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Monday, October 25, 2004

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Nina Hartley - Porn Star Feminist

Nina Hartley writes on Nina.com:

When I was first starting to speak openly about my experiences as an adult actress, the feminist community was still openly hostile to my existence and my experience. I learned that, simply because I spoke "my truth" about sex, I was suspect as a feminist. It was very lonely, until I met up with my peers, Carol Queen, Susie Bright, Annie Sprinkle, among many others.

The emotional brutality of this rejection by women I had been raised to see as allies, and to whom I was bringing good news about pleasure, opened my eyes and ultimately set me free. I understood that, no matter from which camp they chose to denounce me, their energy was identical: hostility and fear, fueled by sexual guilt and frustration. I made it my mission to understand this fear of sex and pleasure, as it is so common.

Like Ripley smelling the alien inside the doomed scientist, I can sense it in a person who dismisses my rights so easily. I have the anger of any person who has been stereotyped by a do-gooder. Not having experienced prejudice growing up, I'm rather taken aback when it's aimed at me. I don't mean to be disrespectful of another woman's point of view, but who, exactly, does Ms. [Gloria] Brame think she is to dictate to me what I should do for her agenda?

Let her make her own safe-sex porn. I'd be happy to be the one to show how. I'm all for it. In a just and sensible society, I and others like me would be hired by the government to design and create wholesome, age-appropriate sex education to be used in public schools. Only aware people can act in ways that safeguard their health. Our administration has made it impossible to do its duty as a protector of the population. Where is Brame's doctorly outrage at that?

She should be lobbying the government to fund more sex education beyond the abstinence-only bullsh-t they dish out now. Funding for basic sexual research has been slashed to nearly nothing. The government won't use science to combat the needless tragedy of uwanted pregnancy, sexual abuse, STD transmission and the fear born of ignorance. Religion is trumping science in collusion with the government. Where is her outrage there?

I don't know of her personal feelings on this subject, as I've never met her. I'd like to say, to you, Ms. Brame, woman to woman: what gives you the notion that you can dictate to me how I should do my job? What you say feels, on the recieving end, to be nothing more or less than prudery, pure and simple. You come across the same, emotionally, as a preacher spewing fire and brimstone. A sexually radical woman, who should be an ally, is telling me that she knows better than I how I should use my knowledge and creativity.

This could be the most important thread of the year... Cross sells coming to an end?

Brad Shaw writes on JBM:

Most of us who buy crosses were contacted by Epoch and informed that we can no longer buy them as of next week. If anyone manages their chargebacks, it is us. We have been well under 100 CB's on the account that buys crosses.

Without being able to sell off the crosses off join pages, this could affect most people who send traffic to PPS programs. Epoch is not killing the cross sell yet, just squeezing things. I hope this is not the first step towards getting rid of them all together.

It looks like they hit up people who have seperate accounts that they only buy crosses on, and run no other transactions through. Looks like we can still buy crosses on our main account, but that still changes things.

About 60 posts on this topic were removed from GFY.

Jeff writes: "Perhaps time for a Luke Is Back editorial about how the industry keeps endearing itself to regulators and various blue-haired crusaders with such underhanded schemes."

XXXJay writes on JBM: "Expedia or Hotwire are just giant crossales. You book a plane ticket - then bada boom, bada bing they X-sell you rental cars, hotel rooms and trips to Disney World. With porn sites it's quite a similar concept, except I'm sure that most times a surfer gets nailed with a pre-checked cross-sale it's because they were not paying close enough attention on the signup form. To that extent, adult websites have taken advantage of this and I'm sure that the chargebacks have gotten out of hand."

Mitch Farber from Netbilling.com writes: "Imagine what would happen if you booked your plane ticket and found out that because you did not see the little prechecked box on your order form at Expedia, you now have a rental car, Disney cruise amd hotel to go along with your plane flight."

xibillx writes: "I was told they blindly shut down the top 30 companies from buying cross sales. Get your own merchant account now, or start shopping for a new job. 3rd party billing has one foot in the grave."

Webmaster Steve Lightspeed Introduces His 8yo Son Danny To GFY

Steve writes: "Meet the future CEO of Lightspeed Media... He can be very persuasive!"

Top Ten Signs You've Seen Too Many PSEs

Fast Eddie writes from first-hand experience with Porn Star Escorts:

10. The tips of your fingers are calloused from surfing the web looking for pornstar email addresses

9. After having sex with your girlfriend, you post a review on TER, and only give her a 6/5

8. You look through the ads at the back of men's magazines, going "had her, want her, want her, had her."

7. Every doorman at every hotel in your home town greets you by your first name.

6. While watching "Duckman" on Comedy Central, you start "wondering" about Bernice...

5. [I can't publish this.]

4. The only porn you watch these days are the videos you've taken of your PSE meetings.

3. The only way your wife can arouse you any more is if she's wearing 7" platform stilettos

2. After having sex with your girlfriend, before going you leave $1000 in an envelope on her dresser.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN THAT YOU'VE SEEN TOO MANY PSES...

1. While watching your best friend's family vacation video, you lean over and ask him if his wife is "available."

Jacksonlips writes on TER:

I was just thinking about this yesterday....about my vast escort and porn star experiences. I was on my way to the Lobster in Santa Monica for a business dinner. On the way I passed no fewer than 3 hotels at which I've seen providers...and I live in Newport Beach!! While in Paris, I saw a poster of Minka, who I've seen. Two nights ago, I happened to see Boogie Nights on TV. Stopped in to take a look and there was the scene with Nina Hartley f---ing that guy in her husband's bed....ahhh, the memories. And, each night while channel surfing, it's impossible to look at the porn listings without seeing names of girls I've become friendly with.

How About Some Moral Leadering?

The LF Fan Blog complains:

When I decided to hitch my wagon to Luke's serial killer van, I did so in the expectation that soon I would be zooming toward fame, fortune, and moral enlightenment in Our Moral Leader's slipstream.

Yet here I sit one year later and I swear we haven't gone anywhere. No fame, no fortune, and no moral enlightenment.

