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Lisa Ann has a whole lotta stuff going on. You can read all about it on her twitter. @thereallisaann Here are a few tweets, they are not in order. Seems like Lisa is pissed off at a couple people…
From what Lisa Ann tweets, She performed in San Francisco last weekend, and LIsa said Gracie Glam was M.I.A. Being worried about her, Lisa Ann called hospitals and tried to find her, only to hear after the fact that Gracie no showed at her booking.
WTF is that all about, like I need to be Playing Whore Detective all day long for nothing… #Pathetic
Really… You accept A Feature Gig another Girl could Have… You take the Clubs Travel Money, Hotel and Ride From the Airport and FLAKE!
I spent the day worried about someone, searching for them and trying to help my Agent and The Club …
I will never accept the un professionalism of other members of my Industry, Not just to The Clubs but most important to the Fans…
Second LIsa Ann is tweeting quite vehemently about a dust up she had/is having with an agent whose name has now been removed from the posts. From what Lisa says she is writing a book and is owned money…
New Years Resolution #1 – to remove the last bit of filter I have left, I know too much about this business, my book tells all.
I will keep it coming here on twitter to hold you till the book comes out.. Till then there is something I really need to say.. Here goes..
Years ago I worked for an agent, at the time I thought he was a bad ass, now I know he is just a pimp, at the time he had some Fake Power..
Now he has Nothing but a very weak Pimp Hand.. This Agent also reps the girl who Flaked on the Club this weekend… I called him today..
His Response of "She is just not feeling it" made the weak Pimp Hand he has left, just LIMP…. Like a wet noodle LIMP… I felt bad.. TILL
Till I remembered, he gets 40% of the Hooking Money as being a PIMP, so I will credit the Wet Noodle as Al Dente’ –
Yes… I will remind you "Pimpin Ain’t Easy" but it also ain’t Legal.. You a sitting duck in that Office, Should have Paid Your Debts.
2013 will be the MOST Interesting Year Yet…. I can PROMISE YOU this, get ready to really learn the World I live in…
If you choose to be a Hooker, then I support your choice, that is what you like, then I am happy you are happy, but it isn’t for everyone.
Then Came The PIMP, who burned out the girls as fast as possible to move them to his other site so they have to be hookers, not by choice.
Our lives revolved around all of you inspiring us to do more for you. It is an awesome feeling.. The Road, Signings, Appearances… So FUN..
Let me sum all of this up for you.. I love the business I am in and I want to protect it. I want it to be about the fans like it once was.
# 4… Don’t fuck with the Whore Next Door (that would be me) my Patience has run out, my debt will now be paid on different terms.
#3. 2013 will prove to be the BIGGEST Year for Change… 1 Big Change will be 1 less PIMP who makes his girls pay, but doesn’t follow suit.
#2. In the State of California,when you hold an Agency License and Bond, running an Illegal Prostitution Web Site = Terms to revoke the bond
#1. Don’t buy something you can’t pay for, when you don’t want to pay, there is still a debt looming.. You Ultimately WILL PAY!
I think “whore detective” would make an interesting series.
Who is the Pimp I know lisa ann use to be involved with LA direct with feature dancers she was an agent or partner. Is that who she is talking about. And she is right these girls must be looking to get caught as I am writing this top porn talent is advertising on new York eros, La escort eros. all the top names to meet in luxury incall location. Dumb Dumb, not evening doing it secretively. So we don’t need a whore detective they advertise, and some even pick phone up directly. I was shocked.
Certain people are meant to be seen, others are meant to be heard. She falls into neither category.
Why did you remove Derek Hay, aka Ben English’s name from the post? NL- i didn’t remove any names from her tweets.
Jeremysteele11, challenge accepted…
“Lisa Ann: Whore Detective”
Season One:
01 – Lisa is hired by juggler whose balls have gone missing. Not just any spheres, but family jewels. Lisa’s investigation takes her to pickle farm where the owner plans on selling the treasures to fund his mime addiction.
02 – Going to her favorite lingerie shop, she and the dancers from the nearby gentlemen’s club are held captive by a religious zealot with wicked irony. There is a bomb on a timer hooked up to dildo. The perpetrator flees leaving Lisa and the girls with an explosive situation. If they can’t get that unit off in time, they’ll all come to an end.
