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Craig Valentine
Punch-Up At Erotica LA
Craig leaves this message at 2:45pm. "Holy s---, Luke, where are
you? I'm at Erotica LA. Somebody ripped off one of my films and I just
got done kicking the s--- out of him near the Erotica Museum. Don Benn
saw the whole thing. Where you need to be you aren't. I finally get into
a fight and you're not there to cover it."
I hear Craig was asked by security not to punch any more people.
Don was Summer Haze's sixth grade teacher.
I'm later told that this alleged punch-up never occurred. It was just
Craig's way to get some play on my site.
Michael Fierce leaves Azure Entertainment
Michael
Fierce, Felicia Flint on June 4 Brianna
Beach, Michael Fierce on May 3, 2005 at PSK Brianna,
Michael Brianna,
Michael
He writes
on GFY:
My sole reason for leaving Azure Entertainenment is the repeated verbal
and mentally abusive behavior of recently aquired VP of sales John Berg.
Jon has failed to meet even minimal performance standards, failed to
land suitable office space; (and when an office was found it was with
a companyy that was recently indicted for DVD counterfeiting - smooth,
very smooth) attract any new clients or outperform my sales. Jon's inccessant
complaining and belittling of popular industry events such as Porn-O
Karaoke, The XRCO Awards and other industry events as "worthless, not
worth your time, doesnt result in sales" is both inccorrect and insulting
to industry vets, I have had the pleasure of attending several such
events since arriving here in California and want to thank everyone
at Porn-O karaoke, Bill Margold at XRCO, Terra Patrick and her man for
the Avalon invite and everyone else that has met me and networked with
me with the intent of doing business with my former employer. Jon wouldn't
be able to recognize any of this since in the 2 months i have been here
he hasnt attended even one single industry event, prefering instead
to golf with his buddies, or go jaunting off to Disneyland.
CHLOE
AND ROSE: F-CKED UP ADVENTURE
I'm trying to track down Rose aka Jennifer, the asian girl in this movie,
to get an interview about Chloe.
Pink TV Party And
First-Person Narrative Drive
Nick Manning, Skye Blue
Nick, Skye Nick,
Skye Jeff Mullen, Nick
Manning David Scott (Jeff
Mullen's business partner) and two girls David
Scott, girl Tara Sands,
Renaud West Tara Sands
Tara Sands Tara
and co Tara and co
Jeff Mullen, Brad Thomas
Michelle Kim (Miss Korea
1998) and rocker Alestair Digby (L-R)Justin,
Ashley, Ben girls
girls girls
girls girls
girls, Ben girls
girls girls
girls girls
girls girls
girls girls
girls girls
blonde girl
Jessica Drake Jessica,
Brad Armstrong Jessica,
Brad (L-R) Brad Thomas,
Jessica Drake, Brad Armstrong Marie
Luv Marie Luv, Jeff Mullen
Marie Luv, Jeff Mullen
Cytherea Cytherea
Cytherea Cytherea,
Jeff Mullen Cytherea,
Jeff Cythera, Jeff
Cytherea's Brian Erika
Kole Erika Trina
Michaels Nikita Lea
Nikita Lea Nikita
Lea Jeff Mullen, David
Grossman Jeff, David
Celestia Starr Nikita
Lea Nikita Lea Singer
Katie Rose Katie Rose
and her gay publicist Celestia
Starr Johnny girl
girls Joel
Lawrence Christian
Monique from Argentina will
be a hostess on Pink TV
I arrive at 9:45pm. About 40 people are milling around outside. The number
only swells during the hour I'm at the party.
Shari from All Media Play reprimands me for RSVPing to Brad Thomas, party
promoter, instead of to her. She's in charge of the media. Despite my
mistake, she gives me a media purple pass with an X on it. It's tight
on my wrist, and when I rip it off at the end of the night, it takes many
of my hairs with it, and leaves a dirty sticky patch like the stain on
my soul from attending so many trivial events when I should be studying
my Bible.
As beautiful women stream into the party, I keep asking Jeff Mullen of
AllMediaPlay.com for IDs. He says they're civilian girls (usually bar
tenders).
Cytherea's husband Brian spots me. "Good
quotes," he yells.
I stand off to the side of the photographers. Duke Hunter from TheHardcoreSource
is at the center instructing the models how to pose. Every time a beautiful
model passes by, he stops her and gets her information. It looks like
he's trying to pick her up.
Jeff Mullen asks me if I want a better position in the line of photographers.
I say yes. He moves me into the middle. Still, it's hard for me to yell
out, "Look this way."
I'm glad Jeff knows what he's doing at these things.
I leave at 10:50pm. No sign of hostess Lezley Zen though AVN's
Acme Andersson reports she showed up later along with Ashley Blue
and Gram Ponante.
Party Goer writes: "Acme you are... legend in your own mind. Stick
to the facts Joe Friday and focus on the actual stars and the event please
and save your I'm so cool narratives for your personal diary. We're just
not interested. There should be way more about Lezley and her party and
the other chicks here and a lot less of you and just how it all pertains
to you. Ego much buddyboy?"
As one who writes a ton of first-person narrative, I applied Party Goer's
remarks to myself and engaged in intense introspection.
What I think is most important is whether one's writing is compelling
and important. Yes, when you write about an event, the emphasis should
be on the most interesting people (and most important developments). Sometimes
the writer can be the most interesting person at the party. Unfortunately,
many writers deceive themselves in this regard.
For first-person writing to be compelling it must have a heavy element
of shame. Unless you are revealing something shameful about yourself,
something over which you are conflicted, it's not likely to be interesting.
Conflict equals compelling. Acme's piece was devoid of shame and meaningful
conflict, and was thus less interesting than most of his work.
By the way, I don't think my own report was any more interesting. I look
at my blogging, interviews and and party-going as a matter of at bats.
If I get enough chances, I feel confident that at least one out of four
of my reports will be interesting.
Devinn Lane Warns Talent
The
Wicked contract girl posts on ADT:
Just FYI to all talent, male and female alike. Without going into details
I just want to tell you that I had a very bad experience in my recent
trip to Trinidad. If you get an invitation to go, I'd seriously reconsider
it. Please take this very seriously. If you decide to go, definitely
don't go alone, and make sure you have an attorney look over ANY contract
that is given to you. I wouldn't have wished my experience on my worst
enemy and that's why I want to extend this warning to you.
Devinn says she's not attending Erotica LA out of fear of stalkers. What
does this say about the security the show and Wicked in particular are
providing its girls? Either Wicked is not protecting its girls or Devinn
is nuts or there is some fall-out between Devinn and Wicked or things
are only what Devinn posts.
Tod Hunter writes:
Or maybe Devinn is afraid to be in a place that is open to the public
on the large-scale level that Erotica L.A. is. I seem to remember her
saying that she was okay with the security at the strip club where she
will be instead of the show.
The problem -- and not just Devinn Lane's problem, either -- is that
ANYBODY can do ANYTHING if the anybody doesn't care what happens to
him (or her). We have had numerous examples of this over the years.
Maybe she's overreacting, maybe she's just being careful. I don't know.
But if that's what it take for her to feel safe, I'm all for it.
Where Have All The Pictures Gone?
