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'A Map Of Her Heart'
Wicked
director David Stanley blogs on MySpace about his girlfriend Alejandra:
I realized, with my relaxed conscious mind tapping into my unconscious
and back again . . . that what she was describing wasn't just what we
had done, or what we had seen while I was recently with her . . . it
wasn't just a retelling at all. in fact, it was more than just a collection
of beautiful, heart-rendered words. what she was doing was drawing me
a map. a map of her beautiful heart. with directions, clearly spelled
out. the destination - wherever we want to go from here on out. i have
a partner in this life. can you believe it? thank god i never gave up
on living. thank god i hung in. she makes all the pain that came before
so worth it. here's to our whole new life together, ally.
Lexus Car Company Going After Porn Companies Using "Lexus
Locklear"
HollyRandall: good god i just got another email from Lexus
Luke: who is that?
HollyRandall: they have insisted we change Lexus Locklear's name to "Lex"
HollyRandall: the car company
HollyRandall: they say it's name infringement, whatever
HollyRandall: we've removed everything but they found an obscure French
tour page that isn't even used anymore
HollyRandall: what i'm confused is-- have they gone after Vivid about
this?
HollyRandall: why us?
HollyRandall: i don't care if you print the story
Luke: Because you are small and will fold.
HollyRandall: it's not a big enough deal to fight
HollyRandall: but it's Vivid who would be using her name big time
Luke: Vivid would fight back.
HollyRandall: maybe they have been contacted, i don't know
HollyRandall: well i guess that would make sense since she was a big contract
girl for them for a long time
HollyRandall: and they have lots of DVDs out there with her name on it
HollyRandall: whereas we don't
HollyRandall: but you'd think Toyota has more money than Vivid
HollyRandall: they'd win, don't you think?
Luke: Not necessarily.
Luke: Vivid has the money it needs to defend itself and it is worth it
to them to defend "Lexus Locklear." It's not going to be for anyone else.
HollyRandall: yeah that makes sense
Luke: I don't have any assets and I have friends who will take my case
pro bono
AVN-Award Winning Wicked Picture Director David Stanley
Does Not Condescend
From his MySpace profile:
"I don't condescend to anyone. I'm a little on the sensitive side.
And I tend to err on the side of melodrama. But I have a loving heart
and I wouldn't hurt a fly. That, and I direct porn under contract for
WICKED PICTURES and I won some AVN Awards."
420 Bitches! Blazed and Confused
SWorldMegan posts on GFY: "Here
is the movie Penny Flame insisted on doing. Can you guess why?"
Cypocrypt writes: "Penny is such a "natural" playing the stoner
role. I wonder why?"
AmericanPerv writes: "Not that there is anything wrong with smoking
weed, but it's kinda stupid to do a drug theme movie when your model release
has you state that you are not under the influnce of drugs when you do
the work or sign the release."
Donkey
Punch Discussion
Christian
writes on ADT:
This scene is definitely an example of why girls need agents. LA Direct
calls me all the time asking me about certain scenes which have different
requirements. i either turn them down or not. if she needed the money
for the scene that badly, then she would have agreed to anything. how
can you blame the company when she agreed to do the scene? she is an
adult. she makes her own choices.
I don't know how steven french did that scene. I am in this business
because I love women. obviously, there are guys who are in this business
because the opposite is true. Who would wear a ring in addition to being
asked to hit a girl in the head? If I were asked to do donkey punch,
obviously I would have said no. I like Jeff Steward, I like a lot of
his stuff, but not this movie. but he still has a right to put it out.
DAC, I love your posts, you are obviously intelligent and thoughtful,
but how can you defend a girl who, is an adult, isnt new to the business,
agreed to do the scene, didn't stop it when she was hurting, agreed
to do a scene with her head problems. It doesn't make any sense. I have
seen the scars on her head, they are huge, she is telling the truth
about her previous injuries.
David Aaron Clark writes:
It's not that I'm "defending" Alex Devine. I'm not saying that I find
her life decisions very inspiring or worthy of elevating her to Rosa
Parks status. But even if, for the sake of argument, she happens to
be weak-willed & have gotten herself into the place in life where she's
at of her own accord, as you rightly point out, that doesn't justify
the actions of the male performer.
It also doesn't absolve the producer/directors, or the distributor.
"She was asking for it" is neither a legal or moral grounds for defense,
even if on some level it could be argued to be true.
For every Alex Devine whom for whatever reason actually speaks up,
there are a dozen other girls being put through the same violent frat-boy
antics who don't say anything because either they fear losing work from
other producers once branded as "difficult," or feel it won't make any
difference, or just get out of the business. In fact, Self-centered,
ethics-free producers count on that population to keep titles like this
going.
French is merely a tool -- all puns intended. The primary perpetrators,
the ones who bludgeoned her with that tool are "Grip" & "Cram," who
are obviously attempting to commercialize whatever hobbies they had
as kids sticking firecrackers up the asses of stray cats they lured
to their backyard with a dish of cream.
Also directly complicit is [Jeff] Steward, for merrily distributing
this product & thinking the controversy was just hilarious -- until
the shit started hitting his own fan. His latest, lame attempt at self-defense
by going on the offense seems to be accusing Mike South of being "a
double agent" out to bring the porn industry down, & attempting to marginalize
the tide of opposition to material like this that goes way farther than
rough sex or consensual S/M by blaming it on the skewed starlet-worship
of "350 pound fanboys" (an AC Cream reference, when that notorious bleeding
heart hasn't even been a part of this debate).
However, I must admit, it's fun to watch bullies get all flustered
& defensive when they suddenly find themselves on even ground with the
opposition, as opposed to imagining that making a career of exploiting
the weaknesses of those around them & then bragging about it on the
internet somehow makes them king of the anthill.
Best to you, Christian, & all of the other talent in this industry
who are basically decent people who'd like to make a buck having some
nasty fun -- but not at the expense of others' hearts, minds & spinal
cords.
How do pornstar boyfriends deal with seeing their girlfriend
getting f---ed?
Jace
writes on GFY:
Most usually don't deal well, the relationships almost never last,
and if they do last they are miserable I have seen countless break ups,
and even more miserable people, dating in the porn scene in LA every
single couple that I have talked to that said they were the perfect
couple and could handle it has broken up by now I used to be really
really into this whole conversation when I live in LA and worked in
the porn scene, I really wanted to know more about the dynamic of it
all...so, I asked every porn couple I met, every couple said they were
extremely happy and loved what they did....and every couple I talked
to back then has since broken up or gotten divorced.
The Dramatic Life Of Kami
Andrews
Kami writes
March 25:
The location was the Tuxford house. It's a beautiful house like so
many porn houses but some how it just feels filthy. even if you can't
put your finger on it the whole place just seems covered in slime. I
ran into the more than a few "moral support delivery men" that hang
around set...
The last time I shot there was for Jim Lane also. He had 17 scenes
going on that day! My call time was like 11am and we started at like
6, I was doing a big boob lesbian bangeroo with Kayla Quin. Who was
also on set yesterday. We talked and hashed out everything and thats
a good thing.
...That night we (me and Gia ) were supose to follow Kayla to her house.
