Monday, December 19, 2005
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Server Problems Knock Lukeisback.com Off Air For A Day
Smiling Arab writes on XPT: "Luke, haven't been able to connect to your site in about two days. How am I supposed to learn enough about the habits of the Chosen to infiltrate their secret societies with my suicide belt without lukeisback?"
A star-studded strip club probe
Investigators probing alleged racketeering at the Crazy Horse Too strip club have questioned several of its star patrons, including George Clooney, Robert De Niro and Joe Pesci, sources tell us.
The feds have wanted to talk with all of them about Rick Rizzolo, Crazy Horse Too's owner.
For almost a decade, Rizzolo has been under investigation for alleged tax evasion and ties to organized crime, according to published reports. One longtime Rizzolo associate told the FBI that the club owner has dined several times with Chicago mob boss Joey (The Clown) Lombardo, whose brother, Rocco, used to work at the Crazy Horse. Convicted felon Vincent Faraci, son of Bonanno family captain "Johnny Green" Faraci, has also been on the Crazy Horse payroll.
Rizzolo has argued that he's been targeted partly because of his friendship with Joey Cusumano, an associate of slain mobster Tony (The Ant) Spilotro.
Rita Cosby - LIVE! From Porn Valley
Not that I normally agree with anyone on the far left but.
"Gail Dines droned on and on about the exploitation of vulnerable young women, drugged-out, sexually abused, too dumb to make the right decisions, willing to submit to violence--physically, mentally, and sexually, too immature to know they are perpetuating the misery women suffer at the hands of men day in and day out."
That's pretty accurate in a lot of cases.
Porn Set Horror Stories
I have a friend that did editing for a small adult film company. He used to tell me stories that he heard about female talent coming on the set and smelling less than savory (if you catch my drift). He also heard things about accidents during anal sex and even injuries during anal sex. Has anyone else ever heard of any of the aforementioned instances? I'm sure that there had to be some bugged out stuff happening on sets. I know MR. MARCUS in a magazine interview a few years back complained about dealing with women on sets that he might not normally find attractive and having to deal with bodily smells that turn him off and still keeping wood.
Porn Addict writes:
While I'm not a big LA producer or anything, I've shot my fair share of scenes and definitely have some stories to tell. The most recent is a girl showed up for a shoot with mosquito bites covering her entire body... and I mean covering. I flipped her $50 for coming and sent her on her way. On top of that, when she walked in the door she brought along two dudes who she said "just met on the way here." The whole incident was surreal.
XRickyRomaX writes:
Skeeter Kerkove posted a story on this forum a while back about Maggie Star showing up to do an anal scene for Bait #2. She admitted to him that she'd been doing speed for five days straight and hadn't taken a dump in all that time...
Katja Kassin writes: "There are a lot of very gross stories but they will only be told when you are sitting at Jerry's Deli in Woodland Hills with a bunch of porno folks weekends at 3 o' clock in the morning after everybody had tons of food and at least one drink... You are not in the club if your story isn't at least as disturbing as the one that the person before you told."
Kimi Lixx writes:
The worst one for me was when the enormous lighting rig fell right onto the glass table that 5 performers had just been sitting around minutes before doing a dialogue scene. Everyone was completely freaked out. People would have been maimed or killed if that had fallen while they were sitting there.
Followed closely by director and camera man taking a tumble down a steep hillside - that one resulted in a broken arm.
Jimmy D says his knees never recovered from the fall he took while shooting Agency Blue.
Through His Webcam, a Boy Joins a Sordid Online World
Kurt Eichenwald writes in The New York Times:
So began the secret life of a teenager who was lured into selling images of his body on the Internet over the course of five years. From the seduction that began that day, this soccer-playing honor roll student was drawn into performing in front of the Webcam - undressing, showering, masturbating and even having sex - for an audience of more than 1,500 people who paid him, over the years, hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Justin's dark coming-of-age story is a collateral effect of recent technological advances. Minors, often under the online tutelage of adults, are opening for-pay pornography sites featuring their own images sent onto the Internet by inexpensive Webcams. And they perform from the privacy of home, while parents are nearby, beyond their children's closed bedroom doors.
...Investigators are also focusing on businesses, including credit card processors that have aided illegal sites. Anyone who has created, distributed, marketed, possessed or paid to view such pornography is open to a criminal charge.
Justin had an active site as late as June 2005. Jack Shafer reports.
I recognized in Justin's story eery parallels between his life as a child porn star and the lives of many adults I've know who become sex workers (similar needs for affirmation, no matter how cheaply bought, a predisposition for taking the easy way out, being easily conned):
* "He had never run with the popular crowd and long ago had turned to the Internet for the friends he craved."
* "To Justin, they seemed just like friends, ready with compliments and always offering gifts."
* "Now, on an afternoon in 2000, one member of his audience sent a proposal: he would pay Justin $50 to sit bare-chested in front of his Webcam for three minutes. The man explained that Justin could receive the money instantly and helped him open an account on PayPal.com, an online payment system."
* "Justin removed his T-shirt. The men watching him oozed compliments."
* "...this soccer-playing honor roll student was drawn into performing in front of the Webcam - undressing, showering, masturbating and even having sex - for an audience of more than 1,500 people who paid him, over the years, hundreds of thousands of dollars."
* "Minors, often under the online tutelage of adults, are opening for-pay pornography sites featuring their own images sent onto the Internet by inexpensive Webcams."
* "In this virtual universe, adults hunt for minors on legitimate sites used by Webcam owners who post contact information in hopes of attracting friends. If children respond to messages, adults spend time "grooming" them - with praise, attention and gifts - before seeking to persuade them to film themselves pornographically. The lure is the prospect of easy money."
* "The men also filled an emotional void in Justin's life. His relationship with his father, Knute Berry, was troubled. His parents divorced when he was young; afterward, police records show, there were instances of reported abuse."
* "The emotional turmoil left Justin longing for paternal affection, family members said. And the adult males he met online offered just that. "They complimented me all the time," Justin said. "They told me I was smart, they told me I was handsome.""
* "Unknown to Justin, they honed their persuasive skills by discussing strategy online, sharing advice on how to induce their young targets to go further at each stage."
* ""These kids are the ones being manipulative," wrote an adult who called himself Upandc in a posting this year to a bulletin board for adults attracted to children. Or, as an adult who called himself DLW wrote: "Did a sexual predator MAKE them make a site? No. Did they decide to do it for themselves? Yes.""
Kurt Eichenwald writes in The NYT:
For almost six years, a little-known Internet company called Neova.net has been quietly processing credit card information for online businesses - among them, Justin Berry and other minors who operate for-pay Webcam sites.
For years, bigfunhouse - which portrayed itself as the most popular site of its kind in America and Europe - offered to members a free link to a second site featuring Webcam videos of boys who were lured into one or two online sexual performances, according to Internet records and customers interviewed by The Times.
E-mail traffic reviewed by The Times showed that, in June, the company that processed credit card charges for bigfunhouse - Verotel, which is based in Amsterdam - received a message purportedly from a teenager whose image was on the site; the message stated that bigfunhouse was carrying child pornography. Verotel - one of the largest credit card processors for Web sites offering digital content, which says it is strongly committed to combating child pornography - replied that it had investigated the claim and had become convinced that it was not true, the e-mail messages showed.
