The Funny Sexist™ Men, it’s #AprilFools Day. It’s the one day of the year you can tell your girlfriend you’ve been cheating on her.
The Funny Sexist™ @TheFunnySexist My girlfriend told me she’s pregnant. It was an #AprilFools though. Joke’s on her because I threw her down the stairs.
Khori.J @Khori4Prez If you have feelings for someone, tell them. And if their reaction isnt what you wanted, just say #aprilfools !! lol
Ron Dias @Ron_Dias Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people’s cars saying "Sorry for the damage". Watching them is priceless.. #AprilFools
Prince Charles @Charles_HRH Dissolved all parliaments throughout the Commonwealth. Restored all powers back to the throne. #aprilfools
Lightskin. ♔ @LiseyCouture April Fools is just an excuse for people to tell the truth then act like it’s a lie.
Paul and Storm @paulandstormb [S] April Fools is my stripper name.
Howie Mandel @howiemmandel I’m spending the day shouting April fools after everything I say. The day has just begun and my wife is already pissed.
Elijah Daniel @AGuyWithNoLife One time when I was little for April Fools my parents dropped me off at a fire station and drove off. They’re such pranksters.
NL- Google put out an April Fool’s joke also. Go to Google maps and click the QUEST button top right, to see their "new" version http://maps.google.com/
What’s the April Fool’s Headline would you like to read? I can think of a couple I’d like to do, but they all seem to be just mean. Guess i am in a evil mood… 😉