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Chaim Amalek, our correspondent in Manhattan.
Hayley
Rivers Bored With Porn
Hayley Rivers writes:
I am rapidly becoming bored with the adult industry. At first, everyone
seemed nice enough and the deals were straightforward. Now it seems
that every other producer I meet wants sex in exchange for putting me
in their movies. "If it's worth it to you, I have a little offer..."
they begin. Frankly, it is not worth it to use my body as a bargaining
tool to be in a movie. It would seriously mess with my mind to do so.
So that's it. If I get any straightforward offers through my agent,
I will consider them, but no more going to see producers.
I have not experienced more satisfaction lately than in compiling research
for a book (not my book). I swoon before statistics, charts and graphs,
in a world where my curiosity can be well sated. I meet with government
branches and get anwers to intellectual questions. They look me in the
eye. They can tell I've done my research. They don't ask if I'm wearing
panties under my business attire (I'm not).
I just hate wearing panties. Sometimes I wear them, sometimes I don't.
When I am at home typing at the computer (like now), I am usually naked.
I love fashion, but I hate wearing clothes, if that makes any sense.
And now that I live alone, it is no problem to be naked most of the
time.
Going,
going...
Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins stumbles during a fashion show at Westfield
shopping centre in the Sydney suburb of Miranda yesterday, snagging her
dress on her shoe and losing the lot. While her modesty was saved by a
g-string, she immediately scurried off the stage.
IRS Coming Down Hard On The Escorting Business
Agencies like Nicis Girls under scrutiny.
LT writes: "I guess the same thing that happen to Ginger Lynn some
years ago will happen to Jenna Jameson real soon. When you write a book
where you brag you made $17,000 for 3 scenes or that you where doing $2000/$4000
a night, six days a week for 1 1/2 year or that you were doing $300,000
per week-end dancing (I guess I should say $150,000 since she was with
Nikki Tyler so they probably were 50/50) and that now you get 500 new
suscribers every day...that's just calling for it and those guys at the
IRS will turn their big eyes on her and will find some...errors in the
booking."
Warrant
For Trisha Uptown Issued
Comment from Trisha's publicist Jennifer Leigh: "At this time we
have no idea what is really going on and have not had the chance to consult
with Don Goo films or the attorneys. But as all of you can see this is
about the most ridiculous thing."
The Blount County Sheriff's Office is dedicated to ``preserving the
Christian way of life in Blount County,'' said Chief Deputy Ron Dunn,
and has already investigated the Walland store for possible violations
of the law.
The only violation that turned up after a series of undercover investigations
was an incident of indecent exposure at a public party sponsored by
the store earlier this summer. A warrant was issued earlier this week
for a woman with the ``stage name'' of Tricia Uptown, Dunn said.
``The reality is we'll probably never take her into custody,'' because
her whereabouts are unknown. In response to inquiries about citizen
protests against the stores, Dunn said: ``It is certainly your right
to protest,'' but cautioned concerned citizens against disrupting traffic
or causing safety issues.
Gray also said citizens who attempt to photograph or videotape customers
entering or leaving the store should ``be careful about how you use
it,'' for fear of libel, slander or other liability concerns.
Bridgette Monroe Interview
Bridgette calls me back Wednesday night, September 1.
Bridgette: "Why do you want to interview me?"
Duke: "Because that is what I do for a living."
I wonder if Bridgette was on the cover of Harris Gaffin's book Hollywood
Blue. No, that was Tami Monroe.
Bridgette: "I heard the charges got dropped against Kobe. Cool."
Duke: "When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew
up?"
Bridgette: "I wanted to be a Price is Right model."
Duke: "What did your family expect of you?"
Bridgette: "They just expected me to get married and have kids,
because I didn't do that well in school. My mom taught me to cook and
clean. That the only way I'd make it in life was by getting married. I
was very smart. I just hated school."
Duke: "Did you finish high school?"
Bridgette: "I got kicked out three months before graduation for
not going. I got caught drinking a few times. I got sent to [a disciplinary]
school for fighting and drinking. I was a bad kid.
"I was a good student if I liked the class. I was a bad student
if I wasn't into that subject. I loved math and history and English but
I thought the rest of the stuff was bulls---."
Did you have much experience with pornography growing up?
"When my mom had a boyfriend, I used to look at his Hustler magazines
when I was a kid. I always dabbled in sex. I lost my virginity at 15.
"I was playing around with a little girl called Carrie when I was
in kindergarten. She was Cher and I was Sonny and she'd lie on top of
me. I don't know how I knew about sex at such a young age, but I knew
about it."
Did you grow up with a single mother?
"She always had boyfriends and husbands. She never married my father.
She married some guy I don't remember and left him. She's still with my
stepdad [second and last marriage for Bridgette's mom]. She got together
with him when I was about six."
How do you think it affected you psychologically for your mother to have
all these different relationships?
"It affected me. I didn't see her a lot when she was separated from
my stepdad and she was working at a bar and she had a bunch of boyfriends.
It affected me that we moved so much. I went to 14 different schools growing
up.
"That's why I had such a hard time with school. Every time I'd make
new friends, we'd have to move.
"I was a latchkey kid, so I drank when I came home from school.
I got in the liquor cabinet and I drank and watched cartoons. We moved
about once a year all over Southern California."
It must've been hard keeping friends.
"Yeah. It was tough. It was tough moving in the middle of the school
year. It was tough making new friends. I became the class clown while
my step brother became the introvert.
"I couldn't break that cycle. When I moved out of the house, I moved
a lot."
Did any of your mom's boyfriends take an aberrant interest in you?
"I don't recall. I blocked out a lot of my childhood. I think it
had a lot to do with why I ended up into the movie business. Why I ended
up having sex at such a young age. I was looking for somebody to hold
me and to love me. When my parents were home, my mom and my stepdad, they
weren't very nice."
Did you have a relative or anyone in your childhood you could count on?
"No. My parents were still young. It was hard on them back in the
'70s to raise two kids and be married at such a young age. Back then,
you were allowed to hit your kids. Everybody has seen kids getting whacked
in restaurants all the time."
You were hit a lot?'
"I was."
So was I.
"See. You grew up in the '70s. That's how you were raised then.
We were good kids when we were in public, weren't we?"
Yeah. I'd get hit by [] and I'd go flying across the room.
"Yeah. I remember those days. But now, I get along so well with
them. The parents that they are now, I wish they were back then."
You had a step-brother with you much of the time.
"Yeah, but we didn't along. I drank a lot and partied a lot and
he didn't. He wanted to be in the Navy. He's still in the Navy. I just
wanted to party and have fun. I never thought about tomorrow.
"Those dreams of being a Price is Right girl faded as I got a little
older. I've always lived for today and never thought of my future. I never
thought of going to college.
"I started as a dancer at age 20. Selena Steele came in. She was
featuring. I became good friends with her. She said I had to meet her
friend Clive McClean. He wanted to shoot me for Hustler. Then, at 22,
I started doing movies. I loved everything about it. I loved the family,
the tightness, everything I didn't get as a child. I'm not talking about
the sex part.
"I started in 1988. I left in 1991 for a boyfriend. I came back
in 1993. I left again in 1995 for another boyfriend. Then came back a
few years after that and I haven't really left. I did my last movie about
five months.
"It's harder for me to get parts now. I'm a little older. They want
the new girl. I do a lot of MILF [Mom I'd Like to F---] stuff.
"Guys want to date a porn star but they don't want to have a relationship
with one. I know why people date within the industry. Or they get boyfriends
who don't want to work. They become "webmasters." I can't do
that. If I'm going to have a boyfriend, I'm going to want him to pay half
the rent or support me."
Bridgette's main friends in the industry are Karina, Stelena Steele,
Amber Lynn and Tony Tedeschi. "Most of my friends are not in the
industry. They don't even talk to me about porn. I like it better that
way. Otherwise you get burned out. When I first got in the business, everything
was about porn, and I burned out."
What do you love and hate about being in the porn industry?
"I love being in front of the camera. I love acting. I love sex.
I love a lot of people in the industry. I don't like that it has changed
a lot. I don't like that they don't treat us as good as they used to.
I miss having scripts. I miss doing features. I miss having make-up artists.
They used to pay us for boxcovers. There used to be only one girl on the
boxcover. Now it's, oh, there's my arm.
"I don't like it that anybody in the world who has a camera can
be a director and know nothing about the industry. I wish the girls would
honestly go to college while they're doing it. Because when you turn around,
you are at my age, and then what?
"I went to college for a little bit to be a paramedic but I couldn't
pass the firefighting test. I had these big boobs. It was hard. You had
to run and carry a heavy load."
Stevie's a paramedia and she says she'll never get to do that now that
she's done porn."
How did you react to this year's HIV crisis?
"It scared the crap out of me. You think it can't happen to you,
but it really can. Look at everybody who keeps getting chlamydia and stuff
and it keeps going round and round.
