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Greg writes:

After being in this business for a long time, I have seen how it totally consumes the people that support and work in it. It is like a washing machine. You put in several dirty socks and when it's all done, you're always missing a few. It uses people up and spits them out like a pubic hair. There is a saying, "She/he is a booger, just flick 'em off."

Everyone in the companies, could care less about any workers, from the people who clean the offices to the "porn stars." They are just numbers. I have been in corporate America in another business, but this business, "The Porn Industry" is without a doubt the most forgetful business in the world. You're forgotten when you get the flick!

The Return Of Skeeter Kerkove

The convicted sex offender has been hit with child molestation charges by an ex-wife.

After five weeks of silence, he talks to Gene Ross.

East Coast News

Jane writes:

Two things that I have been told by people who work in downtown Manhattan near Federal Plaza.

(1) Don't EVER mess around with a particular New York "porn king" who lives in the Five Towns. (a suburban area of NYC where a lot of wealthy Jewish people are known to live.)

(2) Don't EVER even think of messing around with EA's NYC area "distributors".

I also know through other people that the person in number one does what I was told not to do in number two. I've also witnessed that it is sometimes a two way street for all involved.

East coast news....west coast snooze?

Missy Monroe Hugs Genesis Skye

I meet a flirtatious 18-year old at VixenModels.com named Charlotte.

Jenna Jameson was her forthright self when she was inducted into the XRCO hall of fame. She apologized "to everyone I sh-- on in my book."

Tony Malice tells me that Smelly Monkey is a high-up industry insider.

When I left at 11:50pm, there were about ten black stretch-limos lined up on Constellation Blvd in Century City.

Cuddling Joanna Angel And Appreciating Just How Truly Special She Is

JamesN writes on XPT:

Luke strikes back! The cheesy-brooklynn-novelangstpunkchick interview was up there with the wired/sex-positive one. Watching Luke handing frauds some rope then the familiar-dance to suffocation kinda never gets old. It's amazing the amount of people who are really confident in their ability to bulls--- everyone all the time. I've always been too ADHD to be able to do that and remember what I said, so I'm a bitter, bitter man. it makes me feel I'm not missing much when things unravel like that.

Shaddup writes on XPT:

"Is this some kind of psychological thing? Are you trying to do some kind of expose on why porn stars want to do bad things?" - J. Angel

Dear Luke,

Thank you for continuing to ask the only questions that really matter.

Why porn?
What about your future?
What about your past?
What about your parents?
What drugs are you on?
Why the tattoo?
Why GagFactor?
Why Meatholes? etc. etc. etc.

Your interviews are the closest approximation to scientific research that pornsumers can hope for. Please keep up the excellent work.

JamesN writes:

You're missing the point. It's not about asking them about meatholes or what their parents think. no, it's the stuff that you can't rehearse for or have a dismissive answer to. "Do you think we have an eternal soul?" You either answer it, end the interview immediately, or panic and watch the construct of self you were working to project go to s--- while the realization that people will be laughing at you soon starts making you feel sick to your stomach.

Joseph Elkind Vs. Becker and Poliakoff Law Firm

JoeE spent the past two days in depositions with the law firm that set up John Bennett's offshore scheme.

LFP Turmoil

I hear some people at LFP are going to get fired for taking kickbacks.

Jason Hendeles' Questionable Past

Googling on Jason Hendeles' name brings up some interesting information on the guy and the numerous and potentially controversial business dealings he has been involved with in the past, furthering confirming in my mind, at least, that this .XXX thing is soley a money-making venture for Hendeles and a small group of other people - that has nothing, absolutely nothing to do with child pornography prevention.

In accordance with IFFOR's its bylaws, there are currently three initial IFFOR Board Directors, Stuart Lawley (Chairman), Ronald Appleby, QC and Timothy Denton ("the Interim Board").

Once this application is approved, the Interim Board will then fill the remaining seats of the initial board with leading advocates from the appropriate constituencies, bringing the number of directors on the Board to seven.

