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Luke's Deepthroat is Confused
Oh Kenji, Kenji... The way you portray this stuff reminds me of how I used think. That was prior to the day when a young law school graduate, looking for a slot at a big firm, took on a job that was too hot for the company to ingratiate himself with one of the partners. The client was Ronald Jarrett, Allah rest his soul because Christ knows that guy is being ripped to pieces and put back together again in hell right now. Nice guy as long as you kept him away from your wife/daughter/grandmother/disabled nieces, and as long as you and no one you knew owed him and anyone he knew money.
Now, I have a pretty good idea about this one. Your sources are your own ears, you say, but I tend to think they're your own eyes as well, and the little bits of newspapers, books and film that have passed before them. Because in a sordid career of defending rats, thugs and scoundrels, I've figured out a probability scenario for sifting through Federal bullshit. In particular, indictments tend to make people worse than they are. So when the most reputable federal prosecutor in the entire country corrects what has become a part of mythology, it's not to make his adversaries' lives any easier.
As a matter of professional curiosity, and to see if what I was hearing was bullshit or not, I've gone through the trouble of obtaining the coronor's report. I can still dig it up if you like, though you won't like what you see because it's inconclusive. The reason that it was originally believed that the Spilotros may have been buried alive is because there were no knife or bullet wounds in their bodies. That's it. The grave, in fact, was too shallow: they could have literally climbed out of it. When Tocco and his friends crossed the line to Indiana, the Spilotros were already dead, and it's highly unlikely they were alive when they left that basement in Bensenville.
I have what I've heard and now what prosecutors are arguing. You have what they argued, what's been portrayed and what even Roemer would only place an "allegedly" on.
As for the rest of it, I see the appeal of HollywoodMafia.com rather than GuysDrivingVansShakingDownStripClubs.com. You don't need to be a marketing guru to plant your flag on that one. But this is you and me talking and we can be serious with one another. Frank Schweihs--he's a living symbol of what they've become, as are, in a sense, you. Frank was a little guy? Well, he wound up that way, the same as you did, leaning on dodgy pornographers after the glory days had passed. That's how they all are these days.
Holly Randall on Meth
Da Burglar writes in the Monkey Cage:
I have no problem imagining, in this day and age of sports doping and use of ANY performance enhancing drugs to attain even a slight edge, that some porn producers/directors/talent look to METH, not as a means to control porn starlets’ weight, but as way to actually facilitate and produce many of the heated, balls-to-the-wall frenetic sex scenes and utterly depraved acts of debauchery in today’s pornography, particularly in the ever popular GONZO genre.
Weight control is obviously a short/long term “benefit” of METH. But the fact that Methamphetamine is such a potent, REAL aphrodisiac during the first 3-6 months of use, where inhibitions are removed, personal moral judgements rendered obsolete, and short/long term thought processes and cost/benefit analytical abilities are compromised by the sheer pleasure produced by the substance, seems to me a compelling reason to use the drug in the increasingly competitive and saturated porn market.
I am not saying producers or directors would distribute meth on sets to chicks before a shoot…it is not hard to imagine, however, them looking the other way or passively encouraging such activity. It makes for incredible sex and, ergo, incredible footage. The allure of meth for young, naïve, damaged, thrill seeking 18-22 year old girls is also easy to understand, especially if anyone has ever tried the drug or has been with someone who is on it (but has not reached the destructive spiral of outright addiction.)
I recently saw the performance of Kelly Wells in No Cum Dodging Allowed #6. It was mind boggling to say the least: her EXTREMELY frenzied sexual performance, combined with the fact that she consumes a ridiculous amount of semen including a glass filled with approximately 17 loads, leaves me with two possible conclusions: She is either completely insane, OR she had some kind of chemically enhanced sexual bedlam going on inside her mind which allowed her to engage/indulge in this scene. To simply say she did this for money is simplistic and ridiculous….how much MORE money was she paid for this scene as opposed to just doing a couple of “normal” double penetrations with swallow? And if it is a significant amount more that she was paid for NCDA #6, it still begs the question of how can a young girl like her do this? She practically rubbed her clit RAW during the sex scenes, and looked demonically inspired as she consumed the glass full of male genetic blueprints.
I find the idea that these young ladies might actually be using this drug as a performance enhancer to produce scenes like this to be more believable than 'it's for weight loss', or the typical implied ‘porn fantasy’ that she enjoys such acts, or the hackneyed economic rationalized explanation ‘it’s the money.’
Holly responds: "I can't imagine shooting a video of a girl on meth-- once a model came in incredibly high, though she of course denied it. I tried shooting some stills on her, but she looked so awful and was twitching so badly I couldn't imagine that she could hold up during a video so I sent her home. So maybe I should have let her do the scene?"
JRV writes: "Kelly had a reputation for not flaking, always being on time and work ready, usually a sign someone really is drug-free (as Kelly has claimed). I don't know if she's still reliable but it sure is hard to believe she hasn't cornered the market on painkillers after watching her frenzied double-anal poundings."
Dr. Luke
A friend calls me: "I hooked up with someone last night who I want to murder. She told me afterwards that she had herpes. I did not have sex with her. She blew me and I went down on her. She said she was on the medicine. She said she got it in highschool from a boyfriend who had it on his mouth and transmitted it to her down there. I called the hotline, which told me that unless it is intercourse, it is hard to get it, especially if she is on the drug."
Luke: "That's right. You'll be ok. You're no more likely to catch a disease when you're cheating."
John Updike writes in Self-Consciousness: "...[W]hat more fiendish proof of cosmic irresponsibility than a Nature which, having invented sex as a way to mix genes, then permits to arise, amid all its perfumed and hypnotic inducements to mate, a tireless tribe of spirochetes and viruses that torture and kill us for following orders?"
Holly IMs me: "I just got a funny phone call from a fan. He said that he had a "Holly Randall Film Festival." His buddy got married last weekend, so for the bachelor party they all got together and watched every single one of my movies. I asked him why I wasn't invited."
Da Burglar's Escort "Roxy"
He writes:
It's Early February, 1996. Downtown Las Vegas, the Goldent Nugget, Sunday 5 p.m. Day 3 of a 4 day excursion from the corporate world. I make two phone calls....one call for room service, and one call for an "escort." The name of the agency catches my eye..."The Wages of Sin are Worth the Price." The nondescript voice on the phone tells me it's $150 per hour, plus "tips." Thirty four minutes later my room phone rings, she has a nasaly husky voice. "Hello, I'm Roxy...I'm Downstairs..."
She enters my room with an empty bloody mary glass and an empty plastic coin bucket, a common ruse employed by the outcall working girls of that time period to look innocuous, especially in the Downtown hotel/casinos because, for jurisdictional reasons, getting busted for prostitution in downtown carries stiffer penalties than on the strip. I am stunned by her appearance...she is 5' 6", raven haired, tanned, slender and athletic with (I learn a little later) 34D breasts, clearly fake but well done. Roxy has a 'tranquil' presence about her, but her eyes eventually grab and hold my attention...they are colored black and are both beautiful and seemingly empty, almost lifeless, like a doll. As I get a little closer, I see her pupils are pinned, and since the lighting in my room is dark, my guess is percocet.
She asks right away for the $150 dollar agency fee, and then asks "How much did you want to spend?" I am now slightly flummoxed and embarrassed: I had $500 set aside in an envelope on the television, but I was not expecting someone quite like her caliber. But I tell the truth..."$500..." Her eyes momentarily flash and she says, both incredulously and pleasantly surprised "$500? On top of the $150?"
"Yes..."
"I will stay until you cum twice..." she says with a faint smile.
The session lasts about 90 minutes, during which she tells me, in a calm detached manner, about her 7 year old daughter; her estranged husband and his efforts at taking the daughter away from her; about some 'drug problem' she has had off and on in the past; about her hikes into the dessert for seances.
I tell her nothing about myself and she asks nothing. Roxy is very enthusiastic as far as the sex goes, and for the first time in my life I actually ejaculate on a woman's face, the second time with the phone constantly ringing with her agency trying to find out why she is 20 minutes late checking in.
She engages in some heated conversation with the agency as to why it took her so long to answer. Before she leaves, she gives me her pager and cell phone number so as to avoid the agency the next time.