"I know for a fact many [porn] people don't have protected sex in
their personal life. A friend of mine had unprotected sex with a couple
of [18 yo] porn stars. That they [the women] never wanted to use condoms.
He also says that they want him to make love to them. He says, I'm dating
a porn star. I want the porno version.
"He just got something from one of the girls.
"I've had money thrown at me to do gangbangs, and I just won't do
it."
What's the longest relationship you've been in?
"Five years. We never married. I was engaged twice. If the right
guy came along, I'd definitely be monogamous. I'm too old to settle."
Has working in the sex industry affected your view of men?
"No, but it has affected me relationshipwise. The reason I didn't
get married both times is that it is hard for me... I start fantasizing
about other people. I think I was getting bored. I was used to having
31 flavors. I was having vanilla every day. No matter if you put chocolate
and nuts on top of it, it is still vanilla. Even if you bring girls home,
you've still got that vanilla there.
"I'd love to be in a monogamous relationship, which I was, but I
got bored."
How have your friends from childhood reacted to your porn career?
"One of my friends from high school, her boyfriend got a hold of
one of my videos. She got mad at me. At Christmas time, I went home. I
went out to check the mail and there were videos of me in the mailbox.
It was a small town.
"Back in the day, when people found out you were a stripper, girls
would shun you and guys would want to f--- you. But they didn't want anybody
to know. Now, if you don't do porn and you're not a stripper, there's
something wrong with you. Now there are a thousand girls in the business
and they all want to be the next Jenna and there will never be another
Jenna. Ever.
"Savannah could've done it."
Did you know a lot of porn stars who killed themselves?
"Megan Leigh. And Cal Jammer. I did a lot of scenes with him.
"Are you trying to figure out what to ask me so I will put my foot
in my mouth again? I'll probably never get any more work after this interview.
"Four things I try to live by: I try not to lie, cheat, steal or
gossip."
Top 10 Adult Sites
Lensman
posts to GFY:
According to PC Data last week. Note that some, like ARS, are more than
one site.
1 smutserver.com
2 adultrevenueservice.com
3 karasxxx.com
4 porncity.net
5 amateurpages.com
6 cybererotica.com
7 lightningfree.com
8 sexshare.com
9 amateurfreehost.com
10 erotism.com
Which Side Are You On? The Panty Lines Are Drawn
Chaim
Amalek writes from New York:
Susie Bright - Traitor To Her Orientation?
From Salon
1997 :
Bright's own sexual banquet has been a multi-course affair. After shaking
off the chains of Catholic school indoctrination, Bright ended up in
San Francisco in the early '80s, where she fell into the sex toy business
and the world of avant-garde lesbian erotica and journalism.
In 1984, Bright became the chief editor of On Our Backs, the pioneering
magazine "for the adventurous lesbian." She later became a porn critic
for Penthouse's Forum magazine and the editor of the annual "Best American
Erotica" book series, as well as a "sex consultant" and collaborator
on such films as "Erotique" and "Bound."
In 1995, Bright moved to Santa Cruz, Calif., where she teaches "The
Politics of Sexual Representation" -- or "Porn 101," as she calls it
-- at the University of California campus there.
Bright, who is 39, lives with her 6-year-old daughter, Aretha, and
her long-time companion, whom many are surprised to discover is a man,
Jon Bailiff.
Rob Spallone vs Guenther of Lowdown Productions
Guenther emails Duke:
If you want you can call Rob and confirm with him that we and he agreed
to settle the matter very soon agreeably for both parties...and can
you take the story off the site? We just want to continue where we left
off without any further irritations...
I get a call back from Rob Spallone at 5:30 p.m.
Duke: "Did you settle with Guenther?"
Rob: "Who told you that?"
Duke: "Guenther."
Rob: "He never spoke to us. There's no agreement about anything.
If he wants it to stop, he can pay $5000. Delores is not giving him the
music. Nobody is giving him the releases. He screwed my credit. It's going
to cost him. He's not a man of his word. He wanted to buy me out of the
warehouse. I left the warehouse. They asked for all the movies. I gave
them all the movies. He can write anything he wants on the Internet. He
didn't talk to me. He wasn't man enough to talk to me."
Revitalizing Porn
Chico
Wanker Wang writes on AdultDVDTalk.com in reply to director Guy Capo:
I don't mean to be disrespectful, but all I'm getting from your post
is a my-way-or-the-highway, I'm-here-to-revolutionize-porno horsesh-t
I hear from people time and time again who have no clue about the business
side of things from a distributor and supply & demand standpoint. All
the distributor's care about is one thing: When I buy something from
a company, will the stores carry it and sell it? Or better yet, if I
don't buy from the company, will my buyers purchase it from another
distributor because demand is so great?
Here's a little clue: It's the logo that sells. The branding of the
company. Even if I think I'm a good director doesn't mean jacksh-t to
the average Joe who buys my videos. They look at the brand. Sure, a
few scant people may look at my name on the box and purchase it, but
overall it's the company's logo and their reputation that creates demand.
If I went to Fat Dog tomorrow, guess what? I will sell Fat Dog's measly
numbers. That's a fact.
I don't have delusion's of grandeur that I'm so important that it's
my name that sells. It may help, but it doesn't in the overall grand
scheme of things. And neither do you nor anyone else once a company
is established. So the best thing for you to do, if I can give you advice
like you've given us, is to create movies that will 'revolutionize'
porno to the point it sells so well people will flock to your way of
thinking, however vague it may be. After all, I suppose you are the
true artist in a world of the cookie cutter bullsh-t director.
One thing I learned when I was at Film School "honing my writing, directing,
and filmmaking skills" is that change comes from within, generally from
those who take chances with rich creativity radically altering the way
we look at things. Change will come. That's inevitable. But guess what?
Sex is sex is sex is sex ... the lone jackoff still has to be able stroke
to it otherwise it's absolutely worthless regardless of what anyone
says.
James DiGiorgio writes:
this business is, and always has been, distributor-driven. no offense
to the many fans who participate in this site, but for the most part,
your opinions don't matter. the jizz biz is NOT a true, consumer-driven
industry. it should be, but it's not. perhaps when more buyers begin
reading fan-based sites like this one--assuming innovation is something
the fans truly want to see and they vocalize that desire in their commentaries--and
the buyers/distributors come to believe innovation equals profits, then
you'll see some innovative changes; and they'll be mandated by the distributors,
whether we're talking pieces or cable sales. do you guys really believe
cookie-cutter formulas are so common because there's only a very, very
few--new or old--who are capable of doing anything that's unique or
different?
Mike Enriquez (ASF) Arrested For Identity Threat
Montana Gunn's ex-boyfriend who ran Adult Star Fantasy and lived in Las
Vegas. He is charged with stealing the identity of his mother (and some
of her money) and of his brother.
His mom was warned about this two years ago.
It's not the first time Mike has been charged with this crime. He's in
jail now.
The FBI was looking for him.
How
Will Porn Be Revitalized?
2Big writes:
Drawing on Thomas Kuhn's The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, we
can say that the porn industry went through a series of Copernican Revolution
over the past 30 years or so. For example, the shift from porn theaters
to video tapes. Or, the emergence of Gonzo, people like Ed Powers, Max
Hardcore, etc.
These revolutions usually happen when the old stuff is played out and
stagnant. I think we are at such a point now. The current porn output
is boring as hell: same old same old. What will be next big thing in
porn?
James DiGiorgio writes:
the industry is splitting in two...if it hasn't already done so. the
majority of companies will continue to produce all-sex/gonzo content.
in order to compete, they will have to find the hottest girls willing
to participate in freakier and more circus-like content. production
values in most of this sh-t will decline--if it can decline any further.
this will represent the bottom of the market with more and more producers
competing with more and more other producers for the same market share.
many of these producers will flourish, but at the same time just as
many will fall on their faces. they will continue spending less and
less on their productions and will invent newer and newer ways to exploit
the same content. for instance, two movies with five scenes each equals
ten blowjobs which will be released as a new BJ title. this is what's
going on already. it's like the pork industry who has found so many
ways to make revenue off of every f-cking ounce of every f-cking pig.
the other half (and I don't say "half" to mean 50% of the companies,
but "half" in terms of the rest of them), will exploit the feature,
feature-like, and soft-core markets. these markets require better production
values, greater production costs, and more expertise in making them.
currently, cable outlets and foreign cable buyers are becoming more
and more selective in what they're willing to purchase. you've probably
heard about charge-backs killing a lot of the internet guys? well, that's
happening in the pay-per-view and "soft" markets as well. it's becoming
harder and harder to sell an all-sex/gonzo tape to cable simply because
it has a "soft" version. they want more for their money-- better camera
work, lighting, sound, stories, etc. since so many directors and producers
in the all-sex/gonzo markets don't have the skills to make product that
meets the ever-more demanding criteria of cable and pay-per-view buyers,
they will be unable and/or unwilling to risk their declining budgets
on this sort of fare. i look for many more opportunities in the soft
markets... many of them growing even softer as evidenced by late-night
on Showtime and DirecTV and elsewhere. In these productions no one's
actually f-cking, much less f-cking in the ass and that sort of thing.
this will lure some truly hot talent who will be willing to get naked
and press skin, even though they won't actually f-ck.
