PAW Hosts Bowling-For-Scholars Evening In Torrance
5/29/05
Victoria Spencer Victoria Victoria Avy Scott Belladonna Belladonna Naudia Nyce Belladonna Tricia Oaks, Serena Sin Tricia, Serena Victoria Givens Victoria Givens Lori Wagner Lori Wagner Lori Wagner Lori Wagner Frank Prather Tricia Oaks Serena Sin Serena Sin Cousin Stevie and his wife Amy Serena Sin Promise Holly Wellin Lexxi Tyler Victoria Givens, Lexxi Tyler Lexxi Tyler Lexxi Bill Margold, Mari Possa Mari Possa Mari Possa Brooke Hunter Brooke Hunter Brooke Hunter Lexxi Tyler's boyfriend Dee Dee Lexxi Tyler Lexxi Tyler Lexxi Tyler Kayla Kayla Daphne Rosen Daphne Rosen Daphne Rosen Daphne Rosen Mallou Mallou, Monstar Mallou, Monstar Justine Joli, Sarah Blake Justine Joli, Sarah Blake Justine, Sarah Justine, Sarah Holly Wellin Holly Wellin Holly Wellin Angella Faith Dru Berrymore Dru Dru Brandy May Steve Nelson (AI News), Tony Lovett (AVN Online) John, Vicky Vette Vicky Vette John, Vicky Vette Frank Prather Kelly Erikson Kelly Erikson Kelly Erikson Kelly Erikson Kelly Erikson Kelly Erikson Kelly Erikson Kelly Erikson, Cousin Stevie Kelly, Stevie Kelly, Stevie Kelly, Stevie Monstar Kelly Erikson Kelly, Lexxi Tyler Lexxi Tyler, Kelly Erikson Kelly Erikson Promise, Jeff Mullen Bill Margold, Promise Flower Tucci Flower Tucci, Tiana Lynn Bill Margold Bill Margold Christie Lee Jordan Fleiss Jordan Fleiss Jordan Jordan Jordan Fleiss Kelly, Monstar Kelly, Monstar Kelly Erikson, Monstar Holly Wellin, Rusty Nails Holly, Rusty Layla Jade Layla Jade Layla Jade Layla Jade Layla Jade Layla Jade Lisa Daniels Lisa Daniels Lisa Daniels Layla Jade Jordan Fleiss Jordan Fleiss Jordan Fleiss Tee Reel, Christie Lee Tee Reel, Christie Lee Christie Lee Tee Reel, Jordan Fleiss Tee Reel, Jordan Jordan Fleiss, Christie Lee Tee Reel, Jordan, Christie Lee Jordan Jordan Fleiss, Christie Lee Christie Lee Rebecca Love Rebecca Love Frederick Frederick Frederick aka Candy-Lee Frederick Janie L, Monstar Lexxi Tyler, Lisa Daniels Lexxi Tyler, Lisa Daniels Becca Brat, Jenny Hendricks Becca Brat, Jenny Celestia Star, Johnny Celestia, Johnny Brooklin Nights, Celestiai Celestia, Johnny Celestia Star, Brooklin Nights Flower Tucci Flower Christie Lee Christie Lee Christie Lee Christie Lee Christie Lee Jordan Fleiss Jordan Fleiss Jordan Fleiss Rebecca Love Rebecca Love Rebecca Love Avy Scott Christie Lee Christie Lee Christie Lee Tiana Lynn Tiana Lynn
Rick Williams, owner of Black Widow Productions, tells me, "I wanted to bring Kara [freelance graphic designer, Italian, at Black Widow] for you, but...her boyfriend was jealous."
I blush bright red. "She's the most beautiful woman I've seen in my life," I say. She reminds me of Lyra.
ChickenMaster writes on XPT: "Luke is the best photographer ever. It's like he catches the essence of their destroyed soul Picture-of-Dorian-Gray-style."
David writes: "I don't know if it's your camera or the porn stars but the female porn stars look TORE UP! Wow! The guys look a lot better than the girls. Maybe it's time for the female porn talent to buy you a new camera to make them look better."
Best Luke moment of the night:
Monstar: That's a really cool camera
Luke: If I could just figure out the settings...
"Don't let the eyeliner fool you," Monstar tells me. "I'm all man."
How am I going to carve compelling material out of such an amiable evening?
Jokes about how many girls have implants the size of bowling balls can only go so far.
The only desperation I sense tonight is my own as I seek a good story. Nope. Nothing here that my dull sense pick up.
The industry has neutered me. At one time, I broke stories. Now I just rehash public relations.
Have I sold my soul for a blowjob?
I need to do more interviews. Most of them will be boring, but if I keep doing them, some inevitably will be compelling.
I'm never going to afford a wife, kids and a new car if I can't do better than this.
To save a few dollars for gas, I cut my own hair Sunday evening and butchered it. Nobody teases me about how bad it is.