In November, The Times asked Verotel about illegal images, and the company responded that there were none on the bigfunhouse site. The Times provided Verotel with specific information about illegal images, including the identities of people who had been arrested for possessing the material. Verotel severed its relationship with bigfunhouse. Within hours, the pornography site shut down.
Back about 3 years ago, beast exploded. Big cash to be made in it, but nobody had content. So they do like everyone else, and jack it. Whos gonna come and sue you over some bad old beast content anyway? So it was a field day out there with Hans Burger's content.
Vegas' Adult Industry Minds Its Businesses
Saying they get the cold shoulder from the main chamber of commerce, merchants from the more risque sector form their own.
By Sam Howe Verhovek, LA Times Staff Writer
LAS VEGAS — It is an alternative chamber of commerce, one for a group of merchants who say they've been ostracized, denigrated and disrespected by the larger business community.
The annual barbecue is held at the Chicken Ranch, a brothel in Pahrump, Nev. ADVERTISEMENT Other mixers include outings to strip clubs.
Power-brunch speakers are expected to "motivate, inform and educate without being dry, dull or boring," as chamber literature puts it.
Jim Crow Porn: The last refuge of Blaxploitation
Now IR [interracial] is marketed as a niche and is rarely seen in gonzo outside of speciality IR videos. The producers are even mocking the performers in the pictures, such as Rob Spallone’s forthcoming African-Asian theme video called “Spooks with Gooks.”
Several Latin themed videos are also out, one of which is entitled “Sack the Wetbacks or something” and such. I doubt the performers know the titles of the videos when they go into a shoot, but the racial stereotyping in porn is pretty pathetic.
Zoe Matthews Discusses Her Scat Work
She also says to PornValleyNews.com: "I just did one for Bob Johnson at Playboy. It’s this really freaky, satanic, goth, kinda scary video. But I guess Suicide Girls got popped for having too much blood or something, so Bob said he doesn’t want to get popped too. There’s no real blood involved, but we got pretty outrageous, I guess. I’m like fucking a dildo with Jesus on it, and reading excerpts out of some Church of Satan book... So it’s pretty borderline. I guess he’s worried about getting in trouble."
Fred writes:
Congratulations, sir, on linking to a web page that actually came close to making me puke.
I'm truly amazed by the fact that one can get a young woman to put feces from another human being in her own mouth for between $500 and $700.
Query: What is the story with this woman? Are her money management problems that severe? Is her drug habit that strong? Loan sharks?
Have you ever met this woman? Have you gotten the impression that porn people have a much higher threshhold of getting grossed out than normal folks?
Oh moral leader: This is the woman you must lead back to the path of virtuous living. You have your life's work cut out for you. If you bring her back to virtue, your place in heaven is truly secured. (Unless God gets grossed out.)
AdultFriendFinder
XXX writes: "The same company (Friend Finder) that owns www.AdultFriendFinder.com also owns religious faith-oriented dating sites such as www.JewishFriendFinder.com and www.BigChurch.com. On the religious sites they really play up faith aspect which really amounts to the crass/cynical commercialization of religion. If people on the religious sites knew they were supporting an x-rated site, they would probably walk."
Any High Profile Porners Who Are Scientologists?
At Inland Base, Scientologists Trained Top Gun.
Photographer Holly Randall: 'Girls I would kill if they got a boob job'
In light of all the girls I've had to try and talk out of getting boob jobs, I thought I'd make a list of girls with perfect natural tits who would make me enormously sad if they got implants:
Brea Bennett Charlie Laine Sunny Leone Marie Luv Kimberly Kane Lily Thai Sarah Blake Christie Lee Kirsten Price Penny Flame Jesse Capelli (this is a bit of a "duh"-- she was a Perfect 10 model) Charmaine Star Monique Alexander.
These are only girls I've shot-- I'm sure there are plenty of other pornstars who fit this category but I haven't worked with them. Normally, I prefer smaller, natural boobs, but there ARE some girls who really did (or still do) need to get them done.
The girls I refer to that should consider boob jobs are few are far between. It's not necessarily because they are too small, but sometimes you get what I call "flapjack tits" from women who have had children. Now under normal circumstances that's fine, but when you decide to make a career out of being nude, that's different. And I'm not suggesting these women get huge ballons attached to their chest. A good example is Anais-- she got her boobs done, and had them only filled out to a modest C cup. But overall, most girls should keep what they have. Even Jenna had nice boobs before she got them done, in my opinion. In case you couldn't tell because of my huge rack (snort) mine are real-- and I'm keeping 'em that way.
Flesh Trade: Tales from the UK Sexual Underground
By Bruce Barnard
When Norman Mailer decided to devote his considerable talent to writing about boxing, no one raised any eyebrow, despite the lowbrow profile the sport had always maintained among US intellectuals. Literary critics praised his work for tackling the big themes in life: race, money, and the quest for the American dream. If two men battering each other senseless for prize money can act as a metaphor for the human condition, imagine what wisdom can be gained from watching a group of thirty people blindly poking any available orifice at a swingers party?
... Although tourist guides never recommend it, you can gain a good insight into the culture of a society purely by watching the pornography it produces.
Take France for example, where the adult films...tend to have high production values, scripted dialogue, soft focus camera work and female leads that wouldn't look out of place on a high fashion catwalk.
German folk...have a healthy appetite for watching fleshy Aryan chicks getting sodomized to a soundtrack of Teutonic yelps and oompah bands. The Hun also has no qualms about including water sports, S&M, and fisting sequences...
The Danes tend to produce...[s]cat, bestiality and 'extreme insertions...'
Amsterdam...bear witness to a twenty minute loop, filmed in static close up of a man anally penetrating a goat.
Greece seems to have a national obsession with pairing off different generations of performers, with twenty something starlets performing with men old enough to keep drawing their pension.
Ital[ian]...films feature nuns as an object of sexual desire...big budget period costume sex romps...
How Can We Wish Farrah Well?
Paul Stuart writes:
I just found out not long ago reading on the net about Farrah (therealxxxfarrah@yahoo.com) and her troubles with the law. is there any email address or any way her fans can get in touch with her to send an email or write a letter to wish her well and give her some support? Felt terrible for her reading that phone interview you did with her.
Also, on a different subject you know if ashlyn gere is officially retired now? I know her last few movies like club sin crime and passion and that fantasex dvd she did all with vca was like in 2002 and 2003 and was just wondering if she is all done or has anything new in the works.
She's due August 11.
A White Woman Explains Why She Prefers Black Men
“How many white men can treat a woman like a lady and ravish her too?”
By Susan Crain Bakos
I used that paucity-of-available-white-partners rationale to explain my relationships with black men for several years. A white woman past forty is often passed over by her white-male contemporaries. She goes younger or ethnic or foreign-born or down the socioeconomic scale or darker or she spends lonely nights at home with her cats. Black men are happy to get the babe they couldn't have when she was twentysomething and fertile. The laws of the marketplace do prevail. It's not me, it's them—them being the white guys who weren't after me anymore, or so I claimed...
Bernard writes:
The thing is so full of cliches that I don't know if one should be angry or just laugh. OK, a few nuggets:
1. "Black skin is thick and lush, sensous to the touch, like satin and velvet made flesh... I craved it more strongly than Carrie Bradshaw craved Manolo Blahnik shoes."
We are informed that the author craves black skin the way a tv character craves an object (shoes). Black skin is an object, blacks are sexual toys. Well, that's a relief.
