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Genesis Skye Interview

Da Burglar writes on XPT:

1) If you met a guy, say someone like Da Burglar, who had not yet seen any of your porn movies or scenes, which one would you suggest, Genesis, as the one you are most PROUD of as being the BEST Scene/Movie you have shot to date? What made this one so great/awesome in your opinion?

Genesis: "I really really love the scene I did in One In The Pink One In The Stink 6 for Red Light District. John & Manuel were fun to work with and the scene went very well. I also love working for Tim Von Swine. I'd also have to say Anal Life 2. That scene was just out right ----ing HOT! It was with Gia Jordan & Brian Surewood. He played a hobo lost in the desert and Gia & I were Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie. It was messy and slobbery... just SUPER !"

2) Genesis, do you actually ever TRULY achieve orgasm when you perform in your movies? If so, name a specific scene or Movie in which YOU DEFINITELY achieved climax, so your fans can rush out and buy/see it if they have not already seen it.

Genesis: "I do truly... almost always. It's no fun if the fans don't get off WITH you! I'm almost always playing with my clit which is a telltale sign that I'm going to orgasm! I don't think there is one scene out there that I DIDN'T orgasm in. Unless it was a BJ scene."

3) Genesis, Jenna Jameson has a Life Size BLOW UP DOLL that TRUE fans of Jenna can purchase and make sweet love to all day and night, and so long as they periodically wash the doll, sanitize it, and avoid DONKEY PUNCHING the Jenna Doll, the relationship with the Jenna Doll will last a long time. Would you ever want a "Genesis Skye Life Like Blow Up Doll" to be made, and if YES, would you allow Donkey Punching of Your Genesis Skye Life Size Blow Up Doll in the Terms of Use/Instructions that come with it?

Genesis: "I'd LOVE a Genesis doll!!! I'd buy like 50 of them and surround myself with my sweet loving! Just kidding! Kinda... haha! My instructions would read: Danger! Keep away from flames as I am flamable. You may be rough... choke me... slap me... throw me around... I cum with a repair kit! "

What is your best feature/body part that would be difficult to duplicate on a Life Like Genesis Skye Blow up Doll?

Genesis: "I'd have to say my lips & my eyes... but my tits are great too. I just don't think a doll would be as great as I would be in your bed... but hey... you take what you can get! "

By The Way, What do you actually think of the travesty and crime against womanhood that is DONKEY Punching, and would you ever allow yourself personally to be Donkey Punched during a scene?

Genesis: "I think that anything someone WANTS to do in their sex life is their business. I enjoy being slapped around a little. I'm a pure submissive. I myself would never want to be punched though. Not something I'm really into. I just prefer having my hair pulled... called names... and slapped around a little."

" 4) Genesis, you have recently come out with honesty and candid observation about your struggles with Drugs early on in your Porn Career. You look so great now, so I'd like you to tell everyone HOW you were able to straighten yourself out and get back to where you look so great! Be as informative as you want, and feel free to brag, you should be PROUD!

Genesis: "I did fall into a huge drug problem. I think a lot of porn girls and people in LA in general get sucked into a bad lifestyle. It's right in your face just begging you to do it. It started with my curiousity. I just wanted to try things. Before I came to LA I'd already done ecstacy, smoked pot & ate mushrooms. No biggie to me. I wasn't doing it ALL THE TIME! Then I started doing X a lot... then tried meth, coke, acid... it was a never ending drug binge. I ----ed up. I really did. What really hurt was when I started looking at pictures of myself... I was drastically starting to lose weight. Granted, I did want to lose a FEW pounds... but at one point I'd dropped down to 105. Before I moved here I would fluctuate between 140-150. Now I'm at a steady 120... sometimes I get to 125. I kept doing meth because when I looked in the mirror I saw myself as looking amazing. I was really wasting away. The pictures scared me. I looked like skin and bone... I was so pale and disgusting. At one point Jae (My ex) had said to me: I love you, but there isn't ONE attractive thing about you right now. You look like ----! And he was right. I knew I had to change my lifestyle because I could've killed myself so many times by ODing. I don't want to get into stories about my binges... but they were bad. But, I'm here and alive to tell the story. DON'T DO IT! Meth really is the devil's drug. I still get a craving for meth sometimes... I don't even want coke ever again... but now I just KNOW I can't do it... so I don't."

5) Describe briefly your idea/ideal of the perfect "date" with a guy.

Genesis: "A double cheeseburger, large fries and a cherry coke! Then off to a chill spot for some drinks! And unlike some girls... I don't like to take them home the first night!"

6) Once you are no longer performing in Porn Scenes, What will you be doing to make a living/support yourself? Will you EVER get Married Genesis, and if so, are you more likely to Marry for Love or Money? More likely to marry a man Older than you, or the same age/slightly younger than you?

Genesis: "Ok, my plans... I want to sing... more than anything in life! I have business cards from companies, I just need to stop being so lazy and pick up the phone. I'm also going to work on my website... it's not going to be all pretty porno style. I have some wicked ideas for my site... so when it's up I'll let everyone know! It'll be so bad ass! I do see myself getting married for love. I'm still old fashion. I believe there is someone for everyone. I found him. It's just going to take time for us to be able to be together fully. He's older than me... I prefer older guys because they can understand my mentality. It's just like how I don't dig girls my age either... I was where they are now... like six years ago. I have an old soul."

7) Do you still have a sexual fantasy left, and if so what is it? What are the things, no matter how experienced or jaded or bored you might get with porn or sex, that will ALWAYS turn you on (i.e. maybe getting a foot massage, getting butt----ed, perhaps sitting in a Hott Tub drinking Champagne, jello wrestling with other hot chicks with a drunk Irish Midget as a guest referee, etc)?

Genesis: "I do still have a fantasy left! Believe it or not! I want to have romantic, wild, crazy sex in the rain! I love the sound of the rain. It's such a turn on for me. Anal will always play a role in my life... as will making love, having my ass licked... KISSING! I love kissing and soft carressing!"

8) What/Who is Genesis Skye's Favorite:

Snack Food: Skor candy bars & Ramen soup!
Sports Team: The Green Bay Packers 4 Life!
Book: False Memory by Dean Koontz
Time of Day to have sex: Night time...
MUSIC BAND: THE USED! I LOVE YOU!
Amusement Park Ride: Shockwave (It used to be at six flags great america but they tore it down a few years ago)
Men's Fragrance: Tommy or this other stuff... Black something
Holiday: New Years!
Sexual Position: Missionary... I know... boring
Flavor of Pop Tart: Smores! Yummy!
Mixed Drink and Brand of Beer: SoCo & Sprite w/grenadine & Miller!
Porn Performer (Male AND Female): Don't really have a favorite male performer... but TYLA WYNN IS THE ----!

9) Good Deeds: What was the last thing someone did for you where they DID NOT expect anything in return...and what was the last thing you did for someone that you did not expect anything in return.

Genesis: "Hmm... I was pretty bad lately... I haven't been a very good friend. But, I gave $10 to a homeless guy right before I went to Vegas and he wished me luck! That was cool! My ex used to take such good care of me and I took it for granted :( He didn't want anything from me except for me to be a good girlfriend."

10) The last question is a reverse/turn the tables type question...Genesis gets to ask Da Burglar ANYTHING she wants...What does Genesis want to Ask?

Genesis: "Argh... Ummm... Let's see... Why do you think that people are so judgemental about the porn industry? "

Da Burglar: "Well speaking only for myself, it's all about Hypocrisy. We live in a culture permeated by war and violence, where you can withenss THOUSANDS of acts of violence a day on TV EVERYDAY, but it is absolutely shameful and shocking for anyone to publicly show a penis penetrating a vagina. Knives or bullets penetrating flesh is OK, but not sexual penetration. So people keep up a facade of morality that is ultimately illogical, so they must introduce abstract thinking into the equation, or 'judgement', as a way to maintain a semblance of control over their lives..."

Da Burglar interviews Hillary Scott.

Charlie Laine Interview

The Penthouse Pet for the February 2006 issue calls me back at 4:50 p.m. Tuesday.

Luke: "What did you do today?"

Charlie: "I did a catfighting scene for JenzDollhouse.com."

Charlie yells at her Italian greyhound Kobe: "You do not eat your treats on my bed."

Charlie returns to me: "Kobe is the sunshine of my life."

Luke: "Do you take him for walks every day?"

Charlie: "I take out to go to the bathroom but I don't walk him around the neighborhood. I don't live in the best of neighborhoods. I try not to go outside.

"I have my own studio apartment [in the Woodland Hills, Chatsworth, Canoga Park area]. It's small but it's mine."

Luke: "When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?"

