(NL-The Colonel wrote & sent this to me on Thursday afternoon, I’m afrid I was unable to get internet service and post it until just now)
Generation Axed
By The Colonel
I tuned into CNN this morning, and not to my surprise Larry Flynt and Joe Francis and their porn industry bailout proposal was one of the headlines, but what surprised me was the way CNN was representing and analyzing the story as if it’s a serious agenda and not just a hoax, they even got into a heated debate and started speculating reactions of democrats and republicans and so on. And guys, this is what freaks me out: people in this country have become so politically correct, so obsessed with hotel/bar conversations and so ignorant that they can no longer see and distinguish the thick line between fact and fiction, humor and tragedy, and serious news and tabloid hoaxes. In today’s America the most reliable magazine is not Time , it’s National Enquirer, the most important TV program is not 60 Minutes, it’s American Idol, and our news commentators are not Harvard University professors, they’re desperate suburban housewives with a highly inflated sense of their relevance and influence. This is what America has become: the home of the stupid, the land of the moron.
America, love it or hate it, but you can never change it, only a fool will keep on hitting his head against a brick wall thinking and wishing he can change it. Once we were a great, solemn nation, an inspiration to the world, but now look at us, we’re a disgusting, foul global joke, we and our retarded evil leaders, our ridiculous national debt, our cancer friendly junk foods and our trash TV and it’s 24/7 broadcasting of lies, misinformation, stupidity, sloth and despicable celebrities. No wonder we’re internationally scorned and hated.
So what about the future? Well, what about it? You reap what you saw, you create a system that is highly capable of producing and developing stupid morons in an overpopulated dying world which is running out of all resources, so what do you expect, a miracle? It’s a simple equation: garbage in, garbage out.; and it’s nothing new under the blue sky. Fucking Romans could tell you if they were still around.
Now let’s go back to Uncle Larry and Joe his evil minion and their porn industry bailout plan. CNN report mentions 13 billion dollar adult industry is in turmoil. First things first: the size of the adult industry can and will never be determined due to several facts, for example a big chunk of transactions in this industry are cash transactions, from the dealings between performers and producers to producers and distributors and so on, and they leave no record or track , another big chunk of transactions take place between domestic producers and foreign buyers (retailers, vendors, cable channels, etc.) and the money goes into off shore bank accounts, again, without leaving any record or track, and finally everybody lies in this industry: producers exaggerate the quantity of products they sell, performers exaggerate the amount of work they do and the amount of money they make, and the circle of lies goes on and on. Therefore, there is no certainty about the size of the adult industry, never was, and never will be, but it sure is much smaller than 13 billion dollars, the number some industry parasites took out of their asses and shoved into mainstream media’s throat.
Larry Flynt is an interesting guy, he has a macabre talent of mocking hypocrite, ignorant America and spit the government’s bullshit back at it’s face, he lost and sacrificed so much over the past 30 years, and the best part is he’s still pulling it off, he’s still sticking it to them and leaving them with their thumbs up their asses. They still don’t see and don’t understand how he’s fucking with them by his sardonic comments and disdainfully humorous proposals, so they keep on debating and analyzing his cruel jokes while Uncle Larry is laughing all the way to the bank.
You did it again, Larry. I salute you.
Sir, I agree with you.
I applaud Larry practical joke!
I want a personal bailout too!
Rics my friend, that’s the point: in a truely democratic system, either everybody deserves a bailout, or nobody does.
I’d like to propose a bailout for scumbag fan boys, between paying rent on sharing ghetto apartments, ordering from McDonald’s dollar menu and buying daily bus fares, they can never save enough of the minimum wage they earn to do anything constructive, or at least fun with thier pathetic lives, but if they get bailed out, maybe they have enough money to at least pay for porn they jerk off to instead of stealing it.
rics, we did get a personal bailout. The despicable Bush administration gave every citizen at least 600 bucks last year in a vain attempt to keep their head above water until Inauguration Day. Of course it didn’t really work but it proves how pathetic they are.
Larry Flynt is the greatest American pornographer…ever. Screw that old fart at the Mansion.
Six hundred dollar stimulus payment which was burnt on hookers and booze and coke. Bush and his colleagues did a fine job at buying the last remains of American people’s dignity. I gotta adimit though, I was surprised at how cheap Americans sold themselves out. Shame.
Big Gov Republicans presidencies often end up wrecking that party and opening the way for democrats who are also the big spender, let me buy your votes too but far smarter and more efective at that.
BTW, Mr Change has not opposed a single bailout yet.
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. And you will be fooled again.
Colors change, faces change, but the politics of exploitation, greed and hypocrisy remain the same.
The way it’s all going, the only alternative will be to start another war, bigger, longer and uglier. During crisis as big as what we’re currently going through, war is the eventual solution. War is capitalism’s bread and butter and the ultimate tool to guarantee it’s survival. Look at the political and economical climate of two previous world wars. Apparently history is repeating itself again.
SO Colonel are you saying you did not cash your $600.00 check, or that you spent it on hookers, booze and coke?
Now who is living in a bubble?
Kay my dear, I cashed my $600 check and gave the money to an industry friend to buy wardrobe for herself, but I know plenty people who spent it on hookers and booze and coke; what did you do with yours?
And as for bubble, we all are living in it, me, you, everybody.
Colonel you know that my halo sparkles just as much as yours does. I paid a families oil bill for them.
Yes we may live in a bubble but ours are two separate. My bubble is much larger then yours and reaches farther then yours.
You need to grow your bubble.
Remember the world is not all doom and gloom.
Kay, we’re all in this together, and we’re all fucked for life. The difference between me and you is that I call it what it is and you don’t, or can’t, pick whichever that is more convinient for you.
I see your point, the world is not all doom and gloom, there’s ice cream, super market discount coupons and Disney cartoons. You know what I say to that? Thank god for the bomb.
Now I feel bad, I spent my 600 bucks on hookers, booze and..well..MORE hookers.