Three weeks later, I am back in Vegas, this time for business...by noon on a Monday, I am done with work...I call her pager. Twenty minutes later she returns my call and by 1:30 she is in my room. She is very energetic, 'wired' as it were...she is on her own clock this time, and after scooping up the $500 I put on the dresser, she talks incessantly for 40 minutes about a business dinner she has later that day at the Benihana in the Las Vegas Hilton. She is starting a carpert cleaning business with a male stripper friend that she is very excited about (in 1996, Vegas' boom was hitting full speed and everything was a 'growth' opportunity.)
Then she abruptly stops talking about herself and tells me, "You are a very nice guy."
"Thanks."
"Why are you single?", she asks. "Um, lots of reasons...it's a long story," I reply, somewhat discomfitted by the question and the abrupt manner it was posed.
"Is it because of your wheelchair?"
"No..."... followed by a long pause, her feet moving back and forth with a nervous energy as she absorbs the silence with me. She is buzzed on speed...she has been here too long now and not done any cocaine for it to be a coke buzz. Her pupils are dilated this time...
"Are you ready?" she asks as she undresses abruptly and quickly. The session is energetic and frenzied this time, and when we are finished, I lie in bed and watch her get dressed and put on her makeup. "I don't remember the name of the guy I am having this business dinner with," she states as she puts her lipstick on, "I am terrible with names..."
I size her up, and say to myself "Her brain is fried. How does she stay so attractive and healthy?" She thanks me, kisses me goodbye and leaves.
A month later, it is the NCAA final four and I am back at the Golden Nugget. I win some money on the final game, taking Syracuse plus 13 points against heavily favored Kentucky. I win about $800.
I call Roxy. By now I find her an odd combination of friend, curiosity and concubine. She gets to my room around 9:30, very subdued, almost somber. She ignores the cash on the table and lies down...."Hi....I am in big trouble..." she sighs. "Why?" "I'm pregnant again...6 weeks..." she whispers.
"Oh...wow", I pause, actually afraid she is going to tell me it's mine from the first session even though I used a condom and externally ejaculated.
"Who's the father?" I manage to ask. She says "K----, my husband."
"The husband from whom you were seperated?"
"Yes."
"Well this could be a good thing, right?" I ask hopefully.
She then tells me she has a drug problem...Pills. "What kind?" She rattles of the Physician's Desk Reference: Percocet, Percodan, Morphine, Dilaudid, Xanax, Fioricet, Fiorinal, Fioricet with Codeine, Hydrocodone cough syrup...whatever she can get her hands on. She tells me she has four doctors she "plays," two with cash straight up, and wo she plays with sex ("One of them is cute enough, the other is nice enough where I don't mind fucking them..." she explains.)
I am stunned (somewhat) by both her candor and abject debauchery. I also feel very sorry for her...I tell her of my own medical experiences and my own familarity with how deceptively addictive many of those drugs can be. She tells me the guy who runs the agency also gets her pills, and illegal substances (like crystal and coke) whenever she wants.
When she first started as an escort in 1990 at age 22, "Rich S." would reward her with all the coke she wanted. I ask if she is going to have the baby. She says yes. I ask her, "What about the drugs, can you stop?"
"I'll have to, wont I?"
I don't believe her. We lie on the bed in total silence for a while, then she starts to undress. I tell her to stop..."Listen if you just want to talk, the money is yours dont worry..."
"No", she interrupts, "I need to escape for a bit...lie back."
She insists despite several more protestations from me. When we are finished, I give her my phone number to my apartment in Los Angeles. I will regret that later, but at the moment I'm moved with pity and concern. A person on those drugs does not just quit cold turkey, not without help and especially without endangering the fetus. "This is totally sordid," I say to myself.
One month later the Stratosphere Tower opens. I am invited, but I wind up staying at the Saharra. During the previous month, Roxy had called me at my LA apartment twice, both times on a weeknight and I wound up staying on the phone until after 3 a.m. She would call and talk while driving around in her corvette, going from outcall to outcall at the Strip Hotels, telling me things like "I hate Caesar's....the security always announce visitors over their com devices very loudly."
When I am arrive at the Saharra, I call her. She comes over on a Saturday Afternoon and arrives at my suite around 2 pm. She recognizes the suite as one she has been in before, most notably in 1991 with a famous UNLV basketball player who was now a NBA star. Her lower abdomen is now slightly distended. She tells me she is off drugs; I can tell she is lying...her eyes can't lie. She tells me she has started the carpet cleaning business with her friend. "Great."
Next she relates "K---- my husband took my daughter back to Seattle, I'll be joining them once I become too prego to work..."
I want to say something supportive about her being able to cater to the pregnancy fetish if she wants, but I don't.
She is originally from Seattle so her family is there, and later on I figure that she maintains a Washington State "residency" due to the better social benefits than Nevada (almost non-existent at the time.) She officially has no job or health insurance. Plus, the doctors she is playing for pills will probably cut her off once they see she is undoubtedly pregnant. She then forgets she told me that she was off drugs and asks me if I can get her "Pain Pills."
I ask her if she really thinks she can get clean for the baby? She tells me something about her husband I don't understand...I conclude that he sounds parasitic. She complains the Agency owner/pimp "Rich S." is pissed that she is pregnant and leaving. We then proceed to fuck and she leaves.
End of May, I see her one last time before she goes back to Seattle to have the baby. She is four months along and it shows. We don't have sex, we just talk. She tells me she was raped at age 10 by "the man claiming to be my father." She tells me she can't live without pills..."If you offered me $1 million, I couldn't give them up..."
It is one of the most frightening things I ever hear a person utter. She laments that she wont be able to afford all the pills she needs in Seattle, that the doctors there wont give her anything stronger than Vicodin while she is pregnant. I marvel one last time how she could be so drug addled and yet so physically beautiful and still lucid. She is the most functional hopeless drug addict/alcoholic I have ever met. She then insists on giving me a handjob......before she leaves, we hug a long time. I almost cry.
Two months later, I come home from work, this time to my condo in San Jose. There is a message on my machine. It is Roxy..."How did she get my number here?" I nervously ask myself as I dial the number she left for me to reach her. She sounds stressed. She tells me she is living in Renton, Washington and that she needs me to lend her $2000. Just like that..."Hi, I need 2000 bucks..." I answer her "Um, I guess, how did you get my number here first of all?"
"Your landlord in LA gave it to me, I told him I was your girlfriend and I need to get in touch ASAP but I didnt have your San Jose Number."
My landlord is 83 years old, but still I am struck by her ability, despite being so fried in the brain, to be cunning and crafty to pull this off. "Ok, well where should I send the money? " She gives me her Address and her real name (finally), which is a sign of how desperate she is. "I just need to be able to afford my vicodin" she tells me. I explain to her, "I will send you some money, but I don't know if it will be $2000. But whatever I do send, it is a GIFT, not a loan. I never loan friends money."
She thanks me. I know I am enabling her, but I also know what she is going through is dangerous for the infant. Narcotic withdrawal can trigger miscarriages or premature birth. Plus, an infant born addicted to opiates is infinitely more treatable than, say, crack or speed. She asks hopefully "Are you coming to Seattle any time soon?" No. I send her 1000 bucks in Money Orders I buy at a 7-11.
Looking back I remember that this had all started in Vegas 6 months earlier, when I ordered room service and take-out pussy. "Skin City" indeed...there really are few 'winners' in its sex industry. You either lose small or lose big.
To be continued.
Fischel writes: "I found a porn chick worthy of my interests. I rented Body Double and there's this amazingly gorgeous woman in it, Annette Haven. So I looked her up. I'm now totally into the seedy world of porn. You know, thanks to lukeisback.com, I've seen plenty of pics of current porn stars, and I tell you, I've yet to see one of them come within a mile of this Annette Haven person. She was (I guess this was decades ago) gorgeous. Did Suze get to bang her too? I've just checked Holly's web site, and I don't see even one girl on it who is as hot as this Annette person was in her prime."
What Does Photographer Holly Randall Think About The Crystal Meth Death Look?
I get her on the phone Tuesday.
Holly: "Did Mary Carey realize she named herself after Mary Boleyn, the sister of Anne who was the mistress of Henry VIII of England and the mother of Queen Elizabeth? Mary married William Carey. Did Mary Carey know the historical reference?"
Another coincidence is that the 16th Century Mary Carey was fair, voluptuous, full-figured and beautiful and charming.
Luke: "What does Holly think about the crystal meth death look?"
Holly: "Pfff. I think it's hot.
"One of the tricks we have (and we don't really photoshop our images unless they need them) is that we use fabric to hide girl's bellies if they get rolls. It's disturbing when you have to use the fabric to cover people's ribs.
