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Jonathan Silverstein Has Baby

JStyles used to run CE and ClubLove. KB breaks the news on JBM:

He is a BRAND NEW DADDY! I am so happy for him and Detour-Diva I am now an Uncle again! Little JT is fine and healthy and I can't wait to see thelittle guy leave the hospital in a mini kangol and old school adididas....

DENISE RICHARDS TAKES IT OFF -- SO SHE CAN TAKE IT ALL OFF FOR PLAYBOY

RED-HOT mama Denise Richards is preparing to bare all for Playboy, only three months after giving birth -- and her hubby Charlie Sheen couldn't be more proud!

"Denise is thrilled that Playboy approached her to model in the magazine so soon after she became a mom," said an insider. "She thinks it's an incredible honor. "

And she said that Charlie isn't at all jealous. In fact, he's really proud of her and happy that she wants to show off her beautiful body to other men."

But Denise, who has starred on TV's "Spin City" and in movies, is nervous about losing her baby fat in time for the photo shoot, say pals.

She's hoping to be in Playboy's December issue and the photos have to be completed several months in advance.

Kendra Jade Visits Boston Next Week

Vicki writes on bigdoggie.net:

She's one of my best friends and I want to show her a great time here, she hasn't come here to see me since 2002. Can you guys give us some suggestions of places to hang out and things to do in Boston from July 15 - July 19? I'm very bad at that kind of stuff, cause I don't go out at all, I'm pretty boring and lame. I use to know the places to eat and great VIP lounges all that anyway I want to show her a good time and show her that Boston is fun so she'll want to come back often. Please send your suggestions to vickinicole@aol.com and if any of you guys want to take us out on the town send me your ideas for that as well :-) -Vicki Related link: http://www.kendrajadeonline.com

FAYNER BANNED FROM HUSTLER PARTY

Mike Albo writes on Adult Stars News:

Just when I think things can't get any weirder over at the Black Tower, I get word from one of my many inside tipsters that Scott Fayner of www.l-keford.com has been denied a ticket to the upcoming 30th Anniversary party for Hustler magazine.

It's weird because of all the people who have passed through Larry's empire, Scott's always been very careful to say only nice things about the company, Larry, Bruce David and the Professor and Mary-Ann. And this is the thanks he gets? What kind of unfeeling monsters are these people?

According to my source, Liz Flynt, Larry's wife, is "mad" at Scott about some as-yet-unrevealed transgression and has put his name on a "special list" of folks who are to be stopped at the door should they have audacity to try to crash the exclusive soiree.

Scott, don't feel bad. I've been to a number of LFP parties. They're not that fun, the drinks aren't free, there's always somebody watching you and Bruce David is usually lurking around somewhere. That last thing alone should have you thanking the Spirit In the Sky that you're not going to be there. You can have a better time at any neighborhood carwash or crack house. Trust me.

Cameron Diaz Softcore Tape

Here's the complete video in question.

Andy_Germany writes on GFY:

Damn. 39.95 for this piece of crap. - Poorly filmed - The rendering was even worse. - 2 enormous textures in the whole movie - Just Cameron's tits in there which already have been shown in much nicer quality. People will be dissatisfied with this left and right. This simply is ridiculous.

By Scott Ross for AVN.com:

LOS ANGELES - The "S&M tape" that Cameron Diaz made in 1992 is real, but a Website's claim that they have the rights to sell the video online allegedly is not.

According to publicist Kevin Blatt, a press release sent by Scandal-Inc.com earlier today announcing their possession of the video was riddled with falsehoods - including quotes attributed to Blatt.

"They tried to hire me to publicize this, but they wouldn't sign any indemnification papers and I wasn't going to do anything until I knew it was legit," Blatt said. "They faked the quotes from me on their press release."

Kevin Blatt got served with a Cease and Desist yesterday by the law firm of Cameron Diaz, Lavelly & Singer out of the ABC Center in Century City. KB's getting inundated by calls from the news media, particularly the tabloids. He's getting more calls over this than over the Paris Hilton tape.

Numerous porners want to get the rights to the tape and distribute it. They don't realize that this tape is bad news. It's not like the Paris Hilton tape where she wanted the publicity.

The website www.scandal-inc.com is down. The folks associated with it in Moscow got served by Lavelly & Singer.

New Celebrity Softcore Tape Stars Cameron Diaz

It reminds me of the Seth Warshavsky, ClubLove.com, Pamela and Tommy Lee Anderson days. The similarities are eery.

Mike Albo Wants To See Some Changes

Mike Albo writes Luke: "Just saw some photos of you posted by Scott Fayner. Let's see, you've already admitted a penchant for wearing Daisy Dukes, and now we see pictures of you wearing tighty-whitey, Peter North-style briefs while some skank spanks you. If that weren't enough, you have your hair styled in a Billy Ray Cyrus/Steve Irwin mullet. One, two, three strikes; you're out! You expect me to be seen in public with you? Granted, I'm no pretty boy, but my reputation has been damaged enough. I'd like to try to maintain what's left of it. You need to make some changes."

Darren Blatt, Kevin Blatt Ride With Don Magic Juan

KB and D$ spent Wednesday with black rapper Too Short and druggie Bishop Don Magic Juan, who got high on marijuana.

They drove around LA and spun tunes in a recording studio. Two Jewish pimps and their black talent get into the groove.

Bishop Don Magic Juan is doing KB's telephone answer message now.

Magic Juan normally hangs out with Snoop Dog but Wednesday he drove around with D$ in his green and gold cadillac.

Magic Juan wore his pimp suit. People were honking and waving.

Magic went into the soundbooth for Ringtone. He made a bunch of different rings for the cell phone. He went into the booth and smoked blunts (marijuana wrapped in cigar paper). He got high and loose and came up with crazy stuff. "If you knew him better, you'd do him better."

He's fond of saying "church."

Why Don't All Porn Stars Escort?

Robyn Bougie writes on Yesportal.com:

I guess the real question is - why don't all porn stars escort? You can work as much or as little as you wish, choose who you want to f-ck, spend as much time with the nice guys as you want, not have to put up with the likes of Brandon Irons and Max Hardcore, travel to other cities, and get paid for it! WOW! Could there possibly be a downside?

Mike South responds:

Um... hello? AIDS, anyone? HIV? how about all the other dire sexually transmitted diseases circulating out there? Have we all forgotten the events earlier this year? Do we really need every f-cking porn star getting jabbed by any unwashed f-cktard that has a grand to blow? Is it really such a positive thing to the girls then bringing whatever they got from that infested load into the porn community and spreading it around?

Fast Eddie responds:

His characterization of the "hobbyist" is what's truly offends me,especially considering the morals and intelligence of the average porn stud, and the general disregard for talent by the male dominated porn industry as a whole.

Hey, the recent HIV situation wasn't caused by a PSE meeting an infected fan... it was the result of T.T. Boy taking a crew down to Brazil to find new, and more importantly, CHEAP talent, even though the health conditions of sex- workers there were well known beforehand.

Hell, John Stagliano became infected there what? Three years or four ago??? Within the porn industry, female talent are under constant pressure to work "condom-free"; those who chose not to find it harder to find work. Unless they're a major name and/or working for a major production company like Vivid or Wicked, bareback is the expected standard.

And what about the pro-am bukakke videos which Mike himself regularly shoots? I think when you're doing that kind of porn, it's pretty hypocritical to diss the average hobbyist.

On the other hand, while escorting the PSE is the one in total control... SHE sets the guidelines, choosing who she sees and what she'll do, without a producer, director or an agent pressuring her to push the envelope. And while I won't say that bareback intercourse never happens between a PSE and a fan, ESPECIALLY without the fan providing a current HIV screening, I think it's very, very rare; I can only speak from my own experience, but in my 35+ encounters with PSEs, not only have I never had bare back full service, but it's never even been offered.

Porn is routinely shot in South America and Europe where there are no safety guidelines what-so-ever, all in the name of saving a few bucks. MONEY is what drives this industry, and if the guys who control it have a problem with a pornstar escorting, it's not due to any safety concerns - they've shown time and time again that they could care less about the safety of the talent. Hell, Marc Wallace is still working in the industry, which I think is a slap in the face to those women he infected - No, it's not about health safety; it's out of fear that when the girl sees how much money she can make escorting and how much less demanding it is, they'll realize that they're being underpaid by the industry honchos who hold the pursestrings.

I've always respected Mike South amd enjoyed his work and the occasional contributions he's made to this forum. So Mike, if you were misquoted or it wasn't you that made the statement, my apology, but if it was you, you should be ashamed of yourself. Examine your own industry's values before critisizing others.

A Rebel Without a Shul

The LA Independent published on page two a lengthy excerpt from the memoir, XXX-Communicated: A Rebel Without a Shul. It is online here. Or you can read it here, here, here and here.

