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Wankus Chat

I emailed the program director KSEXradio.com shortly after noon Wednesday and he called me back at 7:42pm while I was eating dinner and watching the movie Deliverance.

Wankus: "I've been shooting all week and I haven't had any access to the internet but people are calling me and saying there's all kinds of s--- about me and Team Tyler and KSEX on the internet."

I read him the report (my voice gets all shaky, I feel like I've betrayed a friend, I can talk a good game on the internet but over the phone and in person I'm scared) and the responses I've received.

Wankus: "Where are you getting your email from? XXXPornTalk? It sounds like it came from a hater.

"It's pretty funny stuff. Ric Williams told me that [Team Tyler movie] was the first one he'd watched in a long time and really enjoyed.

"I have some positive information on the Adam & Eve stuff but I can't give it to you right now. You're going to find out in the next couple of months how completely far from the truth that is.

"We're negotiating something with Adam & Eve right now and the stipulation is that we will only do it if Wankus stays with the company.

"Here's something new for you. I just offered Austyn Moore (Adam & Eve contract girl) a show.

"With regards to drug use, KSEXradio.com has always had a policy that no drugs are allowed on the premises, in studio, in the greenroom, of KSEXradio.com. Whatever a personality, be it a guest or a host, does in the car or on their own time, is none of our business.

"We used to give alcohol to guests. We don't do that anymore. We realized that that's a liability, not to mention that people can misbehave and later blame it on the booze. There are no substance issues at KSEX."

Luke: "What about marijuana?"

Wankus: "It's not allowed in the building. They can do it outside. We have signs everywhere on the wall that state the same thing."

I've seen the signs.

Luke: "Do you still have a 420 [a universal time for smoking dope] show?"

Wankus: "We cut the show. We thought it would be a fun idea, but then we realized it set a negative example and supported something that we really, as owners, don't support."

Nacho Vidal: Confessions of a Porn Actor

El Glorioso writes from Sinrespeto:

Nacho Vidal put out a book (2003) of his memories by Spanish author David Barba (the proceeds from the book were donated to a HIV foundation). The book was called: Nacho Vidal: Confessions of a Porn Actor.

He tell all about his childhood, when he was born a rich boy because his father was a importan textile businesman in Spain, but in the 1970s petroleum crisis, the family business goes bankrupt and his father became depressed all his life and his mother took charge of family.

He tells of his interest in school (he never finished school) his starting drugs hand-outs only with 14 years old, his life in militia in Spain in a company called "Legion of La Melilla" (was the hardest company in spanish army), his tormented love relationships with porn actress like Jazmine, Belladonna, and Adriana Sage.

Nacho begins in porn in Bagdah Club (a live sex shows in Barcelona, Spain) how he meet Rocco Siffredi, Stagliano, T.T. Boy, Hakkan Serbes, Joey Silvera.

He says in his book he had an incident with Rocco's cousin director Gabriel Zero. "I never hit him because I respect Rocco." Hakkan Serbes closed many doors in his own career because he has a extremely explosive attitude. Hakkan was former boyfriend of silvia saint (she cracked his mind when she promised him that she'd left porn, but she went to the USA and started making porn again).

Nacho broke the first time with John Stagliano because he was obsessed with Belladonna (Stagliano wanted to make some close encounters with her) that made the two of them go to Sineplex (which offerered a one million dollar contract but they never gave the money to him). Later they (Stagliano and Vidal) reconcilied.

T.T. Boy was like a brother. T.T. traveled through many countries making porn. He says T.T. has a fetish for black crack whores. That TT travels LA in his Ferrari and pays $10 - $20 to crack whore hookers for them to show him their pussies and sometimes he touches it and masturbates. Nacho says the hooker's pussy smells horrible and Nacho stopped the car to vomit.

Nacho writes that at T.T.'s birthday party he has orchestrated for days, an LA gang called The Bules (which TT pays to protect his business) wants a million dollars. TT refuses to pay. They make an ultimatum to TT. He goes to an armory and buys some guns and distributes them around the house. Until this day, TT sleeps every night with a gun under his pillow.

Nacho writes that Belladonna has a bipolar condition. Some days she was happy. Some days she was suicidal. Some days her sister came from Utah and they'd have threesomes. Nacho doesn't specify if the sisters got it on with each other. Then Bella became jealous of her sister and made her go back to Utah.

Nacho says it was the same with Avy Scott.

Nacho says Bella was unfaithful to him with TT's brother Talon.

Nacho says that he and Bella met a famous Hollywood actor named Tom [Sizemore?], who appeared in a Steven Spielberg movie and many movie hits. Tom was a big fan of Nacho and Bella. He invited them to his Hollywood mansion and asked Bella to act for him. Tom had boots given to him by Lisa Marie Presley. Tom sniffed too much coke to make an orgy. Nacho and Bella escaped in silence.

Porn Is The New Glamor

From The New Statesman:

...[T]here are still huge social and emotional implications for women who work in the sex industry, whether in the harsh world of hard core or the relatively soft-focus glow of glamour modelling.The truth is that porn stars and glamour models remain as reviled as ever, protected while naked on a pedestal, but otherwise refused any respect or attention. Such difficulties can be seen obliquely in the regular pleas of glamour models, including Abi Titmuss and Jodie Marsh, to be taken seriously, to have a chance to show their "real" selves.

The problem is that, however much they trumpet their glowing exam results (Marsh), or their love of Orwell (Titmuss), their career choice will always undermine these efforts. It is probably possible to have a successful career in glamour or porn, but only if you are the exception of the age - like Jenna Jameson in the US or, in Britain, the tough, saleable glamour model Jordan, who a) protects herself by never asking to be taken seriously and b) is on course to retire at 30.

For other participants, the outlook is bleak, the prevalence and visibility of porn rendering the subsequent chances of a significant career for its "stars" pretty low. The truth is that in career terms, although now a first resort for many young women, porn and glamour modelling are still as pointless as ever. A career in the sex industry remains the deadest of all ends.

Porn Stars Finding God

Aria found God a few months ago and left the business. Some other porn stars have found God in the past year (porn stars I know and have interviewed such as Autumn Rayne, Stephanie Swift, Sky Lopez) and also left porn (I haven't been able to interview them and tell their stories yet).

The problem of reporting on porn is that it is hard to tell this story, and the story of any sex performer who leaves porn, because once these people leave, they don't want to be identified with their porn pasts.

I interview porners day-in and day-out. I'm constantly hearing the stories of people who were raised religious and are now in porn. But there's a large stream flowing in the other direction as well. It's just hard to tell that story, and most people in porn don't want to hear it anyway.

