Wednesday, July 21, 2004

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Sharon Stone

At 46, Sharon Stone is like the fine wine of female actresses. I guess her only other competition would be the incredibly hot (for her age) Heather Locklear, but Sharon Stone is managing to hold her own. In her most recent photoshoot for Rolling Stone, Sharon proves that even old people can be hot, which really goes against everything I've been raised to believe.

Trousersnake did dirty on Diaz

By Gemma Calvert

IT'S official! Justin Timberlake HAS cheated on girlfriend Cameron Diaz.

The singer spent TWO sizzling nights with leggy Lara Croft double Lucy Clarkson-his "classy" Brit on the side while he was in London. And the 22-year-old model confirmed that the only undersized feature of the man dubbed Trousersnake was his LIPS.

Lucy told the News of the World: "I was impressed. He's bigger than average and I was overwhelmed. But I didn't really like kissing him because his lips were too small."

Porn, nudity and strippers at adult conventions

Mule writes on JBM:

OK, Just watched the (very nice, btw) clip about the upcoming Cirque de noir event posted in this thread.

This made me think again of other shows/parties I've attended, and something that's been puzzling me: At adult webmaster conventions, I go primarily to meet people I know from the boards, to network, and to do business. One thing that I have never understood, is why in god's name I have to do this while watching strippers stripping. I mean, come on. I know what naked women look like, my day consists of looking at photos and videos of them. They don't turn me on, I'm looking at them technically...I merely judge them in terms of how they're going to sell on my sites. Why do adult webmasters want to watch strip-shows? We're not porn surfers, we're porn sellers...or am I alone in this? Seriously, does anyone else also find this tedious, or is there something wrong with me?

Magnatique writes: "why are electronics' conventions filled with the latest gadgets and toys available, when the people go there to keep good relations with their peers? we're in porn, it's natural to be surrounded by it... cirquedenoir seems to be a classier erotic event rather than just girls going around topless though."

Tera writes:

Well there is many sides to conventions. If you don't want to watch strippers, then don't do your business at strip clubs, arrange lunch meetings, or hook up with people in the lobby. If you don't want to see naked girls at all, then yeah there is something wrong with you. I see nothing wrong with half dressed girls walking around the show room floor, it appeals to a lot of webmasters and it gets people to booths or to actually look at the fliers. But, I don't see what this has to do with that party. This is probably the most interesting party that has been set up yet, personally I can't wait to go!

Brad Shaw writes: "Sex sells. It sells to surfers, and it sells to sheep webmasters. If someone wants to sell me something, I usually run. But if they buy me a lapdance, I may listen for 10 seconds. I guess I am part sheep deep down."

Azure Sales writes:

And you should know better then anyone Brad that the primary attendees to these tradeshows are not the hardcore webmasters but those who do it as a hobby or want to get into it and geeks who can't get laid.

Thanks for the kind words about Cirque De Noir - we actually decided to do it because we were tired of attending events with girls running around, blasted with hip hop music and no real show going on. This is a good mixture of it all - I wanted to appeal to all the audiences- from the newbies to the seasoned hard asses.... Something to remember and enjoy vs. survive.

Split That Booty 2

Gemini 06 writes on RAME: I just placed my order for "Split That Booty 2" (2004) (of historical reference because this is supposedly where the most recent industry HIV outbreak started).

Here is more Lara Roxx HIV info:

http://www.lararoxx.com

Lara Roxx on abc NEWS "Primetime Thursday: Young Women, Porn & Profits: Corporate America's Secret Affair" (Thursday May 27, 2004) at: http://abcnews.go.com/sections/Primetime/Entertainment/porn_hiv_040527-1.html http://excaliburfilms.com/pornlist/starpgs/Laura_Roxx.htm

The Nine Days

Luvto writes: ok speaking of the 9 days, i have 2 very important questions to ask regarding tisha baav, one has to do with being frum and the other with frumsex, so please bear with me.

1- am i allowed to go to a dr appointment on tisha baav, i have had to go for some time now to an orthopedist and have no time cuz of work and i was able to get an appointment on tuesday the 27th at 1130 am which means before chatzos, am i allowed to go, otherwise i will most likely never be able to?

2- are you allowed to swallow on tisha baav, its actually a very funny story, i one year was haveing a good time with a "friend" and be it tisha baav both of us didnt go to work, so he came over in the morning to visit me and we started fooling around, without even thinking about it, i kinda went down on him and he exploded, and when it was in my mouth, before i had a chance to swallow i thought oh man its tisha baav, and i looked at him to see if iwas allowed to swallow, he didnt know so i ended up spitting but was i allowed to??

No writes: since sex is forbidden on tisha ba'av, does the swallowing matter? also did he shoot a huge load? if it was less than a k'zayis its not really breaking the fast, if it was more than you could have swallowed it in multiple gulps waiting the shiuor of k'dai achilas pras between gulps as for the doctor, go slow on him so he doesnt explode before chatzois.

Mis-nagid writes: It depends who you pasken like. Ravina says that since the blower is fasting, and hunger causes halitosis, swallowing is encouraged during a macking session. This is true even on tisha b'av because of bad breath in a makeout session is oiver on baal teshaksu. Rav Ashi disagrees, saying that lack of food makes the blowee's semen taste better. This could, chas v'chalila, cause the blower to enjoy it, shterring the misery of tisha b'av.

Or you can just keep blowing him until the lack of oxygen causes you to see three stars.

Chaim Amalek Spies a New Odd Couple in Formation

Chaim Amalek writes: "Reading the newly friendly manly banter between you and your former nemesis Mike Albo suggests a way forward for the both of you. You two need to find some housing that is suitable for you both, and move in together, Odd-Couple style. Just think about it: you each have your own individual strengths that the other lacks, and correponding weaknesses that the other could help you overcome. If you lived together for say, nine months, there might be real synergistic effects that would propel each of you to a better place in life than you currently occupy (and occupy with no prospect for material improvement in sight)."

A Warning To All In Porn

BEERSHEBA, Israel (Reuters) - There were whispers in the Kremlin and salons of Europe for decades but it was never more than idle gossip until a team of Israeli doctors announced that they had solved an 80-year-old medical mystery.

The posthumous diagnosis by two psychiatrists and a neurologist recently published in the European Journal of Neurology was that the great Russian revolutionary and Soviet icon Vladimir Lenin died an agonizing death from syphilis.

"It's an amazing story, the degeneration of Lenin's mental and neurological state," said psychiatrist Dr Eliezer Witztum.

