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Joseph Elkind Vs. John Bennett

For years these guys were partners with Cyber Entertainment Network. Then, in 2002, JB, with the help of his attorney Steve Workman, locked JoeE out of the business.

Despite rumors that these former friends were settling their differences, a hard-fought legal case goes on.

Here's a copy of some of the publicly-filed legal work from Joseph Elkind's team:

The Case of Fraud Perpetrated By John Bennett Against Joseph Elkind

This document is a compilation of the evidence of fraud, diversion of dunds, and diversion of corporate opportunities committed by John Bennett.

Bennett's Theft Prior To The Structure Being Set Up

Bennett began his theft of funds before the structure was set up. Victoria Garrett was deposed in the case of Hurren vs. NetVision Audiotext. (NetVision AudioText was the name of the business before the offshore structure was set up.) Because Ms. Garrett was the Chief Financial Officer, she was in a position to know about the things brought out in her deposition. Therein she made it clear that John Bennett had been stealing from Mr. Elkind. He had been doing that by directing Victoria Garrett to transfer significant sums, without Elkind's knowledge, into a number of companies that he had formed. Elkind was never given his fair share of the money.

At page 177 of her deposition she testifies as follows:

Q: Last Tuesday in your deposition you also testified that, I believe, that Mr. Bennett had directed Epoch on at least one occasion to send monies to an account in Fort Lauderdale that was not a CEN account. Do you remember that testimony?

A: Yes.

Q: And you indicated at the time, I think, that Mr. Bennett had caused approximately $28,000 to be sent to this account in Fort Lauderdale. Do you remember that?

A: Yes.

Q: And again, can you describe in a little more fully the circumstances surrounding that sending of $28,000 to a bank in Fort Lauderdale? For example, I think you indicated last time that the account was set, the bank account was set up in the name of Mr. Bennett, was that your testimony?

A: Yes, he had about six or seven accounts that were set up through himself and his sister. They were various variations of JJB, BBJ, JJB, different, all the different initials used different ways with his sister's address in Pompano, and they were set up in Northern Trust and in First Union.

One of these companies was LJB Internet Services Inc. Just as testified to by Vickie Garrett, "LJB" are the initials of Bennett's sister. Attached hereto as Tab 2 is a check from LJB made payable to Edward Dinna Trust Account. This is a very surprising document. First, Elkind had no knowledge of this account. The address on the check is 2456 Bayview Dr. This is John Bennett's home address. There should be no reason to divert banking information to his home.

The payment made by this check is for the last portions of sums recovered by Bennett and Elkind in civil litigation against their insurance carrier over litigation with America Online. The total amount of the settlement was $1.125 million. Elkind was not notified of the settlement and his share of the proceeds were sent to the IRS by Bennett for back taxes. This was done without Elkind's knowledge or approval. When questioned by Dinna about this Bennett admitted that he wanted to keep the money out of Elkind's hands so it would make it more difficult to litigate.

Whether hiding this theft and presumably other theft was a reason for the set-up of the structure is an open question. However upon further investigation it has become obvious that the structure was set up for the specific purpose of defrauding Joseph Elkind.

THE DIVERTED PROPERTIES

Emailbucks

The most glaring example of diversion by Mr. Bennett is Emailbucks. This was one of the most valued properties of the structure. If one types "Emailbucks.com" into a web browser, they are taken, not to this property, bto to a property known as "Combocash." Copies of the web pages for Combocash are attached as Tab 3. Any assignment of the right to use or transfer this name was not consented to by Joseph Elkind.

At the settlement meeting in the Bahamas, Bennett first informed Elkind of the fact that he had decided to lease the name Emailbucks to Fabian Buys for the sum of $18,000 per year. Buys is an equal owner of Emailbucks with Bennett and Elkind. This $18,000 was in addition to a charge of .03 per email. Traditionally Emailbucks sent out between 40 and 60 million emails per month. At that rate, the revenue from this property alone should be approximately $15 million per year. From this revenue would come profit which would be owned 66% by the structure. Fabian Buys sent an email to John Bennett sometime before 2001 wherein he acknowledged that the profit of Emailbucks was up to $400,000 per month.

WRONGFUL MISAPPROPRIATION OF DOMAINS/WEBSITE NAMES

The businesses' most important assets are its domain names. Each domain name has what is known as an IP address. This is how traffic gets directed to the company's income producing sites. Whoever controls the domain names controls the company. Early on in the life of the structure the domain names were appropriately placed in the name of Virtual World Holdings.