2. "A white woman past forty is often passed over by her white male contemporaries.....Black men are happy to get the babe they couldn't when she was twentysomething and fertile" .
Two things are assumed here:
-Young, desirable white woman can have any men they want and are out of the league of black men
-Black men crave white woman so much that they are willing to date any white woman who woud go out with them.
Those are bold assumptions, to say the least.
3. "Black men have more energy, style and edge than white men," "White men over 40 have lost their waistlines and their zest for life," "Statistically, their(Black men's) penises are only a fraction of an inch bigger on average but they seem bigger and harder."
Somebody who make such generalizations can't be taken seriously. One ends up discounting their arguments because of a perceived lack of intellectual rigor.
I am just surprised such a poorly written and lazily researched article actually got published.
White Woman's Rage
Cuatemoc Blanco writes from Mexico:
Nowadays, it is becoming increasingly difficult to figure out what is being said when Americans open up their mouths and speak. ["A White Woman Explains Why She Prefers Black Men," Dec. 7]. Many of my less generous compatriots have taken the view that the art of lying, far from being the preserve of federal employees, has in fact become the national pastime. However, in my years studying that fascinating nation to the north, I have developed a novel and considerably less harsh understanding of this phenomenon.I believe that Americans, far from being liars, practice an extremely nuanced form of English in which traditional meanings of words act merely as a figurative shroud. Many words in American English have a whole array of hidden meanings and implications which cannot be found in any dictionary in print, yet which are nevertheless understood by the population at large. To a foreigner traveling within the United States, it is important to acquire this stealth vocabulary, which varies with the voice of the speaker, and without which American expression is unintelligible.
To illustrate this principle let us consider Susan Crain Bakos' dispatch on why she, a white women, prefers black men.
In order to develop the necessary lexicon, we must first understand that the author is an AWW (American White Woman). For those living outside of the US, the image of the AWW is very difficult to avoid: she appears on the covers of fasion magazines, on movie screens and on television--the empire's approved feminine paradigm. For this reason, an AWW has an enormous sense of self-worth and entitlement. However biology is the great equalizer, so that when an AWW reaches the age of 40, like her less privileged counterparts throughout the world, she becomes less attractive to men within her class. This sudden loss of interest can be very difficult to accept and results, especially among AWW's who are single and without children, in what I refer to as "white woman's rage."
We are now ready to attempt a reading of Bakos' article.
1) The correct translation of the title is "A White Woman Over 40 Explains Why She Is Enraged at White Men."
2) "I craved [black skin] more than Carrie Bradshaw craved Manolo Blahnik shoes." Here the author is telling us that she has watched (a lot of) the American TV show Sex and the City, a show about a group of four single and wealthy AWW's struggling to hang on to their extended childhoods as they approach 40. Translation: Help, I'm over 40.
3) "The truth is, I attract about the same percentage of available white men my age... now as I did when I was thirty." Translation: the word "truth'" appearing in any sentence constructed by an American usually indicates that what follows isn't exactly the truth. My guess is that while it may be true that the percentage of available white men has not changed, the percentage of desirable white men interested in the author has plummeted.
4) "But in truth, black sisters, we're after the sex, not the ring... and these guys aren't the marrying kind anyway." Here the word "truth" is used again to telegraph insincerity. Translation: I was after the ring, but it didn't work out. I'm using black men to "punish" white men for their lack of interest in me. Note: The use of "black sisters" is an attempt to justify this particular manifestation of white woman's rage by establishing an affinity with the struggles of black women. This sort of appeal is rarely effective.
5) "White bitch in heat." Translation: AWW drying up.
6) The rest of the article consists of a sequence of long and meandering attacks on white men. While this section contains a good many well-turned phrases, almost every statement contained therein is demonstrably false. The reader may thus understand the remainder of the article as linguistic hyperventalation induced by white female rage. Translation: Zero.
I hope this letter has been of some use to your readership.
Remember the kid who played 'Hobie' on Baywatch?
From AwfulPlasticSurgery.com: "Jeremy Jackson has grown up and is trying to get work as an adult actor. That's going to be hard for him since it looks like he chopped off his nose and looks like a tranny."
The King Of Porn (AVN President Paul Fishbein) Attacked At Home
Early Wednesday morning, the Porn King arose to let his dog out. He was jumped by thugs who forced their way into his house, captured the king's wife, and put the king (and his wife) in handcuffs (in a rather nasty fashion too). The thugs stole the wife's wedding ring and other jewelry, ransacked and robbed the house, and frightened the Jesus out of the porners.
Police spent the day at the porn king's residence. It looked like a planned job. Did it come from within the industry?
Brokeback Mountain - Universal Love Story Or Just Another Gay Cowboy Movie?
Chaim Amalek writes:
Ask Holly to go see that with you. Tell her to help you through the gay parts, you want her to ---- you off during the movie.
I can't even qualify for this bitch: Are you the type of man that LOVES to cater to your woman? Do you get chills at the thought of making her feel pleasure (not only sexually). Are you interested in having a long-term relationship with a sometimes aggressive but mostly sweet and sassy full-figured black female? Then you should send me a message.
A few deal breakers for me, anything else is possible: married men, couples, men under 30, men under 5'7, men with no job.
I finally saw (the unrated version of ) The 40-Year Old Virgin Thursday night. Stormy was great. The movie was average. I could've done without the gross talk. Why must Hollywood take things that are sacred and make a joke of them? I can't sleep because of my worries about the porning of America.
The Virgin DVD extra scene of "Dinner With Stormy" exemplified what was wrong with the movie -- a preference for cheap laughs over depth. Stormy is among the upper five percent on the intelligence scale and she's funny and has a great story to tell. The Virgin scene just plays her for laughs as a porn star. But she's so much more.
Stormy isn't your prototypical porn star. From personal experience (the details I can not divulge because I am a gentleman who lives according to an ancient chivalrous code, suffice to say there was a rubber ducky, soap suds, and REO Speedwagon playing in the background), I can assure you that her sexual appetite is strictly normal. Rather, her hopes and dreams are those of any poor white child from the deep American South (and they are not to blow people in Hollywood or in the Internet porn media).
There are genuinely funny stories to tell about virgins and porn stars. The 40-Year Old Virgin just isn't one of them.
'This Is The Real T.J. DiReda'
Over the past year, T.J.(owner of American Hardcore) has been blamed for pornogossip.com and the bashing of Defiance Films and Taylor Rain on XXXPornTalk.
Director/producer Michael Adams aka Vincent Voss (Metro, Defiance) writes on Lukeford.com:
I am not a huge fan of internet gossip but lately there has been a lot of bashing that was NEVER provoked about Defiance Films and it’s product that has come directly from a coward who up until now wanted to be anonymous, But thanks to the fine folks on xxxporntalk he has now been pointed out as being none other than American Hardcore’s resident pr whiz kid TJ Direda. I know and met TJ when I shot shows for Vertigo and when he came by to the set he seemed to be a nice guy. For Christ’s sake on one occasion he even brought by his dad to my set to show him he was proud of what he was doing for the company. I realize like anything in life it is easy to attack any and all competition with words of spite, But give us all a break TJ this war of words that you created only shows everyone that you are jealous of anyone else’s success and you want to build your companies name with internet gossip instead of good old fashioned quality. Finally, I could and still might treat the readers to a top 20 list of “Why are TJ and American HC so bitter towards Defiance Films” But I will refrain until you give me a reason. The best advice that I can offer you is to put your energies into promoting your company and your product and stop wasting your time with Chat rooms and faceless internet blogs.