But we were so fucked up (me more than Gia) that we kept forgeting what
we were doing! We went to see some strippers and we picked up some guys
fucked em (Gia was mad cause I accidently gave her date a blow job)
and the rest is pretty fuzzy but by the end of the day I think I fucked
llike 12 guys and wound up at my x boyfriends house with some scary
ass make up and other people having seizures.
As far as yesterday goes I got there with a sense of dread as I was
positive something terrible was going to happen! So far nothing has
and it was indeed all you could drink free beer, bud light not the pbr!
I called Ivan
to see if he was in the valley he was and I asked him to come sleep
with me (literally) and listen to neutral milk hotel, he was in the
valley so he came by and held me for a few hours then we went to burger
king and got mad food and brought it home and watched Hitchhikers Guide
to the Galaxy...
JM Productions To Drop Donkey
Punch?
JM owner Jeff Steward had a chat with AVN President Paul Fishbein Tuesday
and Jeff said JM would probably stop selling Donkey
Punch. It did not have big sales anyway.
Melissa Lauren On Donkey
Punch
She
writes on ADT:
[Alex Devine] said it herself, she knew it was "donkey punch". when
you come on set knowing the movie's called donkey punch, you know what
the f--- to expect. im not saying it is right. but the girls know what
they re getting into. When i did "go f--- yourself 2" for CoffeeRon
over a year ago, i knew i was in for some rough stuff. and yes, i was
bruised for several days after the shoot. have i complained? have i
asked for more money? No. cause i knew beforehand what it would be like
and agreed to do it. And i actually worked again for Ron a couple of
weeks later.
David
Lord Crawford Does Japan
David emails: "Derrick Pierce is shooting with me (Primal Productions)
for Vengeance. I have been out here in Japan since the 9th. It is an amazing
country. SUPER CLEAN. We brought out Nick Manning, Derrick, and Shane
Collins. Sergio was booked but flaked out the last minute and cost Vengeance
a few grand. It has been a great trip and the guys are killing it. We
have two more shoot days and then we are going home."
Nina
Hartley Speaks At UCLA
She writes March 23: "I
spoke today...at a sexuality seminar for graduate students, doctors and
psychologists. Dr. Brocklman gives it each year, and he has a number of
people come and speak. Last week it was Sharon Mitchell. He's had the
publisher of AVN to talk and I came in today after Isabella Sinclair,
a local pro-domme. I do like speaking to health care professionals, as
it's important that they know how to give good care to members of sexual
minorities. To do that, the health care provider must have come to terms
with his or her own sexual nature and accept it for what it is. Then they
can give non-judgmental care to others."
Porn Industry Timeline
From
Oprano.com:
1st century BC - Kama Sutra was created
1440 - Gutenberg Press Invented
1928 - Dr. Ruth was born.
1953 - Hugh Hefner starts Playboy
1965 - Bob Guccione starts Penthouse
1968 - Al Goldstein starts Screw
1969 - First mainstream movie to represent the swinger lifestyle - Bob
& Carol & Ted & Alice, Directed by Paul Mazursky
1970 - Penthouse shows pubic hair for the first time.
1970 - Notable Porn Movies - Cycle Studs - Le Salon (Gay)
1971 - Notable Porn Movies - The Boys in the Sand - Wakefield Poole
(Gay)
1971 - First condom to appear in a movie - Carnal Knowledge, Directed
by Mike Nichols
1972 - Notable Porn Movies - Deep Throat - Gerard Damiano (Straight)
1972 - Notable Porn Movies - Behind the Green Door - The Mitchell Brothers
(Straight)
1972 - Notable Porn Movies - Fritz the Cat - Ralph Bakshi (Anime)
1974 - Larry Flynt starts Hustler.
1975 - Betamax introduced
1975 - First condom commercial air on television
1976 - VHS introduced
1978 - Larry Flynt is shot in an assassination attempt that left him
paralyzed from the waist down.
1983 - Name server developed at University of Wisconsin
1984 - Penthouse publishes pictures of Vanessa Williams naked. She resigns
her Miss America crown.
1984 - Domain Name Systems (DNS) introduced
1985 - Symbolics.com is the first registered domain in history
1985 - Earliest domains to be registered - cmu.edu, purdue.edu, rice.edu,
berkeley.edu, ucla.edu, rutgers.edu, bbn.com, mit.edu, think.com, css.gov,
mitre.org
1986 - Traci Lords is discovered to be underage
1986 - US Attorney General Edwin Meese published 1,960 page report investigating
porn at the order of President Ronald Reagan.
1988 -Title 18 United States Code Section 2257 was enacted
1990 - First commercial provider of Internet dial-up access - world.std.com
1992 - Term "Surfing the Internet" is first heard
1993 - Don't Ask Don't Tell introduced by President Bill Clinton.
1993 - World Wide Web goes live.
1994 - Sex.com was registered by Gary Kremen
1995 - First confirmed blowjob in the White House.
1995 - Sex.com was stolen by Stephen Cohen
1996 - Domain name tv.com sold for $15,000
1997 - DVD introduced 1997 - Domain name business.com sold for $150,000
1998 - Viagra introduced
1998 - Al Goldstein installs F--- You Finger in his backyard in Florida.
1999 - Domain name business.com sold for $7,500,000
2000 - Sex.com was given back to Gary Kremen after a legal fight.
2000 - AEBN launched first VOD site
2000 - American Express stops accepting porn transactions
2001 - Yahoo removes porn banners from search engine
2003 - Paypal stops processing adult transactions
2003 - Penthouse files bankruptcy
2005 - Sex.com thief Stephen Cohen arrested
2005 - Video iPod introduced
2006 - Sex.com sold for a reported $12,000,000
2006 - Google resists court order for porn search results
Louis
Theroux's Book The Call of the Weird To Be Published In US In 2007
Louis now lives in London. He was in LA and Vegas for about a year while
working on his book.
He's the son of author Paul Theroux.
Mike South Vs. Donkey
Punch
Mike writes:
I have been hearing about this video for a couple of months now but
didn't give it much thought until I read the gut wrenching story of
one of the participants. I mean not even I would have thought that they
were doing this for real, that it wasn't staged. And even if it was...how
f stupid do you have to be to foist this on the adult industry at this
time? Apparently you have to be as stupid as Jeff Mike, honcho at JM
Productions. Who released this abortion. When confronted about it JM
tried to pass it off as an "old release". One need only look it up on
the net to see it was released in Dec of 2005, Hardly an old release...
AVN reviews the DVD in the March issue and gives it 3.5 stars and an
overall good review saying " rougher than most, but consenting cast
is entertaining."
When I brought up the issue with Paul Fishbein, Head Honcho at AVN
he had this to say: "We won't review Donkey Punch movies anymore."
Indeed I sensed that this was something that "Fish", as he is affectionately
known, wasn't aware of, and understandably so, Im sure he doesn't read
every review and I believe the video may have presented itself as staged.
Even at that it shouldn't be something that we in this industry have
to deal with. I, for one, do not want my name associated with an industry
that would support this.