Steph
writes on ADT:
In the Department of Justice's latest effort to protect the children,
they have declared every person who posts an image on the internet a
"producer." That means every one of you who participates in
a message forum or writes a blog or has a personal website. We are all
producers. And if we choose to post an image that could be construed
as containing a sex act (including masturbation or possibly even an
erect penis) we must be able to prove that the people in the picture
were adults at the time it was taken.
Producers, the one who actually produced the sexually explicit image,
have been required to maintain model records proving age since 1988.
This month the Dept. of Justice decided that anyone who posts that image
on the internet should also maintain these records. While it is unclear
how this protects the children, it is very clear how difficult this
law makes it to run an adult internet business. The Dept. of Justice
has found an easy way to prosecute anyone distributing pornography via
the internet and to curtail the adult internet business in the U.S.
The changes to the 2257 record keeping laws are vague enough to require
legal advice and cumbersome enough to put small companies out of business.
Not only must every producer maintain these model records in a specific
filing fashion, but they must publish their business address and have
these records available anytime for inspection during business hours.
This precludes home businesses from continuing to function unless they
want their home address posted on the web. This precludes part-time
businesses from operating unless they report the exact hours they will
be working to the government, and those hours total 20 per week.
At Adult DVD Talk we have therefore made the decision to remove every
sexually explicit image from our site. We do not have the resources
to maintain the records for 50,000 movies nor do we wish to open our
home to the Dept of Justice for inspections. We have joined the Free
Speech Coalition who is preparing a legal challenge. If you would like
to donate to the cause you can do so through their website at freespeechcoalition.com.
Discussions on the 2257 rules:
discussion
with link to the rules
changes
at Adult DVD Talk
thread
from last year when the rule changes were proposed
Genesis
on the performers lack of privacy
Anti-porn crusaders must be rejoicing at the dramatic reduction of freely
available pornographic pictures on the internet caused by the new wrinkles
in 2257 regulations. If this keeps it up, it might mean that people who
want to see porn may need to use a credit card to show that they are an
adult, and then pay for the privilege.
Inside Jill Kelly Productions
A former employee writes:
Bob Friedland does not care about the company. He is only using it
as his personal bank account. I hear that Jill has quit. She does not
want anything to do` with the company anymore- although I hear she is
officially on a leave of absence. She learned of the illegal activites
going on, and resigned. They just got a new group of stooges to put
up money to keep them in business for a while longer, though that gravy
train will de-rail soon enough.
I hear that they put up their JKP library as collateral. No library
for a porn company? Then what do you own? Everyone still employed is
just hanging onto their jobs for the paycheck. Jill Kelly Productions
will never work without Jill herself. Regardless of what her role actually
was, they cannot do legitimate business without her.
Friedland, who once professed he would never do anything to hurt Jill
Kelly, could care less that she is no longer there. He is actually glad
that she is gone. But, Friedland better watch his back. The new boss
calling the shots over there is hiding many things from Friedland. Friedland
is going to get burned, and most likely receive jail time, as well as
his hench men that he now has in place at JKP. Mr Burns should know
not to trust anyone. Especially someone he picks to run the company.
Does he realize he is going to get screwed over yet? He must not be
that stupid. The remaining contract girls should leave also. You are
judged by the company you keep.
The Manufacturer Admin Costs of the "New" 2257 Is a Killer
Dave Cummings (the first non-AVN employee I've seen on here) posts
on the AVN blog:
In just the last few days I've already spent $1,010.32 in copying costs
at Kinko's, and Fedex packaging/shipping costs, to get copies of Model
Release Forms and Proof of Age documentations to Internet VOD and other
entities requiring them in order to continue our contractual relationships
for my 41 Dave Cummings Productions titles.
CCBill
Rules No Nude Or Sexual Images In CCBill Sign-Up Pages
Another reaction to the 2257 regulations. Along with Epoch/Paycom, CCBill
is about the only credit card processing game in town.
Andrej posts: "It's obvious that CCBill dont want to host explicit
content, you may do whatever you want on your own join page."
Jayeff posts:
It is entirely reasonable that ccBill require material on their servers
be such that they do not need to keep 2257 records. But is it reasonable
that they go beyond that and require non-nude? Of course not: they are
making their own life easier and telling their clients to suck it up.
It's not a big deal: in isolation such details never are. But once
service businesses forget the meaning of the word "service" and put
their own ease-of-operation ahead of clients' interests, details like
these tend to accumulate. This isn't the first - the unwillingness to
accomodate StatsRemote fully is another example - and likely won't be
the last.
Credit Card
Banging
I've been looking at year 2002 emails from John Bennett and his controller/girlfriend
Bridget Shaw to iBill asking the credit card processor to raise the charge
to $36.29 from, I guess, about $29.
From: John Bennett [mailto:jjb@netmgt.com]
Sent: Saturday, March 02, 2002 6:05 PM
To: djp@ibill.com
Subject: Codes
Can we get monthly prices changed to $36.19. Your system is so weird,,
everyone else takes 10 minutes to change.. Frustrating.......
Delivered-To: jjb@netmgt.com
From: dave.peterson@ibill.com
To: jjb@netmgt.com
Subject: RE: Codes
Date: Sun, 3 Mar 2002 23:02:57 -0500
X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2653.19)
What account and what sub account?
David J Peterson
954-597-0237 Office 954-263-4026 cell DJP@ibill.com
From: John Bennett [mailto:jjb@netmgt.com]
Sent: Monday, March 04, 2002 10:29 AM
To: bridget@netmgt.com
Subject: Fwd: RE: Codes
Want to raise all monthly prices on Dellwood on ibill to $36.19 Can
you give the info below?
To: dave.peterson@ibill.comjjb@netmgt.combridget@netmgt.com
Subject: FW: RE: Codes
Hi, Dave :)
John would like all accounts for Dellwood main account: a97591/ALL
subcodes changed to $36.19.
Please let me know if you have any questions.
Best Regards, Bridget Shaw
A source says: That's why this [Internet] business got destroyed -- when
everyone started banging cards. [Banging cards means charging credit cards
beyond the agreed upon price when someone gave up their credit card number.]
If you don't have a database of credit cards, you can't make big money
in this industry anymore. The charges don't stick as long as they used
to. You have to lower your prices. You have to keep adding content. You
have to be a huge conglomerate to make it in this industry now. It'd be
like opening up an appliance store around the corner from Sears.
Stalkers Stop Wicked Girl Devinn Lane From Attending
Erotica LA
She
writes on ADT:
Just wanted to let you know that I will not be attending ELA this week
but, I will be at the Spearmint Rhino downtown tonight, Friday, and
Saturday. I have only two shows a night at 9pm and midnight. I had a
very unfortunate experience in my travels recently and don't feel like
I can be completely protected from certain individuals that plan on
attending the convention. It's much easier to keep people out of a small
club. If you have things that you were planning on bringing for me to
sign, please come to the club and I will be happy to sign it there for
you.
Photo
Coverage Of Chloe Jones Funeral
Anyone attending this from the porn community? Any way to get photos?
Regina Lynn's
Forthcoming Book - Sexual
Revolution 2.0
She writes:
I've been in and out of hospital since last Saturday -- apparently
the press room computer at Book Expo is not the only one who got a strange
and virulent ... something-or-other.
