NL-If this happens I’m gonna be pissed that I tried to stay healthy & I didn’t party more! But seriously, when this DOESN’T happen tomorrow, what will these crazies say? They got the date wrong?
From http://www.huffingtonpost.com
Behind thousands of “Judgment Day” billboards on rural highways and city skylines, responsible for a small army of volunteers traipsing across the country to warn that the world will end on May 21, is a frail, 89-year-old California multimillionaire who runs one of the largest Christian radio networks in the world.
Each day, Harold Camping’s slow and sonorous Bible readings and his Open Forum call-in show broadcast for hours from the Oakland, Calif. headquarters of Family Radio, where Christian gospel and shows with titles such as “Beyond Intelligent Design” and “Creation Moments” punctuate his words.
And while the retired civil engineer and former Sunday school teacher has been preaching the gospel for decades and talking about God’s wrathful plan for the past two years, recent times have brought him into the spotlight like never before.
In the last week, variations of “End of the World May 21st” and “Harold Camping” have remained among the top search terms on Google. On Thursday, the Centers for Disease Control released a mock guide to the “Zombie Apocalypse” on its web site that quickly went viral.
But "it’s no laughing matter," Camping told The Huffington Post. “It is not something where it’s a tiny, tiny, tiny chance it may happen. It is going to happen.”
He and his fringe group of churchless followers believe that at 6 p.m. on Saturday, May 21, a massive earthquake will make its way around the earth, beginning in Fiji and New Zealand. Graves will open and two hundred million ‘saved’ individuals will float up to heaven. The doomed remainder will live on an unruly earth for five months before God annihilates it five months later.
Well, that would solve all our problems, wouldn’t it?
“The Bible gurantees it”?
“I know it’s absolutely true, because the Bible is always absolutely true.”
— Harold Camping, president, Family Radio
What a idiot.
Jesus is said to have said in Matthew 24:36, “Of that day and hour knows no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my father only.”
The Bible is always absolutely true? How can it be when it has contradictory statements?
For Example: Is it wrong to commit adultery and fuck whores?
(a) Yes (Exodus 20:14, Deuteronomy 5:18, Hebrews 13:4)
(b) No (Hosea 1:2 : “Go, take a unto thee a wife of whoredoms: for the land hath committed great whoredom, departing from the Lord.”… Hosea 3:1 : “Then said the Lord unto me, Go yet, love a woman beloved of her friend, yet an adultress, according to the love of the Lord toward the children of Israel, who look to other gods, and love flagons of wine”)
Everybody knows that the world will end on December, 21st next year.
I’m looking forward to five months of adventure. I’d much rather duke it out here than go to some retarded kingdom in the sky where you can’t masturbate or lust after women. Fuck a bunch of heaven, man.
Oh darn, the world hasn’t ended yet. Hopefully, Harold Camping’s career has!