Director Guy Capo writes:
Distributor integrity...The distributors make a concious decision to
stop buying crap, no matter how well disguised it's recycled condition
is, nor how cheaply it's being offered. Poor production values, make-me-sick
carnival acts and freakshows, mindless cookie-cutter methods, and amateur
hour productions are no longer tolerated...They simply won't be bought
by a new breed of distributors who have a true desire to raise the quality
of the marketplace. The companies with the most integrity survive, and
the weak ones die off...reducing "Porn Valley" to "Nudieville" in about
a 90 day time period. The companies with the best productions, more
than happy to produce more, sell more, and expand their marketplace,
will fill any and all gaps on the store shelves with a better quality
version of what was available before...Hence, the marketplace never
suffers a drought...God knows, it's supersturated itself to the point
where NO REPLACEMENTS are even needed at all.
Will the prices go up? Maybe...This is where my lack of experience
works against me. Perhaps the companies that survive the natural attrition
will be able to keep distributor costs the same, while making it up
in new volume. Maybe the cost to the consumer will still have to go
up by $5, but I think this thread proves that a mild increase in retail
price would be worth the improvements seen in the end-product.
Ultimately, "Nudieville" hits a growth spurt, another GOLDEN AGE, if
you will, and becomes a haven for budding artists who bring more to
the table than the current motley crew can keep up with. These are visionary
people who understand that competing in the new marketplace means being
more professional, not more amateur. Amateur is so 90's...When will
porn outgrow it? I know "gonzo" porn is the original "reality TV"...this
industry started a billion dollar approach to entertainment a full decade
before mainstream caught on...Isn't it time we move on now ouselves?
Final word...The distributors hold all the power. Until they understand
that you can make more money selling less product with greater value,
we will all continue to suffer through this horrible cycle we are in.
Problem is, most distributors care not for the product, consumers, or
integrity of the business at all, and simply want the lowest cost per
unit you can give them. In their eyes, the consumer will pick from whatever
is on the shelves, regardless of quality, integrity, or value. But value
is something that is created by the producers, and justified by the
increase in quality. Value isn't about price...it's about quality.
Chico "Wanker" Wang replies:
Won't ever happen, Guy. Distributors in general are not concerned about
raising the quality of their product. Rather they are concerned about
raising the quantity of their profits. Completely understandable in
a market where it's all a number's game. Without those $2 - $3 cheap
tapes marked up 500%, a bookstore cannot survive. After all, are they
only going to sell $49.95 new DVDs from premium companies? Distributors
buy based on demand not perceived quality.
In nearly every scene I see (and I only watch gonzo), the scene starts
either with the girl walking up stairs, and/or standing with her ass
in a highly gluteus exaggerated position, and/or some stupid interview
consisting of (your name, your age, what are you here for), and/or some
stupid played out set up we've seen a million times and/or a girl introduces
herself while stripping talking about how horny she is. I won't name
names but sometimes I get bored by the same thing over and over again.
I did a test with a handful of DVDs sometime ago. We tried to figure
out who the director of the video was. And we couldn't do it. If you
cannot tell stylistically or personality-wise who directed the video,
the video better have some super hot girls who are pushing the boundaries
of their sexuality otherwise you're gonna have some serious problems.
The consumer is going to consider it generic and that's the worst situation
for yourself (the director) and your company. After all it's all about
sex. And sex ain't going to change.
I watch so much cookie cutter stuff (and I'm just as guilty as the
next director), that I get jaded too. I'm not trying to bust nuts but
this is why I consider directors like Mike John, Joey Silvera, Jules
Jordan, Jonni Darkko to be directors I love to watch. After all, though
it doesn't work everytime, their works are inspired and confident.
I only truly respect the work of those I can't duplicate. I only truly
respect the work of my peers who can do what I can't do whether it be
the visuals, the vibe, or the mood. I could do without the other 90%
which all looks the same.
It strikes me as funny when I get a DVD from a director who hawks it
as an unbelievable piece of never-before-done porno when, upon watching
it, I think of it as pure garbage. Cause if it isn't about the directing,
then you better have unbelievable girls nobody else has. Otherwise,
who cares?
Before I knew anything about the industry, the only movies I'd buy
and jack off to were Leisure Time, Overtime, and Vivid comps. Why? Cause
I got 4 hours of f-cking to flog the dolphin with for $10. I was too
poor/cheap to buy anything else (I never rented). And it worked. sh-t,
if I had more money, I simply would've bought more comps. Most people
out there could care less about the technical merits of the video. They
just want something to jerk off to. Most of the people there aren't
porn fanatics.
James DiGiorgio writes:
For the most part, the ONLY new and/or emerging technologies porn is
insterested in embracing are those that either cut costs or become required
to use. A few examples:
DV vs. analog cameras (broadcast quality video from a miniDV camera
that cost a fraction of the purchase price of an analog camera yielding
similar quality and requiring the operating skills of a monkey)
DVD (everything for less--replicating, artwork, warehousing, storage,
shipping)
Non-Linear Editing systems (quick and easy editing on systems that
now cost a fraction of what comparable linear systems and earlier NLE
systems cost with minimal learning curve)
Hi-Def (soon to be a requirement of pay-per-view and cable broadcasters)
Melissa Lauren: 'I don't understand what's the big deal
with the word whore'
From
XXXPorntalk.com:
By definition, a whore is a girl that f---s for money. That s what
we do in porn, no need to call us actresses. I ve never seen anyone
acting good in porn. Come on, lets call a horse a horse. And a whore's
a whore. I'm one. And every girl should be proud of being a whore.
Nautica Thorn Interview
MrWeb@MrWebReview.com writes:
WASHINGTON, DC (AUG. 31, 2004) -- Adult star Nautica Thorn is well
on her way to porn superstardom with a regular weekly show on Spice
TV and guest spots on Playboy TV.
She's been the award-winning star of several hot films, including Sakura
Tales 3 and Invasion, directed by Evil Angel's Jules Jordan.
Doing what she said was one of her first and most in depth interviews,
Nautica Thorn talked with mrwebreview.com about liking girls on film
more than guys and growing up on Asia Carrera films. The entire interview
is available here.
A few excerpts:
Q. Have you been surprised at how well received you've been in this
industry and how quickly you've become a sought after performer?
"Yeah I am. I don't know. When I went back home in Hawaii, people knew
who I was and I was kind of freaked out. I couldn't really react because
I had my parents with me. I walked in the mall and people were whispering."
Q. I have never seen you do anal. Why? Is that in your future?
"I'm thinking about it. It's either going to be exclusive on my website,
which is what I'm going for. I tried it in my personal life and it just
killed me. I was really drunk. He put it in and it really hurts. No
sh-t on the couch so that was good. I'm very clean person down there."
Q. Think Kobe did it?
"No I don't. Kobe has a really pretty wife and he can get any ass,
so I don't think he would have to rape a girl. I can see where his cock
could've been really big and stretched her, I can see that."
Q. Anything scare you about the industry?
"Just the diseases. That would scare me. In this industry some people
do make up false tests. My pussy is very sensitive and doesn't like
condoms. I have reactions to them. That wouldn't' work. So I guess that's
good for the guys, huh?"
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JD writes: "Nautica Thorn is easily the most beautiful chick in
porn today. And those tits - perfect! I didn't like her in any of the
RLD stuff I saw clips of (I just don't like much of what they do over
there) but she is excellent in the Teens for Cash scene she did. If you
like her at all, I urge you to see this shoot - she takes on the two older
pervs at once and, although she overdoes the "little girl talk", it is
a very hot scene."
A Star Is Porn
Dan Ackman
writes for the Wall Street Journal:
In 2000, Mr. Grdina and Ms. Jameson started Club Jenna Inc., a company
that produces videos and Web sites as well as managing the Web sites
for other adult stars. Not the types to sell and tell, they won't say
what the business makes. But Mr. Grdina does claim that they sign up
500 new members every day. Members pay anywhere from $8.50 to $35 a
month to view videos, and more to purchase merchandise. The company
also distributes films on video and DVD. Mr. Grdina says that Ms. Jameson's
movies (in which he now co-stars) sell 100,000 copies on average, much
more than the run-of-the-mill adult film, which does well to sell 5,000.
(On the other hand, such films might be shot in a single day. Ms. Jameson's
recent productions, according to Mr. Grdina, took as much as 12 days
to film.)