Another story that is hard to tell is the honest truth of how people in porn feel about porn. My estimate is that a majority of people who work in porn like the industry, but about a quarter hate it. They just don't want to say so because it would make their lives in porn more difficult.

Kevin writes:

Keep in mind that "porn" is a "job" and that a lot of people, whatever their job, hate it. Why do you think lotteries and get-rich- quick-schemes are so popular? The fact that only 1/4 of the folks working in porn hate working in the industy is pretty good when compared to the percentage of people who must hate their jobs in other industries such as fast-food service, janitorial, general labourer, farm worker, or whatever other sh---y jobs are out there. And then of course there are those who just plain, flat-out hate to work - at anything.

Atheist Roy Hattersley writes:

The Salvation Army has been given a special status as provider-in-chief of American disaster relief. But its work is being augmented by all sorts of other groups. Almost all of them have a religious origin and character.

Notable by their absence are teams from rationalist societies, free thinkers' clubs and atheists' associations - the sort of people who not only scoff at religion's intellectual absurdity but also regard it as a positive force for evil.

Yet men and women who believe that the Pope is the devil incarnate, or (conversely) regard his ex cathedra pronouncements as holy writ, are the people most likely to take the risks and make the sacrifices involved in helping others. Last week a middle-ranking officer of the Salvation Army, who gave up a well-paid job to devote his life to the poor, attempted to convince me that homosexuality is a mortal sin.

Sky Lopez Finds God

I first talked to her in January 2000. She was a wild child, hanging out with Chuck Martino at the time. She became a Vivid girl and then had a falling out with Marci Hirsch.

Sky writes on MySpace:

Aloha, some call me Sky Lopez, "but you can call me Springbreak!" You might know me from the adult industry. You may have seen me in Playboy Magazine, Penthouse, Club, XXL, Revolver, Playboy TV, E-Channel, VH1 or many other places. I am no longer in the Adult Industry because I found the Lord last May and have been on a Christian walk. I am by no means perfect or sinless (who is but God?) but I do try everyday to build my relationship with him and to be a better person.

On her blog, Sky writes:

SAY THIS SLOWLY: Jesus----I----Love-----You-----and------Need-----You---- Repost this within 5 minutes and a miracle will happen tonight.

A Porn Star Remembers

Shelley Lubben (what was her stage name?) writes on her website:

As my painful journey progressed, I became involved in the adult film industry. I learned I could make easy money and it was more legal than prostitution. I went with the idea that I'd only do a movie or two but the producer saw I had powerful appeal in front of the camera and suddenly I was doing professional adult films. The moment I was in front of the camera I felt I had finally found my stage to perform. I could hear the devil say, "See Shelley, I will make you famous and THEN everyone will love you." A powerful dark force enabled me to perform at intense levels only to come off the high and find myself shattered from the shame and degradation. I risked my life almost becoming infected with the AIDS virus like other porn stars did. I played a crazy and deadly game of Russian roulette with my life. The industry did not and still does NOT enforce condom usage so STD's and HIV were and are still a risk among porn actors and actresses. Last year in May, 2004, The Adult Industry Medical Health Care Foundation (AIMHCF), which does monthly voluntary testing of porn performers for HIV, announced that five pornography “actors” had tested positive for the AIDS virus. I was luckier than those actors. God had spared me from contracting HIV. I did however catch herpes, a non-curable sexually transmitted disease. God used herpes to wake me up. But I wanted to end my my life. At the time I caught herpes, I had no help and no one to help me deal with the disease. But since AIM came on the scene, the organization has lowered some of the spread of HIV in the adult industry, and has certainly increased awareness among performers. But the truth remains, porn actors continue to risk their lives and the lives of others. Nothing is more devastating than to receive a positive test for a sexually transmitted disease. For me, it was the final blow.

I tried to kill myself. I swallowed several bottles of prescription pills and sliced my wrists but it seemed no matter what I did, I couldn't die. So I turned off the pain and became a lifeless zombie. Then there were times the pain and trauma would surface and I'd throw fits of rage, yelling and breaking things. I was mad at God, hated myself and hated my parents. Only alcohol and drugs could soothe my pain. I cried out to Jesus to help me and tried to give up my lifestyle but within a week I'd be back in the vicious cycle again. I lost all hope and hated my life.

Dear Useless Dirt Merchant Fluke Bored

JMT writes: "Gosh, Luke, how do you find the strength to carry on under the crushing weight of this meat puppet's scathing disapproval? Would you be tempted to do yourself in, were it not for the love and support of your life-partner, Monstar?"

Joe writes: "Dear Santa, Please give Kurt Lockwood a life. He needs one even more than the people affected by Hurricane Katrina."

Adult Book By Malcolm Knox

I got an acknowledgement in this book for my prodigious efforts on behalf of humanity.

I emailed the author some questions. He replies:

I had a feeling word would get to you eventually. I thanked you in the book (and thank you now) for all the material on your encyclopaedic website. It doesn't matter to me how much is true and how much is myth - what I find interesting is the whole shadow industry around adult that informs and reflects what's going on in other industries and other places. I haven't looked at it all that much lately, but when I was putting together the book your work was both entertaining and hugely helpful.

Now, to your questions. I hope some of this is useful:

>First, and most important, what has gone wrong with Australia's test team?

I think it's more what's gone right with the English team. Our team has grown fat and lazy by pummeling weak opposition - they've been dropping a lot of catches for two years but getting away with it - so it was only a matter of time before a good opponent would make them pay. This England team - not the batsmen so much as the bowlers - is extremely talented and has been aided by some good (Australian!) coaches (Rod Marsh, Troy Cooley). It's all downhill for Australia from here. Warne and McGrath are the heart and soul of the team, and they're 36 and 35. Only two players are under 30. England, who only have one player over 30, might hold the Ashes for a while now.

>What provoked you to write this book?

Initially I wanted to write a kind of huge documentary novel about porn, including a Reuben Sturman character at the top, working its way down through producers, distributors, even the guy who drives the truck, the camera operator, the performers/models, right down to the owner of the sex shop and at the very end the consumer. I did a first draft of the novel in that shape about five years ago. It didn't really work - turned out that the character I was most interested in was the man at the end, the last link of the chain. He never really gets written about seriously, and he's the ultimate reason for the whole thing existing, and there are millions of him out there. That kind of magic in the transmission of how a porn film, say, is made into what enters the head and heart of the man using it - and a 67-year-old doctor discovering hardcore porn for the first time in his life in some office 10,000 miles away - is what interested me. So he meets the porn star in the end, with interesting results.