This is significant because Elkind and Bennett equally, through their trusts, own Virtual World Holdings. Incident to the set up of the structure Virtual World Holdings executed a note in favor of Elkind and Bennett in the approximate amount of $14 million. The value of the note is tied directly to Virtual's ownership and control of the domain names.

In November of 2001, Elkind had yet to be excluded from the business. Without Elkind's approval and behind his back, [Steve] Workman caused the transfer of the most valuable domains to a company known as "Cog Hill." In an email from Workman to Fabian Buys' employee Shaliza Somani, he states:

Shaliza, assuming you or Fabian have begun shifting the more important domains from Virtual to Cog Hill, these cannot go directly to Cog Hill... There can be no connection seen between former CEN and Cog Hill.

So yes, these should go into Virtual, then at some point in the not too distant future, from Virtual to Cog Hill.

This is the same Fabian Buys who participated in Bennett's diversion of Emailbucks to Combocash without Elkind's approval.

It is important to note that Workman copied Bennett n the email but not Elkind. This transfer is outright theft. The purpose was to keep the domain names and consequently the value of the business out of Elkind's direct or indirect control. This would also have the effect of having the value of the Virtual note reduced.

In all of the joint requests to the POTC it states that the Virtual note has been assigned to yet another two entities Bonus Reef and Sage. The joint requests were all drafted by Richard Cahan. He knows that the Elkind portion of the note was never assigned to any entity yet he keeps insisting on putting this in the written requests. Attached as Tab 6 is the diagram of the offshore scheme prepared by Cahan.

Nowhere on this diagram does "Cog Hill" appear.

If this was anything but pure theft, it would appear. Why was it necessary? Why was Elkind's approval not sought for these transfers?

PUNDA INVESTMENTS

Some time after the structure was put in place, Bennett started and controls a company known as Punda Investments A.V.V. This also does not appear on the offshore diagram. There is a substantial amount of money that has been diverted to Punda. The documents show approximately $30,000 per week being transferred to Punda and consequently Bennett. Weekly reports for Punda are attached as Tab 7. Also attached are confirmations of wire transfers of this money.

These are not legitimate transfer of money. It is a simple diversion of money. Net Management maintains a log of payments to webmasters. This is the only type of business transaction that would justify this type of payment. There is no record which support any payment to Punda.

Copies of the webmaster payment log which should provide evidence to support payment to Punda and does not are attached... There are certain "house accounts" which say "do not pay." These represent "cross sales." A cross sale is one generated by an in-house website and hence there is no payment that must be made to a webmaster for the sale. They are the same "cross sales" that Bennett and his lawyer Leonard Samuels told the PTC no longer exist.

The "Other" Network

Fabian Buy acknowledges in an email dated March 13, 2002, shortly after Elkind's exclusion from the company that there is a new network being set up. That email is attached. Therein in a response to Bennett's warnings about U.S. law he states:

"So they will come and get me in...China/Aruba/Curacao/dominica/spain? Problem will be solved within approx. 10 days when the 'other' network is up and running."

There is additional evidence that Bennett has in fact set up another network. Attached...are earnings reports. There is one for Net Management...which includes: Dellwood, Emailbucks, and 1-Verification Systems.

However there is also one titled "Other Accounts Earnings Report" wh ich includes Golden Valley, Oakley, Naughty Webcams, and New Castle. None of these are included in the structure diagram. This is at least part of the "other" network referred to by Fabian Buys.

Just like Naughtywebcams, Oakley, and New Castle are Bennett created and run companies. It appears that there is a wholesale diversion of Net Management sales to these entities. Oakley has its office located at the offices of Net Management in care of Bennett's sister Lisa Bennett.

New Castle...is another entity to which business is being diverted. Attached...shows a substantial amount of money due to "Firefly." This is a Fabian Buys property which is run by Shaliza Somani. She is the same person who transferred the Virtual World Holdings domains to Cog Hill.

FRAUDULENT FINANCIAL STATEMENTS

Company sales grew exponentially while Elkind was still in the business. After Elkind was improperly excluded, the financial statements began to fraudulently state that sales were dropping. In addition, key financial ratios became grossly inconsistent with the historical ratios.