Stuart Lawley is an experienced Chairman and Chief Executive, who has developed and successfully managed a number of UK businesses in office technology and the Internet. He was Chief Executive of Eurofax Ltd and Alto Group plc and Chairman of Oneview.net plc (all UK Companies). He is an investor in and Chairman of Definitive Electronic Solutions Inc. He has a BSc in Engineering from the University of London, England. Ronald Appleby is a partner in the law firm of Robins Appleby and Taub.

Mr. Appleby is an honors graduate of Osgoode Hall Law School, where he served as an editor of the Osgoode Hall Law Journal. He attained first class honors in four consecutive years at the University of Toronto, from which he holds a Bachelor of Commerce degree. Mr. Appleby was called to the Bar of Ontario with first class honors in March 1970. He has been a partner in the firm since 1973 and was appointed Queen's Counsel in 1982.

Timothy Denton is a consultant in private practice specializing in telecommunications and Internet policy. He is a consultant to the Canadian Internet Registration Authority ("CIRA"). He has a Bachelor of Civil Law (BCL) from McGill University and joined the Bar of Quebec in 1975. His undergraduate degree in political science and philosophy is also from McGill. Mr. Appleby and Mr. Denton have agreed to step down within 30 days after ICANN accreditation to make way for to make way for appointments from the nominating committee.

From Wired.com 3/14/01:

ICM, meanwhile, thinks it will triumph. "I am not too concerned about the other pseudo-registries reselling dot-xxx domain names. Anyone can sell snake oil," Jason Hendeles, president of ICM said via e-mail. Hendeles has been in Australia at an ICANN meeting pushing for approval of the dot-xxx domain.

"Our proposal was not rejected and has a strong possibility of being approved in the next round once we have secured the consensus support of the broader Internet community, ICANN and the Department of Commerce. We are confident that we are very close to reaching that point. To choose between New.net and ICANN and the DOC seems like a pretty easy choice to me."

From Wired 4/10/98:

As Network Solutions gets legal sanction to continue its domain-name business unfettered, a new wrinkle has appeared in the sometimes weird and twisting tale of challenger AlterNIC and its embattled founder, Eugene Kashpureff.

That wrinkle goes by the name of Jason Hendeles. An estranged friend and former business partner of Kashpureff's, Hendeles plans to take over AlterNIC's name and assets and return it to its original mission as a bona fide alternative registry of domain names.

"We don't want the AlterNIC to continue in its current condition," Hendeles said. "It threatens a lot of the people and the groups that are involved in this because it destroys the legitimacy of the effort."

Kashpureff himself is now awaiting judgment from a New York court after pleading guilty to computer fraud last month. Kashpureff admitted diverting Web traffic from Network Solutions' InterNIC domain registry to his rival AlterNIC. He faces a maximum penalty of five years in prison and a $250,000 fine.

AlterNIC is the best known among the smattering of alternative domain-name registrars who want to see the market open up. It has been servicing new top-level domains, such as .nic, .per, and .xxx., since early 1996.

Jason Hendeles is mentioned in this article on moving company fraud:

Likewise, in Plantation, Florida the FBI have turned toward another Miami area moving company, America's Best Movers under more customer complaints of Israeli movers defrauding innocent Americans out of thousands of dollars in cash and worldly belongings. The scam the moving companies use is ingenious. Unwitting victims go onto moving brokerage sites and request bids from movers. The moving companies then submit "low-ball" estimates that are thousands of dollars lower than ones that would be offered by any reputable moving company. When the movers arrive, sometimes in no more than a Ryder truck with a sign duct-taped to the side, they begin demanding thousands of dollars in cash from the victims. Additionally, the company who is offered the bid is often not the company that shows up, in many cases, adding confusion to future complaints and investigations.