03 – Professor, Dr. Will E. Girth is looking for a missing sex bot. A mechanical pillow sized device funded by private investors. The droid was stolen from his home and in less than a week, the doctor must present the apparatus at an adult exposition or face the wraith of angry money men. Lisa finds out that the bot has been taken by a rival who want to turn it into coffee creamer dispenser for the military.
04 – Dana is a high class call girl looking for a missing bra, not just any brassiere, but a lucky one. She believes her recent bout with the law and various misfortunes are linked to that missing breast supporter. Lisa tracks down the last three Johns; one of them might know where it is. What she discovers is an underground anime club where girls undergarments are sold to be soiled – used as fertilizer for high priced Pussy Willows; eccentric agriculturists believe the pheromones in the bras will increase their growths.
05 – A missing pussy, ten dollars worth of hand lotion and two pounds of boxed salami has Lisa in a real mess. Hired by a law firm representing high profile talent, Lisa is trying to located a cherished feline named Lizzy. The missing kitty belongs to European catwalk model, Fellatia. The critter was taken from her while she was getting into her hotel room. Who could’ve jacked her puss? While Fellatia has been known to blow off fans asking for autographs – is that enough motivation? There are few leads and time is running out as the girl won’t model the new season’s fashion line unless her pussy is found; has Lisa swallowed more than she can handle?
06 – Lisa is approached by Albert Greek. Greek is searching for stolen instrument, a French Cornhole, an expensive limited edition back door knob shaped like a corn cob with a hole for the key. Only sixty-nine of the gold plated door accessories were ever made. It was last seen the day before, when Albert was attending a sporting event, bare knuckle fisting. Lisa’s quest for Cornhole take her to an ATM technician who might be crooked.
07 – After the near explosion at the lingerie shop, Lisa has tracked down the fiend responsible. But a city wide blackout has put her justice in jeopardy. The man has disappeared in the darkness, still cuffed to heavy marble rooster, a large lawn ornament. Can she find cock and bring him down?
08 – “The Wang” is a new rod for hanging clothes, a self contained mobile wardrobe locker – as seen on TV. The inventor, Aneil Cummings has been getting disturbing phone calls in the middle of the night. The frighten girl hires Lisa to put a stop to the creepy late night caller. Her investigation leads her to a secret co-inventor who might be sore, bought out before The Wang became huge. Could Peter be the prick responsible? Or does Aneil story have a gapping hole?
09 – The plan was simple enough, a day at the spa. But things don’t always go the way you want. Before she is set to leave, Lisa mets Lynnette Splogue, the owner of “Forever Smooth” face cream. The worried entrepreneur is being blackmailed; someone is threatening to wipe her clean – reveal the secret ingredient of her moisturizer, an act in the competitive cream market that could cost her millions. Can Lisa rub the perpetrator’s plan out or will Splogue’s business become flaccid?
10 – Lisa has saved enough from her private dicking to open “The Grind”, a salon that specializes in waxing and to be her new P.I. office. But is something unnatural going on? Is the building haunted? Or is someone trying to diddle her?
Bravo, Johnlan!
As for Lisa Ann’s allegations — she admits her personal grudge, which is fine, but the claim that Hay is “running an illegal prostitution website” is bogus. Only Hay can attest to his attitude toward that enterprise, and the unavailability of his performers to be booked for scenes that it can create, but upon information and belief I can tell you that Hay neither “runs” the website nor operates the business in question.
Moreover, she cites no evidence — she just makes a charge against someone she admits she doesn’t like. We’ve heard this stuff a thousand times before, and usually it’s based on the fact that the escort site and LA Direct’s site were hosted on the same server (I think) — in reality, the same web guy created both sites, despite warnings about the guy, and both parties went on to regret their decisions for reasons far beyond this matter of the sites appearing “linked.”
In my nearly twenty years in LA, I’ve heard enough adult industry stories to write a long series of books. I have nothing at all against Lisa Ann personally — the one time we worked together she was extremely professional and gracious, and she has earned her distinguished place in the adult world — but if I wanted, I could write a book comprised solely of anecdotes from people who despise her. That’s the nature of the business: if you’re around long enough, and achieve a certain level of success, you will have detractors, particularly when you stand up for yourself and sometimes make waves. Which is precisely why I am surprised this twitter fight is “news.”