The structure that was set up is commonly referred to as the "Breakers" structure. Throughout the course of the life of the structure, it has been extremely difficult to obtain financial statements as the ATC, the trustee of the "Breakers" structure has been under the total control of John Bennett.

Year Annual Sales Webmaster Payout Percentage

1997 $817,511 3%
1998 $6,110,492 37%
1999 $26,899,032 35%
2000 $45,408,725 38%
2001 $32,772,553 39%
2002 $42,856,435 43%
2003 $10,695,799 50%

It is clear that any figures reported after the structure began in the last seven months of 2001 are very suspect.

In the fall of 2002 a settlement conference was held with former federal judge Thomas Scott. At that time Bennett, through his lawyer, Leonard Samuels, presented Elkind with financial statements for the year end 2001. The hope was that Elkind would rely upon them and sell his interest to Bennett for an artificially low price. These statements were given to Elkind fully nine months after the period to which they pertained had ended. These statements reflected a false sales figure of $24,207,247. It reported net income of $2.6 million. When the "correct" financial statements were provided they showed a net income of $4.3 million.

When the year end figures were provided for 2002, the purported results for the fourth quarter were alarming. Bennett wanted Elkind to believe that sales had precipitously dropped to $3.7 million a month. He also wanted Elkind to believe that the company had sustained its first quarterly loss...

WHAT THE FINANCIALS SHOULD LOOK LIKE

Based upon the July 8, 2003 statistics reluctantly given by Bennett, the Financial Statements should show total annual revenue for Traffic Cash only of approximately $90 million.

Bennett sent an email dated November 25, 2001 to CCBill...one of many credit card processors for the company. Each new signup is a sale. In this email Bennett represented that he would deliver 6000 signups per day to this one processor alone.

FALSE STATEMENTS MADE TO THE PRIVATE TRUST CORPORATION BY BENNETT

In July of 2003, a settlement conference was held at the offices of the Private Trust Corporation. Bennett was accompanied by his lawyer Leonard Samuels. The gist of Bennett's presentation was that the company's business was declining for a number of reasons. He claimed that there was no longer any cross sales owing to new VISA and MASTER CARD rules.

Bennett...provided access to statistics for one day for Traffic Cash Gold. These statistics show that Mr. Bennett lied about the business being reduced. They also show the existence of numerous cross sales.

THE ATC IS BREACHING ITS FIDUCIARY DUTY TO ELKIND BY SIDING WITH BENNETT

On many occasions the ATC has acted unfairly toward Elkind at the request of Bennett.

First, the ATC has intentionally held back financial statements from Elkind.

The ATC is the trustee of Mr. Elkind's company Oakmont.

Second, the ATC participated with Bennett in allowing the payment under an interim settlement agreement to be made with these funds.

Third, ATC, at the direction of Net Management initiated a prepayment of Elkind's start up loan for the purpose of paying Elkind $202,000 due under the initial Interim Settlement Agreement. This was supposed to be a consulting fee.

Fourth, the final settlement which was reached in the Bahamas but never reduced to writing was drafted by Peter Goddard, the lawyer for the ATC at Bennett's direction. In addition thereto, ATC held up the wire of the initial $1 million payment despite having a joint letter of request. This was at the direction of Bennett and Workman who were attempting to condition this payment upon Elkind putting his shares in escrow prior to the execution of a final settlement agreement.

THE FRAUDULENT PURPOSE OF THE STRUCTURE

The structure was set by Becker & Poliakoff who advised that such a structure was beneficial for two reasons. The first is that the structure is supposed to provide asset protection. Contrary to this advice, it provides no asset protection. The ATC, through Peter Goddard, has made clear that the amount of money to be reserved in Breakers is related to the potential judgment in the Perfect 10's litigation. If there were any asset protection, why would there have to be reserves setup for this lawsuit? When it came to the AOL litigation, the structure provided no asset protection. If it did, there would have been no nee dto pay AOL the millions of dollars the company agreed to pay.

The second reason for setting up the structure was tax avoidance. Becker & Poliakoff retained Timothy Scranton Esquire of the law firm Ten State Street to give an opinion on the tax implications of the structure. Mr. Scranton has confirmed that his opinion deals only with the issue of reportability and not taxability of Income.

In order for the Ten State Street opinion to have any validity, there must be no U.S. source income. The opinion obviously assumes that the file servers can not be located within the United States.