Cameron Diaz Meets With Her Lawyers Over Streamed Topless Tape

Cameron Diaz met with her lawyers at Lavelly & Singer in Century City Tuesday afternoon. She's probably run up hundreds of thousands of dollars in legal bills fighting that streamed tape on www.scandal-inc.com.

I hear she makes about $20 million a picture.

The ABC TV show 20/20 is doing another segment on celebrity sex tapes with producer Gail Rosenberg and reporter Chris Connelly.

Amazing Cowards

Paul Barresi writes: "Luke: I could not help but read this so called "fact" posted on your site by some no name, nobody, which reads as follows: "[Marty] Singer works for Stallone and Schwarzenegger. Pellicano works for Singer. The idea that Pellicano would hire Barresi to dig up dirt on two of Marty Singer's favorite clients makes no sense. It's just a pathetic attempt by someone to distance Stallone and Schwarzenegger from Singer-Pellicano." I got to tell you Luke, it amazes me how cowards like this stupid son of a bitch never identify themselves. Here is a fact: The dickless bastard who posted that sh-t doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. That John Holmes, life size dildo that he's got stuck way up his ass all day and night must be brain f-cking him.

"In my book, anybody who posts a comment without identifying himself is a coward. If somebody's got something to say to me, he should say it to my face, like a man. Luke: Why give a weak, yello belly man the luxury of hitting and then running with his tail behind his legs? A no name comment is 100% of the time posted by a nobody. And if these no names were not cowering in the shadows, I'd tell them to their face."

Is it time for me to go Asian?

Lots of my close white friends who (like me) have struck out with white women have found happiness by going Asian. It seems that Asian women regard white guys as something of a catch, and are willing to overlook such imperfections as an unimpressive vehicle and a small apartment. They think that they are trading up by snagging one of us. True, most Asiatics are not Jewish, but to my thinking, many Asians are fully compatible with Jews, and some are worthy of being converted to the Jewish race. Moreover, there are lots of Asians here in LA, and lots more over in Asia too. Should I go for some yellow cake? Is it time for Luke to Go Asian?

Anonymous writes: "Luke: I strongly recommend going Asian. After three white wives, I finally was the grand prize winner at Matrimonial Wheel of Fortune. Asian women: (1) have very strong family values; (2) are very good at managing money; (3) are very, very honest; (4) tend to be quiet when angry (you can get used to that); (5) do not have the cellulite gene; (5) are enthusiastic intimate partners; (6) have high moral standards; (7) pay close attention to personal appearance and hygiene; (8) are very good parents; (9) believe they have to duty to be a good daughter in law. (I name but a few examples)."

Is going yellow a sin? If it is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

XXX writes: "What you are contemplating is nothing less than miscegenation, otherwise known as "meshuga" nation, because doing this puts you in direct opposition to the values of racial diversity that decent people hold so dear. Think about it - in order for there to be racial diversity, there must be diverse races. Every act of miscegenation amalgamates the races into an indistinct pool of lumpen men and women, thereby reducing the amount of racial diversity in the world. This human entropy results in a population that has been cut adrift from its cultural and racial roots and which is uncertain of its genetic heritage. Hence, if you support diversity, you must oppose miscegenation. That's something Jews, especially, ought to know."

Asian Girl writes:

I am an Asian American female, born and raised here. Responding to a previous post: 1. I don't know what "family values" means, but I can say that I'm not a supporter of marriage. 2. I am fairly good at managing my own money, though I have a tendency to lavish gifts on friends. 3. I am brutally honest. 4. I am a VOCAL BITCH when I'm angry. 5. I have cellulite like any man or woman does; cellulite is simply subcutaneous fat. Cellulite-free human beings is a myth. 6. I do love sex. 7. I consider myself highly moral, but I also consider myself highly liberal; to some conservatives this cannot be possible. I also love Bill Clinton. 8. I don't shave my legs or armpits and I wash my hair once a week. 9. I have no desire whatsoever to procreate. I despise children. 10. I am respectful to most people, whether they are in-laws or not, so I don't discriminate either way.

Bottom line: please for the love of my atheistic god, don't generalize like that.

Lest anyone be confused, I am not a lesbian.

'You, sir, sound like a FAG!'

I don't think that without my friends, I'd be a straight man today. Luckily, I have Mike Albo to show me the right path.

In his kind, compassionate and caring way, Mike writes me:

Man, do you have any idea how gay you sound?

"I rode him for years, constantly grabbing great stuff, until I screwed him one too many times."

You "rode" Bowen? You were constantly "grabbing great stuff?" You "screwed" him? Jeez. No wonder you're having trouble finding a girl. Just trying to be helpful here. You're coming off like a real, uh, fancy boy...which isn't too far removed from a nancy boy, if you catch my drift. Butch up, dude!

It was entirely inadvertent.

Luke, it's not even subtle! I guess it's true what they say: Better blatant than latent. Go ahead and quote if you want. It's your image, not mine.

Mike, does this mean you would not like me to set up a mikealboseeksawife.blogspot.com for you? I could write it. I know you well enough. I want us to find our soulmates together. It would be bonding.

"I think I'll pass on your kind offer. I meet enough insane, f-cked-up chicks on my own. Oh, and as a side note, you only wish you knew me as well as you think you do."

What's Up With Everybody Getting Fired?

Angeleyes writes on JBM: "Is this something that has become more frequent or am I just noticing it now because I recently changed companies myself? (Me, Butrflied, Derek, Tala, Shok..... and this is just the tip of the iceberg in the last 5 weeks.)"

Brad Shaw states the obvious: "Companies are cutting back costs, letting people go. I have seen a lot of this. Or employees are seeking new challenges, more income and moving on.

"99% of the people moving on have either been fired, let go, or asked to part ways. Funny to see people post on the board that they left a company to go do other things, when you are buddies with the boss who canned them."

Wired Guy writes: "I kill my employees upon termination. Can't afford them to take my trade secrets elsewhere. Although the staffing agency I go through seems to be getting a bit paranoid now."

Sherie writes: "I think a lot of companies realize that they do don't need a ton of reps anymore, you notice that with the big parties etc., Not necessary when 20% of the companies have 80% of the traffic. No more my dick/party is bigger than yours, generally the end result is the same. A bunch of drunk unappreciated webmasters looking for a free ride with nothing in return."