Charlie: "I wanted to be a child counselor. That was because I didn't think modeling was going to go through. My dream since I was two was to model. I did mainstream until I was about 12 (TV commercials, catalogues, beauty pageants, dance competitions). At least in porn people are getting ----ed and they're open about it. They're ----ing their way to the top. They have problems. They don't give a ----. They don't try to be somebody they're not.

"Porn gave me self-confidence. Mainstream ripped me apart because of my ass. I have such a tiny frame and a big butt."

Luke: "How did mainstream hurt your self-esteem?"

Charlie: "Instead of hearing about how beautiful I was... When I first went to work for Suze Randall, I was scared ----less because I did not have good self-esteem about my looks. I knew I was cute as a kid but as I got older in mainstream, you start getting ripped apart more. 'This is wrong with you.' 'This is wrong with you.'

"In porn, they were like, 'Wow, that's great.' 'Wow, that's great.' I wasn't hearing all the negative all the time. They pointed out the positive in me. And I kept hearing it.

"I guess some guys are assholes and some guys have good taste.

"I have the polaroids from my first shoot [for Suze Randall]. You can see the fear in my eyes. I was like, 'Why do these people want to shoot me?' I was waiting for something bad to happen. My worst fears were ready to come true. Instead, everything I've ever wanted, especially since Penthouse came out, has been happening. I've travelled and seen the US. I have the recognition of that name behind me.

"I've only done five scenes in five months. I was doing two-three a week, making my living from doing girl-girl. I've been doing a lot more modeling the past few months. It's a breath of fresh air, even though I love the porn side. I love licking pussy. But my passion is modeling."

Luke: "Have you ever worked with guys on camera?"

Charlie: "I did one a long time ago. It came out on some porno gossip website a couple of years back. It was devastating. [The scene] was probably one of the worst experiences of my life. I had to get wasted to do it. It was strictly for the money. It's not something I'm proud of. It wasn't what I wanted to do with my life.

"If I could do boy-girl, I'd be making a lot more money but I take act between a guy and a girl so personally that the minute a camera's around or there are other people, ohmigod, what's going on.

"I get more pussy than my guy friends."

Luke: "How old were you when you got into nude modeling?"

Charlie: "Eighteen.

"I started nude modeling on the East Coast. I did a couple of workshops. Those gay workshops where you go to this big house and 12 different photographers shoot you.

"I had those pictures up on a profile page on 1modelplace.com. John Stephens emailed me. 'I can guarantee you magazine work in Hustler, Cheri, Penthouse...'

"I wanted to do more like mainstream and swimsuit stuff, but I realize now that I look better with my clothes off.

"My grandma knows what I do. When I go home, she's like, 'Have you done any clothed jobs lately?' I say, 'No, grandma. I look better with my clothes off. Sorry.'

"I came out here in November 2002 for three weeks and shot with Suze, Earl [Miller] and Stephen Hicks. I worked for Ed Powers and first did girl-girl. I moved out here in February 2003."

Luke: "What do you love and hate about being a part of the Adult industry?"

Charlie: "I hate the assumptions that other people make about you. I hate that just because we do what we do for a living, we're automatically judged.

"I do like the ability to be who you are. I don't have to fake anything around people at work. Everybody knows that I'm a pothead. Everybody knows that I'm goofy. I don't have to be Miss Priss. 'Oh, I'm so perfect.' I'm a dork and I'm proud of it.

"It was hard coming out here from a small town [in Wisconsin]. But the great people I met [in Adult] made me realize that we're all misfits. We all come out here. We all got no families.

"The industry is only as bad as you make it -- if you get into the drugs, the parties, and you do stuff you don't want to do.

"My famous saying is, '---- the industry. Don't let the industry ---- you.'"

Luke: "What have been your best and worst experiences in the industry?"

Charlie: "My best experience by far has been Penthouse.

"The worst experience was my original test shoot for Penthouse with Earl Miller. He made me ball my eyes because I was 'fat and a pizza face.' I was 18. Of course I had a couple of zits. I'm sure you've never seen me fat. I was 98 pounds. He's quite an asshole. He made me cry. I refused to work for him anymore.

"I'm at my heaviest now and I weigh 112. I'm almost 5'4.

"I didn't grow up dreaming about being a porn star. I grew up dreaming about being a model and traveling around.

"When I do promotions for Penthouse, I get picked up at the airport by a limo. When I go to my hotel room, there's flowers or cheese or wine waiting for me. Everybody treats you with respect."

Penthouse Pets often note that fans are more respectful towards them than they are towards porn stars. Porn stars at conventions get grabbed and pinched and groped and commented on.

Luke: "How did your family react to your choice of career?"

Charlie: "My whole family knows. My mom is proud of me. She's seen my life. She was bi growing up as well. When I told her what I was going to do, she said, 'As long as it makes you happy. As long as you are not doing anything against your own morals and you're making bank, then go for it. If I had the body, I'd be doing it too.'

"My little cousins know. One is sixteen. She sat me down one day. 'How do you do it? Isn't it weird, all those people looking at you?' I said, 'It is weird at first. Either you enjoy it and get comfortable with it, or you realize it is performance.' It's both for me. I'm not as noisy in real life as I am in my scenes.

"It's great that I am getting guys off without them even knowing me. They've never touched me. Just by looking at me, they get a hard-on. That's rad."

Luke: "How has it affected your love life?"

Charlie: "For the first two years I was in porn, I was in a relationship. It was very hard on it. You're still ----ing someone else, be it a girl or a guy. If they're not in the industry, it is hard for them to understand. It's hard for them to separate work from real life. That judgment is there that this person is automatically a whore. They do this all the time. It's not just their job.

"On the other side, there are a lot of people who want to sleep with Charlie Laine, but there aren't a lot of people who want to sleep with [her real name].

"It has been hard but it's given me the self-esteem not to settle. I don't bang random. I think that's disgusting. A guy has to work to sleep with me.

"Through porno, I've realized that girls have a lot of power when it comes to that.

"If I'm going to give you that side of me, you have to earn it. You have to make me feel good about me as a woman. I don't have to hear that I'm beautiful. You don't need to tell me I'm sexy. I hear that all the time from my fans. If someone is to sleep with me, they have to make me laugh. They have to make me comfortable. They have to make me feel at home with myself."

Luke: "What type of men do you find yourself attracted to?"

Charlie: "Bad boys, but they have to be funny. I love baldheads, goatees, broad shoulders. A guy with an edge. But he has to be a dork. He can't be conceited."

Luke: "What kind of crowd did you hang out with in highschool?"

Charlie: "A mixed crowd. I had a couple of friends in the popular group, and the dork group, and the pothead group. I still talk to all my friends from highschool."

Luke: "How do you spend your spare time?"

Charlie: "I smoke pot. I watch cartoons. That's pretty much it. I'm not that active."

Luke: "What are your ambitions?"

Charlie: "To run this out as long as I can. Once I'm done, I want to be a mom. I've gone to make-up school, so if I have to, I have something to fall back on. I plan on going back and getting my GED. I want to make something out of porn because for the past three years, I've blown my money. I'm glad Penthouse came when it did because otherwise I'd be going out broke."

David Crawford Returns From Japan

He replies: "I will have a full report from Japan with pics tomorrow for ya. I am in and out of the Vengeance offices. Getting all the photos, tapes , and paperwork straight, so I won't be able to get to it till tomorrow. But in short it was a complete success. Vengeance, with a little help from yours truly, pulled off something that has never been done. Jim Crawford and Allen Ma (owners of Vengeance) did an amazing job."

Erik Everhard Update

I heard the former Red Light District director shot a girl and didn't get a model release or ID.

Erik writes: "Yes I had some problems with a DVD, however this had nothing to do with Canadian Beaver, that title is fine, and no, I'm not broke, far from the truth. I had one problem with a model release for This Butt's For U, it was never shipped to stores, it has been corrected, and releases tomorrow."

Aaliyah Jolie Claims Trent Tesoro Smacked Her During A Scene

Gene Ross reports on Aaliyah Jolie Monday night KSEX appearance:

According to Jolie, it was Trent Tesoro who hit her. "He backhanded me," she said. "I almost cried. I told him to stop. He can't hit me in the face like that." Wane said she was perturbed by this new trend concerning violence against women in porn. "I think it's ----ed up," she said. "And I think that guy should be arrested."

I call Trent Tuesday afternoon. He's shocked when I read to him Aaliyah's words.

"I'm sorry she feels that way," he says. "It was a rough sex scene. She's seen me since and never seemed to have a problem with me. She said she couldn't work for a week afterwards because I ----ed her so hard. But it was all consensual. I would never do anything after a girl told me to stop. This was over a year ago."

I'm sure many guys think that the more they slap a girl around in a scene, the more they will get hired.

