Heidi Mayne Tried to Take Bruno’s Virginity
June 24, 2009
Venice, CA – If there is one thing you can say about sexy MILF Heidi Mayne, it’s that she has an extraordinary sense of humor. That’s why when she saw comedian Sacha Baron Cohen recently on Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards dressed as his latest incarnation Bruno she burst into side-splitting peels of laughter. She picked up her phone and dialed her publicist who confirmed that she had indeed been duped by Cohen and his cohorts and was actually in the new movie Bruno – which premieres today in Los Angeles.
“In October 2008, I was called by my agent, LA Direct Models, and asked if I would be interested in performing in a very unorthodox shoot,” Heidi explains. “The premise was that this ‘guy’ was a 30-something-year-old virgin and he want to lose his virginity to a porn star on camera. I was told he was AIM tested, so of course, I was game.” From the start Heidi thought something was just a little off, but didn’t want to
make trouble.
“I arrived on set and met a surprisingly large crew,” Heidi laughs. “The director tells me that the guy is very nervous and needs to be coaxed a bit, but he is totally in agreement with whatever I do to him. I was also told not to let him out of the bedroom. I found this very strange and inquired about the legal ramifications of practically ‘raping’ the poor guy, but the director said there would be no issue like that, I needed to get him completely naked and try to take advantage of him.”
According to the bemused adult film actress, that was when things got a little strange.
“So I’m in the bedroom with him and the first thing I notice is that he is wearing way too much makeup. I went with it and started talking to him and he had the worst fake German accent.”
From there things got even stranger.
“I start to get frisky with him and he basically starts running all around the room as if I’m a blood-sucking vampire out to drain him dry,” Heidi explains. “He was acting terrified! I start stripping him down and notice that dude has on like three layers of underwear. At this point I was personally convinced that this was a gag, but I was still going with it. He asks me to put on a t-shirt that has the print of a naked man’s chest on it and a mustache. He continues to run all around the room until I get him completely naked, at which point he cups his ‘package’ with his hands and barrel roll jumps out the window, through the glass–and I’m standing there thinking, This cannot be real.”
This week her suspicions were confirmed while channel surfing and running into one of Cohen’s eccentric movie promotions in full character.
“I’m just flipping through the channels when I see Sacha Baron Cohen come out dressed as his character Bruno, and my jaw hit the floor. I called my publicist and he confirmed that I was in fact shot for the movie!”
While many of the people that end up in Sacha’s movies end up angry, Heidi found the whole incident funny.
“I personally didn’t and don’t mind being made fun of,” the patient blonde beauty laughs. “I find it rather amusing, they paid me well to not have sex with Sacha Baron Cohen. All I want to know is, can I walk the red carpet for the premiere?”
Calls made to the production company confirmed that Heidi Mayne was indeed shot for the upcoming blockbuster summer comedy.
Verry Niiice! I like it!
Sorry, that was SO 2006.
Did you see the clip where he adopts a black kid and names him O.J.?
Yep. So un PC!