Porner Owes Mob $300,000

I got an email that a friend of mine in porn (I do not know who) owes Louis Ippolito $300,000. Louis's brother Joey was a big heroin trafficker and owned a famous Italian restaurant in Malibu, Cent'Anni.

Authorities accuse him of trying to murder then-31-year-old Samuel Ippolito. Samuel's older and much-better-known brother Joseph Ippolito, 47, is serving a ten-year sentence for a federal narcotics offense. According to the New Jersey State Commission of Investigation, "Joey Ipp," as he is known, had ties to the Lucchese and DeCavalcante crime families. But then in 1997, word came out that Joey Ipp had decided to cooperate with the authorities in a drug probe.

In December of that year, New Jersey authorities say, Lombardo decided to -- or was asked to -- rub out Joey's brother Sammy to send a message to Joey to stop cooperating. If Lombardo was the hit man, he certainly didn't fail for lack of trying.

...............

Joey Ippolito, Jr. is both CIA & Mob. Ippolito at one time lived in Hallendale, FL, a mob housing subdivision which was protected by a police force run by the mob. He has helped run drugs and wet ops for "the Combination" which interconnects with the Illuminati. O.J. Simpson's friend Cowlings worked for Joey Ippolito, as well as O.J. Simpson. Simpson distributed cocaine for Joey Ippolito & the Combination. Simpson's lawyer also is tied to the Illuminati, the CIA, and the mob. One of his lawyers on TV said the trial reeked of government corruption. Nicole Simpson lived next door to Carl Colby (former CIA director Bill Colbys son). Colby's wife and kids have been subjected to mind-control.

Bobby Soporno Meets The Sopornos

Rob Spallone does not feel comfortable making more in the Sopornos series (he doesn't want to fight with Larry Flynt Publications which distributes the first eight in the series over the title), so he plans Bobby Soporno Meets The Sopornos as his next big feature.

Editorial shake-up at Razor magazine

TORONTO-Razor magazine publisher Richard Botto has announced that he has "terminated" the employment of founder and editor Craig Vasiloff and will himself become editor-in-chief following a "major reorganization." Vasiloff was released due to "internal transgressions over time," Botto says. Vasiloff says he still retains a 20% interest in the magazine and that he's suing Botto for monies owed. Razor, a glossy men's magazine launched in November 2000, is based in Arizona but editorially headquartered in Toronto. That will now change; editorial offices are moving to Arizona this fall. The magazine attracted controversy last month after a New York Daily News gossip columnist reported that the magazine had issued a torqued press release which alleged the June issue contained an "exclusive" interview with Howard Stern. It didn't. Vasiloff says Botto wrote the press release.

Celebrity Gossip List

Agassi, Andre. Humorless, vain airhead. Possibly closeted. Linked with Steffi Graf, Brooke Shields (his ex-wife), and Babs Streisand.

Honoring mothers who make change happen

Lisa Belzberg.

Lowdown Deal

Mike Davis writes: "A deal was inked on Wednesday and Guenther bought Rob Spallone out of Lowdown,all partied were pleased with the deal and remain on friendly terms. Guenther use personal funds to by Rob Spallone out of Lowdown and is very pleased with the deal.IM happy we came to a resolution."

Bridgette Monroe Offers Multiple Cups Of Tea

Stop by and have as many cups as you like. What a hostess. And those yummy cucumber sandwiches.

Ashley Evans clears the air about Brazil/South America

Big Poppa writes on TER:

There were some concerns that Ashley was going to South America to do scenes for ovious reasons after the recent HIV scare in the adult industry, but she explained why she is traveling there: "I am not specifically in Brazil nor am I shooting XXX videos of myself. As you know I own a huge corporation and own over 35 websites. I am off shooting content latina/ethnic girls for my sites. I am not shooting XXX, I am not doing BBBJ or BA in Brazil nor anywhere in a third world country for that matter."

I thank Ashely for clearing this up. As I'm sure anyone who knows her (Like Score) or maybe anyone who wants to see her in the future (like myself and many others) was worried for her saftey and wondered why she would take the risk of shooting there.

30 Porn Stars Lined Up For Tampa Show September 20

Felecia Fox, Selena Silver, Stephanie Swift, Devon, Jesse Jane.

I Will Vouch For Miami Companions

Seth writes on Big Doggie:

I directly contacted Nikki Benz again talking to her about her availability with MC as she had told me that she wasn't, although her friends Lezlie Zen and Krystal Steele were/are. She tells me that she does not conduct this type of business again and that was going to take proper action. I guess we now know the actions that were taken.

Regarding Paul and Miami Companions, I will vouch for him and them, no matter what you, Nikki or Taylor say. MC has been in this business longer than any other agency and has always kept an impeccable reputation, which many of us do and still respect. They were one of the first agencies who had PS in the line up such as Ryan Conner, whom no one knew, Sinnamon Love, Raquel Devine, Amber Michaels and Sydney Steele to name a few.

MC would not post availability unless there was some sort of conversation/agreement. What could have gone wrong was that the ladies might have wanted it done privately instead of publicly, something that has happened with many under the radar ladies and other agencies. I can bet anything that this is what happened.

The bottom line is that I will vouch for MC always!

The One Thing

On the Dennis Prager show, people called up with the one thing they would most want to change about their spouse to increase their marital happiness. Women called about finances. Men called about looks.

I live on such a spiritual plane that it is hard for me to relate to these worldly matters.

A few companies continue to piss $ away (gigacash and more)

Brad Shaw writes on JBM:

I see they are throwing a "big" party in Miami. Easy $50k +. What a waste, most companies have smartened up. Funny part is that most of the real businessmen avoid big events, and they are full of free loaders who have 13 clicks.

"B. There will be rockstars tearing up the stages for your viewing and listenting pleasures. And not the kind of rockstars that are now playing bar mitzvahs. This is more like, "don't be surprised if MTV shows up."

"G. The biggest players in the industry will not only be present, but will also be co-sponsoring EROTICAFEST 2004."

Ron Levi going? Maybe you can invite JohnIP and Serge.

Why is Hollywood so Weird?

The first review of The Producers: Profiles in Frustration.

Chlamydia Outbreak

I.M Constantine writes on RAME: Apparently major chlamydia outbreak currently going on in Pornville.

Fritz writes:

It is "common knowledge" that there is a "voluntary requirement" in the industry that actors must present a valid HIV test result and AIM is the test site and record keeper for many of those actors. It also seems to be the case that testing for other STDs is NOT uniform or required.

According to the AIM web site, http://aim-med.org/chlamydia.html "It is RECOMMENDED that you take these [chlamidia, gonorrhea, syphilis] tests everytime you test for HIV."

Recommended, not required. And they're free. I believe it has been previously posted in RAME that chlamydia is widespread among porn actors: ?? times more common than the general population. The LA Times called it beyond epidemic in January 2003. So if the production companies aren't requiring other STD tests and the rate of chlamydia infection has been epidemic for years, how did AIM screw up? What's the rest of the story?

The Disappearance Of Nici Of Nicisgirls.com

Anna David of Details magazine is doing a story on the disappearance of Nici aka Michelle Braun. She supposedly went on the run owing some rich Arabs thousands of dollars. Nici is hiding out last I heard.

XXX-Communicated Now Available Through Amazon.com

XXX-Communicated: A Rebel Without a Shul.

People are already selling it used for $30-$43 each when they sell new for $17-27 (hardcover).

Hymen Clitorsky writes: "The initial run was exhausted as soon as Luke bought a few copies for his family. SERIOUS suggestion: the publisher should heavily advertise this book in the gay press, as it has all those themes that homosexuals fret about: acceptance, rejection, mortality, religion, family and lack thereof, and, of course, non-procreative sex. And that smart photograph of a sensitive looking Luke won't hurt any."

From a review on Amazon.com:

This is not a lurid tale about the porn industry, which really is more of the backdrop here. It's an honest, candid story of a man facing many issues of faith that are ignored by most people today. Mr. Ford presents his story honestly and candidly. My only fault with the book is that the writer of autobiography should involve the reader more; here, however, Mr. Ford writes about himself with considerable detachment, so we don't get a sense of what he was feeling or thinking at some pivotal moments. He often uses dry reportage about private moments when a more personal recollection seemed necessary. I look forward to more of Mr. Ford's writing.

It's available on BarnesandNoble.com here.

Trouble At Black Rock

Mike Albo writes for Adult Stars News:

While we're glad we're no longer being underpaid and unappreciated at the Black Tower, we do wish we could be there to witness what could be the battle of the decade. If what we're hearing is true, trouble is a-brewin'.

A Hustler insider tells me, "Mark Cromer is upset that he's been categorized as a little more than a Bruce David puppet. 'You watch,' he said. 'Bruce's days are numbered. I'm going to be running the show here pretty soon.'"

