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3/4/01 Kid Vegas vs Jeremy Steele Quasarman writes Luke: A word about Jeremy Steele whose non-sensical ramblings you frequently post in your haste to fill space. I don't believe he has actually been employed in an adult video since 1995 when I first became aware of him. I remember him as a troubled, brooding individual (not unlike yourself Luke) who struck me as someone that I would one day read about in the newspaper being responsible for a horrifying campaign of murder and terror (not unlike yourself Luke). I moseyed on over to MP3.com and listened to some of his "music". I now see that my initial instincts were correct except that he is inflicting pain on the world through song instead of violence. Kid Vegas writes: He is a very boring guy, talks in a straight line, wines about everything, but is nice at times. All these posting I think are, in my opinion, are pleas for mental help, & maybe of you & his gay love affair. You need to have him go to Therapy with you Luke. I agree with Quasarman, he put off that same image to me, except for his psychotic ramblings about his X-Girlfriend, that is his Stalking quality. He should date his whore roommate, because she is really hot, if he hasn't scared her away. If Jeremy would not talk so much hoping for a chance to get somewhere just maybe I would help him by shooting him next week because I am shooting the next Kid Vegas Adventure in which I will release the title next week. Did you hear about Tod Hunters Zoophile? Read it on Gene's site, it is kinda crazy. Jeremy Steele I feel is a plea for help seem to annoy, verses, help to get him work. A few words from the Kid, save your songs, save your words for private, this industry doesn't care, & they hate wieners........ Oh yeah almost forgot, tell Jeremy Steele he should date Lynne L-patin, they are both lonely & probably the same age... Any hot chicks that did not know of the Kid's Party, & are fairly new looking for work contact me though, KidVegasXXX@hotmail.com, or KidVegas123@aol.com, I am shooting this week.......... I heard that XXX my X-Girlfriend is Hooking now on Sepulveda & Nordoff, so beware of Fraudulent Tests, she may have. It is a rumor I have heard, but I am sure she is no longer around to the fact she is all speeded out, & homeless since Reb Sawitz her agent booted her out after providing help for her for over 2 years. I am interested in shooting for other people too, so anyone who needs stills, or camera work you can contact me at email or through Legend Video. Jeremy Steele writes: Metallica said that boredom enters the boring mind.. Maybe I have whined too much. Ok, I'll stop forever, now. Instead, I will critique things, in the attempt of making a better world, but please don't mistake that for whining. Perhaps I'm in need of therapy, but I'm smarter than anyone who would analyze me. I know more about myself then anyone will, including that I'm not having any gay love affairs, nor wish to. What I need is good physical therapy.. Better diet, and things like that. Kid Vegas is only someone because there is a stupid "worst video of the year" award.. Otherwise what can he brag about? That's like bragging that you can't get laid, or that you're a retard. Any retard can make a porno and to get worst video of the year more than once takes a special kind of retard. But Kid is a fun guy to watch. He's got luck on his side, so he may not end up eating as many words as he perhaps, ought to. Tommorow I'm shooting my own line. Tonight we're working out the arrangement. When It's out, I'll let you know and you can let me know if you think it's boring. Quasarman seems to be elucidating from a distant galaxy. Regarding myself, professinally, I entered the biz in 1996, left in 1997 after 100 scenes. I came back in late 1999, was in Prague for 10 days for Private and Pleasure Prods. I work once in a while, recently for Hustler, Vivid, Pleasure, Taboo, Anabolic and a couple of jobs for Playboy. I just finished a two day shoot for Urban Legends, called "Organ Donor", with dialogue and soft core action. I'm not focused on quantity. And regarding me, personally, you are even more light years remote. The beatles were once told that they suck. I have many more positive comments about my music and lyrics than negative, and I've only presented rough skeleton demos. In the past, I have been brooding at times, especially with some of the s--- I've gone through. I'm also more intellectual than most, so I might be caught up with a book rather than some gossip. I also admit that sometimes I might feel shy or out of place, but that doesn't make me a mass murderer. I'm usually just floating around in some other world, but I'm an artist. I live to be of service to the world in a larger way. I've also have suffered from sever allergies and have had something analogous to chronic fatigue for a while, which included a difficulty in expressing oneself with energy and vitality or clarity and sharpness of mind (not that I lack intelligence, but that it is suppressed).. I compensate by diet, vitamins, herbs, voracious reading, research, contemplation, writing, singing, and various physical and athletic activities. Thanx Luke, for Posting Alan Miles opinion to balance out Quasar's aloof, negative pulsations. Mike McCormick aka QuasarmanRants.com writes: Regarding Jeremy Steele: He claims he started in porn in 1996? So I got the year wrong. Maybe it was 96 but you never forget a person like Steele whose personality chills you to your very soul. Perhaps I can refresh his memory: I shot him in a scene with a cute girl named Nikki Brantz who, shortly thereafter, disappeared from the industry. Coincidence? Perhaps, but I wonder....was her experience with Steele so traumatizing that she fled the state of California immediately after wiping the semen from her eyes or is she currently decomposing under the garden gnomes in Steele's backyard? We may never know. At any rate, aside from his staggering creep factor, I thought he was decent performer. The movie was called "Boob Acres' if I'm not mistaken. I believe it was released by Nitro. As for Steele's retort to my quetioning of his musical skill level, "The Beatles were once told that they suck", I can honestly say that I only recently stopped laughing and I read it 4 hours ago. I haven't had an abdominal workout like that since my last bout of insomnia when I spontaneously ordered an "Ab-Slider" from an informercial at 3am. In closing, I have nothing against this man, Jeremy Steele, from whom a shooting rampage is inevitable. I just hate it when self-important