Year End Wrap Up
I would like to start off by wishing you and yours Season’s Greetings and the very best of wishes in the New Year. Isn’t it amazing how the year just flies by? I for one am looking forward to seeing the ass-end of 2008. Not that is was a terrible year, lots of great things happened and I was involved in a lot of great projects but I am just ready to start the new year and see what new adventures 2009 brings…
Here are some of the year’s highlights for me, work and otherwise (in no particular order):
– Lots of great new scenes! DVD and internet….
– Upload won a buttload of awards, including:
8 AVN Awards last January
XRCO Best Epic and Most Outrageous DVD Extras (Sock Puppet Porn, baby!)
Best Epic from Xbiz
Best Feature; Editor’s Choice at the Nightmoves Awards Show in Tampa
– I won awards!
AVN Awards: Best Supporting Actress Film and Best Oral Sex Scene, both for my performances in Vivid’s Layout.
XRCO MILF of the Year
– The Friday Night Threeway (with myself and my good friend Derrick Pierce) was created on Playboy Radio and can be heard weekly from 7-9 pm PST on Sirius/XM 99
– I performed in my first Burlesque Show with my friend (fetish model/Burlesque performer) Shelby Jones in a tribute to St. Patrick’s Day
– I traveled to Budapest, Slovakia (Elizabeth Bathory’s castle) and Amsterdam
– We took a holiday in the Dominican Republic
– I did personal appearances in Mexico City, Vegas, Dallas and Palm Springs
– I started my kick-ass new tattoo in April and finished it (maybe) in December
– Simon Pegg knows who I am, answered my questions in an interview and mentioned me in his blog! Geeks of the world unite!
– I directed Bitch & Moan 2 for Adam & Eve and it received an AVN Nomination for the 2009 Awards
– I worked often for my dear friend, director Nica Noelle for Sweetheart Video
– Worked on Icon for SexZ Pictures as Art Direction, BTS and appeared in the video for The Cock Diesel included in the movie. AND Icon recieved 7 AVN Nominations for the 2009 AVN Awards in January.
– Performed in 3 scenes for Kink.com – www.sexandsubmission.com, www.hogtied.com, and www.wiredpussy.com.
– Had my directing debut for Kink.com – to be posted soon
– Survived The 8th Day (Adam & Eve) – the 8 day shoot that turned into a 5 month shoot.
For photos on almost all of the stuff on the above list check out my photo albums – particularly "Candidly Me" and "Ink Me" and Me Photographing Me".
Lots of accomplishments, fabulous new friends (you know who you are!), great projects and great memories. For those not-so-great moments; it’s all part of the adventure, I say. Someday, good or bad, it will make a great story.
I am starting the new year off right. Much to the dismay of many, I will not be attending the AEE Convention in Las Vegas. I know, I know. But I have been there every year for the last 14 so I believe you can live without me for one year. Instead I am going to Maui. Nahnahnahnahbooboo. So there.
Upon my return I should be in the final stages of the redesign on www.kylieireland.com! Featuring a whole new look, more user friendly navigation, webcams (if I can get ’em workin’) and larger video clips on archived and new videos.
In 2009 you can also look forward to various new projects featuring me as a performer and/or director.
Until then….Happy New Year!
Kylie
PS. I would love to hear what your favorite Kylie memory is of 2008: it could be anything from a movie or scene you enjoyed, meeting me in person, an experience we shared…friends, fans and co-workers…please chime in!
This is not a recent picture, old, fat, wrinkled Kylie Ireland now looks like the cashier lady at your local Wallmart. Here she is, taking two dicks up her ass so she can compete with 20 year old whores:
http://www.cduniverse.com/images.asp?pid=7680002&style=ice&image=back&title=Kylie+Ireland+Is+The+Whore+Next+Door+DVD
Besides, working five months on a fucking porn movie is nothing to brag about, it’s a proof of incompetence and stupidity.