Ms. Jameson's individual star is rising as her industry sinks into
the twilight of porn's age of innocence. Icons of an earlier era like
Bob Guccione and Al Goldstein have fallen on hard times. Mr. Guccione,
the founder of Penthouse, has lost his Manhattan townhouse and his Hudson
River mansion to creditors. Mr. Goldstein, once the publisher of Screw,
is on probation and is reportedly penniless.
While the Internet was supposed to usher in a heyday for pornographers,
in fact it has driven the price of still pictures of naked people to
historic lows. This trend has made it harder for even Hugh Hefner to
make a buck: Playboy Enterprises hasn't earned a profit since 1998,
and its share price has been cut in half in the past year.
The Plight of the Porno Publicist
Carly
Milne writes on her site pornblography.com:
August was one of those trying, challenging months that made me wonder
what sins I'd committed in a past life to have to go through what I
was going through. Hell, at one point I was starting to wonder what
sins I'd committed in this life to make me have to endure such trials.
It started out with a trying day. I told myself tomorrow would be better,
but soon I was expanding that timeline to assuming the following week
would make it all go away. One week turned into two, and by week three
I understood that this would last the full month no matter what I tried.
The best laid plans failed. Communication was misconstrued and ignored.
People hurled threats and insults at me that made me both lash out and
retreat depending on the day or time of day. I dealt with too many ugly
people. Not ugly in appearance, but ugly in persona. Slowly I became
more and more drained as the days wore on. I'm trying to remember specifics,
but they all seem so distant to me now thanks to long hours and countless
projects on the go.
I'm closing the door on my August. The chapter has been written, but
I want to burn it and move on to the next rather than rewrite.
Hollywood Interracial
Speck Snyder writes on RAME:
I just saw that film ''TRAFFIC'', from a couple years ago,on cable.
This was a big hit,and received many good reviews. Michael Douglas'
character has a daughter, that becomes a drug addict. She becomes so
addicted,that in one unexpected scene,she is letting this black guy
f-ck her lily white pussy,to get her drugs. My dick instantly got hard.
This brotha was slinging dick to her proper.Anyway this got me thinking.
Does anyone know of any other mainstream films,that actually include
interracial sex scenes.Monsters Ball was one, Can you think of any others?
Count Orrlock writes:
My personal favorite is "Storytelling." Here's a complete list from
a racist website. Knock yourself out :) Some of these may not contain
sex scenes. They're just interracial couples. If the movie is rated
R or unrated, there is probably a sex scene.
2004 Dawn of the Dead--Mekhi Phifer & Inna Korobkina Executive producer--Armyan
Bernstein (Jew), producer--Richard P. Rubinstein (Jew) Interlude in
Black--Ivan Rogers & __________ Director--Ivan Rogers (negro)
2003 Country of my Skull--Samuel L. Jackson & Juliette Binoche Writers--Antjie
Krog & Ann Peacock Holes--________ & Patricia Arquette Director--Andrew
Davis, writer--Louis Sachar (Jews) Marci X--Damon Wayans & Lisa Kudrow
(Jewess) Director--Richard Benjamin, Writer--Paul Rudnick (Jews) Pieces
of April--Derek Luke & Katie Holmes Executive producer--Caroline Kaplan
(Jewess) Thirteen--____________ & Evan Rachel Wood Writer/Director--Catherine
Hardwicke
2002 Far From Heaven--Dennis Haysbert & Julianne Moore Director--Todd
Haynes (homosexual Jew) Just a Kiss--Taye Diggs & ___________ Director--Fisher
Stevens (Jew) The New Guy--Jerod Mixon & Sunny Mabrey Director--Ed Decter
(Jew) On-Line--Harold Perrineau, Jr. & ____________ Co-writer & director--Jed
Weintrob (Jew) Undercover Brother--Eddie Griffin & Denise Richards Director--Malcolm
Lee (negro)
2001 The Brothers--Bill Bellamy & Julie Benz Writer/Director--Gary
Hardwick (negro) Save the Last Dance--Sean Patrick Thomas & Julia Stiles
Director--Thomas Carter (negro) Storytelling--Robert Wisdom & Selma
Blair (Jewess) Writer/Director--Todd Solondz (Jew) O--Mekhi Phifer &
Julia Stiles Director--Tim Blake Nelson (Jew)
2000 Crime and Punishment in Suburbia--Jeffrey Wright & Ellen Barkin
Producers--Pamela Koffler, Sara Rose, Christine Vachon & Dara Weintraub
Finding Forrester--Rob Brown & Anna Paquin Director--Gus Van Sant (homosexual)
Kin--Isaiah Washington & Miranda Otto Writer/Director--Elaine Proctor
Me, Myself and Irene--Tony Cox & Traylor Howard Executive producer--Tom
Schulman (Jew) Shaft--Mekhi Phifer & Elizabeth Banks Director--John
Singleton (negro)
1999 The Annihilation of Fish--James Earl Jones & Lynn Redgrave Director--Charles
Burnett, writer--Anthony C. Winker (negroes) A Day in Black & White--Harold
Perrineau, Jr & ___________ Writer/Director--Desmond Hall (negro), Producer--Jon
Gold (Jew) Life--Bokeem Woodbine & ______________ A Murder of Crows--Cuba
Gooding, Jr. & Ashley Laurence Producer--Cuba Gooding, Jr. (negro) The
Rat Pack--Don Cheadle & Megan Dodds Director--Rob Cohen (Jew) Raw Nerve--Mario
Van Peebles & Nicolette Sheridan Director--Avi Nesher (Jew)
1998 He Got Game--Denzel Washington & Milla Jovovich Director--Spike
Lee (negro) Ringmaster--Michael Jai White & Jaime Pressly Director--Neil
Abramson, Writer--Jon Bernstein, Producers--Brent Baum, Gary Goldstein
& Jerry Springer (Happy Hannukah) There's Something About Mary--Keith
David & Markie Post Co-writer--Ed Decter (Jew) U.S. Marshals--Wesley
Snipes & Irene Jacob Producers--Arnold & Anne Kopelson (Jews)
1997 Boogie Nights--Don Cheadle & Melora Walters Producer--Lloyd Levin
(Jew) Jackie Brown--Samuel L. Jackson & Bridget Fonda Producer--Lawrence
Bender, executive producers--Richard N. Gladstein, Bob & Harvey Weinstein
(Jews) One Night Stand--Wesley Snipes & Natassia Kinski Producer--Robert
Engleman, co-executive producer--Richard Saperstein (Jews)
1996 Freeway--Bokeem Woodbine & Reese Witherspoon Writer/Director--Matthew
Bright, executive producer--Oliver Stone (Jews)
1995 Othello--Laurence Fishburne & Irene Jacob (NOTE: While the story
is Shakespeare's, it should be noted that the director, Oliver Parker,
is married to negress Thandie Newton, which could explain why this version
of the "Moor", like so many others, is simply a gutter negro.) Showgirls--Dewey
Weber & Elizabeth Berkley Waiting to Exhale--Michael Beach & Kelly Preston
Director--Forest Whittaker (negro)
1990-1994 Pulp Fiction (1994) Ving Rhames & Uma Thurman Producers--Bob
& Harvey Weinstein, Michael Shamberg, Richard M. Gladstein & Lawrence
Bender (Jews) Jungle Fever (1991) Wesley Snipes & Annabella Sciorra
Director--Spike Lee (negro) White Lie (1991) Gregory Hines & Annette
O'Toole Director--Bill Condon (homosexual), based on the book by Samuel
Charters (negro)
1980-1989 Bird (1988) Forest Whitaker & Diane Venora I'm Gonna Git
You Sucka (1988) Clarence Williams III & Eve Plumb Director--Keenan
Ivory Wayans (negro) A Fight for Jenny (1986) Philip Michael Thomas
& Lesley Ann Warren Director--Gilbert Moses (negro), executive producer--Robert
Greenwald (Jew) North and South II (1986) ___________ & Kirstie Alley
Under the Cherry Moon (1986) Prince & Kristin Scott Thomas Director--Prince
(negro) The Quiet Earth (1985) Pete Smith & Alison Routledge White Nights
(1985) Gregory Hines & Isabella Rossellini Co-writer--James Goldman
(Jew) Death Wish II (1982) Laurence Fishburne (et al.) & Robin Sherwood*
Producers--Menahem Golan & Yoram Globus (Jews) (NOTE: This is the only
film I've found so far that depicts negro-on-White rape, and it should
be noted that the gang consisted of both negroes and Whites)
1970-1979 Good Luck Miss Wyckoff (1979) John Lafayette & Anne Heywood
Director--Marvin J. Chomsky (Jew), based on the book by William Inge
(homosexual) The Marriage of Maria Braun (1979) Greg Eagles & Hanna
Schygulla Co-writer & Director--Rainer Werner Fassbinder (homosexual)
The Man who Fell to Earth (1976) _________ & __________ Executive producer--Si
Litvinoff (Jew) Mandingo (1975) _________ & ___________ Director--Richard
Fleischer (Jew) Blazing Saddles (1974) Cleavon Little & Madeline Khan
(Jewess) Co-writer & Director--Mel Brooks (Jew), co-writer--Richard
Pryor (negro), co-writers Norman Steinberg & Andrew Bergman (Jews) Together
for Days (1972) Clifton Davis & Lois Chiles Story by Lindsay Smith Gas-s-s-s
(1971) Ben Vereen & Cindy Williams The Great White Hope (1970) James
Earl Jones & Jane Alexander Writer--Howard Sackler (Jew)
1960-1969 100 Rifles--Jim Brown & Raquel Welch (1/2 Bolivian) Producer--Martin
Schwartz (Jew) The Story of a Three-Day Pass (1968) Harry Baird & Nicole
Berger Writer & Director--Melvin Van Peebles (negro) Guess Who's Coming
to Dinner (1967) Sidney Poitier & Katharine Houghton Director--Stanley
Kramer (Jew) The Long Ships (1963) Sidney Poitier & Rosanna Schiaffino
A Taste of Honey (1961) Paul Danquah & Rita Tushingham Co-writer--Shelagh
Delaney
1950-1959 Island in the Sun (1957) Harry Belafonte & __________ Director--Robert
Rossen (Jew)
Seka Interview On Pervert Radio
Paul at Pervertradio.com writes:
If you missed Seka live, you can re-play her interview on demand. (yes
it's free)
We had a great 45 min interview with porn legend Seka this evening
on PervertRadio.com To re-play the interview; -www.pervertradio.com
-click Listen Now -click Listen to Archives -click Tuesday Aug 31st
Show (left click starts stream, right click to save)
This is the first in our series of interviews, Legends of Porn.