"I don't like to shoot girls who are too skinny. I told Kelsey Michaels to gain weight before we could shoot her. I don't think she's a speed freak. I just think she's naturally skinny."
Luke: "Can you think of anyone in the business who likes to shoot the crystal meth death look?"
Holly: "No.
"I understand the reference to today's celebrities. But first, that look is unattractive. Second, you don't see these celebrities naked. When you get a girl naked in front of a camera doing all these weird positions... I think it's better for a girl to be a little overweight than a little underweight."
Luke: "Can you think of any producers who feed the girls speed to get them skinny?"
Holly: "No. That's a ridiculous claim. When you're on speed... I don't know. I've never been on hard drugs for long. I have a friend who was hooked on speed for years. At first, your sex drive is up. Then it crashes."
'Tyra Banxxx Turning Her Life Around'
The porn star Alana aka Tyra Banxxx appeared on the Tyra Banks TV show Tuesday (taped in October).
"I'm going to get you a job counselor," said Tyra to the porn star Alana. "I'm also going to get you a therapist. The only reason you are in those movies is because of what you've gone through. The last thing is to help Alana we are sending her to cosmetology school at the West Valley Cosmetology Center. We're going to pay for that. And we're going to follow up on you. I'm going to be constantly following up on you. We have a whole make-up staff on this show and you can hang around and learn and they can mentor you."
The audience applauds.
"Are you ready to quit porn?" Tyra asks.
"Definitely," says Alana. "If I have somewhere to go."
"Say, 'Tyra, I am going to quit porn.'"
Alana: "Tyra, I am going to quit porn."
"I'm so proud of you," says Tyra.
WillieD writes: "Luke, that Tyra Banxxx show was taped back in October, she thought about it over the weekend, then went right back to being a porn whore, she just changed her name to Alana Banxxx. In fact, she did a scene as Tyra Banxxx for www.americandaydream.com with Alexis Malone and Randy Spears which listed a production date as 12-8-05."
Grandpa bought Thai prostitutes for the whole family for XMAS
Halycon writes on GFY: "My grandpa is connected with charities all over the world. For Xmas, he donated money in our name to an organization that buys Thai girls out of slavery and trains them with works skills."
There should be an organization where you can buy an American porn girl and train her with work and life skills.
I Could Learn A Thing Or Two From The Brits
LONDON (AFP) - A British man is giving a whole new meaning to begging to be loved as he set off on a 55-mile (88.5 kilometres) crawl on his hands and knees to find a partner.
With a sign saying "Could you Love Me?" strapped to his back and 18 boxes of chocolates trailing behind him on string tied to his wrists and ankles, Mark McGowan began his unusual quest to find a girlfriend.
Observations On Mary Carey
Cindi Loftus sent me this report in June 2005:
Writercindi: i just talked to mary carey and her new boyfriend, Harold, who says he is a real estate agent and broker who can get me a much better deal on my mortgage
Writercindi: Mary said to feel free and say that she is going to marry Harold.
Writercindi: They are probably getting married tonight.
Writercindi: Mary said she loved me several times while i was talking to Harold
Writercindi: They said they wanted to come over to my house when they come down to Florida
Writercindi: Harold said that his friend is dating Pamela Anderson, and I said well then i have to get some vegitarian food for her, and he said, well can you get some coke?
Writercindi: And i said no, no one can do coke in my home, either before or after, and he said, well i think we have a hook up down there
Writercindi: Harold is 6'4 and used to play basketball, but he loves Mary and they are gtetting married.
Writercindi: Harold also sells insureance and Mary has three bookings in July and he is coming with her.
Writercindi: They both hate Erik, mary's ex, but i would say only that i liked him and he was alwasy nice to me
Writercindi: although i don't know if he always was nice to mary, because she says he wasn't.
My friend writes Dec 27:
Synthesizing from Mary's comments, your reporting, & observable facts:
* Mary had a nervous breakdown in October from eating healthy, exercising, not doing drugs & reading the Bible;
* Mary found a gym that did not put any muscle mass on her ribs or on the rest of her body;
* A guy at the Rouge Rhino who mentioned meth to me (I'd have guessed coke or horse) who edits TV news tape all day every day (& wanted to check out Mary's polictial schtick) does not know it when he sees it;
Luke, since Mary said she thinks you're cute, maybe you can seduce her, or catch her new look @ AVN or @ a dance gig, & see what you think.
Federal Obscenity Busts Loom
I bet the FBI will be cracking down on the porn biz in its war on the obscene. These guys have been making flicks that the majority of people don't want to see anyway. Like rape, pissing, degrading women flicks. My pal the Prince of Porn Rob Black and his followers. I wonder why nobody was ever charged with trying to cut off that wrestler finger. The guy was game because he hurt the black thugs that were hired to cut his prick off. Hey I heard the guy had a beef with the Prince? Did he? Maybe a little wife problems? Hey was Shakes Milano and his Little Capo Louie Caruso around then. Shakes bring the Prince some more water! Hey a case will do Milano. I know that they hurt some guys feeling at the company. They were hurt because they felt the were hard guys. The guy was and is a drug addict. I was at his suite in Atlantic City when he and his black pals were snorting up a storm. Hey don't take this personal and cut off my finger...Hey Black, Blatt oh I mean back to work.
James DiGiorgio Prepares For The Vegas Show
He writes on www.simplyjimmyd.com:
1. I visit my local vitamin and nutrition store and stock up on nutritional supplements. Usually, I begin mass-consuming everything from vitamins and minerals to herbal supplements like Echinacea about a week before the show. This practice, I've convinced myself, helps fortify my body against the imminent excesses of Vegas.
2. I purchase a couple of small, pocket-sized, notepads for personal commnications use after the second or third day at the show when I'm usually beset by that common convention malady know as 'Vegas-Voice.'
3. If I'm going to get my hair trimmed, I do so a week before the show. Haircuts usually look better after a fews days worth of growth.
4. Always the optimist, I purchase some quality condoms. If I get lucky, I sure don't want to have to rely on those crappy rubbers AIM hands out.
How Would You Like Someone To Start A Store In Your Name Without Your Permission?
Over the last few months, Adultdvd.com has been running a store advertised as my store.
I was never approached about this, I never gave my permission, and I receive no revenues from the use of my name.
Over the past three weeks, I've sent repeated email requests to Jerry@mallcom.com (who owns the operation) and his assistant May Friedman.
My first one went out Dec 10: "Hi Jerry, I never signed on for such a project. I don't want my name on a store without my permission. I understand you might own lukeford.com but this is different."
I finally got a reply Dec 16 from May:
Hello Luke, We have made a deal with the current owner of Lukeford.com... Keith O'Connor We are putting LUKEFORD.com on the banner and site... not your personal name. Please understand that we are not using your name... we are using the domain name which Keith rightfully owns. If there is a problem, please take it up with Keith.
No apology, but at least it appeared they were finally going to take action. I have no problem with a "Lukeford.com Store" as I do not own lukeford.com.
I understand how AdultDVD.com made this mistake, but if our roles were reversed, I would've made sure as the owner of the company that stole someone's name that I made a personal apology to the wronged party and took prompt action to remedy the theft.
If Jerry had such basic things, I would've forgotten the matter.
But Jerry did no such thing. He's not an honorable guy.
Over the next ten days, my name (not the domain name lukeford.com) remained on this store on this page. Repeated polite email requests for its removal did nothing. I sent my firmest email on Christmas Day: "Could you please live up to your word below? Thank you. How many times do I have to keep asking you about this before you do what you agreed?"
Does this effect a change in the said page? Nope. Instead I got this from May Friedman: "I told you I would request Keith to change the link… which I did. It was a holiday weekend. I just checked the site and I see the link has already been changed! I don’t appreciate your impenitentness and rudeness."
Well, May, I have nothing to be penitent about. In fact, after ten requests, I don't appreciate your not changing this page (fully under your control) which advertises a store under my name.
If anyone wants to be stolen from, ignored, given the run-around, and generally screwed over, I recommend they do business with Jerry, May Friedman, AdultDVD.com and Mallcom.com.
Smoking Fetish
Dean writes:
I also have the fetish, but can't explain it. I enjoy your site for the pics you always seem to capture of different girls smoking. I just want to give Kelly (I don't have his e-mail address) some advice on where he can find the porn girls smoking. I enjoy www.cavr.com, he seems to list the smoking scenes in his reviews. Not to say they are long scenes or that the fetish would be satisfied with the results, but none the less they are captured. Kerkove used to have a great site for getting smoking pics, but it is shut down and I don't know where all the pics went.