This is not free speech, this is aggravated assault and aggravated
assault is NOT protected free speech. So a BIG f--- YOU to JM Productions
for having no concern for fellow pornographers. If they want to be an
outcast I say fine, lets treat them as one. Distributors can refuse
to carry their product, retailers can refuse to buy it and industry
publications can refuse to sell them ad space. [Adultdvdempire.com refused
to stock it...good for them] And at the same time maybe all of the above
can avoid the criminal charges that may come from having it on your
shelves. Can we as an industry finally say "We may not know where the
line is but this has certainly crossed it"?
Alyssa
West Vs. Tony Malice
Alyssa calls me back Tuesday afternoon. I ask her for drama. She says
Tony Malice can go to hell.
She searched XXXPornTalk and found this thread started by Tony entitled,
"The
Most Polluted Baby Ever Born."
Malice had swiped photos of Alyssa's baby from her MySpace
page and started a thread:
Alright guys, I am going straight to hell for this, but my guess is
that ticket is already bought and paid for so this isn't really gonna
make it worse. Alyssa west has sprayed out the spawn of 100 John's.
That's right, it has happened.
I actually feel dirty for posting these. But she posted them on her
MySpace, I'm sure a bunch of Craig's list John's are jerking off furiously
to these.
I remember seeing the thread and not feeling right about linking to it.
Alyssa: "I put my son's picture on my MySpace page because all my
friends are on it from my hometown and it is so much easier than emailing
everybody.
"He went out of his way to start a new post and put my child's picture
on XXXPornTalk to talk s--- about.
"JM Productions needs to fire Tony Malice or I'm taking it further.
This is slander and libel. I've already talked to an attorney. If this
was your child, you would do the same thing.
"I went to TonyMalice.com. Genesis Skye is on there. I remember
working with Genesis and he was all over her. Tony, you act like everyone
is your favorite and then you trash them."
Jenna
Presley Vs Lexxi
Tyler, Blonde
I call porn stars Tuesday afternoon while the rain pours down.
A
strong late-season storm is bringing heavy rain, snow and the possibility
of mudslides to Southern California today, along with strong winds and
dense fog in the mountains, according to the National Weather Service.
Jenna: "Apparently my site JennaPresley.com
is going to be up in the next couple of days.
"What are you calling for?"
I just want to check in on your well-being. "Any drama in your life?"
Jenna: "There's so much. People are just being rude to me."
Luke: "What's the truth?"
Jenna: "There's a [blonde] girl in the business who had a boyfriend.
He broke up with her. She's obsessed with him. For some reason, she thinks
I'm ------- him. I'm not. She's decided to spread some rumors that Jenna
Presley is a crack whore.
"Lexxi Tyler is
talking ---- about me on MySpace. The stories go together.
"People who are fans of mine will post my pictures. She comments
on them and says, 'Eww, why do you have her pictures up there?'
"I commented to her, 'I didn't know we weren't friends.' She wrote
back, 'What are you talking about?'
"I decided to stay away from her.
"Then I got a phone call the next day. I answered it. All I hear
is yelling. 'What's your problem?' I yelled back, 'If you are going to
be a bitch, don't call my cell phone.'
"I hung up on her.
"This girl and guy are off-and-on all the time. I don't see the
guy except at events. I treat this like a business. Never would I ----
someone I work with.
"I have nothing against this girl. She's sweet. We have to go to
Philadelphia together Thursday to do store signings.
"I have to go to the strip club tonight and see this girl and Lexxi.
"My rates are going up in May. I asked Derek to raise them a month
ago. He said, 'Let's give it some time.' I got a phone call saying that
May 1st they are going to be raised. That was a big compliment.
"If I don't take a day off, I'm booked every day.
"I tell all my friends, 'Call me by my real name.' When I'm not
at work, I'm not Jenna.
"It's awkward. You don't know who your friends are.
"MsHollywood treats
me like I'm Nicole Richie. She doesn't know what to say. I don't like
it.
"My friend wrote me the other day: 'I bought a bunch of your movies.'
Damn it, dude. That's weird. I don't like it. Don't jack off to me. You
hated me in highschool.
"I have a fairy tattoo on my back. People think I have a Mr. Peanut
on my back."
Jenna turns 19 April 1. "I want to get more tattoos."
I do a threeway phoner with Lexxi Tyler and Dakota Cameron.
Lexxi: "Jenna does too many drugs and she can't think straight.
She left me a random comment on MySpace saying, 'I have tears. Why are
you questioning my pictures?' I don't talk to her unless I see her. I
wrote back, I don't know what you are talking about.
"She goes on a rampage, '---- Lexxi Tyler. She's a bitch.'
"I got her number and I called her and asked her what was her problem.
'You need to stop doing coke and all that other ---- you do.'"
Dakota: "She is drug free."
Lexxi: "I have not commented negatively about her pictures. She's
the last person I care about."
On March 8, 2006, Lexxi Tyler
wrote on this MySpace blog (Silly8oy): "why do u have at that
jenna presley stuff up?"
Dakota: "I think MySpace is ruining lives."
Lexxi: "Jenna Presly is nobody to me."
Luke: "She said you screamed at her."
Lexxi: "That'll be the day. I was talking calmly.
"Jenna is driven by drama. Jenna thinks everybody hates her. That's
what happens when you're tweaking out. You get paranoid. Everyone knows
Jenna is a crackhead. I know who she gets her drugs from.
"I'm getting my boobs redone May 22. Once they heal, I'll start
thinking about doing boy-girl.
"The doctor who did 'em last time didn't do it right. The left one
capsulated. The tissue hardened around the implant. Now it's higher than
the right one. The left one is hard. The right one is soft.
"It happens all the time when you have something foreign in your
body.
"Brooke Haven and I did Adultcon this past weekend. It was a total
waste of time. I don't think I'll ever do it again. It's stupid. It's
ghetto. The guys are nice but they all look like they haven't been laid
in five years.
"I had my own security.
"I thought it would be more crowded. Renault says, 'Don't worry.
The one in September will be much busier.' He was charging $35 for a convention
that was only half full [as scheduled] of adult entertainers.
"[Lexxi's boyfriend] Derek Pierce is filming in Japan for [David
Crawford]. He's been out there several times for tae kwando. He's been
teaching and competing for 15 years. He says the girls out there can't
---- for ----.
"I said, 'Oh, there not as loose as the American girls.' He said,
'It takes a while to get it in and get it going.'
"I said, 'Oh, their pussies are tight. They're not ------- every
day like most of the people out here.' I don't think porn is really allowed
out there."
Jenna Presley calls me: "Lexxi doesn't even remember writing
stuff. Who's doing drugs? I had her on speaker when she called. My
friends heard her yelling."
Dillan
Lauren's Breast Job
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BossMan: you just made my week
BossMan: dillan's new boobies
Luke: don't you get sick of that?
BossMan: no, dillan may be my favorite girl from the past few years
BossMan: and i have a weakness for ample bosoms
Luke: what makes her your favorite? Her views on the Middle East or her
flat tummy?
BossMan: personality, the kind of girl who will f--- the s--- out of you,
and then punch you in the face
BossMan: she's crazy in a sexy way
BossMan: you make me so happy
Luke: I feel like I'm an enabler
BossMan: i'm just a horny kid
BossMan: leave me to my devices
BossMan: do you think she would marry me for money?