...[W]hat we get are countless stories about the sexual transgressions of rabbis. Why? Voyeurism can't be the answer. Obviously not! Our Moral Leader isn't that kind of dude. I suppose his posts are intended as moral uplift by way of demonstration of what not to do. Yet the probability that I will convert to Judaism, become a rabbi, and start having sex with 12 year olds is, at best, 50:50.

Adultfyi.com Back Up

Gene Ross's serving company went down Sunday afternoon.

Gene was uploading his site late and things kept crashing. He called his web site serving company and the owner said, "Oh yeah, we're moving. I'm sorry that I didn't give you better notice but I'm moving my location and you'll be up on Tuesday."

But the site went back up Monday morning.

'Toon porn' pushes erotic envelope online

Adult animation booming on Web, spreading to mainstream media.

Epoch Denies Prechecked Free Cross Sells To Some Clients

A pre-checked cross-sell means that when you sign up for one site, you are automatically sold a membership to another site unless you uncheck a box.

So many consumers thought they were paying out, say, $20 a month for a subscription to a porn site, only to get a bill for $60 that month for subscriptions to three porn sites.

Now Epoch, the major credit card processor for porn sites, along with other credit card processors, are cutting back on prechecked cross-sells and other things that could cause high rates of chargebacks. More than a 1% rate of chargebacks will bring down large fines from VISA and MasterCard.

Bamboozled writes on JBM:

Chris Mallick [Epocn CEO] has confirmed it. They killed off the top cross sale buying companies!! Before you think this won't level the field, think about it. If companies can't buy these, then the other companies can't sell them. Programs will finally be competing on an even field. Thank You Epoch! Partnership programs will now finally be able to compete evenly with PPS. Look for all PPS programs to drop $5.00 a signup, making partnership programs much more attractive. Watch the scammers scramble to find new buyers!

Alan writes: "I think he confirmed that for some clients they are a gone. I think he also confirmed they are here to stay for other clients. I suspect for those clients that were using them as a mainstay rather than a supplemental deal they are being turned off. It is going to force some programs to depend on affiliates again rather than relying on other programs to send them members."

Mitch Farber at Netbilling.com writes: "I personally do not like prechecked cross-sells. We do have clients using our system and doing cross-sells with our direct mode API. However, they typically do them unchecked."

Hooper writes:

If prechecked cross sales go away, webmasters will be the one who will suffer. program owners will do what it takes to maintain margins and if those margins cant be maintained with aggressive billing they'll be maintained at the expense of the webmaster. Still, regardless of what some people think, revshare programs will not be the wave of the future nor will this put them on equal footing. I'd still prefer to take $20 or $25 per sale to a paysite with no popups and no crosses then send to a revshare program where I *might* or *probably* would make more in the long run.

Jason Sechrest Asks Out Hannah Harper

Jason Sechrest is bisexual but leans to the homosexual side.

From Jason's diary on JasonCurious.com:

It was reported earlier this week that porn couple Hannah Harper and New Sensations contract performer Ben English had split. Ever since one of our mutual friends told me that Hannah had a crush on me a year or so ago, I told myself that if she ever broke it off with Ben, I would totally ask her out! She's one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life. And more than that, she's funny, she's witty, she's sweet, she's shy in the right places and she's such a woman that she just drips femininity. She is, in essence, what every gay man wants to be.

So, when she was telling me about the breakup on the phone this week, I just sort of blurted it out, unexpectedly. "Look," I said, "I know a lot of guys have probably called asking this in the past week and I'm just hoping that I will be a little different because, well, I'm gay. But I'd really like to take you out sometime. As in, a date."

I was shocked I'd actually said it, but more shocked when she said yes. I nearly ran my car off the road and my voice dropped about two octaves when I started saying things like, "Yo, yo, aight, it's all good. I'll hit you back," then smacking my head after hanging up, going, "You moron!"

She's going out of town for two weeks, but I told her we'd catch up when she gets back.

Scott Fayner Interview

Waking up just before 5 pm Friday, Scott Fayner from l-keford.com calls me.

I'd emailed him earlier in the day for an interview.

"I go to bed at noon. I stay up real late.

"I [usually] wake up around 4 PM I yell at my dog and then I walk my dog. Then I always eat something, because that's important. I'm really into Applejacks right now. I drink Mountain Dew and I eat potato chips. Then I go buy drugs and it all starts."

Which types of drugs do you like?

"Stimulants. I spend about $400 a week on them. I like coke, alcohol and weed. Speed is the worst. It's poison. It messes with people bad. Have you ever seen a girl on tweak? Their skin is yellow and they have no idea what is going on. You can easily maintain of normality and healthiness with cocaine if you do the proper things like eating and sleeping and drinking water. It's hard with speed because you can't sleep. You're running around and your jaw is going crazy. Speed always made me sporadic and crazy. If anyone thinks that my writing makes no sense now and is all over the place and weird, it is much worse when I'm on speed."

When did you last take speed?

"Nine years ago. I used to smoke it. I snort cocaine."

What has that done to your nose?

"Ruined it."

I'm remove most of the profanity from Fayner's speech to keep this interview more family-friendly. Someone has to think of the children.

"I looked it up on the Internet. If you blast two eight-balls a day for three years straight, it will put a hole in your nose. That's almost impossible to do. It always hurts in the morning, when I wake up. I would rather be kicked in the balls then punched in the nose."

What's the longest period you've gone as an adult without drugs?

"Three years. From November 1997 to November 2000.

"I quit because I was in Boston and way out of control. My roommate called my mother [who dated the protagonist of the movie Blow]. She was living in Florida. She showed up at our place. Then I went to rehab and stayed clean for three years. I was always smoking pot, but I don't even consider that a drug. That just keeps me normal.

"Then I moved to LA in 2000. I like drugs. I hate writing. I hate being so honest. People say I should be able to do what I am doing straight but it's a major chore writing the way that I do. It's more tolerable when I'm high. I can get through it.

"I'd much rather not be on drugs. But this world isn't exciting enough. If it was, there wouldn't be drugs and nobody would need them."

How would you compare life on drugs to off drugs?