If Kelly wants to see a beavy of porn star's smoking he can also buy the DVD's from Smoking Erotica. The guy who runs the website is an asshole and he is a twerp that paid a lot of money to get the girls to perform with him, but for the most part it is okay smoking. He claimed at one time he had 11,000 members in an e-mail to the members, but of course he was asking us to purchase a DVD or he would have to quit filming. I think at the outrageous prices he was charging if he could not make it from 11k members at $50 a pop ($550,000.00) and the sale of his DVD's he isn't a very savy business person or he was blowing a lot of money. He doesn't ID the girls and most of the stuff is filtered but he can see the likes of Harmony, Bianca Pureheart, Erin Moore, Brianna Blaze, Arianna Jollee, and others in the DVD's.
I can't understand this filtering, whiteout crap that these people use in films and pics. I want to see the real thing, be it the stretch marks on Flower Tucci's ass, Bianca's face as she smokes or the moles on Rita F. With the techno advances out there, there is way still to many sites and films that try to be "artistic" instead of allowing the viewer to get the realism of what the girls actually look like in real life. It is a shame.
Do Porn Companies Like The Crystal Meth Death Look?
A friend asked me this. I said no. I said the porn girls get hooked on speed on their own. I don't believe that nefarious pornographers are to blame.
Friend: "Have you ever discussed it with Holly or her mother?"
Luke: "No, I've never spoken to Suze since I met Holly. I've talked about it with Holly. She [and Suze] hate[s] girls on drugs. If they come to a shoot high, she sends them home. She doesn't feed them speed."
Friend: "You've written about Mary Carey. Have you seen her lately?"
Luke: "I've heard she's lost a lot of weight."
Friend: "That's putting it mildly."
I call Mary afterwards and IM Kendra. Mary and Kendra say Mary does not do drugs.
Friend: "Is Kick Ass Pictures still in business?"
Luke: "Yes. Holly's ex-boyfriend Acme (several AVNers went to Kick Ass including its owner Mark Kulkis) works there."
Friend: "I saw Mary at Spearmint Rhino and she looked like a skeleton.
"Mary's with this guy Harold. He seems like a Skeeter Kerkove-type, a Svengali-pimp type. He's obviously not good for her health. I see her inventing the cover story you printed -- 'I lost a lot of weight because I started going to the gym and stopped eating at Taco Bell.'
"Tod Hunter reported two years ago that Mary had had a boob job. She got away with it because they looked real. Now that's all that's left of her body -- the implants.
"There are rumors that Mary might marry Harold.
"She says that the Bible says the world won't end for seven years, so she'll just go out and party. Well, at this rate, she won't last seven months.
"I was just wondering what somebody like Holly... In the mainstream press, there's been a lot written about Lindsay Lohan and Lara Flynn Boyle and Nicole Richie [their sudden weight loss]. I was wondering if this is taking over."
Luke: "I don't think companies are pushing for the crystal meth look."
Friend: "That's something good about porn.
"Have you got a place to stay at the convention?"
Luke: "Yeah."
Friend: "Maybe you'll find someone else to make Holly jealous."
Mary Carey calls me back Monday afternoon.
Luke: "Do you have a boyfriend named Harold?"
Mary: "Yes. He's not my webmaster. I finally got divorced from my steroid-freak husband."
Luke: "Someone told me today that you were doing crystal meth."
Mary: "One hundred percent false. I've never even tried that stuff [nor acid]. I'm a big drinker for the most part. Even when I did drugs a couple of years ago, I didn't lose weight from the drugs. Now I work out and drink less. My boyfriend's a witness that I don't do drugs, and Kendra Jade.
"She's gone out with me a couple of times. Every celebrity knows her. They all really like her and respect her. She brought me to Jack Osborne's party for Halloween. This guy from Room 5. I'm trying to convince her to do movies again.
"I remember when Nicole Richie lost weight, I said, 'It must've been from drugs.' I hate it when people do that. But I didn't. I used to eat a lot. I used to hang out with Tawny [Roberts] all the time. All we did was drink and go out at night. Then I met my boyfriend in June and I didn't hang out with her as much. She's nice. Everyone's nice."
Luke: "How do you think her new company is going to do?"
Mary: "I stay away from that whole business thing. To me it seems silly, but she doesn't get into the business end with me because sometimes I laugh at her and she doesn't like it when I laugh at her."
MyAdultGroups writes on ADT: "There is nothing dumb about Mary Carey. She's 'acting' and doing a great job of it. She's adding to her longevity in a tough business. Congrats to her on getting the 'Bimbo of the Year' award, that extra boost of publicity just means more sales for her."
Devinn Lane writes: "Mary is not stupid. Extremely charismatic and misunderstood, but not stupid. Everyone has the option to change their mind about anything. Even fake breasts."
Christian writes: "I find it hard to talk about people in our industry as "charismatic." That's a pretty strong sentiment, maybe opportunistic."
Devinn responds: "I spent weeks on set with Mary for 7 Lives season two. This was before anyone knew who she was and got to know her a little bit. When I refer to someone as being charismatic it's a compliment. Other people are naturally drawn to charismatic people and I personally think that has been a huge part of her success. Opportunistic? Yes. That's the name of the game in any business if you want to be successful. Anyway, Mary has always been more than kind to me and fake tits or not, I hope she continues to do well."
Kendra Jade To Hit Tabloids
Star magazine is printing a story that she had an affair with Kevin Federline (Britney Spears' hubby) on her birthday.
I IM'd Kendra Jade this afternoon and all I got was this automatic message: "People in Ethiopia are starving and dying. Hope you enjoyed your Christmas presents."
Then she gave me a "no comment."
David from MyPornoReview.com writes:
First it was Chloe Jones breaking up Charlie Sheen's marriage. Then Jessica Jaymes breaking up Jessica Simpson's marriage. Now there's a published report in Star magazine that Kendra Jade is the cause of rift raft in Britney Spears marriage. God damn Kevin!! Out of all the porn whores you choose the dirtiest of them all - Kendra Jade! What about Keri Sable, McKenzie Lee, or Sandee Westgate. Oops I did it again...I forgot that Kevin was trailer trash and he only likes trailer trash. I guess Britney was too good for him. If there was a suitcase pimp in mainstream, Kevin Federline is the posterboy. Not only is Britney supporting his ass, she's supporting his 2 other kids with some black girl. Gotta mess up a good thing when you have Kevin. Dumb ass!
Arena magazine has a feature on racism in porn. Clip clip clip.
Arena journalist Justin Quirk writes: "But incredibly, in the US, none of the biggest studio-contracted-stars, Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick, Devon, Jesse Jane, etc -- do interracial. This anachronistic trend is inextricably linked with the rise of authoritarian Christian republicanism in America."
This is bollocks. The biggest porn stars have rarely done interracial (for the past 35 years, as long as there have been porn stars). This is not a trend. And it has nothing to do with "authoritarian Christian republicanism," whatever that is. What precisely is authoritarian about the Christian Right? They want to diminish your freedom to have an abortion and to consume porn. Aside from that, what established freedoms are they threatening?
The freedom-loving Justin Quirk writes:
Overt racism in US porn is nothing new. Black/white bigotry was evident in a much more base aspect into the early 1990s, with even [Lexington] Steele having his head superimposed on a monkey's body on the covers of some of his earliest films. Thankfully, this kind of rubbish is largely a thing of the past: it's difficult to imagine anyone today getting away with a production like Gregory Dark's Let Me Tell Ya About Black Chicks (1985) which culminated in a black woman getting double-penetrated by two white men in KKK robes.
So Quirk, who earlier argued against Christian authoritarianism, is now rejoicing that filmmakers have less freedom to create today than 20-years ago. Quirk and his leftist ilk do not care about freedom. They care about legislating their morality. That's fine. I and those on the Right want to legislate our morality as well. What matters is the specifics of what we want to legislate. Freedom is a great value. It is not the ultimate one (unless you are a libertarian).
In my 2004 book The Producers: Profiles in Frustration, I learned that filmmakers have far less freedom to create today than in the 1950s. Is the Right behind Political Correctness? Is it the Right that pushes Hollywood to only put cigarettes in the hands of bad guys?