individuals who wind up in porn after having failed at every meaningful endeavor in their life attempt to espouse wisdom to others. I realize that I have also just described myself but at least I was considerate enough to start my own web site instead of expressing my views on the sites of others..... well, except for right now. Jeremy Steele writes: Hey Luke, I didn't realize that Quasarman is that guy from that shoot I did in 1996, called "The Fanny Farm" (not "boob acres"), for Nitro.. I'm a bit shocked, because I remember speaking with him and thinking I had a nice exchange of pleasantries.. If he is the cameraman I remember, I had asked him, "Aren't you that performer?" and I was referring to Tom Byron, whom he had admitted that many have mistooken him for. I remember thinking he was a nice, down to earth guy. I'm surprised he had that opinion of me. He certainly didn't express it then. Actually I think he's inventing that he had that opinion, and I'll explain why... I remember that shoot and that time, because that was the very first movie I was in where I had dialogue, which we ran through, and shot rather hastily. I also remember Nikki Brantz well. She had a great f---ing ass. She sucked cock very well, too. We got along amiably enough before the scene.. But, when the action commenced, it was f---ing hot! The scene we did was one of the hottest, most intense f--- scenes I had ever participated in to date. Unfortunately, when I got a copy of it I saw that it, honestly, was probably the worst camera, or at least final edit, I've ever seen in my life. I asked myself how in the world did he miss all the hot moments I know I wasn't imagining. Most of that scene was shot in soft core. Minutes of it were butchered out.. The same moment at one point of showing her face moaning was repeated, but lot's of other stuff was either not caught on camera or was edited out. I'm not just saying this to get back at him now. I really have, to this day, wondered where all those hot moments went to. I remember saying that to someone, once.. And knowing this biz, that probably got back to Quasarman, which would explain why he's dogging me and saying he got such a chilling experience from me, when our dialogue back then was very amiable. I know how when someone says one thing in this biz, how it goes around like malaria. At the time, I was also working alot for that english character John T Bone, who was about to stop hiring me because I took a girl, Kelly Jean, home from his set and he told me that I don't date talent and I told him it's none of his f---ing business what I do outside of work. But, at the time, I was getting some antagonism against performing in scenes the way I naturally am inclined, which included kissing the girls and sensual stuff like that. I wasn't sure of my footing on that level with Nikki Brantz because I didn't want to further jeopardize any future employment with companies. I had just worked for T Bone recently, and before that "Fanny Farm" shoot, had never worked for any other director (besides my first shoot for Ray Zamani) before, and it was really in my head at the time that I'm not supposed to kiss the girls, even though I feel it's a mutual feeling in the scene, when it does occur. And I honestly felt that Nikki Brantz was looking for that, ironically herself. I mean it. It was a VERY hot scene (you can't really tell very much by the video, though) but that was the one thing I wouldn't let myself go with, even though I wanted to. The next scene I had for them the next day with Kelly Jean was more sensual, with kissing; it didn't take me long to get back into my regular feel of things. But around the time that video came out, I heard Nikki got a tit job then left the biz to just do dancing. Certainly nothing I said or did scared her out of the business, but I wondered if there was something I could've done that would've made her more receptive to staying in the business longer. I had another shoot for New Sensations right after hers for another company, which I was running late for, so I had to run off very hastily, even though I wanted to stay and hang around. I feel she felt like a piece of meat. I gave her my card before I left, but never heard from her. I did shoot a big load on her face, as Quasarman recalls.. But he thinks this traumatized her?!.. So far, Quasarman has knocked my music severally, saying I'm trying to bring violence to the world through my music.. Listen to "Piece of Mind" or "Time Going Slow" or "There is a God (Satan is his name)" and tell me it honestly sounds so bad, even as a cheap demo. You obviously have an agenda you won't admit to, that's my firm opinion, even though you say you have nothing against me. And I didn't say I'm the Beatles. I was saying that if the Beatles can be told they suck, then anyone can and so it don't mean s--- what you or Kid Vegas or anyone who has a need to s--- through their mouth says. QuasarmanRants.com replies: Yes Jeremy. You've hit the nail on the head. I'm holding a grudge against you because of slanderous remarks you made regarding a movie I shot almost 6 years ago. Your comments cut me to the quick and my creative self has never been quite the same. No, that's not it. I simply CANNOT tolerate anymore of your melodramatic psychobabble. Just because Luke F-rd will post anything sent to him that is written in english is no reason to continually script out your pornobomber manifesto to him on a daily basis. My harsh comments toward you are merely my attempt to counter-balance your as-yet-unchallenged egotistical self-righteousness with some good ol'fashioned sarcasm but you don't seem to be grasping that. I have nothing against you personally but for the love of god, ease up on the drama. I've grown accustomed to scrolling through gigabytes of useless material on Luke F-rd.com but navigating my way through your two cents is wearing out my trackball. This is my last word on the subject as I just realized that a heated yet entertaining exchange is taking shape here and I have no desire to provide Luke with free content when I am so desperately in need of it on my own site. Should you choose to continue arguing with me please direct your comments to www.quasarmanrants.com. Don't worry. Luke will cut and paste everything you say and you'll be getting two cyber-venues for your misanthropic ramblings for the price of one. Jeremy Steele replies: Two for Misanthropic rants for the price of one?! Wow, that sounds great! But, Sorry... I'm too lazy. And, I feel warm and comfortable with l-keford because I now realize we're both each a few fries short