Well, we wish you luck, Mark. Bruce can be a wily adversary, but if anyone can take him down, it's you, his close pal.

Someone should really consider making one of those reality TV shows about the current state of Hustler magazine. I know I'd watch.

Stopping By World Modeling

I stop by the World Modeling building at 12:20 p.m. It's empty. I pick up my book on Joseph Conrad and read until 1 p.m. when the gang return from lunch. They don't look unhappy to see me.

Junior is sick. Senior fetches a wad of bills and checks from the mailbox. Envy is as quiet as a mouse as always. Whenever she sees me digging for scoop, she laughs silently.

I follow them into World Modeling. Destiny DeVille is putting her final affairs in order. During her six weeks in the US, she's learned that publicity is a two-edged sword.

World Modeling gets demand for their new girls from England. Their two latest Limeys are black.

World has no stars in their stable at the moment. Does anybody?

Rob Spallone has moved out of the building. While things are calmer, they're less exciting. Alexander DeVoe, a black guy, has taken his office. His ex-girlfriend is Diana DeVoe. Bill Margold and PAW retain their office. Mr Marcus retains his. Ray Anderson retains his.

World Modeling had a busy week last week but this week business is unusually slow.

Envy says she's doing her first scene in a while Friday. An interracial anal for Corey Jordan.

What role will you play?

"I don't know. What role could I play for an interracial anal?"

"A lawyer? A judge?"

"Yeah, right," she smiles.

"What's the name of the movie?"

"I don't know."

Dateline Visits Rob Spallone's Set

NBC TV show Dateline visits Rob Spallone's set Friday. The female producer was at the public hearing last month in Van Nuys and wanted to see Rob at work.

Nightcalls Live At 6PM PST

Playboy TV show Nightcalls goes live tonight. Hosts are Tiffany Granath and Juli Ashton. It airs first and third Wednesday of every month. The show is in its nine season.

Cindy Crawford Shoots First Gangbang

Jason Sechrest writes:

It was great catching up with Cindy Crawford last Friday night when she took to The Young & the Curious. Though the interview was brief, it was choked full of news bytes, including the fact that Crawford was scheduled to shoot her first ever gangbang, consisting of five guys, the following day. The movie will be available through Jill Kelly Productions, the company to which she's contracted.

Crawford made mention of all JKP "dramas" including their loss of nearly $10 million last year ("That was before they had me," she's quick to note) while confirming that company President/CEO Bob Friedland did indeed have former JKP starlet Shyla Stylez deported upon their divorce.

Stay tuned to the Y&C archives on JC TV for this classic episode, where Crawford also strips down and gives viewers a taste of what it's like seeing her perform live on stage. In the meantime, for the full skinny on Crawford's tales, check out fellow columnist Gene Ross's report here.

Taylor Wane and Ana Nova

Sly writes on TER:

I had the ultimate pleasure of seeing both of these gorgeous PS's during a recent visit to LA. I would highly recommend them both. Taylor Wane is the ultimate woman and now my ATF! My 10/10 review is one of several for her. Ana Nova is a German PS who I happened to be lucky enough to have a meeting set up for me by a cyber buddy, who helped me coordinate with her German agency.

Do You Read Porn Gossip?

Digipimp writes on GFY:

do all of you that get so deep and caught up in the porn gossip bullsh-t and stories care about all gossip or do you just have a particular interest in porn gossip? i can't say i've ever had much respect for anyone that needed to know everyone elses biz and talk about it without any firsthand knowledge.

Duke says: What people say on this does not matter much. It is what they do. If a piece of gossip affects their lives, it affects their lives, and there's nothing they can do about it, even if they refuse to read the item in question. The pen is mightier than the sword.

There's nobody who is invulnerable to gossip. It can build people up or it can destroy them. Make fun of gossip all you want. In the end, gossip can kill. It can destroy businesses, rip apart friendships, end marriages, and drive people to suicide.

Gossip is as deeply rooted a human desire as sex and pornography. You can't destroy that desire, no matter how much you publicly despise it.

Evil Guy writes:

I find porn industry gossip fascinating. Seriously.. if you don't listen to the gossip you have a very limited idea of what is going on in this industry. You can't judge by press releases and what company shills post.

Kami Andrews Lashes Out At Mike Albo

Mike Albo wrote on Adult Stars News:

Back in May we posted a bit about interracial/anal/fetish chick Kami Andrews and an interview she gave during which she reportedly said something to the effect that "I flied out here to L.A."

We goofed on her seeming inability to conjugate the verb "fly." Well, just received an e-mail from Kami in which she claims she was misquoted. "Sorry to disappoint," she writes.

Well, Kami, we're not disappointed at all. Not when the subject line of your e-mail reads: "hay I read your article about my grammer." On the one hand, that's very funny (if, of course, you realize that it really should be "hey" followed by a comma, and that "grammar" is spelled with an "a" and not an "e"...unless you're talking about those Billy Grammer guitars of the 1960s, in which case the word is a proper noun and needs to be capitalized). On the other hand, it could be very sad.

Kami Andrews writes:

well one of the porn gossipers has printed not one but two articles on how stupid I am. I am not going to link to them because he doesn't deserve the traffic. All of you that read my journal know I can't spell for sh-t, but all of you that know me know I am not a complete idiot, and if you know the general porn pool I am in the top 10% in common sense. any ways if you want to make me happy e-mail mike albo and tell him he shouldn't pick on me.

Mike comments: "Lawdy, Miss Clawdy! We've got to admit, Kami Andrews is one funny girl. Check out her on-line diary to see her plea to her fans to instruct me not to pick on her. Funny how a girl who can take a good, old-fashioned backdoor boffing Mandingo-style can get so bent out of shape by a couple of casually tossed-off comments. Anyway, I'll be posting whatever Kami's defenders manage to write in. Keep 'em coming, kiddies! And, Kami? I love ya, babe. I really do. Your diary's a great read, and I think you have an awesome sense of humor...about most things."

Penthouse Forum, July Issue, Interviews Matt Drudge Of Porn

Page One Page Two Page Three Page Four Page Five

You'll have to print out those five pictures to get a clear read.

The Curious Case of Victoria Z.

Subject is Penthouse Magazine's Pet of the Year. Subject peddles her used panties on the Internet. Subject has a law degree and a PH.D. in psychology.

By Benjamin Wallace

She's dressed rather provocatively for a psychotherapist. She wears suede cross-lace boots and spills out of a shrink-wrap dress. The gold bunny head she got as a Playboy Playmate, back when she lived in Chester County, dangles from her neck alongside the ruby and diamond gold key she received as Penthouse Pet of the Year 2004. But, like a dutiful clinician, Victoria Zdrok listens patiently as a short, jittery lawyer catalogs his psychiatric problems. First, there's the obsessive-compulsive disorder. "And the-the-the Luvox, it's horrible," the bespectacled man stammers, channeling Woody Allen. "It dries out your whole system. It makes you impotent. Terrible stuff."

"So what do you have?" Victoria asks, in her lightly Ukrainian-accented English. "Counting rituals?"
"No," the man says, "I just have obsessive things about the past."
"I'm not sure that's a really full-blown OCD," Victoria says.
"I'm-I'm-I'm being treated, of course," the man hastens to mention. "The ADD is not being treated."
"You also have ADD?"
"And that's full-blown," the man says.

The 31-year-old woman to whom he is unburdening himself has a doctorate in psychology (as well as a law degree and admittance to the New York and New Jersey bars), but she is here, spending her Friday evening at the Crowne Plaza Hotel in Secaucus, New Jersey, for an autograph/memorabilia show of elusive focus. The grab bag of Z-list celebrities who will appear at this weekend's event includes Lorenzo Lamas, still gliding on Falcon Crest fumes; Charlotte Kemp, Miss Budweiser 1983-'85; and Jessie Jensen, who played the character Saesee Tiin in Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones. Victoria is given a table to the left of Alex Michel, The Bachelor.

At home, her bookshelves are crammed with law and psychology texts; a book of poems by Antoine de Saint-Exupery rests on a nightstand. Here, on the table before her, she has unpacked from a wheel-able suitcase less intellectual publications: a rare copy of her Penthouse Pet of the Month issue, recalled from stores after the Exclusive Nude Photos of Anna Kournikova! turned out not to be of Kournikova; 8x10 glossies; lenticular cards featuring Victoria, her sister Tatiana, and their mother Olga removing their tops. Since this show is meant to be family-friendly, certain Victoria merchandise is absent: the underwear, "worn two full days," that she markets on planetvictoria.com; the polyethylene cast of her vagina and anus, with battery-powered vibrating and pulsating motion; and From Russia with Ass, a "face-sitting" fetish video in which she mashes her Slavic posterior into the gasping, sad-sack mug of a chubby young man while saying things like: "You're pathetic. Your little dick is a joke." She is here, in the windowless lower intestine of a suburban New Jersey hotel, working it. She knows she must parlay her fame, while it lasts, into a next chapter: as Doc Zdrok, "a Dr. Ruth for the 21st century."