This is too funny, and like a runaway train chat boards ruin work days... For the record, Vanpiles and me are not the same person. I stopped posting on these message boards because I could not get any work done either fielding calls or laughing too hard at the stupidity. I have called and offered substantial proof that I have nothing to do with these blogs and while lukeford posts negative comments about me I still choose not to engage on this board or any other. I will say this - you guys are right our stuff is pretty good and the reason is because we are working hard to make it good and not playing in these arena's. Iam not a hater nor ever have been, and have been blamed like so many others for the petty gossip and knife fights that go on. Truth is I have only one sworn enemy and I still choose not to go after him when I interviewed with the real Luke upon our launching AH. I hope this satisfies curiosity and for those that want the proof or need it call me, in the meantime rock out with your cock out vanpiles, lizardlips, jamesn, jimjaded, tony m, willie d and rest of you degenerates.....Sack the wet Back and Bait and Tackle out this month get ready for Meat puppets, Slut Machines and Pig Tails.
I talk on the phone to T.J. a couple of times Friday.
DiReda: "I've offered information about the person who has been doing this [blasting Defiance and Taylor Rain] to prove it is not me. It is a different IP address. This person is a friend of mine. I don't throw people under the bus but it's gotten out of hand.
"This business is so stupid. I don't know where to begin. It's been such a long morning of ridiculousness.
"Norm Bentley [a principle in Defiance] is a friend of mine. I've never met Keith. I guess Keith has a relationship with Taylor and people have been bashing her and he's been upset about it. I like Taylor."
Whores Can Lose Weight Without Meth
1. Leave the pimp at home and carry your own damn suitcase
2. Since you don't have a car anyway, walk to work.
3. Book all anal scenes
4. pick your face
5. do a lot of reverse cowgirl
6. spend the weekend at Max Hardcore's house
Gen Padova responds: "I remember you once told me on a Violation set that not all girls can maintain a figure like me by exercising and eating right. You said you have difficulty with that. And that some people need to snort coke. Does that mean you snort coke missy?"
Devinn Lane Makes Public Apology to Brad Armstrong
She writes:
"I would like to make a public apology to Brad Armstrong for the toilet papering of his house on Sunday during my shoot for Shane’s World. There was no malicious intent behind it and honestly, if I had known that your house had been recently vandalized/robbed I would have chosen someone else to pull the prank on."
Why Porn? Part 4 of 4
One of the sharpest ladies in porn recently brought to my attention a band called “She Wants Revenge.” Revenge…. Is there a more potent motivational force for people, especially in today’s world? Love and natural affection are even now taking a back seat to this exaggerated need in humans….particularly in today’s young women. Revenge is the fourth and final pathology of why attractive, even intelligent young women engage in sex of the most debauched nature on film.
We have all heard the stories that follow this pathology, the most recent of which I recall from last year was Teagan, the cute 18 year old ballet protégé with the Marcy-from-the-Peanuts-Comic-strip-gang nose (pre-surgery) and the high pitched post nasal drip voice. She was pissed…pissed at a supposedly unappreciative, deadbeat boyfriend (or something like that.) Pornography was the psychological dildo with which she mind fucked him in the ass. Oh the satisfaction she must have felt in that Redlight District Video, the title of which escapes my memory, where she allowed Erik Everhard to mercilessly plow her rectal cavity and deposit his ‘genetic code x 25 million’….not the ex-boyfriend’s cum, but a man who has at this point done the same to countless other women. How Teagan must have relished, and no doubt continues to relish, the thought of the deadbeat boyfriend finally picking up the employment section of the newspaper after seeing the splooge ooze out of her ass…
Besides teenage love affairs gone awry, there are other, more complex and troubling scenarios of revenge at work behind what beautiful young ladies will do sexually for public consumption on a massive scale. A cheating or abusive husband; a sneaky selfish Uncle from her early adolescence; A father who denied her having her own telephone line when she was 14-1/2 and had that crush on the 17 year old football captain and wanted to talk dirty to him to win him from the head cheerleader with the huge breasts; or a need to strike back at society that says she is flawed in her beauty because of her height, weight or shape of her nipples…these can push a woman to strike back through pornography. The targets of her revenge will be mercilessly tormented with her wanton displays of sexual abandon on film: Her abusive ex-husband will see what he is missing as she is donkey punched and gag-factored, the sneaky sick Uncle will be reminded of his crime and unable to now satisfy that wrongful craving he caved into many years ago, the football captain will be crushed when he see’s he’s now stuck with the big-boobed head cheerleader he had to marry due to the 2 year old baby now wailing in the background as he turns the volume up during the porn starlet’s double penetration scene he is watching and shaking his fist at…and of course, society as a whole gasps and wheezes at seeing a woman like Ariana Jolle, a flawed beauty, who may have had daddy issues, accepting donations from 65 men from Eastern Europe and then, subsequently a as-yet-to-be-determined number of trans-gendered humanoids. Ariana is now avenged because her sexuality is validated in millions of men’s minds who may never have given her a second look even if they met her in an elevator late at night after the bars close.
As today’s decadently scorching pornography so clearly demonstrates, and entices, Revenge is not always best served cold.
Reflections On Vinnie (Vincent Faraci), Former Manager Of Crazy Horse Too Strip Club In Las Vegas
John L. Smith reports that Vinnie Faraci is the "son of notorious Bonanno crime family capo "Johnny Green" Faraci."
This guy is actually a Bonnano guy. I heard on the street that he maybe is a Capo like his old man Johnny "Greens" Faraci. I heard this in 2003, who knows. He is no saint anyway, he was convicted of mail fraud in 1985. He was also said to be watching from the doorway of the Crazy Horse too in Las Vegas when Kirk Henry was beat down and paralyzed. The place is not as good as when Vinnie was the shift manager. The quality of the dancer has gone down. Vinnie had the books of the girls who could work in the VIP room. I wonder if he misses having the girls dump out their purses and taking 25%? Most of the girls were so loaded or doped up they could not even count. Well Cabo must look nice this time of year. The problem with Cabo? Its Mexico and a big let down from New York and Las Vegas. I don't blame him for heading down south after his Boss Joey Massino did the flip. Really it was a belly flop because of his size. I don't know what happened in Brooklyn, but Vinnie must have had a good 20 years at the Crazy Horse Too. Vinnie was so close to getting Exotica2000! ICE dashed those dreams. Good luck Vinnie! The Mexicans sent home Sam Giancana, so don't get all comfortable. So what does V innie have to do with LA? One he is in Las Vegas, well not anymore, but he was for awhile. Guys from Brooklyn and pump and dump Wall starters all checked in with him over at the Horse before they hit town. The local Las Vegas guys had no idea who was coming into town. Then Vinnie was in LA. He had Limping Lenny who was at his wedding and is his guy in LA. Limping Lenny was over in Las Vegas at the House of Blues but that did not work out. Then he had Bust Out Bonanno Ronnie Lorenz in Brentwood. Vinnie went to see Ronnie when he was locked up at Taft. I remember when I was at Frankies with Tabitha Stevens and we saw Vinnie and Frankie speaking.