of a happy meal. Your keen insight into my fragile psyche indeed broke me down inspired me to seek professional help, and my doctor convinced me that I AM crazy. And now, it's too much to bear, and now I'm not sure what I'll do.. Hmm.. Oh, the woes of life. Did someone say Israel Gonzalez? And one more thing., U said "I am so desperately need of it (free content) on my site" Ah Hah! That explains why you started up against me, motherf---er! Ok, now I'm off for another PsYcHO-therapy session. Bye. Jeremy Steele Responds To Lynne L-patin Jeremy Steele writes: I'm troubled by Lynn L-patin's despair. She seems suicidal. It seems whoever f---ed and forgot her left her in a state worse than she started; perhaps brought higher, to only fall and land and go Ouch! And especially if one is fragile or bruises easily.. Here is a suggestion to her: I suggest you cherish the memory of your one-night stand, or whatever it was. Forgive the "idiot", because he was probably just horny and just wanted to empty his load. We all come to suffer in life, at different times. We all get, old and die. We are born alone, we die alone, and we live alone.. Even when we are occupied with someone's company. When someone "loves", it ultimately is just a reaching out then back into to one's self again, anyway. Perhaps one of the lessons of this world, is to not hold onto too tightly to the illusion which we call "reality".. There is always some woman or girl more "beautiful", always some guy stronger, more handsome or with a bigger banana, but in the end, we all lose what we once called "ours". John Lennon once sang "A pretty face may last a year or two, but pretty soon they'll see what you can do." I suggest a spiritual journey into nature, hiking, meditation, do something creative, whether writing, painting, do some primal scream in the desert and release it all. This world is invariably cruel, even when you got what everyone else wants. We're here to f---ing evolve so to find our inner selves, the only real selves that exist. If you want sex, I think it's easy for women, even if you're not terribly attractive.. I guarantee if you go up to any five guys in a bar and tell them you want to f---, you'll get at least one.. and that's if you look like janet reno. Just be careful who you go home with. Then go to some huggers group, or something. You can probably find something like that in one of those esoteric angel worshippers magazines. Then you'll cover all your bases. Just be glad your not an experimental monkey in a cage being tortured, or a little pig in a pen squished in with others, waiting to be mercifully slaughtered. Lynne writes: Don't worry, Jeremy, that "idiot" only served to remind me that I should never consent to any carnal knowledge of men unless that man had already proved to be as dedicated to my wellbeing as Luke F-rd. I don't think I bruise any more easily than the next woman, but I WAS in a fragile state at the time, which had been well-publicized by that self-same Mr. Ford. Furthermore, could a real porn star be so horny as to choose to do me? How silly? My life is hard; I AM horny, but I need a man who will stand by me, particularly financially right now, so I can get myself back on track. Just A Porno Star Jeremy Steele sings: Wanna tell ya 'bout a job that's fun And then the work is done -CHORUS- I'm dreaming of I'm just a porno star (3x) I'm getting paid Well, my dick is happy it seems -CHORUS- I'm dreaming of (Me and bar crowd singing:) LA- LA LA- LA LA- LA LA LA- LA LA LA This is what I risk my life for -CHORUS- Does your heart bleed? I'M JUST A PORNO STAR! (3x) I'm dreaming of a girl that I love 3/14/01 Jeremy Steele - The New Rosa Parks? Jeremy Steele leaves this message on Luke's answer machine: "I'm pissed off because I did a job for the Playboy Channel - Sexy Urban Legends. And I just got told that I can't use the name Jeremy Steele because it has been copyrighted by SAG. Which is an absurdity. I've paid my dues [to SAG]. I've been in 150 movies. And they're suddenly saying that I can't have that name on the credits. I don't know if I have to change it to Jeremy f---ing Steele or take an "e" off... It's like Rosa Parks had to move to her own part of the bus... I wondered if you had any advice." Mark writes: "I have some advice. Drive to Burbank and stop at Sleep and Save mattress warehouse. Pick up a twin size mattress. Then drive to Glendale and stop at Homedepot. Next proceed to drive to West Hollywood. Stand on Santa Monica Blvd, lay the mattress on the curb. Assume a prone position with your exposed butt in the air. Place a bottle of lube beside you and start yelling “Curb Service!! COME AND GET IT . . . Curb Service!! COME AND GET IT !!!” This is the best advice you will ever get Jeremy." Robert Lombard of Creative Image Management and Casting responds with HELP and ADVICE for Mr. Steele. #1. Contact my office and if I cast you in a Non Union R rated program you can use your stage name. #2. If you are a member of SAG working non union projects in taboo, but 'financial core' or 'loan out' is an option. #3. If you are a SAG member and not listed as Jeremy Steele then you can not use that name if it is taken already by another member of SAG. #4. "Sexy Urban Legends" is a Non Union project, what difference does it make to Playboy what name you use? Someone maybe giving you incorrect information. #5. Maybe someone doesn't want you to use your Adult Stage name and pointing the finger at SAG. IN CLOSING: if the mainstream world wants to utilize the Awesome Adult Talent pool then they shouldn't be ashamed to allow the talent to use their Adult Stage Names. QuasarmanRants.com writes: Yes, I can see how a mentally deranged part time porn actor being denied use of his stage name is on par with a woman of uncommon character asserting her rights as a human being and single handedly igniting the civil rights movement. The parellels are uncanny. Jeremy Steele writes: Hey Luke, Please inform me of contact information for Mr Lombard [robert@creativeimagemgmt.com]. Hey Mark, whoever you are. Thanx for the advice. I made $50 bucks today. Does anyone want to buy a used mattress? And to Mike "Quasarmonkey" McCormick, You state that I'm "mentally deranged". What is this based on? My lyrics in "Challenger Disaster Launch" at www.mp3.com/jeremysteele ? Was it any part of my college interview Luke posted at the beginning of the month? Or is it based on your agenda (previously acknowledged when you admitted that you are "desperately in need of content" for your own site). You know, racism and sexism and other bigotry sucks, but being a target of someone's derision need not be within any of the regular cateogries. Obviously, I am your chosen "nigger/jew/whatever" scapegoat, so to give you a fabricated sense of purpose to your stupid life.. Objects of Derision may change race, creed, sex or colour, but they are always necessary for losers who have no inherant worth. By the way, Quasarman, have you learned how to operate a f---ing camera yet? P.S.