Sharky writes: "More and more companies are having problems. Not making the $$ they used to. Cut half your staff and double their work and make them glad they have their jobs. With the new availability of employees on the market, noone is looking to jump ship.

"I think there are many situations where the employee tries to play it off as they are venturing off on their own, when in reality the were forced out. The employee is trying to save face, as is the company who had to let them go."

Cerpacol writes:

Younger people work smarter, faster and more efficiently then people over 30, who seem to think they know everything. Unfortunately this industry is full of deadbeats who need to come from a real job or a real background to appreciate hardwork. What do ad reps do for 8 hours a day? I'am guessing not much. I'am curious how much Gregtx makes, i see him posting on GFY and here making it seems like he knows everything, shouldnt a guy like that not be working for someone and making real money like most of us?

Patently Offensive

Seth Lubove writes in Forbes:

Acacia Research, the controversial intellectual property firm that claims to own a patent on most forms of Internet video streaming, wanted a fight with the porn industry.

Now it's got one.

In a preliminary ruling last week known as a Markman Order, the California federal judge overseeing several of Acacia's patent-infringement cases agreed that while seven of the underlying definitions that form the basis of the company's patent claims were likely valid, 12 other terms or phrases were debatable. The judge also took the usual step of inviting the defendants--several porn firms--to file for a summary judgment in the case.

But which side won the first round of the battle depends on who's talking. If you believe the porn industry and Wall Street, which knocked 37% off the stock of Acacia's lead subsidiary, Acacia Technologies Group (nasdaq: ACTG - news - people ), on the day of the judge's ruling, the parent company was dealt a crippling body blow.

"I couldn't be any happier," says E. Michael "Spike" Goldberg, chief executive officer of the company that owns HomeGrownVideo.com, a site featuring videos of amateur performers engaging in sex acts. After being slapped with one of Acacia's lawsuits last year, Goldberg has since become one of its most outspoken opponents, and has helped to make Acacia a rallying cry for opponents of sweeping technology patents.

"Acacia is now on the defensive," Goldberg boasts. "They're fighting for survival. Godzilla got his eye poked."

Is There No Line Consumption Junction Won't Cross?

KRL writes on GFY:

Rick, come on. I can't believe you have no line at all you guys won't cross at CJ. I know you preach freedom of speech with no restraint and you know I do back that 110%. But making a buck off animal cruelty videos?

That's soooo totally beyond belief not cool to make money off of a video with deliberate absolute horrendous cruelty to a small innocent cat.

For those that don't watch it, a couple of punks stuff a cat inside a small wire cage, pour gasoline all over it, and light her up. Not trying to bash you guys, but have a heart will you.

That kind of stuff is so dangerous to promote not only to animals but to little kids that could go and try that crap and end up lighting themselves on fire accidently.

It's funny about these pornographers crying about the death of a kitten when none of them protested the streaming the beheading of a Jew [Nicholas Berg] in Iraq.

Great John Bowen Interview

I've never known John to give anything short of a great interview. I rode him for years, constantly grabbing great stuff, until I screwed him one too many times.

From Adultfyi.com, by Gene Ross:

Bowen remembers f-cking Sunset Thomas her second day in the business. "I thought it was awful," he commented. To which Wankus quipped that the Kit Kat was offering a discount this week because of Bowen's endorsement. Bowen went on to describe how he f-cked Thomas in the ass with her husband [Zack] watching.

"Then when she became really famous he got really weirded out and made her pregnant with a kid so he could hang on to her." Bowen mentioned hat he and Whitrock then were the first Amrican directors to go to Budapest. "We shot a bunch of stuff over there."

Wankus, program director of KSEXradio.com, writes: "Hey thanks for the link to AFYI for the Bowen interview but again, the interview happened on KSEXradio.com. If you could, please note that the great Bowen interview was conducted by Wankus and Rebecca Love on KSEXradio.com (read about it on AdultFYI.com)."

BULLOCK AND JAMES TO WED?

Actress Sandra Bullock and her beau Jesse James have sparked speculation they're planning to wed, after they were spotted shopping for diamond rings. Eyewitnesses say the love birds were seen at the Neil Lane store in Los Angeles on June 26, lingering over "a very large cushion cut" diamond engagement ring.

Both stars' representatives insist the two were at the diamond store shopping for "gifts." But pals tell Star magazine that as soon as James' divorce to porn star Janine Lindemulder is finalized the pair will wed. The marriage would mark the third trip down the aisle for TV tough guy James, while it would be the first for Bullock, who in the past has been romantically linked to Tate Donovan, Matthew McConaughey and Ryan Gosling.

My First Tranny Site, What Do You Think?

Constructive criticism needed.

Attorney General's Comments on 2257 Regulations

Lenny2 writes on GFY:

I just read the prepared remarks the Attorney General made when presenting the new 2257 regulations here:

The regulations provide direct and clear information on what identification records are required to prove age, how the records should be kept, and how the inspection process works. These regulations should be clearly understandable to all those working in the pornography industry.

Rather ironic considering I have yet to talk to anyone in this industry who can say they "clearly understand" the new regulations.

Luke Explains His Position on Oral Sex

A former girlfriend (the only kind I have, alas) writes: "Luke, why don't you tell these women the truth, that you are not willing to go down on them..." That's true, but it isn't really true as well. You see, I am eager to do all that the torah does not prohibit, and the torah does not prohibit oral sex. So I am down with going down. BUT I am saving myself for my bride, too. On my wedding night, I want her to have a clean, disease free man at her disposal, which I currently am. I have been able to maintain myself in this pristine state by adhering rigorously to CDC guidelines for safe sex, which means I always wear a condom. And it also means that I do not do oral sex on a woman, because that is not in any way, shape or form safe(r) sex. Were I to engage in that activity, I'd be running the risk of contracting herpes, chalmydia, HPV (which causes warts and cervical cancer), and lots of other pathogens that once caught, are there for life. So it is out of concern for the health of the woman I wish to marry that I choose not to engage in any of this before I stand with her beneath the chupah. (Now, don't lecture me about using dental dams - those things are really gross, and I don't think anyone really uses them anyway.) Now - what's for dinner?

Bush accuses Cuba's Castro of encouraging sex-tourism industry

TAMPA (AP) - President Bush on Friday accused Fidel Castro of exploiting Cuba's children by encouraging a sex-tourism industry designed to draw cash to the impoverished nation, comments certain to resonate with Cuban-American voters in the swing state of Florida.