Quirk writes:
Sadly, echoes of this racial stereotyping still exist today, albeit in a more insidious form -- even among the directors who do shoot interracial. Films like Gangland play on the staple right-wing stereotype of white women straying into bad neighborhoods and falling foul of marauding packs of African-Americans...
What if the stereotype is factually correct? Do you hear about gangs of white men raping black women? The instances of black men raping white women are far higher in the United States than white men raping black women.
Even Jesse Jackson said that if he was walking in a bad part of town and he saw a gang of youths following him, he'd worry if they were black.
Is it the fault of whites that blacks in the US commit a disproportionate rate of violent crime?
What do you think would happen if a young attractive women walked alone through a bad black neighborhood? The brothers would want to discuss poetry with her?
I'd love to see Justin Quirk (and those who think like him) send their young white attractive female loved-ones alone into tough black neighborhoods and let these girls walk around for a few hours and see what happens to them.
The biggest problem with that scenario is that the innocent women would pay the price for Quirk's willful stupidity.
Is it the fault of whites or Christians that most Martin Luther King Blvds (wherever they are in the United States) are not somewhere most people would like to live? The real estate is cheap. I wonder why?
There are many interesting related issues here. Would you like to live on Hooker Alley? Would you like to live on a street where there are lots of sex shops? Would you like to live in a community where the average person spends two hours a day masturbating to pornography? If you are a pornographer, would you like to live among your most ardent fans?
Note how in the Arena article Lexington Steele is portrayed in only the glowing terms. This is typical white leftist patronizing of blacks.
Lex is not a saint.
I've only had positive interactions with the guy. I like him. He's number one at what he does, but he's a complete human being. How many porn girls have started bleeding from having sex with Lex (because he's so big)? A lot. I've seen it a couple of times on set. They bleed, not because Lex is vicious, but because he's abnormally big and many women can't comfortably accommodate his penis.
Why is busting open chicks (white or black) till they bleed a good thing?
Quirk writes: "Meanwhile, in an equally blatant act of discrimination, black female performers are routinely paid 25 per cent less than their white counterparts."
That's because consumers prefer to buy porn starring non-black women. Performers are free to sell their services on the open market. If there's an extraordinary profit to be made from shooting black chicks, plenty of pornographers will shoot them.
The biggest porn stars have always been white. The most popular beauties and movie stars in the world have always been white. This is not an American phenomenon. Aside from a handful of exceptions, black leads don't create box office either in the US or overseas. Few non-blacks watch TV starring blacks (the Cosby Show as an exception).
Here's something Quirk's article ignores -- the number of blacks in porn who don't believe that whites (or non-blacks) should make black porn. When whites discriminate against blacks, that catches Arena's attention, but when blacks discriminate against whites, that is boring.
Black male performer and director Jake Steed (whatever happened to him? One too many violent assaults so he had to flee the country) told the June 1999 AVN: "What you see is a bunch of white guys trying to commercialize the new untapped market of blacks, and the blacks don't have any power to capitalize on it, 'cause they've been so broke, trying to survive, trying to get work. Now that the black market's open, all the companies (no offense to Chris [Mann], he's one of the first ones to do it) that are doing black movies are all white. They're just commercializing it. All these places cannot duplicate a black experience. They can try to commercialize as much as they can, but I see that in the future: What's going to happen is that the consumers who watch my movies are going to say, "Hey, this is real, we want something from our perspective, not something commercialized and we don't want to support a company that's pretending to be black that's not really black." I think performers like Sean are going to have to support that too. They've been taking cuts on their rates just to survive, 'cause there's no work. 10 percent of the work is black, and that's now. Go back three-four years ago, and maybe three percent, four percent were black."
BoyAlley writes on GFY: "I don't know about discrimination, I know about business. In the gay marketplace, black asian latino etc. etc. simply does not sell as well as white. Races other than white, for that reason, are considered "niche" and are mainly promoted with "niche traffic" dedicated to those races. For me, it's about the bottom line, which is something that the consumer dictates."
Have2Cit writes on XPT: "Black women don't seem to want to do the more degrading videos that white women do. The less degrading stuff just happens to pay less."
Phlogiston writes on XPT:
Uh-oh! People are actually choosing the people that they have sex with! Oh, the humanity! I keep forgetting about the "civil right" to make others have sex against their will for your personal amusement. This sounds like a job for Jesse Jackson: (In Southern Reverend baritone)
I be hating
The discriminating
The White women
Be making
While I'm masturbating
Dan G writes on XPT:
The superimposition of Lex's head onto a monkey's body...wouldn't that be off of the cover of one of the volumes of 'Little White Chicks, Big Black Monster Dicks' put out by noted white supremacist Jake Steed? That series also had a KKK themed cover as well, if I remember correctly...
Oh, and there's an absolute humdinger of an anecdote about buying drugs on MLK in one of pro wrestler Mick Foley's books.
Crime Statistics from the Dept. of Justice
From a posting to Craig's List (pers-110508803@craigslist.org, the posting is unchanged even though it uses language that I do not use, the statistics, according to the best I can see, do check out, that I post this does not mean I approve and support everything in it):
Blacks "were 7 times more likely than whites to commit homicide in 1998" http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/homicide/race.htm
Blacks are four times more likely than Whites to kill their children http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/homicide/kidsrates.txt
28% of black males go to jail, vs. 4.4% of White males http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/crimoff.htm
68.7% of blacks are born out of wedlock http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/pdf/nvsr50_05tb19.pdf
62% of ALL black births are paid for by the US government http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/datawh/statab/pubd/2319_69.htm
Blacks are responsible for 40.8% of all domestic violence cases, despite being only 13% of the population. See page 28: http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/pub/pdf/vi.pdf
Though only 12% of the population, blacks take 38.3% of the total of all welfare payments. Whites are 72% of the population, and take 30.5% of the total. http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/pub/pdf/vi.pdf
Though only 12% of the population, blacks take 38% of taxpayer-subsidized housing http://www.huduser.org/datasets/ass...96/descript.htm
JOURNAL OF BLACKS IN HIGHER EDUCATION http://www.jbhe.com/ But income alone does not explain the racial scoring gap. Consider these facts: Whites from families with incomes of less than $10,000 had a mean SAT score of 980. This is 123 points higher than the national mean for all blacks. Whites from families with incomes below $10,000 had a mean SAT test score that was 46 points higher than blacks whose families had incomes of between $80,000 and $100,000. Blacks from families with incomes of more than $100,000 had a mean SAT score that was 142 points below the mean score for whites from families at the same income level.
The disparity in interracial murder rates is astounding. For every 100,000
White people, how many do you think kill blacks? And for every 100,000
negroes, how many do think kill Whites? Let's find out... Kill ratios
Averaged for Five Years
Year Black on White White on Black
1994 1306 469
1995 1110 454
1996 1077 417
1997 974 343
1998 839 362
Total 5306 2045
Average 1061.2 409
White Population in *thousands*
1998 - 223,001
1997 - 221,317
1996 - 219,623
1995 - 218,010
1994 - 216,365
Total 1,098,316,000
Average 219,663,200
Black Population in *thousands*
1998 - 34,431
1997 - 33,973
1996 - 33,518
1995 - 33,098
1994 - 32,654
Total 167,674,000
Average 33,534,800
Black average of White murders / Black average population per 100,000
1061 / 33,534,800 x 100,000 = 3.16
White average of Black murders / White average population per 100,000
409 / 219,663,200 x 100,000 = 0.186 3.16/0.186 = 16.99
BLACKS ARE 17 TIMES (1700%) MORE LIKELY TO KILL WHITES THAN WHITES ARE TO KILL BLACKS
So, do you think the ratios are insignificant? What if White people killed blacks at the same rate that blacks killed whites?? Let x = dead negroes killed between 1994-2003 x / 219,663,000 x 100,000 = 3.16 x = (3.16)(219,663,000) / 100,000 x = 6941 per year 6941 x 10 years = 69,410 dead negroes
This is over TEN THOUSAND MORE DEATHS THAN WERE SUFFERED BY AMERICANS DURING THE ENTIRE VIET NAM WAR.