I'm back on the grid starting today but have to take it easy (no choice
- the drugs really pack a wallop) and will try to catch up on my email
over the next several days.
Just to prove how serious it's been ... I could not write a column
this week, so tomorrow's Wired News will be Sex Drive free... but they're
also not posting a "regina will return next week" or anything. How mysterious
and romantic! LOL
The good news is, Book Expo went very well, and everyone who stopped
by my publisher's booth to talk to me got excited about the book. Some
even had me sign the sample chapter booklet we were giving away!
It's looking like it'll be in stores at the end of July, at which point
I can start setting up "events" to promote the book around the country
(which are really just an excuse to get out there on a tax-deductible
trip and meet YOU in person).
Checking In With A Studio Head
Porner: Just living the life of a rich pornographer
Duke: setting up off-shore accounts?
Porner: No, dumb ass, I'm with my family, you must have me confused with
Paul F. We are just dealing with the new 2257 digitizing all our records
for all the internet companies. I love this, might shake out all the johnny
come latelys, (my fingers are crossed). Cost me $15k, I sent down my entire
internet staff.
Jasmin St. Claire At Carnal Comics Booth At Erotica
LA Sunday
There will be about 80 porn stars at the show.
Who Will Cry For
Chloe Jones?
Anonymous
posts:
TRAGIC REALLY. ANOTHER YOUNG LIFE SNUFFED OUT, THIS INDUSTRY ACCEPTS
ALL COMERS, THEN THROWS THEM TO THE CURB WHEN THEY ARE NO LONGER NEEDED.
I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS GIRL BEFORE. SHE ACUALLY LOOKS LIKE ANY NUMBER
OF ADULT STARS ON THE MARKET TODAY. THE SAME DYED HAIR WITH THE FAKE
SET. WHO WILL CRY FOR HER? YOU? PROBABLY NOT. SHE WAS JUST ANOTHER "
SKANK " WHO DROPPED TO HER KNEES WHEN THE DIRECTOR CALLED ACTION. SHE
OBVIOUSLY HAD A LIFE OF SUFFERING. AND THE ADULT BIZ WAS JUST ANOTHER
FACTION OF THAT. TO A LOT OF PEOPLE SHE WAS JUST ANOTHER PORN STAR,
BUT TO 3 KIDS SHE WAS THEIR MOMMY. REST IN PEACE CHLOE.
How many girlfriends has Charlie Sheen had who died?
Tabetha Stevens
Talks About Committing Suicide
Gene Ross narrates
her call in to Howard Stern this morning:
According to Stevens, she told [Artie] Lange she'd be lucky if she,
herself, made it to 42. Stevens was proceeding like a train engine and
Stern had to haul her in but concluded that Stevens was worrying that
she would become ugly and old. Stevens said the possibilities are she
might OD and not make it. Stern asked if she was a drug addict, and
Stevens said no. He asked why then would she make a comment like that.
"Because I'm not going to go out in another way," says Stevens. "I'd
rather fall asleep." Stevens admits she's had thoughts of suicide. "It's
not that I want to be dead," she stated. "it's just that I have a funny
feeling I'm not going to make it. I'm trying."
Jill
Kelly Productions Stock Down To Five Cents A Share
What's going on over there? A source
says: "You are watching the slow and painful death of company that
was built on a foundation of financial losses, lies, deceit, and a lack
of capitol."
Another source says: "I hear JKP gotta an influx of $$$, so the
bankruptcy watch is postponed again."
Whats up with all these new vivid girls?
Romeo writes:
What is going on at Vivid? They've signed like 8 girls in the last
year starting with Malezia. Are they getting rid of most of the mainstay
contract girls? Are they going to try and expand to get even bigger?
I also hear they are fighting with Hustler, so are all these new chicks
part of some plan?
A Post From Chloe Jones's Oldest Sister?
From
April 5 on Uselessjunk.com:
As Melinda's sister, I can attest to some of this I've read. First,
let's set the record straight. She never married Kurt from Orange, TX.
Second, I'm sure everyone including myself could sell her out on the
history she's got. Thirdly, our biological father died in 1982. Lastly,
she has problems. I'm sure everyone is aware of that. But don't we all
to some extent? Since hers is public, it sure makes our problems seem
so minute. Oh, and I've got one hell of a story I could tell and sell.
The story would be the truth behind it all. Lisa, I've met you before
as well. Hope you're doing well these days. And hello first ex-husband.
I hope you're doing well also. For the record, she was on her way to
stardom in L.A. with Penthouse and Playboy. What started the downward
spiral is she turned to hardcore porn and addictions. So she was making
it in L.A. It is fun reading all the s--- on the internet about my sister.
It's very entertaining I might add.
Remembering When Vivid Video Signed Chloe Jones
Their press release:
Chloe Jones, a stunning blonde international cover girl who grew up
on a ranch riding horses in barrel racing and pole bending competitions,
has been signed as a "Vivid Girl" by Vivid Entertainment, the world's
leading adult entertainment company. Ms. Jones, who has been featured
in dozens of magazines including a cover for Vanity Fair shot by the
famed photographer Herb Ritts and centerfold layouts in Playboy and
Penthouse, will begin making features for Vivid immediately.
"Chloe is one of the great beauties on the adult scene today, so she
will fit in well with our elite group of Vivid Girls," said Steven Hirsch,
co-chairman of Vivid. "She has made a limited number of adult films
up to now, always with one partner; but with Vivid she'll be working
with the top male porn stars and has decided to go all out to become
one of the leading performers in the industry."
True Love - The
Chloe Jones Masturbator, $26.95
While Chloe is
no longer with us, her artificial vagina sells on. Here's a review:
At first I was dubious. The "Genuine UR3 Realistic Skin" is a lurid
purple color and smelled strongly of new plastic. Not very sexy. The
packaging says that the sex toy is a perfect likeness of porn star Chloe
Jones, whose silicone hypersexuality is to me the epitome of repulsive
exaggeration.
I gently heated Chloe up in a bowl of warm water and applied personal
lubricant inside. I turned the lights down low, and hmmmmm ... Chloe
didn't look half bad! She looked just like someone I have fond memories
of. Much to my surprise, I discovered that Chloe, despite her namesake's
profession, was a virgin and that I was truly her first. Her manufactured
maidenhead eventually yielded to my amorous advances, whereupon I discovered
that Chloe's internal anatomical detail is also excellent; she is realistically
and pleasantly textured inside.
Regretfully, I doubted her at first, but now I am soooo in love ...
I cannot find the words. She will always be tucked away in a very special
corner of my sock drawer.
More Info On Chloe
Jones
Guest
Book for Melinda Dee (Jones) Taylor
Lisa
Skeirys, who writes that she was Chloe's best friend for years, posts
April 4 to uselessjunk.com:
Here is some history on Melinda Jones. Chloe is a made up name. She
is from Silsbee, TX. Her real name is Melinda. [Second husband] is the
father of her daughter Chloe. Her third was Mike Taylor (aka) Mike Scorpio.
The father of her twin boys named Tristan and Austin. Now she is married
or soon to be to a loser named Chris Miguez. He is an unemployed, former
(probably current) methamphetamine user. He was evicted from a rent
house by a man named Johnny Lisotta when he met her. (She supports him.)