Mr. Bennett acknowledged at the meetings in the Bahamas that the file servers remain in the United States. There can be no argument that, with the file servers in the U.S., they are generating U.S. source income. The premise upon which this entire structure was set up to avoid U.S. taxes, which was dubious at best, has been defeated by John Bennett's own actions. Despite knowing this, he refuses to comply with the United States taw laws and he is brazenly participating in the crime of tax evasion.

Tax experts have informed that even if the file servers were not in the United States, the whole structure constitutes tax evasion.

Edward Cherry was a lawyer who worked for one of the company's major credit card processors, iBill. Because the company gave so much business to iBill and because iBill was having constant issues over Net Management's billing practices, Edward Cherry was in regular meetings with Net Management's corporate counsel Steve Workman. Workman's behavior will be examined below. Mr. Cherry has stated in his affidavit and testimony that Workman admitted that the structure was setup for the purpose of putting Elkind out of business.

There is compelling proof of this illegal and fraudulent motive. Before the structure was set up, Bennett had hired an investigator to surveil Elkind for the purpose of gathering evidence that Elkind had violated his employment agreement. This employment agreement had yet to be signed.

THE USE OF ELKIND'S LAWYERS AGAINST HIM TO COMPLETE THE FRAUD

Kenneth Knox

Incident to the set up of the structure Elkind signed an employment agreement. Why he might need one is a mystery. This is the employment agreement that was supposedly breached by Elkind for which he was terminated. Bennett was trying to prove this agreement was breached before it was signed by Elkind. In order to contrive a formal presentation that would end in Elkind's dismissal, Bennett, through Workman, hired a lawyer Kenneth Knox. Knox is with the law firm Fisher and Phillips. Elkind has sued Knox and his law firm.

Knox was Elkind's own lawyer. Although he first denied this in his testimony, the evidence is apparent that he represented Elkind, and that he disregarded Elkind's interest and chose to protect John Bennett's interest. Under American law this is the worst thing a lawyer can do to a client. The common euphemism is that Elkind was "sold out" by Knox.

Steven Workman

Steve Workman is the in-house counsel for Net Management. He is not a member of the Florida Bar. He was refused admittance to the Florida Bar as a result of his failure to disclose prior problems on his application. Mr. Workman attempted to have the Private Trust Corporation fire Elkind. To its credit, the PTC remained neutral and refused to take this action. Mr. Workman was rebuffed in his attempts to have the PTC fire Elkind in a letter sent by the PTC's lawyer Miranda Monroe Evans. Undeterred, Workman obtained an opinion letter from Kenneth Knox which recommended that Net Management fire you. We were shocked when we took the deposition of Knox to find that he had been mislead by Workman into believing that you no longer had an ownership interest in the structure.

In an email, Workman instructed Ken Knox to:

"Get on the phone to attorney Ed Dinna and tell him we are not putting up with s--- from his client. Tell him that if Elkind or any of his lackeys contact our employees again, he will get zero, zilch, and he can look to the courts for whatever justice he can obtain, he can starve for two years while litigation slogs slowly through the courts system for all I care."

This attitude of crush Elkind at all costs continues. Most recently Workman has been given to sending extortionate emails to Ed Dinna. This was sent in an attempt to coerce Elkind into taking an unreasonably low settlement offer. On May 4, 2003, he clearly communicated a threat to Elkind and his lawyers. Elkind, because of the actions of Bennett, has substantial tax problems with the Internal Revenue Service. Workman states:

Ed, In your conversations with the IRS, I am sure you have discussed Joee's ICE business.

If you have not,,,hmmmm,, that would be bad,,perhaps I should meet with Agent Shaw to ensure you and your client are being truthful to the IRS.

Call me so that we might avoid disaster for you, Mineo and Goldstein... I think there may be some lawyer complicity in money diversion, if not laundering...only the facts will decide, won't they.

You changed the rules from trust to non-trust....so do not blame me when things rough and decidedly nasty.

CONCLUSION

It is difficult to imagine a more compelling case against John Bennett. He was stealing from Elkind before he started the structure. He wanted Elkind out. He began to plan Elkind's removal before the structure was in place. He used Elkind's lawyers to accomplish this task. When Elkind was removed, he tried to starve him. All the while he has been stealing and diverting money and corporate opportunities. There are no tactics which are off-limits for him including extortion and cooking the books.

