Adult starlet and popular cam performer Harriet Sugarcookie took to her lifestyle website HarrietSugarcookie.com to poll fans this week ahead of the U.S. Presidential Election and one thing is clear: American citizens would rather vote for a Dark Lord than an actual candidate.
Sugarcookie polled nearly 800 fans, giving them the choice to vote for Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump or Darth Vader. A full 69% would prefer the rule of the Dark Side over either candidate combined, and controversial Russian President Vladimir Putin got high marks as well.
“I knew Clinton and Trump were unpopular candidates but I had no idea it was this bad,” said Sugarcookie, noting the vitriol aimed at both nominees. “What surprised me even more is that if Vladimir Putin was also standing for president, he’d win by a whopping 43%! It seems people just can’t get enough of the Evil Empire.”
The 2016 election has become a flashpoint for emotions and divisive opinions, but it seems everyone can agree on the fact that both candidates are equally unpopular and voters would vote for just about anyone else.
“Vader may have his dark side, but to be fair to him, he keeps all his emails on official Galactic Empire servers and he treats people of all the planets races just as badly. Perhaps there’s a lesson there?”
ABOUT HARRIET SUGARCOOKIE:
Adult performer, cam girl, model and lifestyle blogger Harriet Sugarcookie is the very definition of a 21st century porn star. The petite teen Asian beauty from London, England and self-described nerd has parlayed her fresh-faced girl-next door charm into an indie prestige lifestyle brand, harrietsugarcookie.com, chock-full of tech, film, fantasy football, pop culture, personal musings, advice columns and amateur hardcore reality porn with Sugarcookie’s closest friends.
In the short time since Sugarcookie’s 2015 site launch, which has already acquired an impressive 30,000 VIP members keen on enjoying the starlet’s latest NSFW online exploits and free cam shows, the bespectacled ingénue – and former awkward ‘ugly duckling’ – from London, England has blossomed into an independent company boss who calls the shots on the production and distribution of every aspect of her site’s personally-managed content.
Expect new scenes from Sugarcookie with porn star Candee Licious, amateur girl Velvet and a private sex tape with a new treat named Hannah Sugarcookie – a delicious Colombian/Italian mix – coming soon.
Follow Harriet Sugarcookie on Twitter (@HSugarCookie).