NL- Here are my suggestions
Storm- Nyomi Banxxx- gorgeous, curvy & can act. OR Misty stone-gorgeous, & can act.
Wolverine- Jeremy Steele-Similar build, similar facial structure, can act & do stunts
Emma Frost- Kagney Linn Karter- look similar, can act
Collossus- Marcus London OR Evan Stone- muscular. great actors
Who Do you think should be the Villians? Is Rob Black doing any acting? lol
VIVID AND AXEL BRAUN ANNOUNCE AUDITIONS FOR ‘X-MEN XXX’ AND ‘WOLVERINE XXX’ MOVIE PARODIES ON MONDAY, NOV. 21
LOS ANGELES – (November 19, 2011) – Vivid Entertainment, the world’s leading adult film studio, and award-winning director Axel Braun have announced that they will hold open auditions for two new SuperXXXHeroes parodies: "X-Men XXX: A Porn Parody" and "Wolverine XXX: A Porn Parody."
Auditions will take place at the Vivid offices at 3599 Cahuenga Blvd. W. and actors who want to participate need to contact producer Shylar Cobi at shylarcobi@gmail.com.
"Putting a sexy spin on characters such as Wolverine, Cyclops, Storm, Phoenix and Colossus, will be a fun challenge" said Braun. "These are two huge projects, and we need actors who are really willing to give their best."
"Wolverine XXX: A Porn Parody" will spoof the most popular X-Men character to emerge from the group, second in popularity only to Batman. “I’m staying true to the comics” said Braun, a self-professed comic book geek. “When the first X-Men movie came out I kept waiting for Logan to put on the yellow-blue costume, and as a fan I was utterly disappointed that it never happened. My parody will definitely rectify that.”
Auditions are for all main roles, including Apocalypse, Minster Sinister, Lady Deathstrike, Emma Frost, Deadpool and of course Magneto.
Disclaimer: “X-Men XXX: A Porn Parody” and “Wolverine XXX: A Porn Parody” are being produced as parody movies. The videos are not sponsored, endorsed by or affiliated with Marvel Characters, Inc. or any other person or entity affiliated with Marvel Characters, Inc or any other person or entity claiming rights to the name X-Men or Wolverine.
About Axel Braun:
The son of legendary porn-pioneer Lasse Braun, and grandson of a diplomat, Axel Braun was born and raised in Italy , where he received a privileged upper-class upbringing. Fluent in five languages, a member of MENSA, a film-school graduate, and the bearer of a Ph.D. in Psychology, Axel has a unique cultural background that definitely sets him apart from the many other directors in the Adult industry. A second-generation AVN Hall-of-Famer, over the span of his career he has won awards all over the world for Directing, Producing, Screenwriting, and Editing.
About Vivid:
Founded in 1984, Vivid has always placed heavy emphasis on high quality erotic film entertainment and has created wide brand-name awareness through its films, innovative marketing and a licensing program that extends to advertising, apparel, book publishing, and a range of other products. TV audiences have gotten to know the company’s management and talent through two recent seven-part series on Showtime, "Debbie Does Dallas …Again" and "Deeper Throat." In addition to its Vivid-Celeb imprint famous for celebrity sex tapes, the company is known for its popular Vivid-Alt and Vivid-Ed labels and its new Vivid SuperXXXHeroes imprint. The Vivid website, www.vivid.com has a loyal following of fans of Vivid movies from the industry’s largest archive.
Nyomi would be a great choice as would Steele, I can just see the short cracks but if Marcus London is cast in the movie, short should not matter. Axel, Will Ryder, and Nicholas Steele could not come up with an original idea between them. I’ll give PT some kudos, he could think up an original idea occasionally, mind you I said occasionally. Why is there open casting anyway…or is this season 3 of Vivid’s Showtime series. How’s gonna work without PT doing his Cousin Stevie to Papa Smurf’s Seymore…though that is an insult to Papa Smurf, he doesnt hide all the baggage like Adam did in his bogus adventures.
Thanks Cindi/ Señor Horse, but I’m booked on a mainstream gig Monday. I can’t talk about who I work for anymore because I have to sign “non disclosure” agreements. However, stay tuned because I just found out today that I’ll be the opening act (guitar and vocals- all my own original songs) on Jim Morrison’s birthday next month!