BossMan: what are you insights into her soul?
Luke: I've
done interviews with prestigious authors and received nary a peep from
you.
Dillan emails me:
Here's the only pics I have so far of my new boobs, and personally
I don't like them, the photos ( I LOVE THE BOOBS) Thanks for giving
Den my email..... that award is GREAT! I know I shouldn't be proud of
that but when it comes to Ava I can't lie; I'd do it again. She talked
so much s---, then went ahead and had gene ross write up some bulls---
story about how "I harrassed Her" OMG...... and all the while I didn't
respond to it so when the DVD came out I just laughed my ASS off. Did
you see it? Howe could Gene print something so false? I'm only sad she
didn't enter the KSEX mudwrestling...... Ok I'm done talking s--- for
the night.
Gene Ross wrote
8/24/05:
I spoke to Ava Vincent Tuesday night and she was telling me she was
filing a police report on Dillan Lauren. Lauren and Vincent had words
on a set earlier Tuesday which was being shot for an episode of Family
Business. Vincent claims Showtime not only didn't pay her but videotaped
her argument with Lauren that escalated into punches being thrown by
Lauren. Vincent says it began with Lauren accusing Vincent of stealing
some of her clothes. Venus also got on the phone and corroborated details
of what happened.
Kelly
and Katie Cameron Scared Out Of Porn
They found their agent Derek
Hay of LA Direct Models
intimidating and they abandoned the industry.
Dick Delaware
Update
Luke: "Your
fight got canceled Saturday night?"
Dick: "It didn't get canceled. The guy [Todd Medina] left.
"I just did a scene for Rick David of Hustler with Leila Lay. I
have a scene on Thursday. I fight Sunday with Eli Jocelyn. I'm little
bit scared. It's good money.
"Performing gives me good cardiovascular training. Every scene I
do, I do two pops."
Josh
Alan Friedman Update
He replies: "Blacks And Jews has played about a dozen one-nighters
at theaters in Texas. Next one in spring. It wasn't picked up right away.
Kevin Page (the director) and I got caught up with other things, without
having time to push it along. I'm finishing the Goldstein book (I, Goldstein:
My Screwed Life), which should be out from Thunder's Mouth Press by Oct.
this year. And I'm writing the memoirs of Leiber & Stoller, a well as
doing an album with them in L.A. Blacks And Jews relegated to the backburner
for now, but still expect something to happen."
Director Paul Stone sent out this invite for a New York sneap preview
of his new film-in-progress Tales of Times Square:
Tales of Times Square is a film based on the 80s cult classic book
of the same name, by Josh Alan Friedman. The book was optioned by Firebrand
Films/Concept X Films in 2005 and quickly went into development. The
film is a hybrid of both narrative and documentary genres. An homage
to the soul of the old New York City, with its tough streets and interesting
characters. The film paints a vivid picture of Times Square's seedy
past, the sex industries that thrived there, and those that were threatened
with extinction by the movement that sanitized the square.
The film is approximately one hour at the moment.
Mary Carey Doubles
Her Cancer Risk
She calls me at 10:59 a.m. "I'm tanning as I talk to you. I'm doubling
my cancer risk. I've got a cell phone to my ear and UV rays.
"I'm doing an extra scene for Legend tomorrow -- Decadent Divas
for David Christopher."
Luke: "Any drama in your life?"
Mary: "I was sober for five days leading up to my South Carolina
booking. But then I drank on the plane and the club wanted me to party.
"Friday morning I did Mancow. They told me not to bring Kendra.
One of the club people drove me three hours to Chicago. Mancow encouraged
me to drink on-air. They brought me a bottle of Jagermeister. I drank
so much on-air Friday morning.
"I don't remember the last half-hour of the show. I think I behaved
poorly and was screaming that I hated everyone. I know I must've fallen
down. On those days I drink a lot, I end up with scratches all over my
face. I'm mad at them for encouraging my drinking.
"I don't remember the car ride home but Harold must've gone through
my cell phone while I was asleep in the car and erased a whole bunch of
guys' phone numbers -- Constantine from American Idol, some NBA players.
"I opened my phone the next day and said, 'Harold, you've erased
all these guys numbers.' He was like, 'Why do you need them?' I said,
'If we break-up, I need to have back-up plans.'
"We went to a basketball game Sunday. Harold got mad at me because
I was walking around on the court. I have special access. I kept walking
by the bench of the players. I had hooked up with one of the players on
the team. That player was telling the other players so they'd look at
me. Harold was getting mad at me. He said, 'Why do I need to get all that
attention? Why can't I just stay seated? Why do I have to walk by them
eight billion times?'"
Luke: "Why do you need to do that?"
Mary: "Because I like the attention. I guess it's a power thing
for me. I like to get a whole team to look at me. I don't know why I can't
just be happy with having just Harold liking me.
"The Free Speech Coalition told me I got accepted to go on their
lobbying day to Sacramento.
"I've done my six movies for Legend. Harold says it is doesn't bother
him. But when we get in fights, he says, 'You did Nick Manning in a movie.
That's gross.' I don't know how he's going to deal with the next movie
coming out.
"Tawny Roberts has been missing for a week-and-a-half.
"I still have this underage female celebrity who keeps emailing
me but I can't talk about her until she's of age [in May].
"Tomorrow I might want to drink. Girl-girl scenes don't drive me
to drink. Most girls are gross but I've got a girl who doesn't normally
do porn. That means she won't be gross. I prefer working with girl-girl
only girls."
I've Been Doing Donkey
Punch
People say that pornography does not influence behavior but in my case
I'm afraid it has.
Duke: I apologize if I was not always a considerate and tender lover
last night Samantha: i wish you wouldn't have hit me
Duke: selfish of me to put my own pleasure first and whack you on the
back of the head
Samantha: you're a savage like so much steven french
Holly
Randall: 'I Will Not Be Shooting Nudes Of My Sister'
Holly posts on suze.net: "Glad you think she's a hottie -- though
I must say I will NOT be shooting nudes on her -- funny thing is she used
to be with Ford modeling when she was a kid but now she doesn't like the
idea of posing for the camera. It was hard enough to get her to agree
to this shoot."
Ultimate
Entertainment Group Buys KSEX
BURBANK, Calif. - Ultimate Entertainment Group subsidiary Ultimate
Radio has purchased adult Internet radio station KSEX.
UEG, which also produces the Ultimate Sex Championship, purchased KSEX
for an undisclosed sum from former owners Chris Rick and Allison Wells,
with plans to increase the station’s programming and exposure.
I talk to Wankus
via IM late Tuesday morning:
Luke: How long have you known this was pending?
Wankus: Geez...at least six months. Terms were finally agreed on in Vegas
at the show. The last couple of months were just working out the details.
Wankus: Originally, Adam and Eve had an interest in it, which is why there
was all that hype about it with their name attached.
Luke: How much personal experience do you have with the new owners?
Wankus: When Sean left A&E, the interest level from them went down a little
but Sean remained determined to have it as part of their umbrella in UEG.