Kurt and Mike are really sweet, kind guys who were smart enough to get
away from this girl. She is a pathological liar. I know because I was
her best friend for years before she went off the deep end. Now she
is a waste case. Overdoses on Vicodin and has seizures. They are terrible.
I witnessed them myself. She got banned from working at the Yellow Rose
in Austin, TX in 11/03 because of this problem. I was there when it
happened.
I am sure her current story about Charlie is not true. She did sleep
with him along time ago(about 10years ago). So, there is truth to her
story. But as of currently, I doubt it. One look at her and he would
have run or paid her $15,000 to leave.. She has done so much damage
to herself that her abdomen is swollen and she appears about 5 months
pregnant. Don't believe me, check out her porn. Her stomach is always
covered. Since about 2003, anyway.
I feel sorry for her kids. They are so sweet. Now they will get teased
at school for their mom being a hooker. She doesn't care though. She
is one messed up girl. Such a shame, because she was really beautiful
at one point in time. By the way those keeping up with her bio. She
did not leave for L.A. with $400 in her pocket at 18 years old. She
was working as a stripper at a club called TeamMates in Beaumont,TX.
She did later go to lL.A. for a short while but couldn't make it. She
even got fired at on time from Vivid (porn) pictures due to her addictions
and seizures.
I do indeed believe she slept with Charlie in 1996 because she did
work as a hooker for an escort service in LA. As for the rest of the
story. I would not believe any of it. She is just hurting for money
and is taking her shot. I saw her last in 11/03 and she looked TERRIBLE.
She had just gotten out of the hospital for a drug overdose. Her abdomen
is permanently swollen form the liver damage. She appears about 5 months
pregnant. I say this with God as my witness. At the time, she was eating
abot 15-20 Vicodin a day, and topping them off with Soma, and Xanax.
She suffers terrible seizures. She takes too many pills, and goes into
these fits and they are horrifying. She got banned form working at the
yellow Rose in Austin because she OD'd and had a seizure. They told
her to never come back. I was there with her and after that, I got the
hell away from her. Besides that she and her boyfriend Chris Miguez
stole money from me. At the time, they were both being evicted from
their homes. Had Charie seen her and the shape she is in, he probably
would have given her $15,000 to go away. It's a shame, because she used
to be such a beautiful girl. Always a pathological liar, but very pretty.
The stories she told about you were hilarious. She said you set her
truck on fire and that you put Nair in her shampoo. Then when her stepfather
commmitted suicide, she tried to say that her husband at the time, Kurt,
murdered him. Do you know him? He is Chloe's dad (melinda's daughter).
Don't you just love her "story" abou how she took off for L.A. at 18
with $400 in her pocket. I mean she worked as a stripper at Team Mates
in Beaumont,TX until she was at least 22. One of her many concocted
stories. Just like the stiory that she had cancer, and that she was
infertile. The list goes on. She and I were friends for about 8 years.
We met at Team Mates.
Lisa
Skeirys responds to a poster claiming to be Chloe's sister:
I do know her. I was there when she OD'd in November 2003 at the Yellow
Rose in Austin and went into seizures. I had to drive her to the hotel
and take care of her all night. We came back to Houston the next day
because she is barred from the Yellow Rose. By the way, she is the one
who tells everyone the story about her cousin. Apparently, it is another
one of her ploys to get attention. I mean as her supposed "best friend
"she swore to me her first marriage was to her first cousin and she
had to get the marriage annuled. I have met you before (years ago) if
you are her sister that lives in Austin. (It was when Chloe was driving
her white mustang and we got a flat, you came and helped fix it).You
are very sweet and kind.
I am just making a point that she is a pathological liar who will do
anything for money...even admit that she is a hooker. As an aunt to
her children, I know this has to upset you. Of course...I never know
what to believe as far as Chloe is concerned. She told me the two of
you did not even talk any more because the last time she stayed at your
house in Austin that your husband tried to sleep with her. She said
you threw her out and never spoke to her again because you thought she
had made the story up. She needs help. I have seen it with my own two
eyes. She looks awful with that swollen abdomen and all those scars,
and bruises. I honestly belive the porn industry has done her in. And
hanging with Chris Miguez is not helping her either. Deep down she is...or
used to be a good girl. That is why we were friends for so long. I tried
to help her but she is too far gone...sometimes she can't even complete
her sentences. It is as if her brain just shuts off.
I always wondered why she was so screwed up. But her sisters seem fine.
Funny it is such a small world. The owner of the bar and scuba instructor
you mention, Jim, lets say his last name is Black (to protect him).
Funny story... Dee got caught with cocaine in her locker at Team Mates
one night . She got out of it, since it was just residue in a bag. She
later told me she had gotten hooked on cocaine when Jim invited her
upstairs at the club and had her name spelled out in the white powder
for her to snort. I mean...come on. Jim was no angel but he did not
touch drugs and would not tolerate them in his club. And as far as Chris
being the next "Bill Gates", how funny. As I mentioned above, he is
a known "ice" addict from Beaumont, TX. Dee took him in when he got
evicted from a home owned by Johnny Lisotta. Between 3 guys, they could
not come up with rent. She totally supports him, he is a loser deluxe!
He cannot even get a job. And a thief to boot, but that is another story.
It is weird though, as much as she lied. I always felt a need to protect
her. No anymore, she did some awful things to me. I guess you felt the
same way for a long time. She is like a lost little girl. She is ruined
now. Literally, she looks awful!
It is funny that you mention Sugar's in Austin. I was working with
her there in 1996 or 97 when she was pregnant with her daughter Chloe.
I actually wonder if you and I have ever met? It made me sick. She smoked
cigars and drank all through that pregnancy. It was about that time,
she was trying to pass off her pregnancy on a guy named Mike Taylor.
She was obsessed with him. Later married him. But the baby's father
was a guy named Kurt from Orange. A real sweet guy. He just had to get
away from Dee. He (Kurt) told me she was a pathological liar and he
thought she had sex issues. I saw him a few years back and we had a
good laugh about how you could literally not believe a word out of her
mouth. Anyway...long story short about Sugar's. Chloe fakes a fainting
spell and has Mike believing the kid is his. Until she was born, and
Mike demanded a DNA test. He still raised her as his own. He is a really
sweet guy too. He left because he said she's nuts and he could not deal
with her OD'ing problems and the seizures. However, he did not get away
before she got prgnant with the twin boys though. She told me, the twins
were Charlie Sheen's. She has been obsessed with Charlie for a very
long time as you can see. She has f---ed up alot of lives. But karma
got her...you should see her now. Oh and so funny. The last time I spoke
to her. She was planning on faking her own death on video. Then coming
back and winning some porn star award. She said if Pamela Anderson could
make millions off of a video, she could too. She is literally crazy.
I guess you know that better than anyone. Can't help myself...While
we were in Austin in 2003, the night she overdoses on vicodin, when
she comes around... SHE WANTS MORE. She suckered Chris Miguez into driving
from Beaumont to Austin saying she had a girl who would pay $10 a pill.
