NL- Jeff’s newest Parody is timely to say the least! This box is a mock up, I can’t wait to see the final!
‘Not Jennifer Lopez XXX an American Idol’ Parody Coming from X-Play
.jpeg?resize=333%2C456&ssl=1)
(Hollywood, CA) Ever since superstar Jennifer Lopez became a judge on the top-rated television show American Idol her popularity has soared and now adult movie director Will Ryder is set to release a dirty spoof of the girl known as J-Lo when ‘Not® Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol’ hits stores April 28th from X-Play/ Digital Sin.
The movie pokes sexy fun at the singer/dancer/actress who each week is watched by millions of television viewers as a judge on America’s biggest talent show. The hilariously dirty porn parody movie also showcases the best hardcore sex ever shot by the 2010 AVN director of the year and promises to be one of the major blockbusters of 2011.
“Not only is this a beautifully shot movie with wonderful locations there is fantastic banging taking place including some awesome three-ways and gorgeous lesbian sex,” stated Will Ryder as he stood in line at Frye’s electronic store purchasing a cattle prod to be used on non-compliant actresses.
Starring Latina sex kitten Renae Cruz, Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: an American Idol tells the entertaining story of radical extremists who pledge to renounce terrorism worldwide if Jennifer whom they refer to as “J-Ho from American Idol” sings a live private concert for members of Al Queda in the hot Iraqi desert.
Because she has previously only lip-synced her songs when in concert, Jennifer turns down the offer for fear of singing off key putting world peace at risk creating havoc and rampant wild sex worldwide.
The first trailer will be revealed in 10 days but it is safe to say that this might be the most wonderfully insane porn movie ever shot. Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol will be in stores April 28th from X-Play/Digital Sin.
Currently X-Play the creators of Not the Bradys XXX is enjoying excellent sales of two Charlie Sheen inspired movies both starring Bree Olson. Not Charlie Sheen’s House of Whores XXX and Not Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man XXX both available from Digital Sin. The movies are doing so well in fact that X-Play is co-hosting a Charlie Sheen Winning porn party Friday, March 25th at R-Lounge in Studio City, California with OC Modeling, King Ryan Events and PornStar Tweet.
‘Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol’ will be in stores April 28th from X-Play
This parody also stars Jeremy Steele as J-Ho’s s.o. Marco Muñiz aka Marc Anthony. Watch me play “hide the taquito” with J-Ho’s “famoose caboose”!
FUCK YEAH! STEELE FTW!!!
I’m gonna rent this vid now…
Thanks Origen, do you mean “Fuck The World” or “For The Win”?
I wonder who’s going to play Randy? I have a good guess.
“Watch me play “hide the taquito” with J-Ho’s “famoose caboose”!
That’s really mature, honey. Now you make me look like an idiot.
Monica, nice to see you back from the wars. Now we need to see you get in some hot scenes.
WTF? I had no issues when you speak or write articles of who you work with for LIB. If you had did a humorous play with words like “I took his big black sausage for my first anal” I would not have tripped. I was just trying to be funny, not bragging I’m the big stud or whatever. I was pulling a Will Ryder-type self-promo, that’s all.
And origen, please don’t encourage him.
Jeremy, you know I hate it when you brag about fucking other women. It’s not just a job to you, like it is to me. You feel like a stud and you’re getting brownie points in porn star heaven.
That’s your interpretation and that’s total BULLSHIT!
Shall we turn this into a public reality show?
Please respect our privacy on this.
You started it on here. It makes me look bad. How can I not say something after you said that?
Let’s take a survey… who on here thinks what Jeremy said is insensitive and disrespectful to me?
I didn’t start anything. You did. I asked you to respect our privacy on this after having the audacity of publically putting this up in the first place, yet you still continue.
You’ve written in the LIB Rocki Whore write-up that you got paid for 3 things you love; singing, dancing and sex. You love sex as you said and it wasn’t with me. And then in your LIB anal article you said how you love to eat ass and that you ate some guy’s ass. I never tripped honestly and I never publically even said I loved fucking pussy. I made a non- sexy reference and joking reference of my dick as a taquito and was more trying to promote the movie, and the fact that I’m finally showing up in a Will Ryder parody, but you have to ruin that one moment I should’ve enjoyed. Instead, you now seek to humiliate yourself, me and us and completely contradict what it was we presented ourselves as and stood for back at the sex forum that Mark Kearns praised us for speaking at and how well we did it. Now you’re publically expressing your insecurities and seeking to publically humiliate me in the process even after I asked you to stop. I invite anyone to speak their opinion about your hypocrisy and what I said but since you did not respect my request to keep this private, consider yourself single again! Happy? Points in porn star heaven. That’s almost funny!
RIIIIIGHT! I started, because I mentioned the whole taquito/cabooose thing. Or was that you who said that. I’m not a self-proclaimed sex addict who needs variety like you admitted to me that you are. I like what I do, but I don’t revel in things. I could say, when I worked with Dane Cross he was such an amazing fuck, or when I did the Penthouse shoot how hard I came. Do I say that? Or do I just say that I did my job. I could go there too.
I give you so much and get so little back to put up with this shit.
Jeremy , i know we have argued over everything under the sun but please take this advice , JUST SAY YOU’RE SORRY.