Oddly, the moving brokers, such as Randy Goldberg of National Moving Network, another Miami-based company, claim no responsibility for the actions of the companies they subcontract work out to, passing the blame on the customer and the individual companies NMN relies on. National Moving Network, the brainchild of Jason Hendeles of Toronto, Ontario was established at approximately the same time as the dissolution of America's Interstate Commerce Commission around 1995.

Questions For Jessica Darlin

Deun writes: "I wonder if she expresses these feelings to her many PRIVATES with questionable ethnic backgrounds. Also I can't help but get the feeling that you're somewhat sympathic to her sentiments."

I'm sympathetic to a good story.

Fred writes:

Sir, if I didn't know better, I think Jessica Darlin has a few issues to work out. I have some questions for you.

1. Did Jessica Darlin really write this stuff?

2. Did porn do a number on her, or would she be this way even if she never set foot on a porn set? How much of the hostility that jumps off the page is the result of work in porn?

3. Is she out of porn now? If not, who does she work for/with?

4. That manifesto was motivated by emotion and not reason. Only a person deeply bothered by something would write that. There is some really big issue underneath the surface. What do you suppose it is? Self-loathing? An inferiority complex? Regret that she has damaged herself through bad decisions? A feeling that the giants of western culture and thinking(Shakespeare, Beethoven, Aristotle, Spinoza, Rob Black) have been undervalued by the multiculturalist cultural and academic elite?

5. Is there an underlying feeling that she was exploited by porn and foolish for doing it, and trying to cover up those feelings? Is she lashing out at those who she thinks cheated her?

6. Have you ever met her/interviewed her? Is she smart/dumb in person?

7. Is it true that a cabal of evil Jews and Blacks broke into her computer and sabotaged the spell-check? (Sorry-cheap shot.)

8. What education level? High school?

9. Do you suppose she saved any of her earnings from porn? Was she a druggie? Did she turn tricks on the side?

10. Given that she's an antisemite, I suppose dinner and a movie would be out of the question, right?

11. Does she really think that porn users really have an affinity for viagra and meth?

12. If she really thinks that multiculturalism is a failure, what is she doing in LA? Why not move someplace that is predominantly white? I'm actually curious about the origin of these values. Something happened. I'd like to know what. Inquiring minds want to know.

Luke, you are porn valley's moral leader. Go and straighten her out. It's your duty and calling. It would be a mitzvah.

I've met her and her husband many times. They were perfectly nice. I think those words came from Jessica's heart.

Club Babylon

Felicia Fox emails:

Understand this -- the last thing in the world I want is to bring attention to the scumbags at "Club Babylon" in Austintown, Ohio (near Youngstown in NE Ohio).

However, if I don't say something about it (and therefore publicize them inadvertently) then, like the cockroaches they are, they'll just keep doing what they're doing.

I was in Youngstown a month or so ago, as one of the guests of honor at a Horror film convention there (www.darkkarnival.com). A few weeks after my appearance, fans in the area began emailing me, asking me when I was going to be appearing at Club Babylon in Austintown. I wrote back, asking them what they were talking about -- nothing was scheduled, which I confirmed after a phone call to my booking agent. That's when I learned that this club, which I've never been in or had any contact with, was continually running my photo in the "Youngstown Vindicator" with the caption that I was "Coming Soon" to their club.

Tim called the club, and he spoke to a manager, Mark. Mark insisted that my fans were mistaken; no such ad was running, and that he'd never heard my name before. Tim thanked him for his time, then hung up.

The emails from Youngstown fans continued.

Last night, Tim called the club again, posing as a customer at my insistence. A young lady answered, and he asked about "the girl who's in your ad in the newspaper...when is she appearing at your club?"

Door Girl: "Uh...she could be here next month, or the month after...we're not sure. It depends on how you define 'coming soon'."

Tim: "I see. Can I speak to a manager, please?"

Door Girl: "Uh...they're busy right now. Can I ask who's calling?"

