Rain deGrey ( pictured above) started this whole crazy discussion when she told me- " I am the only person I know that has a distinct grilled cheese smell. Maybe that I don’t drink, smoke or eat meat is a factor? I have smelled sweet pussy, sour pussy, and pussy that smells just exactly like, well, pussy. very distinctive smell pussy is."
So I had to ask a couple of my other nutty friends what their pussys tasted like-
Lizz Tayler said " I always taste myself, it’s like water lol sometimes it has a little sweet taste to it 
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Bailey Jay said "my pussy tastes suspiciously like a butthole <3" which totally cracked me up ( I guess you need to know that Bailey is a transexual)
ElKaBongsays, who writes reviews for me says " I once fell in love w/ a girl who tasted like strawberries. Only girl I ever wanted to marry. "
Richelle Ryan says "mine tastes like cotton candy hehe 
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While they all sound interesting, I’ve always been a circus girl myself. I’d go for Richelle. What does your pussy taste like? Or what does the best pussy you ever tasted taste like?
If I could taste my own pussy, I wouldn’t leave my house!
I had some pussy at a vietnamese restaurant. It tasted like chicken.
What does my pussy taste like? Pussy.
That’s what it’s supposted to taste like.It goes a little something like this, If it tastes like fish, it’s a dish, if it tastes like cologne leave it alone.
And if it tastes like douche
Fuck it’ill it goes “woosh”!
If you like my porn star poetry, I’ll recite my “Ode to my load” next!