cuts? You *really* can't sell them???? I find that a little hard to believe. Yes, Rob is wrong for stealing your company films and company money. There is no excuse for that, especially since you opened your own home for him. That is quite shameful indeed.

I think you have a few things to be ashamed of as well Mike, just like everybody else, including myself. How the *f-ck* do you expect us or at least me to believe that you were or are a lawyer when your spelling is *so atrocious* (e.g. "ow's" instead of the 2nd grade word "owes")? You have a Bachelor's Degree in something and a Doctorate in Jurisprudence, and you claim to be licensed in the State Bar of California, yet you cannot spell "owes?" You accused Tom Cruise of being homosexual. Maybe he is bisexual 5% gay and 95% straight. Is that a f-cking Crime? Your industry makes BANK filming bisexual and lesbian ~*girls*~, yet it's NOT OK for Tom Cruise to be bi and The Stigma of Contamination of 5% homosexuality (1%?, 0.25%? 25%?) is enough for him to now be accused of being 100% GAY for the tabloids or a shake-down money-grabbing high-publicity work of blackmail to one of the most respected male Actors? Hmmmmmmmmm.. I'll at least believe that you HIRED some lawyers to give publicity to your magazine at the time.

Why should I believe that you're a lawyer? You don't talk like one! Franky, your disposition is not at all indicative of suck an extremely well-educated legal professional. That's what the evidence that I have observed tells me. If you indeed *are* really a State Bar Lawyer, then you don't ACT like one. Bill Margold's 1st Amendment Lawyer Reed *is* a lawyer. I heard him speak for 3 seconds in front of the San Remo Italian Deli by Vons at Mason south of Devonshire in Chatsworth and I *KNEW* he was a degreed (J.D.) LAWYER who passed one of the most difficult multi-day examinations to EARN his bar license. If you are really a lawyer, then why the f-ck are you not making money practicing law? Maybe it bores you, but had I invested that kind of Time into the learning of Law and then earned My J.D. and State Bar License, I'd certainly be using it to own a house your company owns; I'd however, be driving a Testarosa rather than a Cadillac Escalade SUV.

With all the lies and practical jokes you and Rob sadistically dumped toward Me, Doss, and the other Court Jesters, including cheating Me out of $20, I think that W/we are now even, Mike. No apology will be necessary. I long ago threw your and Rob's business cards away. I left them right in the open in the cigarette ash can in front of Gelson's so that any Tom, Dick, Harry, Jane, Jill, or Dawn could pick them up and call your pathetic asses. I hope they did. If it wasn't for you're email, I'd have had to email or IM Bill Margold or Rob Spallone or call up Bill or Jim South to find out how to get a hold of you, Mike.

I should at least I suppose thank you for letting Me come over to your very magnificent home that your company owns and letting Me swim in your pool and take a dip in your Jacuzzi and eat your food, even though I had to play "the butler" and "the house help" top stoke your and Rob's over-inflated egos. I do appreciate being able to meet your friends and to dine with you and your entourages. At least I was only nasty when you or Rob pushed Me too hard, rather than some of the actresses (Trinity and Kat Kleevage) being nasty to Me, Doss, and the black talent just on general principle. Most of the other Talent *were* indeed quite friendly, and I enjoyed the company of several of them, including Kali Styles, Randi Wright, Tommy X and the Italian man who drives the Cadillac luxury car and loves listening to Frank Sinatra so often. I even enjoyed the company of you and Spallone most the time. You guys really *are* way the f-ck more Sadistic than most any of the worst of the worst of some of the characters I've met in the World of the L.A. Bondage, Domination, Sadism, & Masochism scene. How are we ever going to resolve this, Mike and Rob?

Mary Carey Interview

I call her in San Francisco where she's dancing.

Mary: "I'm good. It's been six weeks since we filed for divorce [from Eric]. We should be getting a settlement agreement. He was trying to get spousal support.

"I'm in line to be on The Surreal Life fifth season, the show Ron Jeremy did. My mainstream PR person wants me to go meet them. They want to see if I'm fun. The producer of the show did the game show Who Wants To Be Governor Of California? I won the $21,000 on that. They know that I'm fun and crazy. Now that I'm single, I can have sex with anyone, everyone in the house.

"We're starting our third season of Totally Busted on Playboy TV in January. Hannah Harper and I are doing our first duo-act dancing in the clubs in January after the AVN show. We'll call it either Illegally Blonde or Double-O-Blonde. Our first appearance is at the Spearmint Rhino in Oxnard.

"I got a mainstream PR lady in LA. For a while, if you went to DailyCeleb.com, you would see me. I was going to mainstream red carpet parties. It sucks to miss all these red carpet things. I want to do all the mainstream I can because it will help my web site make more money.

"I snuck into this party. I got on to the red carpet. People are looking at me. All the photographers are screaming, "Mary! Mary! Mary!" PR are going, oh no, Mary Carey is at our event. That's horrible. I got more press than any of the people there.

"I did my first boy-girl movie in about a year a few weeks ago. It was a virtual sex movie. I worked with Julian. He's hot. It comes out in February. Every one I've had since Julian has been horrible because he is so amazing."

Would you rather date someone inside or outside of the industry?

