Q & A with Evan Seinfeld- Part 4- Oz, Meeting Tera, Doing Porn

By Al Blanco

AL:  I was addicted to Oz when it first came out but got disappointed towards the end when it started turning into a soap opera of sorts.  Was that your first foray into acting?  What was it like to portray a character who was down with the Aryans (though he himself was in the biker clique I believe)?

E:  It was my first acting job, they pulled me off the stage at the Hammerstein ballroom when we were playing with Insane Clown Posse and brought me to meet Tom Fontana.  He asked me to come to the set and read a script, I thought it was an audition, but actually it was the SHOW itself. They read an interview where I named it as my favorite show and my old A&R guy at Roadrunner connected me with them.  After 5 years and 40 commercial free episodes, I felt like an actor who was very fortunate to have some killer on the job training.  It was cool to play a biker, as I ride and it was not a stretch. Chuck Zito was there as my personal script supervisor, lol. Hanging white in prison was the idea behind the Aryans and bikers together. Some of the stories were unbelievable, but hey, people love bad guys.  A lot of people would come over and be like, hey man, I just got out of prison, I really relate, it was cool.  It got a little soupy at the end, but hey man it was still the best show ever, except Family Guy.

AL: (Chuck Zito is straight gangsta!) I’ve read that Tera contacted you after seeing you in Oz and neither of you previously knew who the other was.  Were you traditionally into porn?  What were your initial thoughts of being seriously involved with someone who makes porn?

E:  We didn’t know each other but we were attracted.  I was making a Biohazard album, New World Disorder, and shooting Oz, being a single dad.  She was in L.A. shooting for Playboy TV.   We spoke on the phone for 3 months and fell in love, I was a little nervous about measuring up to her sex-pectations, but deep inside I knew we were the freaks of the week for each other. We are to this day so sexually compatible. Initially, I never thought I could be serious about a porn star but you live and learn that hey, it is only sex. Love is so much more. I have an incredible life, I would not knowingly trade for another.

AL:  At what point did you decide to make the jump into porn?  Was your first scene nerve-racking at all?  When I interviewed Necro one of the reasons he said he would not make a similar transition when I referenced you doing it was that he has reservations over what his fans would think.  How have your Biohazard fans reacted to you doing porn?

E:  I don’t really care what anyone thinks, that is what hardcore is really about.  Way more of my fans think it is cool than not.  Shit I don’t judge what anyone else does for work or play, as long as you are not hurting anyone else and it is not like anyone is going to MAKE you watch my porn.  Basically if you are so uptight that someone having fun and making money having sex with hot chicks makes you uncomfortable, you were never cool enough to like Biohazard or hardcore, metal or rock in the first place. When did rock become so gay anyway? I never understood the whole thing of rappers standing around in a porn movie with their clothes still on.  To me, sex is not a spectator sport, I gotta get mine! My first scene was in TERA TERA TERA and was directed by world famous drag queen Chi Chi Larue. He was screaming about my cock being so big, and it was totally unnerving. Eventually I asked him to please stop calling my name while I was trying to fuck my chick in strange positions.. Performing on camera comes easy to an exhibitionist like me, and now I feel like I have a black belt in on camera fucking.  But hey, this was uncharted territory.   As far as I know, I am the first mainstream actor, musician, etc to do porn, and not act like it was some leaked video, lol. Paris, Kim, whatever yo.  Take ownership, yeah I fuck, you got the balls?

AL:  (Even better put.  Rock is mad gay nowadays, I don’t listen to it for the most part.  I can’t stand that Kings of Leon song "Sex Is On Fire"  If the sex is on fire, one of yous got an STD, ya know?) Your name Spyder Jones made me think of something, which is the fact that there are a lot of Jewish performers, however there are no porn names I can think of with Jewish surnames.  I’m Jewish myself and that kind of boggled my mind.  Why did you pick an Anglo last name for your porn name?  Now that I think about it Spyder Greenberg or Spyder Jonestein doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.

E: Spyder Abramowitz, Spyder Mendlebaum, and Spyder Levine were all taken. LOL. The idea was for the name to sound like a basketball player swinger brother from the 70’s, you know the kind of guy with a motherfucker mustache that referred to himself in the third person, like "spyder is ready to get his dick sucked now, where the white women be at????"

AL:  (LMAO, I feel you, that’s hot.  Someone’s gonna take Spyder Abramowitz I think though, that’s too hot)What has been your favorite and least favorite experiences in the porn game?

E:  I love the production side of it and although it is very profitable, there are some of the shittiest people I have ever met in my life in this business. People don’t pay their bills and don’t have a lot of respect. In the golden era of porn when the mob ran shit, I would have gotten along a lot better. People in this business are jealous and haters mostly, never to my face, but hey, I got the hottest girl in the business and I made sure that no one would ever exploit her from the day we met. I helped her build an empire, she is all about female empowerment. Most porn people are frustrated flunkees who never did anything else in their lives. All the awards and shit are fixed and so lame.  This is the only industry in the world where people cannibalize their own market and undersell themselves due to over saturation. Between that and piracy, like p2p and tube sites, I’m watching this fast become the music business all over again. When everyone is stealing free porn, no one will be able to afford to produce high end porn, as it is becoming less and less profitable every day. We will always survive as we have a great brand in Tera, but I feel bad for no name porn companies with nothing original or exclusive, content is king, and my wife is the princess.