by Rog of RogReviews.com
Reader Email: Careers with No Anal?
Les Wants to Know
With Gianna Michaels giving up her ass for the first time in Big Wet Asses 15, the subject of anal cherries is on Les’ mind.
Les Writes:
Rog: just watched Gianna’s scene in Big Wet Asses 15 and it’s everything we all expected. Gianna is a remarkable performer, and along with all her other attributes she has the best laugh in all of porn.
Watching her do her first anal scene after several years in the business made me wonder: is there any female talent from the current time (last 8 years or so) who had a successful career and never did anal?
For that matter, has there been anyone who had a multi-year run that did not do anal?
Keep up the great work.
Hey Les. That’s a great question. It seems to be a common thing for girls these days to hold onto the A for a big payday. It worked for Eva Angelina, Sunny Lane and now Gianna. Someone else sent me a text asking if I thought Gianna’s A was “desperate or just the right time.” I honestly think that it built up a desire in fans to see it. Would it kill her career not to do it? No. She has made a great career on those fantastic tits and by being one of the hottest fucks in the business.
To your question. Is there a girl in the last eight year who hasn’t given up her ass? Jess Jane hasn’t done A with a guy. Shay Jordan didn’t do A while she was with DP. No anal for Stormy over at Wicked. Nothing yet from Asa Akira, but she’s only been around for a year. I am sure there are others, but it is still a rare thing.
Who had a long term successful career with no anal? Christy Canyon didn’t do anal with a guy. I don’t remember Tina Tyler every doing anal either. I don’t believe Serenity ever did an anal scene. (Oh wow do I miss her.) And of course Jenna Jameson. Others? I’m sure there are some, but they are few and far between.
Sunny Leone..
Sophia Santi, Jana Cova, most Wicked Girls, most Vivid girl. Oddly no importan Adam and Even girl have gone form porn with a virging ass.
Teri Weigel never has done anal. Actually she hasn’t done a gangbang, swallow, DP, etc; mainly vanilla porn!
Rachel Starr, maybe not “long term” just yet, but I bet she would look really good with something substantial in her ass.
Jenna will, believe me. Older Women Younger Men 23 or something like that. They all come back. I see it this way, if Marilyn Chambers could do it, and do it well, then all these girls should. or shouldnt consider themselves too good for it.
But why American porn cannot be like Europorn, with some exceptions nearly every scene ends with the girl taking it in the arse? It seems mandated by law over there. Look at Private high end features, nearly every scene has anal sex and ass to mouth.
But things change, in the 80s most money shots were in the buttsocks, bellies and breats of the actresses, only a few chosen did facials and cumswallowing. Now seems in mandatory. Even prissy pretty contract girls do that all the time.
Well folks, change has comming, make mandatory the anal.
Tina Tyler never did,(What nice performer, I loved her) Jesse Jane never did not anal, Roxy DeVille, Lela Star, Justine Jolie, Angelina Armani, Riley Steele, Tori Black among others…
Pepe, Lela Star has done two anals, one with Ed Powers and the other with Club Jenna.
You definitely don’t have to do A to have a successful career in porn (unless you’re a gay guy). If people want to cast you, they’ll cast you.
Harvey Dent:
Upsss, my fault 🙁 I didnt’ remember 😉 Thanks for the Lela’s info 😉
Really good names here. Thanks guys.
A reader also mentioned Gina Lynn. Long time performer with no A.
Roger, does Gina Lynn owes you a blow job, too? Man, I wonder what are you gonna do with all those IOUs you’ve been collecting for years.
Didn’t Gina Lynn do some G/G anal stuff?
Audrey Bitoni, Kylee Reese, Alexis Love…yadda, yadda, yadda never did anal.
What kind of dopy question is this!?! Because the next shoe to drop is, how does one even quantify a ‘successful’ porn career during especially the last 8 years (there’s been so much turmoil and turnover, that it’s hard to keep track of who is coming and going, retired and unretired).
