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Rebel Without A Clue

Nick Roven from Santa Monica, CA reviews XXX-Communicated; A Rebel Without a Shul on Amazon.com:

So, Mr. Ford is ousted from one temple after another for his refusal to give up his porn gossip website. As it should be. Ford wants to be an Orthodox Jew (probably because in the religion he finds reinforcement for his misogyny and bigotry)and the religious code he embraces forbids this. Where's the drama in that? It's not as if Ford is challenging the religious code. He simply wants to have it both ways, like a petulant child.

If Ford were half the writer/journalist he thinks he is he could easily have turned his back on porn gossip and started writing on any number of subjects and the rabbis would have smiled upon him. But he found a niche for his monosyllabic style of writing on the Internet, where the demand for stylized, intelligent writing is very low indeed.

This is the story of a stubborn, untalented, vainglorious man and it's a self-published book to boot. Doesn't that say it all?

Al writes on Barnesandnoble.com: "An honest, candid, often touching and moving story of a deeply thoughtful man caught between two worlds while searching for an identity."

Carmen Luvana Interview

I chat with Carmen Luvana, Adam & Eve contract girl, Thursday morning, July 15. She lives in LA but speaks to me today by phone from Las Vegas, where she's appearing at the VSDA show.

"How was the first day?"

"It's not a fan-based convention. The VSDA is never jammed. I get to sit down and relax. It's nothing like the AVN Expo chaos."

"Which do you prefer?"

"I like to stay busy. I like the Expo. It's so much fun. All the parties. Everyone goes crazy."

"When you were a kid, what was expected of you?"

"Because I was cutting class and having sex, my family expected me to come up pregnant at an early age. They didn't know what to expect from me. They knew I was never going to school. They always knew I wasn't planning to go to college. I didn't know either. I was just going with the flow and having regular jobs."

"At what age did you first have sex?"

"At 13, with this 23-year-old guy next door. The first three times, I hated it. I didn't know what the big deal of sex was. I spent the entire time in pain. I kept on trying. He was doing it wrong. After that guy, he wasn't my boyfriend. He was somebody who took advantage of me. After that, another guy, I started having that good feeling. I started having sex like a maniac."

"With just that one guy or with a lot of guys?"

"With a lot of guys. My family found out. They didn't want us together. So I moved out of the house when I was 16 and I moved in with him for two years. I had sex with other people I met in school.

"My first five years were in Brooklyn. Then I moved to Puerto Rico at age five. At 18, I moved to Miami."

"Did you graduate highschool?"

"Yes. I was a good student. I never had anything less than a C. I rarely went to school, but when I went, I knew the answers or I copied from somebody.

"The only time I had difficulty was when my grandmother sent me to New York for eighth grade. I had to turn back because I had already forgotten my English. Everything was in English and I didn't understand crap of what it was all about. I was starting to fail all the classes.

"I used to hang out with four girls in Puerto Rico. They told me they knew this Cuban guy in Miami who owned a strip club. We could make a lot of money. He said you didn't even need to know how to dance. It sounded easy. We ended up all going. We started dancing at Pink Pony. We made so much money the first day. After that, we stayed for a couple of months. Unfortunately, my friends were married with kids. I was the only one who was single. They ended up turning back to Puerto Rico. I ended up getting an apartment and living in Miami by myself.

"After that, I danced at Tootsies, and that's how I got recruited into the adult business. Steve Seidman was the one who approached me, but he didn't quite tell me what I wanted to know. Mainly, I was concerned that I was going to be able to do all my scenes with condoms. He told me, really, no. Most of the companies are going to want you to do non-condom. As soon as he told me that, I told him no.

"He didn't tell me the rate that I wanted to hear.

"One day he returns. He says this manager saw my pictures and he really wanted to contact me. That's Rob [Dee's ex-husband]. He told me the high price I was going to get paid and I said, yeah right. I didn't believe him. He said, if you want condoms, that's what you are going to get.

"I said, give me a two-week flight. If I get there and I don't like it, I will come right back. I flew out to LA November 16, 2001. On November 21, I did my first scene with Ed Powers. It was the easiest scene on the planet. I thought, this is easy. Let's keep on doing it. I was 20 years old.

"I've done around 35 movies. I did condom-only for the first seven films. After I complained so much about being condom-only, I found that condoms irritated the crap out of me. The next day I was in pain with them. So I stopped using them.

"If you don't know nothing about the adult business, your main concern is the AIDS, the condoms. After that, I started learning more about the business. The foreplay. The testing.

"I found the latest [HIV crisis] scary. I knew Darren James. I never worked with him. But I worked next to him on a scene. One of my interracial scenes with Marc Anthony. Darren was working next to me with Nikki Fairchild. Darren was such a gentleman.

"When that came out, I had not worked for at least two months. I knew I was fine."

Victoria Givens Meeting Her Fans

Doc writes:

Well guys, Victoria finally agreed to meet her fans after a lengthy exchange of e-mails requests from several of her fans. I personally did have a meeting already with her, but did not mentioned it until she personally told me that she would be available for her fans.

My meeting with her was brief because she was featuring, but in this brief moment, Victoria gave me one of the best sloppy BBBJ's to Completion I've gotten (close to Sara Jay's infamous BBBJ's). Russian, DATY, DFK, Asian and reverse Cowgirl were also available and very well executed (not staged). She loved teasing and talking dirty too and won't be satisfied until you are, meaning that multiple pops are indeed available.

Here is what is available and what you can expect from Victoria's meetings: 1. Greek 2. Asian 3. DFK 4. BBBJ 5. BBBJTC 6. Facials 7. ATM (Ass-To-Mouth) 8. Covered Coitus 9. Unlimited Pops 10. Russian 11. Daty 12. Videotaping

Best of all, Victoria will not use agencies to do her bookings (For the agencies, don't waste your time as it won't happen!!! ). Thanks to her well-organized Staff she can do all her bookings and screenings with her staff and therefore, us hobbyists will benefit from not paying the exaggerated fees that agencies charge. Victoria did remind me to tell each of you, that if you want the best out of her, to get tested. She will always have a recent test available for all of her meetings and she expects the same if you want a TRUE uninhibited PSE.

Victoria's PSE Booking E-mail is: victoriapse@aol.com for those interested. FYI, like Pornstar Chloe and a few others, Victoria does not get off thru Daty, but thru Coitus, so please don't feel frustrated if she does not O' when you DATY her.

Now lets show Victoria some appreciation and lets all start enjoying what I briefly did already and I'm still smiling!

Teagan Interview With Roger Pipe

When I was 15 I was in a dance competition at the Venetian. This convention (The Adult Expo) was going on at the same time right next door. I would see the girls and they looked so glamorous. When Chris [Alexander] told me we were coming to this show I told him that I already knew about it. He was shocked that I had been wanting to come ever since I was just fifteen.

Even though I had only slept with three guys, I still had a lot of sex. I really enjoy it, so I decided that I would try it.

With boyfriends I liked I would swallow, but that wasn't really anything that they requested. They didn't really even seem to ask about facials.

Yeah, they were kind of conservative in bed and would just lay there. I had to do all the work.