Her story seems out of the early 20th...

Victoria Z pic Vic Z with celebrities

New Celebrity Sex Tape Stars Cameron Diaz

An S-M tape, no sexual penetration but she's topless, starring Hollywood actress Cameron Diaz, has surfaced. A shadowy Russian group (Scandal Inc) has it and they're looking to profit from it. It was shot around 1992. You can watch it on the web. There's a free preview.

Official press release.

Lowdown Resolution Looms?

Mike Davis writes:

Luke we are going to work everything out where all parties can be happy I think this would be in the best interests of all parties.Guenther would like to buy the films from the company with his own private funds,and sign for the warehouse personally.I think Rob would be ok with that.IM hoping this can all be resolved ASAP.I feel I have been put in the middle,but if this can be arranged IM all for it.

Guenther has made an offer to the company (Rob) to personally buy all films owned by the company.If he does this will resolve all matters and everyone can walk away happy.So IM hoping this can get done ASAP.I will say Rob can be very difficult at times.

Celebrating Fourth of July On Hermosa Beach

I was sitting at home at my computer at 2:26 Sunday afternoon when my shaygetz friend Robert (a PhD student in political philosophy) phoned, inviting me to a party with hot chicks in the South Bay.

We have to park a mile away and finally find the party at 222 Strand around 5PM. It is jam-packed. There's a $10 charge for admittance.

I see an entirely new side of Robert when he makes a beeline for the margarita wrestling. Hot chicks in flimsy see-through white T-shirts and bikini bottoms wresting in a tub of greasy margaritas.

The poster proclaims: "Tacos for Tatas. Help us fight breast cancer."

Not for me. I studied my biography of Joseph Conrad by Jeffrey Meyers.

I only went inside the party when I needed to use the bathroom. I felt claustrophobic. Yes, there were hot chicks, but it just wasn't my scene. The average age was about 28. I'm too old for this stuff.

Robert boasts about this girl Sheila who started talking to him. When she walks by, he calls out to her. She waves and trudges on. Blew him off!

When the next round of margarita wrestling starts up, I reluctantly take a look. That these were real chicks, not professionals, who were degrading themselves added an unexpected frisson to the festivities.

I knew what I was doing was wrong, but I felt rooted to the sand by the vulgar spectacle.

Robert writes Jane:

So, you missed out on hot chicks in bikinis wrestling the f-ck out of each other -- in quaint setting of an immense pool of Margarita liquid. Now, Mox, I'm intensely disappointed in you. I so deeply repined your presence. Imagine what lustre and edification you could have brought to these, such heady happenings! Undoubtedly we ought have succeeded in enlisting you to don bikini; to go at it; to go for the gold; to pop some moxie cans of female-on-female whup-ass. (A few body-dops, body slams, face-plants, ass-plants to boot as well).

No joke -- Luke can attest to the veracity of it -- I spotted an Ann Coulter look-alike. She was walking nearby on the strand. With the right proposition, I'm sure she coulda' been a contenda'. The crowd, however, wasn't pleased with Luke. As if a mad leopard, he lurches then leaps -- right into the middle of said mosh-pit -- and [verbally] ejaculates, top-o'-lungs: "Repent you heathen bastards! You feeders of the bottom!! Get behind me Satan!! You ALL -- all of you!! You are going to HELL!! REPENT!!!" Poor Luke was projectiled -- through the air -- over 100 feet out from that weltering cauldron of Dionysus (tits, ass, ass-cracks, reeling priapic Satyrs and all) like a divine, blazing comet.

"I had to connect with my Neanderthal brothers," excuses Robert.

I feel disappointed that out of the hundreds of attractive young women streaming by, I did not know one. I did not recognize anybody all day. I thought I was a man about Los Angeles.

Margarita wrestling is what happens when moral norms begin to break down.

"We're reverted to a state of nature of all against all. You have unleashed amoral freedom."

"I'm concerned that the imbibing of alcohol diminishes the observance of natural law," I say.

"Public drunkenness and nudeness is a source," says Robert.

"I saw this man take his willy out and go for a leak on the beach," I say.

"Public nudity is a scourge on man's dignity," says Robert, reliving the margarita wrestling in his mind.

"I wonder if Moxie would've wanted to join in the margarita wrestling. She's often said she wanted to engage in jello wrestling with Ann Coulter."

"We're with a drunken barely-post-adolescent crowd."

"Without a liberal education in the great books," says Robert, who had exactly such but nevertheless acts like a nihilistic pig, "you end up with the victory of the gutter."

There's a fight. "You stole my pot, you bloody wanker," is Robert's explanation.

How quickly the imbibing of alcohol leads to nudity leads to pot smoking leads to fighting and moral anarchy.

"This is a journey into the heart of darkness," I conclude. "We're denying the whole idea of progress, upon which our lives have been built. Western Civilization has gained sustenance from the idea of progress for the past 500 years."

"There are no core shared moral virtues," says Robert. "Especially here."

"Margarita wrestling shows the antagonistic clash of civilization and decadence, the disastrous clash of the white man and the African, and suggests the humane values that are needed to survive this conflict.

"I am Marlowe," I tell Robert. "I represent the European conscience that you have abandoned in this Hermosa Beach moral jungle." (pg. 191)

"It represents the unleashing of the most primitive bestial passions."

"If only our visit here had been nasty, brutish and SHORT!"

"The state of nature is red in tooth and claw."

"I'm being held captive here against my will."

"In the state of nature, man is only absolutely free to defend his own life and kill his fellow man."

"And rape his fellow woman."

"The social contract has been broken," says Robert. "It is a folly to think that it is still today doable.

"We're in a precipitous decline of female beauty in the past 30 minutes. I feel demoralized and weakened."

"Our physical weakness has accompanied our moral decline."

"The woman in the cowboy hat with her nipples exposed is giving me the eye," says Robert.

"You're dreaming.

"This place has turned into Sodom and Gomorra with the setting sun. Let us retreat now and save our last vestige of human dignity."

"Flags waving and guns blazing."

8:30PM. Luke and Rob take a romantic stroll down the Strand towards dinner as the sun sets over the ocean.

After dark, Robert and I surround a white woman walking topless down the Strand. She has large drooping breasts. She's not that hot. We weren't sure if those were really her breasts hanging out. They are.

"This is normal in France and Tahiti," she says to the men.

Robert's just completed a class in Immanuel Kant and I hope that he wants to discuss the moral imperative with her that one should act in such a way that if everybody followed your example, the world would be a better place.

"If this is middle America," says Rob, "this country will not survive.

"Venereal disease is so thick down here you could cut it with a knife."

Good Luck With Belladonna

Fast Eddie writes on TER:

Belladonna is reported preggers so I doubt she's currently available. When she did her short stint with E2K, she apparently was very particular about the quantity and type of people she would see, so I also doubt she would book directly. That being said, since I could be wrong on both counts, probably the best approach would be to go the Bazooka's, tip the club manager a 20 dollar bill in exchange for a private introduction, give her the names of a few of the other PSEs you've seen, if any, and mention that you saw that she was available through E2K and ask her respectfully if she'd be willing to see you after hours.

Taylor Rain Denies Escorting

Lillin writes on TER: l-keford. com has a piece posted about Taylor Rain, written by her ex, Scott Fayner. It pertains to Ms. Rain apparently having no knowledge that Miami Companions has her on their sight. Not sure how many people read that l-keford.com, but I thought I would give a heads up. Once news broke of Ms. Rains availability here, I assumed people who couldn't contact her direct would flock like gangbusters to M.C. So please use caution.

Scott Fayner writes:

[Taylor Rain] had no idea what Miami Companions was. I even asked her twice, to compensate for her constantly fuzzy, stoned state. That's something you learn to do seconds after meeting her... I gave her the phone number to call. She and Mike were in Vegas for the weekend, and called from there. Mike got on the phone with someone and asked about Taylor Rain. Yes, she works for us, they said. That's funny, he said, 'cause I'm her boyfriend and she's sitting right next to me and knows nothing about this. He was told someone would call them back. While waiting, I took a peek at the web site. Images of TR that to my knowledge were shot by my buddy Jonni Darkko when he worked for New Sensations...

Why is there a lack of elegance in porn?

Don Juan writes on AdultDVDTalk: Why do so many women adult stars assume such a clownish appearance:orange hair,garish lipstick,comic strip-like tatoos,unnatural beasts, and clothing out of a science fiction movie.Why is there such a dearth of naturally beautiful women?Remember Zara Whites?Wasn't she the very model of elegance and loveliness as if she came straight out of a fashion magazine?This is the type of women that I've always fantasized about,but you're as likely to find such a woman in porn as you are to find an extraterrestial in your living room.Perhaps there are such women out there and someone can tell me who they are because I don't really watch that much porn,but what I've seen so far has been very depressing.