Yeah Colonel I think she does. What am I going to do? That’s simple. I am going to cash them all in over a six month period, getting free BJ’s every day until I have enough to open my site SuperSecretPOVBJs.com, make a ton of money, whore my scenes out super cheap to make another ton of money and then retire to a small farm in Iowa.
I’ve heard Traci Lords and Jenna Jameson never did.
I could of sworn Traci did in one of her banned movies (maybe New Wave Hookers?). Roger or the Colonel would be the expert on that one…but again, that’s way past the basically decade mark the questioner put forth as the timeframe for the question.
As I also think someone like Paula Price or Nikki Randall never did anal either. But then, a lot of girls in the 80s and early 90s didn’t do anal. The ones who did were really spotlighted like Renee Morgan, Kitty Yung or Brandy Alexander.
Traci? Nope, hell she was relatively straight laced.
Traci Lords did one anal with their then boyfriend Tom Byron. Banned. I only have heard about it.
I once heard Traci didn’t do two things – anal and John Holmes. lol Who knows.
You know Rog, you’ve got a nice plan, but I’ll tell you why it’s not gonna work: after six months of getting blow jobs everyday, you’ll become a sex junkie and will never leave this place. So yeah, cash those IOUs as soon as you can, but you’re not gonna go anywhere, my friend, you’ll be joining the club.
As for Traci Lords, she never did anal, but she did double pussy penetration a few times. One movie that I remember for sure was Grafenberg Spot in which she did DPP with Harry Reems and some other guy I can’t remember.
You’re right Colonel, I will need to rethink my plan. Perhaps I will have to be air lifted out of Porn Valley on the 180th day. Strapped to a gurney like Hannibal Lechter and carted off to my farm in Iowa for a porn girl detox.
Or I might just get generous and start passing out the IOU’s to friends. Jesse Jane owes four…anyone want one?
Oh yeah! Jesse is beautiful!
Dating myself on Traci, but as far as I know she never did anal on screen with a penis. In Tailhouse Rock she shoved a drumstick in there at one point and she did some double vag as Colonel says above in GSpot Girls. I’m pretty sure it was Harry Reems and Rick Savage.
—One movie that I remember for sure was Grafenberg Spot in which she did DPP with Harry Reems and some other guy I can’t remember.
That would be Master Rick Savage. I wonder what he’s up to these days…..
Damm, we are old! We all have seen Traci`s movies when it was legal!
You guys are right, it could have been Rick Savege in that Traci Lord’s DPP scene. Around the early 90’s, he got into bondage and fetish stuff and started directing those kind of movies. As far as I know, he’s still around, directing and sometimes performing. A while ago I heard he moved to San Fransisco and lives and works there, I’m not sure though. I haven’t seen him or talked to him since 2002.
You would NEVER find me do anal… nope!
Sweetheart, even regular missionary position sex with you would be outrageous.
Not to get all fanboi here, but Traci is truly hot, then and now. Even though she brought untold heat, and the IRS, down on the biz, and people still despise her for that, she has gone on to do some good work in mainstream. It was good to see her going at least “near” her roots, playing a porn actress in the recent ‘Zack and Miri Make a Porno’. And that after she has so steadfastly denounced her past porn career. I remember her fondly in ‘New Wave Hookers’ and the ‘Talk Dirty to Me’ series. Pure gold.
We should get Byron to dish some good stories on little ol’ Nora Loiuse Kuzma.
—-You guys are right, it could have been Rick Savege in that Traci Lord’s DPP scene. Around the early 90’s, he got into bondage and fetish stuff and started directing those kind of movies. As far as I know, he’s still around, directing and sometimes performing.
He had already left the L.A. scene by the time I started getting to know people here and was doing his Streets of New York series. Man, those were some great movies. Entertaining stuff.
Jenaveve Jolie has yet to do anal and did Jill Kelly ever go down the Hershey Highway?
Somewhat off-topic, but Selena Steele held out doing anal until one of her last few movies before she retired (I believe the title was the aptly named Steele Butt).
Ah Selena Steele………
President my friend, you’re right, great movies, great times, great people. The old saying goes: they don’t make’m the way they useta.