See, that is why Lisa Ann’s book would be worth reading, even though I can’t stand the cunt. She is such a narcissist, she’ll do anything to get back at people she feels slighted her. That will lead to the airing of everyone’s dirty laundry. No pulling punches, no compassion for the impact on the subject’s family, relationships, work.
I always said Robin Quivers tell all is the one I want to read from the Howard Stern Show, cause if she is ever that desperate for money, she aint gonna hold nuthin back. Robin same type of “my shit don’t stink” cunt as Lisa Ann.
It’s escorting, not prostitution. You’re not paying for sex, but for companionship and conversation. Just like women don’t marry men for their money, but for conversation and companionship.
Meanwhile there are child and women prostitution rings going on internationally in connection with corporations like Halliburton and DynCorp and nothing’s done about it.
Money talks, the truth walks.
Lisa Ann, Whore Detective, could have certain means of making zipped-lips speak…
1. The boob-smothering suffocation or tit smack method.
2. The knob-job slob, stop right before climax unless he answers all questions method.
3. If all else fails, bring in Bill Margold who will talk and talk until the suspect screams for mercy.
That escorting, not prostitution stuff is bullshit so the whore can upsell the fuck out of you once she is in your room. “Oh that is the agency fee, for my time. If you want to do anything, then you are going to have to tip.” Yeah, here’s a tip for ya honey: The windows are suicide proof and you gotta go through me to get to the door.
Jerk, I love ya man but you’ve already admitted on here that you’re a fat man with a small dick. What’s with the douchebag comments?
I mean, REALLY, no offense. It’s just what’s with all the hate?
Whatsa matta? You happy when the hooker tries to over charge you? I can see an extra $25-50 for BBBJ instead of CBJ, or $50-100 for anal. But you paid $250, then the ho tries to get ANOTHER $250-300 outta you to do anything?? Come on. I’m a pervert not a trick, I aint puttin up for that BS. I could get a phenomenal whore, w/ no limits, for $500-600 an hour.
I said “fat man”? Usually I say “fat cracker”. Don’t be shy, you can use “cracker”. It aint “our word” er nuthin 😉
Not sure how rednecks ended up making a small flour type of buscuit or wafer into an insult in the 1st place.
Jerk, why do you even have sex with hookers in the first place? You shouldn’t have to pay for sex…
“Jerk, ……you’re a fat man with a small dick.”
Don’tcha even read yer own material? Besides that, 10years w/ a mental cunt, and another 2-3 in court, tends to set you on a path where catchin drippy dick is better than catchin feelings. $250-300 an hour is much cheaper than what my attorney costs.
There are plenty of women out there. You are just screwing yourself out of cash and emotions by sticking to hookers…
You’re bringing my trolling down Origen. It is the holiday season, can’tcha let me have my hate?
@Karmafan: I think the term “cracker” is derived from “whip cracker” not Saltines.
@Michael Whiteacre
o really..
i had no idea whose pockets you were in.
now it totally makes sense.
Those are the facts. If you want more details, go ahead and ask. If not, unless you have some facts of your own to share, fuck off.
And what “makes sense,” exactly, in light of my opposition to LATATA’s (failed) move to undercut a single, uniform system of performer testing? Connect the dots for us….
@ Michael Whiteacre
I now know that you are a complete and utter fraud. Fuck man to say the earl is not behind TLC is laughable LOL. Everybody in the industry knows about that. Fuck man! LOL! Well I guess not you. LOL!
You’re making assumptions. I too shared these assumptions, until I did some research. Let me give you some history — you know, facts — most of which is already available online if you just bother to look.
Once upon a time, in the land of Hobbyists, there was a woman called Adonia who ran a business called Adonia’s Girls. People in the land of Hobbyists liked her business very much, and made it a success — so much so, that one day Adonia decided to make a move, upgrade with a nice new site, and re-brand her business. The new name would be “The Luxury Companion.”
