Bristol Palin is Writing a Book

NL- Someone just shoot me…. Is the unwed teenage mom gonna write about her strong religious belief in abstinence?

Bristol Palin Book Deal Confirmed by William Morrow
By Jason Boog of http://www.mediabistro.com
Bristol Palin has landed a book deal with HarperCollins imprint William Morrow for her memoir, Not Afraid of Life. Publication is set for this summer.

The book by Palin had been rumored for weeks, and the official release calls it an “intimate behind-the-scenes look at her life.” On February 7th, the book was briefly listed on Amazon and then removed.

Check it out: “Bristol gives readers an intimate behind-the-scenes look at her life for the first time, from growing up in Alaska to coming of age amid the media and political frenzy surrounding her mother’s political rise; from becoming a single mother while still a teenager to coping as her relationship with her baby’s father crumbled publicly—not once, but twice. Bristol talks about the highs and lows of her appearance on ABC-TV’s “Dancing with the Stars,” including the aching hours of practice, the biting criticisms, and the thrill of getting to the show’s finals.  She speaks candidly of her aspirations for the future and the deep religious faith that gives her strength and inspiration. Plainspoken and disarmingly down to earth, Bristol offers new insight and understanding of who she is and what she values most.”

12 thoughts on “Bristol Palin is Writing a Book

  1. docqualizer says:

    Bristol couldn’t write her way out of a frozen or wet paper bag…LOL

  2. chitownie says:

    This retard isn’t writing jack shit.

    The same ghost writer that wrote her moronic cunt mother’s “book” is writing this.

    Perhaps the kid wouldn’t have been knocked up if she wasn’t a fucking whore bag taking on half the basketball team at parties and her family believed in real values.

    You know: Todd not being into secessionist politics, Sarah not balling Todd’s business partner behind his back, Eli’s mother not being a strung out crack head that’s been in and out of prison for meth for the past 20 years, yadda, yadda, yadda.

  3. you attack a kid like that , you speak to your mother with that mouth ?

  4. chitownie says:

    She’s not a kid. She’s a piece of shit attention whore hypocrite vying for the adoration of ugly, fat, stupid, NASCAR-loving Americans just like her gimcrack mother.

    It’s quite true in her case that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

    Family values my ass. Fuck that little whorebag and her entire family.

  5. CLASSY you certainly are a class act yourself

  6. Third Axis says:

    The ongoing Palin family trainwreck/circlejerk is something created in the belly of the media beast and shat out with regular commercial breaks. I’m with the City-of-Broad-Shouldered one on this — fuck em one and all. Mama P is hands down the worst political media creation since Reagan (who could at least verifiably act). You can practically see her jaw bobbing like one of the fucking puppets from “Team America”. I’m utterly dumbfounded that any thinking human could piss away a vote on her. And her family is even less worthy of attention. Or the price of paper.

  7. well then you better suck it up buttercup because they aint goin nowhere for a long time

  8. jeremysteele11 says:

    Welcome back 3rdAx, who do you think is dumb and dumber, Dubya and Palin or Palin and Dubya?

  9. chitownie says:

    Bush is a fucking Einstein compared to her.

  10. jeremysteele11 says:

    I think Dubya is smarter, but not a genius compared to anyone, even Sarah Palin.

    More Bush quotes:

    “You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.” –interview with CBS News’ Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006

    “You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.” -Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

    “Do you have blacks, too?” –to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001

    “I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.” –Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000

    “I’m the commander — see, I don’t need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That’s the interesting thing about being president.” –as quoted in Bob Woodward’s Bush at War

    “Oh, no, we’re not going to have any casualties.” –discussing the Iraq war with Christian Coalition founder Pat Robertson in 2003, as quoted by Robertson

    “For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It’s just unacceptable. And we’re going to do something about it.” –Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001

    “This is an impressive crowd — the haves and the have mores. Some people call you the elite — I call you my base.” –at the 2000 Al Smith dinner

    “Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.” –LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

    “I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right.” –Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001

    “The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him.” –Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001…

    “I don’t know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don’t care. It’s not that important. It’s not our priority.” –Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

    “So what?” –President Bush, responding to a an ABC News correspondent who pointed out that Al Qaeda wasn’t a threat in Iraq until after the U.S. invaded, Dec. 14, 2008

    “Can we win? I don’t think you can win it.” –after being asked whether the war on terror was winnable, “Today” show interview, Aug. 30, 2004

    “I couldn’t imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah.” –at a White House menorah lighting ceremony, Washington, D.C., Dec. 10, 2001

    “I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we’re really talking about peace.” –Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002

    “I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn’t do my job.” –to a group of Amish he met with privately, July 9, 2004

    “We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories … And we’ll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven’t found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they’re wrong, we found them.” –Washington, D.C., May 30, 2003…

    “Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!” –joking about his administration’s failure to find WMDs in Iraq as he narrated a comic slideshow during the Radio & TV Correspondents’ Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 24, 2004

    “I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.” –Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008

    “Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?” –Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000

    “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on –shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” –Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

    “Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.” –Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

    “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” –Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

    “You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn’t it? I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that.” –to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

    “Brownie, you’re doing a heck of a job.” –to FEMA director Michael Brown, who resigned 10 days later amid criticism over his handling of the Hurricane Katrina debacle, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005

    “I’m the decider, and I decide what is best. And what’s best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of Defense.” –Washington, D.C. April 18, 2006

    “I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake.” –on his best moment in office, interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006

    Yes, as scary as it sounds, Dubya is smarter than Sarah Palin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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