Wankus: I have known Sean for about four years. We've worked together
on a lot of projects. He's one of the very FEW people in this business
that I would trust in business and personal.
Wankus: The other partners I've gotten to know over the last couple of
months. They work like me (EAST COAST). NO BS, no strings attached. Do
your F*in job and you'll reap rewards.
Luke: How will your job change?
Wankus: I'll be putting 110% into it again. I kind of got burned out over
the last year or so because we just weren't putting the efforts into marketing
KSEX to where it needs to be.
Luke: Is there any model for increasing listenership or has KSEX topped
out?
Wankus: No fault of Chris and Alison (previous owners), they just didn't
have the money to make that extra push. KSEX was breaking even in revenue,
but to introduce us to a new audience, we would have to spend some bucks
in mainstream venues.
Wankus: KSEX has far from tapped out. We spent so much time proving to
the industry that we were a legit entertainment forum in the biz. Like
us or hate us, we've done that. But now the focus has to turn to the fans
since we are a fan driven site.
Wankus: Four to Six thousand listeners an hour was impressive a few years
ago. We should be hosting in the tens of thousands by now. The new company
is already making that push.
Luke: What type of increase in quality would you like to see from your
hosts?
Luke: And how do you achieve that? How do you achieve compelling radio?
Luke: How does Tyler feel about this new deal?
Wankus: Back in the day, I was very hands on with the shows. Making sure
from the time they cracked the mic to the last word out of their mouths
fit along with the high standard of Top 10 radio. Over the last year,
I've pretty much let the hosts follow any path they wanted -- so long
as it didn't get us sued. We're going to be getting back to a little of
that micro-managing because the quality of the shows has to step up with
our focus being on Satellite and broadcast television.
Wankus: You achieve compelling radio when you hire hosts that are not
afraid to be themselves and speak freely about their real lives. Staged
and canned humor or conversation doesn't go over well with an audience.
They're not as stupid as I call them on my show. Relatable, real life
conversation (on their level) makes a good presentation.
Wankus: Tyler is happy for me. Probably a little nervous that I'll be
less involved in Team Tyler Productions, but we've talked about it a lot
and I should be able to still do one movie a month -- from write, to cast,
to shoot, to edit. If Team Tyler really starts taking off, we may have
to hire a staff to help us. But for now, all should be fine. W I gotta
send you Faith's Fantasies. You saw all the hype about the nun scene with
Nicole Sheridan and Kinzie Kenner....the whole movie is pretty hot dude.
You'll enjoy it, even though you hate porn, yourself and everyone else.
www.FaithsFantasies.net
Luke: What is it like to have sex with Tyler Faith?
Luke: Does she like it rough and can you give that to her?
Wankus: Having sex with Tyler Faith is like a fantasy come true.
Luke: What are the joys and sorrows of a relationship with a porn star?
Luke: How have you made it work?
Luke: I think Tyler is awesome.
Wankus: She loves it rough and yes, I can give it to her. Many times though
she likes to have sex completely passionate, slow, loving, look me in
the eyes, etc. It depends on the day. She loves to role play and loves
talking dirty. It's a dream come true.
Luke: What do you need to work at your best? What factors come into play?
What do you need to be 100% motivated?
Luke: What can you do to add to the intellectual content of KSEX? Some
of the shows just aren't sophisticated. Don't you want to attract the
cognitive elite?
Wankus: The joys and sorrows? Hmmm. Honestly, I hate the fact that she's
a porn star. I"m sure most guys would eat it up and be so proud to be
nailin' the hot adult actress. There's a side of Tyler that most people
don't know. A very sensitive, loving, homebody side who just wants to
cuddle, watch Law and Order and eat the dinner I cooked. She's generous,
caring and loves our families. That's the girl I fell in love with, not
the porn star. BUT, she IS a porn star and I have to accept that.
Wankus: I do have a tough time when she shoots sometimes. Not so much
on our sets because I have control of the situation as the director/producer.
But when she shoots with someone I don't know, someone I never met or
someone that never showed me the respect....those are the pace the house
days. It drives me nuts and I feel like there's a big hole in my stomach.
Wankus: The good news for me is that she doesn't want to shoot much longer.
I purpose NEVER told her she couldn't shoot or work certain kinds of scenes,
etc. because I didn't want her to resent me or be forced to sneak things
on the side.
Wankus: But after she establishes the foundation of Tyler Faith and Team
Tyler, probably within the year, she's going to just produce and direct.
Within a few years, she'll stop the feature dancing too. As silly as it
sounds....I'm looking forward to the day that only I get to see her naked.
Wankus: On the KSEX intellectual question, we're going to tweak some things,
we're going to add some things. There are a few hosts on there now who
are very witty and cover topics all across the board that can entertain
the masses but we're not going to turn it boring either. It's always going
to have a fun, humorous presentation. (ex. New Sweeper: "Bringing sexual
satisfaction to a level that would keep priests away from young boys...The
NEW KSEXradio.com")
Wankus: As soon as we start taking ourselves too serious, we'll lose the
fight.
Wankus: We want people to have fun. #1
Wankus: Our 5 year goal is KSEX TV
Wankus: AVN kind of quoted me a little off when they said, "we want to
be a Playboy." What I was really saying is, we want a presentation like
Playboy, but we want to compete with what they do. Better shows. More
edgy and more Saturday Night Liveish.
Hillary
Scott On Donkey
Punch
She
writes on ADT:
It's ultimately the performer's responsibility to be aware of what
the scene entails before shooting it. I'm sure previous Donkey Punch
titles were easily accessible for viewing and consideration. She was
given a choice to a do a movie that involves her being punched in the
head, knowing the risks involved considering her prior medical history,
she excepts the offer. If you don't like the way your talent is treating
you on set or how the director is handling the situation, then walk
off.
Also, I think all of this is a publicity stunt and Steven French is
a very nice guy to work with.
I wondered if it was a publicity stunt but it is not. It is real outrage
from Alex Devine (not that she does not have good relations with the people
behind Donkey Punch) and many others.
I can't get anyone from Donkey Punch to talk to me for publication.
David Aaron Clark does not like to be lumped in with the Donkey Punch
crew. He replies to other posters on ADT:
...My agenda is the same as if I were in the steel industry, the food
service industry or the garment industry, & there were egrerious examples
of worker-abuse going on. Or were the lil gals of the Shirtwaist Triangle
fire complicit in their own fate, as well, since nobody held a gun to
their head & made them work in that factory ... the bitches did it for
the money, right? All & all those labor reformists were nothing but
sanctimonious, nosy, Captain-Save-A-Hos, yes?
...Your lack of understanding of the basic amoral nature of capitalism
& the blunt club of economic power -- always most easily wielded against
the weakest members of society with the least options -- betrays that
your agenda is formed by your own lack of political & social sophistication.
Have a nice day. I'm off to work, making porn that I'm beginning to
think should be labeled, "no performers were deliberately harmed in
the making of this film."
Steph, owner of ADT with her husband, writes: "What a great publicity
stunt. What's next - hospital bound - every scene climaxes with the girl
going to the hospital. I can't wait to beat off to that."
