HUSTLER UNVEILS “THIS AIN’T THE SMURFS XXX” Parody Video
BLUE IS THE NEW PINK
March 22, 2012 (Chatsworth, CA) – With the over whelming success of their last “blue people” project, This Ain’t Avatar XXX, the producers at Hustler Video are at it again. The “This Ain’t The Smurfs XXX” parody shot in 3D will be in stores this April.
Brainy Smurf, played by Jeremy Conrad, creates a time portal and transports the little blue creatures to safety. Hiding from the terrible Gargamel they find themselves transported to the wonderful world of HUSTLER. Smurfette, played by the super sexy Lexi Belle, considers posing for Hustler Magazine while Sassette, played by the very popular Charley Chase, is Gargamel’s secret weapon. The movie also stars Brandy Aniston, Evan Stone, Barry Scott, and Jay Crew as Poppa Smurf.
Check out this latest 3D adventure from the studio that brings you the best in 3D production. Available on standard DVD including, 2D and anaglyph versions and, Blu Ray 3D double disks.
There is just something wrong about an x-rated movie based on a little kids tv show. This is the kind of thing that adds fuel to the fire of the Christian Mafia regarding porn and all the evil it represents.
Sassette was a redhead – not a brunette. How hard is it to use Google to get that one element right.
Next parody on deck: This Ain’t Sesame Street
Now if someone was smart and bold (yea I’m talking to you wannabe badass Joanna Angel with your nerdy self) – they’d do a parody of Jem and the Holograms and She-Ra Princess of Power!!!!
The probability of me getting my dick hard to Smurfs porn starring women who were in Diapers, or not even alive when the cartoon was on television is very unlikely.
If I had to choose between Cindi’s sick twisted desire to see Darth Vader in a DP 3some with Princess Leia or this, I’d probably choose this.
Monica, you would be a shoe-in for the part of the snuffaluffagus. They wouldn’t even have to apply body paint.
there is so much wrong about this movie. i second what rob says. who could beat their meat to a kid’s cartoon parody. like the guys from espn pro football pregame say “come on man?”
Most people watch porn for stimulation and to imagine we are fucking the girls. Those photos of Charley Chase do nothing for me. Whoever thought this was gonna be a good idea must have been smoking some good shit when they came up with this gem of an idea.
Same with scenes of girls covered in oil, chocolate, milk, or catsup. Who would want to make a mess of their bed like that?
Is this crap supposed to be strokable?
It’s official…Nothing is sacred.