And Sammy, Jill Kelly did a few anal scenes, mostly with her then boyfriend Eric Price. Between 1996-1997 she exclusively performed boy/girl scenes with him untill they broke up and she went back to work with multiple partners again. Man, these monogamous whores who exclusively work with their pimp boyfriend/husbands always crack me up. You know what’s the best part? The guy can work with AKA fuck anybody he wants, but the gal only works with AKA fucks him. It’s like the porn version of Taliban.
Did Racquel Darrian ever do anal? I don’t remember her ever doing any. Another chick who only worked with her husband, which I hated since she was so hot and he was such a lackluster tool.
Just found an old Luke Ford post from ’07, where someone claimed to have paid 5K to buy Darrien’s escorting services, while husband Derrick Lane was present in the room. Apparently she did work with other men after divorcing Lane in 2000 and later going under contract for Vivid. I’d guess that she must have done anal at some point there.
As far as I know, Racquel Darrian never did anal, one of those whores who never took full advantage of her potentials. Honestly man, I prefer asshole over pussy any given day. I believe if somebody is going to whore herself on camera, she gotta go the whole 9 yards, of course as long as she enjoys what she does. That’s why the profession of adult performing is not for everybody, even though everybody can get in.
Take for instane my beloved Annette Schwarz: the indisputable queen of nasty. With her, everything is on the menu and the sky is the limit: DP, fisting, pissing, enema, anything and everything. Furthermore, she always spices up the scenes with her genius improvisations. I’ve shot her several times and have worked with her on her web site as well. In one scene, she shoved her panties in her asshole, took it off and wore it on her face. It was such a great moment in my fucking life.
I knew it all along!!!, congrats really you finally grown to accept yourself, even at you’re advanced age. Be proud and queer, this is the only honest thing you have ever written.
The Colonel Says
“…..I prefer asshole over pussy any given day”
Colonel, I love ya buddy, but Bored fan that was funny as shit. I just spit my bud all over the screen. Word up.
Thank you YoHo, “the colonel” backed right into that. I know a fraud when I see one, this is why I call him out on his ignorance. I don’t back down and run, like he thinks most will. Telling someone to “fuck off” every time anyone dares to challenge is a sure sign of serious “self esteem” issues.
Here’s the point: a whore has three holes: mouth, pussy and asshole. Of all those three holes, her asshole is my most favorite part. So Boredfan, I’m not surprised at all that your ignorant mind can’t understand this simple fact. Tell me what was the last time you got laid. More power to the palm of your masturbating hand.
P.S: I saw you today, I gave you a $20 and you gave my change back from behind the cash register at the gas station where you work for 8 bucks an hour, later on you bagged my grocery at the grocery store where you collect carts and wash toilets for 8 bucks an hour, and when I went to get my launch, you served me with a smile on your face at the cafe where you work for 8 bucks an hour and kiss people’s ass to get tips. You get where I’m going with this? You’re a piece of shit, a scumbag, a dime a fucking dozen minimum wage earning, uneducated, pathetic average Joe loser. So don’t expect any other response from me other than what you deserve, which is and always will be go fuck yourself.
To The Colonel: You are an embarrassment to all those in the male species. You are consistently trying to convince those who address you that you will kick them off this site. It has been proven repeatedly that you have no power here whatsoever. The only one who thinks you possess some kind of superiority on this website is you, and that is caused by your delusions of grandeur, a mental illness with which you are affected. The verbose commentary you espouse degrading women shows your true colors. If any responder is to be kicked off this site permanently, it should be you. You are a disgrace to the human race. If others who read this would please add their endorsement to have The Colonel removed from this website, it would show your understanding of how people should treat one another. I thank you.
A.W.
Amywan, you’re whining on the wrong board. Thumbs up to The Colonel – he STAYS in the arena!
Amy, does this mean you’re having a crush on me and digging me? Send me some pictures of your tits and ass so I see if you’ll get qualified.