>What did you love and hate about writing this book?

To be honest, when I look at this book I wonder Who the hell wrote this? Was it me? Am I that sick bastard? I love writing and I suppose I loved pushing myself beyond my imaginative limits. I also love rewriting and the whole craftsmanship of editing and improving it too. What I hated was showing the first draft to my wife (she cried, she was so disgusted) and also showing the final book to my parents, which was totally weird. (My dad really liked it. (It's not based on him, luckily.) My mum didn't finish it and has never said a word about it and I'm afraid to ask.)

>What's the greatest cricket match you've seen in person?

Easy: Australia v West Indies, Barbados 1999. (WI won by one wicket)
Australia v South Africa, Port Elizabeth 1997. (Aus won by two wickets)

> What do you learn about Australians by looking at their cricket?

Players: That they're hard on the outside but just as insecure and brittle as anyone else on the inside.

Fans: That they're intensely loyal and patriotic and don't cope well with losing. (Although I have to say the reaction to losing the Ashes has been pretty gracious - most of us accept that England was the better team.)

Who is this Mark Kramer [LFP's Head of Production] ?

Flux writes on XPT:

Mark Kramer was on Eon McKai's call sheet for Neu Wave as the A.D.

He shows up late the first day. First off, he barges in on Joanna Angel in the bathroom and closes the door. A few minutes later, Joanna comes out crying. He yells at everybody, frequently disappears from set for hours at a time, and falls asleep on the couch in the middle of shooting. During Pretty Girls, Mark gropes Joanna more than once.

The next day he shows up late again, and leaves early. He freaks out on Molly in makeup as soon as he walks through the door. Mark insists that the grips get food when it's hours before lunch time and no one else gets fed, even though the food is being purchased with the budget money. Again, he disappears to his car several times for long periods of time. But of course he composes himself well when Dustin Flynt stops by set.

The third day Mark only shows up for a few hours at the most in the middle of the day. Luke F-rd was on set that day, so that had to be making him nervous.

The last day he never makes an appearance until nearly midnight and it's only for a few minutes. This guy was anything but an A.D. He was just a major pain in the ass. What's up with Mark Kramer?

Kramer was doing drugs in his car during the shoot. He tried to extort money from the movie (made for four times McKai's normal budget).

A source writes: "I hear that more and more members of the production staff are attempting to get in on the gravy train of kick backs. Employees that have been the system the longest have learned the treacherous habits of those before them and will stop at nearly nothing to get their piece of the pie. If they only knew how closely they are being watched by the "group". If they aren't sweating yet, they will be...they will be..."

Kramer denied this to his higher-ups at LFP. He says that McKai didn't spend his budget and offered him a bribe.

I asked McKai for comment. He didn't have any. I emailed Kramer.

Kramer is LFP's Head of Production. He's Eon McKai's boss.

At the end of the shoot, Kramer expected an envelope of cash. He said he had to be paid in cash. McKai got in a huge fight with Kramer on-set in front of about 30 people. McKai claimed that Kramer hadn't been an A.D. That Eon hadn't had an A.D. the whole shoot.

The whole set united against Kramer. Mark got paid in cash enclosed in Swindle magazine. But he was screamed at for not being an A.D. while taking an A.D.'s money.

I call Joanna Angel at 6pm Tuesday.

Luke: "You sound sleepy."

Joanna: "I'm not doing that well. I'm just annoyed.

"Mark Kramer hired me at LFP to make a movie [Joanna's Angels]. He yelled at me a lot. I'm pretty sure that's his job -- to yell a lot. I thought he yelled at me about things that were a bit unnecessary. It was kinda stressful all summer because I never knew what the right thing to do was. He'd never tell me what the right format was. I just know that whatever format I handed in was wrong. Every week or so there was a phone call from him to yell at me that what I was doing was wrong.

"I felt like, ok, I understand that this is my first time making a movie... But sometimes he just yelled to yell. He wasn't doing anything productive.

"I was nervous to be on set with him. It made me uncomfortable when he'd say to Eon, 'Why did you let your friends direct this movie?' He made things tough between me and Eon. Mark Kramer made me look like I was Eon's stupid friend."

Luke: "What was he doing when he closed the door on you in the bathroom?"

Mark: "I'm really emotional. Most people aren't as attached to their pornos as I am. I spent all summer making this movie and it hurt my feelings that Mark Kramer yelled at me about it and he didn't even watch it. Not once did I ever hear, 'Good job,' or even 'Bad job.'

"I saw him and I had all these things in my head that I wanted to say. He came into the bathroom to talk to me. I didn't know what to say, so I just started crying.

"I know he used to have a crush on me."

Luke: "Was he groping you?"

Joanna: "He wasn't groping me in the bathroom."

Luke: "Was he groping you during the pretty girls?"

Joanna: "He just grabbed my boobs and said, 'Are these real?' I said yes, and pushed his hands down."

Luke: "I guess he was just doing his job."

Joanna: "It's not a big deal. It just kinda sucks to not be respected as a director there. I feel like it effected the way everybody [at LFP] treated me. The whole office. Everybody listens to the boss. Because he decided I was an idiot, he told everybody else I was an idiot, and so they treated me like an idiot."

Luke: "With Kurt Lockwood, were you inserting your fingers certain places?"

Joanna laughs. "Yes, I did. He said he liked it. I had to give the boy what he wanted.

I can't believe the fingers that caress my face have been up Kurt Lockwood's bum.

"Making Joanna's Angels has been one big emotional experience. It shouldn't be like that. We make porno because there's no emotions in it.

"Today I found out they changed the boxcover, which sucks.

"Did you party with Jesse Jane last night?"

Luke: "Yeah, we did a few lines of coke."

Joanna: "You and Jesse Jane?"

Luke: "Just kidding."

Joanna: "Did you tell her that I want to make-out with her?"

Luke: "I forgot."

Joanna: "You said you were going to make this happen."

Luke: I can't believe Mark Kramer touched your bosom.

Joanna: "If he would've just asked. I'm not that opposed to people touching my bosom. But people should ask first."

Luke: "What kind of world do we live in?"

Joanna: "He told me that my movie didn't pass QC (Quality Control) because there was too much violence in the movie. Rough sex."

Luke: "Rough sex on you?"

Joanna: "Does that offend you?"

Luke: "My little darling getting treated like a rag doll. It's ok when it's some random dirty whore, but this is my little Jo, yeshiva-born-and-bred."