Cameron Diaz's "Sex Tape" Legal Threats

The morons representing Cameron Diaz threatened Gawker.com, Fleshbot.com and Defamer.com for simply reporting on that topless tape.

Trina Michaels, Stacey Sweet, Cindy Crawford On DP Tonight

I'm jealous of all the traffic Scott Fayner gets to l-keford.com and I think I will have to start living and writing like him.

Tuesday afternoon, I arrive to the offices of Digital Playground (5:30 p.m.) stoned. I repeatedly ring the doorbell for ten minutes. Nobody answers. But that's ok.

It's hot outside and I'm sweating and but inside I'm cool. I'm charmed by the process of repeatedly ringing the doorbell and getting no answer. Normally I get buzzed in on my first ring. It's a profound shift of my expectations to stand out here, now Cory (computer tech at DP) joins me. He's caring two big plastic containers of sandwiches.

He rings the bell repeatedly. Normally I'd be angry and flustered by now but today I am calm, just enjoying the music of the bell.

Finally, I call Donna on her cell phone. She opens the door for us and that is just too cool to be inside with the marvelous air conditioning and the free soda pop and snacks.

You see, once a week I go in for my electric shock therapy. It calms me.

Complaining of a headache this afternoon, I was prescribed "Sage Leaves Extract," which, I'm told, has a mariajuan-like effect. I've never taken the weed so I would not know. Anyway, I feel calmed and Donna and Adella at DP say I'm high.

I also have a big bottle of water filled with silver particles to cleanse my blood.

Devon supposedly has strep throat. Her anti-biotics have made her whoozy and slurry. At 7 p.m., no guests have shown up. Jesse Jane goes on alone.

Cindy Crawford of Jill Kelly Productions arrives a few minutes later and goes on the show. She says she's had sex with a lot of ugly guys in her life. "I'm more into personality than looks."

Jesse and Cindy say they would never do an ugly girl, however.

Cindy says she's appeared in 200 films in just over a year in the business.

A few minutes later, two girls from LA Direct Models show up - Stacey Sweet (18) and Trina Michaels (22?). I chat with them in the lunch room.

Stacey has been in porn two weeks and done two scenes. Trina has been in porn for two months and done ten scenes.

Stacey measures 34C. Trina, with massive implants, measures 34DD-24-36.

Trina, from Northern California, used to work for a bachelor party company. She was working three jobs, including as a secretary at a car insurance claims company.

Her parents don't know she's in porn and they wouldn't approve if they knew.

Stacey's family knows. Her entire small town in Ohio (600 persons) knows about her porn exploits. Her mother managed a Days Inn where Stacey (from Jamaican and Italian ancestry) worked at the front desk and had sex in many of the rooms with her boyfriend. They broke up two weeks ago when he got drunk and forgot to pick her up at the Cleveland airport.

Stacey would have to call the police when a hooker would turn tricks in the parking lot and customers complained.

What crowd did you hang with in high school?

"Not the best crowd," admits Stacey. "Druggie kids."

"Me and my best friend," says Trina. Both girls are shy. Stacey says she felt like she was about to cry before doing her first scene.

Both girls say they are in porn for the money. Trina has a lot of bills to pay. Trina wants to save for the future.

Both girls say they lost their virginity at 16.

Stacey has had sex with six guys in her life, including two in porn. Trina doesn't know how many, but it is less than 100.

On July 26, Trina will marry the first guy she slept with.

Stacey says no to anal while Trina is a three-input girl.

Jesse tells Cindy Crawford that her good friend Lisa the Lesbian (used to work at Digital Playground but is now banned from all their events) was on her JKP set this weekend.

Jesse reads an email: "Hi Jesse, Luke is going to come at the end of the two to talk about his new books."

Jesse: "Awesome. So, do you do anal? I already asked that. Luke, you've got me flustered."

Jason Sechrest emails: "This is Lexington Steele's publicist [Lex was supposed to be on the show tonight]. He hasn't even called. What can I say? He's psyched about doing the show. I'm happy we've been able to reschedule it."

Luke comes on the show and plugs his books:

A History of X: 100 Years of Sex in Film
XXX-Communicated: A Rebel Without a Shul
The Producers: Profiles in Frustration

Jesse: "Mr. Luke likes to meet some of my friends and make sure they don't get into porn. One of my friends that Luke likes thinks he's really cute. I just thought I'd tell you."

"You've got some hot friends. Intellectually hot. For me, that's what's important. A good mind in a woman. How's your friend Larissa?"

"I know you like Larissa. She doesn't start school until August 31. She's not going to Santa Barbara anymore. She's going locally."

"I'll have to show her books. Hardcover and softcover? Is she doing scenes with you?"

Jesse: "Not on film."

"Have you guys ever?"

"I can't discuss that. I'll let it intellectually stimulate your mind."

"When did you guys last hang out?"

"Last night."

"What did you do?"

"Had a good time."

"You went to the library?"

"Yes. I have a library in my brand new house."

"What kind of books do you have?"

"How to pleasure and how to have a good time."

"I haven't read that one."

"Were you on suspension? Is that the reason you weren't here for the last few shows? [For conduct unbecoming a porn star.]"

"I've been a bad girl? Whatever."

"Is it true you are having a party with Britney Spears in Las Vegas?"

"Yes, it's true. It's coming soon and I'm not supposed to know about it."

"Have you met Britney?"

"Yes, I have."

"How many times?"

"A couple of times. Have you met Britney?"

"No, I haven't. Could I show her my books? Does she live a life of the mind?"

"Uh huh," laughs Jesse.

Franklin Rizzo Complains About Sandy Bunz

I have Sandy's response down a few stories on this page.

Franklin Rizzo called me Tuesday night. "A year ago, my girlfriend made the mistake of shooting for him. She was on the grocery strike [in Southern California]. When I found out about her mistake, I called him. He'd ripped her off. I said, you can use the footage. I'm fine with that. But you're going to provide a copy of the model release. He would not provide me with a copy of her model release.

"I warned him that if I saw anything with her face on it and he did not supply me with a copy of the model release, he was in trouble. He goes out and puts my chick on two different covers. I'm going to do it the legal way and let everyone know what a scumbag this guy is. He tries to threaten me by saying he's got lawyers and a judge and blah, blah, blah...

"If he doesn't provide a copy of the model release, I'm going to picket in front of his studio and where he lives and everywhere else. I've spoken to the Sheriff's department about it and my attorney. I'm within the law. Yet this guy Sandy Bunz told me to f--- off. I don't like his whole attitude. It's not professional.

"I feel that model release is something she should have put away for later in life.

"You are the only guy to provide me a forum. I've emailed everybody.

"I also didn't like that Sandy Bunz went on Setgo.com a while ago and placed her real name and stage name on there and claimed she was trouble.

"I just read his reply on your site. I didn't call this guy three weeks after a shoot. I called him a day after. I've called him constantly since. I didn't drive my girlfriend anywhere. My girlfriend had a driver take her down to that hole in Chatsworth. I found out about it a day later."

The Day I Had My Hand Up Alexandra Quinn

By Henri Pachard

I think it was around 1990. I locked the bathroom door and sat Alexandra Quinn down on the toilet. Then I knelt down and told her to spread her legs very wide. She looked at me and was trembling. We were both very nervous. I was about to do something I had never done before. Well, at least not under those conditions.