By the way, I don’t degrade whores, I love whores. They’re an important part of my personal and professional life. It’s desperate, insecure, middle age housewives like you who feel uncomfortable and uncertain about their sexuality because they’re fat and stinky and ugly and can’t get laid because their husbands don’t want to dip their little dicks in them anymore. But I tell you, any given day, I wouldn’t trade you for the baby wipes my sweetheart Annette Schwarz uses to clean her asshole after a long day shoot. Get the fuck out of here and go get the new book Oprah recommended you and your coleagues to buy this week.
Amywan, as a woman.. I appreciate you having a voice, but don’t put much stock in anyone on here (myself included I guess..)
Some men are pretty scared right now..porn has been the last place for misogyny to be allowed to run rampant, so they use words they think have power over women “whore, slut..” to remind us that our equality is new (a silly concept, as we are just getting it back). I am not targeting any of this to any specific men on here, so save all your anger for a woman who can be offended. I also think some women are now being really sensitive to some words, in an attempt to reclaim power. As much as I understand it.. I love being called a whore in the right context 😉
Some porn is made to make loser men feel powerful and make a woman feel shame and perpetuate the idea that sex is something done to us, not with us. But oh no! Many women embraced porn, and are starting to make it and change the way it is done (be it erotica based or hardcore fucking) and many men are loving it, and proud to be a part of it… So instead of giving the men that insult us the power of attention.. Let us applaud the men who love us when we are being smart or slutty (or both at once!).. because they know we are more than a throat and an asshole, but can also let us use our throats and assholes too 🙂 Cheers to Tommy Pistol, Carlos Batts, Otto Bauer, Evan Stone, and all the nice guys of porn! Let us applaud a man who knows we can be more than either a virgin or a whore. Also remember.. most of the guys on here do understand the difference of the concept of a fantasy “whore” and don’t go around yelling at the cashier at Wal-Mart to gag on their cocks 🙂
Ms.SmutPeddler, I get the idea that you run a porn shop, or as old timers like myself would like to call them adult book store. That means you’re a part of the adult industry and are familiar with the mentality and vibe of this industry.
Furthermore, you’re read my previous articles including the one about the limitations of freedom of expression and commented on that as well. So you must be able to catch my drift when I refer to female performers as whores, you must be able to understand that I don’t use that term in a deragetory manner. I’m calling a spade a spade and female performers who are my friends get a kick out of it and take it as a complement every time I call them whores. Only insecure, repressed, weak women can get offended by being called whores, and I could care less about them and their feelings.
In a sense, all of us in the adult industry are whores, you and I included. I for one like it. Apparently you like it, too. Cheers.
Hey Colonel, I’m also Amy….
fuckin stroke…
i do endorse the colonel, wholeheartedly! how’s it going in “the city of angels” today.
its hard for him being the LIB intern and all, making coffee, answering phones, especially at his age… that’s why they say going to college is real important, but you are looking down on retirement with no education and job skills, typical of most sex workers, you gotta do what you gotta do… colonel knows I like my coffee like he likes his dick, black and strong
All said and done, Al/Bruce, you are a fucking loser and you will be a fucking loser untill the end of time, and all the monkey dance in the world won’t change that. Rest assures, my little bitch, I won’t be retiring anytime soon, at the current time I’m enjoying my life and my line of work too much, and if and when I get retired, I’ll live quite comfortably. It’s you who should be concerned about your future, but you’re too busy proving yourself to people who either pity you or despise you or just don’t give two shits about you. That’s the case, so keep on dancing my monkey. You are what you are, and that is a piece of hacked up, dried up monkey shit. I’m glad I hit you where it hurts and got you all crazy and desperate and worked up. Your pain is my sweet pleasure.
Thank you Jerry, the city of angels was hot today, business goes on as usual and Al Blanco/Bruce is my fucking bitch.
Fuck you Alfonso, keep dancing, don’t you dare to stop untill I tell you, you piece of monkey shit.
wooooooow, you have problems, LOL
just make sure it doesn’t take you so long to come back from starbucks’s with cindi, darrah and my coffee… and then maybe, just maybe, but probably not, she’ll put you up as a member of the site, LOL
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awwwwwwww, no colonel anywhere, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, yes yes “the colonel” you got me again. I did take you’re money at the pharmacy. You refilled you’re viagra prescription, and replaced you’re worn out dentures. I didn’t notice you in you’re wheel chair, along with the orderlies. Someone you’re age should know the “minimum wage” back in the 1940’s, you remember those times you were in you’re “formative” years then. Do you remember ten cents a gallons for gas? You could buy a home for 10K then…remember those times? Even with a industrial supply of viagra you couldn’t fuck jello!! you geriatric limp dick. And fuck off to you also!!!
