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Master Devious Writes 11/19/04 About Rob Spallone, Mike Davis

Hi Mike, It is most unfortunate that Rob has resorted to stealing from Low Down Productions. It hurts when one is cheated, doesn't it -- Especially from such a trusted partner. I think a little bit of faith towards myself is in order, as I have never ever stolen anything from you or Rob. I am much healthier now, mentally. I hope you are planning to acknowledge my existence and answer this letter, as I still do like you, Mike -- or at least am willing to give you the benefit of doubt.

As for Rob, you can of course say what you will. It did not take me long to figure out that he is not just maniacal like I am -- he's damn near megalomaniacal and VERY power-hungry -- just as much as a REAL Mafia Crime Lord. Perhaps your judgment was in error and thinking that Rob Spallone controls the entire Porn Industry was a lapse in your judgment, as there are much bigger figures, such as Mr. Flint, Mr. Heffner, the people at Vivid, Wicked, VCA, and AVN. They *always* had more money and power than you, me, and Rob Spallone put together.

In defense of Rob, Mike, Sopornos DID win an AVN for Rob's performance (playing himself!) and I did indeed much enjoy watching much of Sopornos 9. When I was on the set of Toilet Bowl Bitches, was not Rob using the same director and videography team as in other productions? Are they not good? I saw the monitor myself with several of the sequences of raw footage. What was so inferior in the quality of those vids? You mailed a massive amount of industry people and accused the raw footage of being of an inferior, unsellable, worthless quality. How can that be? I am sure it could AT LEAST be digitized and used for WebPages! What was so bad about those cuts? You *really* can't sell them???? I find that a little hard to believe. Yes, Rob is wrong for stealing your company films and company money. There is no excuse for that, especially since you opened your own home for him. That is quite shameful indeed.

I think you have a few things to be ashamed of as well Mike, just like everybody else, including myself. How the *f-ck* do you expect us or at least me to believe that you were or are a lawyer when your spelling is *so atrocious* (e.g. “ow’s” instead of the 2nd grade word “owes”)? You have a Bachelor’s Degree in something and a Doctorate in Jurisprudence, and you claim to be licensed in the State Bar of California, yet you cannot spell “owes?” You accused Tom Cruise of being homosexual. Maybe he is bisexual 5% gay and 95% straight. Is that a f-cking Crime? Your industry makes BANK filming bisexual and lesbian ~*girls*~, yet it’s NOT OK for Tom Cruise to be bi and The Stigma of Contamination of 5% homosexuality (1%?, 0.25%? 25%?) is enough for him to now be accused of being 100% GAY for the tabloids or a shake-down money-grabbing high-publicity work of blackmail to one of the most respected male Actors? Hmmmmmmmmm…. I’ll at least believe that you HIRED some lawyers to give publicity to your magazine at the time.

Why should I believe that you’re a lawyer? You don’t talk like one! Franky, your disposition is not at all indicative of suck an extremely well-educated legal professional. That's what the evidence that I have observed tells me. If you indeed *are* really a State Bar Lawyer, then you don't ACT like one. Bill Margold’s 1st Amendment Lawyer Reed *is* a lawyer. I heard him speak for 3 seconds in front of the San Remo Italian Deli by Vons at Mason south of Devonshire in Chatsworth and I *KNEW* he was a degreed (J.D.) LAWYER who passed one of the most difficult multi-day examinations to EARN his bar license. If you are really a lawyer, then why the f-ck are you not making money practicing law? Maybe it bores you, but had I invested that kind of Time into the learning of Law and then earned My J.D. and State Bar License, I’d certainly be using it to own a house your company owns; I’d however, be driving a Testarosa rather than a Cadillac Escalade SUV.

With all the lies and practical jokes you and Rob sadistically dumped toward Me, Doss, and the other Court Jesters, including cheating Me out of $20, I think that W/we are now even, Mike. No apology will be necessary. I long ago threw your and Rob’s business cards away. I left them right in the open in the cigarette ash can in front of Gelson’s so that any Tom, Dick, Harry, Jane, Jill, or Dawn could pick them up and call your pathetic asses. I hope they did. If it wasn’t for you’re email, I’d have had to email or IM Bill Margold or Rob Spallone or call up Bill or Jim South to find out how to get a hold of you, Mike.

I should at least I suppose thank you for letting Me come over to your very magnificent home that your company owns and letting Me swim in your pool and take a dip in your Jacuzzi and eat your food, even though I had to play “the butler” and “the house help” top stoke your and Rob’s over-inflated egos. I do appreciate being able to meet your friends and to dine with you and your entourages. At least I was only nasty when you or Rob pushed Me too hard, rather than some of the actresses (Trinity and Kat Kleevage) being nasty to Me, Doss, and the black talent just on general principle. Most of the other Talent *were* indeed quite friendly, and I enjoyed the company of several of them, including Kali Styles, Randi Wright, Tommy X and the Italian man who drives th e Cadillac luxury car and loves listening to Frank Sinatra so often. I even enjoyed the company of you and Spallone most the time. You guys really *are* way the f-ck more Sadistic than most any of the worst of the worst of some of the characters I’ve met in the World of the L.A. Bondage, Domination, Sadism, & Masochism scene. How are we ever going to resolve this, Mike and Rob?