How to bang young (but legal) women on a pauper's pay

Amalek writes: "You should write a book. This could be part bio, part how-to book. The same guys who followed Stern to Sirius would be eager to part with some of their beer money for such a book. Of course, you won't."

It doesn't sound very spiritual.

My friend says: "You served Holly lemon zinger tea? It's almost like a roofie. You wild man. You live life on the edge. You are out of control."

Unlike Jack Galardi, Crazy Horse Too Owner Seems Disinclined To Cut Deal

John L. Smith writes:

For years Rick Rizzolo's high-rolling life was the envy of most Vegas guys.

The owner of the Crazy Horse Too topless cabaret had entrée to nearly every level of local society.

Where some skin joint operators were too uncouth even by Vegas standards, Rizzolo was the prince of the hug and warm greeting, a one-man movable feast who radiated old-school charm. He gambled high, ate well and lived large. Politicians, Hollywood celebrities and star athletes craved his company.

Although his ebullient personality surely served him well, it's safe to say the swells who surrounded him were as interested in his endless cash flow and friendly young women as his opinion on the news of the day.

Murderball

The paraplegics in this outstanding documentary have hot girlfriends and wives. Many women say they feel safer with guys in a wheelchair.

I bet that a woman in a wheelchair has a much harder time attracting a man than vice versa (all other things being equal).

Da Burglar writes:

I am glad you enjoyed "Murderball, it is an excellent documentary and very compelling. Obviously I have a personal interest in the subject, but I wanted to comment on your introspective observation regarding the spouses of the wheelchair athletes. Indeed, the men in the film enjoyed relationships with very attractive females, and it might convey to viewers that this is the "norm" for men in such physical circumstances. I can most definitely say, that the movie portrayed an exceptional, unusually POSITIVE picture of what typical disabled males enjoy regarding the quality of female companions/spouses. Still, those of us who are disabled to such a degree that require a wheelchair but who can STILL do much and move about fairly well, we offer many unique relationship benefits to females who are willing to give it a shot.

It is really dependent upon each individual situation and each person's unique personality, whether disabled or not, as to what type of mate they want, but certain characteristics have universal appeal for women. The MOST obvious trait that wheelchair bound men have is their ability to give head to women. It truly is the great equalizer, since many ABLE bodied men with the ability to pile-drive their partner's vagina, feel they can afford to be selfish and will not put forth real effort to go down on their female partner. Now I know Luke, from your past writings on your relationship with Holly and your oral prowess, that you are not such a man, you are NOT a selfish lover in this respect, so Holly also will understand this aspect to why some women may be sexually attracted to men in wheelchairs. I will not even go into the sexual logistical advantages offered by Handicap showers, bars on the walls, and the versatility of medically adjustable beds and the overall sexual utility of wheelchairs themselves.

Of course there is much more besides Oral Sex for the ladies. Yes it is true many woman feel safer with those of us who are crippled...we are not likely to abuse our female partners, we are not likely to force Anal Intercourse upon them, we are NOT at all likely to Donkey Punch them during lovemaking. If I were to get out of line with my partner, Luke, I would no doubt find my ass dumped out on the floor and my wheelchair at the end of my driveway outside the gate with the words "For Sale - Best Offer."

Seriously, those of us who are crippled, we may also appeal to many women with a need for nurturing and taking care of men who really need it. I will admit, I need a woman to take care of me Luke, and I am usually looking for such a young lady(ies). It is definitely true that, amongst certain types and demographics of women, particularly educated, independent, strong willed women, that they realize males who have a disability requiring a wheelchair offer MANY PRACTICAL advantages. For instance, we get GREAT parking spaces; We go to the FRONT of the lines in many situations, like Airports (I once dated a woman I called my 'Travelocity Whore'...she loved going on trips and taking me with her, whether I wanted to go or not, which I thought was due to the fact that I usually ended up paying, but really she didnt want to stand in lines at the airport); We can get prime seating at many social or entertainment venues, and often at a discount which means more money to blow on things for her. So the attractive, and no doubt, intelligent and perceptive FEMALE partners depicted in Murderball are really from this group of females that is in the KNOW about what disabled gentlemen have to offer. I have provided several pictorial examples from my own life of the power of attraction that my "mobility device" seems to project.

Donkey Punch Discussion

David Aaron Clark writes on ADT:

...[P]orn is the fast-food of filmmaking (& pays like it in many, many cases!), & therefore doesn't attract very many of the best & brightest to its kitchens -- er, ah, "food preparation areas."

Also, the girls & the lifestyle that comes with it if you want it is a huge draw across the board to not only the horny yet talented but the bitter & mysogynistic, as well. Not to mention those who are simply confused, bored by their "straight careers" or lazy. Of course the talented & ambitious can have some of these qualities, too ... but only in porn can you be successful by indulging shamelessly in your lesser -- & often less entertaining qualities.

In terms of the audience, I really do feel those who live only or mostly for the truly extreme stuff are in the minority -- though what percentage, I wouldn't hazard. There's also a significant revolving door audience for this kind of stuff among the curious who then decide they don't like it.

So there obviously is enough of an audience to support the production of material like this, if only because the actual production cost of such tripe is so low that you really don't need to sell all that many copies to make a profit -- & don't let anybody tell you that when it comes down to production costs versus sales returns, porn video isn't largely a nickel & dime business at this point.

Until recently, stuff like DONKEY PUNCH was strictly confined to underground production & distribution, very low profile, because of the imminent danger of prosecution, which at the very least threatens to make the entire venture not cost-effective.

With the loosening of societal standards, it's been much harder & more rare for the government to indulge in full-fledged, hot-point obscenity prosecutions. With the greatly diminished economic risk of producing such material, gonzo has gotten progressively harder, until some of it has begun to resemble the kind of underground semi-snuff porn we're discussing. If this material disturbs you -- as it does me -- your options are not limited to either loving it or tolerating it, no matter how the "hey, something for everybody" crowd would prefer to have it.

I am no fan & never have been of government regulation of speech. However, there's an old saying that "a free press belongs to the person who owns it." In other words, just because somebody chooses to engage in certain "speech," that doesn't mean that anyone else is under any legal or ethical restraint to assist in deseminating that speech, or endorse it, whether through active support or by the complicity of silence. To challenge & protest speech that we find distasteful or unethical is in fact as much our right as those making the original speech in question.

Though Mike South loves to take credit for everything since the invention of the wheel, what happened in porn land last week was not merely the result of him calling the publisher of AVN, but numerous discussions in the porn industry, only some of which were carried out on websites. In other words, the community set its own standards -- & though individual reasons for setting that standard may vary, that again is certainly our right as citizens & individuals. One way to look at it is that the Miller test was applied without the need for judicial supervision. I think this is the happiest possible resolution to the issue.

(In terms of what kind of punishment or retribution the producers &/or male talent of DONKEY PUNCH should be subject to for possible physical assault, I'm not personally close enough to the situation to feel comfortable offering an opinion. )

I do think that people tend to get the kind of society they ask for. If you want a voice in shaping that society, you need to make your voice heard both through your wallet & participation in the open dialog that marks a free society.

Sorry if all this sounds corny, especially next to Malice's facile "shock" humor press releases. To add the necessary degree of condescension that this wouldn't be one of my posts without, it wasn't much work for me to master the same general style when I was a SCREW editor over ten years ago, but am happy to report the intervening years have granted me at least some degree of growth both personally & creatively ... if snotty, college-educated white dudes in that 25-35 "problem age" with a typically glib disdain for any point of view besides their own were really as omniscent as they imagine, they'd be achieving something more culturally significant & worthwhile -- "even" in the pornographic genre -- than DONKEY PUNCH, GAG FACTOR, et al.

Genesis Skye Returns To The Monkey Cage

She posts on XPT:

It means a lot when someone can admit to you that they're wrong. Like all of the times that I denied what was really going on in my life. To be honest... what hurt me the most was Jeff [Steward] & Tony [Malice]. Because of the fact that they know the REAL me. They know who I really am and still have the nerve to go on there talking ---- and saying things that are completely off the wall and sometimes extremely untrue.

Everyone makes mistakes in life, but we can always correct what we ---- up. I'm a very forgiving person because I have been forgiven by those that I've hurt. Life is about karma. You get what you deserve. Life is about ----ing up. No matter how bad things get... it will always turn around if you make an effort to correct it.

I basically gave up on a lot of you here. Most of you hide behind computers and just listen to what everyone else is saying because you DON'T know the person on the other end of the keyboard. I can't blame any of you for anything that you've said because you didn't know me.

Tony... I can blame you. Alyssa is right in sorts. You pretend to people's faces that you really like them and care, but then bash them online. It seems that so many of you are two faced in this industry. I guess we all have to belittle someone else to get on top. Even if it means really hurting someone's heart. By the way... my little dog is fine.

Tony Malice writes:

Genesis, I am going to set the record straight for you, and post this response because maybe it will help you.