Sources: http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/homicide/ovrace.txt http://www.census.gov/population/es.../intfile3-1.txt
Liberals often try to blame Black violence on poverty. The Census data, however, disproves that hypothesis. How? In 1995, among the American poor, there were 16.3 million Whites (real ones), 10.0 million Blacks, 8.6 million "Hispanics," and 1.4 million Asians. Blacks comprised about 27.6% of the American poor. Those poverty numbers can be verified at http://www.census.gov/population/es.../intfile3-1.txt http://www.census.gov/hhes/poverty/pov95/povest1.html
During that year, Blacks committed about 54% of all US murders. Remember that the FBI, from whom the murder information comes, counts "Hispanics" as "Whites," making the total number of poor persons eligible to be committing murders as "Whites" about 24.8 million. These "Whites" comprised 68.5% of the American poor, but committed - at most - only 46% of 1995 US murders, if we make the doubtful assumption that Asians and Amerindians committed none. The evidence argues against the liberal hypothesis that poverty causes crime.
Rape is an economic crime if liberals are willing to admit that women are merchandise or "goods," and that men are compelled to take them because they're impoverished, and not criminal scum.
See page 10 - http://www.census.gov/hhes/poverty/pov95/povest1.html
The racial distribution of arrestees for rape is similar to the racial distribution for all violent UCR arrests ? 56% of arrestees for rape in 1995 were white, 42% were black, and 2% were of other races.
The population of all races - approx. 275,617,000 White 226,563,000 Black 35,392,000 226,563,000/275,617,000 = 82.2% of Whites in America 35,392,000/275,617,000 = 12.8% of Blacks in America
Chico Wang, a rare Asian director in porn, writes on ADT:
Don't people have a choice anymore? Does everything have to be construed as racist?
I personally don't like girls with fake tits. Nor do I like super black girls (too hard to shoot with the camera). However, that doesn't mean I haven't shot black girls or girls with fake tits. It means, in general, 90% of them turn me off and I ain't gonna shoot any girl that I wouldn't stick my dick in (with the aid of Cialis of course).
However, shooting a black guy with a big dick sliding up a little white girl's pussy or asshole is pretty cool. Unfortunately, my male talent pool I trust is very slim and loyal and the black guys I've used in the past are either unreliable egomaniacs or have visa problems and have been nixed from my list.
You have to remember that alot of girls enter the marketplace looking for a piece of the pie. Although it isn't as commonplace as it used to be, some girls start with GG, go to BG, switch to Anal, then open themselves to IR. Each succeeding jump opens up themselves to a new piece of the market where they wait for a director that'll give them a huge payout for their first of a kind and continue to do those type of scenes among previous acts they've been known for.
I remember when Ariana Jollee lived with me and there was some bulls--- talk about her being a racist. I knew it wasn't true. But when work dried up for her, she did IR and increased her commodity overnight. I'm also aware that alot of girls escort or do the stripping circuit.
Not everyone does it solely in Los Angeles where we tend to be a bit liberal than some other parts of the United States. There are alot of John's out there that may not f--- an escort who did a five guy, black guy anal cream pie scene. It's business. Are there racist porn girls out there? Sure. Will I ever force a white girl to do interracial against her wishes? Nope, never. It's alot more complex often times than throwing out stupid names.
JamesB23 (and don't you just love it when the British lecture Americans on racism and other matters, their insecure need to constantly ooze superiority to Yanks is so attractive):
What I find disturbing is how completely f---ed up the USA is about race full stop....I'm black and I feel like dropping to my knees and crying tears for being from the UK. I'm married to a gorgeous white woman and you know what.....nobody gives a f---.
We recently went to Atlanta and boy, oh boy did I get some stares. It got so bad that I actually approached someone in the street and told them to chill. Interracial porn is a battle ground for the simple reason that in the US black people and white people don't live together, they know absolutely nothing about each other so live in a bizarre world of myth and stereotype which is only reflected in porno.
Its all rather pointless and in truth makes the US the laughing stock of the world. Nobody outside of the US can understand the fuss. A dick is a dick, a pussy is a pussy. Its all getting f---ed on camera.
If a chick is happy to be drink a cup of cum from 5 guys but won't ever entertain f---ing a black guy....I'd say that's a chick best avoided anyway.
To use James's language, the British don't appear to give a ---- about most things. They place a higher premium on privacy. It does not mean they are any more accepting of differences in race, etc.
Realtip writes on ADT:
As the Arena article also indicates, this is mainly an American problem. This refusal to perform IR is rarely, if ever, seen in the European chicks who tend to be ten times hotter than their American starlet counterparts who refuse to do it. Angel Dark, Stacy Silver, Sylvia Saint, Jane Darling, Liliane Tiger, Monica Sweetheart, Sharka Blue, Ellen Saint, etc., have all done IR, and not because they had to do it to salvage their careers either. And these are all hot European starlets who can pick and choose any guy with whom to do a scene, but don't go around talking nonsense about "attraction" and "preference." But in America, which is supposed to be so much more enlightened than anyone else, people just can't let go of their racist tendencies. This probably explains why alot of the black directors like Justin and Lex, for example, are starting to recruit European girls now. For one thing, the girls are alot hotter and the guys don't have to deal with as much nonsense on the race issue as they have to go through here in America. It also explains why many famous black Americans throughout history, from Richard Wright to Josephine Baker, were known to leave America and go to Europe where they didn't have to worry about racism and segregation on such a massive scale as they did here. I even know a Polish girl who had never before in her entire life seen a black person before she came to the States. Yet, when she came here, she dated guys of every race, including black, and even ended up marrying a Hispanic guy. And for someone who came from a country where there were absolutely no black people, she had a much better understanding attitude of racial issues than alot of white Americans I know who have been seeing black people their whole lives. Imagine that! Furthermore, I was also amazed when Angel Long said in the article that, in Europe, girls are not even asked if IR is a problem for them. They are just expected to do it as they would with any other male performer. Maybe the American pornographers need to take a lesson from their European counterparts.
FaceBlaster writes on ADT: "Do any of those Euro women do scenes with Turks, Arabs, or Indian and Pakistani men? Are there pornguys of these nationalities in Europorn? Maybe when Europeans and Brits write about race relations in the US, they should look at thier own minority populations."
Christian writes: "The majority of performers in our industry are non-black. Directors are constantly searching for a new black performer who is really good. That's why you are seeing Rico Strong in every inter-racial movie put out these days. Besides Lex, Justin, T-Reel, Sean Michaels, John E Depth, Tyler Knight, Nat Turnher, Brian Pumper, and Rico, who else works every day consistently? Rico really brings it. He is going to be huge next year."
Whatever Happened To Autumn Bliss?
Holly writes on Suze's members board: "I think she left the biz though I'm not sure... last I heard she was getting married."
Skin City: Uncovering the Las Vegas Sex Industry
I have quite a bit of personal experience with Vegas over the last 13-14 years. It is actually quite serious; my own experience, perspective and opinion is that the Sex Industry in Vegas is indeed much darker than is typically depicted. The biased overly positive general view of Vegas' sex industry is understandable, because the Las Vegas PR/Marketing machine zealously squashes much of the negative buzz that is generated through the city's more sordid aspects and concerns. The amount of money involved and the fact Las Vegas is so singularly dependent upon a vigorous constant influx of visitors means even the city's more sordid businesses (strip clubs, escorts) are depicted in as positive a light as possible.
I have known many strippers and escorts, both as a client and as a friend. I can say from my own experience, the majority have some compelling issue or reason to be doing what they are doing, apart from simply making a lot of money or because they enjoy it....Drugs, Alcohol, and especially GAMBLING (or a combination of the 3) play a heavy part in perpetuating their "careers" in Vegas...I had one particular relationship with a escort that is particularly tragic and compelling.
Why Is There Not More Erotic Emphasis Placed On The Throat?
"For here, through this compound pulsing pillar, our life makes its leap into spirit, and in the other direction gulps down what it needs of the material world." (Self-Consciousness by John Update)
Update Your Blog, Holly Randall
William writes on MySpace:
I really think you should expand this blog into a novella. It has a timeless, tragic poignance that underscores the callous destruction wrought by gardeners all across the country. It speaks to the soul of America. I can already see a film version! Kim Stanley narrates as a young Holly Randall -portrayed by Mary Badham's neotonous clone- surveys the nightmare of mangled limbs littering her once beautiful yard...
Holly writes on MySpace Dec 26, 2004:
Why the hell is there Christmas music playing on Boxing day? (And if you don't know what Boxing Day is, you're way too American). I always find the day after Christmas to be really depressing-- the Christmas tree empty of packages, the lights twinkling pathetically, a testament to how wonderful the past was, and how sad the present is. I always feel a great sense of loss on the 26th-- for me, the year ends today, not on the 31st. I remember when I was younger I couldn't wait to get older, and now the passage of time feels really painful. (Insert violins here)
The Secret Of The Monkey Cage
The secret of the Monkey Cage is not hard to figure out. Even a child knows it. Sometimes they're laughing with you, sometimes they're laughing at you. It just raped my liberal views of humanity when I realized that a substantial part of the earth's population can't tell the difference.