The president said Castro had "bragged about" Cuba's sex industry and he quoted Castro as saying: "Cuba has the cleanest and most educated prostitutes in the world."

"There is no cleaner, purer tourism than Cuba's tourism, because there is really no drug trafficking, no gambling houses," Castro told a session of the National Assembly of the People's Government 12 years ago.

"There are no women forced to sell themselves to a man, to a foreigner, to a tourist," Castro said. "Those who do so do it on their own, voluntarily and without any need for it. We can say that they are highly educated hookers and quite healthy, because we are the country with the lowest number of AIDS cases."

Dunst Vetoes Gigantic Boobs

Spider-Man 2 star Kirsten Dunst ordered video game designers to tone down the animated version of her character Mary Jane - because they gave her over-inflated breasts.

The actress was asked to give her approval for the sequel's new merchandise and had to chastise the game's saucy creators.

She says: "I got to approve the video game, the way she looks. They made her boobs gigantic. I was like, 'Tone down the boobs, please!" It was a little ridiculous."

Pornstar Kendra Jade escorting in Philly Mon & Tue - w4m (Philadelphia)

"kendrajadexxx@aol.com" has forwarded you this craigslist.org posting. Please see below for more information.

Pornstar Kendra Jade escorting in Philly Mon & Tue - w4m Original URL: http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/ers/36766089.html

About Me: I am a former porn star who has been in many adult movies as well as mainstream tvsuch as the Howard Stern Show and various MTV specials. I dont shoot adult video anymore, and Ino longer shoot pictures withguys at all (but will shoot with girls ;-). Of course I provide standard escort services to guys all over the country and I travel often for escort tours and I also accept escort appointments anytime I'm on the road performing at a strip club. I have been a private escort for about 4 years and only recenlty have come out publicly as an escort.

Schedule: I am available on the East Coast for the rest of July and the beginning of August. July 19 - 20: Philly, PA July 21 - 23: Reading, PA Aug03 - 04: Dallas, TX Escort Services: CBJ, Missionary, CowGirl, Domination (S&M), (condoms are used with all services, no anal is allowed, no pictures are allowed, only one pop per hour)

Rate: $1500 / hour CASH or CREDIT CARDS payable thru paypal: send payment to kendrajadexxx@aol.com Booking: To book me you can email me at kendrajxxx@aol.com , I require a $500 advanced deposit thru paypal for all appointments If you prefer not to use paypal you can book me thru one of my escort agencies: http://www.bodymiracle.com - 866/252-2299 http://www.exotica-2000.com- 1-888-822-2020 Hair color: Always changing!! Naturally very dark brown. Eyes: hazel ,usually the color of a green olive Height: 5'2" Weight: 110 Lbs. Bust: 34 dd Waist: 24" Hips: 36" Ethnic Origin: Peurto Rican, Cuban, French, Italian,

Wankus, program director at KSEXradio.com, writes: "Hey...how come she didn't plug her KSEX show?"

Win A Date With Luke!

Rabbi Gadol tells me that I might be putting some women off with some of my non-negotiable demands, so I hope to augment my prior approach with this one, which is open to every non-married woman, without conditions. Just tell RabbiGadol@yahoo.com why you think you and I should go out and why you think you would be a fun date. (No hanky panky, this will be chaperoned by Ms. Papillon, if she agrees.) The winner gets an all-expense paid date with me, including flowers, transportation (if you are local), movie or other entertainment, a fine kosher meal and, time permitting, a visit to the Museum of Tolerance.

My Non-Negotiable Demands For A Woman

These are the things I require, and if you don't like them, keep your comments to yourself unless you have something useful to say that will provide me with babies of my own.

1. A hip-to-waist ratio of about 3:2.

2. Natural breasts. At least a solid B, but gentleman's C's preferred.

3. Long, silky hair. (Okay, this is more of a preference than a demand.)

4. Facial symmetry.

5. Clear skin and eyes. No boils.

6. No VD.

7. Long arms and legs.

8. If available, an intact hymen.

9. An IQ above 115 (above 130 preferred).

10. A cheerful disposition (one parent on antidepressants is quite enough, thank you).

11. Athleticism.

12. Good physical and mental health.

13. Under 30, but I'll consider women under 35 as well. (I'm not being a pig here - I know I need a gal with young eggs in order to maximize my reproductive potential.)

14. A woman who likes children and wants to have mine.

15. A woman who has not been poisoned with the toxins of feminism. But if you meet conditions 1 - 14 above, I will work with you on this.

16. non-smoking, no more than a light drinker, no illegal drugs.

17. Politics. I am a man, so I couldn't care less whatyour politics are so long as you can tolerate mine, which include actively campaigning for conservative republicans.

18. You like your friends and family, and they like you.

19. You have a non-irritating voice.

20. You dig me.

I am willing to pay a finders fee to whoever provides me with leads leading a meeting of the minds with such a woman. Forward all leads to RABBIGADOL@yahoo.com, who will forward them on to me.

July's Penthouse Forum

I was in a foul mood when I finally got home. The last thing I wanted to do was to read his interview in Penthouse Forum. Yet the more I thought about it, the more I came to understand that amputees need love, too -- even if it is in the (chubby) form of Luke. I opened the magazine to Luke's interview only to be immediately distracted by a horrible full-paged picture of a man in a plaid shirt with a big grin on his face. Luke looks like a gay Scottish porn star who has just been informed that the lighting is ready and he will be needed to join his fifteen male co-stars on the set in a matter of moments to start filming his gangb*ng scene.

I begin reading the interview. I'm disappointed because it quickly becomes clear that it has nothing to do with amputees at all. It's just another publicity effort by Luke to whip up interest in his autobiography XXX-Communicated: A Rebel Without a Shul. Luke talks about his fascination with Playboy, Penthouse, and Hustler as a young man: "I didn't actually have the nerve to initiate sexual congress with a real life woman, so my form of sexual expression was with pictures until I was twenty-one."

"Sexual congress"?

Hahahahahahahahaha! Twenty-one? Hahahahahahahahaha! (Hey, maybe that had something to do with your use of the term "sexual congress"? Hahahahahahahahaha!)

I keep reading. My amusement quickly turns to horror: "In the years leading up to my conversion to Judaism, I became so religious that I actually went a year without masturbating. It's incomprehensible to me now."

Eeeeewwwww! Too much information. You have to appreciate that these words are printed just millimetres away from that awful picture of a reclining Luke with a huge grin on his face. The mind races. Mental pictures are formed. My stomach churns. Vomit spews.