- Luke, Regarding my statement that I "paid my dues": I was referring to my work in the porno biz. I know, for a fact, that I've been "Jeremy Steele" since before whatever "Jeremy Steele" unemployed actor registered with SAG.. Is this other Jeremy Steele going to be confused for me? Does he look like me? Maybe he can put it on his resume, so he can get some work... I've been in over 150 Adult Movies, on Spice, Pay-Per-Screw, Playboy, etc, etc. I was informed that there was noone with my name in SAG when I joined in 1992, when I joined, nor in 1996, when I entered the Porno Biz. I never re-registered in 1996 with SAG, since they do not acknowledge porn actors. So, what I don't get, as Mr Lombard has brought up, is why is Playboy, who shoots non-union, cross-referencing my Porno name with the Screen Actor's Guild, when they don't acknowledge or employ SAG actors in their productions? I feel the real Jeremy Steele is standing up and that's me. It seems they want to save money and hire us porno stars to do these hot soft scenes, since we are more natural in these surroundings, but they don't want to respect us enough to give us credit where credit is due. Well, I guess that shows what they really think of us. I got an email from Tera Patrick, or on her behalf to watch her show.. Do you think she emailed me personally? Is that lovely girl actually taking an interest in me? I downloaded the necessary stuff and watched but the sound disappeared, and then the picture kept freezing.. I got streaming cable at&t broadband so what the f---? Oh Well. Quasarman writes: I'm afraid I must have missed those "challenger Disaster" song lyrics that you're talking about because your song is so poorly recorded it's difficult to tell if your whining is in english or in the language of the alpha centaurians. I did learn how to operate a camera BTW. Did you learn how to not spook every aquaintance you've ever made with your bizzare disposition and alarming sense of self importance? Are you even aware how pathetic it is for a part time cum monkey like yourself to constantly be reminding people who could care less how truly talented you are at things other than that which currently pays your bills (I'm asuming you live a pretty lean existence). If you're IQ was 235 and you were the co-writer of "Yesterday" it still would not matter because you pay for your groceries every week with money you earn from dropping loads on naive young greyhound patrons unaware that you are a registered sex offender. Plenty of us in the porn biz are good at other things Jeremy. We just don't feel compelled to advertise it each and every day on l-keford.com. SHUT THE f--- UP ALREADY YOU ULTRA-PRETENTIOUS GOON!!!! Luke replies: Q. We would've called you back on the show yesterday but we were able to find more interesting guests, and didn't need you to fill time. Q replies: There are times when I genuinely dislike you. Jeremy Steele writes: Luke, Tell that loser that he still hasn't answered the question: What makes me mentally deranged.. If the bitch is gonna s--- talk like that, at least try to back it up. I'm still working in this biz and I don't dig the idea of having to answer some piece of s---'s extreme and biased opinions. Tell him he can read the lyrics on the lyrics sheet. One doesn't have to be pretentious to say he has more to offer than him. I've had many things to say which are not self-serving, self-congratulating, but which are attempts to help others or the industry, overall. He has never addressed not one specific point, but instead casts out these blanket comments of verbal assault . I can only hope that we don't mean in person, at this point. Hey Luke, It doesn't take a nerd scientist to propose that men prefer young woman to old ones. But, what a lab nerd devoid of common sense, who needs to reveal his "scientific discovery" of common sense via bio and geological deduction, seems to not realize is that the Darwin Theory, itself, has long been under scientific fire, although, in spite of that, taken itself an air of reverance, analogous to the western religion's creationist beliefs. Darwin, himself, acknowledged in his "Origin Of The Species" that "The number of intermediate varieties, which have formerly existed on the earth, must be truly enormous. Why then is not every geological formation and every stratum full of such intermediate links? Geology assuredly does not reveal any such finely gradulated organic chain: and this, perhaps, is the most obvious and gravest objectin which can be urged against my theory." I recommend the book "The Neck Of The Giraffe", by Francis Hitching. From QuasarmanRants.com: This is the saga of Jeremy Steele, sometime porno actor, full time brooding maniac. Now let me begin by saying that though I have nothing against this man personally, pretentious pseudonymns have always angered me. Be it spandex clad rock dudes from the eighties or creepy porn actors from the nineties, the manufactured surname of "Steele" is the height of pomp and pretense. Over the past few months the inane ramblings of Jeremy Steele have been appearing with great frequency on Luke F-rd.com, himself a full time brooding maniac but at least one who keeps his toplofty commentary to a minimum. It began innocently enough with Steele simply posting solicitations for people to listen to his songwriting skills on MP3.com (www.mps.com/jeremysteele). Then he began dispensing advice to those wayward souls whose social interaction consists of thrice daily trips to l-keford.com and the occasional anonymous conversation with a 58 year old man posing as an 18 year old girl in a chatroom somewhere. Still, I had no beef with him. I don't remember the exact moment when things got ugly but when they did it happened very quickly. 