As far as philosophy, I don't really see it. I suspect that Cage regulars have a few things in common:
1. They treat life like a joke. I don't mean in a ha-ha kind of a way, but in a "if you ever see siamese twins in person, it'll be when you're peaking on four hits of windowpane" kind of a way.
2. They're either declassés or born with more inherent intelligence than they knew what to do with, and pretty much coasted through the first two decades of their lives because of it. Which explains the need for recreational drugs.
3. They're social darwinians of one manner or another. Except ChickenMaster, the commie.
So what seems like cruelty is really just a matter of putting philosophy into action. Also, we're f---ing assholes, and porn is the only business in which human cartoons like Pamela Peaks, Hamilton Steele, Wankus and even L-ke F-rd could exist.
Smelly Monkey and the Cage were born in the comments section of lukeford.com in 2003.
Luke's Mafia Deepthroat Is Confused
Everyone with any kind of a tie to the Outfit or heard the guys talking knows this. The Spilotros [Antman] did not die in the cornfield. It was a bit of police speculation that the papers ran away with, and it was mooted by the coroner's report. Tony and his brother were murdered in an apartment and then taken to the cornfield and buried. It's right in the Grand Jury indictments for Operation Family Secrets.
Having known some Outfit hangers-on very vaguely and very legally, I've wondered when I would see Kenji trip up. This is it, though it isn't a very big one so I'm still on the fence. But it's at least indicative that some of his knowledge is coming from pop culture regurgitations rather than exclusive first- or second-hand knowledge.
And I hate to tell you this Luke and shatter your illusions, but the things he's going on about ain't a very realistic portrayal of any of the Outfit guys I could identify. Most of them spend their day on the make, constantly, trying to earn a living and condescending to do tiny little jobs extorting strip joints and running illegal video poker machines. Frank Schweis was nailed for, among other things, shaking down a strip club. A mob hitman. Among other reasons, that's in the indictment because that might be the only thing that sticks. That foul-mouthed dude K-Beech tried to tell you this a long, long time ago.
A guy my ex-partner represented had his nickname denigrated to "Quarters" from something far more sinister because he was hitting vending machines. Not lottery machines, but snack and soda machines. That's your mafia these days, doing nickle and dime s--- that ghetto kids used to master before moving up to dealing.
Kenny the ex-gangster responds: "I write about The LA Family which I know and some New York. The Outfit because of Las Vegas and only what we know about. The guy is wrong. The Spilatro's might have been curbed and taken to some apartment. They died in a Tony dided in the cornfield. He had dirt in his lungs. They were not low lever either. Not the German as your guy stated. I dont care because this is not what I write about. Just like all the lies about Alex and Elana of E2K. I have tapes which I will post. 2006!"
Smoking Pictures
Kelly Allen writes:
I knew Tory Lane smoked, but had no idea, that Harmony did, despite seeing, a number of her films. This is so often (sadly, for our smokerhood) the case. Now, if you could only get quite a few shots of Brooke Hunter, smoking. Again (sadly) the only proof, I have, that Brooke, and quite a few adult film stars, for that matter, are smokers, is from www.lukeisback.
I would appreciate, your passing these thoughts to Holly. I have seen quite a few videos from her, and her mom, but so far as sexy, smoking scenarios, NADA! So many adult film directors, today, including Suze and Holly Randall, labor under the false impression, that some sort of elaborate, staged scene, is required for smoking sexuality, In reality, it is the filmed, simple, aesthetic quality of a beautiful, well-built woman, lighting up a cigarette, in a perfectly NATURAL, candid, manner, that gets our juices flowing! As I know, I've mentioned before, just the knowledge, that one of our "fantasy women" smokes in her personal life, is ESPECIALLY EROTIC, to we smoke fetishist.
JMT writes: "Kelly Allen is the most disturbing lukeisback correspondent, ever."
Holly Randall responds:
We get a lot of controversy on Suze.net about this -- we do a lot of smoking photos, and some members are crazy for it, some aren't. I have some smoking video, but very little. Unless one has a fetish for it, it's a big turn off to most.
I personally hate cigarettes, but I do think visually they can work at times. I point out to the members that all the girls in the smoking shots actually smoke in real life.
> Why do you hate cigarettes?
Because they smell awful and they make me want to gag. They are a big reason I can't go out to clubs in Vegas for long periods of time-- the smoke in the air just kills me.
Well I started smoking experimentally at about the age of 13. Then when I turned 18 I made a conscious decision to put an end to my habit. I was never totally addicted, it became more of an oral fixation than anything else. So I started chewing toothpicks constantly-- that really helped. I didn't quit cold turkey, but by the time I was 20 the habit was gone. I still smoked every once in a while (like twice a month if I was out at a party) but as I began to do it less and less, every time I did light up it became more distasteful to me. Now I can't even be around them. About once every 2 years, if I'm feeling compulsive, I'll have a couple of drags of someone else's. Then I'll feel sick for about 45 minutes. That's enough to remind me why I don't smoke. I can honestly say I will never smoke an entire cigarette again in my life.
1. Why do you feel the need to hurt women on film?
Well first of all I don't consider it hurting women... we are all concenting adults in this... why do I do the rough stuff? well I like it.. and love the fact that this girl calls me up and wants to do a shoot and I like to see how far I can take it...
2. Do you ever think you will end up in jail for the violence you do on film?
Thats a tough one... I hope not.. I really do... I think that if it's legal for two adults to do in their bedroom why should it not be legal to film and adults who want to watch it.. they should be able to... so I hope not... I have had close calls but never for my content like being seen but just the filming part and girls in general.
3. Does viewing violent sexual content promote and encourage the people who buy this content to do this in their own lives?
I think if nothing else it's more of an instructonal video know what I mean... everybody has a rough side to them... I guess it's better they see it from a pro and how it's supposed to be done (safley) so no one gets hurt... and everything I do is concenting from both parties.
4. How come you never made it past the 6th grade? Too stupid?
You learn everything you need to know by the 3rd grade.. (play nice with others, share, say please and thank you) and I have ADHD so sitting in school was never my deal plus I loved drugs.. I will fill in more on the next question
5. How did drugs stop you from continuing school?
I was doing so many that getting up that early when you just went to bed an hour ago did not work out... my mother was 14 when she had me so she was a kid to... even now people look at her like my older sister rather than my mother... so when your on heroin and trying to study in school you think more of the Hbomb than the (H)omework.
6. Ever been to rehab? Do you still use drugs? Thoughts on rehab?
Never been to rehab, No I am clean as a wistle now (gives me anxeity), my thoughts on rehab are you just meet more hookups in there... say your in there for coke.. well you meet the heroin dealer and become friends with him... now you got a solid heroin hookup know what I mean
7. How the f--- did a motercycle accident launch your porn career? Discuss the accident.
In 2001 I was involved in an accident that almost took my life I acutually was shocked back (defibulater) 3 times to life... I was riding my R1 down the street here doing about 90mph when a car pulled across the street in front of me and deicided to stop in the lane... so I ended up slamming into the driver side just in front of the front tire and was stuck under the car for a little over an hour because he rolled the front tire over my chest so I was pinned... the pressure on my heart stoped it... broke my colorbone (clavical) and all of my ribs at the breastplate so when I got out of the hospital I was not able to move my right arm at all for more than 5 months... so I could not use my upperbody to "pull feeders" which is the power from the gear box to the panel in a building.. but one thing I was still able to do was use a computer and f--- like a champ... at the time I was going through a breakup with an older woman who acutually wished me a bad wreck 15 min before I got into the accident so I kind of devloped a hatred for women at that time so I started getting kind of rough with girls... and filming it... alot of my first scenes I have since done rid of because of bad paperwork ect ect... I have over 100 scenes that I have had to get rid of because of bad paperwork ect ect... bad lighting.. bad filming procedures you name all the mistakes I could have made I did... I started with a 15k settelment I got from the accident.
8. How does someone without an education become an electrician?
I only worked union once I was a journeman before that I was a "rat" all non union.. and you can test out in nevada to JM once you know your s---... we did commerical and custom houses... when I had to leave I was doing prevailing wage at $47 an hour but now I am much happier.