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It initially takes you to a page where the cookie is carried over for all links, but if you click on 'MORE VIDEOS', you get taken to a page, this one, where the cookies are not carried over for any links that allow the surfer to join the site (meaning the webmaster does not get paid for his traffic)!
Both affiliate programs are managed by a company called DHD Rev Ex. Obviously, they've never tested any of the links that they are giving out!
Lava Releasing Out Of Business
It was run by Bob East and owned by a guy David from Florida. They hung many people for money.
A Question that Explains Luke's Antipathy Towards Pornography
Cindy writes: "My boyfriend wanks all the time. Sometimes he is even too tired for sex with me. Can a guy be addicted to wanking, porn, or both?"
Yes Cindy, especially both. The central purpose of pornography is to provide men with images of generally unattainable women (either in kind or in variety) to use for the purpose of masturbation, itself an empty activity that is to a real relationship what Aspartame is to a chocolate cake.
Put another way, a man has only so much sexual energy to devote to his woman, and the more frequently he watches porn and spills his seed to it, the less of that energy his woman will receive. In short, pornography steals from women the love that is rightfully theirs to claim, and it steals from men the money they spend to obtain it.
My suggestion to you Cindy, is that you insist that your boyfriend discard all of his pornography and better yet, his DVD and VHS players as well. If your boyfriend is the right one for you, you should be the source of all the imagery of the female form he will ever need. However, should he find the loss of such trash especially taxing and should you concomitantly find the loss of your boyfriend too difficult to bear, I suggest you get him some Air Supply cassette tapes to listen to while making love -- for those times when you find yourself making love out of nothing at all.
Lunch With An Ex-Porn Writer
He said he admired me for having the strength of my convictions about pop music. He admitted he owned every album of the Carpenters and ABBA but he'd never tell his friends.
It is the mission of this website to bring people together and create lasting community under the Almighty and His transcendent moral code. Only if we all share a common father are we all brothers.
And let us say amen.
Where did I put that lithium?
Is Double Penetration Cool?
"If men ask the question, “Do women really want to be penetrated by two men at the same time?” the pornographic game is over. Women must remain less-than-human if pornography is to work. If women become anything more than -- in the words of notorious extreme pornography producer Max Hardcore -- a “cock receptacle,” then the men seeking pleasure might stop to ask how it feels for the real woman in the scene, the woman-who-is-a-person." Robert Jensen, associate professor of journalism at the University of Texas.
AVN Editor Mike Ramone responds here and here.
James DiGiorgio writes: "Porn is for men. Sure, there's a female audience but it's marginal at best. For the most part, we make porn for men who, for the vast majority of them, will never experience the kinds of sexual behaviors depicted in porn. And as for the female performers liking or not liking being d.p.'d, what does that matter? If they don't want to be d.p.'d they shouldn't (or don't) sign on to perform the scene. It's that simple."
The Ghosts of Luke's Future Warn Luke
Luke's hidden imam, Chaim Amalek, writes Dec 12:
If there is a God, He is showing Luke His favor by bringing to him Three Archetypes to close out his dating decades:
1. The haughty intellectual. In the nick of time, Luke sees that notwithstanding her pretensions to being a fellow traveler of the Jews or even a convert, she is still a haughty intellectual, and never would be able to abide by Luke's lack of credentials or decision not to engage in respectable work.
2. The strangely tolerant Israeli. A born Jew of the sort Luke claims to favor, she proves to be an embarrassment to Luke in many ways. She also is "shomer negilla," which means that after spending the best years of her life bestowing sexual favors upon an untold number of other men, she has decided not to let another man touch her without first marrying her. Luke sees that this sort of woman, while accepting of his work in the porn trade, is trouble.
3.The young shiksa goddess with the heart of gold. Amazingly, not only does she fully accept Luke's career choices, she accepts his poverty and is as willing to support him just as her mother has been willing to support her father throughout his career as a writer. She adores Luke, but frets that they have no future.
Is not the choice crystal clear? In Young Shiksa Goddess Luke has everything he might rationally get from women, and in ONE woman: youth, fertility, mental solidity, intelligence, fine genes (better than Luke's), a clean vagina, a lovely and supportive family, professional connections, money, tolerance, and genuine love. A package neither the rapacious Israeli nor the Haughty Intellectual were ever about to offer Luke.
And yet Luke, Michael Jackson-like juvenile that he fashions himself to be, refuses to see the truth, and conspires to sabotage this, what may be his last chance for happiness in life. The countdown to 40 is underway, and the young women of Friday Night Live have already begun to sound the Tocsin against you, Luke.
You must choose to become a man. You must choose Holly.
We, the living Ghosts that are Amalek, Fred N, and Marc W are the Jewish Ghosts of Luke Future. Heed our warning!
Either you join Holly in wedded bliss, or you join us.
We've prepared a seat for you at our table.
Khunrum writes: "I must agree with Chaim that Luke is continually snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. He's been shunted aside by each and every single, right minded Jewess in this great land. His turgid, self published tomes are languishing in obscurity. He drives a vehicle that a recently arrived Hispanic illegal would avoid. And he lives in a shoe box. Marrying into this family of successful porners would have been a wise career move. The "F. Scott and Zelda of Smut" as it were. Luke, what's wrong with you?"
Keep Hope Alive
Chaim Amalek writes Dec 15:
I fear that Luke's capacity for self-sabotage is once again coming to the fore. His report on some sort of internet shenanigans at Suze.net places him at odds with the Randall family, which would appear to be a rather close knit clan of porn people. Forced to choose, at this early stage, between Life with Luke and hearth and home, I fear that sweet Holly will choose the latter.
You could say that "Chaim Amalek, Luke's arbiter on matters of taste, has visited Holly's and Suze's sites and found them charming. Very tasteful, displaying the female form with an especially erotic feminine sensibility not often found on the internet."
Also, note that all this should be no surprise, as Holly Randall, the prime-mover of this site, is the child of accomplished artists and intellectuals. And that you look to her well honed sense of the aesthetic to help you remake yourself into the tweed jacket wearing intellectual you are fated to be.
Also, note that Holly has a solidity, married to a girlish charm that you find irresistable.
Take her to see King Kong. Tell her she reminds you, at least in looks and heart, of Naomi Watts.
Does Holly pine for me, wishing that you had my refined nature?
...Let us stand back and consider Mr. Ford's immediate prospects. Tiffany is engaged. Arab Jewess seems to have dropped off Luke's radar for reasons that mystify. Veronica has been driven off for ideological reasons. If Luke alienates Holly, he he will be that much more likely to face a future in the near term in which the doors to Friday Night Live are shut in his face. He risks being extruded from the gene pool, thereby betraying all of his ancestors.
If I were you, Luke, I would send Holly some flowers, say something really nice about her Mom and Pop on your web sites, and take her to that place where the porners set you up with a nice tab. Talk to her about your serious plans for the future, and her importance to you in it. There's still hope.
Chaim writes Dec 11:
The French have no future, because they admitted millions of hostile Muslim immigrants to do their work and because they were too busy having fun to have children.
Germany has no future, because the Germans traded their Jews for Turks.
The Republican Party has no future, because it traded secure borders for Mexicans.
Secular Jews in this country have no future as secular Jews, for similar reasons.
But you and Holly DO have a future - if you but embrace it, and play the traditional male role as the pursuer of the woman. Tell her you love her, that you need her, that the two of you, while different, can make it work just as it worked out between her mom and dad. You the fussy intellectual, she the bread-winner. You the spiritual searcher, she the materialist.