Joanna giggle. "I'm sorry but my friend is showing me her butt.

"He said he doesn't like that stuff in his movies because he's a gentle man."

Luke: "I guess Mark Kramer and I have the same tastes."

Joanna: "You both like nice soft movies like Pirates."

Keiko writes to Eon McKai on XPT:

I'm going to dare to ask why you haven't shot me again. I dare you to say it's because I've gotten fat. I simply dare you. All 116 lbs of my being has been at once thrown into helping you make it in this biz by getting you a make up artist who can do what you want her too, in finding you girls that would make your authentic theme seem like the real deal, in providing wardrobe for your first film. And then to be left on the side of the highway like that one lonely shoe. All 116 lbs have tried to cleanse themselves of the stain of being associated with an over thirty obese wannabe with a third grade education and airs but no courage, no conviction, no class and no respect for the people who try to give him a hand up in creating something that could be wonderful (I wouldn't know for sure, I still haven't gotten my copy that's been promised to me for nearly a year now). So as soon as you stop taking your self so damn seriously (cause the rest of us don't) you'll find that people will like you better, your films will turn out better and the rest of this will all fade like a bad memory.

Pirates XXX Premiere At The Egyptian Theater On 6712 Hollywood Blvd

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Email Luke the missing picture IDs. Peter Stokes Reports. Gram Ponante Reports. Monstar Reports.

It was a great night for the porn industry. For a few hours, we felt like real movie people attending a real movie premiere at a real theatre.

I'd been looking forward to this event for weeks. I even skipped a promising football game between Atlanta and Philadelphia.

I heard press were coming at 5pm and the rest of the guests at 7pm.

I parked for free on DeLongpre (I'm willing to walk miles to save a few bucks) and hiked up to Highland and Hollywood, dragging along a copy of Anne Lamott's book on writing (stuffed in the back of my pants, luckily I have no bum), just in case things became boring.

The Egyptian is just like a real Hollywood premiere. There are pirates singing and a man breathing fire. Adella and company have head sets. The chicks are young, hot and plentiful.

I hang with my bud Monstar, who has Jill Kelly tattooed on his wrist. "Now that's devotion," he says.

The whole gang is here -- Mike Ramone, Peter Stokes and Peter Warren from AVN, ex-AVNers Carly Milne, Tod Hunter, Gram Ponante, photographers Richie, Gordon, Dr X, and some mainstream press such as Variety's Dana Harris. Playboy has a big crew with Gary Grey and hostess Andrea Lowell. They're shooting for a sex news show tentatively called Bang.

Digital Playground contract girl Devon does not show. Teagan doesn't either, but she's seven months pregnant.

The movie runs over four hours with ten sex scenes, which are heavily edited down in this production which runs two hours. About 75% of the crowd sits through the whole thing, cheering at the money shots and the humor.

Some of the photographers are forward and affectionate (Duke Hunter, Gordon) with the girl and others stand back (me, Richie). Gordon would as soon drop a load on a girl's face as take her picture (he fills in on some shoots, such as Brandon Irons' protein-rich productions).

I hear there were cost-overruns on the joint project between Digital Playground and Adam & Eve. An A&E source says that when A&E budget for a movie, they always come in exact, but DP has a different style -- they're going to keep spending until they get it just right.

I talk to Joone, co-owner of Digital Playground and the director of Pirates XXX, Tuesday afternoon.

Joone: "There was never tension between us and Adam & Eve. We went a little bit over what we thought we were going to be because we had to go to Florida to shoot some of the scenes. It was way talked-through in advance. We've had nothing but smooth-sailing with Adam & Eve."

Luke: "I heard there was tension with the owners of the HMS Bounty and they didn't realize an Adult movie was being shot on there?"

Joone: "It wasn't the HMS Bounty. I can't comment on the boat. Part of our agreement was that we wouldn't mention which boat we shot on. They knew everything. The problem was the city we were shooting in. The city people didn't like porno people in their city. No sex was shot in Florida. There was nothing but dialogue. They were getting very upset that 15-16 year old girls were recognizing Evan. I was thinking, 'How the hell do they know Evan?' I didn't know how popular he was until I walked through an airport with him."

Luke: "I heard some members of the crew were owed money and a wardrobe lady was owed $7,000?"

Joone: "Not at all. The wardrobe lady, Stephanie, was there last night. Everyone has gotten paid."

Luke: "I heard that identical props in your movie were used in five [gonzo] Metro movies?"

Joone: "Correct. I'm having a problem there now. I wanted to wait until the premiere was done. The studio we chose for the production... We had our meeting before. We decided we were going to build original sets, which we wanted to pay for. It was understood that once we finished shooting, those sets were going to be destroyed because they were our sets. This was all agreed on.

"Right after we finished shooting, our sets were taken and used in a bunch of Metro movies. I didn't find out about it until I saw some pictures from those movies. They tried to make a quick buck, I guess."

Luke: "Is there anything you can do about that?"

Joone: "Yes."

Joanna Angel Update

With the power out around Los Angeles, I call my little girl.

Joanna, driving around Chatsworth looking for a way to get to Pasadena: "My mom was worried. She said, 'They're not going to print that anywhere, are they?' I said, no, never."

Luke: "Did Kurt Lockwood treat you like a lady on Friday?"

Joanna laughs. "I think I treated him like a lady."

Luke: "What does that mean?"

Joanna: "I don't feel like going into it."

Kurt Lockwood responds to my email inquiry:

Dear Useless Dirt Merchant Fluke Bored:

VCA director Eon McKai told me it was the hottest scene in the movie so go ask him. Now please stop e-mailing me. I mean, it's every week now you gotta send me another lame gossip inquiry? Seriously, it's borderline stalking. If I wanna correspond with the village idiot I'll write a letter to the President. Your schoolgirl obsession with me has gotten kinda creepy. Don't you have some poor, new, would-be porn starlet's drug use to exploit for banner revenue? Ugh, even responding to you makes feel like I'm gonna be sick. Get a real job, bitch.

Joanna: "Some guy at Wicked, Jackie, wanted to meet me. They told me I was cool. I don't know if that means he wants to shoot me or not.

"He said, 'I think I read about you somewhere.' I said it was probably on lukeisback.

"I think you and my mom get on pretty well. She likes you better than she likes me.

"I went to Eon's house [over the weekend] and drank some beer. We had a little wrap-party."

Luke: "Did you discuss the fine points of directing?"

Joanna: "Yeah, we did. That's all we talked about. And only the fine points."

Luke: "Making up a shot list."

Joanna: "Exactly."