"I pay a lot less attention to things when I'm straight. I'm less interested. Obviously, I'm a lot more healthy. I look better. Cocaine is all about learning things from other people. People really open up when they're on cocaine. They like to talk. They tell you things they might not tell you otherwise. As a writer, as a person who observes things for a living, you get a lot more honesty from people if they're high. Later on, they might regret it.

"Being straight has a lot more advantages in this world. I don't know about the porn world. I've gotten pretty far in this business in four years with my little white partner in crime."

How did you get into this business?

"I sent my resume to Allan MacDonnell [then editor of Hustler magazine]. I worked as Mike Albo's assistant for a year. Then I got promoted to the editor of Hustler.com. I was writing for Hustler. I did that article where I tested Jewel DeNyle's pussy mold and her.

"Then Allan got fired. Bruce [David] took over. I like Bruce but Allan pushed me a lot. I'd hand him in stuff and I'd have to redo it. With Bruce, not as much.

"Then the thing [writing] for l-keford.com came up. They offered it to me [in March of 2003]. [At LFP] I had to be at work at 9am. They expect me to work. With writing, you can't tell me when to write. If it's in me in the middle of the night, that's how I am.

"Most people would say, oh great. You've got a job where you sleep at your desk and walk around all day. I decided I could make the same money staying at home and working from home.

"This l-keford.com thing is so many hits. I bought l-keford.com in April 2004.

"Your old boss Lensman was going to buy it, trash l-keford.com, and send the traffic to adultbeat.com. I decided it was wrong if l-keford.com was gone, so I bought it. ScottFayner.com is taken by some scoundrel.

"I hear from people -- 'oh, you're riding on Luke's back.' I did the right thing. It was years ago that [Luke] had it [August 8, 2001]. A lot of people have written for it -- Wanker Wang, Martin Brimmer... Nobody gave Wanker s--- for writing for it, but everyone gives me s---. People love to hate me."

Does doing drugs help you to get closer to some of your sources?

"Oh yeah. It's a great tool for things like that. It's not about having money and power anymore with girls. It's about having a bag of white powder in your pocket. I never write about anybody doing coke except for myself. I've done coke with everybody in this business, except for you."

What have been some of the keys to your success in the industry?

"I'm honest and fair and I respect people's wishes. Same thing as with you. People say, 'Luke wrote ---- about me.' But who told him? You told him, and then afterwards felt stupid about it when he posted it.

"I think I'm a nice guy. I like to party. Everyone likes to party. I wear the same costumes as everybody else. I hope that one day somebody comes in and challenges me for my job so that I can move on."

What would you like to move on to?

"I'm writing a book about my life. It sucks. It's really hard. It's about strange weird things that have happened to me. It has no structure yet. I have a hundred pages. I went on two two-day writing frenzies of 45 pages each.

"None of it is positive stuff. It's about my weird encounters where guys try to rape me and I slip through the backdoor before I get my ass pounded. All that stuff that a mommy wants his son to write a book about."

How long have you been using drugs?

"I grew up in Newton, Massachusetts. I started smoking pot at nine. Everyone in my neighborhood was older and most kids in this country in junior high start smoking pot. Now everyone's doing speed in high school.

"I took acid at 12. Mushrooms. I never tried cocaine until college [University of Hartford in Connecticut, where he graduated in 1994 with a BA in print journalism. Then he went to grad school at Emerson College in Boston and quit.]

"My parents were hippies. After my parents split up, my dad moved to Texas. He used to run qualudes from Mexico to Texas. My dad smuggled weed in my diaper from Canada to Massachusetts.

"My mother owns some high-end furniture stores in Boston."

You had a middle-class upbringing?

"Yes. I have an older sister. She works for the mayor of Boston."

What does your family think about what you do?

"My whole family is really proud. It's almost impossible to make a living as a writer. And I've been doing it. And not just in one place. And I'm working on other things.

"At times, my mother wishes that I would move on. But I'm not going to work for Time magazine. It's not my thing."

What were you doing between 1994 - 2000?

"I chased a girl to Los Angeles in 1995. That's when I got hooked on speed. I stayed for six months and then left. I went back to Boston. I was working in nightclubs -- bartending and bar-backing. The little Colombian guys who took out the trash were all coke dealers.

"In 1997, I went to rehab. After that, I got my dog. My dog got kidnapped. I got her back. I moved to Nantucket Island. I was doing manual labor -- mowing lawns, working at a lumber yard. I worked at an animal hospital.

"I wrote for some newspapers and magazines in Boston. I went through my tortured poetry phase. I've got cases of bad poetry.

"In January 2000, I packed and drove to LA."

What's your Judaism background?

"I was bar mitzvahed. My dad was always more religious than my mom. He grew up in Israel. My dad is a Hebrew school teacher in San Francisco."

Have you had substitute father figures in porn?

"Allan was. I respected him. He's a great writer. He was dedicated to that magazine.

"I've never had a father so I was never really looking for one. I get along with my dad now but I grew up without a dad. He was banging girls three years older than me in high school, so how do you call somebody like that your father?"

Who was your first porn chick?

"The first one that I got head from was Taylor Wane during an interview at Hustler. Mike Albo's car broke down and he made me interview her. She blew me in his office. I think he got upset.

"She told me to play with myself. I was like, '---- you. You do it.' She came over and blew me."

Was it good?

"It's always good."

What was it like working for Mike Albo?

"I love Albo. He used to talk about the mandolin and bluegrass music. I could listen for hours. After I worked for him, there were two girls who worked for him. They weren't interested in ---- like that. I'd walk by and he'd be talking about that stuff. I would look at the girls and I'd feel bad for them.

"I learned a helluva lot from that guy. I was writing for his magazine every month. I have nothing bad to say about the guy at all, except for once he lost his Zippo [lighter] in his truck right behind his seat. I went down into the parking lot at Hustler with him. He wanted me to reach around and look for it. There were piles of trash. Are you kidding me?

"I said, I can't do this. I don't work for you anymore.

"Mike's a great writer."

Much of the industry hated him.

"Yeah. He told it how it was. I kinda took his attitude but not as harsh. If you piss somebody off, it is usually because you are telling the truth."

