Pretty funny subject going around twitter. Porn Has Taught Me…. and people fill in the blank.
Here are some of the funny ones-
#PORN HAS TAUGHT ME…
Americans order pizza for a completely different reason than I would.
that the pizza delivery guy is bringing more sausage than you expected
how well i can hear with the volume on 1
HD isn’t always best.
to have another tab ready to switch to!
plumbers and gardeners have a lot more fun than I thought they did…
That there’s hundreds of girls in my local area willing to chat right now
Check the volume before pressing play.
how to delete my browsing and search history ..
that apparently I’m EBONY, not African American.”
that I should become a pool boy.
How Kim Kardashian got famous.
that cream pies have NOTHING to do with Little Debbie cakes O_o
never sit on a black pleather couch.
that you probably shouldn’t leave two girls alone with one cup
that Jasmine is always live on cam.
Gangbangs have nothing to do with kids killing each other.
no matter what you look like, no matter what you like, someone somewhere is totally into that too.
that not every shot to the face is deadly …
that "slumber party" is just code for lesbian orgy.
girls love it when u push on the back of their head whilst they are blowing ya!
that my best friend’s Mom is a smokin hot sex starved MILF.
and mine- that "ATM means different things to different people, but both involve getting money." Can’t wait to hear what you guys have to say in answer to this…
Porn Taught Me: Even extremely dysfuctional people can still make a good living.(joke)
Porn really did teach me that there is a market for every type of girl, that “pretty” is just another fetish. Chris
Whores Lie
All girls don’t cringe when you spit on there pussy
What can come out of a woman’s vagina is nothing compared to what can go up her ass
We shoulda nuked all them Japs when we had the chance because they are a sick and twisted race. Who the hell gets off seeing a girl get her colon filled w/ baby eels or gold fish? Fuck anime too.
Every 18 year old Eastern European girl has a waxed anus she is willing to use to get the fuck out of Eastern Europe.
Grannies are as disgusting naked as I assumed.
Not many black chicks do anal.
Girls can smile w/ a mouth full of jizz
Germans love piss
Porn—and Hunter S. Thompson—taught me that, “when the going gets weird, the weird get going.” And squirting is not the weirdest thing that women do. By far.
A lot of sex seems to happen in the kitchen.
I thought HST said, “When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro”. We need a Whiteacre ruling here.
Right you are, Larry. I goofed and combined HST with Joe Kennedy! Haha, Hunter must be doing a big fatty of Peruvian marching powder in the sky and laughing his ass off. Full pro, bro*