Luke: "I liked how your mother blamed your father."

Joanna: "That's what mothers like to do. I'll take all the blame."

Luke: "I'll see you tonight at the Pirates premiere. Tonight, tonight, tonight, we'll make it right, tonight."

Power Outage Disrupts My Interview With October Penthouse Pet Melissa Jacobs

I call her at 1pm PST.

She says that as a kid she wanted to become a tightrope walker. "For a long time, I wanted to do something in the medical field like nursing. I ended up falling into accounting [she plans to graduate with her AA in a year].

"I bet if you asked somebody I went to highschool with about what I'm doing now, they wouldn't be surprised. I was that wild girl. I've always been a free spirit and all about having fun. I was in theatre and anything that got me out there in front of the public eye.

"I submitted my photos to Penthouse.com. Stacy [Valentine], who's in charge of model recruitment for Penthouse, contacted me and had me set up for a test shoot. They brought me out to LA. It turned out so they brought me back for a possible Pet of the Month spot.

"It's put a lot more travel into my life. I've seen places that I've never gone to before. I'm getting recognized in places... The other day I was in the gas station and he knew I looked familiar but he couldn't exactly say where. I laughed because I knew.

"It's funny how uptight some people can be. They don't want to let you know that they know. I'm an exhibitionist. I'm proud of my body. I'm not embarrassed in the least and so I wouldn't expect people to be embarrassed if they look at my photos.

"Accounting and modeling is two separate worlds. It hasn't affected [her accounting work] too much. My boss knows what I'm doing. She was really excited when I told her. I wasn't expecting that. I've been blessed with having everyone being really supportive.

"It's possible that it could hurt me down the road, but I'm willing to take the chance because there are a million accounting jobs out there. There's going to be somebody who wants me to work for them and understand that just because I've posed nude doesn't mean I'm not intelligent.

"My love life? I'd think it'd probably make me a pretty popular person.

"It's common for people to think that they understand me from reading my bio in the magazine and looking at the pictures. I realize that and I'm more than willing to explain myself but I can't see it hurting me.

"I'm single. I'm having fun. I'm young. I'm not looking to pick one particular man to spend my life with.

"My mom was not surprised at all [when Melissa posed for Penthouse] because I was doing promotions around the area [Melissa lives in Wisconsin] with radio stations. I told her what my goals were with Penthouse. She knew even before I submitted my photos. She stood behind me 100%. I've got two younger sisters. They think I'm the coolest thing. We're not as conservative as some families are. I can't say that they've seen inside the magazine. I sent them copies of my headshots. My mom called me up as soon as the issue came out and she congratulated me."

Power around Los Angeles goes out at 1:08pm and stops my interview.

Changes At Oprano.com

Oprano, the Webmaster board for serious business, was up until recently co-owned by Nickatilynx and Gonzo. Gonzo has decided that he can not maintain the time needed for Oprano and is hanging up his owners hat to concentrate on his other projects. As a result we would like to announce Nickatilynx is now the sole owner of Oprano.

James DiGiorgio Vs. Eon McKai Vs. Rob Longshot

Director JimmyD writes on XPT:

i'm draggd into a cyber-pissing contest. i feel so special. i guess i won't need my geritol/prunes/nitroglycerine today as you guys got my heart pumping and by bowels moving. thanks! i might even toss my oxygen tank! life is good.

let me set the record straight on something: i didn't feel "dissed" on that set. in fact, i couldn't feel "dissed" on that set cuz that would require me to actually give a f--- if anyone actually made some lame attempt to "diss" me. and if i did--give a f--- that is--i would probly have been motivated to become truly an obnoxious and distracting, out-of-line, geezer cuz that's how i can be sometimes.

i will say i was mildly amused on that set. it's always amusing to me when people take the making of their porn so artistically and self-inflatingly serious, and when they're acting like they're breaking new ground and doing things no one's done before even tho it was done--by myself and more than a few others--years ago. it was like an alt.porn sitcom with no one on that crew truly having a clue what they were doing. i'm guessing the production budget of that movie being in the ten grand or less range cuz i sure didn't see much being spent on... well, on much of anything. either that or someone did some serious pocket-stuffing.

but what do i know? i've only shot upwards of 3000 scenes, directed a few hundred flicks and edited that number or more other flicks shot by other guys.

you guys might remember i was only there because i had to deliver the girl to this piece-of-shit little rat-n-roach infested warehouse space in the "la bomba" district of down-town LA so she could work on a $3 set that could have been contstructed in a corner of anyone's garage in the valley. and because it was in downtown, i had to hang out and wait for the girl. a rather long wait, i might add. i even left and came back and, altho i was gone a few hours, it seemed like nothing much in the way of progress had taken place. i suppose cuz true "art" was being made.

but such is the way of porn sets where little or no experience is in evidence... crew-wise, that is.

amateur porn with an attempt at a pop culture hook. ya gotta love it!

dood! whutz wit the thrd grade speling? is illiteracy a street kred thing tooo?

Bikini Brawl Report

Tara writes:

I went to the Bikini Brawl charity event in Van Nuys at Shenanigans and it was totally odd. It was supposed to start at 5pm and I got there at 5:25 and nothing was happening. The weirdest part was trying to get in and just buy a ticket. I approached the building and this paramilitary-soldier type guy in sunglasses (he had on a turtleneck sweater, some fake looking Barney Fife police badge, and holster with a gun in it) came up to me and said,'Can I help you?' I told him I'd like to buy a ticket to the event and that I'd like to take photos for a news story.

We went throught the rigmarole of who are you, who are you shooting for, etc, and then he passed me off to another paramilitary type, who made me go through the same thing and asked for a card. He escorted me inside and passed me off the manager who took me to the VIP area and told me that was the only area where I could photograph, that I couldn't photograph the house dancers or patrons, I could only photograph the porn stars. That was all fine with me, but where were the porn stars advertised as coming to the event? I only saw two in the audience, Jasmine Byrne and male friend and Reina Leoni and hubby Joe Friday. I asked Reina if she was in the Bikini Brawl and she made a face and said,'no'.

There was a rep from Playboy TV who was seated in the same area as me and he had boxes of DVDS, which I presumed to be giveaways. We chatted a bit and at 6pm, he asked me,'There is supposed to be a Bikini Brawl today, right?' I told him yes, but it was an hour after the supposed start time. Some more photographers showed up and they were sat in a different area. Later, one of them came over and said,'You'd better come with us, because the manager is going to tell us where we can photograph.' I thought to myself,'I though that was already established.' I followed him and the other photographers and manager to a back area. Once we got to the area, the manager apologized for 'forgetting me' and put his arm around me. He smelled like alcohol.

