Finally… My Star Wars XXX Review

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After re-watching the original mainstream version I flipped on Vivid’s newest parody Axel Braun’s Star Wars XXX. Being billed as the most expensive spoof film ever made, I was expecting to be impressed.

First off the porn version has a way  better looking cast than the original.  With Allie Haze playing Princess Leia, Seth Gamble as Luke, Rocco Reed as Han, and Tom Byron as Obi, we have a very attractive ensemble.

The sets & art direction, plus the costumes & makeup are the first thing that stands out as top notch. Very true to the original,  there was tremendous creativity poured into this one by the talented behind the scenes crew. It’s worth the watch just to see hairy Chewbacca get a double girl blow job! Brandy Aniston was one of the girls in that scene. She has this to say, " The cast, crew, and directors were all amazing.. I was a storm trooper with another girl and Chewbacca. I did anal too." I made a joke about hair-balls and Brandy agreed, "You have no idea!! The fur was awful!"

Seth Gamble played Luke Skywalker as a man-child, who grows up during the story. He did a bang-up acting job. "I put a lot into owning the Mark Hamill character and was very honored to be part of an Axel Braun masterpiece." Seth said.

There was a huge cast in this movie including a lot of guys playing the ship’s crew. Ross Campbell adds, "I portrayed Biggs Darklighter. Had a "non-sex" role dressing as a Rebel Pilot, and flying an X-Wing Fighter with Kylie Ireland as my squadron leader RULED."

You can watch this movie all at once, or you can watch the non-sex version and the sex scenes separately. I did both.  When I watched the feature film’s non-sex version it really is clever enough to stand alone. Star Wars fans will get a kick out of all the references and gags made in honor of the original films.

This is the most male filled straight porn film I have ever seen, and there are A LOT of gay references. One of the most sensational characters in this flick wasn’t even human! C3PO’s voice is done by Chi Chi LaRue, and it is done so well, that it will amaze you and crack you up at the same time. C3PO is definitely a very "happy" robot.

But on to the sex. There was an orgy in the cantina that was quite exciting. I particularly loved two aliens (Derrick Pierce with horns, and Rihanna Rimes with a headdress) who got it on. I actually wished there was a long scene just between them.

Of course the Chewbacca scene was over the top good! Kimberly Kane & Aiden Ashley did a nice girl/girl. And I don’t know how they did it and kept their foot high beehive hair in place. Lexington Steele as Darth Vader had his way with the princess, but sadly they only went as far as a blowjob.  You get to see more of Allie when she takes on Luke & Han at the same time. And Obi has hissing good sex with a Sand lady.

 The sex scenes were very good, but I was left wanting. I wanted to see a full on sex scene with big bad black Darth Vader and little innocent white-robed Princess Leia. And when Allie is in her three way, I wanted them to go all the way to a DP. So I wanted more from the sex scenes then I got.

Another thing missing in this film is Dale Dabone. Dale is so good at his job, both the sex and the acting, that he has raised all of Axel’s recent films up a notch, and his presence in this one was sorely missed and definitely noticed.

So there were lots of great achievements in StarWars XXX, the story, the sets, the costumes, the acting were all terrific.  There are so many funny parts, you will laugh out loud. All of the sex scenes were hot, but a couple should have gone further. Overall of course it is worth the watch, and the BTS and auditions are cool too. Superior effort by all involved. I was impressed. 9 out of 10

Andy Appleton, who was part of the team that built the sensational sets, said "This was the greatest team I’ve ever worked with. Everyone gave 100% all the way. By the end of shooting we were more like family"

Pre-noms- Art Direction & Set Design by Andy Appleton & Kylie Ireland, Best actor Seth Gamble,  Best hair, makeup & costumes.