"Hold on honey, I'll be right back. Don't let anyone in."

I left her sitting there and went back downstairs and everyone on the crew started asking me too many questions. Raven Touchstone, my writer and wardrobe coordinator, asked me where Alexandra was and I told her she was waiting for me on the toilet. I found what I was looking for - the "Abelene" - a slippery make up remover that all the performers used before Wet, Probe, Astro-Glide and the other "designer" lubricants hit the market.

"What are you doing with that little girl?" Raven harshly demanded.

"She has a contraceptive sponge stuck up in pussy. I'm going to get it out of there."

"Why did she ask you?"

"Because she knows that I'm a great director. You want to take it out?"

Raven didn't answer and I went back upstairs.

Alexandra Quinn sat on the toilet watching me clipping and filing my nails, then washing my hands over and over again. I wished there was someone around who knew how to do this. I greased up my left hand and slowly pushed my fingers, and then my thumb until I my whole hand was in her. So far, so good. We're both holding our breaths while I slowly extend my fingers, trying to feel for that little string.

"I got it." But the little string kept slipping through my fingers. So I slowly began to twirl my finger, and wrapping enough of the string around the joint of my longest finger, and very slowly, I was able to get that nasty, rotting sponge out of her pussy.

We finished the movie on schedule. I no longer remember the title, but it starred Alexandra Quinn; again. I must have shot her a dozen or more times before any of us knew that she was just seventeen.

Many of you know the rest of the story. One day somebody discovered that she was under age, and the news got picked up by some of the local gossip shows, and she returned to Canada. Many distributors had to pull thousands of tapes off the market, because she was in about a hundred of them.

Just about every man, and a lot of women, on both sides of the camera wanted to have sex with her. Lucky for me, she never gave me the slightest bit of encouragement. She wasn't into older guys, I reasoned, or at least not myself.

I wonder if she still remembers that morning when she was still just seventeen and pulling off one of the industry's biggest scandals. I wonder if she's still slipping past the Canadian border to hustle or dance or maybe shoot another scene or two.

Alexandra Quinn didn't ask me to pull that sponge out of her pussy because I was "a great director." I was the only person around that day who she trusted.

I think we finished the movie without any other problems; but I can't remember a single thing we shot that day.

It's the memories about trusting that tend to linger longer in our hearts. It's what makes things intimate.

Henri Pachard

Over/Under On AVNOnline Magazine

Mike South writes:

I got the latest issue, boy is it thin. All the big advertisers have dropped out of it, High/Low on it's death is 5 months. Chances are it will be "rolled into" AVN. This is too bad really. It wasn't a bad idea, just really, really poor execution. The folks over there never really understood the audience they were playing for. I mean do you really think that webmasters who can afford to run ads in AVNOnline really need a "how to build a website" tutorial? Do you really think guys with highly sucessful adult sites give a rats ass about an "inside look" at Taylorwane.com? Or worse yet some bimbo who has never even done porn, just has a vanity site because she was on the pages of Playboy?

The technical articles could have saved them but instead of explaining stuff like MOD_REWRITE they decided webmasters needed to know about UNIX permissions, which probably wasn't a bad idea but the guy who wrote it, "Old Tom" didn't know anything about UNIX permissions and screwed it up so bad they only ran part one of a scheduled 3 part series. Not only did "Old Tom" get it wrong, his suggestions would have left your system wide open for hacking.

The one thing they have done well is coverage of the Acacia court proceedings, but this is something better suited to an online publication, telling us what happened 3 months after it happened is hardley news to those of us who get up to the minute info online. And that's where AVNOnline should be, is online. They need to forego the fluff and get to the real stuff that can make webmasters more successful, and AVNOnline with them.

Dino Bravo Shops Story Around

Dino Bravo called me Tuesday with a story about Sandy Bunz not paying him $6600 in sales commissions.

At the end of the conversation, I said, 'Keep this story exclusive to me for at least a day."

He said ok.

Why would I say this? After all, I never tell people not to talk to other porn journalists. It simply is not worth my time and effort to write up a story if the same story is going to be given to another site. If Dino wanted to give the story to Gene at Adultfyi, that would've been fine with me. I simply would not have reported on it.

Guess what? Dino Bravo gave Gene the identical story he gave me.

Gene writes on Adultfyi:

Porn Valley- This morning Dino Bravo called me with a Sandy Bunz story making like it was some kind of exclusive. Next thing I know I look on www.lukeisback.com and see exactly what Bravo had just told me sentence-for-sentence. I called Dino back and basically read him the riot act for shopping the story around, noting that he'd probably wind up lugging the bags after all was said and done anyway. From what Sandy Bunz tells me, that may just be the case.

Britney Spears - Jesse Jane

I heard tonight that Britney Spears' manager is throwing a party soon for Jesse Jane in Las Vegas. Jesse and Britney seem to be friends, according to what Jesse told me tonight. They've hung out several times.

I hear Jesse is going to be on the cover of People magazine in about two months.

But more important than all that is that Jesse's friend Larissa is back in Los Angeles.

From DPTonight.com for July 13, 2004:

Trina Michaels, Stacey Sweet from LADirectModels.com.

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If You Are My Friend, Here Is What You Must Do

I am a bit disappointed in the reaction of some of my friends to this venture. They sniffle at me for trying to be more than I am, as though this were a bad thing. I know I am not perfect, but with a good woman backing me up, I would be a whole lot better than I am, and I ask that you respect my quest.

"What Can I Do Today to Help Luke?"

These are the words that I want to flash in your mind as you consider your role as my friend, when you wake up, when you floss your teeth, and when you push a button on an elevator. I sincerely desire your help in finding a woman who will make of me more than someone whom you find entertaining.

Goddess writes:

A friend of mine sent me a copy of your "i need a wife why oh why wont somebody marry me" article and I'm sorry to tell you this, Luke, but you blew it big time when you said going down on a chick was icky. A woman is willing to overlook a LOT when she gets good sex from her man, but if he is sexually selfish, you are judged by much stricter criteria. For instance, you need to have tons of money. After all she needs to spend her time doing something since she won't be spending it getting sexed up from you. And you need to have an incredibly good sense of humor, because chicks who aren't sexually satisfied tend to get VERY, VERY cranky. Last but certainly not least, you need to be in great shape physically so she can at least fool her friends into thinking she's getting it from a good looking stud every night.I suggest you email Mike South and ask him the name of his video in which he explains the proper oral sex technique a guy needs to learn. Study it, learn to LIKE giving women pleasure, and you'll have women coming out of the woodwork. OR you can always marry some uptight chick who is as stingy with the sex as you are. Goddess has spoken.

Cathy replies: "I love Luke, but until he stops sleeping on the floor (among other things -- like having his "sperm" leave messages here) he is not husband material."

My sperm reply: "Yes, Luke is a man of many seasons, and yes, he has a style that is all his own, but so what? Look at the worst men out there who have married. Would not their wives have been better off if one of their lady friends had offered to fix them up with a man who maybe was a little "different", but still good at heart? That is all we are asking of you, that you look beyong the social convention of your peer group and see the goodness that is in our nuclei."