Goliath are unreliable, think about shopping elsewhere...
Kyle writes on RAME:
I had three movies on backorder with them from the past six months.
Dirty Letters, St. X-Where #01, and Personal Touch 3.
Well, well, someone (Goliath) was bought out. New owners claim records
of only one purchase, PT #3 (You pay up front with Goliath, they have
walked with my money) ... even though the film is listed as available,
I was simply given a refund credit without any offer to actually send
the movie.
I can sympathize a tad with new ownership and the situation, but I
basically got ripped and it would seem to me a new owner buying that
franchise and business name would assume any and all outstanding debts.
They bought Goliath. Therefore, I think it accurate to say I have been
royally screwed. f-ck 'em, I won't hang on this, but I would think the
IAFD would want to rethink from time to time who they take sponserships
from, i.e. from companies that take your money and send no product,
for whatever reason.
Jerk offs at Goliath, screw you. Choke on the $30, you've lost far
more than that in the long run (I spend about $200 per month on porn
movies, 80s classics).
Brown Bunny blowjob most likely fake
Boxflex writes on RAME:
First of all the clip available online is not of this movie. I am surprised
how many people do not use their eyes and common sense and see the clip
features another actress from the movie Guardami.
Anyway on to the Brown Bunny.... First of all this has to be the most
boring movie ever made! I can't believe this moron got hollywood to
finance this crap! The blowjob scene was shot with his pants open but
unusually close to his dick. No one opens their pants to get a blow
job them spends all that time making their fly does not open too much
and their pants does not drop down a little. The dude spent half the
time with his dick in a death grip that covers most of his dick then
as soon as his hands moved Chloe quickly replaces his hands with hers.
You never see his "dick" without the hands carefully holding it in place.
This was a strap on so he had to keep his pants almost thightly closed
to hide the harness and he also had to keep his hands on this fake dick
so it did not start popping on and off his body in an un natural way.
This guys has no respect for the audience trying to pass off a fake
like that.
VH1 Interviews Kevin Blatt
For a new special on the Cameron Diaz topless S-M tape. KB, the former
publicist for Red Light District's Paris Hilton tape, turned the interview
into a Paris Hilton plug fest. He had all these posters for the DVD "One
Night in Paris" on the walls behind him during the interview.
Lowdown Productions Sputters
Rob Spallone, a former partner in Lowdown Productions with Mike Davis
and Guenther, leaves me a message: "Rob Spallone paid the [approximately
$1800] American Express bill. Guenther backed out. The movies [four] are
not to be released. They have Ron Sullivan on the movie boxes as keeper
of records. Ron Sullivan did not sign a model release. Myself, Jim South
and Jim jr, Bill Diehl, are in the movies. He does not have releases for
us. Whoever is planning on buying and releasing these movies will have
a problem because there are no releases and no keeper of records.
"I spoke to Guenther's partner Mike. Mike wants nothing to do with
him. I feel bad for Mike. He lost a lot of money. I wish he would've listened
to me. Guenther thinks he can make all kinds of deals.
"I just spoke with J. from Sin City who was trying to deal with
Guenther. I told her the guy is full of it.
"He has to re-edit the movies. Take us out of them. Re-edit the
boxes and art work. Take Ron Sullivan's name off.
"Everyone in the business knows that the most important thing in
these movies is the paperwork so the government can't f--- with us. Guenther
started a company and he can't get nothing right. He can't get a salesperson.
Good luck."
I call Rob. "I spoke to J. yesterday at Sin City. She's not going
to deal with Guenther. He's trying to sell the scenes. He says if he sells
them, he'll pay off the bill [that Rob says Guenther agreed to pay weeks
ago].
"J. didn't know nothing. She asked for a sign-off on the music.
They called Delores (Ron Sullivan's wife). Delores didn't give them anything.
It's not their music either.
"I spoke to Mike. He wants out. He lost $50,000. They were supposed
to pay the bill. They didn't. Guenther takes the loss.
"I shot four [lesbian] scenes today. First scene was Nakita Kash
and some brand new 40-year old."
Guenther emails:
I have to wonder why you print stuff on your site you know is not true...
1. Now I am the one who started the company? I was Mike's silent investor
who brought me into the deal he wanted to make with Rob.
2. Mike only invested the 37,500 as I did initially which has been
on this site a few times when we bought out Rob.Rob even quoted it.
3. Mike was the one who didn't want to pay off the last bill...I wanted
to do it 2 weeks ago but ultimately couldn't force Mike to write any
company checks...I would only do it out of my own pocket if I would
walk with the movies which Mike and I are still discussing...which would
amount to dissolving the company and split the assets.
4. Rob told me twice and Mike yesterday he doesn't even want to be
in the movies anymore and he would prefer to not have the bill paid
so he can withhold the couple of model releases he still owes as the
producer of the movies.
Old vs New Movies, Stars?
Bridgette
Monroe posts to TER:
My question is do you prefer the ladies and the movies now (gonzo)
compared to say 10 years ago? And if so why? The reason I am asking
is because Karina and I are starting our own production company and
I want to know what the real porn fans want to see.. Also do you prefer
the new girls to the older girls?
Fast Eddie writes:
I prefer the product from the mid-eighties to early ninties. The production
values were generally higher, so the ladies had great clothes, make-up
artists and hair-stylists to make them look super-hot. It raised the
lady to that of a fantasy object. Not to mention the lighting and cinematography,
which I also think were better.
These days I think the fantasy aspect has shifted away from how the
girl looks to how extreme the sexual activities she's willing to perform.
Where once it was the long red fingernails, the covergirl makeup and
the 6" cum-f-ck-me heels that made guys drool for a particular woman,
now it's the Ass-To-Mouth, DP's, gagging, double vaginals, et. al. that
most guys will never experience in real life that gets their attention.
I'd bet that if Jenna Jameson came along today instead of when she
did, she'd never reach the almost-mainstream celebrity status she has.
Plus, back then condoms were a rarity, which as has been demonstrated
in a recent post here is something most guys really prefer.
As to my preference for the pornstars from that era vs. the current
crop, I prefer the old-school ladies for mostly the same reasons as
above. Plus, I think because they were fantasized about because of their
looks, I believe they were more aware of how they appeared on film.
Amber Lynn always impressed me as someone who knew exactly how to position
her body to make the most of the camera angle... for example, while
getting f-cked missionary-style she always pointed her toes to make
her calves and butt look their best. Your buddy Selena Steele is another
good example of someone who always knew where the camera was.
I used to say I hated gonzo, but in retrospect, that's not entirely
true. John Stagliano and John Leslie have done a lot of quality work
that could be considered gonzo. I think the product being produced today
that combines the best of both worlds is the stuff from Private. While
not as extreme as Rob Black's kind of porn, it's certainly a lot nastier
than most big-budget studios like Wicked and Vivid, but with at the
very least the same production values and ladies as hot or hotter than
theirs.