All of your "We all make mistakes" posts and apologies are getting tired.

Yes, we all do make mistakes. But you are currently still in the process of making mistakes. You have not magically reformed.

I know for a fact that a couple of weeks ago you were at a party bragging to people that you were on coke, that you never stopped using it, and were in fact having a super great time using it.

You claim that I am two faced because I claim that I am your friend to your face, but then I talked bady about you in my post a couple weeks ago saying that the industry should blacklist you.

Well, Genesis. That is being your friend. Maybe if people stop giving you money, you'll stop buying drugs. I was happy for you when I thought you had left the industry and maybe cleaned up your life. Although, I knew the guy you left the industry to be with was your coke dealer, I still held out hope that maybe it was for the best.

But, I'll still stick by what I said. I think you should get out and get away from the people who only value you for your flesh pockets and what immediate gratifcation they can get from you, get off the drugs, and reverse the crashing spiral that your life has become.

As for Alyssa West being right, well I'll leave that for others to decide. Maybe a girl who lets guys pay $150 to come over and drink her breast milk while her infant child cries in the other room is right about something. I suppose that is possible.

Dave Hardman Returns

Ashley Blue writes on XPT: "Today I was on the set and overheard Jim Powers telling the AVN Hall-of-Famer "Hurry up and get out of Victorville or you won't make it to AIM!" Apparently, Dave has been broke since he last left porn and residing in an adobe palace. Ladies this may be the last chance to get some Hardman action, for he will one day leave us again to attempt his ultimate goal/dream in life (a marijuana farm)."

Jeff Mullen's Former Piano Teacher Turning 100

Jeff's flying to Milwaukee this weekend for the party.

During the 1980s, Jeff composed and created music for porn movies.

During the week, he does publicity for various clients such as Britney Rears and then most weekends he shoots for his company X-Play, distributed by LFP.

Dakota Cameron No Longer With LA Direct

I call Dakota Cameron Monday afternoon. I wondered why she was no longer listed on the LADirectModels.com website.

Luke: "What happened?"

Dakota: "I guess Derek did me a favor. I guess he thinks I'm going to go running back crying to him like all the other girls."

Luke: "What happened between you guys?"

Dakota: "Nothing."

I ask Derek at LADirect what is going on. He replies: "She won’t answer calls or show up for work. LADirect Models paid for both her surgeries. There’s no rush at all, never has been. Ever tried pushing Dakota?"

I learn that Dakota says that Derek pushed her into working too soon after her breast job. On her first shoot, Dakota's boob got infected, I'm told. The saliva and juices got inside of Dakota's new boobs and made them sick.

Dakota purportedly told Derek that she couldn't work for a while. I'm told the LA Direct kept calling Dakota trying to book her. That gave Dakota anxiety. She stopped calling them back. So LADirect dropped her from the website.

Dakota's doctor told her not to work. She was on antibiotics. Her infected breast was so bad that the doctor was warning her he might have to remove the implant for six months. She'd have a flat tire on one side of her chest for six months.

Once the infection has healed, the implants could return.

Dakota has a contract with Derek to pay him back money she owes. That's another source of conflict between them. If she doesn't work, she can't pay him back.

Lexxi Tyler Rip-Off

I call Lexxi Monday afternoon about this April 6 party poster.

Lexxi: "There's this stupid guy from Glam named Grant Lee. He promotes this party every Thursday night in Anaheim. He uses all these porn girls' pictures to promote his party but he never gets permission from the girls [nor are the girls invited to the parties]. He's used Ashton Moore's picture and claimed she was hosting the picture.

"This week they are using my picture and Kirsten Price's picture to say 'Come party like a rock star.' You know the rest. ---- like a pornstar.

"Dude, how are you going to use my picture to promote a party and not even invite me."

Hiccups At Hustler

I think that LFP directors are booking shoots before their budgets are approved. Most directors are not financially able to shoot without that movie’s cash in their hands.

Webmaster BullDog Johnnie aka Sean Clarke Hung Himself On His Front Porch Friday Morning

RogerV writes on GFY: "He was a good friend of mine. I will miss him alot. He was a very intense guy with a big heart.. Just spoke to him a couple weeks ago... I wonder if I could have changed things if I talked to him before it happend. I might have been able to help. I just listened to my home messages since I was out of town for about three weeks and Sean left me a message a couple weeks ago to call him because it was important."

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Kevin Blatt writes:

Roger I am blown away as well. I had my best friend take his life a few yrs back and I went through some serious hard times with grief. I also learned a lot about suicide and now realize that in many cases it comes down to having a Bi Polar chemical imbalance that wasn't diagnosed and untreated. There are many people out there just like Sean and my friend Mackay. I urge people who feel blue from time to time to go see a shrink and get treatment. It's not something to be ashamed of. There are literally millions of people out there with chemical imbalances. Get yourselves checked... It may someday save your life.

P1mpdogg writes on GFY:

That's what steroids do to you. Depression can really hit hard. I thought he was a jerk and very short tempered and rude. I also heard he used to wear those 80's cut off shorts to show off his leg muscles.

For those of you hypocrites that are saying I'm sorry to hear about this -- suicide is is immoral. Hmm, so is porn. Go figure. As the industry unites, I've never seen such a group of people so out of touch with life.

Dillan Lauren's Breast Job

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Mary Carey's Dallas Signing

Kelly writes:

I did not go to the autograph session---not my cup of tea, standing in line, to see someone sitting at a table-- but heard later from one of the video store employees, that Mary was one big "pain in the ass," and that nothing anyone could do seemed to please her---Mary Contrary, they're calling her, now.

In addition, from the moment they entered the video store for the signing session, Mary was chastising Harold, her "gopher lover."

Thus, I submit this little ditty for the occasion:

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, its a wonder, frail, little Harold, puts up with you?

You're petulant, conniving, obstinate and demanding, so, you've got to be one hell of a screw!

The Modern Jewish Girl's Guide to Guilt By Ruth Andrew Ellenson

I felt ambivalence through the introductory essay of this book by its editor Ellenson (she refused my interview request) but then came to love many of its essays (particularly those by Tova Mirvis, Dara Horn, Rabbi Sharon Brous, Lori Gottlieb, Rebecca Goldstein, Katie Roiphe, Binnie Kirshenbaum, Lauren Grodstein, Amy Klein, Daphne Merkin and Susan Shapiro).

Erica Jong's daughter Molly writes: "I am sexually repressed."

Jennifer Bleyer, hottie and former Heeb magazine editor, writes:

As an NPR-and-Pacifica kind of gal, I had actually never heard Howart Stern before and didn't know what to expect. It was basically like being stuck in a room with a bunch of fourth-grade boys making fart noises and sex jokes for forty minutes -- more bizarre than insulting, really. Howard railed against my magazine, commenting on the unforgivable offensiveness of its name...and making various tangential remarks about gas chambers and the ovens at Auschwitz... He also got me to show my ass.

Back home in Ohio, my proud and defensive parents had to fend off the inquiries of people at their synagogue on Shabbat, asking if that had really been their daughter on Howard Stern. I received shocked emails from friends I'd known in junior-high... They knew nothing of what I had done with my life except that I'd lifted my skirt (under truly irresistible pressure) on Howard Stern.

Super strokeworthy pic of Holly Randall

Holly replies: "Yeah but my MOM is in the shot! Doesn't that kill the eroticism a bit?"

Zenman responds: "I can visually crop her out."

Holly writes: "As naughty as a girl that I am, I was nothing compared to my mom in her day, that's true! My sister is much better behaved than I am-- I'm the "wild child" in the family.

"I think I'm the least attractive sibling, in all honesty. You should see my brother-- he's a hottie! When Lanny Barby was staying with me, she tried to get him to snuggle with her (he has a girlfriend so he politely declined-- plus he's shy), and Cassidey Rae was asking me about him the other day. My sister is 19, in college and thinking about majoring in Anthropology... oh and she hates modeling now, I really had to twist her arm to do that photo shoot."

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Four months ago, I ordered this book Facing Love Addiction: Giving Yourself the Power to Change the Way You Love to better understand Holly. Now I'm halfway through it and I better understand myself.

The Violation of David Stanley

Cassandra writes on XPT:

When Ceara [Lynch] and I discovered that applesaucer (Wicked director David Stanley Clark and number one lesbian bukkake fan in the whole wide world) lived in Los Angeles, neither hell nor high water could keep us away.

Armed with organic applesauce, we walked several miles in the unrelenting rain (god's tears that two young, formerly innocent girls had sold their souls for spring break) so that we could stand outside applesaucer's home, beseeching him for shelter and advice on how to make it big-time. at the very least, we wanted tips on how to vanquish all women who fake squirting. Unfortunately, he didn't hear us because he is crazy. In order to get the real scoop, I befriended him on myspace and asked hard-hitting questions (sans caps, emoticons, or exclamation marks). He was surprisingly forthcoming.