4/13/01 New Jeremy Steele Interview - He'll Soon Record In A Studio Johnny writes: Wouldn't you like to be a paid porno cock? Get to f--- and suck with dozens of sexy, slutty chicks and cum in their faces? And get 200 dollars and up for a scene? Jeremy Steele has lived, and is living, the fantasy of countless guys. He has been f---ing for the public eye since 1996, having appeared in over 100 XXX videos. He is a big-dicked stud and he has a reputation for blowing giant loads of cream--second only to the cum fountain, Peter North. He is also known as a controversial figure in porn; he's honest, he always speaks his mind, and he never pulls punches. His big mouth has gotten him in trouble before. Let's see if he pisses anyone off with this interview. Q: What's it like having a big dick? I mean, I have an average-sized prick, and when it's flaccid it feels really small. But you have a big trouser snake. It must give you a lot of confidence when you approach women, having a large cock in your pants. Does it? JEREMY STEELE: To an extent, yes. I think connecting with someone on more levels then just sexual is what powerful is. My cock ain't enormous, but it's usually called "big" by those who see it, as well as thick. From female porn stars I've heard ranges from "average" to "huge". Certainly, in the porno biz, where dick size seemingly keeps getting bigger, it's closer to average size than collosal. On camera It looks bigger, since I'm not high in stature. Having a huge cock or huge natural titties certainly is an attractive novelty, but I think the overall package is just as powerful, regardless of size. It does give me more confidence, having a larger than average size and nice looking dick, but if it's all about dick size then one's confidence is almost always gonna be shaky because there is almost always someone who's johnson is even bigger than yours. But I'd say mine is big enough to give me strong confidence and peace of mind. Q: Were you a big masturbator when growing up? What magazines did you use to help you get off? JEREMY STEELE: I'd say around 15 years old I was at my most horniest. I'd jerk off several times a day.. Maybe 7 or more, sometimes. I had an extremely strong sex drive, and still do... I think jerking off is an absolute necessity at times, if I'm not f---ing someone. Jerking off, or specifically, orgasm without ejacuation (which is possible- reversing the sperm flow during climax, to preserve seed and vitality) also enables me to last longer during intercourse. My first magazines were club, playboy, penthouses, big boob and bun bonanza, or whatever magazines I found underneath my parents bed or upstairs in the attic. It had a strong visceral effect on me. The first female I ever saw was Traci Lords, softcore version of "Escapade" (later to be Playboy) while I f---ing around with the old fashion cable box (holding two button! s simutaneously).. She was playing a mermaid.. The effect it had on me was extremely intense. Far beyond just sexually. I believe I knew, intrinsically that she was the same age as me (she was 15 at the time, as was I... I wouldn't get into the biz until 12 years later when I was 27).. At 15, I was still a virgin. I feel, in part, it was also a premonition, for me, of something I would do.. But the feeling levels since working in the business have never come close to what I felt when I first saw her. Q: Do you love performing anal? Is it generally a lot more pleasurable than pussy f---ing? JEREMY STEELE: I don't prefer anal over vaginal.. In actuality, I don't think of ass-f---ing much, at all. My sex drive is so strong, I have enough stimulus as it is.. and not just pussy.. the whole enchilada. I've found that anal play becomes more a fascination, if the girl becomes more of a regular f----buddy or girlfriend. But, still, for me, it's just a kink, at best, not a sex-by-the-numbers part of the equation the way the adult biz makes it. Q: Do you like to rim girls' behinds? JEREMY STEELE: Occassionally. Q: Has any girl ever rimmed your ass on video? JEREMY STEELE: Recently for Anabolic, in a 12 guy gangbang, I was one of a bunch on the conveyer line recieving that. If a girl is really into it, then I'm more into the idea of her enjoying it, but generally, it's not my thing. Q: Do you have any dietary secrets for producing such stupendous cum loads? Or are your loads just naturally large? For example, I heard a rumor that Peter North drinks two gallons of milk per day, and that makes his loads extra big. JEREMY STEELE: My loads are naturally large. I think having an unusually strong sex drive is one factor. Another is preserving the sperm and control.. allowing orgasms to build but not releasing them. I don't follow any regimen to make my sperm bigger, but I do my best to adhere to an excellent diet, overall. I think Peter North is gifted with some sort of defect. It's a sad, greedy capitalistic shame, that it's called "The Money Shot", because for the guys, themselves, who are producing it, there's no money in it. Q: Do you know any porn girls who genuinely like having their faces glazed with sperm? Can you name them? JEREMY STEELE: Not that I know or can think of. Even girls who say they love it may just be saying it, for theatrics. I recall Misty Rain in her first D.P. in "Blue Dahlia" was quite impressed, and Jordan McKnight, in Pick Up Lines 14, seemed quite blissfully traumatized by the big load I shot on her face. Q: Have you ever taken Viagra? Now obviously I'm not saying you can't get it up. It just seems to make sense to me that if you are a sexual athlete, taking a Viagra is going to make you a sexual superstar. JEREMY STEELE: I neither need nor desire to ever take Viagra. I never have and the day I do, I will consider that it's time for me to move on to other aspects of life. I've read the labels and don't recommend it. It's killed a few old men, albeit, perhaps with smiles on their haggard faces. Q: Do you get a chance to work with many Asian babes? Are they an extra turn-on for you? JEREMY STEELE: Some are a hot turn on: fresh, submissive, tight. Others are more like dead lays. It depends. Q: I was reading the Luke F-rd website one day and Kid Vegas (a porn videomaker) wrote how he saw you in an L.A. office building jerking off for a live webcast and talking dirty for a gay website. He called you a fag and put you down for doing solo gay work. But what's wrong with that? You pointed out how there's a double standard for girls and guys when it comes to bisexuality. Any thoughts? JEREMY STEELE: Kid Vegas is the prime example of why there should be no "Worst Porn Movie Of The Year" Awards. Can you imagine if the Oscars, along with everyone else, also had a Worst Movie Of The Year Category?? You would get buffoons with no talent, who's only way of getting recognition is causing disruption, attacking others, slinging s--- and other stupid monkey antics. It takes away from those who merit attention, and can cause alot of unnecessary grief, time and energy. A person with even just a modicum of talent takes up not too