What's the deal with a director who hires a big-busted pornstar and
then films the whole scene with her lying on her stomach getting boffed
doggie style??? What's the sense of that? I swear to God, I could direct
porn better than 90% of the guys who are doing it for a living... and
so could most real fans. I think the average porn fan, since it's something
he enjoys, knows what turns a guy on much better than a guy who sees
himself as a failed mainstream director, doing porn to make a buck but
filled with bitterness. Or even worse, a guy who thinks of himself as
an "auteur" and tries to get artsy-fartsy with a f-ck film.
Andrew Blake started out making super hot porn vids, (Night Trips,
Hidden Obsessions) but then got a swelled head and degenerated into
music-video syyle fetish stuff that appeals to a limited audience.
Bridgette Monroe writes: "Eddie, I love what you wrote and I think
it would be great to so some features like the old ones and do my gonzo
the way Seyomore did his. I don't want violence in my movies. I do want
anal and fun stuff like that but make to where it looks like the girls
really like it. I hate seeing a girl in pain. It does not turn me on."
Feel Jesse Jane
Mike South writes:
Robbie Williams writes about it in his new book "Feel", he begs an
unnamed girl for onscreen sex while shooting his music video, where
he reportedly is in bed with two porn stars. Well here's the scoop it
was one porn star, and I have it from very reliable sources that the
porn star was none other than Jesse Jane, the other girl was an unknown.
The music video was shot about a year and a half ago.
Porn Star Flakes
James DiGiorgio writes:
I heard Bridgett Kerkove has a rule: The girl is five minutes late
and she's fired. Good for you, BK. You have the right idea.
Last week I was shooting (two scenes booked) and the first girl flaked
and then her replacement flaked. Yesterday, out of 4 girls booked, two
flaked and had to be replaced. The result? I worked a 16 hour day that
should have been a ten hour day. Last week I spent my entire f-cking
day on a set to shoot one f-cking scene. and got paid for one f-cking
scene! The company I worked for was paying $100 an hour for the location.
We spent four hours waiting for no-shows. That's $400 down the tube
in addition to the time wasted. I'm going to start publishing a flake
list. I've had it.
The pic is Lexi Mathews. She's back. She's a cute as ever. She didn't
flake.
Search Engine Traffic
From JustTraffic:
There's two ways to attack a problem--from the front and from everywhere
else. When it comes to traffic generation, if you have the money and
the resources, you can launch a full frontal assault traffic generation
campaign through the USUAL SUSPECTS of traffic generation:
Paid advertising
Affiliate programs
PPC search engines
Costly SEO campaigns (specially for heavily saturated keywords and search
terms)
Branding campaigns
etc etc
However if you don't have money but have a lot of time and dedication,
you can attack the traffic problem from the backdoor. Also, if you HAVE
money but don't like wasting it on saturated traffic generation schemes,
you can also try backdoor approaches.
The backdoor approach I write about today is the use of ESOTERIC undersaturated
keywords.
Specifically, building TONS of pages that cater to information that
is esoteric (ie., not highly searched but still searched by surfers).
A short list of esoteric topics are:
obscure celebrities
obscure musicians
little known historical sources
out of print books
etc etc
These items all share the same attribute--they are sought by SOME people
SOME of the time. By compiling a MASSIVE list of these pages and rewriting/adding
on to/updating/indexing existing OBSCURE sites that cater to these topics,
you can easily create a RIVER of traffic.
When dealing with this type of traffic, make sure you advertise a HUB
interest site in all your obscure pages. From this HUG site, filter
by age/age restrictions, and then upsell them to your adult dating/gambling/adult
sites.
Search engine traffic flows from the surfers' interest. Shoot for the
easy battles--the little streams of traffic and aggregate this to a
HUGE MIX of traffic.
All it takes is time, motivation, and dedication. You CAN do it. You
can also contact www.webmasterlabor.com for cheap affordable text and
support services to help you process HUNDREDS if not THOUSANDS of such
pages.
12
Questions With Jesse Jane
8. What are three things would you like to see changed (be it positive
or negative) in this industry, tomorrow, a week from now, or a year
down the road?
Jesse Jane: I would like to see it more mainstream, classier and higher
budget with better quality films. I would like it not to have such a
negative connotation / association and for it to be more accepted.
Ranking The Modeling Agencies
Sportswami
writes:
Well since I am trying not to insult anyone yet got tons of pent up
agression (cutting grass with a pissy lawnmower will do that to you.)
thought I would give my two cents on the Modeling Agencies that I have
had either the pleasure or displeasure of dealing with. (Note; World
Modeling and Nasty Modeling are not on this as I have yet to deal with
them more than once)
LA Direct Models: Perhaps overall the best modeling agency in the biz
right now. And not just because they are my sponsor... they got their
sh-t together. You got the business duo in Derek and Mike Sullivan who
deal with the gigs, and getting the girls their on time. And Hannah
is great at getting the young ladies press, smothing over problems with
media and owners. Add to the fact the fact they have over 60 female
models (Kami, Ariana Jollee, Charlie Laine, Shy Love, Jezebelle Bond,
Jamie Brooks, and Roxy Jezel to name a few) just gives them a lot of
pull.
Spiegler Girls: Love him or hate him, he gets his girls work and makes
sure they are not flaking or getting lost. Has some top quality talent
(Kimberly Kane, Katja Kassin, Lola, Melissa Lauren and Jazzmine) and
is more geared towards getting the girls work than publicity. Still
a bulldog to work for or against and give him credit for doing a good
job.
ASS INC: Joey Serio gives the gals the service of having their Internet
site built by the company and run by the company for free. While he
mainly deals with either very young talent or unknown talent, he focuses
on getting the girls known and is very reliable from what I have heard
from promoters.
Cherry Modeling: Not big on them at all, some of the women they promote
on their site are not with the company at all, and they never get their
ladies publicity. Probably one of the worst to deal with of all time.
Modelgig: With AMADude, at least calls were returned even if things
never panned out. Now half the talent nevers hear from this ownership,
they don't return phone calls to the press, and most gals who are on
the site never get work via them.
Cam Smith Modeling: Good agency to deal with, but basically deals with
only g/g workers. Still very professional from what I have heard from
some people, others say he plays favorites with the girls. I have had
no problem with him as he is reliable when I deal with him.
Liberty Network: No Comment.
Exotic Star Models: They seem very cool to deal with, though some in
the biz have compalined to me that they talk bad about other agencies.
Either way they have competent women in Stacy V, Dawn and Shelby runing
the show.
Basically if I were recomending talent about an agent my list would
go like this 1) LA Direct 2) ASS Inc 3) Spiegler 4) Exotic Star Models
The other two I mentioned I wouldn't even waste my damn breath with.
And Cam Smith is strictly I believe a g/g management.
New Magazines for Black Men Proudly Redefine the Pinup
From
The NYT:
In the pages of King, a bimonthly men's magazine for the rims, bling
and sneakers set, one thing is prized more than a taut waistline and
a pretty face, shapely legs or a perky bosom: a large behind.
"That's what our readers have come to expect from us," said Datwon
Thomas, King's editor since it began publishing three years ago. "They
want to see the thick girls, the girls with " Mr. Thomas, a 29-year-old
married father of two, stammered here, searching for a description that
would work in the pages of a family newspaper, "with, you know, a big
backside."
Don Lemmon, Asia Carrera Returning To Mainland
Don Lemmon writes: Living it up over here with the ever so prego wife.
We are moving back though. After researching educational standards here,
we can't send our child to school on the islands. We all know Asia is
a Mensa brianiac and had gifted schooling, well, I was one of those wasted
minds in the regular system. I want, so does she, the best and it isn't
offered here. We will miss it, but we gotta do what we gotta do, eh?
Porn
star Papillon On MySpace
She's recovering from surgery and a cold.
New York Times Bestows "Dr"
On Sharon Mitchell
No longer do you need to get your PhD out of an ad in Rolling Stone.
Nick Madigan at The New York Times will bestow one upon you.
I emailed him: "Why on earth do you call her Dr Mitchell and why
on earth do you say she earned a PhD in human sexuality? Do you have any
idea where she got her "PhD" from? She does not even have a BA..."
He replied: "People who earn Phd's carry the honorific "Dr." It's
as simple as that."
Even if they buy them from Rolling Stone? Even if they come from a non-accredited
institution?
Dr. Phil Feathers writes:
You know it's bullsh-t title. I know it's a bullsh-t title. Still,
people who you think would know better are fooled by a lab coat. Too
bad nobody ever takes the time to ask the good doctor a few simple questions
like:
1. Did you have to pass the Graduate Records Exam to enter your Ph.D.
program?
2. Did you write a dissertation? Was it published?
3. Was your dissertation reviewed by an examining committee?
4. Did your professors hold doctorate degrees from accredited universities?
5. Did you ever write a dissertation proposal?
6. Where can one view your dissertation?
7. Did you have to defend your dissertation?
Cost of having sex
with a Girlfriend Calculator
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I
can remember my last blowjob like it was yesterday
Actually it was six years ago the day before I got married. Sex then
was four to five times a week. Now I have a four year old son who sleeps
in my bed with my wife more nights a week than I do. Sex now maybe once
a month. Triple that for vacation sex. I have noticed that the rate
goes up for a short period of time but drops off quickly when large
purchases are made (house, Landrover, shopping sprees, new floors, etc).
