BadAssFrank.com I recently placed a Craigslist ad looking for a new roommate. In order to weed out pansy ass bitches and those with a pole up their ass, I added a little BAF flavor to the post. A few respondents acknowledged my brilliance and were invited to come view the crib. Others ignored it as…
From BadAssFrank.com Yesterday I posted a status update, on both Myspace and Facebook, that said I was very proud of winning the Oscar for Best Status Update, and that I wanted to thank my mom for losing her virginity, god for not existing, and girls for having vaginas. Within the hour I got a bunch…
by Bad Ass Frank You may think I’m being too selective in the quest to find my soul mate. You may think I’m setting the bar too high. You may think I’m being completely unreasonable. Trust me, that is only because you are sub-par and not deserving of my love. It’s nothing personal, nothing to…
Bad Ass Frank Says on his blog- "I will not date, commit to, or become involved with any girl that does not pass a thorough psychiatric evaluation, a stringent screening process, and who believes that the only thing more satisfying than not speaking at all, is not being able to speak because she’s blowing me….
Bad Ass Frank writes- I was so close to becoming a television comedy writer that I could taste it, and it tasted good, like cake. Only they wanted me to do most of the baking. I just wanted to eat the fucking cake. So I did what any self-lack-of-respecting person would do, I became…
Sex sells. But who gets the commission? As a porn agent, I did. Plus I got the girls, sixty inch flat screen TV’s, the girls, acid reflux, soul crushing guilt, the girls, anxiety, Chlamydia, two girls at a time, a beach pad, more girls, depression, a few good friends, hilarious stories and, quite possibly, redemption….
by Bad Ass Frank of BadAssFrank.com Signs, Signs, Everywhere Signs… but I don’t read em. I don’t even look at em. I don’t mean street signs, or no parking signs, or detour signs, or signs alerting me to where the bathroom is located, or the signs that tell me I’m at Bed, Bath, And Beyond,…
I Fucked The Internet 5 – Quick Stop by Bad Ass Frank of BadAssFrank.com One of the unique aspects of meeting girls on the internet, is that you expand your reach far beyond the city you live in. At the height of my web womanizing, I was talking to ladies all over the United…
by Bad Ass Frank www.badassfrank.com I fucking hate mingling. Mingling is gay. When I go to a social gathering, the only people I mingle with are my friends, or people I already know. So, it stands to reason that going to a social gathering is a complete waste of my time as I will only…