You and the Elles of the world? No present and no future. You and the Veronica's of the world? No future for her overeducated kind, so certainly none combined with you. But you and Holly. . . there is where the future can take root.
David writes me:
I notice a lot of kibitzing about who you should be with, and it makes for great human drama but the real question is not a matter of thought, it's a matter of feel.
Who would you want to with if you were sad? If something goofy happens to you, which one do you want to tell about it. Intellectual conversation is important. But so are similar thoughts not on what you think but how you want to live life. My wife are different people with sometimes contrasting viewpoints but we both emotionally agree on what we want to do, such as preferring to live in a cute but not large home so you can spend all the money on travel to exotic places. Basically, what matters is who you want to be with, not who you think you should be with.
I talked with Holly a few weeks ago and she sounds like a smart, fun cool woman who seemed like someone I'd want to hang with if she lived in San Diego. But remember this: There was an 80s band called Sorrows who had a song that went, ``Love's so good when you ask why, love is gone when have to try.''
Outside Sardo's Bar, I interview tall blonde married Swedish model Puma Swede (measures 32F up top). "I've been in the U.S. for 14 months," she says. "I just got my greencard."
After years of nude modeling, she did her first boy-girl scene six months ago.
Luke: "Why did you get into porn?"
Puma: "Because I'm addicted to sex. No. All Swedish people love sex. Like a lot of girls, I started out with glamour modeling [nude], and then some spreads, then give me a toy, give me a girl, give me a boy... I first posed naked when I was 24."
Luke: "When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?"
Puma: "I wanted to be everything. I wanted to be an Indian, a black person, everything to get attention. Now I get naked and I get attention."
Puma is interviewed by comedian Earl Skakel. She demonstrates her car alarm sound.
Skakel keeps asking porn people questions about current affairs, such as the execution of Tookie Williams. Few of the porn people have developed answers.
On Set With Ron Sullivan, Chelsea Zinn, Annie Body
Directors Ron Sullivan, Fred Lincoln Ron, Fred Ron, Fred Tony Eveready Ron, Tony Tony, Chelsea Zinn Tony, Chelsea Tony, Chelsea Silvio Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Tony, Silvio, Chelsea Tony, Billy Banks, Silvio Tony Tony Ron Sullivan, Annie Body Ron, Annie Ron, Annie Ron, Annie Annie Annie Annie Annie Annie
I walk in the door at 10am and run into Ron Sullivan who gives me a grin lopsided by ten-hours of oral surgery to cut cancer out of his mouth.
"I can't run with the herd yet," says Ron, "but I can graze with them. I'm doing Kenny's old job -- the paperwork. Tomorrow I'm shooting my first scene."
Kenny Carolina's taken over Ron's old job -- the camera.
Chelsea and Jonny Zinn are a porn couple in their thirties (together 18 years (since highschool), married six years). They have a couple of kids they have to schlep to school by 7am every day.
In the adult industry for eight years (as a stripper, cam girl, fetish model, custom videos), she's been working in the regular hardcore industry for a year and done about 150 scenes. Today she gets sandwiched by Tony Eveready and Silvio.
Wednesday night, Rob Spallone shot a private scene for a man with a colostomy bag. The damaged guy did Katie Gold who was over the top (drunk?), yelling at everyone on the crew, "You're not leaving here until you f--- me."
When Katie swings by the house Thursday, she's calm and sober.
I overhear Tony Eveready saying he's setting up a million-dollar company with Ron Sullivan next year.
Tony got out of prison in June after serving two-and-a-half years in prison for assault (this crime was aggravated by Tony beating up Kid Vegas a few years ago and Kid Vegas snitching to the cops about it). I tell Tony that Kid Vegas resides in jail on rape charges. Tony looks pleased.
Eveready has a vast knowledge of the federal, state and county penal system. He seems to have friends at every major prison in California.
Silvio entered porn in 1989 at age 21.
Silvio booked all the talent for today's shoot. It wasn't easy with the wages Rob was offering. Girls who would normally do DP for $1,200 wouldn't come below $1,000 and so Silvio had to settle for booking the older broads.
Billy Banks has been in porn since 1990, when he was 23. He'll leave for a couple of years and then come back.
Silvio wants to move to Australia. Tony Eveready (in porn since 1991 when he was 20) loves Australia and Japan and Guam, but not France because the girls don't douche.
Tony and Silvio laugh about European girls who don't know what douche is until they come to America to work. There was Gata, a blue-eyed blonde Italian girl they did in 1991 who didn't know how to douche.
It's 11:30am. Tony and Silvio sip Silvio's Courvoisier cognac.
Tony says he never brings alcohol to sets.
Tony has five kids.
Billy says he has no kids.
"I'd have 11 kids except for pregnancies that didn't come to term," says Tony, who's getting divorced from Silver.
The boys remember taking Western Blot Elisa tests for HIV every 90-days (prior to 1997).
"Ron's not drinking today," Rob Spallone announces (he brings lunch). "He can't walk and spit. I'm making a mongaloid movie with Ron Sullivan."
Ron smiles. He faces a massive amount of reconstructive surgery in addition to probable chemotherapy.
"Ron's speech impediment is only temporary," says Rob. "Until he dies."
Rob wants this to be his boxcover shot. "Mongaloid, f--- me in my tight white ass."
Spallone warns Kenny about eating certain food. "Do you want to end up like that?" he asks, pointing to Sullivan.
"I need you guys to clean up after you eat," Rob thunders. "You are the only crew in the world that don't like to clean up after yourselves."
"You could get a job as a housecleaner if the porn thing doesn't work out," I tell Rob.
"I've got to grind it up more when I get home," Ron says about his pasta.
"No," says Rob. "It's very soft."
"I can't eat it," says Ron.
Spallone turns to me. "You're going to have a hard time in Vegas," he says. "No one's going to bother you. If anybody saw Kenny [Gallo] right now, there's nothing they could do."
Luke: "I should just give lots of space to people."
Rob: "I would. I wouldn't come within ten feet of somebody. You're a sick bastard. If you had only written in big letters, this is not me writing this stuff. It comes from Hollywoodmafia.com. You're giving this kid Kenji free publicity. You should shake him down for $500 a week because you link to him so much. No one will read his site. They read it off your site. That's why I got all these phone calls: 'What is Luke doing?'"
Luke: "What did you tell them?"
Rob: "I didn't know until the day I yelled at you and you explained it to me. I don't know what you were thinking."
Rob Spallone says he used to do business with Bill Linton. He says his father Joe helped Bill do business. Then, Rob complains, Linton screwed him and his father. So, two years ago, Rob paid Bill a visit at his office. Rob called Linton a "f------ Israeli Jew bastard."
Bill came from behind his desk and pushed Rob. Rob pushed Linton back and under his desk. Linton's secretaries called the copies and swarmed the room and protected him. "They thought he was going to die," says Rob.
The magic seems to have entirely disappeared from the Spallone - Linton relationship and perhaps only Christmas can put it back in.
Friday afternoon: Rob Spallone calls up yelling. "Katie Gold was the best," he says.
I guess he didn't leave the house with her unsatisfied.