An anonymous poster writes: "I used to date this guy, and I cannot believe he is still available. Ladies, he is amazing, both in and out of temple, if you know what I mean. So long as you are willing to go to the mikvah (a requirement that only applies to Jewish women anyway), he is up for everything you might want."

Fear not, your efforts on my behalf will not, like the seed of Onan, go to waste. Any good woman you might pass my way who is not Jewish will be passed along to my other bachelor friends to pick over. My friend Chaim Amalek, in particular, is not at all picky about matters theological.

Girly replies: "Oh, wow, really? Why didn't you say so? In that case, I have no hesitation but to send you the particulars of every hot single shiksa I know. I laud your non-discriminatory ways. Luke is an equal opportunity employer. That should be your strapline - use that, sit back, and let the women swarm over you like flies on ships."

Jon Dough - Devil's Films Split

Mike Rubinstein of Devil's Films writes on AdultDVDTalk:

Devil's Film Inc. and Jon Dough Productions have ended their one year exclusive distribution arrangement. Devil's will no longer be selling, shipping or have any association with Jon Dough Productions as of July 12, 2004.

I've been friends with Jon for a long time and I wish him the best. As soon as I'm aware of who will be taking over distribution of his movies, I'll let all of our distributors know.

Jessica Darlin Diagnosed With Cancer - Strong Chance It Came From Porn

Jessica Darlin writes on her website:

I was at the doctor being treated for cancer. That's right people. The big C. When I first heard the news I was crushed. I've been in bed for a month but people that i've seen survive the monster gave me the strength to fight. I haven't got to the radiation yet but I know it's coming. I've always been a leader in this business. Girls have been accepted after I was accepted. I've pathed the way for alot of girls just like the women before me did for me. I'll now prove again that this business is just about the sex for me. The business that gave me stds. A business that blacklisted me. A business that awarded me and now a business that can't get rid of me. I took a couple of months off to heal my mind and figure out whether this was all worth it. There's the girls who do it to further their dreams of being famous. Then the prostitutes on set waiting for the check. I'll break the mold. At my age I should be nervous about the influx of young girls filling the business. That just isn't in my heart though. When a doctor tells me tells you what I heard than you'll put things into perspective quick. I've done just about everything you could want to do in one life. Then again why stop doing things that make you feel good if you have your health. As long as I can cum I will! Amongst the Scott Nails, the creepy agents (Not JIM South), and the people trying to make a buck at the expense of the girls in this business it's hard to survive. I try and imagine the lives that have been destroyed by people trying to push more product. Girls who've arrived at a set and have been judged nieve. Then they get pushed to the limit only to have a doctor tell you it killed you.

There's a strong chance that this business created my condition. Then again look at the killing sprees i've avoided from Darren James (How's that chicken and the egg thing working out woman haters?) and Marc Wallace. Survivors like Tricia Deveraux give them courage but shamefully it made me feel lucky. From all the horrible scenes i've done to all of the great scenes i've done there's a survivor mentality that you must carry. The average lifespand of a girl in this business is months. I'm in my 7th year and the phone never stopped ringing. That's why I hope for my website to work out. My production company to take off, and my helath to stabalize. I want to support the business that couldn't kill me.

Laugh or Cry?

Mike Albo writes on Adult Stars News:

Man, sometimes we don't know whether to laugh or cry about some of the stuff that goes on in this crazy business. Case in point? The latest stunt by Aussie mental case Luke. It seems Luke wants to settle down and marry...a woman. His plea can be viewed here.

Filled with all of the usual Ford hallmarks-the preening narcissism, the overweening ego and his bizarre tendency to be judgmental-it's a pretty fun thing to read.

It's been our observation that most women aren't actively seeking insane partners for the possibility of marriage, but you never know. Maybe Luke will get lucky. We certainly wish him all the best in his search. And we offer our sympathies to any woman loony enough to answer his cry for help.

We'd like to make it clear that we weren't trying to be cruel to Luke. We actually sort of like the guy. He's a character. A REAL character. The kind that deserves his own theme music. Maybe he'll get some one of these days. However, we still extend our sympathies to any women gooned out enough to respond to his advertisement for a wife.

Jonathan Silverstein and the Pleasures of Fatherhood

JStyles writes on JBM:

My lady had to go out and pick up our daughter from summer day camp. As she's leaving she says "Don't do anything crazy with your son. No hangin' him from the rafters and taking cute pics. Nothing wild. He's only just 3 1/2 days old, ok? Oh, and he'll probably take a poop while I'm gone because he just ate - so change him if you have to, ok?" She left, and I'm like PARTY TIME ... I get to be alone with my kid - just ME AND HIM ... WOO HOO! I'm sitting at my desk with him in my office checkin' him out for about 5 minutes. I'm totally mesmerized by how incredible this LITTLE ME is! Then I take him upstairs and lay down on the bed with him laying on my chest. I'm just in awe of this kid. I'm smiling at him and talking to him, and telling him how much I love him! Telling him all the things I'm going to teach him! Next thing I know, we fell asleep! I woke up and the girls were home! LOL I think we had about 15 minutes of daddy/son time.

How will affiliate programs deal with the new 2257 regulations?

ShermShack writes on GFY:

Yes the laws are going to get tighter and people will become more organized. My question is this: How will TGP submitters/Free site submitters, Link List and TGP owners keep these documents? If they use sponser provided content, will the sponsers be required to provide the documents with it's affiliates via zip files? How will the models react when their info can potentially end up in the hands of thousands of submitters and owners of "free porn sites"?

What do you think will happen? Will their be an industry standard or is this an "every man for himself" type situation?

Wouldn't the easiest road to take include providing docs with the content issued? I'm a jack of all trades and I'm preparing to buy 5 more filing cabinets just to save my ass. I'm glad this is coming into effect, but it's going to have an industry wide effect.

Site owners of rating sites like hot or not, dating service sites, etc. will all fall under this. The time to figure this out is now. Not the day before these regulations come into effect.

"Yes, but seriously provide all documents to every tom, dick, and harry that join my program? How much can we edit, what about already established privacy laws and sharing information?"

Exactly where the problem lies. How can we all deal with this issue, while still granting affiliates access to the records if need be. I know I'll personally dump all sponsers and remove all content that isn't under the new regs just to avoid jail time. Who knows...Maybe it'll also mean affiliate programs screen affilliates before they're granted access.

Sandy Bunz Controversy

I'm hearing from people furious with pornographer Sandy Bunz.

Sandy replies:

I am a bit dismayed that the article you wrote on your website. In regards to the asshole who calls himself Franklin Rizzo. He escorted his girlfriend to Chatsworth last summer to do a shoot. Three weeks after the shoot he calls me asking for more money or the film back. I told him to not have his girlfriend doing porn if he has serious regrets about it. Since then he has found a receptive forum in your website and sent me numerous foul mouthed e-mails to me. Also he calls me up to wimper about the shoot last summer threatening going to the better business bureau. The lad also claims he will sue me and ruin my reputation.

If a guy drives his girlfriend over to Chatsworth to do a porn, she got paid and did the film, it is a good scene with Dino Bravo. She was smiling through-out.

