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Luke F-rd announces the winners of the "Lukeys" for the Best Porn of 1998:
Best Film – Models
Best Video – The Lecher 2
Best New Starlet – Inari Vachs
Male Performer of the Year – Mr. Marcus
Female Performer of the Year – Jill Kelly
Director of the Year – John Leslie
Email: "The Lukeys should have nothing to do with "Best of" anything. Rather, they should be given for various reasons that only have to do with any sort of controversy they sparked (which in turn played well on your site). Example: A Lukey for Nude World Order for its role in prompting the most-written-about "witchhunt for Luke’s source," on both yours and Gene’s sites. How about a special Lukey for Alec Metro for biting part of Nancy Vee’s privates off? you get the idea…I’m sure you could come up with many more flicks and/or performers and/or industry players who deserve Lukeys for varous and assorted reasons. A Chuck Martino Lukey for the most lies (according to Chuck) spoken about him?"
NL- Should I revive the Lukeys? And what should the criteria be to win? What categories should we have? Give me some ideas of what you guys think. Of course you would have a big part in picking the winners.
Yeah bring them back even though I never knew they existed in the first place.
For “Most likely to get raped in prison” it was a tough call between Brian Surewood and Paul Little so its a tie! Both men will find themselves doing other guys laundry, tossing salads and getting around the cell block like new porn girls in the valley.
Whippie!!!
I like to suggest a new category called: The scumbag of the year. This year’s nominees are:
1. Max Hardcore
2. Derek Hay
3. Donny Long
4. Christian XXX
No.
What about whore in denial? PSE of the year?
Methhead of the year? Meth dealer of the year? Crackhead of the year? Heroin junkie of the year?
Douchebag agent/pimp of the year?
About the Coronel list, hard calls. They are all worthy.
I’d love to see the “Worst excuse for flaking”
You wouldnt believe how many porno grandmas died this year alone. Countless flat tires and probably 10 to 30 head on collisions but yet the girl was driving and didnt have a scratch on her so she could make someone elses shoot.
Which category can we make for Bill Margold to win? FAkest charity promoter? Blowhard of the year? Biggest mouth/smallest dick? Biggest ego with nothing to back it up?
Also add- Best Suitcase Pimp
Worst fake boobs
Baby Maker of the year
Biggest Bitch in porn
Most overrated porn chick
I could go on here for hours……
Link to shittiest, most-half-assed web page: BDD.
Seriously who the fuck designed that piece of garbae?