Which of your writings are you most proud of?

"I'm not really proud of the l-keford stuff. It's all middle-of-the-night. I write it and I don't read it over. I'll read it over if I wake up the next day and there are a ton of emails of people calling me a racist, I'll think, oh G-d, what did I write?

"I love the story where Taylor Rain and I ran from the cops.

"Taylor lives upstairs from me. She's moving in a week.

"l-keford.com isn't changing the world. There's not a lot of substance there. I'm not a reporter and I never claimed to be. I don't even have a tape recorder. It's more about the moment. I can make up the quotes. I have a good memory. The way people say things is often more valuable than what they say.

"Writing sucks. It's always good to challenge yourself in new ways. In the new Hustler piece I wrote, I wrote it in the present tense, which I never do.

"I'll keep hitting a nail over-and-over again because it pisses people off. I'm so not a racist but I feel strongly about all of my opinions. I catch all this s--- from black people for saying the word nigger. If you use it, I can use it. Call me a kike. I don't care. I don't take offense to that.

"It's never me saying the word nigger. It's someone like Paris Hilton saying nigger. I'm not going to say n*****. White America is way into black culture. It makes total sense to use the word nigger."

Which porn girls have you had a relationship with aside from Taylor Rain?

"I've slept with a bunch. When your values and your education and your way of thinking and your work ethic is not the same, it's hard to hang out with one. They're all nice and sweet but whether they are relationship material, I'll argue that all day."

Do you think porn girls make for good wives?

"No. No matter what anyone tells you, or what I used to say all the time, I'm totally cool if my girl is banging someone else and coming home to me, it's just work. But it's just not true. If you have any pride in yourself, there's no way you want to be letting your girl do that ----. It's more like I'm a loser for not taking care of my girl and she has to go bang other guys for money. That sucks. It's hard to go through life like that. If you love a girl and you're letting her do this, it's because you can't take care of her properly.

"A lot of these girls don't want it any other way."

Why do girls do porn?

"A lot of people think it is out of laziness or desperation or being tricked into it.

"It's certainly not a noble career. There was a moment that they had a choice and they chose porn. It probably wasn't the right decision. They were making somebody else money, not themselves. They're all getting screwed.

"There are a lot of these girls who have ruined their relationships with their parents and their friends over this."

A kind word for the people at Sineplex Entertainment

Phunhog writes: "Good on 'ya for having real trailers on your site. If I'm going to drop $30 on an adult DVD, it's nice to know what the hell is really on it. Other producers should take your cue."

XBiz World -- What's The Point?

Brad Shaw writes on JBM: "Checked out the new Xbiz one, it looks good. But why not just do it online? I never requested it, but one showed up at the office. Good thing I do not work out of my dads house anymore!"

Peaches replies: "You can make more money on a full page print ad."

Toolz writes: "I've always wondered about AVN/Klixx, etc, what's the point? By the time you get it news in there is at least 6 weeks old. This is a biz driven by day to day happenings online, what's their main purpose... a history chronicle?"

DavidD writes:

Klixx and AVN always struck me as a waste of time, as nothing more than a mouth piece for hire. I was impressed with the new XBiz publication. It has a ComputerWorld or other 'normal' I.T. publication, and was current. If they can get it to print quickly and distributed quickly it will be a quality publication worth reading. I spend a lot of time in the air, so having something quality to read has value to me.

The Rosenblatt - Fishbein Drama

AVN president Paul Fishbein and AVN advertising director Jennifer Rosenblatt were good friends for about five years. Then AVN fired Jenn earlier this year and she filed suit for sexual discrimination.

I believe Paul was happy to settle the contract part with Jenn. He likes her and wants her to prosper, but when he saw what was in her lawsuit, he decided not to settle at any cost and that he was happy to see it go to court and let the evidence come out. Don't expect any public comment from AVN.

Jack writes: New AVN management looking at getting rid of Tom Hymes. He's considered not in tune with the online industry. AVN has decreed no PLAYERS BALL coverage even thought it is the most important event around Internext.

Montana Gunn Asks Sophies Dream Girls: 'Where's My Money?'

Montana writes on TER:

On May 14th did a call for Sophies Dream girls. Since that day I have not received anything from them. It was a 2 hour gig. Now tell me am I wrong for demanding my pay? I am owed 1500 and just because they have employee problems and did they wrong thing doesnt mean i have to be the one getting punished does it?

They are telling me go here for it go there for it I shouldnt have to I worked for them they owe me what I worked for. I just dont want this to happen to anyone else I am very upset. Sophies Dream girls has completely lost all my respect just a simple phone call or some type of communication would be nice or even i cant pay you now but I can a little a time would be fine. I had and have had no communication with anyone but a few excuses in an email months back. Sincerely, Montana Gunn

PS- They finally took me off there site yesterday. At least they followed that request. Now, where is my money?

KSEX vs XXXPornTalk

Wankus writes to XPT:

To Whom It May Concern:
re: http://www.xxxporntalk.com Message Forums

It has been brought to our attention that you are using our companies name in inappropriate form. Please remove "KSEX DJ" as your avatar descriptions for users of your site. It is considered false representation listing an alias that uses our trademarked company name.

The avatar descriptions are based on amounts of posts and are as follows:
0 ADT regular
40 Sportswami wannabe
80 KSEX DJ
120 Madness Pictures former employee
175 Quasarman Wannabe
225 Kid Vegas Wannabe

Posters from 80 posts to 119 posts are listed on your site as KSEX DJs which is a misrepresentation msy directly affect our business or reputation. Please change this listing to avoid further action. Thank you in advance for your rapid cooperation in this matter. Wankus KSEXradio.com Program Director

Synchronicity

Last week my friend Travis was going over to his dope dealer's house to get a bag of weed. While Trav was sitting there, this Persian guy comes in with a little dog.

They start talking. The Persian is a pilot.

"Could you fly me up to the Van Nuys airport once a week?" asks Travis.

"Yeah. What do you do?"

"I work in the porn business. I've got to be in the Valley every week."

The Persian's eyes lit up. He got all excited. You could tell he was a freak.