KSEXradio.com's Listener Choice Awards
Michelle Lay Michelle Craig C, Mika Tan Mika Dee Dee Maria Menendez, Mike Moz Maria Mika, Michelle Adam Grayson, Maria Adam, Maria Dee Regan, Michelle Regan, Michelle Taylor Hilton, Mika Tan Taylor Hilton Dee Taylor Wane Taylor Wane Nikki Jett Katie Morgan, Nikki Taylor Wane with Stormy's dog Taylor Wane Stormy Daniels Michelle Rebecca Love Wankus Katie Morgan Mika Tan and hubby Alec Knight Mika, Alec Mika, Alec Mika, Alec Mika, Alec Mika, Alec Regan Anthony Taylor Wane's Jewish accountant friend Monica Sox, the KSEX tech and winner of the Mike Rick Award Regan, Batman Gene Ross Reports
I arrive at the KSEXradio.com studios in Burbank at 6:20pm, right before Craig C.
I walk into the studio and find a topless Jenna Presley on top of Adam Grayson. The host of the show Porn Honeys is Maria Menendez who's wearing a sexy dress but has her hair hiding one eye.
Jenna's playing on her cell phone and shows Adam what I presume is an ugly picture. "This is how much I hate my mom," says Jenna, who started working as a stripper and whore in Mexico at age 15.
"That's mean," says Adam, a nice Jewish boy who owns searchextreme.com and has ploughed numerous furroughs through porn stars and hookers.
Jenna's ready to blow Adam but he begs off because I'm in the room (just one example among many of my lone presence combatting immoral behavior).
Maria and Adam ate out Thursday night. Friday they had food poisoning, so Adam and company couldn't join me attending religious services.
Saturday, feeling much recovered, Adam told Maria over the phone that was "thinking of [fornicating] with a hooker."
"A girl I know," says Adam. "She called me. You can print that. A girl I've known for a while. I don't know her real name. Her hooker name is Sabrina. I end up going and doing my thing but I forget to turn my phone off. It starts ringing while I'm doing my thing. After I'm finished, I check my voicemail and it's Maria saying, 'The only reason for you not to answer my call is because you're [fornicating with] a hooker.'
"So I played the message to the hooker and her roommate. They were sorta offended at first but then I called Maria and put them on the phone... It was an all-in-the-family thing. The [hookers] said to me, 'Why, if you have so many young girls calling you, are you coming over to nail us?' Well, Maria, whatever, too much effort. I had to be up early in the morning."
Jenna says that at age 15 she videotaped herself having lesbian sex. We wonder who the distributor is?
Jenna says she's an attention whore. She asks Wankus for a hug. He says no. She goes over and hugs him anyway.
"You were mean to me," she says.
"I wasn't mean," Wankus replies. "I was honest."
I've known Wankus for about four years but only tonight do I realize how quick-witted and funny he is. I find myself laughing at his remarks about a dozen times and I'm not in a laughing mood.
Wankus wants Jenna Presley to present an award but he isn't sure if she can read.
Maria says she's never had sex with anyone in porn.
Michelle Lay says she's eating low-carb pizza by only eating the cheese and sucking the crust.
Mika Tan wins her first award ever (for oral sex). "I'm no longer the Susan Lucci of porn. What am I going to call myself now? I don't have a tagline.
"I'm here to make money. I keep telling myself that so I don't feel bad."
Mika Tan's hubby Alec Knight has done about 300 scenes. "I like to fly under the radar," he says.
Nikki Jett has done but one porn scene. Her agent is Katie Morgan of Nasty Modeling.
Wankus: "Katie Morgan: Best body, worst attitude."
If you want to appear on KSEXradio.com, hit up Wankus, the program director, at wankus@ksexradio.com.
Why Porn? Part 3 of 4
No one wants to die. Everyone wants attention. These two truisms combine with the human need for sex to form the third pathology of why beautiful, young ladies pursue and persist in having sex on film. The yearning for immortality (and perhaps, immorality) and the human ego compel many young women to try pornography.
Death scares us all. Sex is how life perpetuates itself but under normal circumstances also carries consequences (pregnancy, disease, debates amongst partners about money and the position of the toilet seat.) Unnatural (non-life perpetuating/non-love expressing) sex provides fun and temporary escape from the fact that we are going to die. Some women see pornography as the solution to this dilemma.
After we die, theoretically we only live on in the memory of others… eventually they die and we are forgotten. But when large amounts of durable media (tapes, dvds) exist of a beautiful young woman having all kinds of sex, particularly unnatural sex like two large penises in her vagina or perhaps even her rectum, the probability that she will be remembered and thought about long after her death is substantially increased. This is important. Once something is seen by a person, it can’t be erased, unless that person dies, is donkey punched incorrectly or inhales too many whippets. I think of myself, and the fact that 10-12 years ago, recently graduated and working, I would come home and pop in a porno tape to relieve stress. I still vividly recall 90% of what I viewed back then. I remember Kimberly Kyle taking four loads in a wine glass, including one from Peter North, and gulping it down. Kimberly Kyle is alive in my mind for as long as I breathe. And now anyone reading this has the name Kimberly Kyle in their minds as well. Immortality is within a young lady’s grasp thru pornography. Her face, her eyes, her breasts, her birth canal…all will live on.
Of course, it is subtle irony that the means of perpetuating life, sex, is at the heart of this. By having unnatural (non-life perpetuating) sex on film, things like facial ejaculations, bukkakes, and anal creampies, a young woman’s “life” is artificially preserved. It really is a deep thought to ponder and meditate: it’s almost like the poor-person’s cryogenic freeze, except it takes place in the minds of people. And this is where the EGO and need for attention comes in…both for when the girl is alive and after her passing. While alive, the girl’s sexual pleasure captured on film is used by men all over the world, of all walks of life, education and income brackets, to produce sexual pleasure (i.e. auto-stimulation of the penis to the point of ejaculation.) Millions of potential lives are spilled in honor of this woman every second….her attention needs and ego are filled and stoked, and the images of that young lady accepting the cum into her mouth from another woman’s anus are BURNED into the memory of men right at the moment of their orgasmic sexual bliss. This will continue throughout the young porn starlets’ lives and long after the young ladies on film are dead. I still, in a pinch, call upon Kimberly Kyle to help relieve my body of DSB, Dangerous Sperm Buildup....
This is a powerful motivation for a young woman to pursue pornography as a career. I am sitting here being served coffee by a young lady who cannot be more than 20 years of age…she is attractive, slim athletic build. Her eyes are Hazel, hair brown…I will remember her for a week maybe…but if I was watching her consume 7 loads of semen from the coffee cup into which she is now pouring my coffee, well, she would be on the brink of immortality. If she only knew …. Perhaps if I told her I could say I am pro-life.
Jill Kelly Attending AEE
Whispers writes: "I hear that Jill Kelly is planning on attending and having a booth at the AEE. Where is she getting the money? Funny what you can do when you are bankrupt and owe creditors hundreds of thousands of dollars. I wonder if Frank Koretsky and the other creditors know about this. Doesn't JKP owe AVN tens of thousands of dollars also? I don't think any smart businessman would take their check. I guess the so-called lawyer who runs the show over there has more suckers lined up."