And to bring as many pills as he could. She got off the phone and laughed
her ass off. She said Chris is just a puppy that will do anything she
says. Sure enough he borrowed a friend's car, and he showed up. He found
out later that night, there was no girl to buy the pills. He figured
this out, when she OD'd and went into seizures. She came out of it and
called him every name in the book. He cried like a baby to me. Asking
me what he had he done to be treated so badly by her. He said he loved
her so much. Even though she had just recently slept with one of his
best friends named Charlie Dixon. And he knew about it. Allegedly she
and Chris were at a party together at Charlie Dixon's house and she
snuck off and f---ed Charlie, then wet home with Chris. Or at least
that is what Chris Miguez told me. I think he is as delusional as Dee.
Great Team. I just feel sorry for her kidsl Her ex (Mike Taylor) may
not have much trouble getting custody now that she opened this can of
worms. And she has no one to blame but herself.
A
man claiming to be Chloe Jones's first husband David Jason Sturrock posts
in April 2005:
Her Grandfather (blood relative) was married to (second marriage) to
my grandfather's sister. So we were in no way related. It was always
a big joke between Dee's (Melinda) mother and us. I learned my lesson
early and believe me I left that relationship with my tail between my
legs. Her mother always told me that "No one would ever be able to tame
her. You know what.....she was right. I don't know what to think about
the Sheen thing. She has always been a liar but his history is a little
tainted too. I've known her since she was 13 you just can't tell when
she is being honest. Either way, if they got it on, it should have stayed
behind closed doors. Maybe I should sell her out and make a buck. She
called me in like 1996 and said if the [National] Enquirer calls you,
"don't you say anything." Look who's talking now.
I'll give you a little history on Melinda Dee Jones. She grew up in
a pretty normal family until her father died in a car accident. That
was way before her and I met. I don't recall her age but the story goes
like this. Her father was driving home from work and while ejecting
a cassette tape. it fell onto the floor, he apparently he reached down
to pick it up(there was a passenger with him) and ran off a bridge.
He drowned, the other guy survived. Her mother filed a lawsuit against
the company he worked for because he was traveling on business. That
part fits into the story later.
Jump forward a few years. Dee has two older sisters. Her oldest sister
gets pregnant and has a girl. In order to hide the fact that her teen
girl now has a baby the Ms. Jones (mom) says it's hers and spares the
child a life of misery.
Good plan but it didn't work everyone in town knows and now the Jones
sisters are labeled as sluts. This is where I come in. I met her older
sister and invited them to a party at my house. I didn't think they
were sluts but I wanted to find out. They weren't sluts but crazy like
thier mom.
This where I met Dee. She was 13 almost 14 and loved to do acid. Her
favorite band was the Cure and she had already attempted suicide several
times. She had just recently been released from the Beaumont neurological
center for juveniles where she said the interns had shot her up with
thorzine and had sex both oral (to her) and vaginal with her. She was
fairly open about being bi-sexual (something that I never got to partake
in) and hated oral sex from men.
I know your asking what in the hell are you doing with this girl. Remember
I'm like 18 and just a kid myself. My parents were very religious and
here I have the devil's handmaid at my disposal. I remember the first
night we had sex, I had just met her two mweeks before and she said
she was 15 about to turn 16 which of course was the first lie she ever
told me. We went to my room and just before I "entered" her she said.
"Do you know what your doing?" I now have to say NO, I had no idea what
I was doing.
And now we get to meet the source of the problem -- Dee's family. Her
mother had two boyfriends, One was an alcoholic vagrant named Sam. Sam
was strange to say the least. He would watch the girls and ejaculate
spontaneously (I'm not making this up). Sam was a kind of a visual pedophile
he never hurt anyone or touched anyone to my knowledge. The girls were
well aware of his problem and joked regularly about it. How sad for
teenagers to be subjected to that and also that their poor minds are
so warped that they can joke about it.
Dear old mom needed more than one source of income so there was Wayne,
another very strange person. Imagine if you will, a kid that got picked
on his whole life because of his glasses and weight and dorky habits.
The kid grows up mentally warped and full of hate. Throw in a divorce
(he was very racist and his wife left him for a black man). Roll it
all together and BAM you have Wayne.
By the way he had a boy and a girl both of who got their minds f---ed
in all of this.
Both men [Wayne and Sam] were waiting on the huge sum of money to come
in from the lawsuit and would do anything for Dee's mom to stay in the
picture. Wayne loved Dee's mom, sometimes very strange love (I caught
them in bed one day and she was spanking him with a high heel shoe).
He had a love for porn and didn't care if the girls saw it. I knew he
was sick when he asked me to check out a movie. The movie was she-males.
Again the girls, all of them, thought that this was very amusing.
[Wayne] lived in Lumberton (racist) in a trailer. Now Dee's mom also
lived in a trailer in Silsbee and everyone wanted to be one happy family
(Sam, Wayne and kids, Mom and kids).
This is where I leave for a while (Desert Storm for around 9 months).
So mom says "Wayne, Silsbee is the place you want to be." So they
loaded up the trailer and they move down the street (sing to the tune
of Beverly hillbillies). Actually they move right next door.
Here's the kicker. Sam lives inside with Mom. Wayne lives 25 feet away
in his trailer. Did I say that Wayne and Mom were to be married?
I come home from Kuwait to find that Wayne has finally has had enough.
I wasn't sleeping very well when I first got home and would frequently
get up at night. One night while doing my rounds, I see Wayne (by himself)
standing in front of his trailer as it's burning to the ground. Guess
who gets to move in the trailer with Mom? That's right it's Wayne. Sam
has to build a little shack out in the back yard. Wayne says he didn't
do it but if you know Wayne HE DID!
Anyhow this whole time Mom is making promises to each guy to get rid
of the other, of course she had been doing that from the start. Ok you
get the picture.
So you kind of see what got her started on her path. Now the Psycho
is living in the house and the "visual" pedophile has to peek in the
window to get his jollies.
Anyhow now the next chapter. We get married and I move her to Fort
Hood (She's 16 at the time. I am very sorry for this, I now have 3 kids).
Sometime passes and she starts working for a furniture store as a sales
person. I come home one day and she tells me that her boss raped her.
Move forward a couple of months. I come home from work (ARMY) and the
entire apartment is empty. I mean everything. The only items left in
the house are my clothes, alarm clock and cable box. The police contact
me and ask if I have seen her. Apparently the (boss) takes a polygraph
and passes. The detective calls me downtown for a chat. He says she
bailed because she knew that they were on to her, she was trying to
get money on a rape claim. He said if she hadn't have left they would
have arrested her.
I finally catch up to her (via phone) back in Silsbee. She told me
she was working at Team Mates as a waitress. Come to find out I know
the owner (he dated my cousin for a while and he was also my scuba instructor).
He tells me she is dancing for him, he also says he didn't realize who
she was until now and that the best thing I could do for myself was
to get as far away from her as possible. I took his advice and filed
for a divorce that was official Dec 10 1993.
Oh and I never put Nair in her shampoo or burned her truck. I did burn
all of her clothes (at least the stuff from me) and other things I had
gotten her in a 55 gallon barrel (I was pissed). Her Mother thought
that was the funniest thing she had ever seen. I thought the spanking
with a high heel was funnier.