Tim: "Yes...the woman in the ad is Felicia Fox, and you guys are advertising her as coming soon to your club, when she's not. I need to speak to a manager immediately."

"Ed" comes to the phone. He's a bouncer, I think -- way too dumb to be a manager, according to Tim (although at this place, who can tell?).

Ed is insulting and abusive, shouts and threats are exchanged, blah blah blah. I put in a call to my attorney, Major Kneecapper Stephen Klein, who begins drafting cease and desist letters.

Why am I telling you all this? Folks, even in your own backyard, there are scumbags and liars, who are waiting to take advantage of all YOUR hard work, who are waiting to cheat YOUR fans and ruin YOUR good name. Be aware...

I'm thinking of making a free appearance at club in Youngstown now, one of their competitors, just so I can see and thank all my fans, and ruin the business at "Club Babylon" for a few days.

Phone calls from any of you to the club in my support would be very much appreciated. The phone number there is 330-793-5333 and their email address is babylon@zoominternet.net.

An Email Exchange With Joanna Angel

She writes me Thursday morning:

there is a scanned copy of the ny times article. i think the journalist for this story liked me alittle more than you.

you might like this article better, because it completely trashes me and the praise i got in the NY times

it is also a really ridiculous article, that made assumptions about me without ever talking to me. like "she doesn't even know who linda lovelace is"

i respect a journalist who insults me the intelligent way; it's integral you get to know me before you insult me.

i want to do another drunk interview. that was fun. next time you should ask way more obnoxious questions. i have faith that you can do it. maybe instead of "joanna angel has no soul" you can try something more offensive like "joanna angel has herpes."

i have a rigorous day of hurting myself and my family ahead of me. i better get started...

I reply: "The dominant reaction I got to our interview from people who know you > was -- Joanna feels she's smarter than everybody and if you challenge > that she gets very upset."

Joanna responds:

i dont think im smarter than everyone else. theres a lot of people who are smarter than me in the world. if you give me a list of people's names i can check off who i think is smarter than me. i didn't get upset about you "challenging" me- i just didn't see the point in you asking me about my childhood, and like eternal souls. It just doesn't have anything to do with me having sex on camera or BurningAngel or anything that would be even remotely relevant to "an interview with a porn star." your questions about wanting to hurt myself and my family were pretty condescending, so i was condesceding right back.

I write: "Is this true? Is that a reason why you are in porn? So you can be > smarter than everyone around you and make sure you can't mix in social > circles where people are smarter than you?"

Joanna responds:

this is like- ridiculous. no, dude. no. what the hell is wrong with your brain. the people im really close with both in this business and in general are a lot smarter than me. i've always befriended people I can learn from. The people in my life who are significantly less smarter than me in my life are usually my aquantainces , not close friends.

I write: "What was the dominant reaction you got to our interview?"

Joanna responds: "that you're an asshole."

Jack writes: "Looks like you got a live one! God, anybody who clings to their SAT score as proof as their intelligence (it's not a friggin' IQ test, stupid!) for more than 10 seconds after it gets them into the college of their choice is ... easily defined. Interesting how this "hipster girls-in-control" site is actually owned & operated by men ... how is that any different than the standard porn paradigm? It's the Williamsburg version of JKP!"

Joanna responds:

i dont cling to my sat scores, i just don't date people who did badly on them. like you.

and who are the men rinning this site? im the boss. do you want me to put you on the phone with the other men in this office?

jack is being naughty and needs to get a spanking.

Shay Thomas Interview

Bill writes: "I just recently read your interview with Shay Thomas from back in March. I don't watch porn much anymore, however, my favorite all time star was Shay. A big beautiful woman in porn was very rare, and watching her on screen was really a beautiful sight. She always seemed so real and down to earth, even if she may not have enjoyed that scene. She really redefined what I thought was beautiful in a woman."