Tricia Devereaux writes:

I agree that you're more likely to find what you're looking for with the European girls. But it does seem like natural looks have been making a comeback in American porn too. Teagan, Selena Silver, Jennifer Luv, Aurora Snow are a few of many girls who could easily be "the girl-next-door".

As far as stilettos go, that seems to be something that the girls just aren't wearing right now. A director is likely to bring wardrobe that doesn't include shoes for the girl. You can guess that a girl might be a size small or medium or whatever. But even if a girl says she wears 7 1/2 shoes, it's a risk that the shoes most likely won't fit very well and the girl won't be able to walk in them. So the director relies on the girl to bring good shoes, and they often bring clunky shoes or platform shoes. Go figure.

Rob Spallone vs Mike Davis

Working up to an old fashioned feud.

Rob Spallone phones me Monday afternoon. "You're loving this, aren't you?"

"I am."

"I'm going to give you more fun."

"My car got broken into and they stole the [four] movies, can you believe it?

"And Pebbles [tiny black porn girl] is putting out a police report that Mike [Davis] hit her with a telephone."

Mike Davis denies hitting her with a phone.

"She's going to the police station tomorrow," says Rob. "She asked me to take her. I was a witness that he hit her in the face with a telephone.

"She called me up. Did you read Duke Floored? Mike hit me with a telephone. You were right there. I want to press charges against him. I said, I'll be your witness.

"I went to the beach yesterday. I had the movies in there from Lowdown. They stole the movies. They stole my CDs. Some masters. What a shame."

"Do you have any copies of the movies?"

"No."

"So you don't have to pay them $8,000 now?"

"No."

"Oh, I get it."

"You understand?"

"I understand."

"Put up that you heard from Rob and you heard from Pebbles. Put up that it happened in Jim South's office. Calli [Rob's assistant] is also a witness."

A few minutes later, Calli calls. "I'm doing ok. I'm calling you because I just got off the phone with Rob. I've been Rob's assistant since the beginning of LowDown.

"To Rob's defense, I want to let you know that I personally was with Rob and Michael when Rob wrote the check from Lowdown. Michael took us to the bank for Rob to cash it and Rob paid that money right back.

"Rob can't control that people are breaking into his car.

"The bottom line is that Rob quit because he was tired of their bulls---. And now all of a sudden, they're trying to play these cards. Rob never stole any money from LowDown. Mike okayed for Rob to take the loan.

"Mike threw a man down the stairs [Luigi at World Modeling]. He threw a phone at Pebbles in the office. I stopped working for Rob because Mike Davis was so weird. Yes, to a certain degree, Mike has all these qualifications, but he's sitting there accusing Rob of stealing all this money from the company when he was with Rob and I when the check was written and cashed.

"Mike has made people uncomfortable not to work for Rob and a helluva lot more. I've read all their business documents.

"How did it go from Rob owing the company $30,000 to owing the company $8,000. That speaks for itself right there."

"Did you see Mike throw a phone at Pebbles?"

"I did not personally see it but Pebbles wanted to press charges but Rob asked her not to. She called me for some advice and I told her to do what she thought was the important thing. I did not see Paolo [Luigi] thrown down the stairs but four other people at World Modeling did, including Bill Margold and Mr. Marcus."

I get a hold of Mike Davis. "Rob hired Pebbles as an assistant to him. She was on the company phone. I asked her, 'I hope you are not making your long distance personal calls on the company phone.' She said, 'F--- you, motherf-----.' I grabbed the phone and hung up the phone. I took her bag and threw it out the room. I never once lifted my hands to her. I was never in the room alone with her. Guenther was right there all the time.

"She was threatening that she would call the cops.

"This is just another tactic by Rob to divert from what has happened. It seems like it is going to get uglier and uglier."

"He also told me that all four tapes got stolen out of his car this weekend."

"Wow."

"Did he tell you that?"

"No. Wow. I guess now it gets worse and worse. He now admits that he stole the tapes originally.

"I'm going to have to have a sit-down with Rob so it doesn't go any further.

"I even lent Pebbles $80 because I think she is on probation for methamphetamine. I gave her $80 so she could go to court and show up and not go to jail. I guess that's the thanks you get for trying to be nice to these people."

"Did you ever throw someone down the stairs at World Modeling?"

"I took that Luigi guy, after he was using Rob's computer, and escorted him out of the office, yeah."

The Producers: Profiles in Frustration

The Producers: Profiles in Frustration is the first published survey of movie and television producers.
Luke F--d profiles major players in entertainment including Edgar J. Scherick, creator of ABC's Wide World of Sports, Stephen J. Cannell, whose television programs have grossed over $1 billion, and Jay Bernstein, former manager of Farrah Fawcett and Linda Evans. The life of a typical Hollywood producer is a "profile in frustration." What drives these middlemen to subjugate their own egos for more than a decade, at times, to make a movie or TV show?

Porn Stars Escorting Under The Radar

Fast Eddie writes:

I've noticed lately here on TER that a few ladies who escort "under the radar" have been openly cited as available. For instance, I've seen ISO's asking if so-and-so is available, and replies that state: "yes, but quietly" or "yes, but under the radar"... Duh, but once that cat is out of the bag, isn't she no longer under the radar? If a girl doesn't want it known that she escorts, she usually has a legitimate reason.

Often it's because of contracts with either video companies who frown on their contract stars escorting or, for Pets and Playmates, with the magazines who pay them handsomely for representing them at various conventions and functions and would drop them if it became public knowledge that they weren't really "The Girl Next Door" type... other times it's because thery're concerned that their families will find out - that applies especially for models who aren't XXX talent; but whatever the reason, I personally think as gentlemen we should be cautious about mentioning their availability on a public forum. That's what back-channeling is for.

I've gotten a LOT of private information from many sources, but if I suddenly started posting their availability on these boards, those sources would dry up toot-sweet! And for a selfish reason, "outing" these ladies could cause a backlash for us hobbyists, either causing the lady to quit meeting fans or else go much deeper under the radar and hence become harder to book. Am I being too PC here? Is any lady who escorts "fair game" for these types of forums? IMHO the answer is no, but I'm curious about what everyone else thinks.

One way to find out is to email a pornstar you're interested in at her website and establish somewhat of a relationship with her through a couple of back and forth emails before discretely asking the question about her availability. NOt the easiest way, and a fairly low success rate, but when it works, it works great... I met a Playboy Playmate that way.

But the best way, in my opinion, is first, make positive contributions to the boards, both with reviews AND well thought out opinions on non-ISO threads like this one. Then, after your name is known, email the guys you've determined from reading the boards are knowledgeable and ask them privately about a certain girl that you're interested in. Don't ask for a laundry list of who they know are escorting under the radar - you won't be taken seriously and you'll come across as lazy... instead, ask about one specific girl you're actually interested in. As I stated below, most of the senior guys will be more than willing to help you if you've established yourself as a respectful and trustworthy contributor. Build on those relationships through exchanging emails frequently, but try to give as much as you get... in the beginning you won't be able to give a lot of exclusive info, but as long as you email occasionally, without becoming a pest, just to say hi and provide a FYI now and then, you'll find that you'll get most of the answers you're looking for.

Porn Stars Touring For Escort Agency Body Miracle

Autumn Rayne, Wendy-Maya Divine, Sky Andrews, Nikki Chao, Chasey Lain, Lezley Zen, Becca Bratt, Bridgette Monroe, Jodie Moore, Nina Dolci, Lita Chase, Nina Hartley, Jennifer Steele.

The Secret Lives of Wives

Why they stray: With the work place and the Internet, overscheduled lives and inattentive husbands-it's no wonder more American women are looking for comfort in the arms of another man.

What If Your Favorite Star Had Sex With Aliens?

Gizmo32 writes on RAME: It would depend if he was an illegal alien. The INS would probably interested in deporting him.

Marc writes: No, they mean like green multi-tentacled hentai aliens!

Allen Cranston writes: What color are the Aliens? Darker than a brown paper bag? Than there might be a problem in the South, Midwest and pockets thru-out the nation with people who are not against I/R but just don't like to see it in their porn.

Futureworlds writes:

I think in Star Virgin (1979) is about some aliens that look and act like beautiful sex starved human females.

In Flesh Gordon, Emperor Wang of the Planet Porno is just one of several aliens who tries to have sex with humans (Dale Ardor) but I don't think he succeeds. There's a gay alien who hits on Dr. Flexi Jerkoff.

Jade Marcella did an incredible photoshoot with an alien that had dildo appendages. It used to be at hentaibabes.com but that site appears to have to been sold to some other porn site.