Mainstream like “turn on my TV and what do you know, it’s Jeremy Steele” mainstream or “Canadian horror flick, adult FYI mention” mainstream?
Also, why do we constantly need to be reminded just how “smart” Axel is? I wouldn’t call hiring an industry pariah who just got out of jail, and was suspected of cutting off a wrestler’s thumb smart, necessarily, but hey, genius works in weird ways.
Will’s idea of original is yet another awful parody he thought up while sitting on the throne that morning dropping a deuce.
I miss the days when the porn industry made decent movies that just happened to have good sex scenes in them. Movies that if you took the sex scenes out the movie could still stand on its own. Now all that gets made is cheap gonzo crap or awful parodies.
I don’t mind watching them either but sometimes ya want to watch a movie with some bite to it. Especially if you are watching it with a lady to help get her in the mood.
I don’t think some garbage barge production company is gonna make me sign a “non disclosure” agreement, Fartz. Maybe this is too difficult for you to understand since you also think LDD’s auto-replay repetitions are funny. I’m reading a true crime book called “Bad Cop, Bad Cop” where this scumbag cop plants evidence, beats innocent people up and, after pulling the same shit over and over again, finally gets what’s coming to him. Reminds me of LDD, your hero, Fartz.
Update: I’ll be jamming with Roy Lazano of Cypress Hill before the start of an A-List Fashion Show on 12/8/11. Stay tuned….
Oh, he’s not my hero, Jeremy. I think his act is tired and redundant. But every now and again he does post some funny shit. Just like every now and again, you post some funny shit. I have no personal ties here. If someone says something funny, I laugh.
Which “fuck you in your ass” comment did you think was funny?
It was the nazi memorabilia one he laid on Larry Horse that made me giggle.
He’s said that countless times and it’s nonsense. Larry is just a major porno fan, not a nazi sympathizer.
It was an okay joke. I have good pro-Zionist cred I think, I just cannot take Luke gone hardcore Orthodox which made it official, the Jews have suffered enough.
Pro-Zionist (not to be confused with Judaism)? Zionists ARE Nazis… Ashkenazis going nazi on Palestinians, and dancing Israeli Mossad agents “coincidentally” filming the first plane hitting the WTC on 9/11 (just another corporate media suppressed but highly significant news story) and jumping around and celebrating, afterwards. War is a racket and Zionism is the religious motive for those mad Nazis, Larry.
I think I should have said I hate anti-semites instead of pro-Zionist. Anti-Semites are the lowest form of scum on earth, period.
Most Jews are not Semites (which includes Arabs). Semites came from the Caucasus mountains.
http://1god1truth.blogspot.com/2009/09/what-is-semite.html
Beware of fake Jews (like Luke), which includes the Rothschilds, who are AskeNAZIs- these are the real anti-semites!
Listen to the orthodox rabbis who say that Zionism is the enemy of Judaism.
Okay how about anti-realjews? Fake Jews? Like the Fake Jew/Real Gay Army that was against Donkey?
What about Mel Brooks? If he weren’t Jewish he’d be labeled a real obsessive “anti-semite”.
Many Ashkenazi’s, according to David Mamet in ‘Bambi vs. Godzilla’, occupy the mainstream entertainment industry, Jeremy.
If only Hitler et al hadn’t made ‘eugenics’ a dirty word we might undertand and respect each other a little more..
In non-Jew news this latest parody will be as fap-deficient as the rest of ’em.
Is there any middle ground left between this creatively bankrupt shit and ‘extreme’ (ie. misogynist/misanthropist) content?
David Mamet, author of “Wag The Dog”, “The Untouchables” and “Glengarry Glen Ross”, is correct.
As one reviewer of Bambi Vs. Godzilla states, “mostly it’s sort of an unfocused rant about what every single person who has watched a single movie since 1971 already knows: Hollywood is a cynical prostitute’s game where non-creative money people force real artists to compromise, and everyone else in-between just makes crowd-pleasing trash.”
David Mamet is a beast!
Coffee is for Closers only.
Both Mamet and coffee give me dark circles under my eyes.
You should see my big brass balls, Origen..