NL-I read this on ScottFayner.com the other day and laughed my ass off. Now that all his readers have had a chance to see it, I had to "borrow" it for you all to read.
Scott writes-
I was at a shoot the other day and somehow the topic of discussion amongst the porno folk turned to douches and enemas.
It was probably due to the fact that all the girls were about to use a douche, but in my stoned state I can never be too sure.
I remember that when I heard what follows I was staring at August’s chest, and although after hearing it I remember looking at boobs just wasn’t that fun anymore.
Okay, so apparently some new chick was doing her first anal scene. The P.A. or whoever handed her an enema, said “Use it before your scene to clean yourself out.”
She went off to do just that.
Then came back. “I don’t feel so good,” she said.
The girl had drank the enema instead of shooting it up her rectum.
Awesome.
Fucking awesome.
No one remember what the girl’s name is, but if anyone out there knows who this happened to (or any other hilarious mishaps) be sure to let me know.
NL>……So “PooP, Feces and Shit” is back on the OK list?? Right On Scott !
Oh my God!!! OK little pornlets, listen up!! douching with anything but water is VERY MUCH BAD!! They sell little travel douche bags at all the major drugstores, one quick rinse with warm water. Eat yogert every other day, and you should never have a problem with yeast, as for enemas, never before a scene, you will cramp, and have what is refered to as” enema belly “, on film, not very attractive! Enemas are to be done the night prior to the scene, eat very lightly, or not at all after 8pm, or 6 if your first up. Little anal sex hint, before bed lube your ass with a little A&D ointment, just a fingertip full, in and out. Oh and dump out the premade enema and fill the bottle with warm water instead. Schools’ out.
Speaking of douches…
I like that embarrassed and ashamed look in a whore’s eyes when she accidentally shits in front of a bunch of dudes during an anal shoot. Some of them turn red and rush to the toilet, some try to maintain the situation by grabbing a piece of baby wipe and cleaning the guy’s dick, those who are more experienced in getting their assholes pounded on a regular basis stay calm and act as if nothing in particular happened. it’s all fucking entertaining and hilarious.
Got to agree with THE Colonel on that one !! did a scene yesterday and the girl apparently ate the night before and didn’t washout completely and PEANUT shit every where !! All we needed was cherries and could had a anal split. at least Ruby knows and other expereinced girls when to get ready for a good anal pounding.
Al, did you just call me a douche?
Coronel, Rick, this is a classic!
no Ruby, I’m referring to the author