Penthouse Interviews Matt Drudge Of Porn

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You'll have to print out those five pictures to get a clear read.

Performers on the Road

BRIANA BANKS 07-13 thru 07-17 Crazy Horse San Francisco, CA
MONICA MAYHEM 07-13 thru 07-17 Gold Club Centerfolds Rancho Cordova, CA
GAUGE 07-15 thru 07-17 Club Elite Pittsburgh, PA
HAVEN 07-15 thru 07-17 Spearmint Rhino Oxnard, CA
NAKITA KASH 07-15 thru 07-17 Pink Pony Tampa, FL
FELECIA 07-15 thru 07-17 Spearmint Rhino Rialto, CA
CARMEN LUVANA 07-15 thru 07-17 Silver Reign Los Angeles, CA
CINDY CRAWFORD 07-15 thru 07-17 Gold Club Hartford, CT
JENNA HAZE 07-15 thru 07-17 Hustler Club Washington Park, IL
DEVON 07-15 thru 07-17 Spearmint Rhino South Los Angeles, CA
KIRA KENER 07-15 thru 07-17 Spearmint Rhino Los Angeles, CA
STORMY 07-16 thru 07-18 Spearmint Rhino Van Nuys, CA
JENNA HAZE 07-16 thru 07-17 Larry Flynt's Hustler Club, Washington Park, IL INTERNETMODELPALOOZA 2 07-17 thru 07-17 The Score Club Los Angeles, CA NUDES A POPPIN 07-18 thru 07-18 The Ponderosa Sun Club Roselawn, IN SELENA STEELE 07-19 thru 07-24 New Centruy Theater San Francisco, CA NAKITA KASH 07-21 thru 07-24 Filly Corral South Huntington Township, PA TYLER FAITH & ASHTON MOORE 07-21 thru 07-24 Thee Dollhouse Raleigh, NC TERA PATRICK 07-22 thru 07-24 Pink Pony Atlanta, GA
GAUGE 07-22 thru 07-24 Gold Horse Cleveland, OH
INARI VACHS 07-22 thru 07-24 Spearmint Rhino South Los Angeles, CA
GINA LYNN 07-22 thru 07-24 Silver Reign Los Angeles, CA
FLICK SHAGWELL 07-22 thru 07-24 Spearmint Rhino Los Angeles, CA
TERI WEIGEL 07-22 thru 07-24 Blue Zebra Cabaret North Hollywood, CA
CINDY CRAWFORD 07-22 thru 07-24 Deja Vu Spokane, WA
ALEXIS AMORE 07-23 thru 07-24 Heartbreakers Compton, IL
GEORGIA ADAIR 07-23 thru 07-24 Beansnappers Appleton, WI
CINDY CRAWFORD 07-26 thru 07-28 Deja Vu Lake Forest Park, WA
SYDNEE STEELE 07-27 thru 07-31 Gold Club Centerfolds Rancho Cordova, CA
MERCEDEZ 07-27 thru 07-27 Virgin Megastore Los Angeles, CA
DEVON MICHAELS 07-28 thru 07-31 Dockside Dolls Garner, NC
FELICIA FOX 07-29 thru 07-31 Leave It To Beavers Rock Glen, PA
GEORGIA ADAIR 07-29 thru 07-31 Beansnappers Appleton, WI
ASHTON MOORE 07-29 thru 07-31 Al's Diamond Cabaret Reading, PA
TYLER FAITH 07-29 thru 07-31 Spearmint Rhino Oxnard, CA
SHAY SIGHTS 07-29 thru 07-31 Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara, CA
DAYTON 07-29 thru 07-31 Spearmint Rhino Rialto, CA
CHEROKEE 07-29 thru 07-31 Spearmint Rhino South Los Angeles, CA
CINDY CRAWFORD 07-29 thru 07-31 Deja Vu Tacoma, WA
DASHA 07-29 thru 07-31 Spearmint Rhino Los Angeles, CA
JODIE MOORE 07-30 thru 08-01 Spearmint Rhino Van Nuys, CA
JENNA HAZE 08-16 thru 07-19 Admiral Theater, Chicago, IL

How To Succeed With Women

How to Meet Women on the Street by Ron Louis & David Copeland

Question: I often see a woman on the street, and I feel like, "I wish I could go talk to her." What is the answer? How can I go talk to her and seduce her?

Answer: If you are thinking "I wish I could go talk to her" when you see a hot woman in a public place, it's a sign that you are not taking advantage of the easy places to meet women in your life.

The thought "I wish I could go talk to her" is the result of a life where you have eliminated all reasonable opportunities to meet women. Therefore the unreasonable, most-difficult opportunities--while on the street, while she's running for a cab--are the only ones that pop up. You end up thinking that the solution is to get good at handling the only opportunities you see--the near-impossible ones. It's not.

You only moan about not being able to meet women "on the street" when you are NOT meeting women in all the places that you should meet them--social networks, niches, classes, and by being generally involved in your life. Moaning about wanting to meet women on the street is a SYMPTOM of needing to do the basic work of meeting women.

Because you are not doing what you should do to meet women, but you still desire women, you start fantasizing about seducing women you see on the street. This leads you either 1) to beat up on yourself for not being able to miraculously seduce those least-available of all women, or 2) to start falling for miraculous quick fix claims that say they can teach you to get those women in twenty minutes or less.

We've said it a million times, but it's still true: if you don't have your life set up so that meeting women is automatic and easy, all the quick-fix claims in the world won't do anything but separate you from the money in your wallet.

- If you aren't joining and visiting clubs and teams, you are going to end up longing for women you can't get, who are the most difficult to talk to and seduce.

- If you aren't saying "yes" to social invitations and developing social groups, you are going to end up alone and horny, wishing you could have sex with the hot barista at the coffee shop you frequent.

- If you aren't participating in activities and classes, you are going to start moaning about how you wish you could talk to some woman you see on the street somewhere.

- If you are not doing online dating, then you'll spend your life staring at a woman on the bus and dreaming about how great it would be to be able to walk up to her and seduce her.

Unless you are willing to have balls of absolute, inhuman steel (which you aren't) and unless you are willing to develop a set of scams and routines (which you also probably aren't), then stop thinking the answer is to learn to approach a supermodel who is running for a cab! It's not!

Thinking "I wish I could talk to her" is NOT a sign that you need to learn how to approach strangers in public, where every hot woman is angered by or terrified of new men talking to her.