He says, "Man, I've got this chick. This little stripper I've been banging from this club. She's a little dirty whore. I throat-f--- her all the time. She loves it. This girl's got a G-spot at the back of her throat. I trained her good. She works over at *****."

Travis said, "My friend owns that club. I'm banging a stripper from XXXX that loves to get throat-f---ed too."

Persian: "Her real name is Ann."

Travis: "That's really weird. My girl's real name is Ann too. Is her phone number 209?"

Persian: "0792."

Travis: "Yes. Bro, if she's your girlfriend, she wasn't last night. I've been banging her off-and-on for the last three weeks. She's a freak. I've got pictures of her. I'll send them to you."

Jackie Collins Presents

Kevin Blatt was interviewed today at the Hotel Figuroa in downtown Los Angeles for the new six-part E! series Jackie Collins which begins November 21 (about getting married in Hollywood).

As KB was walking in, he spotted two stunning women. One was the supermodel Gisele Bundchen (Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend) in Ugh boots and jeans with no make-up. She smiled and winked at KB. He said, "Hi. How are you doing?"

It made his day.

KB was interviewed for the sex tapes episode.

Gen Padova Interview

I was reading this thread. Gen Padova jumped in alleging drug use at the home of porn star Cytherea and her boyfriend Brian.

Dick Tracy, a multifaceted porn star with credits in both straight and homosexual porn, writes to Gen:

do you people have a f---ing CLUE??? why do you constantly add to the rumor mill and talk sh-t you cannot prove?it's funny,I've been thier guest at quite a few get togethers at thier house and it sure AINT f--kin scarface s--t goin on..brian is actually a smart businessman who handles his womans carreer at HER request..now as for GEN PADOVA..you're cute but remember this : DO NOT WRITE CHECKS YOUR ASS CANT CASH...there is no excuse for your constant sh--talk..

Jason Sechrest writes:

Skeeter hears the name mentioned and makes a crack, "Don't anybody bag on Dick Tracy! He's a fine performer and he made a very nice gay movie. That was a fine gay gangbang movie he made and he was good in it! Don't anybody knock him for it! I don't want to hear anything negative about Dick Tracy and his gay gangbang movie on my set!" An uproar of laughter ensues. (For the record, it wasn't Tracy getting f-cked in the gangbang. And the movie is Duke Miller's Lumberjack Gangbang, from Big Blue Productions.)

I call Gen Padova Thursday afternoon.

"It's freezing," she says. "It's only 70 degrees. I'm spoiled because I'm from California. I've never lived in the snow."

How's your health?

Gen sighs. "I haven't been to the doctor for a month. I'm putting it off."

Is that a good idea?

"No, it is not a good idea. I'm sick and tired of being told what to do when I know my body best. I've been feeling fine. He wants me to go in for a shot every week to boost my red blood cells for energy and oxygen. I know that I don't need it every seven days. I feel I only need when I feel like I need it. Him trying to convince me to do a session of chemotherapy when I've told him that I'd rather die than do chemo again."

What's the deal with your comments about Brian and Cytherea?

"Everyone knows I don't hold back. If someone asks me a question, I'll give them an answer according to the best of what I know (unless it is about someone's health or family). But if it should be of concern to the adult industry, I'm going to answer the question.

"It got to Brian and Cytherea. Brian sent me an email [Thursday night] on behalf of him and Cytherea asking if they had done anything to me to upset me to say something like that. Just let us know.

"I responded -- it had nothing to do with anything you've done to me. I was asked a question and I answered it. If I was wrong with my information, I'd do anything I could to make it up to them. I asked him to clarify the matter on the board. He didn't [address the drug allegations].

"A lot of the people in this business who use drugs to get by are in complete denial and they'll take it to their grave because they are ashamed of it."

Why do you hang out at XXXPornTalk when you get slammed so often?

"There are more people on that board who appreciate who I am because I can stand up for myself and not be ashamed. I don't use a hidden name. There are only a few people on the board who like to take hard shot at me."

Why don't you hang out at ADT?

"Because it is so huge and I can't keep up with it."

Gen does a couple of porn scenes a week. "I just started dancing yesterday. When I woke up this morning, my whole body hurt badly. It was too much exercise.

"When I get spare time, I like to hang out with my parents. I'm close to them.

"I'm happy with everything I've done. I don't think there's much more I could do to make me happier. If I have to go, I have to go. I'm so sick and tired of fighting. That's all I've had to do in my life. I'm doing herbal stuff. I'm eating healthy. No carbonated sodas. I'm sick and tired of doing treatments and being nagged by a fricken oncologist. Having to fork over a couple of thousand dollars in medical bills every month on top of my health insurance."

Are you giving up on your regular medicine?

"I have in the last couple of weeks. I'm not taking my anti-cancer drugs. I tell [her doctor] that I am, but I'm not because I don't like the way they make me feel. I'm not into the whole man-made drugs supposedly making you live longer. It just feels like they're killing me slower."

XXX-Communicated Review

Shayne Shiksa writes:

I was impressed by your XXX-Communicated book. So often I read mass-market books that are filled with typos and grammatical errors. Your book was edited well. I only caught a couple mistakes. You were very open and honest. Brave. Truthful. To be truthful, I wanted to know a little bit less about your sex life. But maybe it's because we are dating, or whatever it's called that we're doing, and I don't like to think about all the others. Of course, you could buy or rent half my sex history, so I'm not one to talk.

Chaim Amalek writes:

You know you are not going to find yourself a nice Jewish woman to settle down with so long as you are tasting hot young shiksa flesh. What's it like? Is she cool with the hovel? Why not arrange a threesome or a foursome or a fivesome through her? You know, live the life before it is too late. To paraphrase Ben Franklin, there will be time enough for davening and such in the grave.

I forgot that you once did a porn but I kid you not - I once saw your face on an old VHS porn tape in a bin of tapes in Times Square. (I was looking for a copy of a computer game, believe it or not. Don't ask - it's the 40% rule.) Anyway, with that in your resume, you are not going to be getting the girl next door, unless she has first made a detour. This girl has, so . . .