much time, usually, but a moron who sneaks upon the stage through a back door, will take up alot of time, because it is their only purpose in their idiotic lives. Kid Vegas and I were, briefly, friends. He even had me as his bodyguard, a couple of instances. He befriends people he believes to be stupid, vulnerable or weak, and, in the end, turns around and uses what he gained by proximity to try and make them look as low as he is... The truth is he's weak himself, both mentally and physically. He's been beat up at least a couple of times.. He has others looking to kick his ass. He hides behind his bodyguard. He brags about big parties he has which totally suck. I don't care what he says.. He just better not get rid of that busy bodyguard of his, because he's gonna continue to need it. Yes, like I said, there is a double standard about bisexuality, when it comes to men and women. I, personally don't have any conscious proclivity towards men. But it's the rigid, uptight, judgmental level that straight guys are at which bugs me.. Straight men, in general, are so uptight about what they might be or become that they don't even know what they are, even when it turns out that they're straight, anyway. Q: Peter North made some gay videos, and Tom Byron sucked off a T.V. in a video. John Holmes did some gay stuff. What's the big deal if a guy gets sucked off by another male or puts a dick in his mouth? Does that make you less of a man? JEREMY STEELE: Whatever you want to do, as long it's consensual, go for it. I have no problem with all the gay men in the world, as long as they don't tread on me. First of all, the more gay men there are, the more frustrated and available women in waiting it leaves me! Think about it. Secondly, I've had some good gay friends.. Girls know what it's like to get favors and help from guys becuase they find you attractive. And the way many gays dress and look, hetero's should be grateful that they are going after other men rather than women. If it wasn't for their attraction to me, and not just on a physical level, I wouldn't have had so much help in so many ways, that I've had. It's nice to be appreciated, no matter who the f--- it is.. Although of course, for me, I much would prefer it from women. Q: Favorite chicks to do it with on video? JEREMY STEELE: I'd say This girl who I worked with in Wave/Vivid Video "The Audition", or about half of the 8 girls I f---ed in "Here Comes Elska", or maybe that 18 year old I did for someone who still has it in his basement, I think. Q: Who are some genuinely nice people working in porn? JEREMY STEELE: There's lot's of geniunely nice people. Guy Desilva is a nice guy. Charlene Aspen is a sweetheart. James DiGiorgio, who said on l-keford live the other day that my music was great, even though I was singing while sick and didn't realize how badly nasal I sounded live. Q: Are there any bastards working in porn who you'd like to call bastards in print? JEREMY STEELE: LOL.. Don't get me started here. LOL Here Ye Here Ye.. Oh Nevermind.. The list is too long. Maybe some other time. Not that I'm trying to be politically correct.. I've already talked too much as it is, and want to try to keep things positive. Q: Do you lust after any of the chicks in the industry? Which ones? JEREMY STEELE: I've seen alot of hot chicks in this business. Lust comes and goes like farts after a hot dog. I can't think of any in particular. I'm more attracted to alot of women outside the business, because I'm also interested in reality. Q: What's the most scenes in a row you've done? JEREMY STEELE: In one day? Two... Many times. No biggie. Q: You used to work in a corporate atmosphere. What kind of company was it? JEREMY STEELE: Telemarketing.. biggest boiler room in America. That was the insanity the propelled me into porno, where the grass looked much greener, and where I could choose the lesser of two evils. Q: Have you ever finished a porn shoot and felt horny and energized from the sex, and went out on a personal f---ing binge? JEREMY STEELE: For me, Porno scenes usually take alot out of me..( I shoot a big load, which I save up for the so-called "money shot")... especially, when I have to wack off, which, for some reason, is the standard in the business, it takes alot out of me.. I'm better to cum from pulling out, otherwise, I need to block out the fact that a bunch of guys are standing around watching me jerk off. But, I've f---ed a girl or two on the side afterwards. Q: Care to shamelessly plug your singing, songwriting, and guitar playing abilities? JEREMY STEELE: Ok. But, actually, most of my stuff at www.mp3.com/jeremysteele is far from anything I'd brag about, as it is.. It's mostly done onto a little recorder at home, or live, jamming. I think "If I Would Die Tonight (I'd Fly)" is awesome, regarding vocals and feel and sound, but these all rough drafts, I'm using to get some feedback from specific people, and to keep a file for my own reference. I will keep you posted because, I'm constantly putting songs up and, pretty soon, I'll be recording in a studio. 4/18/01 Quasarman Sings On Luke F-rd Live Listen to Tuesday night's show. Read the chat here. About an hour into the show, we called Mike McCormick from QuasarmanRants.com. Mike attended the Royal Conservatory for music during high school. At least until he turned 16 and dyed his hair black. Mike: "Have you had Jeremy Steele on your show?" Luke: "Not today. He had to work at Babenet." Jim: "What's he doing at Babenet?" Luke: "He's jerking off." Jim: "For gay guys? Ohh...." Luke: "Please Jimmy, this show is about tolerance if it is about nothing. What is wrong with getting naked in public and pulling your pud for the enlightenment of homosexuals?" Jim: "You're supposed to do that in private." Mike: "I disagree." Jim: "You go around in public pulling your pud?" Mike: "Not anymore. It would be a violation of my parole. Man has a right to express himself in any way he sees fit. "When you hear talent like Jeremy Steele, it warms your soul and causes you to pick up the torch and go forth with your own dreams. So I sat down and penned a couple of ditties in honor of Jeremy Steele. "The first song I would like to sing is to the tune of Elton Johns "Candle in the Wind." Unlike Jeremy Steele, I don't have repetoire of 1500 songs that I've written. So I had to steal someone else's song and come up with my own lyrics. I've entitled this "Psycho With A Grudge." Hello Jeremy Mike: "Now I have to stop because there is someone at my door." Jim: "Oh, I thought that was your dog harmonizing with you. To hear the rest of the song, you're going to