Jamie L. Brian writes:

Don't forget Perverted Stories 3 with the black and white alien autopsy scene. Raquel Lace dressed up as an alien getting dp'd by Jack Hammer and Dave Hardman, classic stuff folks.

Sex Sluts From Beyond The Galaxy, a Rick Savage film, uses Billy Meier's actual UFO footage (I wonder if Savage actually got the rights?) to construct a pretty crappy film about women being abducted by aliens. Of course, the aliens have sex with the abductees.

Nymph Fever 6, Alien Lust, Anal Alien, Bimbo Chearleaders From Outer Space, Women In Black, XXX-Files and UFO Tracker are all films that have that alien sex theme.

LowDown Productions Blowup

Mike Davis and Rob Spallone are going their separate ways. I've spoken to both men July 4th.

I've been friends with Rob for six years. Any story I report about him is biased in his favor. Reader beware.

Gene Ross reports here.

Mike Davis, the money man behind Lowdown Productions, called me at 12:56 p.m. Sunday with a riveting story about Rob stealing four movies from the company in addition to about $28,000. "Rob has gone too far this time," says Mike.

"Rob told Guenther [silent German partner in the company] to f--- off. I don't agree to f--- with anybody. Even though I get along with you Rob as a friend doesn't mean I will turn around and f--- the partner I have limited dialogue with. I will not concede to criminal behavior. You have no conception of consequences, especially not with Guenther, who's a dotcom millionaire. You didn't steal his last $50,000. The guy is heavily liquid and is being advised by his attorneys to press criminal charges and roll out what needs to be done. Rob, can you afford those consequences?"

Guenther writes: "I have not consulted any attorneys on my own other than the attorney the company retained to finalize our operating agreement and he is also now aware of this situation."

Mike Davis says: "Rob, why are you putting me in a position to potentially have to testify against you when I like you? Rob blew off all communications with the German partner. I am between both. Rob, I'm telling you it doesn't have to go this far.

"Rob, by you saying 'F--- it,' you are saying 'F--- it' to me. I'm telling you I don't want to go along with your crime. You're funny. You're entertaining. But I'm not going along with a scam. I have my own money in the company. Not only did you steal from Guenther, you stole from me too. I'm not going to overlook that.

"Rob, you are an employee that has not been issued any memberships in [Lowdown Productions]. You're an employee who stole tapes and you're extorting the German partner who wants those tapes back severely. Guenther had a vision of being in the adult entertainment industry. Whether he has the personality and the savvy to be successful, which you don't think so, Rob, let him make his road. Not you, Rob. Let him fail because the tapes didn't sell or because he's a bad businessman, but not because he got robbed.

"I'm not talking to try to get Rob to come to the table. What he's done is unreparable. He's gone too far.

"I'm not scared. My parents are dead. I'm not married with children. I don't drink. I don't do drugs. I'm always alert. My back is always facing the wall. Do I have to change my lifestyle because of Rob? Not one bit.

"I'm trained militarily. I'm trained as an ex-law enforcement officer. I have a legal background. I'm deep in the ultimate jujitsu stuff. I specialize in weapons.

"I wanted to help Rob recover his health. I wanted to be friends with him. I wanted to be on the same team as him."

I caught up with Rob while he was sunning himself on a private beach on Malibu. He'd just spent Saturday with his kids. Rob seems calm, cool and collected.

"Mike Davis says you took four tapes and that they are at Mike Esposito's Gentleman's Video."

"No," says Rob. "They were sold already. I offered his partner [Guenther] to buy them. He didn't want them. I give him the money Tuesday."

"You produced these four movies?"

"Right."

"So you can sell them to whoever you want?"

"Exactly.

"Guenther, I'm told, had sold them to CDI, Charlie Brickman, who doesn't pay for anything, for $37,000. I said ok. Give me my $15,000 and go sell them for $37,000. Or, on Tuesday, I will give you $8,000. The movies are now gone and they're getting $8,000 back."

Guenther says: "Charlie never offered ANY price for the movies...he has not seen them at all and I just asked him what scenes being offered for sale are going for these days...like a range of pricing."

Luke: "Did you pay for these movies out of your own pocket?"

"No," says Rob. "They [Mike and Guenther] paid for them. They would've paid $12,000 a movie but I only charged them $5,000. So now I sell them for $3,000 each and that's $12,000. That means $4,000 each [of the three partners, Mike, Guenther and Rob]."

"Do you think this problem will be solved once you give them the money Tuesday?"

"I don't give a f---."

"Mike said you stole four movies."

"You've known me for longer than that. I've never stole anything from anybody."

"Mike says you moved out Saturday."

"Yes."

"He said that you told Guenther to f--- off."

"Yes. Guenther can suck my d---. Guenther knows nothing. He thinks he knows everything. I had an art guy working for less than half price. Guenther is calling every two minutes. I want this changed. I want that changed. Then he went and had lunch with some saleswoman who worked for Pleasure and everybody else. I said, why don't you hire her and let her sell your movies?"

"They're claiming they're going to press criminal charges."

"Go tell them to press criminal charges."

"Mike says you [embezzled $28,000] from Lowdown Productions."

"Not true."

"Mike says you guys are no longer business partners."

"No longer. These guys don't know how to be in this business."

"Are you feeling ok about all this?"

"I'm feeling perfectly fine."

"When did all this happen?"

"Thursday. Guenther wanted to make changes. Guenther was supposed to be a silent partner. I said, I don't want nothing to do with you or your business. I don't think there's any money in it. I don't think you're going to get your money back. So, if you want to buy me out, you give me $15,000 in cash. He said, will you take $5,000 today and then $5,000 next month and then $5,000 the month after that.

"I said I will think about it. Then I thought, am I out of my mind. I want $15,000 grand total. You can have the four movies. Then he said, what about the single girl masturbation movie? I said I shot that movie for free. I'm not giving it to you. You didn't pay for it.

"What about the [Chatsworth] warehouse? You give me $5,000 and take it out of my name. They didn't want to do that, so I kept the warehouse and I rented it out."

"When did things start to go wrong between you three?"

"These guys are two bulls--- artists. They never wanted to put anything in their own name. Why? Are you guys hiding? Are you on America's Most Wanted? I had to put everything in my name. I paid the rent yesterday at Star World. The place is mine.

"I don't steal. If I'm going to steal, I'm going to steal millions of dollars. I'm not going to steal four movies worth $3,000 each."

"Should Mike and Guenther fear for their physical safety?"

"Absolutely not."

"Are you a legal partner in LowDown?"

"No. We never did any paperwork.

"I've worked for five months. They didn't do nothing. I did all the work. I shot the movies. I got the warehouse. I told Mike, you're better taking a little loss than a big loss. You've got $90,000 into four sh---- movies. How are you going to get your money back? Well, Guenther thinks we can sell two thousand copies at $10 a piece. That comes to $80,000. You lose $10,000.

"These guys know nothing about the video business. Mike's a realtor. Guenther is a mental patient who thinks that every time he talks to somebody, he learns something. For all the knowledge I gave you guys for five months, I could've charged you $200,000. I didn't make any money."

"Anyone give you a hard time about your Larry Flynt Publications comments last week?"

"No. I saw Jim Kohls and Mark Hamilton the other day. They were having lunch at the restaurant I walked into. I said hello to Jim.

"I've got three movies to shoot this week. I'm exhausted. I'm relaxing on the beach."

Mike Davis writes:

First off Rob Spallone has no right,ownership or authority to sell any movies without the consent of the company which legally is LowDown Entertainment,LLC.Currently Rob Spallone was a company Employee,no shares(memberships in a LLC) in the company have been issued to Rob Spallone.Rob Spallone stole four films from Lowdown and than tried to extort 15,000.00 for them.CDI was never contacted by Guenther to buy any films.Guenther does not have possession or the sole authority to sell company property nor would he.Whether Rob could have shoot the films for more money is irrelevant the fact is he stole the films and brought them to Gentlemen's Video in Chatsworth.People you are involved in that put up money for Adult projects have every right to dictate the way they feel things should go,I have canceled checks Rob Spallone signed himself and cashed with company funds from Lowdown Entertainment,that is why he was taken off the company bank account.Rob Spallone ow's the company 8,000.00 in cash that he stole and 4 films that belong to the company.Since he was never issued shares in the company at his request and demanded a 500.00 salary a week reduced him currently to a company employee its that simple.I think Rob has gone too far,even if the tapes were returned and he paid back the 8,000.00 he also stole there would be no way to determine the stolen films were not already copied as they have been stolen since Wednesday from the company warehouse.Not only did Rob Spallone steal the tapes,he than demanded 15,000.00 in cash for there safe return.Rob also stated that the company warehouse is his.How can the company warehouse located at:9421 Winnetka Avenue,unit M,Chatsworth,CA.91311 belong to him when Lowdown Entertainment is the company stated on the lease?When the first,last and security deposit was paid from the Lowdown Entertainment account?The renovation done to the warehouse was also paid by Lowdown.I think over 10,000.00 went into the warehouse in total.A Police report for theft,embezzlement and extortion has been filed wiith the LAPD.On Tuesday the company attorney will be seeking an injunction and a lockout. IM confident that the company can 110% prove all these facts,we have a complete paper trail and canceled checks that substantiates our position.I would have to agree with Rob on one thing he must not give a f-ck?