I didn't think she was in LA in 96. I was at her sister's house in
Austin around that time and she was in town dancing at Sugars. Anyway
she OD'd and we had to call an ambulance. She must OD like once a month.
As a kid she OD'd (suicide) several times on aspirin, which sounds weird
but it's possible. I think that is what started her internal problems.
By 17 she was diagnosed with endometriosis and had surgery to remove
an ovarian cyst. This was at Fort Hood where I was stationed 90-94.
They said she probably couldn't have children and as much as she was
getting screwed if it was possible it would have happened. Funny thing
is, I wasn't the one getting it.
After I graduated from college (Waco, TX) in like July of 96 I moved
to Santa Barbara. However I didn't speak with her again until 97 or
98. She was in Malibu doing a penthouse shoot but lived in Houston.
She was there with a boyfriend. In 2002 or 03 she contacted me through
in what seemed to be a plea for help. When I told her that I was married
with kids and that she should never contact me again she got real defensive
and told me that she wasn't trying to get back with me and that she
was married to a software wizard, the next Bill Gates (Chris Miguez).
Well that's my story. Wayne killed himeself. Sam is probably dead.
Sisters and the little girl (now grown)? Mom was said to have got her
money and spent it all.
Ruby
Update
We talk by phone Wednesday afternoon, June 8.
Ruby: "I'm married and living in Ohio now. I'm dancing. It's the
best bar I've worked at. It will be my last one. I dance with a girl I've
known since I was eight."
Duke: "What brings you back to LA?"
Ruby: "I'm getting some stuff. I'll probably be at the AVN this
year because I have nothing else to do.
"So Lukeisback. I knew you couldn't leave for long. You're as trapped
as the rest of us."
Duke: "Are you near your parents?"
Ruby: "I'm living with my dad while [Ruby's husband] Will's gone.
I get to hear from him once every four days, unless he's on a mission
[in Afghanistan]. I got an official email today that nobody from my husband's
unit was injured or killed in the mortar attack they had this afternoon.
He's a medic."
They married last August 20 in Reno. "Talk about full circle."
Ruby used to work as a prostitute at the Bunny Ranch in Reno.
Duke: "How did you meet him?"
Ruby: "I was on a dance gig [in the summer of 2003]. I was surprisingly
celibate for about a month. I had just decided to stop doing hardcore.
I was featuring at Seacrest in Fayetville, Indiana, by Fort Bragg. He
was at my show. So it does happen.
"He asked me to marry him the first night we met. We almost made
it a year without getting married.
"He's ten years younger than me. [That makes him about 23.] A good
Catholic boy.
"He knows all of it. I didn't lie about anything. You know me. If
you're going to be with me, you know what you're going to have to put
up with. I warned him, but he stepped up to the plate. He's more of a
man than I've met in my life.
"He's been in Afghanistan for almost two months. He was in Iraq
for four months. His battalion is the one that got Fallujah under control.
Then the Marines took it from them."
Duke: "How do you feel about the war in Iraq and Afghanistan?"
Ruby: "I hadn't really formed an opinion until I asked him. I figured,
ask somebody who's been there. He said we need to be there. He said chaos
would ensue if we weren't there. I believe him.
"He's doing four years of active duty. I couldn't jump out of a
plane, much less get shot at.
"We're monogamous completely. I don't do girls or anything. I might
do some solo videos. Anything where you don't have to worry about testing.
I wrote a tiny pocketbook about masturbation. I wrote down what I do on
a daily basis to make myself as orgasmic as I am. It hasn't been published
yet."
Porn Stars Are Normal, Well-Adjusted Happy People
Taryn
Thomas writes on ADT:
I am sober do not do drugs or drink now. It was only a few months into
the industry when I started using drugs. Now I am sober ( 5 months )
I do not do drugs nor do I drink. ( You can ask Shylock he drug tests
me. ) I have my pharmacy tech license and attended real estate school.
I got into the industry simply because I LOVE SEX. Not because of money
issues or bad childhood experiences, or a drug problem. I LOVE SEX!
I LOVE ORAL, VAG, ANAL I LOVE IT ALL. I have passion for my work and
I LOVE IT! It sucks when you see a girl or a guy get into the industry
for the wrong reasons. Unfortunatly some girls and guys do. But you
can tell who it is it comes across in their work.
Jill Kelly Productions
David
Aaron Clark writes on ADT:
Bob [Friedland], who calls ALL the shots at JKP, & who seems to be
not too fondly nicknamed "Mr. Burns" by some of the various contract
girls he's glommed onto, DOESN'T CARE if the porn's any good. He's a
very old man whose career has been as a stock-market shark, not a porn
producer. He's not in this business to "make good porn." He's in this
business for the girls, & because when it comes to his style of doing
business, in this industry it's like taking candy from the proverbial
baby. & before anyone says, "But you can make a lot of cash with a SUCCESSFUL
company," I refer you to Mel Brooks' THE PRODUCERS. 'nuff said.
Mainstream
Model Stefani Morgan Becomes Vivid Girl
Born and raised in Riverside, Calif., the self-confident and admitted
romantic Stefani has a 34-24-34 figure and dark blonde hair. She's one
of five siblings, with three sisters and a brother. As a youngster she
alternated between being an athletic tomboy and a "girly-girl" who played
with dolls and danced. Today she loves to read poetry and short stories,
and for relaxation she enjoys dancing and singing, and hopes she'll
come across a singing part in a Vivid film.
Porn Groupie
Max Baer Jr Returns To Spotlight
Max played Jethro Bodine in the TV show "The Beverly Hillbillies."
He's been hanging around the porn industry and sleeping with its women
for about 20 years.
His father Max Baer is the bad guy in the new Ron Howard - Russell Crowe
film Cinderella Man.
Chloe
Jones Funeral Saturday, June 11
Melinda's family will receive guests for Visitation from 6:00 - 8:00
PM, Friday evening, June 10, 2005 at Cypress-Fairbanks Funeral Home.
A Funeral Service will be held at 10:00 AM, Saturday, June 11, 2005
in the Chapel of Cypress-Fairbanks Funeral Home, with Reverend Ed Hogan,
Officiant. Burial will follow, via procession, to Woodlawn Garden of
Memories. Online Tributes to family at www.cyfairfunerals.com.
Any porners going to this?
AnthonyK writes
on Nina.com:
According to my pal Kelley, who owns and manages the Porn Star Shrine
Yahoo group and who broke the story of Chloe's passing; she (Chloe)
had been diagnosed with and treated for breast cancer around 5 years
ago, but that apparantly wasn't the source of her latest difficulties.
A friend of Chloe reported that she seemed fine to her a few weeks ago,
so all bets are off as to the cause of her death until an autopsy is
performed on her.
Nina Hartley posts:
Ms. Jones was ill and that her death was certainly accidental. Likely
a bad drug interaction, is my best guess. We'll have to wait for the
autopsy.
Very sad. A widower with three young children. What woman is going
to want the husband or kids of a porn star? Good luck to them at this
sad time.
Serena
Sin Interview
Porn Star Karaoke June 7.
Serena: "I've always wanted to do adult work since 18. My now ex-husband
and I were into a crazy lifestyle. I don't want to call it swinging because
we didn't go to swingers stuff. We had a mutual girlfriend. I was a dancer
for four years [from age 17-21 when she met her husband]. I always wanted
to do porn with him. He was totally against it. When the divorce was final..."