Ariana Jolle's Eastern European Adventure

Travis writes:

What you evidently aren't connecting the dots on is that RIGHT NEXT to the AVN.com article opining that performers and companies are ignoring the new recommendation that after performing out of country and out of AIM's testing procedures, performers should undergo a voluntary two-week quarantine before working here again, there is a big long article detailing Ariana Jolle's Eastern European anal creampie gangbang (53 guys strong!) and that at the end of the article she says she has to be back in the states for "a seven-guy gangbang on Monday!"

Japanese gangster arrested for cross-border pornography

A Japanese yakuza gangster was arrested Tuesday in Taipei on charges of beaming pirated pornographic movies around Asia, using Taiwan as his operating base, according to the Criminal Investigation Bureau.

Shuichi Mogi, a member of the Japanese yakuza gang Yamaguchi-Gumi, who is the president of two Taiwan companies, has been operating pornographic movie broadcasts by first transporting porno DVDs from Japan to Taiwan and then beaming them from Taiwan via the satellite channel Jwave to places around Asia, CIB officials said yesterday.

Thai doctors blame penis hacking craze on lingering polygamy

BANGKOK (AFP) -- They have been boiled, fed to ducks, even attached to hot air balloons and cast into the night sky -- when it comes to permanently depriving a cheating lover of a recently severed penis, the imagination of the wronged Thai woman knows few bounds.

Thailand has become the world centre of penis reattachment surgery, but then it has been forced to be. While not unique to the kingdom, penis severing has been honed here to its most devastating effect through a heady mixture of routine infidelity, assertive womanhood and a national cuisine that lends itself to a kitchen full of sharp knives.

The men are now fearful of a rash of Thailand's most notorious crime of passion, according to the surgeon who has stitched back many a male member for grateful patients.

Sitting in his office at Bangkok's Paolo Memorial Hospital, surgeon Surasak Muangsombot recalled how he re-attached his first phallus in 1978 and soon discovered that penis hacking was a peculiarly Thai form of sexual violence.

Since then Sweden has had three cases, the United States two -- including the notorious case of John Wayne Bobbitt who returned from reattachment surgery to star in porn films -- and one in Australia. In the same period, Surasak's team alone has operated on 33 cases and many more have been reported around Thailand.

Debbie Does Dallas Documentary

A production company in the UK working for the Channel 4 network blew through Los Angeles earlier this week interviewing people about the 1978 porn classic Debbie Does Dallas.

They were headed Wednesday to Washington D.C. to try to talk to the Buckley brother who directed the film. David Buckley, producer, now publishes a conservative newspaper in Santa Barbara.

The female stars of the film have been difficult to track down and when located, they have begged off doing interviews. Eric Edwards, Herschel Savage, and R. Bolla, however, gave long interviews, all with different perspectives on the movie and how working in porn has affected their lives. R. Bolla particularly regrets his porn participation taking him away from mainstream acting. Eric has his hands full trying to raise two kids.

The crew is headed for Miami to interview anti-porn crusader Bill Kelly, formerly of the FBI.

Cytherea's Boyfriend Brian Responds To XXXPornTalk Attacks

A few weeks ago, Cytherea's boyfriend Brian punched out Tony from Australia at Sardos during Karaoke night. Now he's getting slammed on the XPT board. He responds:

I have never made a threat to anyone. I don't condone nor do I appreciate anyone making threats to Gen [Padova] on my behalf. Fukker is obviously free to say whatever he wishes in this forum but please don't assume for one second that you have a single clue as to how Cytherea or I may respond to Gen.

When we first became aware of this thread last night, we sent a private email to Gen. To her credit, Gen quickly and politely responded to our email. Any issue that we may have had with her was solved then, privately. Thanks Gen. Gen didnt say she knew anything. She said that she had never attended a party at our house and simply repeated what she had heard. I will take up my issues with those that gave her false information. While I may not be pleased with what Gen did, at least she stands behind her statements. She is one of the few people on this board that doesnt talk sh-t while hiding behind an alias. She is there for all the world to see. You have to respect that. Lastly, violence is never my first option. Anyone familiar with any of my altercations knows that I have always been justified. I hope. LOL.

Mot quits Nana Plaza for porn stardom

Mot was hit by a car and seriously injured. It was another six months before she could return to her chromium pole at Rainbow 1. The physical scars had healed but Jim sensed that her old confidence was gone.

Recently, however, he spotted her again on a website called 88square.com. Now going by the name "Vivian Lin" she has, it seems, embarked upon a glittering new career as a porn star.

Dana writes: "Few of us get to live a life of plucking pearls out of oyster shells. But we suck it up and perservere. That is why the expression 'unsung heros'. Many people could tell stories of hardship and degradation and misery and rejection that exceed a car accident. She is lazy and stupid. No sympathy here."

Vivian Lin seems to be doing quite well for herself. Why bring her down for her past?

Nothing Prevents Performers From Breaking New HIV Testing Protocols

Scott Ross writes for AVN.com: "The unfortunate reality is that little has changed since spring - while the vast majority of the industry has abided by the new protocols, and some companies have adopted even more stringent testing requirements, there is still a gaping hole in the system that protects adult performers."

Lydia Millet Interview

Lydia has two novels coming out next year, including one about the porn industry -- Everyone's Pretty.

* How would you describe your tenure at LFP?

I was the Hustler copy editor mostly, though I also worked on other porn magazines -- Busty Beauties, Barely Legal. Busty Beauties was my favorite; it had a heartfelt evangelical feel. It was trying to bring the cult of the giant breast to the masses.

You know, we were overeducated, underpaid, and underworked. I tried to act jaded and cynical, and when that got old I went to sleep under my desk. This was before the days of the Internet in the workplace so there were limited options for time-wasting. Now and then some male staffer would make a lame attempt at some form of sexual harassment, and that would spice things up for a few seconds.

* What caused you to combine the themes of religion and porn in your novel?

Everyone's Pretty is about obsessive searches for meaning. Religion is an obvious place to look; porn isn't as obvious, but I encountered a number of people in the industry I thought were true believers. Funny thing about people: you don't have to be the Pope to take your work seriously.