Cassidey
Returns To Vivid
DrPorno
writes on ADT: "Wow, wow, wow. She looks better than ever! I'm
quite pleasantly surprised at this. Not only is her face still beautiful
(perhaps even more beautiful than before in fact), but her body looks
amazing, and she's obviously really in shape. Did you see the arch of
her back and the tight muscles there?"
Redlightdistrict.com Is Not Owned By Red
Light District
Jack emails me: "Red Light District's internet site is now being
redirected here. I always thought
RL was doing so well, with their sucessful line of celebrity sex tapes,
but perhaps their internet memberships were lacking? Honestly the site
was awful-- horrible connection speeds, it looked like crap. But now it's
gone so I'm curious as to what's going on. Also curious to know how Michael
Ninn is doing since he switched over there."
Redlightdistrict.com has never been owned by Red Light District. I'm
sure RLD owner David Joseph would love to own that domain.
Dr.
Phil On Pornography
"Pornography isn't real, it's a fantasy. It's makeup, beauty lenses,
hair extensions, camera angles, lighting and silicone! It's also somebody's
daughter who has taken a really, really wrong turn. She's demeaning herself,
debasing herself, humiliating herself and she's being exploited by people
who are funded by you. It is a sick, demented, twisted world. It's not
healthy, it's not natural and it's not normal."
Rob Spallone
To Shoot World's Oldest Gangbang
I call him Tuesday morning.
Rob: "I'm shooting the world's oldest gangbang."
Luke: "That's disgusting."
Rob: "You know how I did the world's biggest gangbang? Kat Kleavage
had sex with 50 people over 300 pounds. I am now shooting one girl with
50 people over 60 years old."
Luke: "You're a genius."
Rob: "Did you see my four-page article in XBizVideo? They did put
something about when I met you. You must come by and get a copy. We're
big time.
"My birthday is tomorrow."
Luke: "I was just wondering what to get you."
Rob: "Yeah, right. You were going to make me something out of toilet
paper because you don't want to spend the money."
Tod Hunter No
Longer Editing Adam Presents Amateur Porn
He's been working at Adam's office on 8760 Melrose Blvd for about two
years. He will now have more time to concentrate on his website. He'll
also continue to write reviews for Adam Film World.
Tod worked for AVN for about eight years until he was fired in 2003.
He engaged in numerous heated arguments on chat boards with his former
Editor Mike Ramone.
Office politics is not Tod's strong point.
XPT's (And Fox Magazine) Ceara
Lynch Visits LA With Her Friend Cassandra
They (Cassandra's
XPT profile, Ceara
Lynch's XPT profile) arrived Saturday in LA from their home in Portland.
They are staying with Ashley Blue and greeting the good people at JM Productions.
Ceara
comments to her boyfriend March 27: "I'm having great time in
LA. Yesterday was a very, uh, wild first night to say the least. I think
I'm the closest thing to a good girl in this city."
Tuesday morning. 8:20 a.m. Air Supply's greatest hits play in the background.
Luke: yo dawg
Luke: I have a hottie in my hovel
ChaimAmalek: Who is it?
ChaimAmalek: Let me chat with her.
Cassandra: i'm from portland oregon and i am a student and i am not in
porn.
ChaimAmalek: Are you having sex with Luke?
Cassandra: no!
ChaimAmalek: Then why are you there? ie, what brought you to his hovel?
Cassandra: he said that you had a pregnancy fetish.
ChaimAmalek: All I want is what is best for my people and culture.
Cassandra: i'm staying with a bunch of pornstars.
ChaimAmalek: How did you hear of Luke?
Cassandra: lukeisback, but lukeford.com when I first got a computer. I
was 13.
ChaimAmalek: Did you spend the night with Luke?
Cassandra: yes
ChaimAmalek: so you must have had sex
Cassandra: no, it was very honorable
ChaimAmalek: I see. Luke ran out of Levitra.
Cassandra: he made me a smoothie. i really am in california
ChaimAmalek: Would you be willing to have sex with a 375 pound man such
as myself?
Cassandra: it depends on your personality
ChaimAmalek: Cranky
Cassandra: but no, i don't think so, it would be weird to have sex with
someone that i met messaging
ChaimAmalek: Why does your friend want to get into porn?
Cassandra: i'm not cranky at all
Cassandra: for the glamor and riches
ChaimAmalek: I though porn chicks had Caltech like IQs.
ChaimAmalek: Will you be having sex with Luke in the next few days?
Cassandra: no i don't think so
ChaimAmalek: Why not?
Cassandra: because we're friends
ChaimAmalek: Do you find him . . . deficient in any way?
Cassandra: hahaha
ChaimAmalek: Or is it because you hate Jews?
Cassandra: i only hate orthodox jews because they hate women
ChaimAmalek: Luke aspires to be an orthodox jew.
ChaimAmalek: What are your career goals?
Cassandra: i want to go to law school
Cassandra: luke and i are going to the museum of tolerance together.
ChaimAmalek: Most lawyers are miserable. Luke knows this guy who is one
in Palo
Alto Cassandra: i'm miserable already
ChaimAmalek: That's where Luke takes women he wants to guilt trip into
having sex
with him
ChaimAmalek: I went with him to there once, but as I told luke, I don't
do back doors.
Cassandra: i've never been to LA before
Cassandra: i think it will be enlightening
ChaimAmalek: Do you know anyone named "Holly"?
Cassandra: yes i've talked with her on email before
ChaimAmalek: Do NOT let her take your picture if you do!
Cassandra: we both like horses
ChaimAmalek: even worse
Cassandra: of course not
ChaimAmalek: a horse is a horse of course of course and no one should
have sexual intercourse with a horse of course unless the horse of course
of course is the famous Mr Ed
ChaimAmalek: You need to marry a nice yeshiva boy and have twelve children
so as to counteract the malignant fertility of the duskier races of the
planet.
ChaimAmalek: No offense meant if you happen to be dusky yourself.
ChaimAmalek: This is a point that the MOT makes. All those dead jews.
ChaimAmalek: Law schools suppress birth rates.
ChaimAmalek: Law schools and graduate schools are this generations crematoria.
ChaimAmalek: Could you marry Luke?
ChaimAmalek: He wants very much to marry a fertile young Jewess and have
lots of Jewish kids with her.
ChaimAmalek: He would even let you work!
ChaimAmalek: He could be a house dad, monitoring the Mexican nannies and
housekeepers, while you did your law crap.
ChaimAmalek: Luke, how hot is this girl?
ChaimAmalek: Not to put you on the spot or anything, but by now you've
seen her up close and all.
Cassandra: he can't answer, i am hideous
ChaimAmalek: Lady, be sure to tell your friend that if she goes into porn,
she will catch a bad case of venereal warts and herpes.
ChaimAmalek: along with all other diseases, but not HIV
ChaimAmalek: It helps if you come into the business pre-infected.
ChaimAmalek: Once you have made love to a man of my size, ordinary guys
just won't do. I'm enough man for four women. I'm not fat, I'm famine-proof.