Elkind has nowhere to turn to but the PTC because the American courts have referred the matter to the Bahamas for arbitration. Bennett has refused to pay for this arbitration or submit his claim. Every day that goes by the theft continues. The PTC is the legal owner of the structure from both parties and it should not let one "partner" dictate to the other and steal as Bennett has.

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Edward Cherry of iBill said:

A. Sometime after Steve Workman retained Becker @ Poliakoff, and then Richard Cahan facilitated the restructuring, Steve and I began getting into heated discussions about Joe Elkind. Steve was telling me that he's coming at 3:00 o'clock in the afternoon, he's doing all sorts of drugs. And I said, 'Steve, have you seen him do drugs?' And he says, 'No.' And I said, 'How do you know he's been doing drugs?' And that's when he starts telling me that, 'We've had a private investigator follow him because he doesn't know this, but in his management agreement, all he has to do or all we have to do is show the trustee that there's some triggering event in the management agreement, and then the trustee, without any court order, would cease funding Joe Elkind's interest in the company.'

Q. Had the management agreement been signed by that time?

A. I don't know. I stopped Steve Workman. I said, 'Let me get this straight. You mean to tell me that you've already know that Joe Lkind has potentially violated the restructuring management agreement, and that at any given time, you could contact the trustees and cut off the funding?' And Steve said, 'That's absolutely right.' And then he used the comments, 'We're going to be pushing him out of the company. It's definitely happening.' At that point, I went in to my CEO, and told him: 'I know that Joe Elkind and Steve Workman were initially great friends because they both partied together, and that at this point in time, it looks like they're trying to push one of the partners out.' I told Garrett Bender that there could be potential exposure here at I-Bill if we help facilitate that.

[Steve Workman] presented to me ...that [Joe E] won't stay off the e-mailing. He won't stay off the boards. He's becoming a liability to the company. We don't want to pay him out any money. It's easy for us to get him out of the company using the management agreement which is a solid document that the trustees will acknowledge where we won't have to go through hoops and hurdles to get him off the premises and out of the building.

DIRECT EVIDENCE OF ILLEGAL BUSINESS PRACTICES

In the adult internet business, it is necessary that credit card processors be used. This is because the chargeback rates on these types of transaction are so high that it is difficult for a company such as CEN/Net Management to get a merchant account. The high chargeback rates are caused by illegal tactics...by Bennett and Workman... They typically give "free trials" the fine print which is hidden will generally say something like "automatically rebilled after 30 days unless cancelled." They also engage in "cross sales."

The use of these practices are easy to prove. One need only go on a Net Management site and look at the sign-up page. Rather than choose a cross sale, one has to decline or the charge happens anyway. This is so for both cross sales and free trials.

...Bennett and Workman have engaged in "banging" of credit cards. This is an industry term which describes the unauthorized charges to credit cards. This is a highly illegal practice. To prevent this practice, most states including Florida have laws which impose criminal penalties for the misues of lists of credit card data.

Bennet and Workman apparently understood all too well the importance of compiling the list of the customers' credit card information. As Mr. Cherry testified:

Q. If somebody goes on to a Net Management site and they type in their credit card...

A. Correct.

Q. Net Management is not supposed to capture that information?

A. That's correct, unless they're a merchant.

A. And if they capture that infromation, are they doing something illegal?

A. I think they may be doing something unlawful, tortuous. I don't know if it's criminal. There's a statute in Florida that's called credit card list prohibited. And you're prohibited in the state of Florida to compile credit card lists, so that theoretically, if they're compiling a credit card list, it would follow that the possibility exists it was unlawful.

Q. Do you know whether they were doing it.

A. I know for a fact they were doing it.

Q. Why would iBill allow such a thing?

A. The reason I was told why they allowed it is because John Bennett complained that our technology was no good and that his technology was better, so that if he had the ability to collect credit card numbers up front, he could then batch them out to us and we could process them at a separate time frame...

The credit card data base was then shared between a company called Babenet and Net Management. Net Management then engaged in the highly illegal practice of "banging" each other's credit card databases. This was discovered by iBill's fraud and compliance officer Nicholas Toth. What he found was a large number of transaction wherein the same credit card had been charged for both Net Management and Babenet very close in time there was no corresponding link between the two sites.

In order to deal with the problem of high chargebacks, Bennett and Workman resorted to bank fraud. As Cherry describes, there were times when Net Management would have 20,000 to 30,000 transactions from sequentially numbered credit cards from a foreign bank hit all at once and be three seconds apart.