* What inspired you to write this novel?

I wanted to make myself laugh.

Aria Breaks Up With Her Hubby

Aria is still married to Jack Spade but I believe she's living with Lee Stone and the muscle man has captured her heart.

Until the last few months, Aria, Jacke Spade and girlfriend Becca Brat were a threesome. They lived together and loved together. Now they've all split up.

Dan Silver Interview

"I'm directing for a couple of different companies," says Dan, a porn editor for a decade. He's also married with two kids. "Colossal Entertainment and Smash Pictures. I did my debut with Easy Prey."

We chat by phone. He's in his office at Eagle Eye Editing.

"They [Smash] gave me an interactive. I just did My Playtoy 3 with Lauren Phoenix and Selena Silver. It's a different beast than a gonzo.

"I'm directing under my real name -- Dan Silver. I just finished one for Colossal called I Cream On Jeanie."

Hasn't that name been used before?

Knockoff porn movie titles

Gangbangs of New York
My Big Fat Greek Whore
Star Whores
Laid in Manhattan
Laying Private Ryan
Pearl Harbor Necklace
A Beautiful Ass
8 Inches (Starring Eminem with a prosthetic enlargement)
Riding Miss Daisy
Porn on the Fourth Of July

"It's a departure from the typical gonzo. It hearkens back to the early '90s stuff where there was more of a scenario. It focuses on these five frat boys in a house and they stumble on this bottle and they rub it and the genies come out and they have sex with the genies.

"Lauren Phoenix. Britney Skye. Miss Monroe. Katie Morgan. Sammy Rhodes. Jayna Oso. Shy Love.

"I shot it October 6th and I turned it in October 18. It's a quirky romp. Remember Ed Wood who made those low-budget stupid horror movies? This is like that. The camera logs off. The smoke machine comes in. There's a dissolve and wha wha, the genie's there.

"There's a killer scene between Lauren Phoenix and Kurt Lockwood. To have these two professionals come off the set... They'd never worked together. They independently said that that was the best scene they had ever done made me feel good. I had little to do with that. That's between the two of them.

"My directing style is that I shut the hell up and let the professionals do their job. My job is to capture it. The less I say the better. That scene went on automatic pilot.

"Aside from the campy set-ups, once we get into the action, I'm a gonzo-style shooter. I was taught by Vince Voyeur. I edit for Mike Johns [at Red Light District]. I look at the best guys in the business and what they do. I'm not locked into a style yet.

"No condoms. I would prefer not to have fake tits, but I'm not casting. Colossal casts.

"I'm going to shoot another movie this week called Domestic Disturbance. They have cop outfits. It's going to be women police officers arresting the men and having their way with them. There was one girl they were going to bring in. I said, I just edited a scene of her's. Her boob job is so bad it is almost distracting. She's pretty and she's nasty, but if we could substitute?

"I feel I can do so much better than what I've been doing. It's one thing to sit in your edit bay and edit thousands of hours of porn. It's another thing to be on the set and to be in charge of what is going on.

"I still have to figure out what looks sexy on camera. I'm not a big fan of where the business is going and the nasty let me [verb] in your [noun] and [verb] on the floor and [verb] it up. Oooh, yeah, that's great. That's disgusting.

"I like hardcore sex but I get more aroused if the girl, before the scene, is lotioning up her body or making out with the talent on the couch even though they've never met. That's sexy because it's real. How do you transfer that into a scene?"

What do you enjoy more? Directing or editing?

"I'm so tired of sitting in the chair. This not only affords me the opportunity to get up and move around, but it also gets me out there. When I would go to AVN and the awards show, and I'd see these girls I'd edited thousands of hours of, they had no idea who I was. Now you put a camera in my hand and I'm a genius. They can't wait to hug me and kiss me and like me.

"I saw Lauren Phoenix today on a set. She was like, 'Oh, hi. How are you?' Before, she would walk right by me. I'd be like, hey, I cut that scene you won the AVN award for. And she'd be, yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't get than in addition to the photographer, the editor makes them look good.

"It's such an injustice in the business that someone like Brad Armstrong [Wicked Pictures director] can shoot a feature film in three days and then it takes me six weeks to edit it. He makes more money for those three days than I do for six weeks.

"The last film I edited -- The Collector -- is one of the best things I've done since Falling From Grace. Barring any bizarre Fashionistas coming out this year, it should win some serious awards. Brad Armstrong directed.

"It would be interesting after ten years of editing to get an AVN award. I've convinced myself that those things don't matter, but in reality, it is nice to be acknowledged for the work that you've done. You have people who come into the business as talent and then seven years later, they're in the hall of fame. I'm not taking anything away from Misty Rain, Asia Carrera, or Brad Armstrong...but at what point do all those people who trudge through all this murky media get acknowledged? It's unbelievable how mistreated the editors are. How the prices have dropped.

"That's why I had to get out. I make more money shooting one day of camera than I do a whole week editing."

How's the industry reacting to the Cal-OHSA fines?

"The ones they are going to go after are like Rob Black. The ones who are really pushing the envelope. I heard that T.T. Boy was well-known for not using condoms and for not caring about tests and going out and getting real street whores and filming them. The people like Vivid, Wicked, Hustler, Smash, Red Light, that get the tests, have the IDs... They're professional. They're not just back-alley blowbang this-is-for-the-Internet-let's-pick-up-some-girl-in-a-bar-and-rape-her. 'We didn't rape her. We paid her a thousand bucks.' Well, that's the feeling that it gave.

"At what point did slapping and spitting become sexy? I hope to shoot for companies that want something a little softer. I can't do what guys like Jake Malone, Mike Johns, do. If the scene goes there and the talent are into that type of thing, I'll capture it until it gets me uncomfortable.

"I edited a Michael Zen movie. A Vince Voyeur movie. A James Avalon movie. A Mike Johns movie. I'm flexible that I have those skills.

"Smash is putting a lot of press into this stuff. They have a big following.

"Colossal wants me to do a couple a month for them.