ChaimAmalek: I'm thinking about starting a new line of "real man" porn
DVDs for guys like me, who have very small willies
ChaimAmalek: I will call my line "Little Willy Gets Lucky" and various
women will be named "Lucky"
Cassandra: point of view porn, it's porn made by guys who pay these hookers
to have sex with them
ChaimAmalek: I don't see much porn, as I am ashamed to buy it from the
Muslims who sell it here
ChaimAmalek: Of course, buying it from a hot chick would be even worse.
ChaimAmalek: WHY
would women write to any ad with that pic of the stuffed reindeer wearing
a wedding gown?
ChaimAmalek: Doesn't that suggest serial killer?
ChaimAmalek: Yet many more did
Cassandra: because it is a charming picture and makes the writer seem
artistic and "zany"
ChaimAmalek: OK, then I'm using it on my Myspace profile.
ChaimAmalek: The FBI will want to study it.
ChaimAmalek: Did Luke try to have sex with you last night?
ChaimAmalek: Most men his age prefer sex with 19 year old women to sex
with 39 year old women
Cassandra: no, he didn't. in fact, he promised me that he wouldn't molest
me
ChaimAmalek: That's because he still pines for Holly
Cassandra: i'm not very sexy and i like girls more than men
ChaimAmalek: I don't believe that. True lesbianism is very rare, and self
corrects when maternal drives kick in.
ChaimAmalek: Just be sure never to own a cat.
Cassandra: she's worthy of pining for if any woman was. too bad no woman
is.
Cassandra: i have three
ChaimAmalek: No cats, no ipods, no yoga.
Cassandra: and a rabbit and two tarantulas
ChaimAmalek: the latter are fine, Maybe feed the cats to them
Cassandra: i have an ipod too, but i don't do yoga.
Cassandra: i feed baby birds and rats to them
ChaimAmalek: dangerous. ipods and cats are socially atomizing devices
that suppress our numbers. Hitler would have approved
ChaimAmalek: Do you believe that the Talmud was given to the Jews on Mt
Sinai as the Oral Law?
ChaimAmalek: Do you belive in the Nicean creed?
ChaimAmalek: Do you believe that there is but one God, and that Allah
was his messenger?
ChaimAmalek: And why won't you visit New York and have sex with me?
ChaimAmalek: PLEEEEEEEEEZZEEE?????
ChaimAmalek: I know that last bit turned you on.
ChaimAmalek: I'm going to see Heather
MacDonald tomorrow night.
Hey Cassandra, you did not log-out of your gmail account and I am really
nosey, but because it is wrong to look at someone else's mail without
their permission, I logged out without looking at anything. But I was
tempted.
Cassandra, how do we convince the world that our love is as pure as the
driven snow?
Dear reader, how do I convince you of the tenderness of my solicitude
towards someone who's read me since she was 13? Virtual virginity is as
precious as the real thing.
Amalek writes:
Yes, there is nothing better than social intercourse with a truly young
legal white woman. They got us by the balls. But I'm afraid that in
the long run, she's not good for you. What you need is a woman your
own age, someone you can grow old with. A woman who is past all of the
tumult of baby drama and that part of life, who fits you like an old
sofa in which has been spilled countless beers held by other men.
Does porn make people better lovers?
AliG
writes:
Being over 50 myself, I spend a lot of time talking to my 20 year old
son to rekindle my own wasted youth Naturally, the topic of sex crops
up very often!
My son is in University and being a good looking boy (like his dad
) is quite the ladies man (like his dad ).
It seems to me that women these days are far more sexually open (from
my day) and at ease with their feminine side. My opinion was this is
due to the march of feminism over the years with increasing equality
between the sexes and the greater financial independence women now enjoy
but my son concludes these are minor things, the major influence being
porn!
Not just the fact that it exists (porn has always been around in one
form or another!) but that it is so freely available and accessible
(even acceptable!) and has to a high degree made the more "extreme"
sexual acts become taboo-free and almost mainstream.
He talks as if blowjobs are par for the course now, where as in my
day that involved weeks of begging! Anal sex is very popular, him and
his mates are always talking about "scoring a hat-trick" ie, mouth,
pussy & arse!
In fact anal sex with the girl is the "ultimate" goal that they aim
for with pussy f---ing being derided as for kids and as basic as a peck
on the cheek! Anal in my day barely crossed my mind, and that was only
when it was shown (rarely) in blue movies!
Threesomes appear to be quite common and it seems "most" girls these
days are happy to kiss other girls at the drop of a hat! This in particular
sparks my interest as it was many a schoolboys fantasy to watch a pair
of beautiful lesbians in action, something that was almost impossible
then, but now, according to my son is easily available after buying
a couple of girls a few drinks in any bar/club in the country!
Is Porn now making men expect more from women sexually or is porn waking
women up to the sexual animals that they are? As a historian, I can
tell you back in ancient times, women in general were far more like
the pornstars of today!
Jonone writes:
There's a possibility that your son, being aware of your vicarious
interest in his sex life and that of his friends, embellishes it to
make it seem more 'outrageous' and interesting than it really is.
Maybe there has been a change, but maybe it's more to do with the advent
of 'girl power' than with porn per se. A greater degree of assertiveness
and confidence in women and their disinterest in political discourses
around porn would result in more liberal and permissive attitudes towards
it (and of course porn is much more visible) but I don't see porn itself
as a catalyst or 'driver'.
Nor do I see young women queueing up to be spit roasted or giving out
blow jobs willy-nilly. Either that is dramatic licence on your son's
part, or i'm keeping the wrong company.
A Public Apology To Steve French
GripJohnson
(from Legend Productions and Chatsworth Pictures) writes on ADT:
Cram [Tony Malice] & I would like to issue a public apology to Steven
French. We regret the numerous death threats he has had to deal with
since his participation in Donkey Punch. The man can't even buy a croissant
in the mornings without being pelted with produce on the street by angry
adt & reallukeford posters.
We only thank God, Alex is missing bone from her head and her soft
brain provided cushion for Steven's punches. We couldn't live with ourselves
if he had suffered any nerve damage on his hand. So, on behalf of Cram
& myself, sorry, Steven. Oh, and don't worry, Cram says he knows a guy
who can restore the luster to your gold ring.
What Is Donkey Punch?
According to Wikipedia:
Donkey punch is a slang term for a sex move performed during doggy
style or anal sex. The move involves the penetrating partner punching
the penetrated partner in the back of the head or neck. The term may
refer to the surprised party "bucking" like a donkey.
The practice of hitting one's partner for sexual enjoyment is familiar
(see Sadism and Masochism), but in the various joke-descriptions of
the donkey punch more exotic rationales are often given for it. For
example, sometimes it is said to cause the muscles around the vagina
or anus to contract around the penis, giving enhanced pleasure to the
active partner. In some exaggerated tellings this phenomenon is of such
great force as to result in the inversion of the rectum (which may then
be described as a "pink sock"). Sometimes the active partner is said
to punctuate the technique with a vicious cry of "Donkey punch!"
What
happened to Devinn Lane?
Big Calm writes on XPT:
She's producing films for Shane's World( see Ryan Knox & Kurt Lockwood)
Her Playboy TV show 7 lives Exposed (Where she likes to simulate sex
acts with black guys) is in it's 4th season. Rock, are you saying it's
not going to make a 5th? Btw, she drinks the little death in Wicked
Sex Party 6 and Road Trixxx 2.
