Smut Mutant’s BEST List

NL-My friend (and some say lover, lol) Smut Mutant put out his own list of Award Winners, and this is only his opinion ( because I actually don’t watch that much about gonzo, and love comedies, features & male talent), but he has been a critic for many years, and knows what he is talking about.

Smut writes- Since every online industry related website, x-hack, & porn publication still in print has their “Best Of” list outs, I thought I’d throw my picks into the ring. I’m not out to shill for anybody, but what I get is what I see & studios that send me screeners are the only ones going to get consideration here. Something to note regarding these selections is that I’m basically a gonzo critic. I don’t care about features, comedies, male talent, shit like that, so it’s going to be limited to studios, directors, a few standout performances & scenes, plus most importantly, the bitches & hoes. Lol

Photo is Kristina Rose as Elaine in New Sensation’s Seinfeld

Performer of the year: Kristina Rose

Newcummer of the year: Ami Jordan

Fucktoy of the year: Allyssa Hall

Best tits:
Ami Jordan

Best booty:
Mayara Shelson

Best pussy:
Gracie Glam

Euro cooze of the year:
Madison Parker

Best director:
Jim Powers

Best performance:
Kristina Rose
Kristina Rose Is Slutwoman [Elegant Angel]

Gonzo Movie of the year:
Bound 4: Rise Of The Machines [Powersville]

Best scene:
Ami Jordan
110% Natural 18 [Red Light District]

Best anal:
Ass Worship 11 [Jules Jordan Video]

Best big tit:
Boobaholics Anonymous 5 [Jules Jordan Video]

Best oral:
Suck it Dry 7 [Evil Angel]

Best POV:
POV Juggfuckers 2 [Evil Angel]

Best IR:
Oh No! There’s a Negro in My Daughter! #2 [Chatsworth Pictures]

Best milf:
Latex Milfs [Powersville]

Best g/g:
Strap On Sally 27 [Pleasure Productions]

Best Tease sequences:
Swimsuit Calendar Girls 3 (Latin Edition) [Elegant Angel]

Best net to dvd: Prime Cups 6 [Evil Angel]

Best Euro: Give Me Pink 6 [Cruel Media/Jules Jordan Video]

Best series:
Fuck Machines [JM Productions]

Top 10

I Wanna B A Porn Star 2 [Evil Angel]
Breast Worship 2 [Jules Jordan]
Massive Asses 4 [Elegant Angel]
Fuck Machines 5 [JM Productions]
Bouncy, Bouncy Biggens [Powersville]
Nice Rack 17 [Anabolic]
Whale Tail 5 [Smash]
Titty Sweat [Voyeur Media]
Bong Load Girls Vol. 1 [Punx Productions]
Big Wet Asses 14 [Elegant Angel]

Most over-rated whore: Belladonna
Most annoying meat puppet: CXXX