I Dream of Luke Ford….

Not in that way silly…

I had a dream the other night that Luke Ford and I were running a restaurant together. It wasn’t doing very well. I was trying to deal with the money aspect and bookkeeping and staff.  I was extremely stressed out.

Luke was trying to stay out of the whole thing. He wanted nothing to do with anyone and didn’t even want to talk to anyone except a beautiful brown haired girl that was a waitress. He wanted her to hang out with him. And wanted her to go to  shul with him. He wanted me to deal with all the problems and just let him know when he would be able to collect  a percentage of the income.

Any dream interpreters out there?

This has nothing at all to do with Luke in real life. Although i would like to know what he is up to, AND  I miss him…

10 thoughts on “I Dream of Luke Ford….

  1. The Colonel says:

    I believe it means that Luke must get his shit together, get over with his Jehovah madness, comes to terms with himself and gets back to what he does best: porn journalism. He must work to earn his bread, otherwise, if he keeps waiting for Moses to serve him with the Kosher, he’ll starve to death.

  2. Real Luke Ford Fan says:

    “I dream of Luke Ford?! lol

  3. Who the fuck is luke ford?

  4. He’ll be back, he’ll miss it after a while. I hope he does find a nice girl who likes porn to marry.

  5. He never said he will stop writting on porn. But he did said that the will doing of a human interest POV and only if the funding to do it does not comes from the industry. No porn adds.

    For example he has written articles of Sophia Lynn and Sierra Sinn in his Judaism blog. But often from a human POV.

  6. Luke stunned his readers with a stone cold attitude. I doubt he will ever overcome this. His intrigue with me, was that I’d never observed such a Loser. Really he’s a clown…stupid and funny.

  7. I think you have anxieties he doesn’t approve of the way you are handling his site or perhaps worse he doesn’t really care at all. Seems like you put him on a pedastal, or that you have doubt about your ability to follow in his footsteps, as if you “owe” him. Ideally you want him to come back so you two can run it together. Deep down you know that will never happen. You used the restaraunt as a metaphor because you know he’s not coming back, or else it would have been literal.

  8. Luke was private upset at many of the girls he developed a liking to being druggy whores even if he apears to be cold outside. One of the reasons he stopped covering porn has nothing to do with his Rabbi and with his social life but with the psychological drain of seen some young and likeable women wasting their lives day after day.

  9. Jesus Christ lady, get off the sauce.

  10. Was the waitress named Emma??

    He would never have left if it wasn’t for that damn rabbi who told him to leave porn blogging. Now that same rabbi kicked Luke out of shul because Luke outed an 18-year-old whore who wrote for the Jewish Journal and wrote how she was after her married rabbi.

    There was a video of Luke I saw a couple of months ago and it explained EVERYTHING about him to me and why he is why he is and why he acts the way he does. I told him show this video to your future wife so she knows what makes you tick and why you’re the way that you are.

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