Audrey Bitoni, where for ART thou?

 

I got the most amazing photo-set of Audrey Bitoni. She looks sexy and the photos are in true color and artsy all at the same time. Those three things never happen together. Must be an extremely talented Photog. I know for sure she should be on a cover for a mag I write for, trouble is, Audrey has gone under the radar. Can you imagine if someone wanted to put you on the cover of a mag and you would rather go off the grid? Damn, if you wanted to put me on the cover of Cotton swab magazine I would be there for you, forget about one that would get me major exposure and give me copies to take with me to Vegas and sign…. BUT all I have of Audrey is beautiful pics, and someone who isn’t getting in touch with me.This is a girl I WOULD LIKE IN MY IMMEDIATE FUTURE!  You would think since she was up for AVN awards that she would get as much publicity as possble to raise her scene rate and get her a substantial feature dancing gig. But does it really  matter to her? Since I have gotten no response in months, I guess not,  but then what the hell do I know?

9 thoughts on “Audrey Bitoni, where for ART thou?

  1. who is the cretin(s) who keeps butchering boob jobs?

  2. Beautiful girl, one of the most facialy beautifull porn whores.
    Fucked up boob job, I rather see her dressed than nude for those reasons.

    Last time I cheched she was escorting in NYC. Ask the Earl or his Madames.

  3. She is very beautiful, but how old is she…18? She looks really young to be a porn drop out already.

  4. Her plastic surgeoun should be shot.

    Cindy, ask the Madammes.

  5. speaking of shitty boob jobs, old christian came up with a ripper:

    “Madelyn Marie is a newer girl in the business, she is 21, from Georgia, blah blah… blah blah… whore tells lies… blah blah… Oh and she has a fantastic pair of fake boobs that almost look real.”

    the chick has a set of implants that could probably get her a mens health cover, so well do they resemble pecs.

  6. I remember Paco Rabanne saying that there is nothing more beautifull that the natural tits of white women and that he would personally strangle the inventors of breast implants.

    I personally would appoint then with Dexter.

  7. fyi “wherefore” means why, not where

    NL-“Where fore art thou Romeo” means why are you Romeo?

    “Although we use “wherefore,” if at all, as a synonym for “why,” Juliet uses the word in a more limited sense. By “wherefore?” Juliet means “for what purpose?” If she had merely asked “Why art thou Romeo?” she wouldn’t be distinguishing the two major meanings of “why”—”from what cause” (in the past) and “for what purpose” (in the future). “Wherefore” clearly emphasizes the latter sense, which is why “whys and wherefores” are different things.” http://www.enotes.com/shakespeare-quotes/o-romeo-romeo-wherefore-art-thou-romeo

  8. and here I thought you were being existential…

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