As for the matter of Dino Bravo. Dino has a major gambling habit. He loves to gossip and is known to gossip like an old woman to any receptive listener, such as you did for him here. He likes to live in a personna of a Rat Packer idolizing Sinatra and Dean Martin. He owes various poker palaces in the area thousands. He is know in the industry as a thief. He stole sales list documents from Gentleman's video, he stole product from me, he sold product to a chain in Texas he knew was a bad debt from that sale I have lost $4,000 of product. Mark Duell of Best Parts video witnessed a vast ammount of product at a wholesaler across town. He claims Bravo sold for him and stole from him, too.

Nancy a sales woman for Tony Dammit's shop in Van Nuy's during a recent visit there was introduced to me. She stated, "Oh I have seen your titles we had it where I used to work."

She went on to say, "Dino used to bring it by in the trunk of his big red Cadillac"

Tony can confirm Nancy's story as he chuckled with Nancy of Cusumano's larceny. When cofronted by me of the issue Cusumano sherked the accusations saying "Yes they had a lot of Flashpoint over there, they probably traded for it." Cusumano will get his day in court. As for being a gossip I know he will always be one.

Franklin Rizzo writes Duke: "Curious if this scumbag has had the balls to respond to you about what a piece of filth he is.JOHN CUMMINGS AKA SANDY BUNZ is a looser. I am currently trying to find his place of residence and if legally acceptable we will picket and protest until he provides what he is responsible to provide! Thank you for helping get word out."

Dino Bravo called. He says Sandy owes him $6658. Dino has served him with a lawsuit.

Dino phones Tuesday morning: "I worked in sales for Sandy Bunz from February 10, 2003 to February 10, 2004. I resigned because he owes me back commissions. What's the sense of going in to work every day if I am not going to get paid?

"Do you get his press releases? How sheriff deputies stopped his shoot? Why didn't he report that a sheriff's deputy by the name of Jenenne C. Gerardi served him papers June 29 to appear in court on July 28th?

"I've never made any demands on him to pay me until now because it is getting ridiculous. He's made at least three releases since I left there. Baby Face 2, Little Runaways 2, and Hollywood. He's had no problem paying Tara Wild and her husband for a scene. He's had no problem paying the editor Greg Lewis and the box designers George Lopez and Toby Dammit. He's had no problem paying Trevor and Dana Haze and Damian who've worked for him.

"I tried to help him. I made reasonable demands to be paid. I didn't ask for it all in one lump sum. I didn't want him to go out of business. But he's also ordered a DVD duplicating machine. He's refinanced the property. He also has a gadget that puts a picture on the disc itself. If he can afford to do all of that in the last five months, I'm sure he can afford to pay me.

"I have my commission statements. I have my business card with my name no it. I'm sure that is enough proof that I worked for the man.

"I've kept this under the rug for five months. I'm just curious to know why I am not getting paid. He used to call every day. 'What are you doing? Where are you at?'

"I even offered to make sales for him at no commission to put money in his pocket to pay me.

"He offered to give me some product but then backed out of it. He said he was worried what I'd do with it.

"Did you know that he is convicted felon and spent time in prison?

"I knew he wasn't a big company and was just starting out. I thought I'd float him a bit. My big mistake was that I didn't listen to Joe Spallone. I went in his office to sell him some DVDs. He pulled me off to the side and said, 'Listen kid. You make sure that that guy pays you.'

"I hope I don't see Sandy Bunz at this year's show or I'll make a ruckus. It costs something like $2500 to have a booth.

"I'm shocked that he didn't call me when he got served.

"The case number for the Superior Court of Chatsworth is 04W00974. It will be in Division F43.

"Every time I would call him and ask him for money, he'd blow me off and change the subject. 'Are you working? Are you shooting a lot?' He's done everything to avoid me. When he has shoots, he doesn't even call me. Part of the plan was that he was going to pay me over the rate to knock down the commissions.

"He even said that if I didn't bring girls to him to shoot, he wasn't going to pay me. That's kinda extortion."

Game over for Acacia? Markman Ruling

Here's a PDF of the ruling.

Fight This Patent writes on GFY:

I haven't read through the 40 pages.. been on the phone and helping to spread the word, but got the scoope from various sources... some of the claims from acacia don't hold up, which leads to a non-infringement verdict (eventually) for the defendants. This is very bad for Acacia... buh-bye... I will be travelling on biz all day tomorrow, so I wanted to just get it out there for people to read before i can get a chance to digest it and present it in my own patented way. I'll write up my summary on the plane and post as soon as i can. The short summary: it's all good for the defendants.

Charly writes:

For those who chose to fight, it must be very good news. For those who chose to give in it means they have to keep paying out. Lifes a bitch. For Acacia it's bad news because all they have now is the license money from those to spineless to fight. So if you want to help keep Acacia, Ryan and Berman from the poorhouse send some traffic to p1mpdogg so he can send some money to the leeches.

KRL writes:

Fantastically great news! I knew these Newport Beach lawyers would never stand a chance with this overly broad patent. Can't wait to watch this stock sink into oblivion. You guys that bought stock in this company deserve what you get to.

Brad Shaw writes on JBM:

I wonder if Ron Levi sold his ACTG stock yesterday. He always seems to know what is going to happen before it does. I hope he loses his ass, and anyone else who bought the stock.

One of You Should Marry Me

As the published author of three books who has to his credit numerous magazine articles, interviews, and television appearances (e.g. 60 Minutes, E! and many others), I have been a busy man in recent years. But never so busy that I lost sight of what really counts in life. Family. Love. Children. A home. A wife to love and cherish; one good woman for a one woman man. As the Tamils say: With a good wife, what is lacking? Lacking that wife, what is good?

Evolution Erotica Parts Ways With Dave Gallegos

Evolution Erotica and Sales Manager Dave Gallegos have decided to part ways. All sales will now be directed to Christopher Pilate who is taking over the duties for Dave. Chris can be reached at chris@evolutionerotica.com or at 818-678-6464.

Paris: Porn Proceeds to Charity

It turns out Paris Hilton is a regular friggin' Mother Teresa in the making.

The hotel heiress has settled her sex-tape legal scrap with kinky costar Rick Salomon and has decided that her share of the proceeds is going to charity.

It's all part of Hilton's "effort to turn this situation into something positive," per a statement from her reps.

According to the New York Daily News, Hilton stands to earn about $400,000 plus a percentage of the sales from One Night in Paris, a 45-minute tribute to the platinum princess, who's shown having sex with Salomon and engaging in other more PG-rated activities.

Trading Tomorrow To Eat Today

In the shriveled Adult Video News, the search for food is constant. Scraping together one meal often comes at the expense of providing for the next, let alone reporting the depth and passion of the porn experience.

Machete in hand, managing editor Mikey Ramone steps out of his mud hut in Venice before dinnertime and begins whacking at the base of a struggling young tree. A cornfield lies nearby, every stalk stunted and barren. A coffee bush wilts in a patch of earth so dry that each footstep kicks up a puff of gray dust.

Roots and stems from the false banana tree - so named because it never bears fruit - are all there is for dinner today. Mikey will pound them into a pulpy mush that offers little real nutrition but at least will quiet the hunger of his wife and seven children. When those parts of the tree are gone, he will boil the bark. When the bark is gone, he will search for something else, say, a book contract.