Thinking "I wish I could talk to her" IS a sign you need to GET A LIFE. There is no magic phrase or perfect opening line that can take the place of getting a life!

Actually, though, this is good news. "Getting a life" will make you increasingly happy and effective and connected with women in a meaningful way.

This year, consider making this New Year's resolution: Let go of trying to learn scams that don't work, and which make you feel bad about yourself. Stop wanting to be a manipulative jerk, and learn how to make real connections with women--even if those connections are just for short-term sexual relationships.

We've had many students whose lives have become significantly happier in every respect by taking on getting a life, rather than wishing they could instantly seduce hot women on the street. One man says "Since I took up Salsa dancing, and really got into the community, it's been natural for me to meet, flirt around with, and even bed really hot women. That has made it much easier to talk with women everywhere else, too." This could be you.

Oh, and here's a bonus: When you have a life that puts lots of women in front of you, and gives you reason to talk to them, approaching women in public becomes significantly easier.

When you have a connected, active social life, you will find yourself becoming the kind of person who naturally talks to strangers, and to whom strangers naturally talk. You won't have to work on it happening--you'll simply find that it happens, when you have a life with women that juices you up.

Put another way, the ability to "approach any woman" is a result of having developed a life that is rich in social opportunities that put you in front of women already. Once you have that, approaching women in public will just be part of what you naturally do.

Try this right now: Just for this moment, get off your own back about needing to learn how to approach and seduce "any woman, any time, any place." Allow it to be okay that you might never be good at approaching supermodels who are running for a cab, for instance.

At the same time, allow it to be possible that you might have more sexual abundance with hot women than you ever thought possible. Allow yourself to relax into the idea that you can have what you want with women, even if you aren't the Perfect Seducer in every situation. Then take some steps, today, to develop more social connections with people.

From The Mind Of A Porn Star

Samantha Sterlyng writes on TER:

As I am sitting here in NYC, just after posting my very own Eros ad for the first time, and answering phone call after phone call. I am sitting here wondering how these men are calling, some sounding like straight lunatics, while others seem so friendly and outgoing, and are complaining about my rate. I have seen other girls rates, agencies rates, even independent non-porn star rates and mine is WELL BEYOND FAIR. I offer 1/2 hours so that it is more accomodating while some girls dont even think about it. So here comes the question: To all of you famed Hobbiests, and PSE's........................ What is the best way to be nice and blunt at the same time. One gentleman told me that i wasnt even worth 1/2 of what i was asking....so then why did you call me weirdo? I guess that its just my first experience with this and maybe this is what it is, but any insight would be much appreciated...

Sex and gambling linked in novel online racket

Friday, July 16, 2004 By LAURA FASBACH STAFF WRITER

Sex or cash? Investigators say gamblers in four states could choose either form of payment when they placed winning bets with online bookie Salvatore Teodoro.

Police nabbed the Elmwood Park man and seized computers and records at his Legion Place home late Wednesday after a five-month investigation uncovered a gambling and prostitution ring, Police Chief Don Ingrasselino said.

Teodoro employed prostitutes to deliver the cash winnings to customers from New Jersey, New York, Connecticut, and Pennsylvania, the chief said.

The prostitutes - two of whom were under 18 - offered the clients a choice: all of the money or varying levels of sex and cash.

"It brought up his profit margins a bit," Ingrasselino said of Teodoro, whom he described as the operation's ringleader. The chief did not know how much money the operation handled.

Gary Kremen Bought MegaPornBucks?

Gary emails: "Just a rumor. Everyone is asking about it. I think Brad Shaw started it."

Smile When You Say That

Cathy is guestblogging on Volokh.com:

Eugene's observation the other day that, contrary to current conventional p.c. wisdom, rape is a crime of sex as well as violence, reminded me of the last time I got into an argument about this. As Eugene pointed out, statistics show that rape is highest among girls and women in their late teens and early '20s - e.g., their years of prime sexual attractiveness. But for some reason, it's not considered polite to acknowledge this common sense reality. "Eight-month-old babies and 80-year-old women get raped," is the approved feminist line, which is true, they do; but these situations are freakishly horrible rather than horribly common.

A few months ago I found myself at lunch with a couple of women my age who kept insisting that (a) rape is purely a crime of violence, not sex, and (b) since I write for Penthouse sometimes, I'm part of the problem, because pornography contributes to a rape culture by sexually objectifying women. (Uh, I feel I should point out here that I've never written porn for Penthouse, just pristine articles about Hollywood topics that could run in any PG-rated publication.) The logical retort - that if rape is only a crime of violence, not sex, then what does sexually objectifying women have to do with rape? - only occurred to me once I was driving home.

Inspired by Cathy's post, I'm offering my skills, my body and my virtue at a one-time-only low price for hot young women who want to practice fighting off rapists.

Conversations With A Porn Star

I think I might know more pimps and hos than anybody who is not in the sex industry.

Most of the time, my friendly conversations with them having nothing to do with porn or sex. But Friday, I surprised a friend:

Carmen: I hear you're published again.
Duke: yes, two new books
Carmen: My cute little personal trainer is 22. :::sigh::: But he did just break up with his girlfriend last week...
Carmen: All the politeness out here totally sucks. ;)
Duke: blown anybody lately?
Carmen: ROFL! What's that?
Carmen: I'm trying to remember...
Duke: when was the last time and with who?
Carmen: Involves a penis. Right? 2000?
Duke: Good for you, did all the muscles work right?
Carmen: Had the desired affect
Duke: I don't think I've ever gotten this graphic with you
Carmen: No, you haven't. Been gettin any yourself?
Duke: nope
Duke: i guess it is showing

Kurt Lockwood's Playboy TV Show

I read on the Net three months ago that Kurt Lockwood was getting a Playboy TV show. Then I heard he was auditioning for the Spice hardcore show Nooners. But I don't think he ever became a host. Somebody behind the scenes uttered the name "Kurt Lackwood."

So I emailed Kurt what was up. He replied: "No big mystery. They only pay $400 a scene and I had to be all the way in Glendale at like 9 a.m. and no pop!! Add all that together and I'm history."

Is it Wrong to Ape the Appearance of Other Groups?