In porn for three months, she's done three movies.
She has a bunch of tattoos.
Duke: "When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew
up?"
Serena: "A unicorn. I was raised as a Buddhist [in Baltimore]. I
was told I could have whatever I wanted when I got older, so I would meditate
on becoming a unicorn.
"I was a good kid. I was a good student. I went to college for three
years. Sociology. I worked in a psycho-hospital with little kids. It was
too much. Too insane."
Serena enjoyed working as a stripper. "I loved being on stage. I
loved the whole dramatic aspect, the make-up. I've been working as a make-up
artist for a couple of years."
Duke: "Where do you see yourself in ten years?"
Serena: "Living in Costa Rica next to my mom.
"I never want to have children. I can't stand them.
"I'm tired of listening to what other people have to say."
Duke: "Do you believe you have an eternal soul?"
Serena: "I was raised as a Buddhist. I believe in reincarnation."
Duke: "How do you think you will be reincarnated?"
Serena: "I don't know if I will be reincarnated.
"I'm really happy with my life now. It's taken me a long time to
get to this point where I feel completely confident in what I believe
and who I am. I feel like I've learned a lot, and been through a lot in
my short life [she's 27]."
Duke: "What in particular are you so happy about?"
Serena: "That I'm able to lead a lifestyle that doesn't bind me
to a daily schedule. In Miami, I just ride my bike around. I don't have
a car. I have a cat. I own my own condo. I do whatever I want. I'm doing
anal so I can buy a puppy. Put him in my basket and ride around on my
bike."
Duke: "Do you dance in Miami?"
Serena: "No. That was great when I was really young. Now I'm over
it. I would be a feature dancer. I'd love that.
"In Miami, you have all these girls who are just over the border
and they're willing to grind their ass against some gross dude's cock
for $10. In Key West, it's even worse. You've got to do it naked. Why
don't you girls do porn? It's a lot more money and it's way less work."
I talk to Charlotte Webb, 23. She's worked as a stripper for six months.
"I'm a big pervert too."
Charlotte grew up in a bad neighborhood in South LA and was home-schooled.
"There was no money for college. I worked in food service. I used
to deliver pizza."
Luke: "When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew
up?"
Charlotte: "I wanted to be an actress but my mom never helped me
pursue that."
Overheard At The
XRCO
Porner A: "Brian [Cytherea's husband] will talk to me first, right?"
Porner B: "That
hasn't been his track record. I think he'll just knock you out."
World Modeling
Wednesday
Eddie
Charisma, the Aussie Impaler Promise
Promise
thinks about Eddie Charisma Eddie
Charisma, Holly Wellin Eddie
seizes Promise Eddie,
Promise Eddie,
Promise Eddie,
Promise Eddie,
Promise
A friend told me late this morning that World Modeling was holding a
mini casting call this afternoon.
Slipshod journalist that I am, I didn't bother to call World to confirm.
I just drive 40-minutes and find just two members of the talent pool in
the World office -- Eddie
Charisma and Promise.
Jim Sr. tells me to bring him some girls.
He says there's no talent call. Everything had been cast yesterday for
the shoot in question. So I spend most of the next hour talking to the
Aussie Impaler aka Tony Sexton aka Eddie Charisma, 35.
He came to America in July 2002 and hasn't been home since.
"I was going to be Eddie Cruise. A lot of old people say I'm a charismatic
young man. So I became Eddie Charisma."
Duke: "Has there been any more drama?"
I remember he got punched by Cytherea's husband Brian at Porn Star Karaoke
about nine months ago.
Eddie: "No. If there is, there will be no more Mr. Nice Guy. I'll
make sure I take care of business. My gun's loaded but I haven't pulled
any triggers. I made a deal."
Jim Sr. "He can talk three hours about taking a s---."
Eddie: "I put three names down on the books. I won't mention names.
I made a deal. I'm sick of being attacked. If I'm attacked again, I can
take of business myself. It will be in the name of self-defense. And I'll
get off scott-free. We'll see who wants to f--- with the Impaler now.
"The Aussie Impaler. You can't keep a hard man down.
"People who like me, like me. People who don't -- they can kiss
my Australian ass."
Duke: "Which work do you prefer? This or carpentry?"
Eddie: "I like both. I have sawdust in my veins. Once a carpenter,
always a carpenter. I like building houses. It's an honest living. You
make people happy by building them a new house."
Duke: "Do you date [porn] girls?"
Eddie: "No. I don't bother asking girls for their numbers anymore."
Promise whispers to me that Eddie is gay.
Duke: "Have you ever done gay porn?"
Jim Sr: "Only a little suck."
Eddie: "Do I look like the kind of guy who would do gay porn? That'd
be the other guys. Everyone knows who they are."
Eddie says he hasn't experienced anything with Promise yet, but he's
"hoping. I'm hoping for my first miracle."
I ask Promise: "Are you hoping too?"
Promise: "No."
Eddie: "Liar!"
Duke: "You guys would make a cute couple."
Eddie: "She's my Aboriginal girl."
Promise says she doesn't know what an Aboriginee is. And this girl is
about to graduate college with a degree in English.
Duke: "When you look at this man right now, what do you feel?"
Promise smiles: "Irate."
Eddie: "She's bulls----ing."
Promise smiles: "I think he's crazy. I don't know why he calls me.
I wish he would leave me alone."
Duke: "Admit that you have a tingle when you see Eddie Charisma."
Promise smiles: "A migraine tingle."
Eddie: "Admit our first date."
Eddie says he rescued Promise and she stayed with him for two nights
and he never made a move on her. That he was a complete gentleman.
Promise smiles, perhaps a tad embarrassed: "I don't know what he's
talking about."
Eddie: "Oh yeah. I experienced my first miracle."
I ask Eddie why he always wears a cross earring.
Jim Sr: "He ran a gang of cut-throats in Australia. They would chase
down and kill Aboriginees. We're holding him here for the federal government."
Eddie: "When I was seven, I lived on a farm in a small town. I walked
across the road. I got hit by a car. My head was split in half. My arms
and legs were broken. I was in a coma for several weeks. I had seventy
stitches. Out of a thousand kids, I was the only one to survive that type
of crash. When I was in a coma, I remember seeing a man in a white long
beard and a white long robe, he said to me in the gentlest voice, 'Son,
you are going to wake up and you're going to live again.' Until this day,
I believe it was the Big Man Upstairs.
"I don't need no bodyguards anywhere I go. He's my bodyguard. I
have no fear of these scum-sucking pigs who always lie and deceive and
spread bulls--- about me. The only fear I have is pissing of the Big Man
Upstairs."
Duke: "You don't think it pisses Him off that you do porno?"
Eddie: "I hope He understands that I've got to survive somehow.
"I walk tall and proud. I walked in trains in Melbourne in the days
of the gangs in my Croatian Warriors [regalia]. It was a gang I was in.
"I did my time in the Balkans in 1991-92 to free Croatia [from the
Serbs], my mother's land."
Alec Metro phones. Eddie puts him on hold. I pick up the phone and identify
myself.