Kaydence Price (Genesis Skye) Returns To Porn Star Karaoke
Vanilla Skye Vanilla Vanilla, Dick Tracy Vanilla, Dick Vanilla, Dick Vanilla, Dick Serena (Vanilla's friend for a decade), Donny Long Ryan Knox, Rusty Nails Ryan, Rusty Donny, Serena Ryan, Rusty Donny, Vanilla Donny, Vanilla Donny, Vanilla, Serena Vanilla, Donny, Serena Serena, Donny, Vanilla Serena, Vanilla Webmistress of Gimpsgonewild.com Kurt aka Diablo, girlfriend Kurt, girlfriend Kelly, Seymour Kelly, Seymour Hailey Young Kurt and his girl Kurt and his girl Bijan, Marine Bijan, Marine, Konnie Marine, Bijan, Konnie Marine, Bijan, Konnie Roy Karch Bijan Kaydence Price Linly Hailey Hailey Hailey Hailey Hailey Jamie Lee Curtis Kaydence Price Kaydence Ric Williams (Black Widow Productions) and porn star Puma Swede Linly Kaydence Price Kaydence Price Kaydence Star, Kaydence Stand-up comic Earl Skakel and Tara Eearl and the little people Earl and friends Lexxi Tyler Lexi Puma Swede Puma Puma Puma Puma Puma Puma, Earl Puma, Earl Vanilla, Lexxi Lexxi Lexxi Lexxi Vanilla, Lexxi Earl, Lexxi
Mike South writes me: "You ever thought about gettin Holly to teach you about proper exposure and white balance? Do you pay attention? Did you think about it? I suppose yer only real issues are when you get to close or are in a mixed lighting situation. That leaves composition, but let's not go there."
We've been busy doing other things, such as Bible study.
The temperature seems to drop about eight degrees as I pass the Hollywood Bowl and head into the Valley for Sardo's. Nights have been cold in LA the past two months.
I run into Dick Tracy and Vanilla Skye. I didn't know Dick had a company called Assassin Entertainment, not to be confused with Tommy Gunn's Assassin Films.
Tracy says he registered a federal copyright on "Assassin Entertainment" nine months ago, and started his company in July.
I chat with Donny Long and his new friend Serena (who went to school with Vanilla Skye).
Serena says, "Hi, I'm Serena."
I say, "Hi, I'm Duke Floored."
Serena: "Why do older people give their full name?"
Luke: "Why do younger people only give their first name?"
Serena: "It's more informal."
Luke: "How did you guys get together?"
Serena: "We haven't yet."
Donny: "She heard about me [from Vanilla Skye]."
Serena: "I heard he had a huge penis. I don't know his penis. I haven't formally met it yet."
I take some pictures of Serena and Donny beside Donny's car. I show them to Serena.
"My ass looks huge," she says.
"It's the camera," I deadpan.
Donny laughs. "Good comeback."
Tara butts in about the horrible way I make people look in my photos.
Vanilla Skye (who's in 83 releases) says she quit doing scenes for the sake of her boyfriend. She just booked talent for AMA Video. Now she's rid of her boyfriend and plans to return to performing in January.
Vanilla: "We don't do AMA Talent anymore. We gave all our girls to Goldstar [Joel Lawrence's agency]."
Luke: "Which of your scenes was most meaningful to you?"
Vanilla: "The first one, because he was hot and I'd just dumped my boyfriend."
She laughs.
Luke: "What got you into the industry?"
Vanilla: "Boredom. My dad had just died. I was living with my best friend Kayla Paige. She'd been doing girl-girl for three years. I was bored one day at the office, so I went with her to Hustler [in April 2004]. They said to me, 'We want you.'"
Skye graduated highschool at age 16 and then did a variety of mundane jobs including waitressing.
Vanilla lost her virginity at age 13 and was with another 35 guys before turning 18 and another 42 civilians since (and about 40 porn guys).
Luke: "Do you need to feel an emotional commitment before you have sex with a guy?"
Vanilla: "Definitely not. Just a coke or two."
Skye says she was monogamous with her boyfriend for two-and-a-half-years (17-19yo) before she entered porn.
Luke: "What are your ambitions?"
Skye: "I used to think [when she was with her boyfriend] get married, have kids and move to another state, but now I think I was wrong. The reason I was doing it all changed. I broke up with my boyfriend. My moved to another state. His dad moved to that state. We figured we'd move there and start a family."
Luke: "What broke you guys up?"
Skye: "After two years, I finally cheated on him. Not on camera. I cheated."
Luke: "You cheated because you were unhappy with the relationship."
Skye: "Yeah. He wasn't doing it for me.
"I'm going to read this tomorrow and go, 'Yeah, I was drunk.'"
Luke: "What do you love and hate about the porn industry?"
Skye: "I hate the male talent who are mad that I won't f--- them after a scene, but I love everything else. I like everyone, otherwise I wouldn't stick around this long."
Luke: "How does being a porn star affect a relationship?"
Skye: "The boyfriend I just had tried to act like he was cool with it but he never was. Every time I'd come and say, 'I did a DP today.' He's like, 'How am I going to compare with that?' The male ego thing.
"I never did anal until a year ago, and now I think that I like it. If I'm going to do it off-camera, I might as well get paid.
"I'm shy and quiet in my normal life. Then I go on set and do whatever I want to do."
Serena: "Get a few drinks into her."
Skye: "I do it sober on camera. I've never been drunk on set."
Luke: "How have your friends from highschool reacted?"
Skye: "They want my autograph. We grew up in the Valley. I meet them at AVN and Adultcon."
Luke: "When you were underage, did porn people try to recruit you into the industry?"
Skye: "No.
"I've never done anything [in porn] that I didn't want to do."
Tara asks a Marine (about ten comes to Sardo's tonight) if this is a fun assignment. "Oh yes," says one. "The things we do for our country."
Genesis Skye looks great. She's off the drugs.
I talk to her (new porn name is Kaydence Price) and her fiance Damon Price.
She doesn't get mad when people still call her "Genesis."
Tara: "Is your hair going darker?"
Kaydence: "It's my natural color."
Luke: "There's not so much drama in your life anymore."
Kaydence: "I pulled myself away from the asshole who were creating it."
Luke: "You look so different from the last time I saw you."
Kaydence: "Yeah, I'm off drugs."
Tara: "How do you react to XPT?"
Kaydence: "I don't really have time...but now I just go on there and say, 'You guys are right.' I'm so tired of fighting these people.
"I didn't lower my rates to get more work. I do couple rates with him."
They've done two scenes together. Other than that, Genesis hasn't done a scene with anyone else for about six weeks.
Genesis: "I broke down. I couldn't handle [having sex with others] anymore. It was a big problem in my life. Now that I've realized that there's no passion, no romance, no sexuality in porn anymore... The sex we have is so amazing, why not share that?"
Damon: "She has more respect for herself now. She doesn't need the money. I have enough to take care of the both of us. I work construction and I work for studios."
Luke: "What brought you guys together?"
Genesis: "Sardo's. We met here. He was friends with Erin Moore."
Damon: "What brought us together was that I saved her dog's life. It was the night we met. Her dog choked in the night and stopped breathing and actually dying. It was 4:30am. I couldn't wake Genesis. I gave the dog CPR. It vomited and came back to life."
Luke to Genesis: "What do you do all day?"
Genesis: "I like to sleep. When he comes home for lunch, he wakes me up. Then I try to get stuff done but it's still hard for me. I didn't give a s--- before."
Damon: "She cooks damn good porkchops."
Comedian Earl Skakel interviews porn stars and civilians outside Sardo's for a cell phone company. He has a crew of four.
Wankus doesn't show.
A1R3K writes on GFY that he feels sorry for the person who puts me up in Las Vegas.