This question arose from seeing Ron Sullivan dressed like a black man Thursday. Also, in the context of a Jewish friend of mine who has adopted the cool crisp blonde look of a shiksa goddess even though she happens to be Jewish. But it comes up in other contexts as well, such as the Negro Raperess who dyes her hair blonde to look white, or the white boy who tries acting black. Is it a sign of racial/tribal/ethnic treason to engage in such conduct? Is it a moral crime for someone to undergo plastic surgery or for her to have herself made up to look like the members of other genetically distinct populations? Discuss amongst yourselves. As for me, with my fine goyishe good looks, that just isn't an issue.

Don't You Wish You Had Invested in Microsoft in '90?

The http://l-kefordSeeksAWife.blogspot.com blog has not been going like gangbusters. I suspect that this is because word has not gotten out yet as to its existence, people who know forget, and pure envy of me. That's why I am mentioning this here again today. I need a wife, and who knows, maybe you need a husband. Surely if you are a woman of fertile years and heterosexual, you need a husband and since I could be that husband, perhaps you need me. Whatever. What I want you to do is provide a summary of your physical, psychological, social and moral traits to my advisor on this matter, RABBI GADOL, who received his smicha (ordination) from one of the finest yeshivas in the world. His email address is RABBIGADOL@YAHOO.COM, and he promises to handle all inquiries with sensitivity. Which brings me to the teaser - don't you wish you had invested in Microsoft in 1990, or CISCO or even AMAZON? All these stocks are very expensive today, but they could have been had for a song fifteen years ago. That's where I'm at right now - I can be had for a song. But I tell you ladies, my stock is destined to rise enormously in the next few years, by which time likely you won't be able to win the love of me. But if you make the effort now, that love will be with you even long after I become a prosperous and revered member of the community. So DON'T WAIT! I'm Microsoft, circa late 1980's.

Carmen Luvana Interview Part Two

"Do you think the industry is doing a good job handling STD problems?" I ask.

"Something that really bothers me is that everybody is going against Sharon Mitchell, dissing her, saying that she is guilty. Without Sharon, a lot of people would've been screwed a long time ago. She does what she can possibly do. She has told everyone since the day you come in that it takes ten days to test whether you are positive or not. Just because [Darren James] worked while being positive, that's not her fault. A lot of people turned against her. That really bothered me.

"It is sad. What if I decide to get into a serious relationship with this guy who looks clean, and all of a sudden, I get AIDS. It could've happened to anybody. It could've happened to the cleanest person in this business. They have their personal life too. Instead of saying something bad, I will say, people will be people.

"Last year, I did eight movies for Adam & Eve. This year I'm doing twelve. I'm considering doing an anal for them this year."

"What do you love and hate about working in this industry?"

"I love that it is such an easy going job. I love to travel. I love to hang out. I love to meet new people. I've traveled more in this business than I ever thought I would in my entire life.

"What I hate about it is that because somebody has a bad reputation, they consider everybody the same. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I'm not a groupie. Because so many people get high and do stupid stuff and are on crack and 20,000 things, they consider the entire industry the same. Why? Because some people think it is cool to go out in public and do it. We've got a bad reputation as it is being porn stars. So now you're going to dumb stuff on the street? It's even worse. They consider the entire industry the same. That bothers me but there's nothing I can do.

"Aside from that, I love my job. When you've worked so much in a regular job, and you come to this and it is so easy going, you love it."

"What do you do in your spare time?"

"I'm an Internet guru. I love to play pool. I may go to a club once in a while but my main thing is to go out with a bunch of friends and play pool. I love to go to the beach. Have a drink or two.

"On the computer, I work on my website carmenluvana.com. I've been working with PhotoShop for weeks because it is so hard. I check everything that is going on in the industry.

"Adam and Eve had my web site for an entire year but now it is getting turned over to me all over again."

"Did you get breast implants?"

"Yes, when I turned 18 and started dancing. I had little saggy breasts. My measurements are 34C-24-32."

"What are your ambitions in life?"

"I'm not a crazy person who spends all her money on jewelry and clothes. I've always invested my money the right way. My boobs, my house, my apartment. I've never had to depend on a guy to be ok. I've been saving a lot of money. One day I hope to open a business that will run by itself.

"I've opened my own company, Carmen Luvana Entertainment. I hope that soon I will launch my own production company.

"I am the new exclusive sex advisor for Genesis magazine. I'm feature dancing for my first time today."

"How is feature dancing different from the dancing you were doing when you were 18?"

"With the regular dances, you don't have to put on a show. When you're a feature dancer... When I saw these feature dancers at Tootsies, these girls were putting on fire shows, hula hoops, some incredible acrobatic moves... When you're a feature dancer, they expect you to put on a major show."

"How has being in this industry affected your ability to have a relationship with a man?"

"Not at all but I really wouldn't know. I've had so many guys approach me. They don't care that I'm in the industry. At the same time, I've seen so many girls ruined by it. At first, the guy says he doesn't care. Then, after they fall in love, the guy says, I don't want you to do this anymore.

"If I go to a club and meet somebody and hook up with somebody, I set it straight: I'm not looking for a relationship. I'm with you for the moment. Let's not get serious. I travel and work too much."

"Do you want to marry and have kids one day?"

"That would be nice. When I'm 30."

"How has your family reacted to your becoming a porn star?"

"Puerto Rico is so bad when it comes to drugs and drug addicts. They're happy that I don't even smoke a cigarette. When they found out, they were a little upset. But right now, they're happy. They say, work out. How are you doing? They know that it's not the best job in the world but they know I'm doing the right thing."

"Who are you closest friends in the industry?"

"I try not to mix my business with personal. If I do spend time with people in the industry, is it is with three people. One is my manager Rob. I have to be with him all the time. He takes me everywhere. Second person is Heidi, the make-up person. Third person is Kitty, a young asian girl.

"An orgasm was something that happened to me once in a while. Now, in my personal life, I will not get away with not coming. I've dealt with more experienced people since I've been in the business. It's opened me. I've become more sexual. Porn has changed me for the better."

"Are you primarily heteroxual or bisexual or what?"

"I prefer men. I will never be with a woman when she's drunk. Because most girls when they get drunk say they adore women just because of the alcohol. But they're only doing it to show off or because they're with a guy who..."

"How many men have you been with in your life?"

"Before the business, I'd say 50-100. In the business, a few more."

"Who are the other Puerto Ricans in the business?"

"Gina Lynn. They don't know Spanish because they were born in Puerto Rico and then moved to the US. Dee. Mercedes Ashley."

"Do people in the industry make Puerto Rican jokes?"