RaVen responds:

This letter is straight from the heart. I'm not going to b.s. anyone or make false claims. I'm deeply sorry for the cancellation of the Bikini Brawl charity event this past Saturday and now it's time for me to tell it straight from my own mouth, me, raVen, the executive producer of Bikini Brawl.

As most of you know Bikini Brawl has been around since 2003. This past February we shot our 1st indoor event at VIP Showgirls. Minus some timing issues the show went over very well and there were no problems with the location. This past August we shot inside again but this time in Arcadia at a different club and yet another it was another successful night. Both locations are very corporate locations and we came to a mutual agreement when it came to a location, legal, filming and liability release contracts. Just how we do with every venue we run. No exceptions and no issues, drama or problems at all. So now it's September 2005. A tragic event happened in the south. We put together an event to raise money for the hurricane relief funds. We found a location willing to host this special night. We teamed with Dane Productions and did massive porn and mainstream media blitz. So much to the fact we had the t.v. show Extra, and 3 local news channels willing to cover the event and that is a small percentage of media that was attending overall. I personally was embarrassed of all the media coverage but very much appreciate it as this was for a good cause and NOT for Bikini Brawl.

The day of the event went like this. Well the night before the show my business partner and our lawyer discussed all legal details with the manager / co-owner. After a 1hr meeting all was well and ready to go. We just had to change 1 name on the location contract which was not a big deal. On the day of the show I arrived at the location at 2:30pm to find out the location now has an issue with the location contract. They had this contract for over a week and even after going over the contract for 1hr the night before they now claim they had an issue. I hand an extra one available and they flat out denied the contract which was created by 2 lawyers of 2 different strip clubs and our lawyer. So pretty much this is a base contract / agreement that is used everywhere. I was also told that there was an issue with porn stars being on our show and they wanted to limit the girls on what could be done. I found that very odd seeing I sent the names of our talent the week before the show and they had access to our web site to see what we were all about. Well the manager / co-owner who we were dealing with for a week decided no to talk to me at all when that person arrived. Not hello, f--- you or anything. So I was dealing with a security guard and the other co-owner. I was then given an agreement / release by the location that stated they wanted restrictions in the show and they would want some say over what was shot and what could be used. I'm sorry but this is a strip club and not my distribution company. Obviously just like every location we have been to, we do not make the location look bad in any way if something didn't go right.

So after calling my business partner (who was in Baltimore for business) and talking to our lawyer I walked outside and called over Annie Cruz, Jack Lawrence, Alana Evans and Trina Michaels to talk. I told them the story and they were very understandable about not shooting at this location. So with the agreement of my talent, business partner and lawyer, I pulled the event. In my eyes from a legal aspect on my business and personal end and for a comfortable environment for my talent and crew, everyone agreed that this was the right thing to do. It really sucked because this was a charity event, but if my talent and crew would not feel comfortable doing the show then how am I to let it go on? Now I know a few employees of the location had negative things to say about me and the talent but let them be.

I personally will not tell you to never go to this location but I'm sure you know my feeling about that place. I will also not mention the location by name in this letter but if you know where this was to be held then you know the location. I can not stop the press, talent or crew to say anything they'd like about the location as they all have the right of free speech. What are you to do and how are you to feel when the manager / co-owner tells you every day for 1 week that our location agreement looks good and there are no issues and then 2hrs before the show they change their minds. I really feel bad that this event could not happen as I'm a strong believer in helping those in need who are suffering from the hurricane. I can say that this show is not cancelled by any means as it is just postponed to a different day and definitely a different location.

I really want to thank the press for publishing the info about this event. I also want to thank my crew for their time and a major thanks to Dane Productions, Alana Evans, Annie Cruz, Jack Lawrence, Amber Peach, Trina Michaels, Katie Gold, and Katie Morgan for introducing me to Katie Gold. For those of you who don't know I come form the mainstream world and for the past 3 years I have been very accepted by the porn world and I personally want to thank everyone I have met on my journey into this industry. We will present a charity event for the hurricane victims and once everything is written / set in stone the whole world will know when and where it will happen.

Red Light District Fundraiser For Red Cross Katrina Relief

Taylor Kurtis and her boyfriend Johnny Barraco Taylor, Johnny Taylor, Johnny Nikita Lea, David Gorman Nikita, David Nikita, David, Johnny, Taylor Nikita, David, Johnny, Taylor Sunny Lane Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny, Taylor Sunny, Taylor Ariel, Michael Kryger Taylor, Ariel Taylor, Ariel Ariel, Michael, Taylor Kevin, Lisa Marie Kevin, Lisa Marie Hillary Scott, Leah Luv Hillary, Leah Hillary, Leah Hillary, Leah Hillary, Leah Monstar and his brother Monstar, bro Quincy, Monstar, bro Hillary Scott Leah, Hillary Leah, Hillary Leah, Hillary Jelena Jensen

All of Saturday night's proceeds go to the Red Cross for Katrina relief. "However much money we make tonight (tickets are $15 and there are 600 DVDs for sale)," says promoter Johnny Barraco, "The Forbidden City (the club hosting tonight) and David Joseph (owner of Red Light District) will match the funds."

Johnny says he might be taking his Pornutopia events (he's done six) to Japan. He'll take about ten American porn stars, including his girlfriend Taylor Kurtis.

I hear Bob Guccione Jr is starting a hardcore magazine.

A former VP at Playboy TV, Steve Taibor, says his last paycheck there bounced.

David Gorman (formerly with Hustler Video) comes in with his girlfriend Nikita Lea. She asks me if this is a porn party. I say yes. She punches him. "I told you I don't want to go to anymore porn parties."

"You want to go home?" he asks.

She says no. Now that they're here, they might as well drink.

Harry Mohney has just opened 40 clubs in Europe. At the opening night in Paris, the strippers were having sex with the customers.

Harry is good friends with Larry Flynt. At dinner the other night, Larry told Harry, 'You have more money then I'll ever have." Harry just smiled.

I chat with blonde model Ariel, 22, and her husband of a year Michael Kryger (he's friends with Don Benn). They met when Ariel did a spanking and blowjob movie for him in Pennsylvania. After the work was finished, Michael (who's 43 and been divorced twice) asked her out.

They're swingers.

Michael shoots porn for various people. He even shot a couple of scenes for Max Hardcore.

Ariel's been in porn a year but only done four movies because she's highly selective and since her marriage she's only done girl-girl.