The Humble Arab Vagina is a Force to be Reckoned With

Chaim Amalek writes:

The most powerful weapon left to the Palestinians is the Palestinian womb. Ignoring the Arab population on the so-called "west bank" and Gaza, there remains within Israel an Arab population that currently makes up fully 20% of her population, and it is growing at an awesome rate. The extrapolations I've seen indicate that within fifty years (at about the time that France goes Muslim), Israel will be majority Arab and Muslim. If she remains a democracy at that time, it will be a simple matter for her Arab majority to vote the Jewish character out of existence and to reunite with their Arab brethren in Palestine to make, well, Palestine. That's the central threat that Israel faces - not suicide bombers, but Israeli Arab men fornicating with Israeli Arab women to make still more Arabs. Remember what I've long said in criticism of the secular Jewess: Jewish women use their vaginas as playthings; Palestinian women use theirs as cannon.

The humble Arab vagina may yet conquer both Western Europe and Israel.

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Most of this obsession with encouraging endogamy comes from the rabbinate, not the great leaders of the Jewish past. As the Torah itself makes clear, historically great jewish men have taken shiksas (or converts) as their wives. But the rabbinate saw that as a threat to their power, so they came up with the current system, which keeps out almost all new blood.

Luke, I task thee with the impregnation of your new Aryan honey, and the care for her at least until the fetus is born and can stand on its own. Also, let us not have any more talk of you "dating" or trying to date older Jewish women; sex with such females is functionally equivalent to masterbation, in that neither is likely to result in the creation of a new white or Jewish child.

Khunrum writes: "A good reason for Luke, Fred, Master Weisblott and yes, you too my dear Amalek to find mates and add your offspring to the Hebrew mix. Find a good hardworking Yiddish chick (that would be the foreign variety....no "peppies"). A gal like mine who is outside in the Houston heat this very moment, cleaning out my garage while I twiddle the hours away chatting on the computer. Let's go lads....get with it. Now is the hour."

Fred writes: "Rum, if we did away with those circumcision rules, and the stuff about no pork and lobster, would you have any interest in joining?"

Khunrum replies:

First counselor let me thank you for you kind offer to join "the tribe." Circumcision would not be an issue since my "turtleneck sweater" as it were, was removed years ago when I was just a babe in my mother's arms.

However, since my new bride is a Buddhist, I too have decided to adopt this rather soft core religion as my own. We even visited the Thai Buddhist Temple this past weekend for a look see. The head Monk, a kindly old gentleman, sprinkled holy water on our heads whilst babbling on in a language I did not understand. After, I stuck a few notes in the collection till and we were on your way. Not too demanding. Perfect.

Amalek's Master Plan Begins to Take Shape

Chaim Amalek, Chairman of an as-yet unnamed movement, writes:

Luke, to judge from some of the material you have posted or linked to over the years, I'll wager that there is quite a bit of common ground between Zionists, fearful of the awful power of the humble Arab vagina, and the women (but likely not the men) of porn. In fact, were you to take my brief comments and substitute "white" for "jewish" and "thirdworlder" for "arab," you would have a statement that many of them could personally sign off on. And this presents an opportunity.

If the smart women of porn (by which I mean the current generation of gentile porn actresses, not their liberal left, "culturally" Jewish predecessors) were to jump on the bandwagon, they could bring quite a few of their fans with them, and we'd have a movement far too large to be marginalized and herded into the ghettos of the National Alliance or the National Vanguard.

No sir, we'd have a movement that the politicians would have to take notice of and negotiate with. I, as one of humanity's most respected thinkers, am available to be summoned to lead such a movement, if the people ask it of me.

You can be our journalist, worming your way up the ranks into a position of power, and Cathy S---- can be our official spokeswoman (plus she'd add a splash of diversity to the mix).

There was a time when Jews and European chauvinists got along just fine; a time before the disaster of 1914 ruined things for both Jew and White Man alike. Let's use the power of porn to restore that world and the equilibrium it once enjoyed. The growing rejection by Europeans of what their elites urge them to do points the way.