ON MAKING HIS MOVIES "PERSONAL":

[I have to] be as naked as the actors are, but in a different way. a porn star will show you everything except who she really is. that part is what they would consider pornographic to show you. so that's the part i try and find out. but since they ain't givin', i have to. so the movies become about me, since they don't really have anything to say anyway besides quotes from other movies or who ----ed who and who cares? synopsis: every time you jack off to something applesaucer directs, you jack off to applesaucer's vision.

ON APPLESAUCERS VISION:

Personally, i have no style. my girlfriend dresses me.

ON "THE REAL" APPLESAUCER:

I've accomplished just enough to get by. i'm able to fool people into thinking i'm good at this. I have no idea what i'm doing. i just make a movie and then i duck.

ON JM PRODUCTIONS AND ASHLEY BLUE: ASHLEY BLUE IS A ----ING BITCH WITH NO DAMM IDEAL HOW TO MAKE GOOD PORN! HAVE YOU WATCHED ANY LESBIAN BUKKAKE VIDEOS?? THEY SUCK! TERRIBLE ACTING, TERRIBLE DIRECTING, THERES NO PLOTS, NO REAL SQUIRTING..JUST MINDLESS BORING 5 MINUTE JACK-OFF SEQUENCES THEN COMES THE MIRACLE WATERSPOUTS FOLLOWED BY FAKE MOANING , AND NO STRAP-ON TOYS WHATSOEVER! IS THIS THE KIND OF PORN YOU PEOPLE WANNA CONTINUE TO SEE? TO BUY? TO SUPPORT?? GIVE ME A ----ING BREAK! SOMEONE NEEDS TO SPEAK UP AGAINST THIS KIND OF INJUSTICE! I WILL COME BACK AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN...THIS IS ONE INJUSTICE I WILL NEVER LET GO! CHANGE LESBIAN BUKKAKE! GOT IT?

We got it, applesaucer. that's why we're such huge fans.

David Stanley used to date Ashley Blue and things ended badly.

KSEXradio.com Heading For Sirius?

I thought Playboy's deal with Sirius has a non-compete for other competing sexually-oriented stations.

Gia Jordan, Gen Padova And The Magic That Is Tony Malice

Da Burglar replies to my inquiry about why he stopped posting on XXXPornTalk:

"Chicken Little with Extra Beak" is Gen Padova, "Vengeance" is Gia Jordan, and Malice is the "irrelevant/annoying" male. I talk with Gen frequently and had considered her a confidant...she was often encouraging to me in my ridiculous hangups and eccentricities. Likewise, I had become good friends with Gia Jordan, albeit with a slightly different flavor than Gen.

Gia is a smart girl, an exagerated sense of 'taste' as it were (especially for a porn whore), but still a lot of joy to talk to...Gia was quick to offer me advice and opinions on a lot of things in my life, from where I will be moving next and buying another house, to food/diet issues, to suggesting potential women for me to 'see' as a client. A little forward and invasive on her part, but really no big deal..

Gia recently broke up with Malice and, during a conversation with me, Gia shared that fact, along with a VERY general explanation of why she broke up with him (she basically said she lost interest in the relationship.) Now here is where I messed up: During a LONG online late nite conversation/exchange with Gen Padova, I somehow related to her that I was bored/frustrated/concerned with Gia, that I thought Malice was being a jerk to me, and I related to Gen what Gia had said about their breakup.

BIG Mistake, but I didnt realize or think it at the time...in fact i didnt think at ALL...it was one of those Gossip Dynamic Situations at work, and GEN had already shared MUCh info and opinion with me about A LOT of things and in a lot of areas, and I felt I could be the same with her. What I DID not know was that Gen had a pre-existing relationship with Malice, that they were former lovers, and that Gen has issues with pretty much every other girl in porn. Gen immediately shared with Malice what i had said to her about Gia, Malice confronted Gia, then Gia lambasted me....BOOM.

I felt very bad and was very sorry, UNTIL: Malice sends me a VERY terse, demand-like MYSPACE message where he INSISTS I tell him EXACTLY what Gia said about why she broke up with him...he was EXTREMELY anxious about this. I found this amazing (and annoying) because I had attempted to communicate and be friends with Tony for months, but typically he never responded, even with short replies, to most of my messages. I know the man is busy but...anyway, he sends this demand message to me and I am thinking: "This is the guy who derives GREAT joy from posting OVER and OVER again threads about such unfortunate women like Alyssa West (using her newborn baby pics and private chats no less), Genesis Skye and the like; the guy who, as one half of the Johnson Brothers has perpetrated DONKEY PUNCH upon the psyche of society....this guy is all INSECURE over what an EX Porn Whore Squeeze of his said TO ME?"

The fact was, even though I should not have told Gen what Gia said...it really WAS NO BIG DEAL, Gia really didnt say ANYTHING horrible about Malice. Besides, when people break up, they talk with friends and others about it...what the f___ did he expect?? I mean, Luke, you and Holly are a CLASSIC example...stuff gets revealed after the relationship is over.

It's ridiculous, but this is a big reason why I am reluctant to continue posting at XPT and it is why i am now so interested in this Donkey Punch Phenomenon.

There should be a Holly-directed soap opera series we could pen episodes for.

LFP Video

Jeff Mullen writes Friday:

I have read the amusing posts on your site regarding Drew Rosenfeld’s service to Hustler Video. The person who wrote that long winded attack must be a disgruntled director who has nothing better to do than air his distorted view of Hustler Video. I have seen the entire evolution at Hustler Video very closely for well over the past 15 months and I can tell you that the company is moving in a very positive direction contrary to those negative words. LFP creative director Drew Rosenfeld has never been anybody’s ‘boy,’ ‘runner,’ ‘bitch,’ or mere ‘set builder’ so that completely takes any credibility away from this guy. Tough decisions have been made that are not always to everybody’s liking but that is why some guys are leaders and others have time to sit around and criticize their moves.

First off, there is no beef with Drew, Hustler or Direct Models. Derek runs a very tight ship at Direct and both he and Drew are handling their business to ensure that no shoots get canceled for any reason. How this email writing myth of a man that lacks the courage to sign his name can talk such BS on your site makes me believe he might lack a set of balls. I have an extra set, so stop by my office anytime to pick them up.

Drew is a good man who is respected and well liked by most (hated by at least one) and has done just about every job in the adult business with the exception of being talent. That is the reason why he is in a top position with a world leading company such as Hustler. Larry Flynt wasn’t born yesterday and as a true leader standing tall among us, understands that guys like Drew and Jeff Hawkins are what make companies great. You can’t please everybody all the time and if this anonymous e-mailer doesn’t want to work with Drew and Hustler, I understand they are hiring fiction writers in the UK. Thank you for the entertainment, I can skip Seinfeld tonight and go to bed early.

P.S. Boy, I sure hope that the girls from Direct Models show up on our Hustler shoot tomorrow morning. I can rest easy because I know they will.

Tom Zupko Fired From Hustler

A porner writes: "Tired of his drunken antics, they finally gave him the boot. His movies have sucked for a long time, and his work ethic has always been unacceptable. Just ask anybody at Elegant Angel or Sin City."

I called Zupko and left him a message Saturday night. I have not heard back from him.

Scott Fayner Not Dead

Despite the April Fools joke posted on lukeford.com.

Scott writes on ADT: "Haven't I died like 4 years in a row on the same date? People should finally realize i will never die from drugs."

Holly Randall Visits The Hovel

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Holly emails me Saturday:

I'm sorry the girls would prefer if the set [Sunday] stayed closed... I can bring you by all the stuff I've got for you later that evening, or even perhaps tonight if both our schedules permit. Again I apologize but I always respect the models' wishes. Maybe another time -- you should convince Kendra to let me shoot her, she says she's blonde now!

....I'm dashing off to Bed Bath & Beyond -- they close at 9 p.m. and I'm going crazy trying to organize my bathroom, which I can't do without those little plastic baskets I store odds and ends in. A few years ago, I never could have imagined myself doing that on a Saturday night.

I really AM going crazy. All I need now is crazy hair that I only half pin up with a scraggy clip, 10 cats, and I'm set.

Holly finally shows up at 10:11 p.m. Saturday with her new SUV.

She writes on suze.net:

I just got a new car exactly a week ago! I got the Volvo XC90 with leather interior and a navagation system because I always get lost... Now I just have to find a way to protect the back of my car so my crazy dog doesn't destroy it!

I just got a special protective backing for the cargo area as well as a dog barrier, gonna try and install it tomorrow. If it doesn't work and I'm going to have to leave Poe at home more often, I'm going to have to get him a little companion. I would want a lap dog that isn't too crazy and doesn't bark a lot. I was thinking a dachshund.

