Opinion/Editorial by Darrah of PornstarBabylon
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It was announced this week that Hugh Hefner and his main girlfriend Holly Madison had officially broken up. I don’t know how that’s going to work since Holly told TMZ this week that all three girls will be back for the new season of ‘The Girls Next Door’.
Hefner has now moved into the mansion 19-year-old twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon. Did he not run a background check on these girls? He doesn’t need this kind of trouble around him at his age. I feel these girls are just a big giant mess for Hefner in the making and he should get rid of them now and safe himself future grief.
From TMZ:
Turns out Hef’s 19-year-old handpicked twin successors to the throne of Holly, Bridget and Kendra come with a checkered past. Karissa (left) and Kristina Shannon (right) — who have recently moved into the Playboy Mansion — were both busted by St. Petersburg, Fla. police for felony aggravated battery back in January. They both received probation and were ordered to pay restitution to the two victims.
Karissa also has a misdemeanor battery charge on her record from 2007.
Playboy had no comment.
UPDATE 6:40 PM PT: We just talked to a relative of one of the victims and here’s what they tell us went down. The twins went out after work with one of their Wing House co-workers, Erica Civello, to a house party. Kristina allegedly started arguing with Erica, and Karissa came up behind her and hit Erica over the head with a bottle of beer and they both “jumped her.” Erica suffered a concussion.
From TMZ:
We’ve learned Karissa Shannon was arrested just two months before she and sis Kristina were pinched for aggravated battery back in January. In this case, however, she was popped for kicking her own twin sister in the face. Lovely.
Here’s the blow-by-blow, according to the charge report: When cops showed up, Kristina was lying on the ground outside their apartment “wearing only blue jean pants” and “bleeding from her nose,” while Karissa was standing over Kristina asking who had done this, “as if she had no idea what had happened.”
Best part: a neighbor said he witnessed the one twin kicking the other twin in the face, though “he could not identify which sister was which.” Karissa eventually fessed up.
The parents must be proud they succeeded in raising gold-digging hosebags.
Hef’s girlfriends, as if an 82 year old man can really do anything with anybody. Those dumb blondes rinse their mouths obssesively after kissing grand pa Hef at 9PM and helping him to get in bed, and next morning they laugh all the way to the bank. Easy money can’t get any easier for some dumb lucky whores and their proud parents.
Great moments in the history of Florida white trash.
The best part of the story is Holly Madison leaving Hef because his sperm count is so low he can’t get her pregnant.
…proving golddigger Holly wasn’t in love with Hef at all, she just wanted to pop out a kid who would make her set for life.
Are any whores redeemable?
how the fuck is this an opinion/editorial?
can we please call things what they are a “cut/paste”
Jethro, everything above ‘From TMZ’ is mine. Below that was cut and paste.