Luke to Ariel: "He brought you into the industry?"

Michael: "No."

Ariel: "Yes you did. You brought me further in."

Michael: "She came to me to shoot for me."

Ariel: "He spanked my ass red. He put me over his knee and made me act like a little girl and ask for punishment."

Michael: "I asked her afterwards if she'd like to go to dinner sometime and she actually said yes."

Ariel: "I lived three hours away and he drove all the way out. There are so many girls in porn. Why are you coming to my house? He had a girlfriend at the time."

Michael: "No. I'd broken up with her."

After a few dates, Ariel moved in with him and healed his broken heart.

Luke: "How come you guys got married so quickly?"

Ariel: "He said to me, 'Do you love me?' I said yes. He said, 'Then you'll marry me.' I said yes."

Michael has two kids Ariel's age. Ariel says they like her (they don't know she does porn).

Michael tells his kids he shoots wedding videos. Before porn, he was an industrial designer. "I got into porn making silicone dildos. I shot video of the girls using them for advertising. People liked the way I shot video.

"I swore I would never get married again. I was a single dad for ten years. I had the life every man would want [shooting porn]. Then she walked in my door and I said, 'This is different.'"

Ariel: "His ex-wife called him up and said, 'Michael, how is it to be married to a 22-year old?"

Ariel had one bad experience when she came to LA to shoot but she won't divulge the details. "I'm picky about who I work with."

Luke: "Why?"

Michael: "She has standards."

Luke: "She's a porn girl."

Michael: "No she's not. She's a lady."

Ariel: "That's ok honey."

Ariel, who says she's been with about 20 guys in her life, says Michael is always with her when she's working.

Luke to Ariel: "How often do you bring a girl home?"

Ariel: "About every two weeks."

Michael: "But we don't keep kosher."

Ariel was raised a Baptist. "I was taught that pornography was bad and that I would go to hell for it. Part of the religion teaches that God will forgive you. So hey, God will forgive this."

I hear Aria (one of the founders of Porn Star Karaoke) found God and that's why she left porn and escorting a few months ago.

Ariel hasn't tried to bring Michael (who was raised an Orthodox Jew in Canada and speaks a little Hebrew and Yiddish) to Jesus.

"I don't go to synagogue anymore and I love my sushi," he says.

Luke: "Why don't you keep the Sabbath?"

Michael: "Because Friday night is the best night for her to bring home girls."

Luke: "Have you ever been in prison?"

Michael: "Only once in a holding cell for five hours with a bunch of Mexicans. For immigration. I was out of status temporarily."

Ariel: "I came out in the September 2005 issue of Hustler. All my sister's friends called her. She said to me, 'I thought you were done with that. That you're not doing that anymore.' I'm like, 'That was shot a year ago. It just came out now.'

"When I walk into my hometown, all the guys are like, 'Hey, how's it going?'

"I'm coming out in Hustler's Beaver Hunt, the Christmas edition."

Luke: "Your parents must be so proud."

Ariel: "My mother is so pissed off. She wants me to dye my hair brown to go to her wedding. She's afraid that people will recognize me. People are calling my house and my sister and saying they recognize me."

Ariel says her dad left when she was seven.

"[Porn] kinda had to do with an ex-boyfriend. He told me that I was not that sexy. He was a porn addict. He loved porn girls. He would read porn magazines. I thought, 'Omigod, he obviously thinks they're cuter than me.' So I thought, 'I'll show him.'"

Michael: "Don Benn is going to spank you when you get home."

Ariel: "Don's going to kill me. Everybody warned me about you. You said that Trinity Page is stupid."

Luke: "I never said that. I don't call people stupid. I don't own l-keford.com.

"Did your dad tell you that he loves you?"

Ariel: "Yeah. He's like, 'You know that I love you guys.' But then he leaves."

Ariel first had sex at 14. "I wasn't a ho until I turned 19.

"I thought that when you got into porn, you could just f--- and have orgasms and have a good time all over the place. I didn't know that your agent had to know this person and that person. I just don't like the politics. I wish your could just spread your legs."

Luke: "What are the joys and sorrows of having a relationship within the porn industry?"

Ariel: "That's really deep."

Luke: "I'm a really deep person."

Ariel: "This is porn. It's supposed to be light and airy."

Luke: "Not me. I'm deep and dark."

Michael: "Remember the darkness."

Ariel: "I haven't had any sorrows."

Michael: "You'll be crying tomorrow [when she reads this]."

Ariel: "Oh no, I've met Luke.

"When it comes to women f------ my husband, I don't care. I like to see women f------ my husband."

Monstar says to me, "Why do you pretend to focus? You know it is going to turn out blurry."

Solo Girl Site Craze Finished?

Translation writes on GFY: "A few very fortunate people caught lightning in a bottle and made a mint, and kudos to them. but i have a feeling there are 2000 asshat webmasters out there feverishly working on a solo girl site, thinking they are going to be the next jayman/raven and i just don't think its going to happen. the net is so saturated with solo girls now, its just played out."

Content Producer writes: "They are not finished and never will be. There will always be fresh new surfers and fresh new girls turning 18."

WOJ writes: "Solo girl sites are not any more saturated than normal paysites."

Danni Ashe's Danni.com was one of the first solo girl sites.

Billy Watson writes:

Everytime you think there's "too many" solo sites, think how many people are really excited, on a daily basis, cause they just got their first
1) computer and internet connection
2) first VISA card in their name
3) first apartment they can sit around and beat off in without getting caught...

WORLDWIDE. And every girl, for the most part, will intrigue someone, somewhere, enough to cough up the dough and pull the trigger and join the site...the tricky part, of course, is finding that one girl that pulls the most triggers.

I hand it to Steve [Lightspeed] with Tawny. I remember the first time I saw her, and I was lik DAMN...if I wasn't in this biz, I'd join!

Paul Markham writes:

It's not finished, but it is tougher to get started. We get a lot of enquiries from guys who are frankly idiots who think stick up a site with 50 sets or videos of a girl and you will make a fortune. They want it at a price that no one good will work for or if they did the job would be crap, they are picking the wrong girls, some even think a top model like GRACE will sign an exclusive for less than $,1000 a week and we will not shoot her for other people for the $5,000 they want to give us. No the solo girl site market is alive and kicking, but if you want to compete you have to compete on the level Steve has established. Consider you are selling to guys who have been a member of his sites and then think of what you need to do to compete.