I am thirty eight, not happy, and slowly methodically plotting my way
out. I always love the look in the eyes of my friends who say that won't
happen to them.
My wife was a frigid, shriveled bitch. Before we were married, we had
plenty of sex, but as soon as we passed the six month mark after our
wedding, she stopped being interested. My wife only f-cks when she "feels
sexy." Translation: when I give her jewellery. She is just a withered
old bag at the age of 35.
My wife reached a point where she only uses sex to get something, and
she doesn't happen to want anything at the moment.
On Having Standards
At Work
Porn star Keri Windsor: "When I'm having sex I'm in my most vulnerable
state. I'm naked, and I just don't see how I can be anybody else other
than who I am. So when it comes to sex, I have sex with them how I would
have sex with them at home, as long as the person I'm with, which is very
important, to pick somebody whom you have a sexual attraction to or that
you have a personality attraction to like their sense of humor, somebody
who makes you laugh, who you flirt with. I will never have sex with anybody
I don't want to have sex with."
I know Jesse Jane is down to earth, but "frequent farts"?
Felicia Fox points out graph two of the press release:
Digital Playground, determined to differentiate Jesse's site from the
plethora of adult sites, offers members exclusive photo and video content
from Jesse's personal and professional life, including detailed looks
at Jesse behind-the-scenes. Additionally, Jesse will make frequent farts
during her scheduled chat time; she will interact with her fans via
a live video stream instead of the standard typed interaction offered
on other sites. In an effort to keep the site personal and real, Jesse
will update her diary daily and personally respond to her email.
How To Make Love Like A Porn Star
Mike South writes:
1. Arrive late for your date, or maybe not at all, but if you don't arrive
at all I guess you can't f-ck, thus negating the purpose of the book..
2. Complain...about everything, the time being too early, or too late,
it was too hard to find, whatever.
3. Hand your musician boyfriend the keys to your car.
4. Complain to the make up artist, tell her how dto do your make up because
only you know how to do it right, bitch that red lipstick is out.
5. Strip.
6. Complain that you're cold.
7. Demand more money.
8. Ask for the Director, then get told he isn't there because he is far
too much of an artist to shoot sex scenes, his assistant does those, he
only directs the dialogue.
9. Oral ? I thought that's what the fluffers do.
10. Reverse Cowgirl.
11. When the assistant director says cut, tell your co-star "Get the f-ck
off of me"
12. Complain, because your partner doesn't have wood, or is doing caverject,
or smells bad, or has bad breath, or his penis is too small, or his penis
is too large.
13. When it's time to resume tell your co-star to get it up himself, you
aren't paid for that. 14. Mish.
15. Doggy.
16. Pop Shot--Hurry up, and don't get it in my hair or my eyes, then dodge
it as though it were highly corrosive acid.
17. Pose for stills.
18. Cuss out P.A. for being late with baby wipes.
19. Ask producer when he's hiring you again.
20. Call musician boyfriend, who doesn't answer.
21. Complain.
22. Cry.
22. Get High with Behind the Scenes Cameraman.
23. Hitch ride home with Costar.
A few funny quotes of the Israeli Olympic commentators
Alex
writes on GFY: The Israeli 1st channel is known for making a lot of
"Bush type" quotes, and here are a few I translated for you: Opening Ceremony:
"A great delegation from Argentina with the soccer team which won the
Copa America" - The commentator forgets that Brazil won the Copa America
"Here comes Brazil... with their soccer team" - Commentator forgets
the Brazilian soccer team didn't make it to the Olympic games.
"A small countryin Africa with 160,000 citizens" - Commentator doesn't
realize there are actually 16 million citizens in Ivory Coast
"Looks like there are a lot of Greek fans in the stadium" - Yael Arad,
Female commentator
Judo:
"Arik is very static, except for when he moves" - Yael Arad explains
the complexity of judo.
"Now only 2 minutes left in the fight, even less, 2 and a half minutes"
"Arik Zeevi wants the gold medal, so does the Dutch"
- Commentating the fight for the bronze medal Swimming:
"Here is Mladen Tapavacevic (sp) from Serbia and Herzegovina"
- The commentator making up a state
Basketball:
"We're having a great tournament... Even the games which weren't very
high in quality, supplied a high quality of play"
"Carlos Boozer, who's playing for Cleveland"
- The commentator, not aware that Boozer was drafted to Utah
General:
"That was a very strong kick" - Commentator who's used to commentating
soccer, can't get used to handball commentating
How to block traffic from Israel
DirectFiesta
writes on GFY:
Just got a few chargebacks ( like going 3 months back), and all are
from Israel ( 81.218.234.90 and others). I have only one other CB in
the past year , and it was a stolen card.... I know I could use the
re-write module, but I don't remember exactly how.... OK, I know: google....
9th US Circuit Court Case Ruling Could Impact Adult Webmasters
In a decision that could expose U.S.-based Web sites to free speech
laws of other nations, a federal appeals court found that Yahoo could
not escape legal action in France for violating a French ban on the
sale of Nazi-related items.
A divided panel of the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals concluded
that U.S. courts did not have blanket power to block foreign countries
from enforcing their laws against Web sites such as Yahoo. It was the
latest chapter in a case that has tested Internet free speech rights
in unsettled legal terrain.
KRL
writes on GFY: Basically this decision exposes everyone operating
web sites in the US to the Internet laws of foreign nations. Not a good
court decision for our sector especially.
Clive 'Barely Legal' McLean Battles Cancer
Mike Albo writes on AdultStarsNews:
"Just received the following from an LFP insider: "The cancer's in
his brain and on his liver and one kidney...his motor skills are already
damaged. I heard that Erica [Clive's wife] is asking people 'to think
positive and give back positive love to the universe so he can survive.'
They're also investigating homeopathic and herbal treatments."
Sad Ginger
Lynn Story
Mike writes on RAME:
Ignoring the potentially-sad "Hedgehog Gate" story for a moment...
..doesn't she sound just a little crazy about all the other stuff?
Crazy for a 40-yr-old porn chick, I mean. Every time we hear from her
it seems like she's droning on about the past, about Traci Lords, about
her about-to-explode acting career before the busts, etc. Courtney Love
sounds lucid in comparison. And is she really going to premieres with
her son? I didn't see her passing by Joan & Melissa, but my eyesight
is poor.
I'm not picking on her- I know being a porn chick gets you a "pass"
on crazy behavior, but come on! I never listened to this ksex sh-t because
frankly it doesn't sound too exciting. Guess I've been missing out.
Amber Lynn and Ginger Lynn on radio... I can't imagine the thrills.
Does anybody really listen to this stuff? Aren't there any starlets
getting f-cked up on Vicodin or something? Why not just put on a radio
show about me updating my Quicken categories?
Back to the Hedgehog... can someone fill me in on the 20 or so women
he allegedly raped? Is this a story that's been going around for years?
I'm not old-porn-savvy, so I don't have a clue. What would the cast
of "The Surreal Life" have to say about this?
Distressing evidence of the Coarsening of American Culture
Mickey Kaus drove from Los
Angeles to New York for the Republican convention:
Crappiest Interstate Experience: Missouri, the perennial winner. Choppy,
narrow highway flanked by tacky commerical billboards. Some of them--e.g.
"Got Bra Problems?" or "Yucko's Poop Scoop Service"--may have been subtle,
NEA-funded performance art.
Distressing evidence of the Coarsening of American Culture I: Even
big Interstate highways are no longer decent, family-friendly places,
thanks to the proliferation of giant lighted signs advertising the "Adult"
and "XXX" bookstores along the side of the road in several Heartland
states. "Mom, what does three X-es mean?"
Distressing evidence of the Coarsening of American Culture II: Country
music, traditionally thought to be on the right-wing side of the culture
war, has begun to incorporate hip hop elements--or, rather, to self-consciously
and somewhat pathetically ape the corrosive, materialistic playa' machismo
of the imagined ghetto while pretending to maintain an adversarial stance.
Kevin Blatt Has Sunday Breakfast With Gary Kremen, Lyra
Haley River's
Real Tickling
I just got back from a half-hour shoot for www.realtickling.com where
a very naughty doctor and nurse spent half an hour tickling me from
head to toe and using a vibrator on me until I came. The thing is, I
was strapped down completely: arms, legs, torso. And they found my super
ticklish spot, which really got me. They said they never had a patient
like me before. You see, I am SOOOO ticklish that I scream and cry,
I just can't take it!!! Somehow I still enjoyed the whole process. There
is a good feeling that comes with being totally exhausted...
Where is your super ticklish spot?