Holly sold her old SUV at half price to a friend in need. She's always doing things of unbelievable generosity. When I dated her, her generosity to men (insisting on throwing an ex-boyfriend a birthday party etc) would sometimes threaten my hopes that I was the sole object of her romantic affections.

She feels so many obligations to so many people that she gets overwhelmed. My obligations are few and clear. I want to lecture her about priorities but then I become awed by her kindness and I shut up.

Saturday night Holly brings two boxes of her photography work from highschool, lentil and tomato-basil soups, a container of sour cream, a copy of her dad's 1972 book The Dominant Man: The pecking order in human society and half a packet of chocolate-covered raisins.

I refuse the raisins so Holly finishes them. It's her dinner.

I make her lemon zinger herbal tea. She asks for two bags. She likes it strong.

She sits on the floor. I looks through her photos. Then I get her to give me an interview about being asked to pose nude when she was 14.

I give her my digital tape recorder and move it close to her mouth.

Holly: "I have to hold it?"

I nod.

Holly: "Hi machine that I will regret saying words to later."

We laugh.

Luke: "When did you first want to become a model?"

Holly: "Oh God. You know I'm terrible at remembering exactly what age...

"Yeah, my mother was a model. When I was much much younger, I wanted to be a veterinarian. But I was always fascinated with photos and fashion magazines and the images of beautiful girls and exotic settings."

Holly reached her height of 5'7" when she was 12, about the time she was first told that she had "a nice ass" -- a comment that persists to this day.

Holly: "There was a contest for YM (Young & Modern) magazine. I still have it. I wanted to enter... Are you going to take photos of me with this?"

As she starts talking, I assemble my camera and start taking photos. She puts down the tape recorder. I ask her to hold it close to her mouth. She refuses.

Holly: "I blinked in one of them."

I play the photos back.

Holly: "Do I still get editing rights?"

Luke: "Yes."

We erase a couple of photos. Then I put her on my chair by my computer.

Luke: "How do I get you in focus and the Jerusalem poster in focus at the same time?"

Holly: "You need a large depth of field."

I give up on that.

I give her the latest issue of Brooklyn's Orthodox weekly The Jewish Press. She hates it. She doesn't want to pose with it. She has no interest in the things of God.

I try to give her The Consolation of Philosophy.

Holly: "I'm not going to pose with that and be like all the porn stars you photographed. If I had read the book, I'd pose with it."

I give her the consolation of my attention and we finish the interview about photographer Rich Leon.

Holly: "Rich claimed he was Domonique Swain's agent and got her the lead in the remake of Lolita.

"I ran into him in Malibu six weeks ago.

"I was hanging out in front of Ben & Jerry's in Malibu [at age 14 when she was 125 pounds, about 15 pounds less than she is now] as I always did with my friends on the weekend. He came over to us once. He told me that he thought I was very pretty and had I considered modeling. That he had connections. He was an agent. He'd get me on the cover of Seventeen magazine.

"You tell a 14-year old girl that and she's like, 'Yay.' You're so stupid you think the guy is legit. He's the creepiest looking person I've ever seen.

"I said, 'OK. Let me talk to my parents about this.' I talked to my mother about it. She was dead-set against it. My mother has never encouraged me to model because she was a model. She warned me that it was a brutal job. There's a lot of rejection. It's very hard going on a lot of auditions and not getting jobs. So few make it. The rest struggle. It's damaging for your self-esteem.

"But I insisted and insisted. Finally she agreed to let this guy photograph me. He wanted to take test shots of me to send in. But only at my parents' house.

"I refused to let my mother be there watching. She and my father were home but I wouldn't let them follow us around the property and watch while he shot me because I'd be too embarrassed. At that age, you don't want your parents involved in anything.

"I'd seen my mother's photography. My mom had had one of her assistants help me out on a shoot and teach me stuff and light stuff for me. I had friends. We played in the studio. She made sure all the porn was put away. I knew something about equipment.

"He came over with just this rinky dinky camera. I remember being surprised. I thought he was this professional photographer. We took the photographs. He kept trying to get what he called a panty shot.

"He would put me in dresses. I was wearing underwear. He'd try to get me to open my legs in such a way that you would get that suggestive panty shot.

"He was taking photos of me in this little pink dollhouse. He said, 'Open your legs wider. Let's get a panty shot.' I said, 'I don't think so.' I didn't know how to say no but I pretty much said no.

"He got me to wear this see-through dress with only my underwear underneath. He tried to get me to take the underwear off. Then he told me he wanted to shoot me naked on a gravestone with just a scarf.

"I remember the last part of the shoot, the last look, we were shooting against this wall. I was getting more nervous. He was making me feel so uncomfortable.

"He was this beer-bellied guy in his mid fifties and he had acne scars and slightly cross-eyed and he comes up to me and takes my face..."

Holly scoots up and takes my face in her hand and squeezes me cheeks. She stares in my eyes like a creep.

Holly: "He said, 'Feel your beauty. Feel it come out of you. Loosen up.'

"It was such a horrific experience. Finally he left. My mom did not like him at all. When he left, she said to me, 'I do not want you to have anything to do with that guy.'

"He had this old beat-up white Cadillac. Everything was in the trunk. It was full of all this s---. He was obviously such a poseur.

"Then he came back with a book full of photographs. He said he wouldn't charge us because he wasn't happy with the way the photos turned out.

"He had never said anything about charging us in the first place. He said he wanted to shoot me to submit me, not that I had to pay him for it.

"The photographs were horrible. They were horribly lit. He had this strong flash-on-camera that made my face look red and shiny and brought out every single blemish. I looked nervous."

JMT writes me: "Intentional or unintentional homage to Rich Leon? My $300 Pentax-that-fits-in-an-Altoids-tin takes better pictures than this, in Fully Dummy Auto-Everything mode."

Holly: "The photos are at my parents' house.

"He showed his portfolio afterwards. It was basically 12-year-old girls in bikinis.

"I still see him in Malibu. I imagine he's still doing the same things.

"He shot the younger sister of my friend Katie. She had the same creepy experience wtih him.

"That whole thing pushed me towards photography. I thought that if this asshole could make a living doing this, I could do much better. I would make it such a better experience for the girls. It shouldn't be this old man leering."

Holly shot children for the Ford modeling agency a couple of times.

Luke: "If you could make equal money shoot kids for Ford or doing what you do now, which would you choose?"

Holly: "Doing what I do now. I love sexuality. I love making women look beautiful. Porn girls are far easier to work with than kids."

Luke: "How often do you have girls refuse your photo shoot requests?"

Holly: "I've only been turned down a few times for photo shoots -- and it was always because they didn't want to do explicit work or be associated with a website that does. I totally understand."

We sit back and sip our tea. Holly talks about putting her dog Poe on anti-anxiety medication.

Luke: "But you won't go on such medication."

Holly: "Even at my worst, I don't bite people."

At 11 p.m. she leaves. I give her a chaste peck on the cheek.

Our honor remains in tact.

Mary Carey Locked Up In Dallas Psychiatric Ward From 4 am - 10:30 am Saturday

The drunk porn star told the police that she would commit suicide if they arrested her boyfriend Harold. They incarcerated her.

I call Mary at 7:20 p.m. Saturday.

Mary: "Every one else would be embarrassed by this. I think it's just another thing to add to the funny stories of my life.

"After the store signing last night, Harold and I went drinking at the bar. I karaoked. We went upstairs to another bar and danced around. I was mad at him. He'd told me he had all this money saved up. He was lying to me this whole time. That he could buy me a wedding ring. That he was just saving his money.

"The perverted security guard at the hotel wanted to hang out with me alone. He told me to get away from Harold.

"The next thing you know the police came."

A woman in the background wants to get on to the computer Mary is using.

Mary says to the woman: "You have to ask him. Stop bugging me."

Mary to me: "I wouldn't press charges against Harold. I said that if they took him to jail, I'd kill myself.

"They took that as me threatening to kill myself and they had to take me to the psychiatric ward. I told them that I was using it as a figure of speech.

"The next thing I know I'm in handcuffs. They take me to the Parkland Hospital. I say, 'Let me speak to my lawyer.'

"The police are talking about how they're going to put all these injections into me.

"They locked me in a room with a whole bunch of people who want to kill themselves. I was in a little robe. They took away my cell phone.

"I told them I needed to make one phonecall. Unfortunately, you could only call collect or call locally. I didn't know anybody's phone number.

"I got Jack's [the co-owner of Legend] number. I got the club's number and called them. I couldn't call Harold because he only had his cell phone.

"He had been kicked out of the hotel.

"I was trying to scream who I am. The doctors and nurses could see us through the glass.

