I never thought of myself as an interviewer, but after interviewing Necro I realized the interview process was a very rewarding experience for me. Interviewing is a collaboration and as such it gave me a unique pleasure as opposed to just writing things I come up with. I’ve decided I will selectively reach out to certain individuals I have a genuine interest in and try to ask things of them I don’t think they’ve been asked to try to extract more of the person for their fans.
My next choice for an interview subject was actually very easy; I didn’t think long and hard about it at all. I wanted someone who is a legitimate star, someone who I was a fan of and someone in the porn world. I sent Evan Seinfeld a message on Myspace not sure if I would hear back, but sure enough Evan was game.
Evan is best known to the mainstream public as the singer/bassist for the group Biohazard formed almost 25 years ago in Brooklyn, New York. A mix of hardcore and metal, Biohazard are also known for being one of the first groups of that kind to fuse elements of hip hop in their music. What I like about Biohazard is that it represented New York to the masses. NY in my opinion more than any other locale pioneered hardcore and it’s associated ideals and lifestyle. Whereas punk before it was all over the place, hardcore channelled the DIY ethic into more serious topical issues. Brash and uncompromising, hardcore is about being yourself and fuck everything else.
In 1992, Biohazard released Urban Discipline, the album that unleashed Biohazard into the mainstream public. More than being a certain genre, it’s a record about Brooklyn: the streets, violence, drugs and gangs. Viewed today it can give younger people an idea of the landscape that was Brooklyn, which at least on the surface, does not exist anymore. The album went platinum and the video for the song "Punishment" became the most played video in the history of MTV’s Headbanger’s Ball. Platinum was always a critical benchmark, but let’s face it, a band nowadays would sell their family to slave traders to make their album go platinum. In 1993 Biohazard teamed up with hardcore rap group Onyx for a metal remix of their song "Slam" which led to their collaboration on the hugely influential "Judgement Night" soundtrack, which was an album entirely comprised of collaborations between metal and hip hop groups.
In 1998 Evan made his first foray into acting portraying Jaz Hoyt on the critically acclaimed HBO prison series "Oz". Oz was a groundbreaking, gritty depiction of prison life with an impeccable cast. Evan made his debut in the show’s second season and was a part of the show until the series 6th and final season in 2003. Unbeknowest to him at the time, he would later return in front of the camera, albeit in a different way.
In 2004 Evan married the beautiful Tera Patrick in Las Vegas after a three year relationship. It was around this time Evan began performing in adult film under the alias "Spyder Jonez." This fact I find extremely fascinating. Never before had a mainstream individual made a calculated decision to enter the porn world in such a visible way. The two have been hugely successful in their endeavors in porn and the rest is history. (More to come in Part 2)
Al- Ask Evan how he got ahold a Tera. There must be some charm in that NY dude to end up with her. Tera Patrick, groupies and a big dick, that mofo got it made, got money too don’t he.
don’t think I asked him that specifically, though he says he’s been getting top level chicks since age 13 and yep he’s paid too
sometimes life just aint fair, sigh, lucky suckrr
he said it’s gotta be game because it’s sure not his looks
It is scary how you and The Colonel are so alike. As I told him, that was a compliment.
I really think you two should call a “cease fire” to your “cease fire”.
As long as the two of you are medicated you should both be fine.
Come on I’ll show you my Masters.
Are you derailing my post on Evan Seinfeld???
stop being a smart ass
I don’t understand you either.
“It is scary how you and The Colonel are so alike. As I told him, that was a compliment.
I really think you two should call a “cease fire” to your “cease fire”.
As long as the two of you are medicated you should both be fine.
Come on I’ll show you my Masters.”
Oddly I think the same. Maybe is a New Yorker thing.
rics than you for the support!
“Punishment became the most played video in the history of MTV’s Headbanger’s Ball.”
Says who? Evan?
That song they did with Onyx was weak sauce.
I read that online. “That’s like, your opinion man” – the dude
Online on Biohazards website?
I taped quite a few headbangers ball episodes back in the day. I fast forwarded through virtually the whole show. Without fail, the very last video of the night would be something worth watching (Obituary, Agnostic Front, Sepultura). MTV was so pussed out they would only play that type of music at 1:55 in the morning.
Now just from fast forwarding through that shit, I would say a safe guess would be GNR’s welcome to the jungle as the most played on the show. Theres no way its Biohazzard.
Rap metal bands can fuck off. Limp Bizkit’s CD’s arent even good enough to wipe my ass with.
Fuck em all.
Limp Bizkit does suck, but when I originally heard the “faith” cover on Seton Hall’s WSOU Pirate radio, I thought it was hot. I don’t know where you are at, but you’d probably dig that station.
I wouldn’t dig that station if they were playing music like that. I hated the “faith” cover (and all their other songs) with a passion. I found it very over dramatic and insincere. You could just picture some suit and tie guys telling the band it would be a great thing to do. Total lack of integrity for these MTV corporate dick sucking assholes.
Im located in the San Fernando Valley. Radio out here is dead. Seems like every station is in Spanish.
They play a lot of shit I think you would like
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WSOU
Another thing about the faith cover is that I’m just looking at it from a different perspective. I never was really into metal, though I like early Metallica and Slayer is all right. I thought it was fresh, and I liked it had scratches on it which wasn’t as common then.
I stopped listening to rock in the 90’s. My all time favorite shit is the Seattle shit from the early and mid 90’s. Regardless of what people think of the music, from a traditional perspective that group had the greatest singers in rock history. Chris Cornell, Kurt Cobain, Mark Lanegan, Layne Staley, Eddie Vedder, Mark Arm, Buzz Osborne. I think Chris Cornell is the single greatest singer in rock history, his range on the early Soundgarden albums was incredible and his voice was real soulful. I heard Chris Cornell is doing an album with Timbaland, I’m curious to hear that.
did limp bizkit do it all for the nookie though?
fred durst did it for the nookie right in his ass
Ah Fatass Fred, what a piece of shit. As for Evan, if it werent for Oz and Tera he would be just some lame ass musician. This piece of crap walks the earth but Dimebag Dave is gone, it just aint fair.
“As for Evan, if it werent for Oz and Tera he would be just some lame ass musician.” Larry, sounds like jealousy to me. And if Oprah didn’t have a talk show and twenty billion dollars, she would be just another talkative black woman.
Anger more than jealousy, especially as Tera becomes more tattooed. Oprah wouldnt be another talented black woman, she’d then be Gayle King. Hate saying that as I find Gayle attractive, not a bad looking broad if I do say.
Larry, I asked Evan about the tattoos that Tera is getting.
ask him when she is going to be doing ANAL????
next time I’ll ask you guys some things you want to ask because I left that one out. Fair question though.
why are men so fascinated with anal?
And why will some girls not do it?
I don’t desire anal and I’m not fascinated by it at all.
kay i like a good dp scene, but my bag is oral giving and receiving! ha.ha.
Kay Ryan,
As a person might have asked the late Sir Edmund Percival Hillary: Why did you climb Mount Everest?
He may have answered: Because it’s there.
In the case of anal sex, replace the mountain with the anus. It’s just another body orifice to fuck.
I don’t subscribe to that. An ass is an out hole, and its full of shit. Call me obsessive compulsive.
Al Blanco,
Do you know how the prostate exam for possible cancer is conducted?
yeah, i do know actually
i know from experience
Gay.
Just kidding.
I hope nothing bad been found.
i had kidney stones, but they didn’t know at the time… so they told me they HAD to do it, it was done in like a few seconds and afterwards i was curled up in fetal position like why god, why