Well...other than inside my thighs, my stomach has got to be my most
ticklish spot. I LOVE having my feet tickled. It makes me relax, whereas
having my stomach tickled makes me tense up and scream!
The Brown Bunny
David
Poland writes:
My short review of the "rediscovery" of The Brown Bunny has been the
same since last year. People won't wait 120 minutes for a blow job.
People will wait 90 minutes for a blow job and will spend their idle
time waiting doing the work of the alleged filmmaker.
Here is my recommendation. Take your $20 for tickets and $15 for concessions
and take your date to a better dinner than you had planned. Get her
to perform oral sex on you. Perform oral sex on her. Engage in vigorous
intercourse. When you're done, talk about your first love or your first
pet. Cry if you can. Send Vinnie a thank you note. Believe me. that
time will be far better spent and you will take away far more meaningful
memories.
KB's Line of the Night
Kevin
Blatt writes on GFY:
Well once again I got in a bit of a drunken stupor and had a lot of
hot chicks around me- When I was talking to some of the cutest little
22 yr old chicks, a hot , smoking girl entered the room and caught my
eye. She was 26 college educated, and really sharp She began to tell
me how many degrees she had, what Law School she is attending currently....
She even knew where Najaf is.. impressive, she watches the news...
I kept glancing over at the young chicks I was speaking to earlier
and she says to me " I see you checkin' those girls out, don't you like
me?" I then replied... " I am really sorry, but smart chicks are like
Kryptonite to me baby" then excused myself. So how did I end up? I am
sitting here drunk typing to you lonely morons aren't I? sometimes you
win, sometimes you lose... damn, it's Saturday and no pussy.
Benc writes: "Penthouse has some good letters this month."
Free Speech Coalition Weighs in on New 2257 Regulations
Friday
August 27, 2:01 pm ET
CHATSWORTH, Calif., Aug. 27 /PRNewswire/ -- In response to Attorney General
John Ashcroft's announcement in June that the U.S.C. Title 18, Section
2257 adult material record-keeping and labeling law is being expanded
to include the Internet, Free Speech Coalition has submitted comments
to express our concerns about the new regulations and their application
to this new medium.
Drafted primarily by Board of Directors' member and First Amendment attorney
Reed Lee, with assistance from Board Chairman Jeffrey J. Douglas, the
23-page document outlines in detail the constitutional infirmities and
practical difficulties in the proposed regulations.
Beginning with the impropriety and unfairness of a retroactive effective
date for the proposed rules, Lee outlines seven main points in making
the argument that these new policies are unjustly burdensome on protected
expression and on members of FSC who produce it.
One of the key issues as these regulations apply to the Internet is
the definition of a "producer" of content and the requirement that "secondary
producers" also keep original records. As Lee points out, those who are
not a primary producer should not be required to keep extensive records,
particularly since this issue of secondary producers has already been
litigated in Sundance Associates, Inc. Reno, and was decided contrary
to these rules.
On a constitutional note, Lee says, "the volume and complexity of those
records will very likely chill the willingness of many to republish material,
thus limiting the reach of constitutionally protected expression." The
record-keeping requirements themselves are described by Lee as "unclear
and too burdensome." At the very least, he points out, records should
be allowed in digital form as the massive paperwork anticipated by the
regulations would overwhelm many smaller companies' ability to comply.
As drafted, the rules are less than clear on this point and also require
that records be kept for an inordinate amount of time. Reflecting the
concerns of smaller, individual Website owners, Lee also makes the important
point that requiring the name and physical address of the custodian of
records to be disclosed is a threat to privacy, and exposes producers
to identity theft and stalkers.
Concerns about the propriety of inspections of records at the times and
intervals specified in the new rules are also articulated and recommendations
are included which would protect individual rights and clarify the intent
of the requirements.
On Set With Rob Spallone
I drive up to Str8-Up Studios at 11a.m., Friday, August 27. Rob is talking
loudly on his cell phone to German entrepreneur Guenther, who emailed
me earlier today:
"The company was supposed to pay it as it was a company credit card
and Mike is still evaluating his options...I never had a problem with
paying this last bill...but I am not the only one making decisions regarding
the situation."
Rob has given Guenther until Monday to pay the bill.
There have been no talent meetings at Str8-Up Studios for months. The
last one was supposed to be in late June. It never happened. They were
being organized by Mr. Marcus as a response to the HIV crisis.
Rob calls World Modeling. He speaks to Jim South.
Rob: "I want to speak to Envy."
Jim: "Her boyfriend is back in town."
Rob: "I know. I want to know how her sex was last night."
Rob turns to me. He asks me about the book I gave Ron Sullivan: The
Producers. "What book does he have? How come he has a big yellow
hardcover book when you only gave me a little white paper one?"
Duke: "Because he wrote free essays for me."
Envy comes on the line.
Rob: "How was it Envy? Are you walking funny today?"
Envy: "What are you talking about? No, I'm not walking funny."
Rob: "Does your jaw hurt? I just want to see how it was when your
boyfriend came home."
Envy: "It was good."
Rob likes The
Producers. "I like this one. I have his book on the side of my
bed."
I hear New Beginnings is moving to a 60,000 square foot new office building
in Sunland.
Rob's arm is infected from his latest tattoo. "I think I got bit
by one of those mosquitos.
"I was at Jim South's yesterday. Remember that tall girl [from Germany]
Essie? She called. She needed a ride. I thought she had left town. I had
done her a favor a few weeks ago. A girl had borrowed her car and smacked
it up.
"She needed a ride to AIM. She was in Hollywood. Jim called AIM
to see if they had another station in Hollywood. AIM said, no problem.
We'll send one of the drivers over to take her blood.
"Essie had bought a car. She was moving to New York. She got a boyfriend.
She was going to sell the car. She was going back to Germany for a few
days. She leaves it with this black guy. He lends it to a blonde who smacks
it up. Two thousand dollars in damage. Lots of parking tickets.
"Essie comes back. She's at Jim South's. She's hysterical, crying.
She's been back ten days already. They never told her the car had been
in an accident. They kept saying they'd bring the car over and they never
did. I call up. I found out what happened. The car had been towed and
was at the pound. I gave her $200 to pay for that.
"I told the blonde, you come over at 6 p.m. with the $200 and we'll
tell you Monday how much the parking tickets are. You get the car fixed.
The car is still not finished. It's been three weeks.
"Randy Wright is under a contract with World Modeling. She came
back into the business. Derek from LADirectmodels is trying to sign her."
Duke: "Rob, in your legal opinion, can you make a contract to..."
Rob: "F---? No. If I am her agent, she can't work outside of me.
"Imagine if you had a daughter or sister and they came to you and
said, I'm in the porno business and I can't get out. What do you mean
you can't get out? I signed a paper saying I'd do it for two years. Who'd
you sign it with? Jesus Christ? Pope John Paul II?
"Why hasn't the day come when a father or brother or husband walked
into a company and blew everybody away? That day is going to come.
"A girl runs away from home. She does porn. A father, uncle, brother
sees the movie and flies out to California and kills the people."
"It'd make a good movie."
"Can I play the father?"
Rob turns to Kenny, "Are we shooting on 16-9?"
"Mr. Videographer."
"You like that."
Rob's Hollywood producer friend Michael is on set.
I meet Kara and John Nox. They've been together nine years, in porn three
years. She's done 12 movies. She's tall blonde and busty. She's got a
tiny tattoo above her butt. She has natural 36D breasts. She's a stripper.
Rob asks her how many times she's been with two black guys at once. "A
couple of dozen," she replies.
Ron Sullivan addresses her: "You take charge. Fill them with a sense
of shame and wonder. DPs are boring. They're a circus act. It's for the
salesmen.
"I want to see two hard dicks at the same time."
Rob says the US Olympic gymnast who won a gold medal on a judges' error
should give it back. Then he could be on the Wheaties box. Rob says he
would give the medal back. He'd like to be on the Wheaties box.
"Every time I take my kids home, I want to be on the Amber Alert.
I was returning them home. It was three minutes before they were due.
I said, let's drive around and we'll be on the Amber Alert."
Mike Kane: "Why are you recording everything?"
Duke: "Because I love him."
Rob: "He's been following me for years. He dedicated his two books
to me. And my mother and father."
Rob says he'd be willing to run into a mosque and blow it up in Iraq
if the government would take care of all his people.
Mike to me: "What is such an intelligent, talented, I assume, handsome,
erudite person doing taping you [Rob]?"
Rob: "He used four words I don't even know how to say."
Rob was going to play a mob guy in the Chet Baker Story [late white jazz
trumpet player and vocalist]. He was going to slap Jim Carey. But the
project went into turnaround.
In a park, a little kid grabbed Rob's arm and tried to pull off the tattoo.
"That's not a sticker," says the mom.
Do you like to pick up kids in parks, Rob?
"Yeah, and take them to never-never land."
Mike says anger management classes are helping Rob. Rob denies that.
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