Premiere Of Movie The Scorned

Logline: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Dead Woman Scorned.

Wedn. 10/26/05. The horror movie was acted by reality stars. The PG-version of the movie plays on E! Monday night, Oct 31, at 9pm. The R-rated version will be released on DVD in a couple of weeks.

Trish Schneider, Scott Zakarin, CEO, Creative Light Entertainment Rebecca Cardon from The Amazing Race 6 Rebecca Cardon Anna Chudoba from Average Joe: The Joes Strike Back Anna Chudoba Lauren Bergfeld from Beauty and the Geek Lauren Bergfeld Lauren Bergfeld Scott Long, Reichen Lehmkuhl Scarlet Garcia from Beauty and the Geek Scarlet Garcia Scarlet Garcia Trish Schneider, Reichen Lehmkuhl, Scarlet Garcia Terence Jay Siena Goines pic Lauren Bergfeld, Richard Rubin (from Beauty and the Geek) Beauty and the Geek Beauty and the Geek Bolo Zartinian, a profesional wrestler and participant in The Amazing Race Erika Landin from Big Brother 4 Pamela Day, Scott Zakarin Pamela Day, Scott Zakarin Pamela Day, Scott Zakarin Pamela Day Pamela Day Pamela Day Pamela Day Pamela Day Pamela Day Scarlet Garcia, Scott Zakarin Jonny Fairplay and co Jonny Fairplay and co Rob Cesternino , Scott Long Jonathan Baker, Victoria Fuller Jonathan Baker, Victoria Fuller Jonathan Baker, Victoria Fuller Toni Ferrari from Paradise Hotel Toni Ferrari Toni Ferrari Toni Ferrari Toni Ferrari Toni Ferrari Toni Ferrari Stacie Jones Upchurch (The Apprentice), Toni Ferrari Stacie Jones Upchurch, Toni Ferrari Michael Donnellan from Big Brother Caroline Mason Caroline Mason Caroline Mason, Howie Gordon from Big Brother Toni Ferrari, Howie Gordon Toni Ferrari, Howie Gordon Toni Ferrari, Howie Gordon Richard Rubin, Toni Ferrari, Howie Gordon Jonny Fairplay Jonny Fairplay Michelle Deighton from America's Next Top Model Jonny Fairplay's friend Michelle Deighton Michelle Deighton Michelle Deighton Scott Zakarin, Robert Kubilos, Jason Jonny Fairplay, director Stacie J, Jonathan Baker Stacie Jones Upchurch Michelle Levy, Ron Jeremy, Sarah Moore Michelle Levy, Ron Jeremy, Sarah Moore Eric Mittleman, Ron Jeremy Howie Gordon, Ron Jeremy Howie Gordon, Ron Jeremy Jonny Fairplay, Ron Jeremy Mark Marcuse from Average Joe, girl Mark Marcuse, girl

Leads Jenna Lewis and Steven Hill don't show up to the premiere.

There are three camera crews, including with reality star Mark Long out front interviewing the guests on the red carpet.

Howie Gordon from Big Brother keeps yelling out: "Where's the E! Channel?"

He's mad that their crew didn't ask to speak to him.

Producer Eric Mittleman walks around with a set three questions:

* What should Hollywood be most scared of?

Rob Cesternino says: "Bird flu."

* What was the biggest surprise in the movie?

* Is this the next evolution of reality TV?

Michelle Deighton from America's Next Top Model TV show says: "Stop giving us [reality stars] crap because a lot of us do have talent."

Another reality star, possibly Howie Gordon, says: "Hollywood should be most afraid of reality stars who are damn good actors. It takes a little bit of charisma and a little bit of know-how.

"This is the next phase of reality TV -- making movies with reality stars."

Ron Jeremy thrusts into my hands an article from the Reading Eagle in Pennyslvania:

Ron Jeremy, billed as the world's most famous male porn star, and feminist Susan G. Cole went vocal cord to vocal cord as captivated students jammed Schaeffer Auditorium. Evidently Jeremy was pro-porn, Cole was anti-porn. But the real news was what a galvanic presence Jeremy was. The students worshipped him like a rock star.

I sort of think her role in the debate had to be akin to the poor sucker with the shovel and the wheelbarrow, dutifully walking behind the elephants. Because the star of this circus was the crusty Jeremy. The students flocked to him like ants to a honey hill. At least among the young, a porn star apparently is neither pariah nor provocateur. Some 835 students shoehorned into the auditorium to express their homage. Outside, several hundred more stood in the rain hoping just to gape in awe at the dude.

About every other time I run into Ron, he has an article about himself to share. I try to peruse it while dictating photo IDs into my tape recorder.