Luke's Story V

From the Luke F-rd Fan Blog:

By agreeing to appear as a p-rn expert on 60 Minutes, L-ke Ford quite consciously "outed" himself before millions of television viewers. Mr Ford had been carefully maintaining the fiction that he was a successful Hollywood investigative reporter, having left behind the sordid world of p-rn journalism. This is not to suggest that Mr Ford, moral leader and role model that he is, ever lied about his return to naughty writing. But he certainly made no effort to correct people when they mistakenly referred to him as an "ex-p-rn gossip." I suppose there's some scriptural basis for being economical with unpleasant truths, but I'm not yet at the point in my religious studies where I can cite the relevant Biblical passages.

My repeated transgressions of L-ke Ford's "Two Worlds" dictate, which states that his sacred and profane interests must be kept strictly separate, have been the source of much conflict. Mr Ford has vigorously requested that I refrain from discussing his p-rn blog or his other questionable activities (elicit drug use, violent assaults, sexual dalliances with older married women and prostitutes, etc., etc.). My blog, he advises, should be a positive, uplifting place, dedicated solely to explicating the theological insights of the Great L-ke Ford. To which my response has always been: "Yeah whatever, dude."

Where Do Porn Starlets Go When They Retire?

BigBobxxx wrote on ADT:

(1) Dance at the local stripclubs
(2) Feature dance touring
(3) Escorting
(4) Move behind the camera
(5) Start their own websites
(6) Make at least two cumbacks.

Then there are those that go straight:
(7) Get a "normal" job
(8) Go to school and get a degree (and get a better job)
(9) Get married and have kids

European porn star Terri Summers writes:

I will be doing milf shoots after i dont look young enough anymore, then dirty housewives, then horny grandmas.. By that time i will be stretched anough to do the then trendy dp with triple anal and triple vaginal and i will be making porno movies all my life!!!But when i get really to old, i will be going to the special retirement home for pornstarlets, where we will talk about the old days, and complain about the new starlets.

European ex-porn star Dolly Golden writes:

I staid in the porno business for 5 years ; I worked everywhere in the world and when I quit the business, I had the same problem ! What am I going to do now ? Because in France,it's not like in USA... You don't become very rich doing porno... Not rich enough to stop working definitly so... I have my website, I'm dancing in clubs and I try to find something interessing to do ! When you taste porno, it's very hard to do something else but you have to !

Prometeus writes:

A Danish porn-starlet..Katja Kean...has tried - so far unsuccessfully - to shake off the porn-stigma and "brand" herself as a "real" actress in sit-coms etc. It seems, however, that she's finally accepted that people in DK will always connect her with porn. She's designed some sort of lingerie-clothing line. I don't know how it's doing.

Keiko Vs Eon McKai

She writes on XPT:

Yes, Art School is MY Movie, even though I got gypped $700 and only got a postage stamp sized pic on the cover, it's my movie. Even though I had to beg to wear black in the film and nearly stabbed you for the over use of the word EMO (which technically isn't a word) I had fun shooting it, even though the basement was flooded and the classroom was 160* and it was 45 min away from home, I had fun. I worked with Felix (who is SO Goth, lemme tell you) and Talon (again gothyer than thou, smell the sarcasm). I wore converse and powder blue and a little lolita dress while my best Goth dress was loaned to Katja for her scene with Kyle, and my boots were left lying on the dressing room floor. I was the Cheerleader for the new direction in porn. I was kinda hoping that with introducing you to the community I know and love it would re invent me and maybe there'd be a beautiful friendship to follow. Art School was shot last June 23. It came out November 15 of 2004.

All three times you've called me this year, excuse me, had Malachi call me, was so I could promote you. To be on your red carpet, to talk to the press on your behalf. I am your street cred, which is why when having a civilised debate with some one (you said "Drama") you call me in to back you up. You complain about Brooklyn, calling her a "money grubbing whore that you only see when she needs more" (direct quote now) and I get quaintly misspelled emails with stats about how I'm the most viewed on your site, you're not lieing. That's great. Why am I not on your permanent "to shoot"list? Before Mr. Holiday died you joked with him and I in his office about trying to steal your "Angel". Using Jim's definition of Angel, means that I'm your go to girl. I'm in every one of your movies, you call me just to chat. Still waiting for my phone to ring. Speaking of Jim, he called me every two months just to talk, even though he never shot me. You shoot me once and I never hear from you again.

Every time I see you all you talk about is what he kids will think of you. Darlin, hate to remind you but your the same age as Rob. The people that are kids compared to you shouldn't watch porn, they're under age. you're so caught up in what people think though you draw pretty pictures to hid behind and respell someone famous's name, hoping that some of their credibility will rub off. You hire Rob, once, because you "booked an extra scene". A set up mind you, where you hire a diminutive Dominatrix to work with Rob, the Extreme Dom. Any idiot knows that you don't put similar personalities in a scene together, it's that law of Opposites Attract. If you hired Rob you should have picked a Submissive girl to let him work with. If you hired a dominatrix, you should have hired a pain slut like Kris Slater. All I can figure (and I'm giving you the benifit of the doubt now) is that you knew this and decided to purposely film a bad scene to use as blackmail. Whatever, Rob's over it, so am I.

You diss Jimmy D, a friend of mine, telling your "people" to "get this old fart off my set". I know that Jimmy's been shooting since you were in diapers, and just about eveyone who's ever made something of themselves respects to their betters and their elders. Not necessarily using the information imparted to you, but it's Good advice to listen, you just might learn something. You package your self as the real thing. You're not. You paint your self into a corner, you drag me in to save your ass. I'm not gonna bail you out. But I will do a cheer for you: Gimme a "P". Gimme and "O". Gimme and "S". Gimme and "E, U, R". What does that spell?

Eon McKai responds:

this is what you got paid for the GG: $500 for the GGB $700 for the GBwith A $1000 so thats $2200 you maid for Art School Sluts for the record... thats more than I maid to diret my frirst film for VCA now thats real drama... if you would like me to explain why you have not been booked angen in an Eon McKai film... I dare you to ask!!!! plus I jsut saw you guys at the convention and you were very nice to me... honistly... you kids are trippen

I did not diss Jimy D he came on set... and would not stop interupting me druing my work so affter we listed to him for a polite about of time... me and my crue had to return to work aney one who knows me knows... I have mad repset for the old shool in this biz... infact I have reached out to maney my mentors inclued: Jim Hallady RIP Jim Mlabue Jane Waters {neu mentor just shot Neu wave hookers with me} Jane Hammelton Fready Linkon all older school or as old school as Jimmy D I like Jimmy but he was distracting when we where getting reday for the scene man I'm so imbarrest I'm panted in to a corner