"This place is cursed," Mikey says of AVN's half-acre plot. Life on less than a dollar a day, as most porn journalists live it, is the unending pursuit of sustenance.

In the Horn of Los Angeles, it is a search rarely satisfied. Adult Video News is one of the five lousiest magazines in the world and the largest per-capita recipient of humanitarian aid. Nearly half the population of 37 is malnourished. Every year, several reporters face starvation. For the very young, life often ends in a sad, blue death.

One day this spring, during a showdown in advertising because of the AIDS scare, staff members were reduced to eating each other in the lunch room. Five entered. Two came out alive.

Behind the statistics lies a harsh reality that helps explain why hunger is such an intractable problem in porn journalism. When life is so consumed with survival, tomorrow is routinely traded away to fill stomachs and column inches today. The causes of journalist hunger - Larry Flynt, war between pornographers, the cost of cocaine - never go away. They fade during the relatively good times, only to return.

Under the dictatorship of Tim Connelly, hunger has been particularly acute. To pay for his 78 wives, 412 children, and assorted entertainments, Connelly has had to tighten the belts of his staff members, denying them any share in his thriving "men seeking men" personals.

"If the deadlines don't kill us, the drought in classifieds is coming behind to finish the job," Mikey says.

Ramone, who is about 35, wipes the sweat from his face with the ends of a blue head wrap as he bustles around AVN's Chatsworth plot on an endless round of assignments. The soles of his feet are cracked and stained with dirt.

Mark Kernes has yet to turn in his latest column. Where's Clyde de Witt's copy? Perhaps he'll need to do another story about reality porn.

Aid agencies say that much of AVN's hunger is self-inflicted - the result of Connelly's pointless battles, broken promises, a stifling editorial policy, poor hiring and too many second-rate stories.

Four Easy Steps to Successful Column Writing

Step One. Keep it brief. The average newspaper column is about 700 words long. That's a page and a half, single spaced. So it's best not to tackle complex topics, such as "The Decline of Western Civilization, 1400-2004" or "How to Assemble a Barbecue Grill."

Step Two. Get a lede that grabs the reader. Lede is journalese for the first paragraphs of a story. An example of a good lede is:

The time has come to tell the shocking tale of former President Clinton and the Arabian camel.

Ideally, the lede should have some relationship to the rest of the column, but it is not strictly necessary, as this column proves.

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Performers on the Road

Doc writes:

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NAKITA KASH 07-08 thru 07-10 Vixens Bunker Hill, WV
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NAKITA KASH 07-15 thru 07-17 Pink Pony Tampa, FL
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CARMEN LUVANA 07-15 thru 07-17 Silver Reign Los Angeles, CA
CINDY CRAWFORD 07-15 thru 07-17 Gold Club Hartford, CT
DEVON 07-15 thru 07-17 Spearmint Rhino South Los Angeles, CA
KIRA KENER 07-15 thru 07-17 Spearmint Rhino Los Angeles, CA
STORMY 07-16 thru 07-18 Spearmint Rhino Van Nuys, CA
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NUDES A POPPIN 07-18 thru 07-18 The Ponderosa Sun Club Roselawn, IN
SELENA STEELE 07-19 thru 07-24 New Centruy Theater San Francisco, CA
NAKITA KASH 07-21 thru 07-24 Filly Corral South Huntington Township, PA
TYLER FAITH & ASHTON MOORE 07-21 thru 07-24 Thee Dollhouse Raleigh, NC
TERA PATRICK 07-22 thru 07-24 Pink Pony Atlanta, GA
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CINDY CRAWFORD 07-22 thru 07-24 Deja Vu Spokane, WA
ALEXIS AMORE 07-23 thru 07-24 Heartbreakers Compton, IL
GEORGIA ADAIR 07-23 thru 07-24 Beansnappers Appleton, WI
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Victoria Givens Goes Natural

She posts: Being a blonde was fun for a while but I think it's a myth that blondes have more fun. I'm having just as much fun after going back to my natural hair color, brunette.

'I am the Tony Stewart of the online porn biz'

Brad Shaw writes on JBM:

People either love him or hate him, but he wins and laughs at the haters. He does deserve to get suspended for his actions today though. You know it is Summer in Dallas when I am inside watching Nascar.

Puma writes:

NASCAR has already come out and ruled that the crash yesterday was a "racing incident" and that no actions would be taken against Stewart. He could have been taken out just as easy by that wreck. It was unfortunate that it happened, but it was a big overreaction by Kahne's team, and they only reacted that way because Stewart has been involved in some other stuff this year. Bunch of little bitches they are if you ask me...you want to watch the BEST drivers out there week in and week out, watch Stewart and Jeff Gordon, there are no two better.

'The Government's Coming In'

I call Rob Spallone at 5:30 p.m. Sunday.

"How was your interview with Dateline Friday afternoon?"

"They loved me. They told me I was the best."

"How long did you talk to [NBC news correspondent] Josh Mankiewicz for?"

"Three hours. He told two girls. I was standing there. Guaranteed. The government is going to take over this industry. So they know something that we don't know. The way he said it, he meant it. They're coming in with the condoms and the testing and everything.

"They were there a good five hours.

"The shoot went perfect. We shot seven scenes."

Showdown At The Acacia Corral?

Spike Goldberg writes:

An Open Letter To The Adult Entertainment Industry: It's Your Choice: Now or Never!

Los Angeles, CA: As you must know by now, Acacia Technologies' (Nasdaq: ACTG) two-year running attack on the Adult Entertainment Industry moves steadily forward.

From the start, the Acacia plan has been to take advantage of what they perceive is an extremely profitable, yet easily intimidated industry that rolls over when confronted by a fight. Rob Berman, Vice-President of Acacia, refers to our industry as "low hanging fruit."

Acacia's business model is to acquire patents and enforce them through any means - especially with expensive litigation - to generate license fees. Patent litigation is among the most expensive type of lawsuit that companies or individuals enter into. Attorneys who specialize in patent law charge upwards of $400-$600 per hour.

Over the past two years, some companies in our industry have settled with Acacia because they thought it was less expensive than litigating. Those settlements hel ped make Acacia more confident and strengthened their resolve to take further aggressive steps to achieve their business plan. We understand that everyone has business decisions to make and we have made ours.

Two years ago, Gregory Clayman, President, VS Media, Inc., the parent company of VideoSecrets.com and Spike Goldberg, President, New Destiny Internet Group, the Internet division of Home Grown Video, took it upon themselves to involve the prestigious law firm, Fish and Richardson.

This involvement helped create a Joint Defense Group dedicated to fighting Acacia. Members of the defense group including, among others: VS Media, Homegrown Video, National A-1 Internet, Clubjenna, AEBN, Webmaster Paradise, GAMELINK, Ademia, Cybernet Ventures, Inc., Lightspeed, ARS, CyberNet Entertainment LLC Cyber Trend, Inc, GlobalAvs/ProAdult, Pro-Adult, ATK, and Video Bliss Inc.

Over the past two years, Goldberg, Clayman and the Joint Defense Group have spent over a million dollars and more hours of their valuable time than they can count fighting for what they believe is right. When the fight is over - win or lose - members will know they did the right thing.