I’m one that thinks a beautiful girl aging nicely with little plastic surgery is a treasure. Kylie is wonderful in so many ways, actress, producer, director, creative and hard worker. She looks terrific. Colonel you are an idiot. How wrinkled are you? And let’s see a picture of you taking two dicks up your ass. Kylee has no need to compete with anyone, 20, 30 or 40. She is one of a kind, and has a huge fan base to prove it. She is a natural beauty and a red head on top of that. She already has a long track record and will be around for a long time in this biz. She is unique and inspiring to women over 30.
Colonel, you’re a fucking moron. That picture in blue is from August of ’08. Whore Next Door came out in 2005.
TrySexual, now you can get up and wipe Kylie Ireland’s shit off your toilet of a mouth , you human vomit, but that just doesn’t get you anywhere, never did, and never will. Apart from fat filth pig Kylie Ireland, I’d love to see your whore of a mother taking two dicks up her STD infected ass. Go get busy with your lame, little dick and spank it some more to Kylie Ireland and other aging whores, spend all toilet papers you can afford, you worthless piece of shit fan boy. This is all you will get out of this life time, and it’s much more than you even deserve.
“I would love to hear what your favorite Kylie memory is of 2008: it could be anything from a movie or scene you enjoyed, meeting me in person, an experience we shared…friends, fans and co-workers…please chime in!”
avoiding your scenes was something i found rewarding.
“The Friday Night Threeway (with myself and my good friend Derrick Pierce) was created on Playboy Radio and can be heard weekly from 7-9 pm PST on Sirius/XM 99”
What, the Earl of Pimpwish has now a radio show? Is that man the Lucca Brazzi of federal prosecution? (I heard that he is now claiming that Federal Regulations do not apply to Pimpwich.
Miss Ireland was not atractive even when she was in her prime. She always looked like a street hooker that somehow found her way out of the street. Look and her Up and Comers scene with the Jenna. Beauty and the street hooker.
ArrogantPrick, your user name speaks for itself. Of course Whore Next Door was originally released in 2005 through Platinum X, and then recycled and re-released in 2008 through Absolute Jewel, the company Jewel De’Nyle’ started after she terminated her contract with Ovadia family’s Fifth Element. The picture in this article is at least several years old, if you book Kylie Ireland today, you won’t get the girl in blue bikinis, you’ll get the fat slob which takes two dicks up her ass in Whore Next Door.
I wasn’t a fan of hers when she broke into the biz, but my tastes must be changing over the years, I think Kylie is hot as hell now.
Well Colonel, scumfuck, you’re wrong again. I saw Kylie walking into the AVN Awards on Saturday and she looks amazing. Sorry if she doesn’t resemble your XXXXXX cousin who you lost your virginity to because he was too passive to resist your advances.
Of course, who could blame you, being, as you no doubt are, a 46-year-old, 368-pound pile of hairy human feces with a tiny, shriveled dick that not even a $10 crack whore could be enticed to touch.
Still, I’d think you could have found a XXXXXXX who wasn’t in your own family.
well done, bud. defending the honor of hoooooooors is a worthy exercise.
ArrogantPrick, you piece of shit, that was entertaining, but if you’re auditioning to be my next monkey, sorry, you fucked up, like anything else in your miserable worthless life. I’m not going to waste my time and get into a pissing contest with a pathetic little fan boy over how an expired whore looks like. If you really like her that much, see if you can afford to get her to spread her fat, loose ass for you in a private session in your crumbling rat hole residence, if, and most certainly you can’t afford that, then shut your face, eat shit and go fuck your mother.
Last but not least, It’s nice to hear you were at AVN this year, scum like you mother fucker are the bread and butter of parasites like Paul Fishbein and Co. Two-bit ultimate losers like you who pack their high school pack, spend their year savings and go to adult shows to walk around like zombies, take pictures of whores with their cell phones and tell them how great they look. I wish somehow you could see how empty, meaningless and repulsive your very existence is, but then if you ever would, you have to kill yourself, which of course is not a bad thing. The world can use some extra space, and nobody will ever miss you, in fact, nobody will ever know or care a piece of shit like you existed, nobody except perhaps your whore of a mother, but the chances are she too gave up on you years ago and blames herself for letting a disgraceful failure like you out of her disease ridden womb.