Ron: "Look at the press I got. Check it out."

Luke: "Wow."

Ron: "The later is the best part."

Luke: "ReadingEagle.com."

Ron: "Check what happened. The police had to be called to break up the crowd."

7pm. Terence Jay's girlfriend says to her friends, "Let's go in and watch this piece of s---."

Ethan Zohn stole the show (his role was going to be taken by reality Rupert Boneham, America's favorite on All-Stars) with his portrayal of a crazy man. For a few weeks, Ethan walked around New York and studied the crazy people.

Jonny Fairplay (Jon Dalton) was also dazzling. The rest of the cast was competent.

When the credits came up, Jon found he had tears in his eyes. He walked out quickly, not wanting to display that part of his personality. He hid in a corner, smoked a cigarette and basked in his triumph.

Joanna Angel Releases XXX Horror-Spoof The XXXorcist

THE XXXORCIST stars Angel, BA's Kylee Kross (fresh from her role in JOANNA'S ANGELS) and BA stud, Tommy Pistol (also in VCA's forthcoming NEU WAVE HOOKERS).

From the PR release: "Every Halloween, Burning Angel and director Doug Sakmann (PUNK ROCK HOLOCAUST) release a new hardcore sex spoof of a classic Hollywood horror movie. THE XXXORCIST demands attention, as it features a girl, her mom and their priest having wild sex in a pool of green goo!"

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Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic

Every once in a while, though, we'll cut to a production number where she'll sing a song about how many drugs a porn star would have to do in order to have sex without crying, or an animated tear-drop will leak down her face in the middle of the set and suddenly become lube for a stage hand's masturbation session.

Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic

I spent 90-minutes on the set of VCA's Women Behind Bars: Crimes of the Ass but fled shortly after noon Thursday to take in a screening of Sarah's new movie.

Cuban girl Lily Marco, Lily, Anthony Hardwood Marco, Lily Lily Lily, Anthony Lily Lily, Anthony Lily, Anthony Anthony, Lily, in prison Lily Anthony, Lily Anthony, Lily Anthony, Lily Lily, Anthony Lily Lily Lily Lily Alicia Angel Alicia Angel

I arrive at 10:30am. I'm glad to see that LFP's new guidelines haven't drained all the fun out of porn. The prison warden tells Lily (who doesn't speak English, and barely understands it), "You're in prison. You have to give up your ass."

Guard Anthony Hardwood reiterates the sentiment as he stands above and guides her into blowing him. "If you're going to survive," he says, "you're going to have to play by my rules."

The director tells Anthony: "You can go as hard as you want."

Dale Jordan: "Aggressive."

Director: "Not too hard. This is Hustler."

Dale: "You can choke her. Anything. Go from pussy to vag, pussy to vag."

The crew checks with Lily to make sure that is ok. She nods agreement.

Alicia Angel (scheduled for the second scene of the day) arrives three hours late. She has a driver. Maybe it was his fault.

Willard Angel, who manages Alicia Angel, writes:

Alicia Angel was late for Rick Davis due to a Gold Star error. We called Joel at 7:30am to get the info for the shoot, we did not get a call back until almost 10:30am. Alicia was already back in bed she was tired from shooting 2 scenes the day before. She was scheduled for a BGA with craven moorehead 10a-2p finished that scene and was asked to "please bail me out" by Joel at Gold Star apparently he had booked a DP for Box Cover and did not have a girl to do it. So Alicia Angel busted out a killer DP scene from 3p-8p and fixed the f--- up. Like a good soldier she was ready for more the next day and got up at 7am to go work for Rick D and Hustler. As soon as we got a call back she got up showered and went straight to Davis's set, and did a great scene and was booked again by Rick D for another BGA on Nov 7th. I Willard Angel the "driver" was not at fault, we did our best to accommodate. Please refrain from being negative until you have all the facts, Alicia Angel is an awesome performer and doesn't deserve the negativity when it was someone else's fault.

Chaim Amalek writes:

Fierce battles are being waged in Brooklyn over the heirs of the Satmar dynasty. What are you doing to ensure peace in the Ford Family, when you pass on?

>I saw a screening today of Sarah Silverman's new movie: Jesus is Magic. I sat a few rows down from David Poland.

She is freakin' hot. Was it good? I really love looking at her and hearing her speak. Does that make me a pervert? I love her like blacks don't tip. Pretty face, hair, svelte body, tall enough, smart, funny, and a great rack. That's the sort of woman you ought to date. So stop hanging out with all these strumpets. They are putting their scent on you and chasing the Jewesses away.