"No. I guess Puerto Ricans have a good reputation. When you say you're Puerto Rican, they love it. There's something about Puerto Ricans that guys seem to love. The only thing that people would make a joke about was that when I first got in the business, my English was bad. People couldn't understand what I was saying, particularly in interviews. Now you can tell me if I sound better?"

"You're easy to understand."

Morgan Hagen Named Managing Editor Of Hustler Magazine

One of the good guys.

Papillon Diagnosed With Cervical Cancer, Quits SJP

Papillon (who does not have health insurance, and is putting off a much-needed operation) writes:

Most of you don't realize that I quit SJP due to drama revolving around many dancers who happen to be riding the white horse. that is putting it mildly. Drama is the word most used to describe my situation but, the word evil best describes the chain of events that took place a couple Saturday nights ago. I had enough. this is true. enough of back stabbings, verbal and near physical assaults and enough of being slandered by other dancers who are either jealous or too high on Crystal Methamphetamines to realize what they are doing and or saying. Normally, any attacks made against me would end immediately and it wouldn't have bothered me in such a way but, I was unprepared mentally or physically for dealing with it that Saturday night. I wanted to keep my personal business silent but, in order for anyone to understand the situation of why I was so bothered, I feel that sharing is what I must do.

It will be two weeks this Thursday when I was notified by my doctor that I have cervical cancer. I have been worrying about that since I went in for a complete physical almost 2 months ago. My doctor had been trying to reach me for a few weeks to notify me about my situation but, I have been on the go with my kids and he finally broke the news to me. I had been already diagnosed with chronic fatigue when I last saw him and that is why I completely stopped dancing on stage...

I just wanted to pass it off as not feeling like going up on stage or a why bother. Since I decided to spill the beans about my health why not pour them out. no need to cushion any blows now.lol. Anyways, this is what I have had to deal with in my personal life along with trying to figure out how my children's life won't be too affected by their mommy's ailing body. This is not something you are supposed to share with customers or people you just meet so, I preferred passing my emotional instability off as being bothered by the passing of a fellow dancer (hopefully that should clear up any misunderstandings). As far as the other drama of that night. times have certainly changed. when a customer would ask a dancer if a certain dancer was there, the dancer would answer truthfully. now the dancer says "no but, I can give you a better dance then she can". I can't believe some of the stuff that comes out of some of these girls mouths. Anyways, I know there is more but, this is already long. this should be enough food for thought for now. As far as being depressed about it. yes, I am depressed that the girls that I have worked with for years or even a couple days would go out of their way to hurt me.

Papillon calls: "You crack me up. You are so not looking for a wife."

Olivia Saint, Hayley Rivers, Ron Sullivan On Rob Spallone's Thursday Set

I arrive at Cytherea's home at 11 a.m. Ron Sullivan's preparing to shoot a scene between tall white girl Olivia Saint and tall busty black girl Carmen.

Ron's looking more and more like a gangbanger with each passing day. His hair is covered like a woman. He has an earring.

I chat with black girl Starr, who's watching the scene. This is supposed to be her first video scene. When she was 16, she used to dance at a club in Inglewood and down the street here in Woodland Hills. She was busted and put in juvenile hall for a year.

She entered porn in February and has done several shoots for the Internet. She doesn't like me photographing her.

She says I have a deadly serious stare, even when my mouth is smiling. I look like I've been in the military.

I hear LFP has cut Jim Holliday's budgets dramatically.

I meet blonde Hayley Rivers. She stands 5'9 with medium hair and natural breasts and a slim lithe body. She seems to enjoy chatting with me.

She's done five scenes in her three weeks in the industry. "I had my period for a whole week," she says within 30 seconds of meeting me. "I just started Steppo Privera [birth control shot]. After a while, you don't get your period at all. But the first time you get it, it's long and horrible. I'm glad it's gone and I hope it won't come back for a long time."

From Long Beach, Hayley spent the last four years near Christchurch, New Zealand where she worked as a nude dancer.

"I went to Australia with my mom. We did a mom-and-daughter surf trip. We went to Syndey and up to Noosa Heads."

Carmen asks Olivia, "Do you know that you have your panties on backwards?"

"No," Olivia says. "I didn't."

Hayley says she went on a nine-day trek through the Himalayas up to 16,000 feet with a French artist guy. I got all this writing inspiration. I want to write and produce feature films."

"What sort of crowd did you hang out with in high school?"

"I was friends with everybody. I was bored. I graduated early in my junior year. I was a straight-A student."

Ron Sullivan is upset. His wife Delores has not shown up with the copier. Ron just wants to shoot. He doesn't want to be bothered with these housekeeping matters.

Ron: "I'll be gone as long as I need to be gone. I'm not too good at doing this s---. I shoot movies."

Starr didn't bring an AIDS test. She says it is back home in Palmdale. Rob tells her to check her car. She leaves.

Ron rants that the production is at the mercy of a homeless woman who sends unreliable talent to the set.

Rob's shooting 100 girls a month for a guy in the United Kingdom.

Photographer Bill Diehl relates a story about shooting the lead of a Joe Papp musical in Chicago. The shot was elaborate. The whole cast lined the staircase with the star at the top. Bill told her to suck in her gut. She burst into tears and ran off to the bathroom.

I notice Bill telling almost all the women he shoots to suck in their stomachs.

Rob walks by the three black girls (Karma, Brown Sugar, Mynaja) and tells them not to talk to me. "He's bad news."

Mynaja says Rob sounds like Andrew Dice Clay.

Rob says only one photo ID is needed these days.

Hayley Rivers came to the set to have sex with one girl. Rob tells she's working with two girls. Hayley asks for more money. Rob says no. Rob says it is less work for her if there are two girls. But it is up to her. She doesn't have to work with two girls if she does not want to.

Hayley goes back and forth and finally decides she only wants to work with one girl - Karma.

A guy comes in with his girlfriend. She wants to take a shower but the power is off and she fears the water won't be warm. He tells her it will be fine. She tells him to shut up.

The set is chaos. The power goes on and off. Talent are stacking up.

Lindsay lives with Cytherea and her husband. Lindsay is 5'2". She offers drinks all round, including Bacardi. Her boyfriend is 6'8".

Karma comes from Cincinnatti where she's a nude dancer.

Rob Spallone phones at 3:30 p.m. "This is for your friend Guenther. Delores told me that Guenther called her last night. He wanted her to change something on the DVDs. She said no. I'm friends with Rob Spallone, not you. I do things for Rob. You're in a story shopping and you don't know what you're looking for. You don't have a clue.' I wish him the best of luck."

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