Lessons Learned From Biz

Magnetique writes on JBM:

This is addressed to all of you guys with a few years or more of experience in this industry (or any other)... what are some lessons you guys learned, sometimes the hardway, working your business? I'll start... when I started, I had a free celebrity site doing anywhere between 8K-15K a month, with as little as 15,000 hits to the site... my buddy Shap (who at the time had some of the bigger tgps) didn't understand how I'd return so much profit on so little traffic... so I tried getting more... and finally turned the site after stupid moves to get more traffic into a 20-30k traffic site, returning only 2-5k a month... Lesson learned : If something works, don't touch it... and if you want more, KNOW there's a risk and that the opposite might happen too.

Is Venus Williams still a woman?

Dark Jedi writes on GFY:

Let's go down the list:

-- man's voice
-- man's body
-- tiny little flapjacks on her chest
-- freakish arms and legs
-- no apparent interest in the "opposite" sex other than weird relationship with father
-- unnatural aggression

I wonder if, ultimately, her riches will be worth her devastated body?

Rick Fox Separating From Vanessa Williams

LOS ANGELES - This week's NATIONAL ENQUIRER reports "former Miss America Vanessa Williams and Lakers star Rick Fox announced their divorce after he was caught cavorting in a bar with a sexy young blonde!"

Some say: I would never cheat on a girl like Vanessa.

Others say: "the bruthas can't resist white wimmins wif white hair. i have always loved Vanessa Williams, i'd take her at 40 over any blonde hollywood bimb."

More say: Are you boys confused? that boys in LA he's famous he's on the Lakers he's got good looks its better to be free and b--- whomever you want whenever you want and not be stuck with 1 women why limit yourself? guys who say "she's sooo hot, why did he do that" never been with a hot girl they are a dime a dozen and vanessa is getting OLD.

Mdcq writes: When you graduate high school you will learn the value of a good woman by your side is better than a quick f-ck with some bar tramp that anybody could have.

Pxxx writes: Should have never made the commitment in the first place if he wants to be so "Free." That is f-cked up, because she is not out there trying to bang every guy that she sees, so he should return the same damn favor, that is why it is called a MARRIAGE.

What's your 'Fake' Job when someone asks and you can't say porn?

Xplicit writes on GFY:

I dont try to hide sh-t from friends/girlfriends/etc.. But there are those times when you just cant say what you do for a living, so what do you say? My line: 'I do online marketing for digital media companies'. Which is technically correct, considering porn photos/movies are in fact digital media. So, for example, when you meet your girlfriend/wifes parents, what do you tell them you do for a living?

Masked Man writes: "At US/Canada customs, I'm a "web developer" which is very much stating the truth without letting them in on the whole porn thing."

NichePay-Nader writes: "I say that I run a credit card proccessing company. We add credit info to sites that want to proccess for shopping carts. like the middle man and I make a small % for it."

AaronM writes: "I produce and market Adult videos. You should see the one your daughter just made."

Tuga writes: "I party all night, sleep all day, and make money on the internet."

GigaLisa writes:

Someone asked me to give them advice on this situation recently and here's my speel:

Affiliate Marketing. We own and operate a network of over 50+ pay sites and have a community of 1000's of webmasters that drive traffic to our sites, so it's not a direct marketing model, it's a b2b model.

Or after I've had a couple of glasses of champagne or depending on my mood that day, I'll just give them the simple defintiion: "professional smut peddler"

Phogirl69 writes:

Internet consulting or internet advertising. This one doesn't work though if the other person is internet savvy!! One guy was like "So what do you actually advertise? porn? That's the only thing that sells these days." A lot of people will "know" if you say "internet advertising". To conservative people like my family I just say "full-time college student. I don't have a job because I want to devote all my time to my studies."

Khun writes: "I run video game websites as well so I just usually talk about those."

QualityMpegs writes: "Used to be web design, but there are too many questions asked with that, so lately it has been "search engine optimization.""

The Hustler Revolving Door

Mike Albo writes on Adult Stars News:

Longtime Hustler Features Editor Dan Kapelovitz has just been removed from his post. Some of the buzz concerning this latest Bruce David decision has Bruce's butt-boy Mark Cromer moving in to take up the slack. Makes sense...if one were residing in a Level 4 psycho ward. Someone who would know described the current atmosphere at the Black Tower as a "Three Stooges routine gone horribly wrong." We would beg to differ. Seems more like an episode of ALF to us. In any case, the depth of the Hustler staff is now equal to that of a birdbath. Our condolences to Dan, who, like a lot of Hustler employees, put in his time and was unceremoniously tossed out with the day's garbage. LFP, Inc., a company that truly cares about people.

Dinner with SILVIA SAINT - New contest from CashManiacs!

Goth writes on GFY:

Are you tired of the same boring contests that so many affiliate programs throw? Yet another "win one thousand dollars" or "win a trip to Hawaii"? We decided to arrange the great contest for our webmasters and the winner will have a trip to Prague where he will meet with porn queen Sylvia Saint! It already sounds too good to be true, yea? Yes its real! All info about contest.

Thumb Preview TGP Vs. Text TGP.. Which is the king of sales?

Shermshack writes on GFY:

Which do you prefer? So far, I've been messing with thumb preview TGP's and their conversion rates are much better than text. Granted it's relatively new to me, I'm convinced that my income will continue to show this trend. I understand that the trade productive between the 2 different TGP's are poor, but with a relatively low amount of traffic due to the killing of a lot of high quality text tgp trades, I'm oddly doubling my sales.

What have you experienced? I'm considering purchasing some TGP spots in the near future and if the trends are across the board, I may just invest in several mid to large Thumbnail preview spots opposed to text.

Are my results rare or is this somewhat similar to the findings of other TGP owners and spot buyers?

Jill Kelly Productions Insiders

XXX writes: Azriel Nagar/Sheila Nagar are insiders on the JKP SEC filing. Azriel Nagar/Sheila Nagar are listed as the authors of this 1969 book, "Lead Poisoning--A Disease of the Poor," CONTRAST [a publication of the New Jersey College of Medicine] November, 1969, pg. 11.

Sophie's Presents -- Brittany Andrews

Have you seen Brittany Andrews yet? I'm sure you're all familiar with her extensive feature credits... Did you know that she is available for appointments through Sophie's for only $1350 cash? If you'd like to see Brittany-- who wouldn't??-- please call us or email us ASAP! Brittany is so busy she books up pretty quickly... but she'll be in town through the early evening of the 3rd. What are you waiting for?

Fox News Broadcasts Hardcore Porn

"I was watching Fox News, during Greta Van Susteren, during which a promo for Your World with Neil Cavuto came on about protecting kids from porn. Well this is what I saw, a poor attempt to censor porn!! They clearly blur the tit and apparently miss the big penis and penetration... For those asking I recorded this at about 3-4 a.m the morning of 6/30/2004... The files below are all the same clip, options provided for compatibility."

Jim Holio On Howard Stern

Jim Holio writes on GFY about his appearance on the show. Jim's helping launch a message board for HowardStern.com:

It has been a wild ride the last 24 hrs Last night Howard and Beth invited us to attend the FHM cover party for Beth O's cover this month..... We stayed out until 2am here in Manhattan.....awesome time. The board wen tlive last night and thank God we had the crew in for an all nighter we have this thing running on a massive cluster and it still is getting hammered. The entire staff was great to us.....we look forward to doing more withthem in the future.

We knew this was probably going to happen...once it levels off it will be easier to get on...... We had 30,000 users on this morning while we were doing the show live.... It will take a bit of time...I assure you this is a temporary problem..... We did not think 10 servers would load up as fast as they did..... and this is just the tip of the ice berg on what we are doing.

We have 60,000 members in just a few hours

Pipecrew writes: "Howard must be hurting for guests if he brought his host/tech support on."

Hank_MrSkin writes:

Jimholio, Welcome to the world of Howard It took us a yr 1/2 to be able to keep up with the traffic we got after our appearences on there...The more stuff we added to handle it would mean that we went down only 10 time a day instead of 20 - 30 Howard will give all thew help n the world when he likes your stuff Nice problems to have though.

Lindsey Lohan's 18th bday is TOMMOROW

I feel so wrong staring at her huge tits now.

Sykkboy2 writes: I still feel guilty about watching that Harry Potter sketch on Saturday Night Live that she was in and really WATCHING it.