During this time, some of the heaviest hitters in our industry have sat on the sidelines as well as on their hands and checkbooks watching this play out. Many of these well-known industry names have been in business for five, ten, and even twenty years. They have done NOTHING to support this fight.

These are webmasters, studio owners, and others who have made substantial amounts of money over the years. Nevertheless, they remain steadfastly silent and reluctant to step up to the plate despite knowing that this threatens the entire Adult Entertainment Industry.

Acacia is now seeking approval of a class action lawsuit against the entire Adult Internet Industry. If granted, Acacia will have the ability to litigate whether their patents are valid and enforceable against a single company rather than against our entire industry. Even worse, if they win, that verdict could bind the entire industry.

In simple terms, if Acacia wins, they will be at your doorstep demanding money. YOU WILL NOT EVEN HAVE THE ABILITY TO CONTEST OR CHALLENGE THEIR PATENTS IN COURT.

The Joint Defense Group believes that it is time for industry members who have remained uninvolved to step up to the plate. Now is the time for you to save your own skin! We have fought hard and Acacia is running scared. Even as you read this, Acacia is lobbying hard to make a last minute deal with Joint Defense Group members for a settlement before the Court issues a ruling that could end Acacia's attack.

If the Joint Defense Group were to accept Acacia's offer, it could stop paying legal fees, cut a sweetheart deal with Acacia, and leave the rest of the industry to fend for itself. Instead, we continue to believe it is far better for our industry to band together to remove the Acacia threat once and for all. When we do this, we will send a loud and clear message to others who might see our industry as low hanging fruit ripe for picking.

Now is the time for all Webmasters, studios, and others in any way related to the Adult Internet to do the right thing. It is a disgrace that only a handful have become members of the Joint Defense Group and contributed money to our effort. Those involved wonder how you sleep at night. Even if you settled or are not immediately affected or threatened by Acacia's alleged patent claims, YOU MUST HELP THE CAUSE! Groups like ours are empowered when our peers demonstrate support with financial assistance not just empty rhetoric.

We are not asking you to forego the new Mercedes, the lavish vacation, or your knock 'em dead presentation at the next Internet show. We are simply asking that you recognize that the time has arrived for you to make a stand against any and all future attempts to attack our industry.

The Adult Internet has been your life. It has let you live well from the money you made. Now is the time to give something back to help everyone.

If that is not enough motivation, then think of it this way: If the Joint Defense Group does not win, you will be sending checks every month to your new partner-Acacia. Even more important, if this case is lost, there may be no one left to fight against the next money hungry group with a patent that wants a piece of our action. The Joint Defense Group spends over $100K per MONTH fighting this battle.

We need your help to build our war chest so that we can fight to win. Acacia is on the run, but they have $50 million in the bank to keep fighting. If they can outlast the Joint Defense Group in this battle, then there will be no one in the industry to stop their attack. The result of this battle will have implications for everyone: big or small, adult or mainstream. Now is the time to support the efforts of your fellow companies fighting the jokesters whose business plan is to litigate against whomever they think is an easy target!

We need them to understand -NOW- that when forced, the Adult Entertainment Industry UNITES and does NOT roll over and play dead out of fear. We need your help. We need it now. It's great to know we have your moral support and sideline cheers. BUT IT IS SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH! What we really need are substantial donations from everyone no matter how big or small. We know many of you settled with Acacia but have always had second thoughts about it. Even if you settled, you can still help. If you cannot contribute cash, we will help you find other ways help the Joint Defense Group.

It took courage to make our original stand. It takes even more to write an open letter like this to everyone in our industry. HOWEVER, THE TIME FOR INACTION AND THE HO-HUM ATTITUDES HAS PASSED. Pick up the phone today and call 1-949-716-8080 to donate to this fight by credit card. You can also send contributions to the Joint Defense Group at the following address:

Acacia Joint Defense Group c/o Spike Goldberg / New Destiny 27111 Aliso Viejo Rd #180, Aliso Viejo, CA 92656

Our industry's shame does not come from our products. It comes from those who sit on their hands and their checkbooks while others fight the battles that ultimately benefit the entire industry. It is time to do the right thing or suffer the consequences of your timidity and passivity long into the future!

XXX-Communicated: Rebel Without a Shul

First review:

This is not a lurid tale about the porn industry, which really is more of the backdrop here. It's an honest, candid story of a man facing many issues of faith that are ignored by most people today. Mr. Ford presents his story honestly and candidly. My only fault with the book is that the writer of autobiography should involve the reader more; here, however, Mr. Ford writes about himself with considerable detachment, so we don't get a sense of what he was feeling or thinking at some pivotal moments. He often uses dry reportage about private moments when a more personal recollection seemed necessary. I look forward to more of Mr. Ford's writing.

Second review:

Luke has also re-written the final chapter. It is quite touching. If I was a girl, I probably would have cried upon reading that one of Luke's rabbis called him "the most evil man he ever met." But I'm not a girl, so I laughed.

Luke goes on: "I want to believe that I have written a good book. I want to believe my story has a point ... I want to believe that my story will inspire the reader ..."

The Producers: Profiles in Frustration

A review:

After reading The Producers, I discovered that Hollywood production is actually a very interesting topic; in fact, I was disappointed when the book came to a close. Yet I still have mixed feelings. Not with the subject matter, but with some of the odd decisions Luke made when putting his book together.

Chicks Flicks

Director Ron Sullivan got his ear pierced for his 65th birthday on June 4th. He plans to get a tattoo on his arm in a couple of weeks. "Laughing warrior in Japanese," says Ron. "Marianne (aka Kelly Nichols) the make-up artist, she's got it.

"Tattoos are the only art that can never be taken away from you. And I'm always losing stuff. When I'm dead and buried, I don't want any jewelry or anything of value put underground. That's a complete loss of energy, time and money. I want my money, my jewelry and even my cufflinks to be passed on to my children."

Photographer Bill Diehl says his favorite model of all time is Roxanne Hall.

Bill whoops and hollers as he conducts a still shoot with Brooke Hunter.

"Easy, easy," she says. "Don't wear yourself out right off the bat."

Bill employs a lot of loud encouragement to get his girls primed for his shoots.

It's the first time I've found paper towels in the bathroom at Str8-Up Studios.

Ron says his wife Delores, who was supposed to be today's production manager, is "deathly ill." Roxy, who normally runs the stage with her boyfriend Matt, steps in.

I walk in on Brooke Hunter cracking a black whip. I scream in surprise. She knows how to use that thing.

I chat with 20-year old Lolita Dita. In porn since last September, she's done five movies. She's cute and lazy. She did a five-man gangbang.

She drives a brown hatchback wagon. She likes to put the seats back and have sex in there. She did not do the gangbang in there because "the guys' dicks are bigger than the car."

"Why are you pacing yourself so much between movies?"

"I get exhausted easy."

"You find those five-man gangbangs wear you out?"

"Yeah."

"What brought you into porn?"

"It was my idea before I turned 18. I called Pretty Girl International. Then I sat on it for about a year and then I signed up with World Modeling.

"My boyfriend [15 years older] had some friends in the industry. He suggested I get into it."