"That's a close call. I don't think I could date a porn guy because I'd get jealous that they're having sex with all other girls. At the same time, I get mad when guys get jealous of me. I'm a hypocrite. Dating someone inside the industry understands the industry. Dating guys outside the industry don't understand the industry. They try to give me advice and make comments. They don't know anything about the industry. I hate constantly having to explain to the guys. They constantly want to know what is this like, who is this like, how do you do this? I hate dealing with people who don't know anything about the business constantly making comments on it. I don't want to talk about [porn] all the time. I get tired of explaining how the industry works.

"At the same time, dating someone in porn is hard too because they are doing the same thing I do.

"I get tired of answering -- how many votes did you get?"

Have you been dating any celebrities?

"Not really. After I hung out with Eminem, we stopped talking. I started dating the A&R [what does this stand for? Albums and Records?] guy for Shady Records. Eminem's manager. Kid Rock's DJ out of Detroit. Lately, I've been on the road too much. I've been talking to my ex-boyfriend since I was 19 yo. It's hard because he doesn't understand anything.

"Hannah Harper is the nicest girl in porn. I love Ava Ramone and Ashley Blue. Those are my girlfriends. I have a lot of guy friends. I like sex with guys better."

Did Hannah Harper divorce Derek aka Ben English?

"They were never really marry. They just used to say they were. They're not together anymore. She broke up with Derek when I broke up with Eric. We had a party we called the 'No Eric, No Derek' party. We were in Texas with Stevo from Jackass at a tattoo convention."

I loved that article about you and that elite high school Pinecrest.

"The producer of the Playboy TV show Totally Busted, Bob Taylor, graduated from Pinecrest 20 years before me."

Mary yells at a guy to keep quiet. She locks him outside on her fifth floor balcony.

"One of the guys who graduated before me, a football player, does amateur wrestling events. I was the surprise guest. I walked into the ring and everyone went insane. If you go to Friendster.com and put in "Pinecrest," and look for the favorite movies, they will list Mary Carey Rules, New Wave Hookers, etc..."

What kind of job do you Arnold Schwarzenager is doing as governor?

"A great job. He's doing better than I would've done. He's more devoted to the job. I would've been abusing my power and doing hot girls."

What's the drug of choice in the industry now?

"I don't know. I only hang out with Hannah and Ashley and Ava. I just like to drink a lot. That's my thing. Drinking. It sucks. I drink because I don't remember the stuff I do. I'm horrible. I don't do drugs anymore, eversince a year before when I did coke a little bit.

"I want to avoid drugs because it is a waste of money and you can't succeed if you do too much drugs. You can't have a good career. If I had come in the industry on drugs, I wouldn't be where I am at now.

"On the road, in a different city each week, meeting hot strippers who want to have sex with me, it's hard. I don't want to drink and do drugs. When you are in a strip club every weekend, you are around everyone else who wants to party. I'm in clubs every night. I don't want to party. That's hard to deal with."

Do guys try to give you drugs to have sex with you?

"No. I always have good people around me to watch out for me. If I'm going to have sex with someone, I don't need to be f----- up to have sex."

Tony writes AVN: "You have Mary Carey on AVN news reports. She has implants. Attacking the military is just publicity. Her doctor is Dr. Graham. He has a website in Florida, bodyimage.com. She got implants before she moved to California to make porno movies for Kulkis. Don't be misled. Many people know her when she had small breasts. Is Mary sucking someone off at AVN to cover up this information?"

Catching Up With Kurt Lockwood

I call him. "Any drama?"

Kurt: "I'm too happy about my three AVN nominations, including Performer of the Year, to be upset about anything."

What else is new?

"I'm converting to Judaism. I want to be of the blood of Abraham.

"Look, I've gotta go. I'm shopping at Ralphs."

Porn Star Gossip

A couple of contract girls I know look all drugged out and rapidly deteriating. They've been hanging out with Cassidy, who used to date Chavo, a bass player from the band System of a Down.

Dayton had a car crash Wednesday night. she was pulling into the parking lot of Casa Vega. Kendra was in the car behind her. Someone rounded the corner and smacked into the side of Dayton's car.

Dayton now stays with Kendra Jade.

XXX writes:

Cassidy left Chavo from System of a Down a while ago and he won't go anywhere near her now. He even avoids places he use to go for fear of running into her. She has been running around with Lisa the Lesbian who used to work for Digital Playground and now has a horde of hot young lesbian chicks around her.

RUBs - Rich Urban Bikers

RUBs: Paul Cambria, Ron Braverman, John Kenney aka Bo from LGI, Kevin Beechum. They put their bikes on trailers and drive to where they will ride instead of riding their bikes all the way like real bikers.

Nicis Girls Disc

XXX says: "You've never seen the Nicis Girls disc? It has all her clients, all their phone numbers, a thousand of them, all her girls. Prices paid. Canceled checks.

"Nici sent a famous model to Britan. British law enforcement were running a sting on Nici. The girl got there and ripped off the clients for $100,000.

"Nici is sending 20 girls a month to Dubai. Nici is in deep trouble. She's moving from house to house. She's had plastic surgery to look different. She's moved out of her Florida mansion. She and her husband bounced checks to their personal trainer.

"Nici has had a bunch of plastic surgery and she looks different. Better looking but I think it was primarily for disguise.

"Nici runs credit reports on everyone, including her girls. She checks johns out through a private investigator."