Going To L.A By The Colonel ‘Can I have one please?’ I lit up a cigarette and gave it to her. She smiled, put the cigarette between her lips and kept wearing her stockings. Her name was Nikki, she just turned 18 a few months ago, and took the bus from her home somewhere in…
In the wake of AVN convention, I’d like to spend a little time and educate 21st century Neanderthals AKA fanboys on what to do and what not to do to impress porn hookers in their upcoming pilgrimage. Why? Only one of these answers is correct: A. I’m a good man B. I’m a nice…
Best Movies of 2008 By The Colonel Making movies is a teamwork, whether it’s porn, crime drama or western spaghetti, it requires utilizing several people and investing capital, time and effort, it’s a group experience; while watching movies is a personal experience, you may love or hate a movie despite it’s box office status…
It Pays To Play By The Colonel Allow me to throw in my two cents about Jack Venice’s rape trial, but first I need to explain where do I stand. I remember a scene in Dirty Harry where the chief of police is criticizing Harry Callahan’s methods in dealing with thieves and murderers and…
Times Are Changing Opinion/Editorial By The Colonel I think I can say with confidence that the best is over, we’re running out of time and options faster than we can wipe our asses. No longer, the color of your skin, the god you worship, or the size of your dick matters, and as…