"This lady is trying to use the computer and she's complaining to the staff, but the staff are fans of mine. They're not going to let her use the computer.

"I started to tell them that I am going to sue everybody. That I'm going to tell Fox News how the hospital has wronged me.

"They finally let me go."

Harold: "She was belligerent at the hotel. They called the police. They saw how drunk she was. She finally said, 'If I don't sleep with Harold, I'm going to kill myself.' So they took her to the mental ward.

"I went over there at 10:30 a.m. when they released her. She looked like a looney. She had on the robe. She's pounding on the glass. She was waving at me through the glass. She looked like a mental case."

Mary: "I threatened to call the news channels. A nurse told me I had to be quiet or they would put me in solitary confinement.

"They delivered cereal. It was Cheerios and 2% milk. I started banging on the glass. The nurse came. I asked, 'Do you have soy milk? I only drink soy milk.' They didn't have soy milk or skim milk. I gave my milk to one of the other crazy people in the room.

"One person was depressed about his wife divorcing him. He said his life was falling apart. He hadn't achieved his goals. I told him, 'You can achieve anything.' I was cheerful to a lot of them. There was a crazy black woman who said she was going to put a gun to her head. There was this tall black man who was pacing back and forth.

"I asked for a cup of water. I didn't like using the water fountain over and over again because it was dirty. They wouldn't give me a cup. So I took one of the little cups that people pee in and used that until they finally gave me my own cup.

"If that was the only time I have to go through that, it was a humorous experience.

"I had so many people call the hospital on my behalf -- store owner, store manager, Harold, Jack from Legend.

"I told Marc Medoff. He thought it was an April Fool's joke.

"I got banned from another hotel. The Sterling. Mary Carey - Banned Across America.

"I had to buy my own hotel [room].

"The store was happy overall. [She signed Saturday.] They paid for everything.

"I hadn't drank in a week. I didn't eat all day. My blood alcohol was .19. It's another case of me becoming extremely drunk and extremely belligerent.

"I made it in Playboy's Top 100 Girls in special editions. I kept screaming, 'I'm in Playboy's Top 100 of Special Editions.'

"I told them I know Alan Holmes and Neil Cavuto. Half of them thought I was totally crazy. The other half knew who I was.

"Then I started telling them that the owner of my porn company was going to buy and sell the hospital if they didn't let me out.

"I thought I was being really smart by looking at the nurse's name tags and pretending to memorize them so I could report them to the news. I told them I was going to sue them all.

"If I ever have to play a mental case for a movie, I will do a great job.

"Imagine if in LA every time someone said they were going to kill themselves, they got arrested?"

Luke: "Do you think you should've spent more time in the mental ward?"

Mary: "No. They tested me for chemical imbalances. I don't have any. They took four things of blood from me. I remember I was screaming at them, 'I don't have HIV, chlamydia or gonorrhea.'

"This one guy tried to kill himself by taking three speedballs of coke. I told him that if he wanted to kill himself, he should take downers, not uppers. When he was leaving, there was nobody there to get him. He couldn't get signed out. He asked me if I had some change for the bus. I gave him $20.

"I felt like I cheered up a lot of the patients.

"At one point I was lifting up my gown like I was going to do a striptease and they told me to keep my clothes on.

"At 10 a.m., I met with the doctor. He asked, 'Do you think you have an alcohol problem?' I said, 'Doctor, this is an improvement. I don't wake up and start drinking. When I do drink, I tend to drink a large amount. I can go days without it as long as I avoid social places where there's alcohol.

"The doctor was impressed. I was honest with him. I told him, 'I know I drink too much. I know what causes it. I may have to change my career or where I drink or change my lifestyle.'

"At the porn signing today, I saw some of the disgusting movies that are done. I've never been around them. I walked through the aisles of the store and some of it saddens me like Gag Factor. In one of the movies, the girl had tape over her eyes. It didn't look like they were acting. It looked genuinely uncomfortable.

"I wonder how much they get paid to make such movies. Is it better paid? Is it as bad as it looks? Gets some comments on that from the girls.

"I didn't know that porn like that went on. I've never been on a set like that."

10 Lies Pornographers Tell

Smartt writes on XPT: (I later learned this was written by Sam Sugar.)

1. Porn stars are breaking into the mainstream.
You’re not cast as the stripper who dances naked at the bachelor party and then has a coat hook put through the back of her head while she’s ----ing the star because you have potential as a character actress. You’ll get offered ‘Third junkie hooker’ because junkie hookers one and two get to keep their clothes on and there’s a line of real actresses out the door fighting to do those parts, and getting a five episode story arc on CSI doesn’t count when they’re using your notoriety for free publicity. The mainstream’s happy to inject a little pornster sex-appeal when they need it, and know most are so desperate for mainstream recognition they’ll take $250 for a twelve hour day as long as they don’t have to screw anyone.

2. Teens. Women are only teenage and legal for two years.
Tiffany Teen’s been online since 2003 and if you think that she was eighteen when she started… wanna buy a bridge? You can’t really fault women who exploit the borderline-pedophile market but seriously, when was the last time you saw a real teenager in a pink mini-skirt and pigtails?

3. Sluts.
Despite what it says on the box, if you call a woman – even a porn performer - a nasty cum-drinking bitch when your not having sex with her, she’s probably going to knee you in the nuts. The tubby mommies-boys and misogynists who market porn want you to think the way they view women is how women in porn see themselves. Try calling a performer a ‘dirty cock-socket’ at a trade-show if you think it is, in fact, true. Watch your head.

4. Reality Porn.
You go for a drive with a few friends. Seeing a cute girl on the street you stop to offer her a ride. She sees four guys in a van, one of whom has a video camera, and gets in. You ask to see her tits and she says no, so you offer her a hundred bucks to ---- you and your buddy. She thinks about it, realizes she’s always wanted to be a prostitute, asks for two hundred, and jumps on your dick. You’re not wearing a rubber and she’s a total stranger but neither of you are worried because, like, what are the odds? You stop the van and persuade her to get out. Then ‘for a joke’ you drive off without paying her and sell the video on the internet. She obviously doesn’t tell anyone because you manage to do this three times a week in the same neighborhood without any difficulty for then next five years. If that seems real too you - man you have to see this bridge…

5. Cock length and bust size.
New rule. Any guy claiming to pack over nine inches has to photograph their junk beside an ice-pick like an explorer who’s found a strange footprint; and guys, the number in a bra-size is a chest measurement. 54C? That’s Barbra Bush. Enjoy your masturbation

6. Gangbang numbers.
We’ll forget that you’re watching a gangbang and what that means - “There are hundred of guys standing around wanking in this movie and one bored woman… I’m buying it.” – but given testing costs, catering logistics and basic rates of pay you’d be insane to believe the numbers producers put on the boxes of ‘gangbang’ movies. Even if you could get 500 guys in a room, tested, fed and paid half of them wouldn’t be able to get it up, half of those left wouldn’t be able to get it out, and half of the remainder would sneeze all over the thighs of the guy in front of him while waiting in line for seconds. It’s why gangbang movies always have a number of well-known male performers on-hand to do the job. Porn counting goes like this 1, 2, 3, Gang, “INSERT FANTASY NUMBER HERE”

7. Fame.
The most famous living pornographers are Hugh Hefner, Larry Flynt and Ron Jeremy. Hefner’s an institution (that institution’s a cross between Michael Jackson’s Neverland and a Greyhound station) while Flynt and Jeremy are both thirty-year veterans who’ve been the subject of mainstream movies. Jenna? A distant fourth, and being fourth most famous anything is like being the fourth largest army in the world - India - no one cares. Porn will not make you famous - unless you think that the ninth most famous magician in America’s a pretty famous dude (admit it – you got stuck after David Copperfield, David Blaine, Siegfried and Roy).

8. Alt Porn.
Traditionally porn performers get paid a fixed daily rate, don’t get any residual pay and have no real control over the product they’re in. The product itself features skinny white girls from the flyover states who get hired because of how they look and how they ----. Or is that alt-porn? Janine’s been rocking tatts and attitude for a decade while raising two kids without ever being labeled ‘alt’ anything, while ‘alt porn’ darling Joanna Angel recently said on camera “…does the fact I’ll let any stranger cum on my face but won’t ---- a black guy make me a racist?” Er… yes it does Joanna (See here for why). A tattoo and a bad dye-job is not going to upset ‘the system’ and the ‘alternative’ to traditional porn is independence, control and new ideas not haircuts, piercings and hip records.

9. Art Porn.
The defense of bad art is always the same. “Who are you to judge?” Well I’m happy to judge and so are you. Bach was a better composer than Yanni, and Monet was a better painter than Thomas Kincaid. If you disagree that’s not an opinion, it’s proof you’re an imbecile. Art porn has yet to scale the heights of ‘Dogs Playing Poker’ and it all sucks.