The Best Part Of Being An Online Pornographer is?

Drinking Hard writes on GFY:

Being able to look at nudie movies and pics all day without being fired? Making tons of cash? Going to crazy porn shows all over the world? Banging lots of models? Living your life the way you want to? Being able to get drunk or high and still waking up the next day and getting money coming in? Pissing off your mom?

Freeadultcontent writes:

Being able to make a living for myself instead of living off the Government on dissability. Which by the way is not a livable amount of money.

Nicole Richie - Hottie

A lot of Photo Shop in these pictures?

Katlicious72 writes on GFY: "She's cute. The hair extensions bother me, they should have hidden the tracks or something, though, but other than that she's a cute girl. And I can tell she's got some black in her too.

"I'm black dummie....I was just saying she looks like she has black in her. How would that change a view? She's a pretty girl. You should target the individuals that said she has a big nose, etc. Carry on."

ErosWebmaster writes: "She is so desperate for attention it's really pathetic what this world has turned some women into."

JoeB writes: "Lionel Richie & his wife adopted her at a very very young age. She is actually the biological duaghter of Lionel's bandmate from when he used to go on tour as a solo act! His name Peter Michael Escovedo. Biological Mother still unknown except for the fact that she is black! But who cares I have always thought she hade more exotic looks to her, and these pics are pretty f-ckin' hot! I wouldn't kick her out a bed 4 eatin' crackers!"

All I Want From AVN

All I want from the Industry Bible, to adapt a saying on a a t-shirt, is peace in the Middle East and a ---- ---. Is that too much to ask?

When I read an article in AVN, I want to feel my whole body convulsed by tension, climaxed by a satisfying conclusion that makes me scream, "Oh my God. Oh my God. That was the best ever." Is that too much to ask?

I want to leave my tawdry life while reading the paper and float in an ethereal world. Is that too much to ask?

Each time I open up the pages of AVN, I expect my experience to usher in a messianic age. Each time I'm disappointed. It makes me very very angry.

More Heads To Roll At VCA As Jim Kohls Takes Charge

Jim Kohls has been running Larry Flynt Publications for more than a decade. He's probably the highest paid employee in porn.

I talk to Rob Spallone last week.

"I'm going to go off. Today was Jim Nitze's last day [running VCA]. We had a party for him at the office.I brought in San Carlos [deli] stuff. Jim Kohls was there. He's always been very polite to me. Mark Hamilton has always been very polite to me. They said hello to me.

"I haven't shot for them in a long time. Sopornos is owned by Rob Spallone. I sold it to Russ [Hampshire, former owner of VCA] and then to them two. I made sure I owned Sopornos before I even sold it to Russ.

"I'm a man of my word. After I sold Russ the first one, I could've kept the second one.

"About three or four years, I started producing Jim Holliday's shoots. He's about to shoot in July. He always shoots twice a year. I don't work hard. I make a few dollars.

"Today I leave the party. About four hours later, Jim Holliday calls me up. He says, 'Rob, I don't know how to tell you this. Bruce [Wit Maverick] and Tony [Antonio Passolini, both run production at VCA] called me in and said I have to find a new producer. I said, don't worry about it. I saw them today. They didn't say nothing to me.

"I call up Bruce and ask what happened. He said, Rob, I was going to call you. We were told. Who? Jim Kohls told us but I think it came from Mark Hamilton. I said, put Jim Kohls on the phone.

"If I can't work for you, it's no big deal. I haven't worked for you in six months. But you should've been a man and said something.

"Bruce said that Jim Kohls had left. I said, put Mark Hamilton on the line. I got his machine. Nothing for nothing. But you said hello to me like I was your friend. If there was something, why were you such a c---? Here's my number. Call me."

"Who's Mark Hamilton?"

"The English guy who has no clue about this industry. He's running VCA with Jim Kohls, who doesn't know anything about it.

"I just spoke to Doug, Larry Flynt's bodyguard, who I gave a letter to a month ago to give to Larry. 'Larry, I'm good friends with your daughter and your nephew. Here's my side of the story. If there's a problem, give me a call.' I never heard nothing.

"That was just after the AIM newsconference where I did a bunch of interviews. Doug says, Rob, did you do any interviews since? I said yes. I didn't hear from you or Larry for a month since I gave you that letter. Yeah, I did a few. Probably. But now I'm going to bury them on the Internet.

"I left Mark Hamilton a message. You'll be reading about it on the Internet. Meaning, you're a f---ing asshole. You don't know what you're doing. You've ruined a good company.

"Doug says, Rob, why do you want to start a war over nothing? I said, that's the way I am. I just like to bust balls. If they were a man, they would've said, Rob, we can't use you for these reasons. I have no problem with that.

"I don't need your money. It's just principle."

"How do you know they ran the company into the ground?"

"I know what their sales are. I know who's been fired and who's quit and who wants to quit.

"I sat with Mark Hamilton for five hours four months before Russ sold the place. I gave him a lesson in production. His head was spinning in circles. Theresa came walking in. She kissed me hello. He said, wow, you know Theresa? Yeah, I know Theresa. She said, yeah, me and Rob have been friends forever.

"I was going over a budget with him for $40,000. They had down $700 a day for food. Five hundred dollars a day for wardrobe.

"He leaves the room and comes back and says, how would you like to work for us for this much money per week?

"I said, I can't come here every day. It's not for me. He leaves the room and comes back. 'How about we give you an office in the Valley and you come here once a week? We want you to stop producing movies for other companies.' No way. I'm only here because I'm a friend of Theresa and she asked me to come in and help you out.

"Mark doesn't know up from down. He's an English kid who was in the hotel business.

"Jim Nitze was the accountant for Russ for years.

"They're not shooting features anymore. Hustler is going to be shooting the features. They've just ruined a company that built their name on features.

"What are they going to do to me? Blackball me from what?

"Plan two. Rob Spallone has a 3,000 square foot building ready to go. Anybody who is interested in renting an office should contact me at RobSpallone at AOL dot com who will pass it on to Rob. There are four offices. DSL. Everything is ready to go.

Rob Spallone Blasts Larry Flynt

I called Rob Thursday afternoon.

"Blast Larry Flynt for me," I said.

"I'm not going to blast him," says Rob. "He took over a company [VCA]. I no longer work for that company."

Because of Rob's explosive comments during Spring's HIV crisis. LFP officials told Rob to shut up. He did for a while but then spoke his mind.

"A lot of the people don't work for the company anymore. Most of the people who work there are very unhappy. He has a guy running the place that has nothing to do with the business. I gave the guy a five-hour lesson. I did it because I was friends with Theresa [Flynt]. Before Russ [Hampshire] even sold the place. The guy was amazed at what I told him.

"I'm shooting Bobby Soporno and the Sopornos for somebody else. I own the title.

"Larry sent down word to these guys that he didn't want Rob shooting. They weren't man enough to tell me. They had somebody else do it. They really don't have a clue. I saved them a ton of money. Russ knows that. It's no loss to me. I haven't shot for them for six months. It's a mutual thing. It's all because of somebody pissing in Larry's ear. Larry doesn't know me from Adam."

Veteran porn man "John Brown" writes:

I haven't heard one current or former employee say they were happy toiling for the self-proclaimed "pornographer who cares." Must have something to do with a management technique that stresses not valuing company employees-and letting them know it-at every opportunity. An example? Christmas bonuses. They were last given in 1995...following the holiday. Not long after, Larry held a conference in which he told all of us that none of us deserved anything and we wouldn't receive another dime unless we showed a 14% growth in circulation. 14%? Why not just say 100%, Captain Bring Down? You can imagine how that affected morale. In the following years, we always delighted at Larry's State of the Company addresses at the annual Christmas party. "The best year ever," he'd say...but no bonuses for the rank and file. Still, it was comforting to learn in the company newsletter that Larry never bet less than $35,000 per hand at the blackjack tables. In recent years, the near continual layoffs of longtime employees did little to raise morale. Mismanagement? Naw, I think the executives at LFP are too smart for that. Sheer contempt for the employees? Well, you're probably getting warmer there. What a cabal of douchebags.

Ask Eli, formerly of All Good Video, or Greg Alves about the time Larry needed product for his Ohio store. Larry didn't even have the courtesy to thank these guys for getting him free tapes. Flynt's the cheapest bastard on the planet.

Rob Spallone says: "I know his daughter. I know his nephews and sons. I tried to help them because I was friends with them. He got a different story. That's where it lies. They're moving out of that building [in Chatsworth] in the next few months. There will be more changes.

"No hard feelings. They've got a guy running the company who doesn't have a clue. He's a hotel guy. He tried to stand up for me, he says. Then Larry gave him the orders. They took a company that Russ Hampshire built over 25 years into a good company and they buried it in five months."