Adonia found a web designer in Las Vegas who had come recommended, and paid this individual a few thousand dollars. The web designer took the money, but never created the website. This made Adonia vewy vewy sad. But then she decided to continue on with her plans for TLC, and another web designer was recommended: the guy who had designed Hay’s LA Direct site.
This guy created TLC’s site, all right, and hosted it on the same server (in fact, he designed a few other prominent sites) and he used the same basic template, as well. Consequently, the original TLC site, quite famously, closely resembled LA Direct’s site.
Then the web guy’s relationship with TLC went downhill, allegedly after Adonia discovered that he was accessing request emails sent to the site in order to run a little side operation, stealing business from TLC.
Every single gal working with TLC knows who they deal with over there. I know plenty of them personally, and not one has EVER indicated publicly, or privately to me, that Hay runs TLC’s business or even the website. In fact, TLC features gals represented by agencies other than LA Direct.
The only monies I’ve ever heard of flowing to Hay in any way related to TLC bookings are reimbursements of kill fees paid by Hay that were caused by the gal having to cancel a shoot to take a gig through TLC. The kill fee is chargeable to the performer regardless of the reason for the cancellation. If you actually understood the agent/producer and agent/performer relationships, Bill, you wouldn’t need this explained to you. It’s how business is done.
Obviously, I’m not there as a fly on the wall to see and hear all the private goings-on between the parties, but I have yet to see or hear anything of any substance that contradicts this version of events. All I’ve read is the echo chamber of rumors and conspiracy theories posted on boards and gossip sites. Well, if a thousand uninformed people say it, that doesn’t make it true.
So, Bill, if you have any facts you’d like to share, instead of conclusory statements, insults, and scuttlebutt, I’d love to see them. Otherwise, fuck you and your uninformed fanboi opinions.
Fanboi? Funny. Coming from the guy who’s claim to fame is making a documentary on Shelly Lube. A documentary that no one watched or gave a fuck about. LOL. “Michael WhoCares” just another weasel who conned his way into the biz. Again the people IN the industry know what/who is behind TLC, and It is what it is. I’ll just leave it at that. Why don’t you call Lisa Ann out if you think she’s so full of it. That would be interesting.
I notice TLC also has Raven Alexis on their talent page as available for “companionship”. Guess she bounced back well from being on death’s door with cancer. O.o
As I was saying, fanboi Bill has no facts. Good job, fanboi. You’ve managed to fail conclusively at the simple job of posting comments on a porn site. LOL
Karmafan – The funny thing is, a couple of months ago, I was talking to one of Raven’s friends, a current performer, and she still believes Raven’s story. She’s honestly convinced that alkaline water cures inoperable brain tumors…
I see Coco Loco is back. It must be really lonely for her this X-mas in Henderson.
Yeah, she’s hoping she’ll be moving soon. Funny story…
Poor friendless, drunken, crazy, cross-eyed, stupid, hate-filled tard — at least she has those multiple twitter accounts to use to talk to herself on lonely nights.
Multiple personalities at least have themselves to talk to… she thinks she’s got something in common with God, the Son and the Holy ghost because they’re all one, too, right?
She hasn’t gotten any help for her psychiatric issues yet?
Coco gonna call me the Holy Ghost. Partly because she’s racist and I’m white, partly because she gonna think I’m god when I get done blowin the bottom outta her.
She should do a photo set in a sexy Christmas outfit and title it Coco Claus. Maybe a video in a Santa hat and Xmas ornaments hanging from her nipples, while she lists what Santa is going to bring all her h8rz this Xmas.
That would set us up for some song parodies. Xmas song parodies are always easy and great.
“Here comes Coco Claus,
here come Coco Claus.
Right down crazy bitch lane……”
“Coco the the Drunken Hooker,
had a very sexy ass.
Too bad she drunk and crazy,
and hate that nigga Ari Bass.”
“I’m dreaming of a cooolooooored hooooooker,
just like the ones I use to knoooooow.
Where the butt cheeks glisten
and the dumb bitch listen
when I saaaaaay, “gimme ass, and here’s the blow.”
Why would she? In her eyes she has done nothing wrong and has no mental health issues. Its everyone else thats out to get her.
If she thinks everyone is out to get her she probably needs to be involuntarily committed.
Legally, that’s far easier said than done.