have to call me back in five minutes." We hang up on Jeremy and talk amongst ourselves for five minutes. I get this email from Mike: "I'm in the process of selling my home. My agent is here and will be for 20 minutes. I hope you'll let me finish my loving tribute to jeremy steele or you can call me back RIGHT NOW while she's in the car writing up paper work." Luke: "What's the matter, you can't make the payments?" Mike: "I can make the payments. We just want to move to a bigger house in Northridge." Jim: "Mike can make the payments, it's just that he has this deal where Metro is supposed to cut the checks, and for some reason he suddenly finds himself being evicted." Mike: "I resent those comments." Luke: "Are you moving because your neighborhood has too many orthodox Jews in it?" Mike: "No, they've actually driven up the property values... It's only because I live amongst the Jews that my house is so over-valued and I am able to sell it at a handsome profit and buy a much larger property in the Northridge area. God bless the Jews." Hello Jeremy You crawled out of the woodwork, And it seems to me that you lived your life I wish that you'd stop singing Songwriting is tough Even when you die And it seems to me that you lived your life I wish that you'd stop singing Jim: "Do you think the rest of the world knows what incredibly entertaining humor exists in the porno business?" Mike: "I only hope that I have done justice to Jeremy Steele. I have another song, "The Ballad Of Jeremy Steele." 1996 I started a porn movie My name is Jeremy Steele It's true my personality I'm better than the Beatles My name is Jeremy Steele Mike: "I just want to dedicate that to the great artist who has given so much to all of us." Jim: "We're never going to get another porn star to come on this show and sing because they're gonna think that Mike McCormick will turn around and write songs about them." Mike: "This was a special occasion. "Everybody [Nina Whett, Kendra Jade, etc] seems to have started a music career since that VH1 Porn To Rock special." Jim: "I'd like to get some Matt Zane music on here." Mike: "It wouldn't be quite as melancholic and soulfull as 'The Ballad of Jeremy Steele.'" Jim: "Do you think Jeremy is listening? No, he's at Babenet. He can't." Mike: "He's at Babenet jerking off." Jim: "He'll listen later on, when he's tending to the callouses on his penis. Late at night, when he's rubbing cornhusker's lotion on to his penis." Mike: "But think about how many times Jimmy you and I have done that very same thing for free. He's earning a living. "I remember shooting a scene at 2:30 in the morning at Jimmy's guesthouse and you [Jim] were snoring through it." Jim: "Yes, it was with Christina Angel, who was also fast asleep." Mike: "She fell asleep on the drive over, and then nodded off during fellatio. "I don't shoot at my home. I've tried to not bring porn into my home. But as I owe the IRS a whole s---load of money, I've decided to break that rule." Luke: "Jimmy, how could you live somewhere that has various strangers bodily secretions deposited randomly about the premises?" Jim: "I can't. That's why I don't live there anymore. It became too much. My house started smelling like PineSol, like those video arcades." Luke: "Mike, I am disappointed by the lack of output of late on QuasarmanRants.com." Mike: "Initially I had a lot of stuff built up from years of being in this business, pent up, ready to explode, and I've let most of it out now. And I don't get a great deal of email and submissions from the general audience, so I usually don't feel like sitting down and doing something creative." Luke: "Have you been writing more of your great scripts?" Mike: "No." Luke: "Have you been writing more of your crumby scripts?" Mike: "No. I found a person who works for a mainstream employment company who gets a kick out of writing scripts for these movies. So I've been getting them from him. I couldn't write another script if my life depended on it." 7/6/01 Jeremy Steele Believes He's Been Screwed By Playboy
Accountant Male porn star Jeremy Steele writes: Hey Luke, If you look at the word "Accountant", you'll find the words to describe Playboy t.V. Accountant Katherine Swanson... >AcCoUNTant<. I've been waiting for months now to have a doctored paperwork dispute resolved with Playboy Television. Here is the letter I sent Laurinda Cocchiaro regrarding their accountant: I have an extremely serious complaint regarding Accountant Katherine Swanson. Having worked for Playboy Television three times now (I played defendant Jim Dart in Julie Strain's Sex Court, and in one episode of Sexy Urban Legends I played Marqui De Sade, and in another the first of two victims in episode; Organ Donor) winning three auditions, I have gone from regarding myself as being treated with respect and dignity analogous to any mainstream television or motion picture actor by all the participants in the projects, from producers and directors, on down, to the feeling of a black man after being hosed down by fire hoses during the days of civil disobediance, thanks to Katherine Swanson. I've been working in film, television and modeling since 1990, and never, in my 32 years have I ever been so nastily and derogatorily treated, insulted, yelled at, put off, and threatened by any office professional before. There is noone who has remotely come to displaying such abusive behavior in my entire life experience, on a business level. I will give her credit for being offensive in a very efficient manner. She parlayed more insults and ultimatums upon me in a quick stint of time than I've ever witnessed, and being from New York, where people usually talk, think, and move faster and oftentimes with more sarcasm or even, at times wit or abrasion, I have to say, that, minus, the wit, she takes the cake. I was transferred to Swanson regarding a couple of matters; mainly, of relevance to her, the question of a payroll discrepency I had. When I had first spoken with her, I had just finished speaking briefly with a nice gentlemen who had called me regarding a problem he told me of; specifically, being able to use my stage name, Jeremy Steele in the credits of the Sexy Urban Legends: Organ Donor episode. Strangely enough, I was going to call Playboy the same morning I was called first, regarding my pay discrepency, but instead, got caught up in the stage name question. The gentlemen, who I believe was an assistant to Swanson, kindly told me that my name is registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, and that I, therefore can not use it. I kindly, in return, protested that, since