The 4th of July has long been one of my favorite holidays—the fireworks, the skimpy clothes, the sexy stars and stripes. But this year, it’s kind of strange, like so much is strange in the Coronapocalypse, for reasons both personal and political, all of which we explore on my 15th Bedside Chat.
The best part is that we celebrate America’s birthday with a big, beautiful birthday spanking, followed by a caller who wants to know how to “properly” spank his hot new girlfriend, followed by more spankings of Sunshine dressed as Miss USA, so it’s like we’re spanking America for our sins against the Natives. Though to maintain physical-distancing, when I say “spanking,” I mean a 6-foot whipping. So we whip up a festival of spanking hot fun.
The worst part is that, essentially, I’m “stood up” on the 4th of July by my featured guest (I won’t out the person because I’m not that kind of girl). But it does give me a good excuse to give my Ass. Producer Sunshine’s hot ass a good spanking. We did not plan to do a spanking show, but the best laid plans may not get you laid the way you planned. So, we played the hand we were dealt and did a great spanking show!
Capt’n Max also gives me a foot massage, so there are benefits to having disappearing guests. Plus we talk about tRump’s plummeting polls, his Confederate statue fetish and Mount Rushmore COVID festival, Kanye, the NFAC and more about spanking with lots of sexy sparklers.
Watch the show and read the sapiosexual show blog: https://drsusanblock.com/americas-birthday-spanking