10. Porn Stars are Rich.
If you grew up in a town where having tread on your spare tire made you wealthy, porn is incredibly lucrative. If you think it’s unfair to get paid $2,000 for a movie named after you which makes $500,000 in its first year of release you might not be ‘porn star’ material. The average studio contract is about $75K a year and if you’re lucky you’ll hold it for five. During that time you’ll eat as carefully, and train as hard, as a professional athlete, you won’t be able to start a family, and you’ll exclude yourself permanently from a range of other career options in return for the take-home pay of a McDonalds night-manager. Porn’s like professional sport, the rich people are the (content) owners. Unlike professional sport there is no minimum wage, hardly any licensing and no players association. Want to be a rich adult performer? Build a website.

Kris Roc writes: "These girls are making lots of $$$. I know of a girl "TR" (not going to out her) who made $25K in one month and blew it all on Rodeo Dr. She just loves Gucci. Then after that month she was begging her agent for more money and loans all this after making $25K in a month! These girls need to learn how to budget."

'Online Porn Is As Addictive As Crack Cocaine'

From the USA Today:

"The Internet is the perfect delivery system for anti-social behavior — it's free, it's piped into your house," said Mary Anne Layden, a psychologist and addiction expert at the University of Pennsylvania. "Internet porn is probably the biggest miseducation system we can devise in terms of sexuality, misuse of women."

She says many of her patients, rather than improving their sex lives with porn, suffer sexual dysfunction.

Interest in porn is age-old and normal, says psychologist David Greenfield of West Hartford, Conn., an expert on Internet behaviors, but it can become a destructive obsession for a minority who indulge in it at the expense of healthy relationships.

The Next Step For Donkey Punch

DanG writes on XPT:

Malice just PM'ed me with Grip and Cram's plans for the next chapter of Donkey Punch. It's going to be a feature called Donkey Kong Punch, wherein a group of foolhardy Americans venture to the mysterious (Dented) Skull Island in search of the mythical creature that inspired the Donkey Punch, Donkey Kong.

The superstitious islanders warn them about going to the 'wrong side' of (Fractured) Skull Island, but they ignore them, and discover Donkey Kong (played by Steven French in a gorilla suit), who promptly sodomises the female members of the exploration party while punching them in the back of the head, then stuffs them in a barrel and rolls them down a series of ramps whilst Super Mario (played by Ron Jeremy) tries to hurdle the oncoming barrels.

They sedate and capture Kong, and bring him back to America at the behest of an evil and exploitative pornographer (played by Jeff Steward), who sees this Donkey Punching primate as the next big thing in porn (as well as the only realistic replacement for Smelly Monkey) and all hell breaks loose as the poor creature is hounded and persecuted by narrow-minded and fearful people (like...Mike South, DAC, most of ADT), and it all climaxes with Kong Donkey Punching the ---- out of a bunch of biplanes whilst scaling the Capitol Records building with a kidnapped Alex Devine.

I think it's gonna do big numbers...you've got your mainstream movie homage, like Pirates (guaranteed to get AVN's collective dick hard), plus the notoriety of the most controversial porno movie ever lensed (Donkey Punch), plus that old skool 80's-throwback flava for the Nintendo NES diehards who make up most of today's porn buying audience...this one ticks all the boxes!

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She gave birth about a month ago.

Da Burglar Interviews Christie Lee

He emails:

1) If you met a guy, say someone like Da Burglar, who had not yet seen any of your porn movies or scenes, which one would you suggest Christie as the one you are most PROUD of as being the BEST Scene/Movie you have shot to date? What made this one so great/awesome in your opinion?

Christie Lee: "My first anal scene for Jules Jordan's Perfect Specimens."

2) Christie, do you actually ever TRULY achieve orgasm when you perform in your movies? If so, name a specific scene or Movie in which YOU DEFINITELY achieved climax, so your fans can rush out and buy/see it if they have not already seen it.

Christie: "I do actually have orgasms on cam. When I have an orgasm I usually pull off the cock, or you'll see my feet going crazy."

3) Christie, Jenna Jameson has a Life Size BLOW UP DOLL that TRUE fans of Jenna can purchase and make sweet love to all day and night, and so long as they periodically wash the doll, sanitize it, and avoid DONKEY PUNCHING the Jenna Doll, the relationship with the Jenna Doll will last a long time. Would you ever want a "Christie Lee Life Like Blow Up Doll" to be made, and if YES, would you allow Donkey Punching of Your Christie Lee Life Size Blow Up Doll in the Terms of Use/Instructions that come with it?

Christie Lee: "That would be cool to have a blow up doll made of me but I don't think I have a big enough name to make it a seller. But if I did I would not encourage donkey punching."

What is your best feature/body part Christie that would be difficult to duplicate on a Life Like Christie Lee Blow up Doll? Christie Lee: "The inside of my cooch." By The Way, What do you actually think of the travesty and crime against womanhood that is DONKEY Punching, and would you ever allow yourself personally to be Donkey Punched during a scene?

Christie Lee: "HELL NO, I would never let a guy donkey punch me. Its soo dumb. And what girl would allow a guy to do that to her? Is the paycheck worth it? Does she have no pride? Maybe its less painful then slitting her wrists on account of what she's doing with her life and what happened to her in the past. Just a thought."

4) Rank in order of importance (1 being the most important, 2 the next most, etc) the qualities you find MOST important in a man as a potential mate/partner:

-Looks: 3
-HATRED for Donkey Punching: 1
-Intelligence: 3
-Dick Size: 3
-Sense of Humor: 1
-Ability to Give Oral Sex to a Woman: 5
-Love for his Mother: 1
-Concern for the Environment: 10
-Cooking Ability: 10
-Money/Financial Situation: 4
-How nice a car he drives: 6

5) Describe briefly your idea/ideal of the perfect "date" with a guy.

Christie Lee: "Its been so long since I went out on a date, I don't think id know how to act. Maybe going to a comedy club and pounding back some beers? Im not into romantic stuff when I first meet a guy, its soo dumb and I feel like the guy is trying too hard. Romance should come after the first few times he bends me over and bangs me in the ass and calls me his fav whore, haha."

6) Once you are no longer performing in Porn Scenes, What will you be doing to make a living/support yourself? Will you EVER get Married Christie, and if so, are you more likely to Marry for Love or Money? More likely to marry a man Older than you, or the same age/slightly younger than you?

Christie Lee: "I don't plan on getting married until I'm about 50. After the biz I plan on going into real-estate."

7) Do you still have a sexual fantasy left, and if so what is it? What are the things, no matter how experienced or jaded or bored you might get with porn or sex, that will ALWAYS turn you on (i.e. maybe getting a foot massage, getting butt----ed, perhaps sitting in a Hott Tub drinking Champagne, jello wrestling with other hot chicks with a drunk Irish Midget as a guest referee, etc)?

Christie Lee: "My sexual fantasy is weird. It has to do with food. In my fantasy I would be sitting butt naked in a plate of spaghetti sauce with my legs up in the air and a guy eating me out.."

(Also, tell everyone about your love for Ball Park Wieners and why...that's Da Burglar's personal favorite Christie Lee story. )

Christie Lee: "The ends of Ball park wieners look like butt holes. And who doesn't like butt holes?"

8) What/Who is Christie Lee's Favorite:

Snack Food: chocolate ice cream Sports Team: Toronto maple leaves
Book: Go Ask Alice
Time of Day to have sex: Afternoon
MUSIC BAND: cold play
Amusement Park Ride: any rollarcoaster
Men's Fragrance: natural
Holiday: Christmas
Sexual Position: missionary with the guys body pressed against mine and his moans in my ear
Flavor of Pop Tart: chocolate
Mixed Drink and Brand of Beer: jack & coke & Newcastle
Porn Performer (Male AND Female): Steve Holmes & Roxy Jezel

9) If you could go back to when You were about to turn 18 years old (say 17 years, 11 months old), would you DO or DECIDE anything different Christie to avoid getting involved in Pornography, and if so what path/career would you choose? If you COULD not be a porn Performer, what would you like to be doing with yourself for a living?

Christie Lee: "Avoid getting involved in Pornography? I moved 7 hours away from my small town to the city to get into porn. I think my decision was clear. Or maybe it was my love for the ends of ball park wieners that drove me to move to the city and than to cali, the selection out here is way cooler. IF and that's a but IF I didn't get into porn id probably be working in an old age home ( that's what I did before porn) or running my own."

10) The last question is a reverse/turn the tables type question. Christie gets to ask Da Burglar ANYTHING she wants. What does Christie want to ask?

Christie Lee: "Beer or pop tarts? What would you give up first?"

Da Burglar: "tarts, no contest."