11. Why on earth would you piss on girls?
Why Not? I mean we all have to flow when were bout to f--- or right after we f---.. why not give it to the whore... plus it's always good to piss right afterwords because it cleans you out...
12. How old are you?
23 years old 24 in feb
13. What's the most amount of money you've ever made in a month? almost 80k not to much I know but it makes it so I survive.... we don't avg that much at all but we do alright... would do better if more people promoted and saw the amazing conversions....
14. Do you ever feel guilty for the things you do on film to women?
NO... they let me do it.
WarChild posts:
Here's a run down of the Kimbo Drama. Danza claims to be highly ranked in Brazillian Ju Jitsu. He was called out by Anthony and some others as to where he trained and who with. Danza refuses to answer these questions saying only "I know the truth and that's enough". It's odd, that somebody with as high a ranking as he claims to have would be secretive about it. Suffice it to say, he's most probably not telling the truth.
Later, Danza challened Kimbo publically to a fight for a large amount of cash, I believe $100,000. He then started adding stipulations, and esentially just dropped it. Rumors say the Nasty Dollars crew told him to prove he had the cash for the bet or to not call them back, and he did in fact not call them back.
Dirty Danza responds:
I HAVE NOTHING AGINST KIMBO NOR DOES HE AGINST ME... ok yes I issued a challenge... few things that I wanted they did not... I wanted 4 oz gloves they wanted none... I wanted to stream it via the net for a price they did not... nothing aginst them or me... but I will not step in a ring bare knuckle anymore at all for nothing.. no amount of money... gloves protect your eyesockets and eyes from falling out... I will talk to mike and kimbo during internext and like I said we have no bad feelings twords each other at all... as far as money goes... I am backed by 2 people... The Palms hotel and NetVideoGirls for the fight.... anyone who knows the net knows those people can put up 100k in half a sec.... it's not a money issue... and I have always said that if I caught one left from kimbo it's game over for me... never denied that at all... but rolling around someone his size is not that hard to tap out... no matter who you are or what you do your always subject to a lucky grab and you will be the one tapping out.
Shoehorn! posts: "Do you ever get so caught up in a lie that you start to believe it yourself?"
Danza responds: "Nope. I am prety honest most the time unless I tell a girl that it's a very easy shooot."
15. Did you ever burry any bodies on the cement jobs you used to do?
Nope... I was doing concrete since I was born really... my mothers father, my mothers father father, my uncle, everyone inmy family owns a concrete company so it was in my blood and ever since I could walk I was picking up stakes on jobsites... so I was bound to do it at least once in my life... I can finish any type of concrete.. highrise is my fav cause there is 12% calcum in the mud and you only really have to float and tamp the mud and your done... easy finish on it.
16. How do you get women to concent to the things you do to them on film?
That has always been the easy part... selling it is the hard part... I can usually talk a girl into anything I want just by making it sound like it the best thing to him the market.. and every girl is doing it is all you have to say really... plus I have a likable personality so the girls trust me.... and they know at any time they could get up and leave... but the girls always want the paycheck at the end.
17. What kind of car(s) do you have?
I drive a piece of s---... a corolla, and 91GMC s15 jimmy which has alot done to it it's basicly a sleeper car... looks like s--- on the outside but will stomp BMW's in the twisties... I was doing autocross with the scca on weekends since I was 16 and I also have a 67stang in my garage that needs a starter other than that it's in perfect shape.
19. Why do you come to GFY?
I come for the few buisness threads, the affiliates I get, and the networking... plus GFY is better than CNN on getting news first...
20. Do you vote? Who for?
Yeah I vote... I voted aginst legal weed belive it or not and I also voted for bush.... can;t beat em join em right? now I know this will cause alot of heat but I will also say you need the best of both worlds in office... I do not belive in bush's tatcits aginst porn or anything like that but there are things I do belive in about him.... all and all I am not happy with the job he is doing now though.. but was much better choice than kerry.. kerry should be in jail if you ask me... hannoi John.
23. Do you have any family? What do they think of what you do for a living and what you do to women?
Yeah I have a family.... Married with a son, wife hates it, Robatolla is my uncle he post on here and runs http://robatolla.com.. my mother is my number 1 fan she thinks what I do is great... not the act of it but her son does run a succsesful* buisness so she is proud
24. How did you get the name Dirty Danza? cause I am the f---ing boss of the bitches and I am dirty as a mutherf---er
25. Do you want children? Do you have a girlfriend? Do (would) you abuse her? Would you want your female children to be a model on your sites or sites llike yours?
I have a son he is 17 months old and amazing... I love him alot and I am also married.. worst thing I ever did.. now I have to f--- all these girls in my truck oh well... she still stands by me and it would be tough to find someone to do that... do I abuse her? when she gives me pussy I do... she was a gangbang whore so she has had her share of cock and black cock f--- it what can you do... you can see me degrade her at http://heatherheels.com
26. Have you ever been arrested? Investigated?
No never.. these kind of thoughts I keep to myself I figure don't start nothing won;t be nothing.. howard got sued everyday cause he bashed them I don't
27. Ever had an STD? How often do you get tested?
Every 28 days and yeah we have all got something a few times.. gon for me and usually with gon comes clym so f--- it... if you notice I do all condom olnly f--- scenes now... sales are just as good and it promotes safe sex so thats a good argue point... plus I am a firm beliver in safe sex (on camera that is)
28. If a psycho killed 10 women and quoted your site as the reason for why he did what he did, would you continue?I would post his favorite scene and sell it as " look what the danza killer watched before he butcherd bitches" f--- yeah I would keep that s--- up and capitolize on that s--- in a heartbeat... I would do interviews on every news station in the counrty... the f---ing pope would know my f---ing name.
30. Thoughts on legislation and your business.
I keep this to myself you will never hear me publicly bash the gov at all.
31. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? this business?
Hopefully healthy and playing baseball with my son or riding bikes with him somewhere.. yeah I will still be in this buisness as far as I can see so long as it's still around
32. Ever been in love? Ever been hurt/dumped/ignored?
Of course... and hurt why do you think I feel the way twords women that I do? in my eyes there all f---ing whores and get whats comming to them... does your girlfriend suck a good dick? that comes from practice... you think you were the first? f--- that treat everywoman like the f---ing trash she is... you have any idea on how many girls I have met and within a few min I am drilling her f---ing throat? it's unreal.. even my mother look at her preggy at 14? what the f--- is that all about? see why I am who I am now?
Escorpio writes: "Danza, you haven't mentioned your father. Is he in the picture?"
Danza replies: "No he never was... he was 13 when I was born and I have never met him in my life I have a stepdad but he did not come into the picture till I was like 13.
"I love [my son] to pieces... his mother and I don;t get along all the time but we never fight in front of him and always take him places."
AciMax writes: "Why do you have no visible scars on your face or torso after that devistating motorcycle accident where you were hit by a car and almost crushed to death?"
Danza replies: "Full Face and leather jackets... I do have a nice bone sticking out of my chest if you see me on the conventin stop by and I will let you see it."
Another picture of Dirty Danza. Another pic.
Vegas Strip Club Crazy Horse Too
This is Joey Lombardo a man who is said to head up the Outfit in Chicago. Joey who was dubbed by the newspapers as the Clown made this blog because of his ties to the Crazy Horse too strip bar in Las Vegas. Joey's brother Rocky was a manager for years at the Horse. The FBI and the IRS have for years looked for a connection between the Outfit and the Horse. The Horse was strange because you had guys from the Colombo Family in Brooklyn, alongside Bonanno Guys and then Chicago guys. I am sure that when the Feds finally move on the Horse the total amount of the skim will come out. The skim for a club of that size and traffic must be huge. The Casino count rooms really did not provide that much cash because of all the eyes on the cash. Joey is currently a fugitive, wanted for murder and RICO crimes. One of the crimes he was indicted for is the murder of the Antman and his brother [Spilotro] in a cornfield. The Mafia cop case in New York is one step closer now. The US attorney would like to have an hidden jury because Eppolito bragged of his NYPD connections.I check on Donnie Shacks and I guess his bid to get out without serving his parole time failed. This is good because he is a woman beater. This guy deserves to be just where he is now. LOCKED UP. People should watch the movie A Night at The Golden Eagle to see what Donnie really is like. The movie is a bore, but Donnie kills a whore and his pal. That is Donnie.
That's A Shame
Mike writes: "That's a shame when all you do is f--- for a living and only work several days a month. Too much time on their hands. Production companies should make these girls pack videos for them so they don't spend their time getting high."