"The Collector is beautiful. It is lit beautifully. It is shot beautifully. There's beautiful music. It's a quality movie. Can you jerk off to it? No. I can't. Who can? I don't know. Is it going to play in every hotel in the country? Yes. But as far as hardcore pieces going out the door? How many can they sell? Three thousand? When you've got a company like Anabolic or Red Light, they're selling 6,000 pieces out the door. But they don't do a soft version.

"There's a real change in the business. Even the hardcore gonzo people are starting to do more scenarios. Pizza delivery boy stuff. It used to just start with the girl on the sofa -- hi. How are you? What's your name? How long have you been in the business? You want to [verb] a [noun]? Go.

"Now they say, let her be a genie. A cop. A secretary. We're back in the '80s. Dialogue and stuff. The talent doesn't want to do that. They want to lie on their back for an hour, get their check, and go. They don't want to sit around a set for ten hours doing multiple takes, different angles, and dialogue and pickups.

"It used to be that actresses came into our business who couldn't make it in mainstream and they became porn stars. But they were actresses first. These girls coming off the bus, they have no intention of acting. They don't have an acting bone in their body. They have oily legs and big tits.

"By the way, whatever happened to the big-titted girls? How come all the girls coming into the business have no tits or fake tits?

"Companies want their gonzos to have more story. That takes more time. Time used to equate to money. Nobody wants to pay more money. They want their product for the same amount of money. They don't care how long you spend on the set.

"The prices of editing are going down. I have a wife and two kids and a mortgage. I can't compete with some kid out of college who bought a Final Cut pro system and lives out of grandmother's garage. The stuff I used to get $1,500 to cut, they're not telling me I have to do it for $600. Quality be damned. If you give this kid $600 at the end of the week, he's ecstatic. He gets to buy his girlfriend a drink at the movies and a sixpack. I can't support my family on $600 a week.

"When Red Light District started, they didn't have that much money. I did all their movies. Vince [Voyeur] said, when we get bigger and start making more, we will pay you more. I was making $1,300 per movie. After a year, I went to Vince and said it was time to up it. He basically fired me. He hired another editor in-house. Three months later, he came back to me. He said they were so busy that this guy couldn't handle it. What's it going to take?

"I was asking for $50 more per scene? From $1,300 I went up to $1,500. He begrudgingly said ok. He said, by the way, we now want behind-the-scenes. I said fine. We want a trailor. I said ok. A couple of months later, he said, now we are doing bonus scenes. Instead of six scenes, it is seven. The bonus scenes used to be a 15-minute BJ, no big deal. Then he started doing full-scenes. So you're editing an extra scene. They expect it to be free.

"Instead of making one master and a back-up copy, then they wanted a third copy for their foreign guy. Every time I run a copy through my system, that's two-hours-and-20-minutes of time. Dion said to me, can't you run it at night?

"I said, so if I go to Kinkos and tell them to run my copies at night, I shouldn't have to pay for them because I'm giving them the paper and they're running it at night?

"I said no. It is still my time, my machine, my air conditioning, electricity. Now they're up to eight copies. One with a watermark. One without. One for cable. That's over 20 hours."

But you don't have to work during that time? You can just push a couple of buttons and walk away?

"Yeah. But I can't work on anything else while that is going on. My system is being used. I'm not a duplicator. If you went to a duplicator, they're probably charge you $100 per copy. That's a $1,000. And they're getting people to do it for free. I finally said, I am not going to do it for free. I could take those three days and cut somebody else's movie."

Do you still cut for Red Light District?

"I only cut for Mike Johns who happens to have a distribution deal with Red Light.

"I refuse to join the race for the bottom [in pricing]. I did the same thing with Hustler. I insisted that they start making their product better. I wrote them a letter:

* If you are going to use two cameras, this is what you have to do.

* These are the elements I need.

* I need more quiet on the set so I am not doing hours of audio work taking out the director's voice. Whatever happened to 'Quiet on the set!'? These people carry on phone conversations while the camera is rolling. Do you know how stupid that looks to put moans and groans in in post? Then they have the nerve to send it back from quality control with a note that says her mouth was making an aaah and you put in an oooh. I want to say, go to hell. There's 20 minutes of the director talking. If I miss one aaah from an oooh, blow me. That's ridiculous. How about the guy shuts up and we let the girl moan and groan.

Duke: "Who are the best and worst directors to edit?"

Dan: "The best directors are the ones who have sat in the edit bay. There's a whole new confluence of directors coming in because the video cameras are so cheap and they haven't spent one minute in the edit bay. So they have no idea what cutaways they need and what shots fit together.

"I don't want to edit anybody else's stuff other than my own. They're not paying me now to edit. They say that the money they give me [to make a movie] includes the edit. We don't care how you edit it. I say, what? That's two separate things. I'm shooting and I'm editing. OK, I'm going to shoot it so that it is easy to edit. So I spend less than three hours on a scene. Four years ago, I was spending a week editing a scene for James Avalon at Metro. Hundreds and hundreds of cuts in a scene. You can't beat off to it. It's cut, cut, cut. Look at how much we can cut in non-linear."

MTV-style.

"Exactly. You need a sustained shot with rythym and motion in my view."

Then what is the purpose with all these MTV-style cuts?

"It's directorial masturbation. It is -- look at how many cuts we can make. Michael Ninn, same thing. Michael Zen. With all the effects, make-up, hair, wigs... I think people have lost track of what people want to see. That's why gonzo is so popular. That's why POV (point-of-view) is so popular now."

The Internet features neat little scenarios like Bangbus, probably the most successful POV line. That's what people love.

"So they can put themselves in the picture."

Who are the most expensive editors?

"I hope that it would be me. It used to be me.

"I had one company who paid me $6,000 to do a feature. I called them and said I needed the check. They said, ok, but we need a trailor. I said, that wasn't included in the price. They said that if I included the trailor in the price, they'd get me a check tomorrow.

"I said that sounds like extortion. That's pornographic of you to do that. But, I need the check, so I'll do it. I came home and told my wife that story. She said, you call them back and say absolutely not. You're a professional. We can wait the week.

"So I called them back and refused. I asked them for $500 for the trailor and they ended up paying me [in full] a week later. I'm never going to work for that company again."