PS pornfan, “the colonel” needs his shoes shined…get on you’re knees and service him also, he will loose feeling down there if its not done.
The Colonel Says:
Here’s the point: a whore has three holes: mouth, pussy and asshole. Of all those three holes, her asshole is my most favorite part. So Boredfan, I’m not surprised at all that your ignorant mind can’t understand this simple fact. Tell me what was the last time you got laid. More power to the palm of your masturbating hand.
P.S: I saw you today, I gave you a $20 and you gave my change back from behind the cash register at the gas station where you work for 8 bucks an hour, later on you bagged my grocery at the grocery store where you collect carts and wash toilets for 8 bucks an hour, and when I went to get my launch, you served me with a smile on your face at the cafe where you work for 8 bucks an hour and kiss people’s ass to get tips. You get where I’m going with this? You’re a piece of shit, a scumbag, a dime a fucking dozen minimum wage earning, uneducated, pathetic average Joe loser. So don’t expect any other response from me other than what you deserve, which is and always will be go fuck yourself.
Speaking of coffee, I hear Charlie Benante of Anthrax and Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine own a coffee line. Any of you chaps ever hear of it or try it?
Good day
Now back to the original subject here, who never gave up the ass? Well everyone of this board who is actually in the biz knows for a fact that the Colonel does NOT belong on this list, sure it was just a strap-on, but hey, it makes him ineligible for the list.
Did Dani Woodward ever do an anal scene?
No strap-ons for me, General, how about you? You already tols us your name and where you live, haven’t you? Now tell us more about your sex life.
By the way, Al/Bruce, coffee; is that the best you can come up with? I know you’re trying to be funny, but you keep failing in even being a clown, just like you have failed in everything else in life. Still, I get a kick out of you, just like I get a kick out of watching the dance of mentally retards. You and a six pack beer, now that’s what I call cheap entertainment.
Colone, what did you say? I couldnt understand a word you said becasue of that cock in your mouth. And the Colonels name is……tune in Monday at 6:00pst
damn, I thought you and general and sohpia were friends… LMFAO… that means laughin my fuckin ass off, I know you are a tech neophyte
Colonel/Douchebag, actually no, you do get us copies from Kinko’s every now and then
I’m friends with Sophia and General, you don’t worry about that, Al/Bruce.
I thought about your coffee joke, and here’s what we can do to make it actually funny: I’ll get the coffee, you bend over and I’ll get one of my whores to do a coffee enema on you. Then you can push your asshole and shoot the coffee out of it and then lick it off the floor while barking like a dog. This is how the comedy is supposed to be done, you buffoon bi-polar fuck.
P.S: I’m glad you’re back, Im having so much fun with you. I’ll drive you like a beat up Chevy all across the Route 66 and make you dance untill you drop.
Where the hell did you go, Alfonso? I didn’t tell you to stop, I told you to keep dancing. Get your loser ass back here and entertain me, that’s an executive order, you fucking little fuck.
This is why we need universal healthcare
We need universal healthcare to pay for your medical bills after you got your asshole torn out during the coffee enema. Only if the universal healthcare could cure your broken heart and damaged emotions too, it would have been a fucking miracle.
Do you really consider yourself a well adjusted 47 year old man?
I can already picture your response… “I’m not as well adjusted as _______ up your ass is”
You are transfixed with assholes, come out the closet brotha
There’s no closet, you’re just being a lazy fuck, not trying hard enough to be funny and entertain me. You sound depressed, Alfonso, maybe it’s the end of the month and you’re in a fucked up mood because you don’t have money to pay your rent, or maybe I need to get myself a new clown. Either way, I’ll catch you later.