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You Think Fucking on Film for a Living is EASY?

 

Walk The Walk

By The Colonel

I’m sick and tired with debating over  what it is and what does it take to be a porn dude with those who have absolutely no idea what the fuck they’re talking about. Let me put it this way: you think fucking on film for a living is easy? Fine. You think anybody can take a bunch of pills or shoot his dick and get it hard in a room full of strangers, maintain his hardness, fuck for 30 to 40 minutes straight, poses uncomfortable positions so the camera guys can take proper shots and then cum on demand; you think it’s all easy? Fine. I don’t know where this comparison between an adult performer and a cop or fire man or Wall Mart cashier or whatever the fuck comes from and how could it be relevant, and I don’t give a shit either.

So here’s the deal: I’m willing to give anybody who wants to try for himself a shot. My friend Cindi has my personal and business information. Send her an email with a brief description of yourself and at least 2 pictures  and ask her to forward it to me. I’ll give you the chance to be in a porn movie. You must live in Los Angeles area or willing to travel and stay temporarily on your own expenses. In addition, you must pay $120 to get tested and obtain Viagra, similar pills or Caverject either through your insurance or by paying from your pocket. Once you were set, I’ll manage a shoot for you, and after that you’ll be on your own, pal.

However, let me tell you what will more likely happen because I’ve seen this scenario too many times: once you enter  the room filled  with the girl, the director and probably his guests, two camera men, make-up artist and PA, even if you’ve already taken Viagra or any other similar pills or have injected yourself with Caverject, you can’t get hard. Why? Because all those supplements only maintain your hardness after  you’re sexually aroused and hard, they don’t cause arousal,  and trust me  in an uncomfortable, unfamiliar and stressful environment with that many strangers around you, the chances are you can’t and won’t get sexually aroused, and you can’t depend on the girl to arouse you either. I’ll tell you what her answer would be if you ask her to help you to get it hard. She’ll  tell you she’s here to fuck you on film, that’s her job, nobody pays her to suck your dick off camera; and my friends everything you’ve heard about the fluffers, well let me put it this way: they’re as much real as the Santa Claus, nobody in this business hires extra whores to suck your dick and service you off camera.  Either you get it hard on your own or you don’t; and even if you do get it hard, chances are you can’t maintain it long enough. Because the director constantly orders you to stop, change your position or pose for hardcore stills. Even if you manage through all that, again the chances are you’re gonna pop long before 30 or 40 minutes of needed and required footage is recorded.

This was a brief description of the work of a male performer, so now you know why you keep seeing the same guys in every porn scenes, because mentally and phisycally, there aren’t many guys who can do this. Many guys try, fail and leave but there are only a handful of guys who’ve been doing this for a long time and now you understand. Even if you’ve already shot some amateur stuff with your girl friend or wife using a camera on tripod or your best buddy to film the scene, you need to know that’s an entirely different experience form shooting a professional scene in a business oriented environment. Remember, when on a set, you’re not getting paid to have fun and enjoy yourself; if you enjoy the work, good for you, but mainly you’re getting paid to do a job. And a job is just that: a fucking job.

After all said, I’m down with you guys. Here’s your chance to take your shot. Don’t just talk the talk, walk the walk and see for yourself.

 

NL- Really interesting topic Colonel. Maybe you can do a part 2 & 3?

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