NL- I think they should call it Fleshdance
What a Feeling! Get Ready for Four New Parodies from Hustler Video!
(Canoga Park, CA)—Parodies are everywhere in adult entertainment these days. First started by Hustler Video and then emulated by the rest, Hustler is taking parodies beyond the sitcum. Now, with the ability to film exclusively in 3D, Hustler Video is raising the bar by making not just parodies, but porn parody masterpieces, based on modern day TV and film favorites.
It can often be frustrating to watch a sexually charged show or movie and see the lust and sexual tension between the characters, but never actually get to see the act of sex. Hustler Video knows what you want and gives it to you! Coming this fall and winter to DVD and Blu-ray players everywhere will be Hustler Video’s next generation of 3D parodies: This Ain’t Conan the Barbarian XXX 3D, This Ain’t X-Men XXX 3D, This Ain’t Terminator XXX 3D and This Ain’t Flashdance XXX 3D.
“I’m really excited about doing a parody of Conan,” said Hustler Video’s Creative Director Drew Rosenfeld. “The movie as a whole is already so sensual, it’ll be great to actually make a porn spoof and show the sex scenes that they can’t show you in mainstream movies. We’ve been so focused on special FX for This Ain’t Avatar XXX 3D, This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX 3D, and This Ain’t Harry Potter XXX 3D we wanted to add another element—Action! This movie in 3D is going to rock. As for the X-Men parody, we’ll be doing a sexed up lampoon of Chris Claremont’s classic era Uncanny X-Men. It has so much potential to be the perfect porn parody. And then there’s Flashdance…let’s face it. It made Dirty Dancing look tame. This film has been begging to be parodied into a porn since the mid 80’s!”
Hustler Video’s newest 3D parodies, This Ain’t Conan the Barbarian XXX 3D, This Ain’t X-Men XXX 3D, This Ain’t Terminator XXX 3D and This Ain’t Flashdance XXX 3D will be coming this fall and winter to DVD and Blu-ray!
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I had a theory on these 3D movies that I just had to test out. It was my personal understanding that there’s really only one thing involved in a sex scene that would pop out in a cool 3D-ish way. So I popped AvatarXXX in the store player here, donned the ridiculous glasses and set forth with my research. About one minute into the first scene, my theory was confirmed. Evan Stone’s cock was dangling all in, around, and about the screen. So in short, if you want to see some cock in yer’ face, try this 3D stuff. Needless to say, I quickly turned off the player and put the movie back on the shelves.
WARNING:
“If you want to see some cock in yer face, try this 3D stuff”. ha!
It’ll also make you cross-eyed if you watch it too much. It pisses me off they don’t explain to kids and young growing adults how bad 3D “glasses” can fuck up your vision. The blue side pulls the eyeball to focus in at one depth, and the red side pulls the other eyeball to focus in at another depth. There should be warning labels just like in drug ads. Its especially bad for children and people whos eyes are still developing as it can fuck up their eye sight permanently.
Yeah, besides months of nightmares of Evan’s cock coming out of the T.V. and terrorizing me and my family, I wasn’t too impressed with the 3D going on in that particular flick. Nintendo seems to be on to something with the glasses-free 3D slider thingabob they got coming with the 3DS, although I hear that even that is fucking with peoples vision, just not on the level as the whole glasses thing.