David
Clark Emails Me: 'Yes, Sometimes You Are An Irredeemable Dork'
Gee, this is the first time I've ever felt the need to call you sanctimonious
& perhaps a bit clueless, fellow navel-gazing scribe. It certainly IS
the abuse of women in porn that's at issue here -- & I'm angry on two
fronts. First, I'm angry that a portion of the community in which I
live & work are being treated in such a brutal, criminal manner without
check or any real censure. I may not personally know Alex Divine but
in a very real way she's my neighbor, & for me to not speak out in the
strongest possible terms would constitute turning a blind eye to suffering
& abuse right outside my door.
Then, on a more egocentric level, I'm angry that a form of art & entertainment
I've always been fascinated by & drawn to is becoming step by step nothing
more than -- at least in an alarmingly greater & greater portion of
the commercial arena -- exactly what Andrea Dworkin & her simple-minded,
one-sided ilk claimed it by definition must be. I always did & still
do sneer at the half-baked idea that sexually explicit depictions for
the sheer visual & sexual pleasure of it are somehow inescapably, intrinsically
"hate speech" against women. However, that's exactly what the bile expelled
by the likes of Khan & the Donkey
Punch grinning bullies constitutes. Not unlike some of your public
anger directed towards Holly when her actions inadvertantly make you
confront a weakness or need in yourself you'd rather not have to face,
porn made by & for people like this represents not a thing their own
self-hate & insecurity, externalized & aimed towards the most convenient
target -- in this case not Jews, Blacks, Arabs, homosexuals, what have
you, but women.
I'm angry that the decent, responsible members of this community who
go about their business &/or art every day in the most humane way they
know how are suffering, if not possible brain hemorrhages & the kind
of treatment that when committed upon animals earn the perpetrators
jail time -- an insult & a libel against who we are & what we it is
we say we do. I'm angry that it becomes that much more difficult not
only to present ourselves as responsible members of a humane, enlightened
society to others but to ourselves if we condone or, even worse, profit
from this kind of behavior. Porn, like professional sports, politics,
the entertainment industry. organized religion, law enforcement, etc,
can be a rough & tumble business, & as with any endeavor, not always
very pretty or perfect in its process. But though it might meet the
definition of the genre on the surface, this is no more "porn" than
images of Christ in bean dip on the local news is journalism, or blowing
up a Palestinian ice cream truck & the innocent young patrons surrounding
it is an act of "self-defense."
Using absolutely no viable criteria whatsoever, you're throwing out
a blanket statement as to what I and other porn "producers" have in
common, and do or don't have in common with "producers" of non-explicit
entertainment -- & I might note that certainly network reality shows,
for one, have more in common with Khan & the Donkey boys than certainly
either the Vivid style or what I do. Your thesis is negated thanks to
one simple fact -- by your own admission, you have not watched any of
our movies. To put it more simply, on this occasion you're doing nothing
but talking out of your smug, self-satisfied hypocritical ass. Your
narcissism is getting the best of you, I fear.
By the way, Luke, if you're going to insist on reducing what I do to
being a "producer," than may I from now on refer to you as a producer
of internet content as opposed to an essayist or journalist? At least
I have the qualification of having actually read much of your body of
work.
Dillan
Lauren Update
Curve writes:
I ran into Dillan Lauren in an adult video place in NYC when I was
there in Feb. 06. She was with an “agency” out there and said she was
going to be renting an apartment there with Venus and one of the girls
who are using the last name of “Jolie” these days. She was buying a
couple of her movies and I picked one up as well.
She looked REALLY good even though she was essentially bundled up for
the weather. I happened to have my digital camera with me and she let
me take a picture of her – attached.
I am a little disappointed (just a little) she got the boob job . .
. she had a very nice natural rack.
Den writes: "Luke, Dillan won the CAVR best BTS trophy and I don't
know where to mail it to her. Could you please ask her to email me so
I can get an address to mail it to her."
Holly
Randall Gets A Thorough Physical
She writes me:
So I went to the doctor's today for a physical -- I have a new one
now. Either my previous doctor didn't give me a proper breast exam or
this guy was VERY thorough.
>Was he cute? How did it feel? Do you have doctor fantasies? Are
you going > to > live?
It felt like a guy rubbing my breasts and pinching my nipples, I guess.
You know me, I'm not shy, it didn't bother me. I'd prefer a more invasive
checkup than a half-assed one that isn't going to catch breast cancer.
He's OK looking, but he's just a typical looking middle-aged doctor.
No, I've actually never had doctor fantasies, come to think of it. And
yes, I will live.
> I'll be right back.
If you talk to her again, please tell Dillan [Lauren] I'd like to see
her again (I've shot her before). I got a request from a magazine for
her.
> Did he call you a whore while he did it?
Yes, my doctor called me a whore. You are such a freak!
>> Was there an anal probe? Did he use a speculum? Did you have
Max Hardcore > flashbacks?
Good god did I get your fantasies rolling with this one or something?
He was instructing me on how to give myself a breast exam, which actually
gave me an idea for a scene.
Dillan
Lauren Update
I call her Monday at 5 p.m.
Dillan, who stands almost 5'9": "I had my boobs done three
weeks ago. I got silicone. I paid $10,000. They're really good. They're
soft. I'm a 34DD. I used to be a natural 34C.
"I wanted to do it for myself.
"At first [after the surgery], I felt like I was buried up to my
waist in sand and hit with a train.
"I don't have scars."
Luke: "Have you noticed any difference in the way men react to you?"
Dillan: "Just a tad."
Luke: "Will you have to throw away thousands of dollars worth of
lingerie?"
Dillan: "No. I'll just give it to my 17-year old sister. I had just
gone bra shopping before I decided to get 'em done. She's a large C. I
took them all back and [replaced] them with her size.
"My 24-year old elder sister was scrubbed in for the surgery. She's
a plastic surgeon's assistant. I asked the doctor if she could scrub-in.
I figured if he was nervous about the surgery, he was not going to let
someone's family member scrub-in. He said, 'Tell her to bring up her certification
and we'll talk about.' She did.
"She's 15-months older than me but we graduated highschool together
because I skipped [a grade and graduated at age 16]."
Dillan has signed up to study fashion design in New York. She wants to
get a four-year degree in it and design lingerie.
We discuss rough sex.
Dillan: "Do you hit girls when you have sex with them?"
Luke: "God no. Some girls like rough sex."
Dillan: "I can like rough sex. I like to be dominated but I like
to be dominated sensually and mentally. I might like to be choked but
you're not supposed to kill somebody. You can be rough without injuring.
Spanking is not supposed to leave bruises."
Meet New Las Vegas Resident Sunset
Thomas
Richard
Abowitz writes for The LA Times:
[Bunny Ranch owner Dennis] Hof turned out to be unbelievably sleazy.
Here was my favorite moment:
Hof: "You get me in Rolling Stone I am going to pay you."
Me: "The magazine actually would take care of paying me."
Hof: "Good. I'll match whatever they give you."
Anyway, midway through our conversation he got a call from Sunset and
to hear him go from pimp trash into baby talk with her made for a bizarre
interlude.
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