Op/ED
I finished my AVN voting right before Xmas, I just voted in the last round of Rog’s awards, now I have to send in my noms for the XRCO (X-Rated Critics Org) Awards. Here are my own ideas for awards, not using anyone categories but my own-
Feel free to offer your suggestions for what I should nominate. I have some off the top of my head, and if I remember them that well after all the movies I watch, they deserve it-
Not Bewitched XXX- (X-Play)My first thoughts go to this movie because there was so many good things about it. Best comedy, Best supporting actress-Teagan, best non-sex role-Nina Hartley, Best director-Will Ryder, Best screenplay, Best Art Direction ( I am not exactly sure what this is, but) if it is for scenery, costumes, sets and props, this movie has it "right on".
Fallen (Wicked)- Best actress-jessica drake, Best Director-Brad Armstrong, Best Screenplay,
Best Newbies-Ryder Skye, Sadie West
Best comeback-Briana Banks]
Waste of Money- Truthfully Pirates 2 is by far not the worst porn movie i have seen this year,(I would give it a 5 out of 10), but if I consider the budget that that was spent on it, it was the biggest waste of money. If you told me this movie cost 100k I would have been okay with it, but when it is up against movies that actually did cost that amount, and the million dollar figure is being thrown around, it is a joke. While it is hard to compare apples and oranges as far as budget is concerned, when I see a movie that cost less then 100k, and Pirates which is promoted to be over the million mark,are compared, Pirates is an embarrassment, and a joke. When Will Ryder can make a better movie for 1 tenth the budget, I suggest DP hire him. Or maybe they want to consider learning from Kimberly Kane, Eli Cross, Lexington Steele, Jules Jordan, Jim Powers, and /or Andre Madness (and so many more) that a good movie can be made without a million dollar budget, or to put it another way, a million dollar budget, does not a good movie make, and sometimes you can promote your ass off, but if the movie ain’t all that, you AIN’T gonna recoup.
Best movies-Burn, Fallen, Bewitched,
Most innovative-Race2Race
I want to add people on to this list-
Best underappreciated Actor- Voodoo, Hershel Savage
Best underappreciated Actress- Lezlie Zen, Savanna Samson
Best Tattoos- Janine, Belladonna
Worst Tattoos-anyone with the bellybutton ring thing going on.
LIB wrote: Best comeback-Briana Banks]
I wonder how the real Luke Ford, Tawny Roberts, Club Jenna and Bobby Vitale’s judgements on that is?
no priya on best newbies?
Ooh, is there drama between Briana Banks and Tawny Roberts?
Briana Banks sort of sucks. I remember there was a part in the Violation of Briana Banks where the girl yell at her “Smell her ass!” Those movies are hilarious.
Wake me up when there is a Mirage comeback!