Q. They had to do something to lower the chargebacks?

A. Absolutely and I have personal knowledge that that absolutely happened. There was absolutely, on one occasion, 40,000 transactions from a Lebanese bank. Another in excess of 30 or 40,000 from a Panamanian bank, another in excess of that amount from a Canadian bank.

Q. Presumably what would happen is they'd bo buy these credit cards somewhere, put money in the bank and run all these one-after-another charges to lower their chargeback rate?"

A. Absolutely.

Q. Did you ever talk to Workman or Bennett about this?

A. I sure did. I would be the one that would be asked to go out to dinner with them, feel them out, talk to them about that stuff, and whenever I brought up the issue, they always backed off.

The issue of Alpha Soft, banging credit cards lowering chargebacks. John Bennett never spoke to me specifically about that, but then in several conversations that I had impromptu with Steve Workman, he alwas pointed the finger at Alpha Soft. And then I would retort with, 'Well, how come your accounts are benefitting from it if Alpha Soft is the only one doing it?' And he'd back off.

August 6, 2007

8:27 p.m.

A man calls. "Are you wearing your yarmulke?"

Luke: "Of course."

Man: "And tefillin?"

Luke: "Of course not."

Man: "Are you allowed to jerk off while wearing a yarmulke?"

Luke: "Who's this?"

Man: "JoeE. Who else would ask you if you're wearing a yarmulke?"

"The convention. I had a party on my boat. I had Ahmad Rashad [born Bobby Moore, converted to Islam in 1972 and took on that new name]. Kid Rock. I told Kid Rock, 'You've got to sit down because if people see you stumbling anymore... Make them believe you're not all f---ed up.' It was hysterical. Ahmad Rashad didn't want to be sitting next to him.

"I know these guys. They said, 'JoeE, we really appreciate you taking care of us. Please don't let anyone see us in this condition.'

"I had [Playmate] Nicole Jackson and her friends on the boat. All the models, you should've heard them complaining to me. They said the convention sucked. They said none of the big players were there.

"The girls I sent there cried on my shoulder Sunday. 'JoeE, we wish you were still in the business. My God. At least you didn't grope us. You gave us literature. These guys don't even know what they're selling. They're just trying to get laid by the models.'

"I want to get laid by the models too but the models I use are to attract attention and to sell a product.

"I'd like you to interview the models. Taren Cassidy. Jessica Gonzales.

"The Rock was there. I went to a party for five minutes and left everybody there and was home by midnight. I'm having some beers today. I'll smile, but I've never heard guys say to girls what I heard yesterday. It's like Lensman running around saying, 'Hey, you want to be in Playboy. I'm the man.' I never said s--- like that."

"I had some yesterday. I hung out with some athletes. But they were pounding down Absolut [vodka]. I sucked on two Coors lites. I can't drink anymore."

"I'm baby-sitting the guys who work for me. They're going, 'Did you see her? Did you see that chick?' I say, 'Guys, you're 40-year old guys. I've got a ten-year-old daughter. Be nice to the girls. Don't stare at them.

"That's why I did well. Ask Peaches. Ask the other models. The girls who worked for me know I never hit on them. And everybody else did.

"Leslie. The hottest chick down there. Chris Mallick bribed her to go to work for him.

"For the average webmaster and model who had to work [at Internext], it was miserable for them."

Luke: "Are you still in the Adult industry?"

JoeE: "Chris Jarvin (sp?) took over Ice Cold Cash and made it into another company. I want nothing to do with that side of the business."

"None of the big players were there. Paul Fishbein wasn't there. Ron Levi. Rod Cadwell (CCBill)."

Fishbein and Darren Roberts were there.

We talk about JoeE's lawsuits.

JoeE: "I had all this s---. I want to spend time with my daughter."

"I used to take care of the little webmaster but there's nobody who does that anymore. They don't give a f---. These big ugly f---- just want to be me. I'm a small, short Jewish f---. I have a good personality. I have respect. I have a good mom and good daughter.

"I tell the girls, 'You're dealing with a guy in his forties. I'm not going to lie to you about my age. Say I love you. Sure, if something about me turns you on, which I couldn't understand anyway...but I don't buy the pussy."

"I grew up in a kosher home. My mom's kosher. The whole family's teachers."