Marilyn Manson Is Sick, No for Real!

Various sources on the web are reporting that Marilyn Manson has Swine Flu.

Marilyn said on MySpace, "So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU. I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive.”

Readers, this would be way too easy for me to go off on, so I am going to let YOU make the jokes. I can’t wait to read them….

Thank You S. for the story idea

9 thoughts on “Marilyn Manson Is Sick, No for Real!

  1. sammyglick says:

    Marilyn Who?

    The world was a far better place, when ‘news’ wasn’t seen as being an electronic missive about a washed-up rocker (whose last hit was a cover of an annoying 80s song) telling everyone he’s got a runny nose and an upset stomach.

  2. Real Luke Ford Fan says:

    So he didn’t get swine flu from ex-girlfriend Jenna Jameson?

  3. Sinners Delight says:

    That’s funny. I thought he was suffering from Has Been Fever.

  4. Fuck him, I hate his music, This is not Rock is a fucking shit 😉 plus he is with my beloved Stoya,
    He got that flu because he is Porky the Pig

  5. fuck marilyn manson! a kiss and alice cooper rip-off!

  6. Stoya…mmm…poor girl I hope she is running to her home and escaping of that creepy androgen piece of shit, She doesn’t deserve the Gripe A (Swine Flu)

  7. So basically this washed up has been MM is calling Stoya a pig. Nice. I mean she ain’t my taste in women, but she sure ain’t a pig.

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