Yeaaahhhhhh!
You have a complete double-standard but refuse to see it. If I judged you for what you’ve said publically and in LIB articles the way you judge me I’d have right to be much more upset and jealous than you, but I’m not a jealous person. You are, Ms. Scorpio. And this is not the first time you have gone public trying to humiliate me when you wigg out about your insecurities. I asked you not to make this public but you won’t stop. So as sad as this all truly is, especially since we just both lost Kitty, you made this happen, not me. You give me no choice. I refuse to put up with peoples’ humiliations anymore. Over the years preceding you I have endured well more than any mortal human can tolerate already. You have been very good to me and we had some wonderful times together but you always get highly irrational and veangeful and make mountains out of nothing, really. You choose to see it for what it’s really not. I’m glad you enjoyed your work. In actuality you should. That’s your job. And in truth you probably have enjoyed it more than I ever have so I hope you keep on getting more work. Maybe the sex will help take your mind off the love that has been lost.
You are jealous, you just don’t want to admit it. If I do a scene and you ask how it went, I say “fine”. You have to tell me how tight Amber Rayne’s pussy is. We’ve had facebook comment fights, text message fights, so what makes this any different? I feel that you approach the adult industry in a very immature way and I feel like people look at me and think ,”Oh, that poor girl has to put up with that.”
I am not jealous. That’s what you don’t get. You’re just projecting your own inner reality on me like your stupid “brownie points in heaven” comment. I used to TURN DOWN SCENES because they didn’t pay enough. You keep complaining that you think that I feel you’re not sexually attractive enough. Then at the same time you’re saying I’m jealous. Your logic contradicts itself. There’s nothing I can say to convince you. You say I’m immature and you post your hostilities publically and have no respect for my wishes. You’re making yourself look bad. I told you Amber’s pussy was tight compared to her ass. She said this about herself as well. You told me about someone in the business who split up with their s.o. because that other person was jealous and didn’t want them doing scenes even though that other person was doing scenes all the fuckin’ time. I was hoping that you and I would maintain the positive image we expressed when we spoke at that forum I got us on. You killed this between us. And tell your friends your one-sided version of events and believe they’re helping you see the light. And that facebook shit I didn’t appreciate. You started that too and some friends told me how truly pathetic it was you going public on all that.
Right, not jealous. You’ve never gotten mad when Bartholet cops a feel? You’re doing the whole “What about you, Lucky” thing. I can’t be bothered with this anymore.
By the way, what makes you think I want to know how tight Amber’s pussy is?
No, what bothered me was the fact that you told him “I’m shy”, which only encouraged more of that behavior while telling me you didn’t dig it. That showed no respect to me and our relationship based on how you’ve monogamously defined it. No offense to James but I’m not jealous of him. Why do you keep making this worse? I guess it doesn’t matter at this point. You’ve sunk my battleship and it had my heart in your harbor. I was being conversational about it. You wigg out about everything sexually related. Hypocrite! Your rationality is out the window. Very sad. Nice job!
Holy shit. Please calm down, both of you.
Lucky, I was just happy that Steele got a leading role. I just BARELY know who the fuck that chick is. I didn’t mean to stoke any jealous feelings. I don’t think Steele likes fucking around. please don’t be mad.
All I said was: Watch me play “hide the taquito” with J-Ho’s “famoose caboose”! J-Lo is famous and I was referring to the characterization of J-Lo I was working with, not Renae Cruz! Its J-Lo who has the famous ass.
All she’s said in the past is that she loves sex with others and loves eating ass.
WTF??????????????????????????
The demon of irrationality has claimed another poor soul!
I think Jeremy and I are in the “anger” stage if our grieving process (common when parents lose a child). Let’s just stop now before we say things we really regret.
Jeremy, please, this is a GOOD chick. Everybody on this earth has some kind of issue and you and Lucky are no exception. Just walk away for now, both of you, and discuss this PRIVATELY tomorrow morning. FACE TO FACE!
I understand Lucky. I know its hard to lose a companion of your own. I’m just saying, words matter and you shouldn’t say something emotionally potent on a WordPress blog…
Talk about it, face to face, tomorrow morning.
Perhaps that’s her way of finally admitting she’s wrong on this nutty nonsense.
I’m not wrong.
Yes you are.
You call what I say “bragging” but you call what you say “promoting”. This reeks of hypocrisy but you can’t smell it.
Jeremy, please. Say all this shit to her face tomorrow morning. Its just too easy to type shit out.
Please Jeremy, just listen to me dude.
At least let it be noted for the record that Lucky and I have been together for over a year and a half and although we’ve had our occasional heated arguments it has never been physical nor ever any threats of, to counter the whimsical claims made up by that stupid piece of shit Tara, based on the former claims of another idiot/nut named Sophia aka Dr. Pain.
Jeremy, shoot me an email at girlsbootylover88 at gmail…
This may be the greatest comments thread that I’ve ever read. I just got done reading a bit about how retarded Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz are for fighting over twitter, then I click over to LIB and this solid fucking gold thread. Thank you Jeremy and Lucky. Good show.
Happy to entertain you.
I’m not. Goodbye Lucky.
I’m sorry Lucky. I didn’t mean to say that. I was pissed. However I’m still through with the biz, ok?