this was a non-union project, that it was outside S.A.G. jurisdiction, and having used my stage name in a good number of non S.A.G. movies, I insisted I was entitled to keep my name. The assistant said he would get back to me, regarding this matter. Then I mentioned, while I was still on line with him, that I also needed to discuss my payroll discrepency. I explained how I just worked two days on S.U.L: Organ Donor for $1000.00, but that my net check was just cents over $580.00, and that there was a mistake on the deductions, because I always claim 9 dependents (as I have on my previous two Playboy jobs) and my check had me listed with 1 dependent. When I was transferred to Accountant Swanson, I was in a friendly but mature tone, as I was with the gentlemen I had just spoke with. I mentioned that I had a payroll dispcrepency, but firstly, since it was the most recent subject of conversation, and also, since the assistant suggested speaking to Accountant Swanson for further explanation of the stage name matter, I mentioned that I had just been called regarding it, as I was preparing to call accounting regarding my original concern. She parlayed in a completely descending, yet authoritative tone that I have absolutely no choice about having to change my name for the credits. I kindly insisted otherwise, and noted that the gentlemen I just spoke with is going to get back to me regarding it. However, the main matter I needed to discuss had to do with my withholdings, which mistakingly had "1" on it, whereby I lost several hundred dollars I was depending on, at the time. She responded, that is what I put down, and she acknowleded that on my previous jobs for Playboy, I had stated nine dependents, but not this time. I said that I'm certain I did not write "1". Swanson most angrily fired back at me, to paraphrase, that "How dare you insinuate that Playboy would doctor your paperwork?!" I responded by saying that we are all human, and that someone must have made a mistake, and then I asked her if she would kindly fax to me the paper that I allegedly filled out with one dependent. She said ok. The fax I received confirmed that I was correct. The top portion of the page was filled out with my handwriting, but the bottom portion, which included the tax exemptions portion, was, except for my signature, in a completely different handwriting. This reminded me, in a flashback, of the day I was told that I had won the audition. I was in the Playboy Television offices, right after the second audition, where I was told that I got the part. Producer Beth Polsky and Assistant Michael Lerner gave me call time and location information. One of them (I can't remember which; It might have been another assistant who I was talking to, as well) told me to fill out just the top portion of my paper work, with name and social security number, and sign the bottom, and that they will fill out the rest for me, based on my preexisting data. Assuming that it was ok to do what they told me, and being in a good and non-suspecting mood, I said, "Ok". As soon as I received the fax, I called Swanson back. She was not there to answer, so I left a message that my paperwork shows, clear as night and day, two distinctly different handwritings on the top and bottom portions, and to please get back to me regarding this matter. She never did. A couple of days later, I left another message. Then a few days later, another, asking her to please get back to me, and still, she never did. A day after leaving my last message, I received a phone call from the attorneys for Playboy, Anat Levy and Associates, by a very nice lady, saying that there is no problem with me maintaining my stage name, "Jeremy Steele", and all I have to do is fax and mail back a waiver they would send, basically stating that Playboy is free of resposibility in case S.A.G., or any union, has a problem with it. I took care of the matter, and thanked those I spoke with for their kindness and attention. Following that, that same afternoon, I tried once more to reach Playboy Television Accountant Katherine Swanson, and finally, I got through to her. I said, "Hi, This is Jeremy Steele". From her end, was only silence. Then I said that I first of all, wanted to inform her, for her information, that I had just settled the matter regarding my stage name with the attorneys for Playboy and that I can keep my stage name, after all. She responded, angrily that the matter is not in her department and none of her business. So, I reminded her that she was the one who offered, in the first place, that I had no choice in the matter about having to change my name. Again, she was silent, so, I added, to keep the conversation rolling, that I had been leaving messages for her regarding the payroll problem and she said, "Too Bad. What's done is done. Nothing's going to change. And you better stop complaining and bothering me about it, because if you ever work for Playboy again, and want to see ever see a check again, you better Shut Up! " And then she just hung up on me before I could even respond. That was the letter. It's been nearly two months since this incident, and every time I think about it, I still get seethingly angry. I am, by no, means, I psychopath, or unibomber type. Still, if it wasn't for the knowledge of law and it's consequences, who knows what I might have done by now. I was wanting to go into the office and raise hell. But, I am a civil person. I'm still waiting for my payroll discrepency to be properly addressed and corrected. Also, honestly, I'd love to see this #*$%@*%#$!! get what she deserves. Certainly she does not represent the image Playboy has. And to top it all off, I actually have a subsciption to Playboy. I've spoken with a total of three people who know Swanson well, and have had experiences with her, and they have all used the word "Major Bitch" to describe her, as well as the "C---" word. One friend, who I met on the last set, said he was screwed on his paycheck two, and that the payroll dedcuted too much, but he doesn't want to expend his energy and time pursuing it. I have two good friends who have been to the playboy mansion many times. They gave me Hugh Hefner's Secretary Jenny's number. I've thought about, if nothing gets resolved, standing outside Wishire Blvd with an angry sign in my hand, having my friend film it and send it in to TV news shows. These are not threats. Just my thoughts. I hope you understand how I feel, and I certainly hope the correct and fair steps are taken to resolve this matter, bring closure to this situation.
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