There's no drama. Nobody threatens to kill me. Nobody punches me or anyone else. I don't feel like I matter anymore.
Over the past three years, I've met about 50 women I'd like to date. None would have me (once they knew me).
I have no problem meeting great women. I have a problem getting them to take me seriously.
It's a good thing I don't use this website to complain about my problems or project them out onto the industry as a whole. No, it must not be porn that is isolating. It must be my behavior and choices that are isolating.
I turned 39 May 28. I did nothing for my birthday. I never do. I don't believe in it. Nor do I believe in bloviating about myself on a website that has a higher purpose -- earn me a living.
The last time I was inside a woman was seven months ago. But I don't mind. That denial makes me stronger. I'm not here to mess around. I'm here at lukeisback.com to settle down. What better way could there be to meet a quality woman that attending a porn star bowling event and blogging about it?
I take comfort in my ability to draw the socially and physically retarded. I guess they think I'm nice. So they start hitting on me. Retarded girls have been hitting on me since I was ten.
Friend says: "So [retarded] people hit on you? Uh oh. In my country we say the way you shout into the forest, that is the way it echoes back."
Jane writes: "What ever happend to Taylor Hayes? You had some BBQ behind the scenes pics of her on your old site. Last I saw was when she got really upset on the Howard Stern Show.... and have not seen her since. Is she still in the biz?"
She's out of porn. She was in a custody fight with Seymore Butts a few years ago that landed in the New York Post's Page Six. Seymore has total custody of their son Adam, so that probably says something about how Taylor Hayes is doing. Normally, if a mother is functional, she gets most of the custody. If Taylor is out of porn and still judged an inferior parent to Seymore the pornographer whose kid gets plastered on Showtime regularly, then....
Seymore's girlfriend Mari Possa along with Cousin Stevie and his lovely wife were at the bowling event Sunday night along with their publicist April Storm.
Bill Margold looks increasingly like the late Jim Holliday.
He says PAW has run out of money helping Fred Salaff (jailed in Panama) and Brandi May (who's a mother to five kids).
Lexxi Tyler works with Tyler Faith Tuesday for Bella Productions. It will be Lexxi's first scene for anyone (other than for her own website).
Is Kelly Erikson still a Metro contract girl?
I hear Edward Wedelstedt's trial has been continued until January.
Back in the 1980s, Jeff Mullen in Milwaukee used to make much of the music that went into porn movies. He reminisces with Margold about the movie Porn to Burn, which starred Bill, Peter North (as a congressman) and Porsche Lynn.
It's the first time I've seen Bill Margold smoke. He inhales from his cigarillo.
I find out that Layla Jade is no longer married.
Bad Ass Frank says he hasn't been drinking for five weeks. I ask him why. He says Tricia Oaks made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
I stand outside with Christie Lee and Jordan Fleiss. They smoke and drink coke mixed with liquor. Christie says she just read a review that said she gave lousy head. She's indignant.
Angella Faith diddles herself with a dildo much of the night.
Jack Spade (Aria's ex-husband) and Becca Brat have started a talent agency -- VixenModels.
I ask if they are together as a couple. Becca says: "I don't want to talk about my personal life."
Belladonna squirts fans with milk from her breasts. She gave birth a few months ago.
The party peaks about 9:45pm and then people start leaving. I stay until 10:45. There are a couple of hundred people left.
Aussie writes: "What is up with Rebecca Love's left ear? Does she play rugby? Wrestle? Did Mike Tyson have a go on it? Maybe she should wear headgear during her next gangbang."
Fred writes:
1. Victoria Spencer, Kayla, Angela Faith and Daphne Rosen look awful. Angela Faith really looks like she's past her expiration date. Can they really earn a living doing porn?
2. That butterfly tattoo on Tricia Oaks looks silly as hell. (That's what it is, isn't it?
3. It occurs to me that there seem to be a lot of porn star events that are apparently open to the public. Is there a fee to get into porn star karaoke or porn star bowling?
[Yes. $30.]
4. New question for your next porn star interview: What do you think the recent referendum in France portends for the European Union? Do you invest in Euro-based investments?
Khunrum writes: "Have any of you guys been to Porn Star Cave Diving? Porn Star Hang Gliding? And coming up....the first Porn Star Ascent of Mt. Everest.... See you next weekend at Porn Star Ballroom Dancing."
Helpful writes:
Can't make it. Gotta conflict with my porn star knitting circle. Sorry.
Luke's boiler plate interviews are sorely lacking ("What crowd did you ahng out with in highschool? What do you love/hate about porn? You don't think I'm paying for that $7 Mai Tai?")
Here's a new one for the porners to chew on: "Iran, despite having the third largest oil reserves in the world, insists on developing a uranium enrichment program. Does Israel have the right to bomb such development facilities as a simple act of self-preservation?" Committe chime in, please!
Fred writes: "The porn star chess club would be the answer to a nerd's prayer."
