NL- After I posted the first really badly written press release from Ideal Image Management, I talked to Tee Reel. Tee told me that he would be proofing all the releases from then on and I wouldn’t get another bad one. The following week, I got another misspelled, badly written one. I sent Tee a note and told him about it. I didn’t want to post it again and embarrass him. But I got no response. So when I just got THIS beauty, I thought I would share it with you, lol. Maybe they are badly done on purpose, so I will post them? Naw… You think they will take me off their press release list now? Yep! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TESSA! Sorry about the below, but I didn’t do it
Ideal Image Management Throw’s Birthday Bash for raising star Tessa Lane
Raising star Tessa Lane celebrates her birthday at The Federal Nightclub.
North Hollywood, CA, September 1, 2011 (North Hollywood, CA)- This Monday, Sept. 5th, Tessa Lane are pleased to invite everyone to her birthday bash. Rising starlet Tessa Lane returns from her fan-pack debut at Exxxotica in LA where she met fans and signed copies of her self produced gonzo film titled: "Down and dirty with Tessa Lane."
The highly praised venue will be hosted ( how do you host a venue?) by Tessa Lane and three high profile stars including Khloe Kush, Imani Rose and Amanda Blow. (three stars including three stars, who is it not including?)
Music will be presented by DJ Kid Fresh, who toured with celebrities such as Mariah Carey, The Dream and T-pain.
“I’m so excited it is finally my birthday! I’ve conquered so many things this year; moving to LA, starting in the business, and now celebrating my birthday, ( she conquered celebrating her birthday? ) says Tessa Lane. I’m really excited to see my industry and celebrity friends coming out to celebrate with me.”
“Tessa is everything you want and more in a porn star. She has a knock-out body, wonderful personality and is an amazing performer ” says Corey Carnes, co-partner at Ideal.
This exclusive event in honor of Tessa Lane’s birthday will be held at The Federal Bar, where she has decided to go all out this Labor Day. The two floor venue includes 2 bars and a roof top and patio. Doors open at 9:30 and red carpet will start at 10pm. The event is expected to reach maximum capacity. Dress to impress. 21 over to enter.
The Federal Bar is located 5303 Lankershim Blvd. North Hollywood, CA.
91601. Industry Free all night!
Ticket prices are $5 dollars before 11pm and $10 after and enjoy 2 for 1
drinks until 10. For more information, please visit
facebook.com/rasheedrashad818.
Tessa Lane currently can be contacted through Ideal Image Management www.iimxxx.com
Are Tori Black, Tessa Lane, and Allie Haze sisters? If not, they should play sisters in a flick.
Maybe she’s raising before she’s rising?
Did a foreigner write this? Who ever is writing these needs to learn English lol
It’s funny to me that you criticize someone for crappy press releases and your own website is almost as sloppy. SABINA Deep? Her name is Sabrina.
Glass houses much?
NL- I fixed Sabrina’s name. Thanks for letting me know. I am an overworked blogger on a porn gossip site, not a company paid to do public relations and image management for porn performers. I think Ideal Image Mgmt should be held to a MUCH higher standard, don’t you?
Cat Scratch Fever remains shit.
Ditto Ideal Image Mgmt syntax construction.
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Looks perfectly fine to me. (I speak Jive)