Alec: "You want to buy some social security numbers? Some last names?"
Duke: "No thanks."
Jim asks me: "Who's that?"
Duke: "Alec Metro."
Jim: "Tell him I passed away."
Jim picks up the line.
Eddie takes me into a private room and tears into three of his critics.
He later asks me not to name them.
Eddie: "They were jealous of my presence here from the beginning.
The fact that I could perform. The fact that I don't need no drugs to
get hard. I'm hard at all times. That I can pop three times in the same
afternoon if required."
Eddie says he's never had an STD and he never tried to work during last
year's HIV-quarantine.
I ask Jim South who his major talent are these days. He says Autumn Bliss,
Julia Bond and a new blonde Krissy.
Eddie: "Didn't ....steal something from the set?"
Jim: "That's not true. He's got a recorder there."
Eddie Charisma: "And .......... from ........ She's tearing it up."
Jim Sr to Eddie. "Do me a favor. He's recording this. There's a
new law about people from Europe working. He's going to have that on his
website..."
T.T. Boy calls Jim back.
Jim: "I've got a girl here, Promise. She's hot, horny and ready
to be serviced. She says she'll give you a deal if you shoot her three
times."
Promise: "It was a joke."
She tells me she'll do TT three times for free.
Jim Sr. says he spent two hours on the phone last night to 18-year old
Jordan Taylor, who now goes by the name of Laycee James.
She went to LADirectModels.com for a week and then came back to her Uncle
Jim.
Jim says Derek at Direct has better pictures of Jordan than he does.
Eddie answers the phone at World.
A make-up artist calls asking for referrals to directors and producers.
Jim tells Eddie to take her name and number, but that they don't do such
referrals.
Eddie takes about ten minutes taking her name and number. He talks on
and on.
Then he slams the phone down and says it has bad breath. The phone stinks.
He goes into the back room and returns with 409 cleaner and a paper towel.
Just as he's about to spray the phone, Jim tells him to stop. Spray the
paper towel and then wipe the phone.
Tony goes to kiss Promise. She leans away. "Come on Tony. Don't."
He picks her up despite her protests and lifts her in the air for my
photographs.
Afterwards, I ask her how did that make her feel. "Dirty,"
she says. "Used and abused."
Jim says Playboy is shooting Seven Lives Exposed and Promise has a good
chance to be one of the six main characters along with Rayveness. That
would be six-weeks of Monday-through-Friday 9-5 work.
Jim Sr. sings a "doo dah" song.
"You're just a typical Southern guy," says Jr's girlfriend
Holly Wellin.
Sr. tells Promise: "Tell T.T. Boy that each of you owe me a fee
for each time you do it off-camera."
Promise: "I wish he would marry me."
I imagine Promise thinks: "I wish he would marry me and take me
away. I'd make him the happiest man in the world."
Promise: "Those are all lies."
Eddie Charisma: "She told me she wanted to move to Australia with
me and make little koala bears."
Duke: "A woman has the right to change her mind."
When to give out model ID's to affiliates?
Lensman
writes on GFY:
I think it's great that guys like Steve Lightspeed and Donovan Phillips
don't want to give out the IDs of their models to affiliates. After
all, their models are amateurs and most of the time do not do it for
a living. They most likely have only shot for 1-2 shooters ever. They
don't even f--- guys on camera (note to myself - ask Steve about off
camera).
BUT we will provide model IDs to our full-time RealityCash affiliates.
Why? Because our girls are not amateurs, they shoot for lots of people.
You can buy content on most of them from someone else and get the info.
It's pretty tough to sell hardcore porn these days without avertising
hardcore porn. Also, we will not hand it out to any old surfer that
joins our program, we will only give it to known long-term webmasters
who do this s--- for a living.
Not giving IDs = good.
Giving out IDS = good.
It just depends on the circumstances.
Long live RealityCash webmasters.
Let's
all try to remember Chloe Jones for the good times, rather than the sad
ChickenMaster writes on XPT: "Just crocodile tears from an amoral
industry."
Deep Inside Gram
Ponante
I was once gifted a cheapie biography of white rapper Vanilla Ice,
nee Rob Van Winkle. Inside the pulp bio were 16 pages of casual photos
of the artist behind "Ice Ice Baby." One of the photos showed Vanilla
chilling on a couch, staring into the distance. The caption read: Vanilla
Ice: Maxin' and Relaxin'. I don't know what it meant, but that's what
I'm doing here with Teagan, Lisa Sparxxx, Robin Rosenberg, Jen Rosenblatt,
Mason, Anal Load Lee, Reuben Sturman's ghost, Tom Joad's ghost, and
Skeeter Kerkove.
Nobody knows any of them are staying at my house, so only refer to
them obliquely by hair color, body type, and vehicle.
I am crafting a quote about
your book. You have just entered the Betty Ford clinic with Rick James
and Meir Kahane...
Duke: "My book would make the perfect birthday present for your
mother's 80th. The Megans Law website says Gram Ponante is a registered
sex offender."
Gram: She would scold me for not getting to Kitten Natividad first.
"See?" she would say, "the Adventists beat us again."
I didn't know I was registered; I just thought I was in their affiliate
program.
Duke: "Did you ever spill a load to Chloe Jones? Would it be wrong
to do so now, or a tribute?"
Gram: That's a very good question. Like you, however, I do not celebrate
Onan's crime, even if some may consider it a tribute.
How about you? With your suppressed gerontophilia were you tempted
to koo koo ka choo to the lately-departed Mrs. Robinson?
Does masturbating to images of young women who are now old qualify
as gerontophilic?
I was [at PSK] after you last night. I am afraid that if we are seen
together people will stop believing we're the same person.
That is why you make sure that you are taking snaps at a swingers'
party while Chaim Amalek is at a pharmacy ribbon-cutting in Thousand
Oaks.
Bloated With What?
Gram Ponante writes:
An original gangster colleague in the lonely brotherhood of pornbloggeurs
recently referred to someone as "bloated". While he didn't say who this
person was - it might have been the bloating that consumes us all -
a former Buttman staffer claimed to be the object of T-Diddy's hypertextual
scorn and defensively proceeded to tell the world how much she and her
medical staff were comfortable with her body type. Good for you, former
construction company staffer!
But just as I say it is important to love yourself - and you should,
former awful Gene Simmons vanity magazine staffer - it is just as important
to not absorb insults that might not be yours to wallow in.
Remembering Chloe
Jones
John Bone tells Gene
Ross:
"I have to get Chloe in a taxi and rush her to the emergency room.
It costs me $700. They admit her into the hospital. Chloe was in Brazil
for two weeks and she did all the medication she brought for the two
weeks- in one night, partying. They pumped her stomach and had her on
IV drips. They told me I could get her out the next morning. The next
morning I show up and it takes like an hour to sign her out. They didn't
really want to release her. And here's the beautiful part- here's a
girl in the middle of Brazil. She doesn't speak a word of Portuguese.
She's surrounded by these medical people who don't speak a word of English
but somehow she managed to get them to refill her prescription."
Caballero Lays Off Half Of Their Staff
Owner Danny Mamain is know for his sharp dealing. He sold footage of
Vertigo (of which he is the principal investor) to Smash Pictures and
two other companies.
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