"Does he come on set with you and wipe you off and bring you cold drinks?"

"No. He wants to though."

He's only seen one of her films.

"How did he grade your acting performance?"

"He didn't say anything. So it must've been pretty bad. It was my first one."

"Had you ever had sex before you got into this industry?"

"Oh yeah. A long time [since age 16]. All the time."

"How many men have you been with in your life, including the five at once?"

"Between 12-14."

"How many girls?"

"Only one. Well, two."

"Does your boyfriend spank your bottom and say, who's your daddy?"

"All the time."

"Does he make you dress up in Catholic schoolgirl outfits?"

"He doesn't make me but I do it anyway."

"If your husband was having sex with another woman right now, how would you feel?"

"I'd feel weirded out. I don't have a lot of say in it."

"Are you guys swingers?"

"Yeah," she laughs.

"Do you guys have to tell each other before you have sex with someone?"

"No, but afterwards would be kinda polite."

"What do you love and what do you hate about this industry?"

"There are some shaky people."

"Do you mean shady?"

"Yeah."

Ron Sullivan calls Lolita in.

"I want you to stand at attention facing me," he says. "Like I'm a drill instructor chewing you out."

"Stand up straight," orders Bill Diehl to Lolita. "Chest out. Hands at your side."

Lolita plans to become a wedding photographer. She does not use the name "Lolita Dita."

"You're putting it in my mouth," Brooke orders Ron as he lights a cigarette for her.

"I've been feeling blue," says Ron, "because I haven't been writing. I haven't written since April 22nd. I still haven't been paid by Adultbeat.

"I miss writing. I need to write for somebody."

Brooke cracks the whip. I jump and yell out a profanity.

Lolita wanted to be an art class model. Then she saw a Pretty Girls International ad for "figure modeling." She answered the ad and found the agency was really all about porn. She thought about it for a year.

"Did you know what reverse cowgirl was before you got into the industry?"

"No. I didn't know creampie."

"How do you feel about Joseph Conrad?"

"I don't know who she is."

"Who are your favorite novelists?"

"I used to like Anne Rice. I haven't read for a long time. It's hard for me. If I sit down with a book, someone will say, do the dishes or, I need you to go to the store. It's like watching a movie with a commercial every five minutes that lasts an hour. I gave up picking up books. I'll read articles."

"When you entered this industry, did you find your brain moving more slowly?"

"No. It was pretty slow before."

"What's the worst thing that's happened to you in this industry?"

"[Certain English bloke] is an asshole. He's the biggest jerk in the world. I worked with him. He arrived four hours late. He blamed it on the traffic.

"He was really rough. I told him to take it slower. He didn't. Six hours after I am supposed to show up, I'm not fresh anymore. F--- me so I can leave. I was so pissed. It was my first boy-girl-girl."

Rob Spallone walks in looking all spiffy. He must've been in court today for his divorce. His lawyer Ron Miller aka Don Hollywood walks in with him.

Rob's on the cell phone. He's happy. He's talking to his kid. "What's up buddy? If you're going to the park later, call me and we'll play ball."

Rob looks at me and smiles. "No more restraining orders." We high-five.

Rob on cell. "I'll buy you a new one. We'll go to an old video store and try and find it. Tomorrow stay home. I'm gonna be by to help nanna and pop move. I love you. Is poppa still there? Well, can you tell him that I'm on the phone? Well, you're a lazy bastard.

"If you're going to be in the park, call me and tell me. Don't tell your mother. She won't let you go to the park. But when you're at the park, you call me. I'm allowed to come around."

Rob whispers to me, "Two thousand a month [child support]." It's more than he expected.

"Her lawyer wanted me to pay him $5,000. I said, are you out of your mind? That comes out of her end.

"I've got to get the kids health insurance. I canceled the life insurance. The electric. The HBO. She can't go out of state."

Ron Miller wears cowboy boots and a tie. He smokes a cigar. He looks happy. He has big gold jewelry around his neck and a big ring on his finger. "My favorite thing is going to court in the morning and then doing a scene.

"One time, I did a scene in the morning and in the afternoon, I went to court with my ex-wife."

Rob wants to get a $3,000 desk out of his house. The room was built around the desk. He'll have to tear down his wall to get out his desk. Ron tells him to fix the wall when he's done.

At one time, Lolita wanted to be a writer of short stories. "I don't like to read too far."

"Why did you switch from wanting to become a writer to becoming a porn star?"

"Because it's easier. I'm lazy."

"Have you learned about yourself from being in the adult entertainment industry?"

"I don't know if I've learned about myself so much as manipulated myself. I'm not as shy as I used to be. I'm still shy."

"I could see that, with the way you whipped your clothes off."

"I'm a more proud and self-confident shy."

"Has this helped you get in touch with your sexuality?"

"No. I was in touch with my sexuality before."

"How did you discover it? Reading books?"

"No. You just rub that in, huh?"

Rob: "I've called my kids. I'm going to call them again in a few minutes. I'm going to call them every half hour."

Brooke: "Robbie, you should see how far Duke jumps when you crack that whip. He just about had a heart attack."

I'm starting a new charity where I go around reading books to porn stars. I will go to their homes at night, tuck them in bed, hop in, and read them to sleep while running my fingers through their hair.

The court has ordered Rob and his family to go to a shrink for a full evaluation.

"Does that make you scared?"

"No. If you beat your kids and f---ed them in the ass, that would make you scared."

"When did you quit?"

"You're a scumbag."

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I arrive on set at 9:20 a.m. I just see photographer Bill Diehl and actress Brooke Hunter. She'll be strapping it on and delivering it through the backdoor to a guy this morning.

Tiny Susan is pale with auburn hair and flashing eyes. She wears a white broad-brimmed hat to cover her white skin from the sun. She wears beige pants, purple shoes, and a blue top. She's cynical and whip-smart, just how I like 'em.

She shows up with her crew at noon.

Rob Spallone harangues Susan for about an hour. She thinks he's a character and laughs at his jokes and outrageous language.

I rubbish Rob. Susan calls me a stirrer. Rob says I'm the biggest stirrer. I enjoy winding him up and letting him loose on people like Susan.

"I'm the best interview," Rob tells me later as we drive away to lunch at San Carlo Deli. "You don't even need to ask me questions."

Josh shows up at 2:45PM, 45 minutes late as usual.

He says he finds me all over the Internet as he researches various stories. He calls me prolific. We trade war stories.

Charlo has been forced to "sell" Megapornbucks to Gary Kremen?

Brad Shaw writes on JBM:

So Charlo and his toolbar got a bit out of hand, allegedly stealing traffic from people, including join pages that went to Epoch. Epoch was none to pleased and told him they would close his account unless he sold the company. I hear that Gary Kremem now "owns" Megapornbucks.

Apparently there's a 2 year non compete in the deal as well. Essentially Charlo is out of the Adult business.

As far as I know, the toolbar they have now is an altered version of that redirected webmasters traffic. WiredGuy, Charlo is not someone I would want to be associated in this business. Once again, he got caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Last time the FTC, this time the webmaster community and his billing company. The ironic thing is that Gary allegedly paid way too much to bail Charlo out. Wonder if there is more there than it appears.